Friday Humor: Barney Frank Joins CNBC

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Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:03 | 4264128 Buzz Fuzzel
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What is he going to tell us we don't already know, that Fannie Mae is in good shape?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:06 | 4264137 One And Only
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What brand of bleach works best for bleaching your Asshole.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:09 | 4264151 NotApplicable
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Meanwhile, Mark Haines is spinning in his grave. (my favorite Barney interview, EVAR!)

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:12 | 4264167 hedgeless_horseman
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Congressman Frank may need a little make-up before he is ready for his close up.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:13 | 4264174 Divided States ...
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Good pickup imho, CNBC needs to get more the gay audience..


Gay Sex Advice with Barney Frank, weeknights at 7:00pm after you listen to more Great Stock Pick Advice from Jim Bear Stearns Cramer

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:19 | 4264211 DoChenRollingBearing
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With but a tiny bit of imagination, I think we all can smell a little more humor than normal coming by on a Friday...

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:47 | 4264345 HoofHearted
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I hope he will interview Phil Robertson on the first show he does. 

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:53 | 4264382 kralizec
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A frank discussion of dicks, pussies and assholes...


Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:58 | 4264414 Pairadimes
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Looks like CNBC decided not to turn their back to Barney Frank, and for this, I cannot blame them. Never turn your back to Barney's Frank.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:59 | 4264436 TeamDepends
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budumpshhh!!  (for this and all the other good zingers on this thread)

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 14:24 | 4264579 Clint Liquor
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This surprises me. I was expecting CNBC to pickup Martin Bashir.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 14:51 | 4264692 Headbanger
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Well they sure won't be getting Duck Dynasty from the looks of things as I hoped!

And where is Sam Kinnison when we really need him for this one!?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:35 | 4264890 BLOTTO
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'They' are just softening the blow for the masses to accept the 1st gay world leader in the maybe at least start with a significant national/political leader.


Pope Francis was named person of the year - in a gay rights mag.

Also, notice how thier isnt much shock factor anymore these days - just normalize the perversions.


Dont tell me their isnt a gay day it will be 'gay' to be heterosexual (again, they want to flip everything on its head)

Divide and conquer the weak minded and spirited.


Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:00 | 4265010 Pairadimes
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+1 for the Sam Kinison mention.

"My view of life is, if you are not going to go to heaven, why miss it by two inches?" - Sam Kinison

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:30 | 4265125 eatthebanksters
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Nah, he's just there to blow Leisman after Santelli rips his asshole every day...

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:48 | 4265195 starfcker
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Softening the blow? What, you don't consider bathhouse a leader?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 17:11 | 4265278 johngaltfla
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This hiring brings a terrifying new meaning to the Fed yelling BOHICA at the short players when he analyzes it.....

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 18:43 | 4265486 remain calm
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Well the cocksucker viewership will rise.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:28 | 4264247 janus
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yes, quite, the gay tsunami continues apace:

i'd say recent events represent a high-water-mark...the tide is moving back.  and, gosh, after such a sustained and force-full tsunami, you gotta know there's gonna be some cultural under-tow.

sure, cnbc, this is how you ramp ratings.  

anyway, gay-mafia, beware the undertow...just lettin you know.

for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.


Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:36 | 4264274 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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off topic... janus your story about Lil Kim on the williambanzia7 post is one of the funniest things I have ever read... thanks

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:39 | 4264300 Larry Dallas
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They're trying to pick up all the jilted Duck Dynasty viewers. Brilliant move!

"Trading with The Gays. What gay friendly stocks should you own?" Written in all capital italics...

Week nights at 9pm. Special one hour "Vegan Vagitarians"


Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:14 | 4264178 TeamDepends
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Please tell us that's a California starfish and not what it appears to be.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:30 | 4265133 eatthebanksters
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Chocolate  starfish...

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:15 | 4264181 Bay of Pigs
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Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:15 | 4264190 Divided States ...
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The Brain Bug from Klendathu.....looks like a fat Alan Greenspan

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:21 | 4264212 malikai
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"They sucked his brains out.."

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:20 | 4264207 Yen Cross
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   Oh My GOD! I thought that was one of the brain bugs from "Starship Troopers"...

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:24 | 4264221 DoChenRollingBearing
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Pray tell, what does that  @BarneyFrank mean anyway???

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:42 | 4264322 nightshiftsucks
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Wow that's just amazing,GDP will be up at least 1% due to all of the computers that will need to be replaced due to their owners looking at that pic and promptly blowing chunks all over the keyboard.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 14:02 | 4264453 nightshiftsucks
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How many pounds of flour do you think it would take to find the wet spot ?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 14:18 | 4264549 fooshorter
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<--- Hipster Brain Bug from Starship Troopers

<--- Federal Reserves new mascot. Mr. Banks

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 14:28 | 4264609 TeamDepends
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The Lord says to turn the other cheek.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 20:06 | 4265632 Umh
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That's a lot of cheeks.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 20:38 | 4265712 Umh
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That's a lot of cheeks.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:10 | 4264169 ACP
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Somehow I knew this would be on ZH the second it came out.


Now they can officially change their name to "CNBS".

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:16 | 4264198 DoChenRollingBearing
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Ha ha ha!  + 1

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:30 | 4264910 nope-1004
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Merissa Ree developed a negative attitude and questioned the fake numbers, so was shown the door.

Bawnee will never question the source of his pension.  Bawnee is a natural addition to lie on a fake platform.

And since when does a retired government leech, who sucked off the taxpayer his whole life, get announced as being a "contributor"?  More like "CNBC is pleased to announce we've hired another leech to suck off the host, as this latest addition has proven throughout his life to add nothing to humanity."


Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:47 | 4264355 HoofHearted
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The second it "came out"...I see what you did there. Nice, very nice. 

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:52 | 4264387 DoChenRollingBearing
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Bearings have to be vewy, vewy careful, what with steel balls and a hole in the middle.  Not to mention lubrication is just a fact of life in a rolling bearing...

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 18:25 | 4265444 Parrotile
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Go "all ceramic" and you'll find your lubrication worries are a thing of the past, for most conventional applications.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:09 | 4264156 TeamDepends
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Whatever happened to Bawnee Fwank, the ZH poster?  Gave us a chuckle every time.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:37 | 4264286 NIHILIST CIPHER

I knew when Barney Frank got a pass decades ago for sexing up on little 16 year old senate pages that they had some  DIRTY DEEDS for him to do in the future. And boy did he do them....right Barney? Sell out the country to keep your skanky ass out  of prison where it belongs. When WE don't hold these slimy bastards to the rule of law, just look at the damage they can do. Eat shit and die traitor.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 14:03 | 4264460 pickupthatcan
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I look forward to reading his obituary.  Just like I did with Teddy and that turn coat Murtha. 

On the good news side, Kennedy has been sober for over four years now.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:07 | 4264141 whatsinaname
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The most humorous "Friday Humor" post ever. Is he going to be allowed to speak with the marbles in his mouth ?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:10 | 4264159 NotApplicable
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Umm... those aren't marbles.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:20 | 4264208 ParkAveFlasher
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...which begs the question... ....

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:17 | 4264200 eaglerock
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I'm going to need close captioning, because I can never understand a word the guy says.  And I grew up in Boston.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:12 | 4264171 TeamDepends
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Naw, that ain't gonna happen.  His first report is entitled:  I'm Going Long Freddie Mac.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:26 | 4264240 DoChenRollingBearing
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I just knew that today's Friday Humor would be, er, loaded up with fun for all!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:25 | 4264223 Event Horizon
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CNBC has OFFICIALLY jumped the snark

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