Friday Humor: Barney Frank Joins CNBC

Tyler Durden's picture

Presented with 'shockingly' no comment...

 

 

We are sure Frank's arrival will fix this...

 

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Buzz Fuzzel's picture

What is he going to tell us we don't already know, that Fannie Mae is in good shape?

One And Only's picture

What brand of bleach works best for bleaching your Asshole.

NotApplicable's picture

Meanwhile, Mark Haines is spinning in his grave.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrAY3ZxVOH4 (my favorite Barney interview, EVAR!)

hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

 

Congressman Frank may need a little make-up before he is ready for his close up.

Divided States of America's picture

Good pickup imho, CNBC needs to get more viewership...target the gay audience..

 

Gay Sex Advice with Barney Frank, weeknights at 7:00pm after you listen to more Great Stock Pick Advice from Jim Bear Stearns Cramer

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

With but a tiny bit of imagination, I think we all can smell a little more humor than normal coming by on a Friday...

HoofHearted's picture

I hope he will interview Phil Robertson on the first show he does. 

kralizec's picture

A frank discussion of dicks, pussies and assholes...

LOL!

Pairadimes's picture

Looks like CNBC decided not to turn their back to Barney Frank, and for this, I cannot blame them. Never turn your back to Barney's Frank.

TeamDepends's picture

budumpshhh!!  (for this and all the other good zingers on this thread)

Clint Liquor's picture

This surprises me. I was expecting CNBC to pickup Martin Bashir.

Headbanger's picture

Well they sure won't be getting Duck Dynasty from the looks of things as I hoped!

And where is Sam Kinnison when we really need him for this one!?

BLOTTO's picture

'They' are just softening the blow for the masses to accept the 1st gay world leader in the future...so maybe at least start with a significant national/political leader.

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Pope Francis was named person of the year - in a gay rights mag.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/prominent-gay-rights-magazine-the-advocate-h...

Also, notice how thier isnt much shock factor anymore these days - just normalize the perversions.

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Dont tell me their isnt a gay agenda...one day it will be 'gay' to be heterosexual (again, they want to flip everything on its head)

Divide and conquer the weak minded and spirited.

 

Pairadimes's picture

+1 for the Sam Kinison mention.

"My view of life is, if you are not going to go to heaven, why miss it by two inches?" - Sam Kinison

eatthebanksters's picture

Nah, he's just there to blow Leisman after Santelli rips his asshole every day...

starfcker's picture

Softening the blow? What, you don't consider bathhouse a leader?

johngaltfla's picture

This hiring brings a terrifying new meaning to the Fed yelling BOHICA at the short players when he analyzes it.....

remain calm's picture

Well the cocksucker viewership will rise.

janus's picture

yes, quite, the gay tsunami continues apace:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DClkYml47iM

i'd say recent events represent a high-water-mark...the tide is moving back.  and, gosh, after such a sustained and force-full tsunami, you gotta know there's gonna be some cultural under-tow.

sure, cnbc, this is how you ramp ratings.  

anyway, gay-mafia, beware the undertow...just lettin you know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17brRbPbSWs

for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

janus

fxrxexexdxoxmx's picture

off topic... janus your story about Lil Kim on the williambanzia7 post is one of the funniest things I have ever read... thanks

Larry Dallas's picture

They're trying to pick up all the jilted Duck Dynasty viewers. Brilliant move!

"Trading with The Gays. What gay friendly stocks should you own?" Written in all capital italics...

Week nights at 9pm. Special one hour "Vegan Vagitarians"

/sarc

TeamDepends's picture

Please tell us that's a California starfish and not what it appears to be.

Divided States of America's picture

The Brain Bug from Klendathu.....looks like a fat Alan Greenspan

Yen Cross's picture

   Oh My GOD! I thought that was one of the brain bugs from "Starship Troopers"...

nightshiftsucks's picture

Wow that's just amazing,GDP will be up at least 1% due to all of the computers that will need to be replaced due to their owners looking at that pic and promptly blowing chunks all over the keyboard.

nightshiftsucks's picture

How many pounds of flour do you think it would take to find the wet spot ?

fooshorter's picture

<--- Hipster Brain Bug from Starship Troopers

<--- Federal Reserves new mascot. Mr. Banks

TeamDepends's picture

The Lord says to turn the other cheek.

Umh's picture

That's a lot of cheeks.

Umh's picture

That's a lot of cheeks.

ACP's picture

Somehow I knew this would be on ZH the second it came out.

Anyway, BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Now they can officially change their name to "CNBS".

nope-1004's picture

Merissa Ree developed a negative attitude and questioned the fake numbers, so was shown the door.

Bawnee will never question the source of his pension.  Bawnee is a natural addition to lie on a fake platform.

And since when does a retired government leech, who sucked off the taxpayer his whole life, get announced as being a "contributor"?  More like "CNBC is pleased to announce we've hired another leech to suck off the host, as this latest addition has proven throughout his life to add nothing to humanity."

 

HoofHearted's picture

The second it "came out"...I see what you did there. Nice, very nice. 

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Bearings have to be vewy, vewy careful, what with steel balls and a hole in the middle.  Not to mention lubrication is just a fact of life in a rolling bearing...

Parrotile's picture

Go "all ceramic" and you'll find your lubrication worries are a thing of the past, for most conventional applications.

TeamDepends's picture

Whatever happened to Bawnee Fwank, the ZH poster?  Gave us a chuckle every time.

NIHILIST CIPHER's picture

I knew when Barney Frank got a pass decades ago for sexing up on little 16 year old senate pages that they had some  DIRTY DEEDS for him to do in the future. And boy did he do them....right Barney? Sell out the country to keep your skanky ass out  of prison where it belongs. When WE don't hold these slimy bastards to the rule of law, just look at the damage they can do. Eat shit and die traitor.

pickupthatcan's picture

I look forward to reading his obituary.  Just like I did with Teddy and that turn coat Murtha. 

On the good news side, Kennedy has been sober for over four years now.

whatsinaname's picture

The most humorous "Friday Humor" post ever. Is he going to be allowed to speak with the marbles in his mouth ?

ParkAveFlasher's picture

...which begs the question... ....

eaglerock's picture

I'm going to need close captioning, because I can never understand a word the guy says.  And I grew up in Boston.

TeamDepends's picture

Naw, that ain't gonna happen.  His first report is entitled:  I'm Going Long Freddie Mac.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

I just knew that today's Friday Humor would be, er, loaded up with fun for all!

Event Horizon's picture

CNBC has OFFICIALLY jumped the snark