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Friday Humor: Barney Frank Joins CNBC
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Pleased to announce former US Congressman @BarneyFrank has joined @CNBC as our latest contributor.
— Nick Dunn (@NickDunnCNBC) December 20, 2013
We are sure Frank's arrival will fix this...
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What is he going to tell us we don't already know, that Fannie Mae is in good shape?
What brand of bleach works best for bleaching your Asshole.
Meanwhile, Mark Haines is spinning in his grave.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrAY3ZxVOH4 (my favorite Barney interview, EVAR!)
Congressman Frank may need a little make-up before he is ready for his close up.
Good pickup imho, CNBC needs to get more viewership...target the gay audience..
Gay Sex Advice with Barney Frank, weeknights at 7:00pm after you listen to more Great Stock Pick Advice from Jim Bear Stearns Cramer
With but a tiny bit of imagination, I think we all can smell a little more humor than normal coming by on a Friday...
I hope he will interview Phil Robertson on the first show he does.
A frank discussion of dicks, pussies and assholes...
LOL!
Looks like CNBC decided not to turn their back to Barney Frank, and for this, I cannot blame them. Never turn your back to Barney's Frank.
budumpshhh!! (for this and all the other good zingers on this thread)
This surprises me. I was expecting CNBC to pickup Martin Bashir.
Well they sure won't be getting Duck Dynasty from the looks of things as I hoped!
And where is Sam Kinnison when we really need him for this one!?
'They' are just softening the blow for the masses to accept the 1st gay world leader in the future...so maybe at least start with a significant national/political leader.
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Pope Francis was named person of the year - in a gay rights mag.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/prominent-gay-rights-magazine-the-advocate-h...
Also, notice how thier isnt much shock factor anymore these days - just normalize the perversions.
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Dont tell me their isnt a gay agenda...one day it will be 'gay' to be heterosexual (again, they want to flip everything on its head)
Divide and conquer the weak minded and spirited.
+1 for the Sam Kinison mention.
"My view of life is, if you are not going to go to heaven, why miss it by two inches?" - Sam Kinison
Nah, he's just there to blow Leisman after Santelli rips his asshole every day...
Softening the blow? What, you don't consider bathhouse a leader?
This hiring brings a terrifying new meaning to the Fed yelling BOHICA at the short players when he analyzes it.....
Well the cocksucker viewership will rise.
yes, quite, the gay tsunami continues apace:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DClkYml47iM
i'd say recent events represent a high-water-mark...the tide is moving back. and, gosh, after such a sustained and force-full tsunami, you gotta know there's gonna be some cultural under-tow.
sure, cnbc, this is how you ramp ratings.
anyway, gay-mafia, beware the undertow...just lettin you know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17brRbPbSWs
for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
janus
off topic... janus your story about Lil Kim on the williambanzia7 post is one of the funniest things I have ever read... thanks
They're trying to pick up all the jilted Duck Dynasty viewers. Brilliant move!
"Trading with The Gays. What gay friendly stocks should you own?" Written in all capital italics...
Week nights at 9pm. Special one hour "Vegan Vagitarians"
/sarc
Please tell us that's a California starfish and not what it appears to be.
Chocolate starfish...
WTF?
The Brain Bug from Klendathu.....looks like a fat Alan Greenspan
"They sucked his brains out.."
Oh My GOD! I thought that was one of the brain bugs from "Starship Troopers"...
Pray tell, what does that @BarneyFrank mean anyway???
Wow that's just amazing,GDP will be up at least 1% due to all of the computers that will need to be replaced due to their owners looking at that pic and promptly blowing chunks all over the keyboard.
How many pounds of flour do you think it would take to find the wet spot ?
<--- Hipster Brain Bug from Starship Troopers
<--- Federal Reserves new mascot. Mr. Banks
The Lord says to turn the other cheek.
That's a lot of cheeks.
That's a lot of cheeks.
Somehow I knew this would be on ZH the second it came out.
Anyway, BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Now they can officially change their name to "CNBS".
Ha ha ha! + 1
Merissa Ree developed a negative attitude and questioned the fake numbers, so was shown the door.
Bawnee will never question the source of his pension. Bawnee is a natural addition to lie on a fake platform.
And since when does a retired government leech, who sucked off the taxpayer his whole life, get announced as being a "contributor"? More like "CNBC is pleased to announce we've hired another leech to suck off the host, as this latest addition has proven throughout his life to add nothing to humanity."
The second it "came out"...I see what you did there. Nice, very nice.
Bearings have to be vewy, vewy careful, what with steel balls and a hole in the middle. Not to mention lubrication is just a fact of life in a rolling bearing...
Go "all ceramic" and you'll find your lubrication worries are a thing of the past, for most conventional applications.
Whatever happened to Bawnee Fwank, the ZH poster? Gave us a chuckle every time.
I knew when Barney Frank got a pass decades ago for sexing up on little 16 year old senate pages that they had some DIRTY DEEDS for him to do in the future. And boy did he do them....right Barney? Sell out the country to keep your skanky ass out of prison where it belongs. When WE don't hold these slimy bastards to the rule of law, just look at the damage they can do. Eat shit and die traitor.
I look forward to reading his obituary. Just like I did with Teddy and that turn coat Murtha.
On the good news side, Kennedy has been sober for over four years now.
The most humorous "Friday Humor" post ever. Is he going to be allowed to speak with the marbles in his mouth ?
Umm... those aren't marbles.
...which begs the question... ....
I'm going to need close captioning, because I can never understand a word the guy says. And I grew up in Boston.
Naw, that ain't gonna happen. His first report is entitled: I'm Going Long Freddie Mac.
I just knew that today's Friday Humor would be, er, loaded up with fun for all!
CNBC has OFFICIALLY jumped the snark
Strange but that CNBC popularity chart looks like the Bears / Bulls ratio chart that Tyler has been posting time and again. The greater the bulls the lower is CNBC popularity ?
One more reason not to watch that piece of shit.
LMAO!!!
-pauses to take a breath-
LMAO!!!
Today's newscast was brought to you by Bawney Fwank and the letter "R".
<LOL>
Watch your ass there, friend!
</LOL>
And now back to our regular programming.
Must replace outgoing cumcatcher, in kind.
Sylvester the Cocksucker joins the Looney Tunes team at CNBC...I just might start watching again.
FRANK: "SSSHHHH....be vewy, vewy quiet....we're huntin muppets."
why would ANYONE OR ANYTHING fuck that slobering, speech impedimented cocksucking joke?
Ms. Jackson if youre nasty!
Note how listenership matches bubbles peaks/bursts....but not anymore. This graph may be telling something else: a bubble will pop soon.
yeah they really need another person to suck Jamie Dimons dick...
CNBC is going down the tubes. It’s time for Barney to jump on and ride it to the bottom.
Figured you'd be hanging out here with the talk of homos and all... (it's either than or Obama/Socialists) You missed the good old days: the Crusades.
Gotta run, I don't normally spend time on obviously trite subjects (especially since I don't own or watch TV).
So it's official then. CNBC does in fact suck dick.
< Yawn >
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
never thought the toilet bowl of cnbc could hold a turd the size of bawney; he is better looking than maria, however
Bawney Fwank arrived just in time for their Christmas Special - "The Dance of the Sugarplum Faeries"!
hehe
They better stock up on camera lens cleaner. That wisp th'is bruthal..
I thought NBC had the rainbow colored Peacock?
"Welcome to the Fudge Pack Hour here on the BlowHorn with Barney Frank"
CNBC: A perfect storm of stupidity. A quantum reality of Ignorance. A Cluster Butt F&*! of SNAFU's!
"On any other day, in any other place, that would seem a bit odd...."
Don't touch the bunny.
Thats right CNBCockSUkErs, with your ratings falling like a premier league footballer from a far away tackle, the best and most informed decision you make is to employ this fat cunt?
Aye, that'll work you fucking borderline retards, employ one of Americas most hated men to improve ratings?
Fuck me, I give up. They make this too easy like, far too fucking easy for my liking. Barwney Fwucking Fwrank??
Cock sucking cunts.
;-)
Wall Street and the banks never had a better friend than that bitch.
Barney Frank belongs in prison, not on TV.
How would locking him up in an all-male environment be punishment?
They should have him co-host a show with Larry Kudlow. That might have some value. Entertainment value, but at least value, something the other shows severely lack.
dear god... this is the equivelent of the Mets signing Kenny Powers the actor
#nottheonion
I can't wait to see a spirited political exchange between Bawney Fwank and Mewissa Hawwis Pewwy over @ MSNBC. I'm TIVOing that one for my future grandchildren!
Well at least when it's time to hang the criminals we'll know where to find that fat fuck.
What better appointee to CNBC after the disgraceful soft cross `examinations` he gave during Senate banking hearings over the last decade?
It just remains now, to see who can explain, justify or excuse, the increasingly desperate actions of the Fed more in upcoming episodes of CNBC - Barney Fwank or Steve Lies-Man.
If the two appear on the same broadcast I don't know which of the two - the reflex to puke or kick in the screen of the TV - in will kick in first.
Someone has to do the propaganda and damage control for a certain financial regulation bill that is written in their name. A bill that I suspect is going to be getting a lot of press and not good press either in the year to come.......
Barry is following Barney's scripts. Talk a good game and even introduce "laws" that will slam Wall Street but of course behind the scenes make sure the "laws" have loop holes and collect the cash from those evil doers.
Thanks for the heads up....just asked fios to delete that channel
I haven't tuned into CNBS for at least18 months.
The only thing that will get me to again select that channel is Barney the Frank hanging by his neck from a tree. That's all
Maria B. used to get pretty irritated interviewing Bawney. I'll bet she's 1/2 way into a bottle of Dom right about now.
Graves.
Possible show topics?
Why Dodd-Frank is great for you!
How I fought off the evil Bush Administration in regulating Fannie and Freddie
Steve Gobie can suck my Dick...no Really! He can! errr, He did!
Teabagging...ahhh the memories!
Why Phil Robertson is wrong...and how tight man-ass keeps me sane!
CNBC really is digging in the mud going for this drama queen.
Maybe Barney's lover can teach us how to get pot delivered to our houses without getting busted.
Muppets R Us.
going after that all important rent boy demographic.
Brilliant!
CNBC is going to totally own the Marxist, gay, used to run a male prostitution ring out of his home, angry old guy audience.
It's the Elmer Fudd hour, live, on CNBS
expect more Hershey commercials
They will need windshield wipers on the camera when this asshole is one
I'm pleased to advise Nick Dunn to keep his mudflap on.
Has anyone noticed with each new or revolving (BBG) journalist that the over exaggerated mouth jestering they exhibit is somehow supposed to emit the air of credibility? First Courtney Reagan. Then Josh Lipton and now Sara Eisen. They look like dogs with peanut butter stuck on the roof of their mouth. Hysterical!
When's Seabiscuit gonna hit that revolving door?
What a freak show... "Keep it in the circus!!!"
i have always wanted to know what an old faggot congressman thinks...not
CNBS, the perfect spot for Barney Frank, Banking Queen
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&hs=h35&rls=org.mozilla:en...
I thought sinking ships were deserted by rats, not boarded
Perfect, now that most of the country is on food stamps we want to see Barney licking Boehners ass clean while he blows Obama. Now THAT'S bread and circus.
ya just can't make this stuff up.
so now its CNBCLBGT.
hmmmm....has a nice (sick) ring to it....kind of rhymes and rolls off the tongue.
Oh My - That peice of fucking shit....seems the more curropt you are the more money you make
It only makes sense - since CNBC has been taking it in the ratings rectum for years now, they're finally owning up to their shit-on-dick status by publicly bringing on those who have also made their living getting sodomized. Plus, with the inevitable collapse cuming soon, the bright lights (yes, both the REAR lights and the HEADlights) at CNBC are planning a new installment to add to their "Need Extra Cash" series called "Homosex Brothels for Dummies - How You Can Make Profits Up The Ass"
Quick!! Hide the 16 year old male interns!
BUTT HOLE SURFERS THEME SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JhRH82G1_g
CNBC...they like gay guys????
Only way to get the ratings up..Is Barney going to do fashion and menus too!~
What happened to A&E - I thought that network was the LGBT network hangout? Oh well, probably just a spat, girls will be girls.
On a more serious health note, does daily gargling with 'throat yogurt' lead to speech impediment?
WATCH host pull a gerbil or 2 out of his ass...
watch the EMS pump a gallon of cum out of his stomach ...
watch unnamed fluids drool down his chin as he speaks in tongues...
What time slot.... opposite the DuckDynasty show of course
Hopefully they provide him with an attractive spit rag, for all that spittle that collects in the corner of his mouth when he is talking. Fucking gross that is.
Reminds me of Sylvester the cat.
Sufferin Succotash!!
Spittle? That ain't spittle.
Bawney Fwank - the new money honey?
They can call it Schmuck dynasty.
You rectum he will be doing a daily anal-ysis?
Now viewers will be subjected to hearing the word thtimulous dozens of times per day.
Bloomberg here I come !!!
Just tell me when Santelli is on, otherwise I'm gone.
Bring back the ghost of Mark Haines to hackle at Frank.
They give Santelli only 6 minutes a day for his clarity of the markets, but others are allowed to drone on!
Phil Robertson out of television and Baloney Frank in. Sign of the times. The end is near.
What a trade! This must be devestating to Maria's ego.