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Obama Prepares To Address Nation And... Healthcare.gov Crashes (Again)
With 75 minutes until the President's news conference - that we suspect would have been chock full of positivity over the 'progress' the Obamacare website has made - Healthcare.gov is down.
As WaPo first observed, "The home page is still present, but when one tries to apply for a health plan, the site says the "system is down." A message on the screen says it is part of "scheduled maintenance." The deadline for people to obtain coverage for the New Year is Dec. 23 -- which means the site could see in spike in visits in the coming days."
The result of all the Obamacare "fixes" is screen captured below:
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And nation turns away as they have had enough.
whatever u do, dont give em ur email lol!
[12:28:46 pm]: Welcome! You're now connected to Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat.
Thanks for contacting us. My name is Diana. To protect your
privacy, please don't provide any personal information, like Social
Security Number, or any other sensitive medical or personal information.
is that 75 mins regular time..or 75 mins cpt....i can ask this cause my friend is black...
Is this the part where he announces the 14th unlawful change to the Obamacare tax/law all the while directing any negative attention to the Duck Dynasty drama?
In the end, if you liked your healthcare... you could keep your health care. But only after you cancelled it and Obama's all-star 'Tech working group' consisting of Zynga, Yahoo, Netflix and Twitter could not fix a HTML5 web portal.
Nice job Obama. Nice job.
The web site's gonna wind up costing us more than the health care does.
But think of all the new health care you have created for hard-working offshore programmers.
I had a policy, it was cancelled b/c the govt enacted a law tha teveryone be covered; now, I am not required to be covered.
Once again - Fuck theprudent, support the imprudent.
Obomber is a total ZERO. $1.4B budget to build a website. Imagine if we went to war?
I like how 2 months ago when the first wave of cancellations went out, 0zer0 and his bots were all saying "Be happy you don't have these substandard crap plans anymore... 0zer0care plans will be much better (but the fact that you will pay twice as much was never mentioned). Today it is "If you were cancelled by your insurance company, be of good cheer because I bring you tidings of great joy that will be for all the world to see that you will now be offered these same substandard crap catastrophic plans that we said before you should be happy to avoid, but now you will pay the full comprehensive cadillac price for these substandard crap catastrophic plans. Please accept this gift in lieu of coal, since my new EPA regulations forbid coal to be used as a fuel. Happy Holidays!"
Yahoo was involved? That explains much. I can't surf more than 4-5 pages on Yahoo before one of them freezes up my computer.
I don't know anyone who either watches nor cares what Zero has to say anymore. Of course that does not apply to our MSM who continues to drool over him.
[Barbara Walters said in a recent interview that "we thought he was the second coming of the Messiah". Who is this dipshit "we" and why don't they shut the hell up?]
Happiness is Castro's warm gun in Babwa's crotch.
Seksis war on wymyns.
Americans are finally beginning realize that Obozo is the laughing
stock of the world.Not a position psycopaths are used to , they tend
to get even more dangerous and unpredictable.
Apologies for the shameless thread jacking but I’d really appreciate your input on what a new utopian world order could look like. I thought if you guys aren’t interested then I’ve no chance getting your average obedient citizen to comment. Thanks and please be kind with the down votes.
You didn't perform that maintenance!
I applaud your intent, however there is this little thing called human nature that prevents any chance of success for your efforts. Sorry.
"human nature" smacks of rasis. Prolly seksis, too.
People are monkeys; they can't even help other sick monkeys without forming obtuse delivery mechanisms charging more bananans than most make in a year, with other monkeys counting the banannas, and the supposed leaders getting free bananas and giving your bananas to the monkeys supposedly helping you to get better.
So no, there will be no utopian world order in a world of homo sapiens who are more brutal and selfish than monkeys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EyXPs2_Jk
"People are monkeys" Ohhhh rasis times infinity!
So what you are saying Ebworthen is that the US is a banana republic! +1
A new utopian world order would involve you giving me all your stuff, for starters.
To all you down voters, let the flies of a million camels infest the vigina's of your wives.
That's vAgina's, dipshit.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/16/ericka-marie-danna_n_4455098.html
You are clearly a compassionate sensitive person. If you want to make your world a joyous paradise, all you need to do is something nice for your neighbor.
My neighbor snowblows other peoples driveways without being asked and without compensation. Everyone loves him and he is catalyzing the whole neighborhood coming together. Agape goes a long way.
Yb
If you like your downtime, you can keep your downtime.
If that is still not enough downtime, I will change the law to make a day 25 hours long. If anyone gives you a problem, just tell 'em " 'Cause Obama!"
When I see him reading from que cards, which is all the time, I turn the channel. How can any reasonalbe person believe anything he says?
Whenever I see him, I turn the channel.
Rasis.
I junked ya for admitting you still use TeeVee as a medium of information.
It's pure propaganda, useless fluff and corporate advertising (see: propaganda).
" TeeVee" = ebonics = rasis.
probably the rush of dozens reporters looking to check the latest status all at once overwhelmed the system
I live in a populous, politically far left and politically bloviating city (S.F.) and am one of those people who likes to eavesdrop on conversations. I have heard no one discussing the ACA or the subject of signing up - no one. At all.
Eerily, it is like it does not exist.
shit house down. dark comedy for the holiday season.
"dark comedy" = rasis.
Zero realized that this is the last day to make excuses as most people who lost coverage were told they HAD TO SIGN UP by 12/23/13 to be covered by 01/01/14. How do you sign up on time for an illusion? Zero will spew the usual double-speak for them in a little over an hour. Amerika should be ashamed of what they have put their faith in, actors and criminals.
There's this concept called "civil disobedience..."
they must be putting the final "polishing" on that turd.
And we still don't have affordable healthcare, either.
That was a typo. It's the Affable Care Act. And please stop being so rasis.
The software was programmed to mimic public sector workers so of course it shut down early on a Friday before a holiday week.
"scheduled maintenance"
bullshit!!!!
not at this time of day
A message on the screen says it is part of "scheduled maintenance."
Anyone can make a 404 page say anything they want. A small blip of genius for the incompetent coders at the healthcarnival.gov
As a guy who works in IT for a living, one does not perform scheduled maint at 12 PM on a Friday.
It's broken.
If you work in IT for a living, that's a different line of business than what these people are in.
"...these people..."
Well, there's your racism, right there.
Oh, fergodssake, put a sock in it.
Keep your religion to yourself, Ava Braun.
Fuck you.
S'long as ti be konsensuals. 4 the childrunz.
So, you're implying that Govt workers are a separate race...hard to argue with that.
There's gotta be some racism in there somewhere. I'll keep looking.
That reads like a mission statement for Obama defenders responding to criticism.
As a guy who also works in IT for a living, one would actually be in a change freeze for a system that was fixed weeks ago and whose users have a deadline to complete by Monday. There should be no maintenance going on at all.
before the Christmas holiday...
Karma is a bitch. I guess ruining healthcare does not bode so well. Too bad it takes this horrendous debacle to awaken folks.
"bitch" be seksis.
ObamaSoftMicroCare.gov go all blue screen of death?
Yeah, that's a damned shame!
Solution? More dictates from Duh Wun!
(Que applause of mindless drones...)
"Duh" = rasis.
I've actually noticed a handful of websites slowing down and going offline today. Is there a broad attack underway?
"Is there a broad attack..." They're not "broads", they're "wimynz". Plz keep H8 to yourself at christmas time.
My home laptop is fritzing, error 404's, and my Android went defcom 4 with a virus 1 hour ago.
Do Not Obey
...is working.
Using the word "obey" is walking a pretty thin line there, buddy. Just might be rasis.
Obama Care is International health care. Akin to Putin care. They don't care bye the way.
I prefer to think of it as "Zimbabwe-care". Is that wrong?
Racist....
Polonium care.
Honestly at this point who cares. There's no accountability. In fact horrific fuckups are rewarded with more money and now the President can change the law on the fly without the lawmakers. The rule of law is gone, we have a ponzi economy, the military is burning palettes of money and blowing up wedding parties for fun. My god...what has become of our country.
Free capital markets are down due to the Fed's "scheduled maintenance."
Relax. We have to shut it down to find out what's in it.
The Obama(care) fuck up is pure entertainment, I use it to get myself asleep at night.
If I was an American, I would just completely ignore Obamacare. Stay with your current insurance, if they kick you out, up to them. Don't sign up, don't call, if Obama wants you insured, let him organize it himself then.
It's unbelievable that there are still so many people signing up for something so utterly retarded, just because Obama wants it... screw him, why don't you send him off and get somebody competent to run your country?
What is going on overthere???
At this point, only those desperate folks with pre-existing health problems want the ACA to succeed, everybody else is either LTAO, or extremely pissed that their health "insurance" policy(s) were cancelled by these Idjuts. Come November 2014, all the Republicons have to say to win votes is: "Decepticrats supported Obamacare!"
I was reading on the history of Nazi Germany. One of the things that struck me was that while the citizenry was starving to death, the political parties were enriching themselves and not doing anything to help the populace. Hitler's fiery charisma and deft political manipulation persuaded the German people to VOTE him 4 years of tyrannical power. You know, temporarily, just so he could fix things up a bit.