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We suspect the word "but" will figure heavily in President Obama's news conference today (his last before hitting the Hawaiian tees) as he addresses all the wonderful things that are occurring in the US - and yet moar needs to be done... oh and have you signed up for Obamacare yet?

 

 

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Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:02 | 4264728 The Gooch
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Fuck You Soetoro!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:05 | 4264749 knukles
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Hey, Reg!
Whazzzup?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:09 | 4264761 hedgeless_horseman
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The industrial and
business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the
government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government
relationship and power elite.

http://www.opensecrets.org/pacs/industry.php?txt=H03&cycle=2008

Obamacare,

Of the Insurance Companies,

By the Insurance Companies, and

For the Insurance Companies.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:10 | 4264775 RSloane
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I don't think Barry is going to mention that, HH.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:16 | 4264819 hedgeless_horseman
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But there is so much obvious synchronicity with the 100 year anniversary of the Federal Reserve Bank, eliminating competition and guaranteeing profits.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:20 | 4264853 RSloane
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Absolutely, so for sure Zero is not going to mention that.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:28 | 4264899 jbvtme
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mute

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:49 | 4264981 Pladizow
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His facial expresions are screaming: BULLSHIT!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:18 | 4265077 Canadian Dirtlump
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speaking of which, on my screen at least, for a sec he had one of those probationary tinfoil hat issue "reptilian shape shifter" eyes going for a time. Lollerskates.

 

http://i.imgur.com/4fWHpa7.jpg

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:34 | 4264901 TruthInSunshine
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ACA = And It's Gone...

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:44 | 4264965 Headbanger
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I'm feeling very sick from just watching this...  

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:52 | 4264986 Lore
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Speaking of health care, does he seem unwell to you?  Maybe it's just the lighting in the room.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:05 | 4265041 kaiserhoff
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Like Ben...,

  it seems his liver is yearning to be free...

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:18 | 4264837 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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I don't know what other evidence people need to figure out that the red vs blue meme is a fraud.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:31 | 4264870 hedgeless_horseman
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People are not interested in evidence.  They are interested in talk radio, television programming and the promise of free stuff...bread and circus.

Divide et impera.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:36 | 4264930 RSloane
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+1 HH. Exactly.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:26 | 4265111 Herd Redirectio...
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What the hell, I'm the one who is supposed to come into threads mentioning Bread & Circuses, and Divide & Conquer!  I have been left with no purpose.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:58 | 4265009 Crash Overide
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The president of the United States of American is a lying asshole.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:07 | 4265048 kridkrid
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It's both a job requirement as well as a self selecting characteristic for anyone able to rise to national prominence in American politics.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:54 | 4265227 DoChenRollingBearing
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Crash Overide

Well put!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:31 | 4264913 Max Cynical
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Just curious what percentage of UNH shares are held by members of congress since March 2009?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:34 | 4264927 hedgeless_horseman
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All I know for sure is it is not 100%.  ;)

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 18:30 | 4265463 AlaricBalth
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Current House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, bought stocks in health-care companies days before the so-called public option was pulled from the legislation. The removal of the public option proved to be a boon for private health insurers, making a significant sum for Boehner's investments.

http://www.investinganswers.com/education/famous-investors/10-most-popul...

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:06 | 4265036 ydderf1950
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I got keep my UNH healthcare with a 30% increase in cost

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 23:42 | 4266073 exartizo
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That's incorrect.

obvious that the insurance companies hated Obamacare and were doing everything in their power to bring it down.

I'm no Obama fan but he took on the wrong special interest group.

Something Hillary saw clearly years ago.

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 10:03 | 4266438 hedgeless_horseman
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obvious that the insurance companies hated Obamacare and were doing everything in their power to bring it down.

Obvious?  Sounds like you have been listening to what the PR departments say, rather than watching what the companies do.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:07 | 4264770 InjectTheVenom
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he's late  again for  yet another press conference ... i'm shocked !  woulda never guessed.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 18:36 | 4265471 PrintemDano
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He was busy..."golfing".

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 13:08 | 4266701 Buckaroo Banzai
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CPT baby... CPT.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:17 | 4264827 RSloane
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 A hush decends on the MSM crowd as they are receiving instructions not to ask Zero anything that does not begin with "Your Worship"....

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:03 | 4264753 TeamDepends
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How do we know what he's really saying without the interpreter?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:06 | 4264766 CrimsonAvenger
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I think the only interpreter he needs is someone continuously flipping the bird to the American people.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:32 | 4264923 hunglow
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We want to thank the military, bend over, here I come.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:58 | 4265012 Crash Overide
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Can we real time polygraph him when he speaks?

Bet it would be interesting...

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:27 | 4264882 williambanzai7
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Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:32 | 4264912 jbvtme
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going for a dip in lake fukushima? it's his double or it's the shapeshifting reptile we all know and love...

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:33 | 4264925 RSloane
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"Indiana Boener and The Temple of Entitlements" Hahaha

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 00:42 | 4266128 A Nanny Moose
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Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hannukah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HEUEi2fVSA

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:00 | 4264735 Adahy
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If you like your poverty, you can keep your poverty.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:07 | 4264763 somecallmetimmah
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Rasis.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:10 | 4264787 j0nx
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It was mildly amusing the first 1000 times you did it. Now it's just tired. Put it to bed.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:15 | 4264804 LFMayor
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Oh no.  I've been hearing it used against me for years. 
We have years, FUCKING YEARS of sauce for the gander left in that can.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:19 | 4264828 somecallmetimmah
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'Zactly.  It's not humor.  It's salt.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:03 | 4264736 Billy Sol Estes
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I just know he's going to comment on Duck Dynasty, I just know it.

Place your bets now.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:04 | 4264755 knukles
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If you like your quack, you can keep your quack.
I take personal of fence at the gay slurs, don't you, Reg?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:10 | 4264786 somecallmetimmah
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Please, no homofobics at the christmus time.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:13 | 4264795 Billy Sol Estes
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Pew Pew! Duck! Television Land! Facebook! OutRage! Obama!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:48 | 4264978 eclectic syncretist
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He's wondering if Bernie Goetz is in the crowd.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:55 | 4265005 tarsubil
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It is going to be surreal when O is starring in gay porn 10 years from now.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:14 | 4264807 RSloane
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A&E won't be financially hurt by their decision at all, amirite? The entire GLBT crowd I'm sure will be tuning in to "Rodeo Girl" and "American Hoggers" to show their support for A&E standing behind them. Literally!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:19 | 4264829 knukles
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I give
You've stumped the Knuks

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:22 | 4264854 Billy Sol Estes
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First 48 really ropes em in too.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:43 | 4264946 RSloane
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I'm looking forward to the "Transgenders for Hoggers" or "Bisexuals for First 48" fan clubs!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 17:10 | 4265269 Billy Sol Estes
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What do you mean? Those will be the next shows on AE!

Former Pwn Shop Gator Farm Owner's First 30 Days of Business With a Gay Cowboy Police Officer Running Mexican Logging Business With Tow Trucks on the Side.

Premiering this Spring on A/E!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 18:09 | 4265413 RichardENixon
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I'd watch that

 

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:01 | 4264737 Whoa Dammit
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It's Hand Jive Time again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEeeGMpM_Nk

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:03 | 4264738 Balanced Integer
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Can't wait to hear what this dickhead has to say. And oh how I wish we had a House of Representatives with a pair of balls big enough to impeach this pair of clown shoes.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:05 | 4265037 Citxmech
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Why would they want to impeach?  They love all this political rancor, and divide and conquer bullshit.  

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:10 | 4265057 kaiserhoff
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@ Balanced.

  Funny.  That's what I asked Santa for, as well;)

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:39 | 4265174 KickIce
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I felt obligated to post Santa's reaction.

 

http://mikelynchcartoons.blogspot.com/2010/02/you-want-it-when-poster.html

 

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:04 | 4264742 RSloane
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I will watch this comments section a lot more and before I will ever watch or listen to Obama.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:24 | 4264878 roadhazard
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This site will feed you what you crave.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:30 | 4264909 Possible Impact
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Electrolytes...

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:46 | 4264970 RSloane
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Right now its live feeding me Zero's delusions while I crave peanut brittle. No go.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:41 | 4265183 KickIce
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I crave justice.  Aint happening at present.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:02 | 4264745 thismarketisrigged
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can this fucking douchebag stay in hawaii and never fucking come back?

 

take a permenant vacation and never fucking come back u fucking asshole

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:09 | 4264772 somecallmetimmah
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"this fucking douchebag"  Gonna have to narrow that down for us, buddy.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:59 | 4265013 therearetoomany...
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Maybe he can go all 'Lost' on us...that would be best for everyone.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:05 | 4264748 Seasmoke
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Its almost Christmas Eve.........BE CAREFUL AND ALERT AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:05 | 4264750 FieldingMellish
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You mean "butt"

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:05 | 4264751 Billy Sol Estes
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Anyone else get Timeout trying to connect to whorehouse.gov?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:05 | 4264752 DavidC
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Anyone making a book on how late he will be?

DavidC

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:08 | 4264773 RacerX
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I figured he would be "closer to 2" as he's jetting off to Hawaii afterwards.. for that well-deserved vacation.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:17 | 4264814 somecallmetimmah
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When he gets there, it'll be 11:00am, and he can deny the whole thing ever happened.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:24 | 4264863 RacerX
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stepping out of Choom-Force-One

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:11 | 4264790 Count de Money
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I give him showing up about 35 minutes late.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:14 | 4264808 somecallmetimmah
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Impressive.  It takes me about an hour to empty a bottle of tequila.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:06 | 4264754 Larry Dallas
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I can't believe this.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:05 | 4264760 gafgroocK
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Jesus! I'm gonna puke up lunch just on the anticipation the bullshit he's gonna spout

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:06 | 4264765 DollarMenu
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I am long past the point of being able to watch this actor for longer than it takes me to recognize him.

 

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:07 | 4264771 A Lunatic
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End ObamaCare.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:12 | 4264799 somecallmetimmah
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'Obamacare' is racist.  'Affordable Care Act' is a lie.

Which one are you? :-)

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:08 | 4264777 the not so migh...
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he saw his latest poll numbers and pooped his pants, sercret service is fetching him anouther pair.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:10 | 4264779 nwowatcher911
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Too bad they don't let Alex Jones into the press gallery......

<img src="http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b299/kinghippo14/i-dont-always-agree-w...">

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:19 | 4264844 knukles
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To think, AJ is now acceptable.
Hummmph

I'm gonna name my golf team the Chemtrails

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:10 | 4264789 LawsofPhysics
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The irrelevant dictator speaks...

(as soon as he finishes the back nine)

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:36 | 4264803 Yenbot
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What if they held a (press conference) and nobody came...

I can listen to YooTube videos of cats attacking old women, etc. without any glitches, but the WH can't even get an audio fee      d      r    ight.

(It actually sounds bettah that way)

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:14 | 4264806 Oldballplayer
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And then he is off to HI. 

Me?  I am going back out to go through the garbage for bottles with deposits.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:18 | 4264820 LFMayor
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I figure the more he's in the air the more chances he comes down a little too quick.  Yeah, i realize it's like playing the lotto, but hell, if we're gonna blow money on him I say have that worthless prick in the plane EVERY FUCKING DAY.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:14 | 4264812 irie1029
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Has he ever been on time?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:18 | 4264823 stinkhammer
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dookie

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:18 | 4264824 The Gooch
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Chuck Todd is going to cost me a monitor.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:17 | 4264826 Count de Money
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At least we have proof that Chuck Todd is not giving Obama a BJ backstage. Not at this moment anyway.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:19 | 4264843 RiverDrifter
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These talking head guys the opening act or what?  Funny how choreographed this whole charade is.........

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:20 | 4264851 Emergency Ward
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All they need to make everything perfectly clear is the fake South African signer.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:22 | 4264852 somecallmetimmah
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Blah-bu-blah, blah, blah, humma-humma.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:21 | 4264861 somecallmetimmah
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Rasis.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:29 | 4264897 ebworthen
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You forgot "Boom-shaka-laka m'fuckers!  I'm off to play golf, eat me some shrimp, and work on my 'tan'!"

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:30 | 4264908 somecallmetimmah
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Oh!  My virgin ears!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 17:09 | 4265262 El Oregonian
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"blah, blah, humma-humma"

Huma? No, that's Hillary's main squeeze... sorry, Anthony.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:21 | 4264855 supersajin
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Tax code is FAIR??? Sure if you are a Billion $$ corporation!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:21 | 4264856 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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lies lies lies lies lies lies lies

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:24 | 4264874 Count de Money
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Does he actually believe his own bullshit?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 17:10 | 4265272 El Oregonian
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No, but he does believe what his "Handlers" tell him to say.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:25 | 4264880 icanhasbailout
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When Obama had surgery a few years ago, they found his insides stuffed with strawmen and empty platitudes.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:25 | 4264881 irie1029
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What a crock.  Just go to HI.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:26 | 4264886 ebworthen
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"I'm off to Hawaii, but before I go rest assured everything is fine.

Don't forget to pay those exorbitant insurance premiums and buy some stawks."

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:27 | 4264891 RiverDrifter
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It takes a person of little to no intergrity to stand up there and just tell lie after lie after lie and not even pause to see if those in the room are buying it.  It makes me nauseous just to hear him speak anymore, he's so detached from reality.  I mean, does he really believe the shit he says or what??

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:30 | 4264905 somecallmetimmah
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Now I'm offended.    *sniff*

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:07 | 4265050 Winston Churchill
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A narcissistic psychopath has no qualms doing it.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:27 | 4264896 JustObserving
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If the press had any balls, someone would ask him about his lies that almost led to a war with Syria:

US media blacks out Seymour Hersh exposé of Washington’s lies on sarin attack in Syria

http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2013/12/11/hers-d11.html

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:52 | 4264987 somecallmetimmah
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"If the press had any balls.."  Yeah, we took care of that problem about 30 years ago.

Worked like a charm!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:29 | 4264898 somecallmetimmah
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"Barack thought I was too white, and I thought he was too black. He was an American searching for his African roots, I was a Kenyan, I'm an American but I was living in Kenya, searching for my white roots."

These dayz be teh "new nermal".  Now where's that bottle of oxycodone?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:32 | 4264918 ebworthen
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Wireless Internet in classrooms is going to help Students and Teachers?

WTF?  YouTube cat videos and Obamacare kegger dudes and sleazy ho ads?

Wow, if that isn't it in a nutshell:  "The Internet will save us."

*cough*

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:43 | 4264948 somecallmetimmah
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Tis' easy as shepherd's pie!

1) Teh tax dollurz stimulates the internutz

2) Intenets pays the teechers and makes the students smurt

3) Smurt students votes for moar demokrats

4) Moar demokrats kaes teh taxes go up

5) Taxes makes more internetz!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:44 | 4264950 somecallmetimmah
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H8turz gonna H8.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:01 | 4264998 therearetoomany...
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In honor of Christmas, I withdraw my negative comment.   Happy New Year.

 

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:07 | 4265042 somecallmetimmah
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Rasis.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:32 | 4264921 Count de Money
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What really annoys me, besides his destroying the country, is that he always tries to run the clock when he "answers" a question. He takes a one minute answer and drags it out to ten minutes.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:48 | 4264969 somecallmetimmah
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He's like some kind of Uber-Messiah!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:34 | 4264922 Black Warrior W...
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100% feces.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:45 | 4264958 somecallmetimmah
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Rasis?

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:37 | 4264928 Yen Cross
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 TOTUS shit is so deep I need a fucking snorkel and mask to breath!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:13 | 4265060 somecallmetimmah
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Hm.  Good thing we no step in it.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:35 | 4264931 skipjack
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Hope that FuckYouShima spews out a whole bunch of radiation over the next week that wafts slowly over the Chosen Won.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/20/sickened-by-service-more-us-sailors-claim-cancer-from-helping-at-fukushima/

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:36 | 4264935 robochess
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"Only government can provide all that you need." Barry HUSSEIN obama
Bite me, barry.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:03 | 4265022 insanelysane
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Only if the evil rich turn over all their money to the government.  

Of course what I say to my lib friends is, so if we tax everyone at 100% the government will be able to provide us all a utopian society?

Crickets.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 17:40 | 4264940 CaptainSpaulding
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Hats off to Tom Laughlin AKA Billy Jack. Rip you magnificent bad ass

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:45 | 4264954 ToNYC
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Parallel Construction lines don't meet in POTUS' Euclidian legal geometry. Bernank and Yellen use Celestial Mechanics to deny Galilean astronomy. No wonder they are 21st Century Fails.

 

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:45 | 4264957 esum
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DOUBLETALK JIVE JABERWALKIE...  was waiting for him to start breakdancing and moon walk off the stage ...

THE QUESTION WE ARE ASKING OURSELVES NOW IS 

WHEN IS THIS BAG OF SHIT GOING TO BE IMPEACHED.......

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STENCH

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 20:55 | 4265748 pupdog1
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<<DOUBLETALK JIVE JABERWALKIE...   was waiting for him to start breakdancing and moon walk off the stage ...>>

 

....and punch a senior citizen in the head as hard as he can on his way out.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:44 | 4264964 ebworthen
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"If you like your metadata, you can keep your metadata."

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:48 | 4264974 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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If says "folks" one more time I will kill myself!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:48 | 4264979 intotheblack
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Dear God. The press is actually asking the President hard questions based on his administration's record of failures and deceptions instead of tossing "why are you so awesome?" or "why are your opponents so stupid?" softballs. Something has changed.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:50 | 4264980 Yen Cross
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     Barry claims there's been no evidence of NSA spying abuse. Here's your evidence you lying shithead!

   NSA: Some used spying power to snoop on lovers - CNN.com

 

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:49 | 4264984 MrTouchdown
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He looks more stoned than usual. He's got a better doctor than me!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 18:47 | 4265491 lakecity55
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We can always hope the little homo ODs.....

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:54 | 4265000 B.J. Worthy
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For the millionth time: raising the debt ceiling is not "paying bills" you moron!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:57 | 4265004 rlouis
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And this is how empires die - bankers enable corrupt idiot politicians.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 15:58 | 4265008 MFLTucson
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Go fuck yourself clown man.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:01 | 4265020 therearetoomany...
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He's looking down an awful lot, I think he realizes that just about everyone hates his fucking presence.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:03 | 4265026 Rattling Bones
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Barry's Christmas message to the country:

Bah Humbug you assholes, I'm off to Hawaii on your dime.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:04 | 4265032 ebworthen
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So he delays the mandate for corporations but not for citizens?

That's all you need to know.  This is about enriching corporations and fucking over citizens.

The worst of both worlds; having the working middle class subsidize the non-working class and illegals while enriching insurance companies and not making healthcare more affordable or higher quality.

This is the model; tear down the middle class, individual choice, affordability, and individual responsibility and the rule-of-law.

The model is being used in the workplace, the financial markets, government - in every aspect of life; with the illusion that if you vote one way or another it will make one whit of a difference.

The Kleptoligarchy reigns supreme; all hail Caesar!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:07 | 4265052 somecallmetimmah
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B-U-S-H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:15 | 4265075 therevolutionwas
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F-A-S-C-I-S-M!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:22 | 4265103 somecallmetimmah
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Hey, now.  I was '"fer" it before I was "agin'" it.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:05 | 4265038 Gert_B_Frobe
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Really need the Mystery Science Theater 3000 silhouettes and commentary for these pressers.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:10 | 4265054 somecallmetimmah
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Can't afford 'em.  "Sequester" and all that, you know.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:15 | 4265068 therevolutionwas
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But our buddy freedom fighter Ryan canceled those nasty cuts in spending.

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