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Obamacare's California Portal Has Been Down For Hours One Day Ahead Of The Extended Deadline
With the second consecutive extension to the Obamacare enrollment deadline announced hours ago, one would image the website's designers realized that in what would, hopefully (supposedly) be an epic scramble by tens of thousands, or just tens, of Americans to sign up in the last moment, that there could be a traffic surge and adjust appropriately. So the thinking goes, at least, in theory. In practice, however, for those trying to sign up for socialized healthcare in California, what they are being greeted with, instead, is the socialist equivalent of the BSOD, better known as "ERROR: Sorry, An Error Has Occurred in the System."
And to think the fawning media said so many times that Healthcare.gov was fixed, that people actually believed the lie.
Below is a screenshot of what everyone who clicks on the "Apply Now" screen in the Covered California state portal.
Needless to say, with fixed websites like these, who needs the Syrian Electronic Army?
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If a website goes down in a forest, and there's no one who wants to log on to it....
...the gub will find you if you are still worth being found...out.
No Bama!!!
If you can't log all those keystrokes and fill your database with all that barfed up private info, what's the purpose of keeping the site "up" of you can't see, store and sell all that data? Like Goodfellas, where he's told all those handguns he brought over were no good.
<---- Yes, I know one / some / am one.
<---- No, all the ones I know are fully employed for decent wages / salary / contract
Meanwhile, there are plenty of competent computer programmers out there, some of whom are unemployed.
Is saying that you tried several times to sign up for obamacare, but the website never worked for you, a valid legal arguement for not having obamacare and not paying the penalty.
Could someone just file a class action on behalf of all of us peasants and get that penalty waived for all?
Apparently, King Obama & his merry band of court jesters are now saying that the fact that the "glitchy".gov website they were promoting and coercing you to use as the vehicle to buy your health insurance on (with its security flaws & multiple crashes)...classifies as a fraud and false advertising perpetuated on the public at large.
So therefore, EVERYONE is entitled to .gov subsidized insurance for frrrreeeeee! as a penalty on them.
Because, Obama.
The site was down on purpose - they were paying respects to Kalashnikov. I think? ;-)
Looney
I'm holding out for the 10 year extension.......Justice Roberts can go screw himself.
I might comply.....but it won't be today......or tomorrow.
Meanwhile, there are plenty of competent computer programmers out there, some of whom are unemployed.
Yes, but they're the American-born ones.
And as a retired 'computer programmer' myself - well, retired insofar as I don't get paid for my programming any longer - I would gladly have produced an error message for healthcare.gov for only $100K. I'd even vary the colors depending on time of day and day of week.
If you like your system error, you can keep your system error. PERIOD!
FORWARD SOVIET!
Heh heh........deadline bitchez!
Come on.....we're not kidding.....we're really trying to be serious here!
Remind me to ask the President what hundreds of millions of Americans flipping him the middle finger salute feels like.
Sum Ting Wong
Web Site Tu Slo
Sine Up Tu Lo
Nu Bing Bang
Ho Le Fuk
Me No Mo Ne
California's version of ObamaCare has crashed...joy to the world! Oops, not so fast...it's back up.
But here's the link that eveyone can bang away at.
Get enough people, say ten or twenty, trying to access it should knock it back down.
https://v.calheers.ca.gov/apspahbx/ahbxanonym.portal?_nfpb=true&_st=&_pageLabel=signUpPage&_windowLabel=SignUp_1&_urlType=action&wlpSignUp_1_javax.portlet.action=createNewAccount&_ga=1.99319070.1639216574.1387871918#1
Street Address 1 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
City Washington
State DC
Zip Code 20500...
Email barack.obama@thewhitehouse.gov
Phone number 2024561111
The website even corrected the address for me...
then this happens...
Account Summary
I wonder how many 'sign ups' are for Obama, Pelosi, et al...javax.xml.ws.soap.SOAPFaultException: oracle.iam.identity.exception.ValidationFailedException: IAM-3050007:The user with the attribute User Login and value mrpresident already exists.:User Login:mrpresident
You see this in the url you posted? &_ga=1.99319070.1639216574.1387871918#1
IIRC, that's a session identifier in SOAP.
Congrats on making it easy.
PS: Fuck Java and the three legged horse it rode in on.
Does it make a sound...I heard the ouch
nothing to see here. obama knows what he's doing.
speking of disasters...
Iran Plans to Launch an Electro-Magnetic Pulse Nuclear War Against the US
http://govtslaves.info/iran-plans-launch-electro-magnetic-pulse-nuclear-war-us/
More fear.
if Iran actually tried that, they'd be turned into a radioactive desert and know it. Not gonna happen.
It sounds like Bibi has been reduced to grasping at straws. What's next, claiming that Iranians stowed away on the Chinese moon buggy and are building a lunar death ray base?
Ever thought of writing Hollywood screenplays? :>D
Moonraker.
Of course there would be retaliation. The NSA would not approve of anything that hampered its ability to spy on its subjects. Nor would the SEC enjoy being deprived of online porn.
That's right up there with "B-17 Lands on the Moon"
Its more like a set-up for a false flag event. They create the concern, cause the problem themselves, then blame and attack who they couldnt justify attacking before - Iran.
Thank god my cadillac health plan covers nuclear attacks.
Never seen a porn site down, maybe we should hire those guys !!!
Obamacare and anal fisting do have a lot in common.............
at least with obamacare you know you are going to get fucked !!!
Same could be said for anal fisting! :>D
It's almost free.......just try it once......if you don't like it you won't have to do it again.
PERIOD!!!
PornCare.com
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Hey, it's cool, no need to worry. The Covered California backup site (taxpayerassrape.com) is still up.
JFC Hulk, I actually laughed out loud and my roommate just looked at me like WTF?!
Once I read her your comment she LOL'd.
Depends on the relations his wife has in the porn industry...
The Obamaburg exploding, crashing and burning will be quite a sight...
Oh, the inanity...
Ho ho ho
Reggie?
I keep hearing that name.....but no one will ever tell me what that's about.
Learn: Error!
Learn: Communism!!!
Learn: Slow Death,,,
Hate Gub.
Merry Christmas!
God Loves You, He Does, no matter what!!!
ERROR CENTRAL PLANNING SUCKS A FAT GAY DICK WITH AIDS
Just quoting scripture. Don't hate.
I think God would agree but not say it as such.
Amen, from one who lived in a Godless totalitarian state and now finds himself in one again.
Dear Jebus!!!
God has a sense of humor because he gave us one.
Laughter!!!!!!
If there is a god - he hates us. Look at the world.
I hope there isn't a god because this is one sick joke he's playing.
All I can say is God gave us free will, and I hate to use the term "collective" free will, but when the collective has made itself into a sesspool...MOVE to a place that offers employment no matter how hard, how dirty, how degrading,...in order to feed your family or your future self interest..the world is an oyster. There are many like minds searching for this paradise that only freedom and hard work can offer.
Eat Rand will hate this...
Forget about your neighbor, forget about the guy down the street, forget the slut in some foreign land (but pray for them ALL always) but realize you have to be the best YOU are capable of being wherever on this earth that may be, and THAT may not be comfortable, but will certainly be fulfilling, even if you fail, because in the end you and your kinds will always know you gave it a college try, you tried your best and by that best showed others to give it their best. You are no good to yourself or to the world or to your family or to your neighbors if you are dead inside or lifeless on the outside.
I don't have the answers but look outside where you are and if you hate where you are get the hell out, but never give up..we are all counting on you.
It's Christmas.
In end, be satisfied, be a simple man, something you'll love and understand.
Freedom!!!
Deteriorata
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right,
But that three lefts do.
Wherever possible put people on "HOLD".
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you; That lemon on your left for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls,
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.
Carefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan,
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
For a good time, call 606-4311.
Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog Is finally getting enough cheese;
And reflect that whatever fortunes may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Sioux City.
You are a fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not,
The Universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive him to be,
Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up.
--From the National Lampoon Radio Dinner album.
Damn, that was excellent. I needed a good laugh.
Haven't heard that album mentioned in a long time. Now I want to go find it and play it. It contained some epic lines.
Down arrows only hit you in the nuts...never in the heart!
I'm happy happy happy!
"Mr oBUMMER, All San Fran portals are wide open sir!"
god i love sitting on my little hill in ky with some burbon and watch this endless parade of failure. yes theres nothing i can do about it. just hope i am still alive when americans finally get tired gettin fucked in the ass.
and I love the fact that your sate is still free to make JD.
you may not drink it, but I always love it.
no wine, unless I have to!
I hope you got some ammo up on that hill.
company stength on all levals
Ya gotta nother hill nearby?
He does... But it's mine... Not too many miles away in either direction - Rand Paul and Thomas Massie. Who could ask for more? W Virginia= almost heaven- go a bit west and here we are.
knob country not many know where it is
In Soviet Amerika you don't need to sign up voluntarily to be counted. The whole notion of a free choice is bullshit. You're signed up even when the website is down. Central planners do not rely on temperamental websites. When the Soviet Affordable Care Act Agent comes to your door and you insist that you never signed up, the truck outside is your one way ticket to the Gulag.
See? You all signed up for it. Website down. Lol Like it matters when you're the Soviet fucking United States of Amerikan Central Planning Bureau.
Heil Obama! The Kremlin never looked to so dark.
Health Management Associates, owner of 71 hospitals in 15 states is under investigation for fraud.(ObamaCare will soon provide them with more victims).
"Managers from the hospital's parent company Health Management Associates dictated care...they held daily meetings to review doctors' decisions to admit or discharge patients, and demanded many patients who didn't need to stay in the hospital be admitted anyway, overriding the doctors' assessments."
"Patients discharged without a hospital stay, or kept only for observation, brought in far less money for the hospitals, particularly when billing Medicare and Medicaid."
"Records show HMA even paid bonuses to the hospitals that increased their admissions the fastest"
"Some of the patients also had to pay out-of-pocket deductibles for those stays, in excess of $1,000 per night. The extra hospital stays may have put patients at risk by exposing them to infection or other illnesses while in the hospital unnecessarily.".
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/whistleblower-georgia-hospitals-admitted-patients-/ncSnw/
Hospital managers know better what the patient needs....evidently. It's "Modern Medicine."
interest rates have never been lower which SHOULD mean the insurance companies are all for Obamacare. (DV's "beach volleyball on the moon" play meaning the back stop for insurance companies are treasuries which have soared in value meaning those policy holders should be rich and loving this plan.) Instead this ACA thing has been TOTALLY torpedo'ed. Why? Well...not saying this is true but one possibility is that someone has been wilding in the markets again with a massive "wrong way bet" that's been tripled down on (or worse.) http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB1000142405270230424490457927451086... hmmmm. "expecting a massive increase in the number of policy holders and getting in actuality FEWER." (let alone poorer. hmm. where is the recovery again? those are called rate payers...no?) you're gonna need catastrophic coverage all right. Will the 2008 "echo bust" be another insurance company? this would be a dramatic loss of rate payers which would lead to a "run on the bag holders" (namely the folks who own the policies.) http://health.usnews.com/health-plans/national-insurance-companies somebody's getting monkey hammered with all these "fat fingers." time to unleash a tsunami of equities to start shoring up the capital base by buying treasuries? inquiring minds want to know...
"And to think... that people actually believed the lie."
It's a tax masquerading as healthcare. Dollar positive, no?
He's in Hawaii with tropical rhythms reverberating through his empty mind. What does he care. He enrolled yesterday.
404: Healthcare Not Found.
Not sure what the fuss is all about. Just refer to the excellent help system and click the appropriate buten.
They are so fucking lame that they cannot even post their hous of "usefullness".
Geez. This is terrible. Now all sorts of little kids, kindly grandmothers and really hard working illegal aliens will die because they won't have access to the lifesaving Obamacare they deserve. Shame on you Cali. Shame on you.
Kinda symbolic of Obongo's whole presidency! And they spent nearly $1 BILLION in a non-competitive bid with one of the furst ho (Moo-shell's) college friends.
FUCK YOU OBAMA!
If the website is this bad, imagine what the healthcare under Obamacare will be like.
I steadfastly refuse to sign up for healthcare under order from my government.
Hear hear! I will not comply.
“An individual who breaks a law that his conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.”
- Martin Luther King Jr.
End these short error messages, time for a real core dump. You old timers will remember those: the complete contents of the entire memory of the server at the time of the error! That will lock up the internet bandwidth of anyone stupid enough to access these sites.
Extended deadline 1 day - so fucking what.
I'm not paying for that shit.
This is war, not politics.
WAR.
Impeach Obama. Nobody knows who he is. That man. that man. The Totus. Everyone hates him. Can't he just quit.
pedophiles don't quit
At some point we all need to lay down arms, and just well you know get on with living.
Here's a good laugh track to do so by:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oumYlqaDHRs
My mom's friend's mother went to the hospital for a heart stent, died last month from a staph infection from the hospital.
I'd almost take my chances walking around near Fukushima over going to an operating room today.
Any hospital within 20 miles of an urban center is filled with filth.
Tell me about it.Osteo myollitis from a contaminated stent
I survived the infected heart stent.Minus one leg, and with steel rods for a backbone.
I still count myself lucky , I nearly died on several occaisions during that year in hospital.
I would rather shoot myself than go back intoi a US hospital.
ZH'ers deide the NHS, look to your own doorstep first.
California is just one state (important to the economy) however clown economics and clown policy, you know red bulbous noses, baggy pants and big dysfunctional shoes, have eviserated the middling class who thought that popcorn and passive entertainment would ameliorate the federal and state fucking that their duly elected reps have in their 'compassionate' well payed out to close or open the big tent, three ring circus that the ring master will direct. Will the audience leave, embarrassed, slinking out to the carpark and say, I never knew....?
Watch this New Jersey congressman shill Obamacare with gays .......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuF3wqapS9U
.....not that there's anything wrong with that.
Deadline?... oh, that scares me.
I'll never sign up for this garbage.
FU Obozo.
Watching old films of the rise of Hitler and the German people's hysteria for a psychopath, I see a lot of similarities between the American public and their blind faith in Obama and his ilk. As Nikita Khrushchev said many years ago "I could get elected President in America". I can't wait until 2016 when Americans get another chance to annihilate themselves with Hillary. Ho Ho Ho.
ACA will make "Target" hacking look like a small blip! I do wonder how Obama will blame it on the Tea Party! perhaps he will say all the international hacking groups and Identity theft folks were hired by them?
No kidding! There will be a massive problem here!! They are mining now probably and won't go to the next stage as long as the site stays open and there is more and better candidates. .
Just wait two months when its supposed to be working....I doubt we will hear about all of the problems....but I am sure they will be there....a total screwup...just like Socialism....the poor will DEMAND their free healthcare...and there will be no one to pay for it.....rates will skyrocket.....and then fewer and fewer will enroll....what a stupid joke this is..but it isnt...its a law
the harder it falls the more that prime minister harper, the canadian pm who is a pedophile will be attracted to it. Same goes for Cameron in the UK...
The Treblinka Plan
The Auschwitz Plan
The Dachau Plan
The Buchenwald Plan
The the top plans available. Many more plans will also be available.
See more at deathcare.gov
President Obama the homosexual sock puppet! Valerie's bitch
"Fix It", extend the extension, repeat.
If Barry doesn't get about 100 million to sign up for hearthcare in the next day or so.....Valerie is gonna whip the snot out of him.
I'd like to see Obama's Portal get reamed out by BBC.
“The Obama administration has admitted that under Obamacare, you might not be able to keep your doctor. At first the president guaranteed you’d be able to keep your doctor, and now they’re saying you ‘might’ be able to. Today Obama changed his slogan from ‘Yes we can’ to ‘Perhaps we could try. Can’t promise anything.’” –Jay Leno