Tuesday Humor: Don't Just Sit There, Flip Something

Tyler Durden's picture

Whatever one thinks of the New Normal economy, one sure can't say there is a shortage of flipping opportunities.

h/t @stalingrad_poor

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Pairadimes's picture

Especially since there are so many people to flip off.

kaiserhoff's picture

Frohe Weihnachten, Gold Hundin.

And a Happy New Year, though I don't like the odds.

IPA's picture

I have a cousin in her late twenties, who has people throwing hundreds of k of dollars at her to buy rental properties (puget sound area), she said these people are expecting 20-30 percent return, she tells them 8-10 is a realistic percentage... This is not going to end well. 

Evil Franklin's picture

They better hope the ring of fire doesn't become active in the Puget Sound region.

FredFlintstone's picture

At first I thought you were going to say she was a high-priced hooker.

hondaicivic's picture

I actually had to log in and gave you an up vote for this one. LOL!!!

Exponere Mendaces's picture

Well, seeing how that's in California - I'm not too surprised. What else is there to do, except work in technology or entertainment. (Mostly adult entertainment.)

Stuck on Zero's picture

As they say in Britain: "Are they flipping mad?"

 

midtowng's picture

No big surprise that this is Sacramento.

Gandalf6900's picture

The flip flop nation

Merry xmas bitchez.

A Lunatic's picture

They both pay about the same.........

bunzbunzbunz's picture

...on average, but the standard deviation is much greater on one.

Surging Chaos's picture

Merry Flipmas everyone!

FieldingMellish's picture

Putting the flip back in Flipmas!

docmac324's picture

I'll be flipping gifts (regifting) tomorrow...

 

Mad Mohel's picture

No mention of flipping pussy? I hear its good money.

jimmytorpedo's picture

i'll be flipping some of that tomorrow.

Along with the shit of 100 animals.

Horses, cows, dogs, turkeys, chickens, donkeys,...

The pussy is still my favourite.

docmac324's picture

Flip this!  (at work)

 

kchrisc's picture

Taking the sign in its entirety--what it says, how it's written, where it's posted, etc.--says so much about the condition of the American people.

 

"First they rob you of your Liberty and product, then your savings. Then they come for your dignity and soul. Eventually they come for your life."

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

Awesome Signs for Your Business!!!

Custom Made-To-Order

Same-Day Service

Cheap - Guaranteed to Generate Ridicule

JustObserving's picture

Flipping only works if there are enough greater fools to flip to.  That flipping works in America as a career is an indictment of the stupidity, greed and corruption that has become endemic to America.

As they say in Hollywood, "No one has ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American people."

CH1's picture

"No one has ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American people."

Until they do, of course. Even stupidity doesn't go in a straight line forever.

SILVERGEDDON's picture

Or, as P.T. Barnum said " There's a sucker born every minute. "

squid427's picture

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF ZH LAND!!!!!!!

and even you too MDB

dick cheneys ghost's picture
only in merica........ 'McDonald’s website advises staff NOT to eat fast food'

''McDonald's doesn't think its employees should eat the food they serve.

The fast food giant has advised employees to avoid meals with burgers and fries and to eat healthier options like salad and sandwiches.

The advice was dispensed on the now-infamous McResource Line, the employees-only website that has told workers to sell their things and get second jobs to make ends meet.''

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2528903/Mcdonalds-website-advise...

SILVERGEDDON's picture

Flip paper for gold, silver, brass, lead, copper, and tools from Springfield - the Garand line of fine implements. 

Fuck paper, bitchez. 

Clowns on Acid's picture

The sign forgot to write "Stawks" at the bottom.... 

lakecity55's picture

Merry Christmas To all the boys and girls of ZeroHedge!

May your coal turn into diamonds,

Your fiat into Gold

Jesus is the Reason for the Season

But Reason is enough to just let go!

Every man is your Bro!

Happy Holidaze!

Slappy New Year!

H H Henry P P P Paulson's picture

is the sign mocking the house flipping or the burger flipping? Perhaps the phone number directs to Hamburger University.

Agent P's picture

I've never flipped a burger for a loss.

22winmag's picture

Still flipping guns and ammo a full year after the made-for-TV Sandy Hook Hoax aired, but the market isn't terribly robust at the moment.

The Heart's picture

MAY WE ALL PRAY FOR PEACE WORLDWIDE...AND GOOD WILL TOWARDS ALL MANKIND.

FROM THE HEART TO ALL...MERRY CHRISTMAS...HAPPY NEW YEAR...AND YES...HAPPY HANUKKAH TOO!

BE THE LOVE YOU ARE.

noob's picture

Flip Wilson Show - The Church Of What's Happening Now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmJati2W7uA

MontgomeryScott's picture

I almost forgot how funny Flip Wilson was...

Used to watch his show every week!

I thought flipping houses went out after '07!

jomama's picture

i came down to socal for the holiday.  on the radio, there are ads for people offering workshops training people to flip houses.  of course they were promising making 50k in less than three months.

sounded just like a University of Pheonix scam ad.

Skateboarder's picture

I was in Socal over the weekend too (hadn't been there in a couple of years) and was amazed to see all the 'flip houses and get rich bitch' billboards. Thought to myself, 'what the fuck is going on here...'

Saw some billboards for realty companies offering the deal of "we sell your house within 59 days, or we buy it." Sketchy sketch sketch.

NOPOMO's picture

When the music stops, the Burger Flipper will still have a job and likely more $$$s.

Beard of Zeus's picture

I'm going to flip countries and get the hell off of this stinking ship.

 

Chile, Australia, New Zealand, Costa Rica, and Uruguay are looking good right now.

jimmytorpedo's picture

Rent for a year is my advice.

Often better to hunker down where you're comforatable.

Latino culture can be challenging, especially when it comes to having guns.

You can bring your dogs but your favourite .45, not so easy.

Blue Dog's picture

You really can't "flip" real estate anymore. It's way too hard to get mortgages.

LMAOLORI's picture

 

Not so fast...

 

 

ROBOT SERVES UP 360 HAMBURGERS PER HOUR

 

http://singularityhub.com/2013/01/22/robot-serves-up-340-hamburgers-per-hour/

 

Automatic burger machine could revolutionize fast food A San Francisco startup has created the world's first fully automated burger machine — and it could be coming to a fast food joint near you!

 

http://www.thestar.com/business/2012/11/29/automatic_burger_machine_could_revolutionize_fast_food.html

rustymason's picture

I guess it can just go on like this forever ...

Disenchanted's picture

I flip virtual pancakes online...part-time, and I make 5,000 bogus coins per year.

Woo-Hoo!