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Tuesday Humor: Don't Just Sit There, Flip Something

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Whatever one thinks of the New Normal economy, one sure can't say there is a shortage of flipping opportunities.

h/t @stalingrad_poor

 


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Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:36 | Link to Comment Pairadimes
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Especially since there are so many people to flip off.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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My sentiments exactly.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:52 | Link to Comment negative rates
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I think I'm gonna flip my wilson.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:08 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Frohe Weihnachten, Gold Hundin.

And a Happy New Year, though I don't like the odds.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:43 | Link to Comment IPA
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I have a cousin in her late twenties, who has people throwing hundreds of k of dollars at her to buy rental properties (puget sound area), she said these people are expecting 20-30 percent return, she tells them 8-10 is a realistic percentage... This is not going to end well. 

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment Evil Franklin
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They better hope the ring of fire doesn't become active in the Puget Sound region.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:47 | Link to Comment FredFlintstone
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At first I thought you were going to say she was a high-priced hooker.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 17:19 | Link to Comment hondaicivic
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I actually had to log in and gave you an up vote for this one. LOL!!!

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 17:16 | Link to Comment Exponere Mendaces
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Well, seeing how that's in California - I'm not too surprised. What else is there to do, except work in technology or entertainment. (Mostly adult entertainment.)

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 17:31 | Link to Comment Stuck on Zero
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As they say in Britain: "Are they flipping mad?"

 

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 20:36 | Link to Comment midtowng
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No big surprise that this is Sacramento.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:38 | Link to Comment Gandalf6900
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The flip flop nation

Merry xmas bitchez.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:38 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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They both pay about the same.........

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:11 | Link to Comment bunzbunzbunz
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...on average, but the standard deviation is much greater on one.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Surging Chaos
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Merry Flipmas everyone!

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment FieldingMellish
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Putting the flip back in Flipmas!

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:44 | Link to Comment docmac324
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I'll be flipping gifts (regifting) tomorrow...

 

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:46 | Link to Comment Mad Mohel
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No mention of flipping pussy? I hear its good money.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 20:15 | Link to Comment jimmytorpedo
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i'll be flipping some of that tomorrow.

Along with the shit of 100 animals.

Horses, cows, dogs, turkeys, chickens, donkeys,...

The pussy is still my favourite.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:52 | Link to Comment docmac324
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Flip this!  (at work)

 

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:52 | Link to Comment kchrisc
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Taking the sign in its entirety--what it says, how it's written, where it's posted, etc.--says so much about the condition of the American people.

 

"First they rob you of your Liberty and product, then your savings. Then they come for your dignity and soul. Eventually they come for your life."

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 17:24 | Link to Comment MayIMommaDogFac...
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Awesome Signs for Your Business!!!

Custom Made-To-Order

Same-Day Service

Cheap - Guaranteed to Generate Ridicule

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment HedgeAccordingly
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Lollll

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:57 | Link to Comment JustObserving
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Flipping only works if there are enough greater fools to flip to.  That flipping works in America as a career is an indictment of the stupidity, greed and corruption that has become endemic to America.

As they say in Hollywood, "No one has ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American people."

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:04 | Link to Comment CH1
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"No one has ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American people."

Until they do, of course. Even stupidity doesn't go in a straight line forever.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:09 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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Or, as P.T. Barnum said " There's a sucker born every minute. "

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:58 | Link to Comment squid427
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF ZH LAND!!!!!!!

and even you too MDB

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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only in merica........ 'McDonald’s website advises staff NOT to eat fast food'

''McDonald's doesn't think its employees should eat the food they serve.

The fast food giant has advised employees to avoid meals with burgers and fries and to eat healthier options like salad and sandwiches.

The advice was dispensed on the now-infamous McResource Line, the employees-only website that has told workers to sell their things and get second jobs to make ends meet.''

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2528903/Mcdonalds-website-advise...

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:04 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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Flip paper for gold, silver, brass, lead, copper, and tools from Springfield - the Garand line of fine implements. 

Fuck paper, bitchez. 

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:05 | Link to Comment Clowns on Acid
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The sign forgot to write "Stawks" at the bottom.... 

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:09 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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Merry Christmas To all the boys and girls of ZeroHedge!

May your coal turn into diamonds,

Your fiat into Gold

Jesus is the Reason for the Season

But Reason is enough to just let go!

Every man is your Bro!

Happy Holidaze!

Slappy New Year!

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment H H Henry P P P...
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is the sign mocking the house flipping or the burger flipping? Perhaps the phone number directs to Hamburger University.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:45 | Link to Comment Agent P
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I've never flipped a burger for a loss.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:50 | Link to Comment 22winmag
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Still flipping guns and ammo a full year after the made-for-TV Sandy Hook Hoax aired, but the market isn't terribly robust at the moment.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:55 | Link to Comment The Heart
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MAY WE ALL PRAY FOR PEACE WORLDWIDE...AND GOOD WILL TOWARDS ALL MANKIND.

FROM THE HEART TO ALL...MERRY CHRISTMAS...HAPPY NEW YEAR...AND YES...HAPPY HANUKKAH TOO!

BE THE LOVE YOU ARE.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment noob
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Flip Wilson Show - The Church Of What's Happening Now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmJati2W7uA

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 19:40 | Link to Comment MontgomeryScott
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I almost forgot how funny Flip Wilson was...

Used to watch his show every week!

I thought flipping houses went out after '07!

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 17:21 | Link to Comment jomama
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i came down to socal for the holiday.  on the radio, there are ads for people offering workshops training people to flip houses.  of course they were promising making 50k in less than three months.

sounded just like a University of Pheonix scam ad.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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I was in Socal over the weekend too (hadn't been there in a couple of years) and was amazed to see all the 'flip houses and get rich bitch' billboards. Thought to myself, 'what the fuck is going on here...'

Saw some billboards for realty companies offering the deal of "we sell your house within 59 days, or we buy it." Sketchy sketch sketch.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 17:35 | Link to Comment NOPOMO
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When the music stops, the Burger Flipper will still have a job and likely more $$$s.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 17:40 | Link to Comment Beard of Zeus
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I'm going to flip countries and get the hell off of this stinking ship.

 

Chile, Australia, New Zealand, Costa Rica, and Uruguay are looking good right now.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 20:22 | Link to Comment jimmytorpedo
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Rent for a year is my advice.

Often better to hunker down where you're comforatable.

Latino culture can be challenging, especially when it comes to having guns.

You can bring your dogs but your favourite .45, not so easy.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 18:04 | Link to Comment Blue Dog
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You really can't "flip" real estate anymore. It's way too hard to get mortgages.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 19:30 | Link to Comment LMAOLORI
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Not so fast...

 

 

ROBOT SERVES UP 360 HAMBURGERS PER HOUR

 

http://singularityhub.com/2013/01/22/robot-serves-up-340-hamburgers-per-hour/

 

Automatic burger machine could revolutionize fast food A San Francisco startup has created the world's first fully automated burger machine — and it could be coming to a fast food joint near you!

 

http://www.thestar.com/business/2012/11/29/automatic_burger_machine_could_revolutionize_fast_food.html

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 01:38 | Link to Comment rustymason
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I guess it can just go on like this forever ...

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 05:33 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Until it can't!

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 07:16 | Link to Comment Disenchanted
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I flip virtual pancakes online...part-time, and I make 5,000 bogus coins per year.

Woo-Hoo!

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