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Tuesday Humor: Don't Just Sit There, Flip Something
Whatever one thinks of the New Normal economy, one sure can't say there is a shortage of flipping opportunities.
h/t @stalingrad_poor
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Especially since there are so many people to flip off.
My sentiments exactly.
I think I'm gonna flip my wilson.
Frohe Weihnachten, Gold Hundin.
And a Happy New Year, though I don't like the odds.
I have a cousin in her late twenties, who has people throwing hundreds of k of dollars at her to buy rental properties (puget sound area), she said these people are expecting 20-30 percent return, she tells them 8-10 is a realistic percentage... This is not going to end well.
They better hope the ring of fire doesn't become active in the Puget Sound region.
At first I thought you were going to say she was a high-priced hooker.
I actually had to log in and gave you an up vote for this one. LOL!!!
Well, seeing how that's in California - I'm not too surprised. What else is there to do, except work in technology or entertainment. (Mostly adult entertainment.)
As they say in Britain: "Are they flipping mad?"
No big surprise that this is Sacramento.
The flip flop nation
Merry xmas bitchez.
They both pay about the same.........
...on average, but the standard deviation is much greater on one.
Merry Flipmas everyone!
Putting the flip back in Flipmas!
I'll be flipping gifts (regifting) tomorrow...
No mention of flipping pussy? I hear its good money.
i'll be flipping some of that tomorrow.
Along with the shit of 100 animals.
Horses, cows, dogs, turkeys, chickens, donkeys,...
The pussy is still my favourite.
Flip this! (at work)
Taking the sign in its entirety--what it says, how it's written, where it's posted, etc.--says so much about the condition of the American people.
"First they rob you of your Liberty and product, then your savings. Then they come for your dignity and soul. Eventually they come for your life."
Lollll
Flipping only works if there are enough greater fools to flip to. That flipping works in America as a career is an indictment of the stupidity, greed and corruption that has become endemic to America.
As they say in Hollywood, "No one has ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American people."
"No one has ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American people."
Until they do, of course. Even stupidity doesn't go in a straight line forever.
Or, as P.T. Barnum said " There's a sucker born every minute. "
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF ZH LAND!!!!!!!
and even you too MDB
''McDonald's doesn't think its employees should eat the food they serve.
The fast food giant has advised employees to avoid meals with burgers and fries and to eat healthier options like salad and sandwiches.
The advice was dispensed on the now-infamous McResource Line, the employees-only website that has told workers to sell their things and get second jobs to make ends meet.''
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2528903/Mcdonalds-website-advise...
Flip paper for gold, silver, brass, lead, copper, and tools from Springfield - the Garand line of fine implements.
Fuck paper, bitchez.
The sign forgot to write "Stawks" at the bottom....
Merry Christmas To all the boys and girls of ZeroHedge!
May your coal turn into diamonds,
Your fiat into Gold
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
But Reason is enough to just let go!
Every man is your Bro!
Happy Holidaze!
Slappy New Year!
is the sign mocking the house flipping or the burger flipping? Perhaps the phone number directs to Hamburger University.
I've never flipped a burger for a loss.
Still flipping guns and ammo a full year after the made-for-TV Sandy Hook Hoax aired, but the market isn't terribly robust at the moment.
MAY WE ALL PRAY FOR PEACE WORLDWIDE...AND GOOD WILL TOWARDS ALL MANKIND.
FROM THE HEART TO ALL...MERRY CHRISTMAS...HAPPY NEW YEAR...AND YES...HAPPY HANUKKAH TOO!
BE THE LOVE YOU ARE.
Flip Wilson Show - The Church Of What's Happening Now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmJati2W7uA
I almost forgot how funny Flip Wilson was...
Used to watch his show every week!
I thought flipping houses went out after '07!
i came down to socal for the holiday. on the radio, there are ads for people offering workshops training people to flip houses. of course they were promising making 50k in less than three months.
sounded just like a University of Pheonix scam ad.
I was in Socal over the weekend too (hadn't been there in a couple of years) and was amazed to see all the 'flip houses and get rich bitch' billboards. Thought to myself, 'what the fuck is going on here...'
Saw some billboards for realty companies offering the deal of "we sell your house within 59 days, or we buy it." Sketchy sketch sketch.
When the music stops, the Burger Flipper will still have a job and likely more $$$s.
I'm going to flip countries and get the hell off of this stinking ship.
Chile, Australia, New Zealand, Costa Rica, and Uruguay are looking good right now.
Rent for a year is my advice.
Often better to hunker down where you're comforatable.
Latino culture can be challenging, especially when it comes to having guns.
You can bring your dogs but your favourite .45, not so easy.
You really can't "flip" real estate anymore. It's way too hard to get mortgages.
Not so fast...
ROBOT SERVES UP 360 HAMBURGERS PER HOURhttp://singularityhub.com/2013/01/22/robot-serves-up-340-hamburgers-per-hour/
Automatic burger machine could revolutionize fast food A San Francisco startup has created the world's first fully automated burger machine — and it could be coming to a fast food joint near you!http://www.thestar.com/business/2012/11/29/automatic_burger_machine_could_revolutionize_fast_food.html
I guess it can just go on like this forever ...
Until it can't!
I flip virtual pancakes online...part-time, and I make 5,000 bogus coins per year.
Woo-Hoo!