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Christmas: What It Means To America, By The Numbers

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Christmas: perhaps the most celebrated holiday in the US, regardless of religion, race, creed, ethnicity, gender, or any other background characteristic. At least, that is te case according to a recent Pew study which found that nine-in-ten Americans say they celebrate Christmas, and three-quarters say they believe in the virgin birth of Jesus. But only about half see Christmas mostly as a religious holiday, while one-third view it as more of a cultural holiday. Virtually all Christians (96%) celebrate Christmas, and two-thirds see it as a religious holiday. More surprisingly, fully eight-in-ten non-Christians in America also celebrate Christmas, but most view it as a cultural holiday rather than a religious occasion.



The findings are less surprising when Pew looked into how Americans celebrate the holiday: 86% of U.S. adults say they intend to gather with family and friends on Christmas this year, and an identical number say they plan to buy gifts for friends and family. Roughly nine-in-ten adults say these activities typically were part of their holiday celebrations when they were growing up.




Something has changed with the passage of time, however: fewer Americans say they will send Christmas or holiday cards this year than say their families typically did this when they were children. The share of people who plan to go caroling this year also is lower than the share who say they typically did so as children. And while about seven-in-ten Americans say they typically attended Christmas Eve or Christmas Day religious services when they were children, 54% say they plan to attend Christmas services this year.

There are significant generational differences in the way Americans plan to celebrate Christmas this year, with younger adults less likely than older adults to incorporate religious elements into their holiday celebrations. Adults under age 30 are far less likely than older Americans to say they see Christmas as more of a religious than a cultural holiday. They are also less likely to attend Christmas religious services and to believe in the virgin birth. This is consistent with other research showing that younger Americans are helping to drive the growth of the religiously unaffiliated population within the U.S. But the new survey also shows that even among Christians, young people are more likely than older adults to view Christmas as more of a cultural than a religious holiday.

One-in-five adults say they are the parent or guardian of a child in their household who currently believes in Santa Claus. An additional 14% of Americans are parents or guardians of at least one child under the age of 18 but say their children do not believe in Santa Claus. (About two-thirds of Americans are not the parents or guardians of any children in their household.) Nearly six-in-ten Hispanics say they are parenting minor children in their homes, including 38% who have children who believe in Santa Claus. By comparison, fewer blacks and whites say they currently have Santa-believing children (21% and 15%, respectively), in part because blacks and whites are less likely than Hispanics to have minor children in the home.

Among those who have a child who believes in Santa Claus, seven-in-ten (69%) say they plan to pretend that Santa visits their house on Christmas Eve this year. But even among U.S. adults without a child who believes in Santa, sizable numbers plan on receiving a visit from Old St. Nick. Roughly one-in-five parents whose children do not believe in Santa (18%) say they will pretend to get a visit from Santa this year, as do 22% of those who are not the parents or guardians of minor children in their household.


Other highlights from the survey:

  • Among the religiously unaffiliated, 87% say they celebrate Christmas, including 68% who view Christmas as more of a cultural holiday.
  • Roughly eight-in-ten Americans (79%) say they plan to put up a Christmas tree this year. By comparison, 92% say they typically put up a Christmas tree when they were children.
  • Nearly six-in-ten Americans say they plan to give homemade gifts this holiday season, such as baked goods or crafts. There is a big gender gap on this question; two-thirds of women (65%) plan to give homemade gifts, compared with 51% of men.
  • Those who celebrate Christmas as more of a religious event are much more apt than those who view it as a cultural occasion to say they will attend religious services this Christmas (73% vs. 30%) and to believe in the virgin birth (91% vs. 50%). But on other measures, the differences in the ways the two groups will mark the holidays are much smaller. Roughly nine-in-ten in both groups will gather with family and friends and buy gifts this Christmas, and identical shares of each group will pretend to get a visit from Santa Claus on Christmas Eve (33% each).

And some of the findings in detail:

What do Americans look forward to the most and lest in Christmas:



More religious or cultural:



Will there be a Christmas tree?



Who is buying gifts:



Was Jesus born of a virgin?




Instead of just purchasing gifts, how many actually prepare them:




How many are gathering with the family?


Source: Pew Research


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Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:14 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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Seems like trees are missing in the ghetto?

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:17 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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And white kids don't believe in Santa? Who ran this poll?

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:30 | Link to Comment SafelyGraze
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what is this season?

a season of yule.

and yule is nordic.

and nordic means denmark. 

and denmark means you.

are these feeling real?

do you feel them too?

can this really be happening?

do you think about it all the time the way I do?

I just want to know.

I really want to know.

my yuletide reindeer of happiness.

you are what christmas means to me.

with all my longing for future yules together,

your barry-bear



Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:36 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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This season is the rehash of the Saturnalia festival, with the winter solstice, and Druidic ideas around a tree for the season. Add in a Edward B. corporate marketing plan called "Santa" from Cola-cola who invented the white Santa (Satan) myth.Yule love that. 


P.S. Obama was pushing his "yule" log. Mo-chelle was pissed. White pussy under every tree!

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:59 | Link to Comment BoNeSxxx
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Yes, the First Wookie was not amused... I would think that she would find some comfort in O'Bummer's apparent attraction to another woman... word on the street back in Chi-Town is that he prefers hipsnakes.

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 00:04 | Link to Comment JohnnyBriefcase
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Can you blame him? Is there a person on this planet that doesn't recognize white pussy as the superior pussy?


It's science.


That must piss off urban women to no end.

I realize some would argue for asian which is a valid argument.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:00 | Link to Comment Obchelli
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Futers are already scyrocketing based on absolutely nothing as usual and that after rallly each and every day...

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:47 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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Many ancient traditions were carried over to Christianity.  Catholics, (ex romans) kept their Saints, Nordics (ex ???barbarians:) kept their yules and pine trees etc.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:33 | Link to Comment PLira
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True this. Many of the holidays have been adapted (violently co-opted) from the Pagans for the Catholic nemesis but, it is good advertising. Being spiritual and not religious, I do believe in a God and his son Jesus Christ. I'm probably deemed psychotic to most non believers but I can't help myself. Sue me....


I celebrate it as a thanks to the Almighty, for the birth of the Christ child, which most scholars say happened in March or April. Whateva,,, I see it as this, whether it occurred or not a a birthday to the Christ Child, Jesus.

For Dinner tonight, I roasted pork steaks and for breakfast and lunch, we had bacon and eggs as well as a excellent BLT's in a direct response to the Muslims at the CIA, NSA and other .Gov agencies who are welcome to become enraged at my actions.

I didn't buy shit for anybody for Xmas, it ain't about gifting to me although many devouts will say that is wrong as the three kings brought gifts. Meh, it's all commercialized now and I don't gift shit. If I know someone who wants something during the year and they are worthy in my mind, they get it anonymously.

Kind of a tradition now, actually.

Merry Christmas all and fuck you Politically Correct assholes.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:34 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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Onward soldier.  We are the Church and body of Christ.  Truth, righteousness, faith, prayer and supplication in spirit only to our Lord.

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 00:08 | Link to Comment Erudite Redneck
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I like the way you think.  From the time my kids could speak I have told them that Santa is not real.  I don't believe in watering down the truth of why we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ with a fake guy bearing gifts. 

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 06:23 | Link to Comment Bloodstock
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EXACTLY! "Merry Christmas all and fuck you Politically Correct assholes." If you think Christmas is wrong for any reason at all then;

1) Mark Christmas off your calendar and treat it like any other day.

2) Do not ask for the day off, if you have a job. Demand to work, for straight pay, no OT.

3) Don't buy or expect Christmas presents.

4) Don't go out of your way to visit friends or family.

5) Don't be a hypocritical asshole.

6) etc.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:51 | Link to Comment BoNeSxxx
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Christmas: Stolen holiday roughly coinciding with the Pagan winter solstice celebrations... Red/Green, Christmas Trees, Round Ornaments, Santa and the Chimney...

All believed to come from the ancient tradition of shamen drying Amanita Muscaria mushroom caps on the branches of pine trees (they grow on pine roots).  The caps are bright red.  At the solstice, the shaman would deliver the caps to the locals and when their doors were blocked with snow he would (you guessed it) drop them down through the hole in the roof.

Now it's Black Friday and Wal-Mart riots over Chinese crap.

I wish I had a time machine...

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:50 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Being a parent, I look at these things almost purely in terms of how I can use them to teach my children lessons and raise them to be good adults.  

Was Christmas basically "stolen" and put into alignment with a pagan winter solstice holiday?  Absolutely.  If you read the bible (not necessarily even as a Christian, but just as a work of literature) you know that Jesus was born with the spring lambs, not in winter (the exact date of his birth was never mentioned in the Bible).  In no way am I putting down Christian faith here.  I'm just saying it's not timeline-correct even within that context, and most Christians who study the bible would agree.

Along with the Santa Claus myth, this is fantastic grist for the mill of raising a child.  This whole thing doesn't exist so that you can lie to your children forever in some grand illusion of happiness and false perfection.  It's there so you can shepherd them through from "magical" thinking to "critical" thinking when they finally start to put the pieces together and figure out they don't all fit.  

It's a big step into the adult world for them.  If handled properly, it is very healthy and constructive for them.  Be ready to man-up and have an answer for them when they say "so, if Santa Claus doesn't exist... what else have you been lying to me about?"  Sit up straight in your chair, put out the Benson & Hedges and get your game face on.   Your kids need you at points like this and you better be honest- they've got all their antennas up at this point, checking to see if you're going to level with them or just try to white-wash things with more fiction.

If you don't teach them, somebody else will.

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 00:09 | Link to Comment Erudite Redneck
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Same here, I also have taught my kids that the tooth fairy and easter bunny are fake as well.  Other parents hate me.

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 01:00 | Link to Comment SmackDaddy
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you're completely missing the point fucktard.  i feel sorry for your kids....  you robbed them of the magic asshole

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 03:12 | Link to Comment UGrev
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...and the only way to get the pagan's to convert was to blend some shit together. It worked, if you ask me. Christianity won 1st prize on that one and all the rest is " is believed to be". Christmas may have smatterings and fragments of rituals lost to time, but it's not like we're huddled around a tree in druid garb. Nope, we're celebrating a Christian holiday.  It's an enjoyable holiday and for what it's worth, it's one of the better times of the year to be apart of society in America. You can tear it down as much as you want. There is no denying the generosity that exists during this Christian holiday.  That being said.. when it's over (the day after).. it's back to business as usual; Pit vipers and all. 

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 10:32 | Link to Comment fedupwhiteguy
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dude, you have to look at the percentages. Hispanics crank out "anchor babies" left and right when they sneak over here. its a guarantee for the family to receive federal, state & county/city aid. White folks hold back on child production since they usually have the mathematical ability to figure out whether they can afford an extra child and maintain the current standard of living. simple as that!

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:19 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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I summon the ghost of Frances_sawyer to give us your commentary about Christmas, and how it relates to an anonymous group of monotheistic people in a dry region of the world. Arise ghost, and tell me why people are forgetting presents, Christmas, and charoling?

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 00:05 | Link to Comment Teknopagan
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So their minds fog as they slip into the chaos

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 00:15 | Link to Comment Erudite Redneck
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What, Francis is in Romania singing Christmas Carols.   See:  

Romanian state TV airs Christmas carol about burning Jews
Thu, 12/26/2013 - 04:12 | Link to Comment Rory_Breaker
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I don't remember FS ever saying that we should burn the cheesepopes

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 18:22 | Link to Comment Rafferty
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You mean the people running the very succesful War On Christmas, the ones who got the Christmas tree removed from in front of the White House and replaced it with, er, something or other?

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:24 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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I feel like this poll was impacted by the ACA, or the Affordable Christmas Act, that allows for all people to have a FSA Christmas. All I got for Christmas was a bankrupting "deductable" and policy spike that looked like a tree in the graph of historical rates. 

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:24 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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And who says America has culture? Really?

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:00 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Amurikan culture is poison today.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:27 | Link to Comment Yenbot
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I celebrated Zardoz. It's a fiction novel about how everthing we believe in is a fiction novel (burp)...

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:32 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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Is there any relation between Zardoz and Bitcoin? "On the first day of Zardoz, my Bitcoin gave to me...." 


Paging Dr. fonestar/MDB/Trav777 come a trolling about the "coin.....

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:18 | Link to Comment knukles
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Must be out caroling

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:30 | Link to Comment icanhasbailout
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Zardoz is a 1974 sci-fi film:


I've actually watched this film. You should prepare yourself for the absolute worst of 1970s sci-fi, filmmaking, and acting. Then get really fucking stoned - as high as you can get - and watch the movie. I guarantee you won't be disappointed. Once you get past the veneer, it's actually an incredibly trippy film. LSD recommended, if you can find clean stuff.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:43 | Link to Comment mvsjcl
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Yeah, but James Bond stars in the flick!

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:38 | Link to Comment The Master
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Religion, debt, fiat, consumption, materialism.  "Christmas" is the ultimate TPTB wet dream

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:42 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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And it cums down the chimmey... 

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:44 | Link to Comment Osmium
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I don't celebrate Christmas, I celebrate Festivus.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 22:49 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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''I find tinsle distracting''

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:06 | Link to Comment Smegley Wanxalot
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Fuckin Christmas.  There wasn't even any football today.


My total Christmas outlays this year: about $2.25 for postage on 5 cards (still using the same box of 20 I bought on sale a couple years back).  3 cards for parents and sibling, and 2 cards (1 each) for girlfriends.


Next year they are raising the price of stamps, so I'll have to dump one GF just before Christmas to not feed the devils at the USPS.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:01 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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What a brainwashed culture.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:04 | Link to Comment q99x2
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People don't send as many gifts and cards because they live in their parents basements.

More people today (especially in Washington D.C.) become sexually aroused when they watch the Grinch.

An elf ear often causes the same response in older adults.

Mrs. Claus, like Janet Yellen, only stimulate the depraved.



Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:37 | Link to Comment knukles
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They just text ma an pa from the basement

Mom, I'm hungry.
Get a job, son
But ma, I haven't gotten to level 1,233,405, yet
Starve ya little leach, you're 54 years old, for Gods sake

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:25 | Link to Comment icanhasbailout
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Christmas is a commercial holiday. Any religious significance has been wholly annihilated, and this country has no culture left worth speaking of, so calling it a "cultural holiday" doesn't quite fit.


Christmas is about sales, full stop.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:44 | Link to Comment El Vaquero
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Our culture has become about corrupt commercialism in large part.  Calling it a cultural holiday fits to a T. 

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 01:19 | Link to Comment Miffed Microbio...
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Every year this once glorious holiday descends deeper into depravity. I drive by several malls on the way to work. All are filled with hungry locusts buying bags of junk destined for land fills. I find myself more and more depressed in December.

Lots of suicide attempts this year. Jumping off bridges, drug overdoses. Had several people in their 20s die of massive infections both had glucoses over 600. I'm beginning to think these are a form of suicide. Yet, all we focus on are holiday shopping numbers. And, if inadequate, massage them until positive. Gifts do not provide happiness. Being with those who truly love you,no matter what happens or what you give them, does.

Well, and processing an elk you kill yourself does too. ;-)


Thu, 12/26/2013 - 02:18 | Link to Comment El Vaquero
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I don't get depressed simply because I've had plenty of experiences that didn't involve the BS that we here see.  I can't fix the world, but I can fix a good meal and enjoy some company.  (Although my sister was supposed to come over for dinner, but my niece was sick.  Oh well, last time she came over with a sick niece, I was sick for 6 weeks..  She didn't want any repeats.)

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:28 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Interesting info below.

Fellow Nmap Hackers,

Perhaps you remember in 2010 how we capped off a massive scan of the top
million Internet web sites by creating a giant interactive collage, with
each site scaled by its popularity?  Well, I'm happy to report that we
restarted our scanners this year and have launched a brand new and much
improved edition of Icons of the Web at!  It's
interesting to see how things have changed in just 3 years.  In the social
networking and blogging worlds, Myspace, Orkut, and Hi5 collapsed to nearly
nothing, while Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitter gained ground. Pinterest,
Tumblr, Sina Weibo, and Instagram quickly rose from nothing into dominant
forces. In search, Google, and Ask improved while Yahoo suffered. In media,
Youtube gained ground while the pirate sites Megaupload, MegaVideo and
Rapidshare jumped the plank.  We also saw huge growth in Chinese sites
(Baidu, QQ, Hao123, Sina Weibo, Taobao, etc.)

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 00:27 | Link to Comment thefirstabomb
Thu, 12/26/2013 - 00:33 | Link to Comment Erudite Redneck
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I know this will upset a lot of non-believers, this is not my intention.  You can not know who Jesus really is, God in the Flesh, unless God the Father reveals it to you.  This is not something you can figure out on your own through your diligent study, critical thinking or endless debating.  Jesus himself tells us this fact about knowing him.

Matthew 16:13-20

New King James Version (NKJV)

Peter Confesses Jesus as the Christ

13 When Jesus came into the region of Caesarea Philippi, He asked His disciples, saying, “Who do men say that I, the Son of Man, am?”

14 So they said, “Some say John the Baptist, some Elijah, and others Jeremiah or one of the prophets.”

15 He said to them, “But who do you say that I am?”

16 Simon Peter answered and said, “You are the Christ, the Son of the living God.”

17 Jesus answered and said to him, “Blessed are you, Simon Bar-Jonah, for flesh and blood has not revealed this to you, but My Father who is in heaven.


This is the most important question every living person must answer.   Those that say Jesus was just a good man or a great teacher are illustrating that they do not know who He really Is. 

If you really want to know Jesus then call on his Name and he will reveal Himself you.  Jesus also said whoever seeks him will find Him:


Matthew 7:8

New King James Version (NKJV)

For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened.

See also:

John 6:37

New King James Version (NKJV)

37 All that the Father gives Me will come to Me, and the one who comes to Me I will by no means cast out.

And a Final Warning:


Matthew 7:21

New King James Version (NKJV)

I Never Knew You

“Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 00:56 | Link to Comment Miffed Microbio...
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Wow, I bet akak is wondering why he's got this sudden chill down his back!


Thu, 12/26/2013 - 01:08 | Link to Comment SmackDaddy
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you dont believe in santa, but you go for this bullshit?  gtfo

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 06:08 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Nice story book quotes you have there.  Have you read the Dr. Seuss series?

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 00:42 | Link to Comment scrappy
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I was curious as to the real date myself.

This seems to make some sense to me.

"This explains why there was no room at the inn for Joseph and Mary. A multitude of Jewish pilgrims from all over the Middle East had come to Jerusalem to observe the Feast of Tabernacles, as God required (Deu. 16:16). Bethlehem, which was only a few miles outside of Jerusalem, was also overflowing with visitors at this time because of the Feast.

Just as it was six months earlier, signs in the heavens over Jerusalem on the first day of the Feast of Tabernacles (15 Tishri, 3757) proclaimed the birth of the prophesied Messiah. Another remarkable lunar eclipse of the full moon was visible in Israel on this night also..."

Another site with a similar conclusion






Thu, 12/26/2013 - 01:15 | Link to Comment SmackDaddy
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holy shit.  over half the mexicans have young kids.

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 03:41 | Link to Comment LetsGetPhysical
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I celebrate Yuletide not Christmas. 

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 04:05 | Link to Comment DIgnified
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Irony.  Page is saturated with LDS ads. 

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 04:55 | Link to Comment The Heart
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Dear Babylon, from the Heart, thank you for letting us all world wide have a fairly decent, memorable, and peaceful Christmas. Even though we all know you are still up to your diabolical world domination and population elimination agendas as you continue to profit from the death and destruction of humanity and the earth, there is a new sentiment among the crew forming up.

It has come to the mast, that there is a considerable window opening for compassion and forgiveness of all your babylonic evil over these last centuries. This is the chance of a millennium, and so here's the deal. If the high on zion babylonian money-god king would simply allow a world wide jubilee, or a total forgiveness on all debt for every soul on the planet so they would have more and be less stressed, then, and only then shalt they be forgiven of all their sins.

They may then join their fortunes to helping mankind, stopping fukushima's ELE, eliminating ALL nuklear reactor activities world wide, cleaning up the planet of all their toxics, and hummm, lets see, oh yeah, STOPPING ALL THE WARMONGERING NOW! Spend the money-god in the USA rebuilding and retooling the industrial industry, thus putting all unemployed to work country wide. You could pay any one a thousand dollars an hour to pick up trash.

This is your Heart speaking to you Evelin de Rothschild. Darlink, you can do this great thing by calling out a for a jubilee and creating a better world spending all your energies on being a good humanitarian, and giving philanthropist. You and ol J. Rockefeller can turn this planet around in a good way to find your own forgiveness in a heart-beat.

We all thank you again for allowing us all the little people world wide to have our Christmas. The Chinese and American little people do not want war with each other. The Banksters do and everybody on both continents know it. We hope you will let us have the New Years free of any contrived false flagology gone to practice. We know you can keep the dogs of hell kenneled. We all know you have the ability to put the money-god to work for the benefits of mankind and the earth. We sincerely invite you to do so, for the gallows hollow sounds are upon the horizon and forgiveness is the only Way to the higher happy hunting grounds.

Christmas blessings from the Highest House...from The Heart.

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 06:30 | Link to Comment Bloodstock
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The retailers fucked themselves for down playing Christmas. This concept has got to go down as one of the biggest marketing fuck ups of all time!!! Fuck 'em all! Happy holidays my ass, doesn't encourage sales. They had agood thing and they blew it. Too dumb to ever figure it out though unless they read this post. Merry Christmas and fuck all the PC idiots! Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 09:34 | Link to Comment youngman
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I want the drugs or booze the 1 percent are using that said they  dont go thru the Chistmas and not know..that is being fucked up....white coat fucked a padded room kind of way

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 09:40 | Link to Comment rsnoble
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A worthless holliday, complete waste of time and nothing but to be forced to buy overpriced fucking garbarge for little ungrateful bastard future slave kids.

I'm glad it's fucking over.  I didn't buy anyone shit except the wife who wanted some ungoldly expensive IPOD docking station so I got her last years model and a barely used one for $75 vs. $5-800 for the new one.

And I got myself 2 20pks.  Fuck everyone else.

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 11:13 | Link to Comment gina distrusts gov
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Merry commercialmass and a happy bankrupcy to all

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