This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

America Is Addicted To Porn

Tyler Durden's picture




 

With food prices soaring, and alcohol demand on the rise, it seems the American public is turning to the only thing left... porn. Every 30 minutes a porn video is made, 30,000 people are 'consuming' pornography every second, and the industry earns over $13 billion per year which has led to 200,000 Americans described as "porn addicts" - spending 11 hours or more per week online looking at porn... but what are the consequences...

 

 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:30 | 4280811 Jack's Digestib...
Jack's Digestible Ideas's picture

"42.7% of internet users view porn"

The other 57.3% are motherfucking liars.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 11:16 | 4283064 Tall Tom
Tall Tom's picture

No...the other 57.3% have an imagination.

 

Whom jerks off to porn? LOL

 

Porn is just downright BORING.

 

Besides it is a Communist Plot.

 

It is intended to demoaralize the population. It is intended to stop men from procreating.

 

It fails to stimulate me.

 

As for a real woman???

 

Now that is stimulating.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:42 | 4280842 quasimodo
quasimodo's picture

Then you should move to Van Nuys, Cali.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:08 | 4280888 FrankDrakman
FrankDrakman's picture

I agree the numbers are way off. 28% (1/4) of visitors are women, but men are 6 times more likely to view porn? (That's 84% to 14%).

The numbers are BS.

And what are fat, unsuccesful men supposed to do? Rape girls? Pay hookers? Or run for congress? Isn't porn a better choice?

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 00:39 | 4281078 Miffed Microbio...
Miffed Microbiologist's picture

You are right. Those who can't do have to watch. Frankly that is very sad. I can't imagine sex without a passionate partner who loves to please you in all matters of the flesh. How can a picture and your hand compare? Booze + porn= lonely man.

Miffed;-)

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 01:14 | 4281115 akak
akak's picture

Oh, the booze is purely optional.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 01:27 | 4281134 Miffed Microbio...
Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Well, it must be for after. Must affect performance before if taken in excess. A happy ending after a self pleasuring? I have never done this. I hope I haven't missed something. Booze can enhance foreplay but certainly not if one has over indulged.

I'm sorry, I just can't fathom how porn can match hands on. Like viewing a beautiful chateaubriand cooked to perfection with sautéed wild mushrooms in wine sauce, asparagus with hollandaise, a fine Petite Syrah and a scrumptious chocolate mousse before you but it is behind glass. Seems ultimately unfulfilling to me.

Miffed;-)

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 02:00 | 4281179 SilverIsKing
SilverIsKing's picture

You should try taking the gardening gloves off and see how that works for you. It may change your view of things.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 21:50 | 4280713 Cortez
Cortez's picture

MOAR Porn!

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 21:52 | 4280718 Millivanilli
Millivanilli's picture

MOAR WOAR, PORN, AND QE.  In no particular order.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:40 | 4280839 TheFourthStooge-ing
TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

...and that adds up to MOAR GROATH!!1!!!

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 21:56 | 4280736 max2205
max2205's picture

Can I get the names of those 17% women addicted to porn....anyone?

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:39 | 4280826 dark pools of soros
dark pools of soros's picture

they are the ones on the videos...

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:46 | 4280853 nmewn
nmewn's picture

And here I thought they were addicted to dick & genital warts...

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 21:52 | 4280719 ShortTheUS
ShortTheUS's picture

Porn has a lot of positive externalities that are very easy to overlook when you do a hit piece on it:

 

No unwanted welfare babies.

No annoying wives or divorce settlements

No STI's or UTI's.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 05:02 | 4281325 Parrotile
Parrotile's picture

The "Traditional" downside was vision in=mpairment ("Too much porn makes you go blind") or so I was told at school in the very early 1970's.

In those days being caught with ANY "suspect" literature was a certain trip to the Headmaster's Office and "Six of the Best".

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 10:57 | 4281552 tarsubil
tarsubil's picture

You forgot something:

 

No life

No future society

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 21:53 | 4280720 10mm
10mm's picture

 

 

Womens  fantisies are wayyy more intense than a man's. 

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:04 | 4280752 besnook
besnook's picture

and? examples? details? video?

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:23 | 4280784 nmewn
nmewn's picture

lol...thats my number one greenie on him...then I thought better about asking.

This whole thread could go down fast, ya gotta tease it a little bit, pump it up, then give it a rest or we could have a real mess on our hands here ;-)

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:24 | 4280794 besnook
besnook's picture

i was looking for a real mess on my hands.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:36 | 4280817 nmewn
nmewn's picture

lol...that would be the daily BitCoin thread ;-)

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:49 | 4280857 TheFourthStooge-ing
TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

.

lol...that would be the daily BitCoin thread ;-)

Touché.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:53 | 4280866 nmewn
nmewn's picture

There is nothing worse than a digital fanatic with a boner...lol.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 02:03 | 4281181 SilverIsKing
SilverIsKing's picture

Just ask your lady friend to give you a Satoshi. It's unforgettable.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:23 | 4280790 YHC-FTSE
YHC-FTSE's picture

Read "Women on Top" by Nancy Friday. It's a collection of fantasies/confessions gathered during her research.  Scared me a bit when I read it as a teen with the weird stuff that apparently got them hot. As every man on the planet already knows, women are flipping weird. 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 00:05 | 4281012 Money Squid
Money Squid's picture

In college and for years after I had female roommates so I got to see the full specturm of behaviors. The women would try to explain what they were thinking or how they felt about a guy. I realized no woman I ever lived with understood herself or any of the guys they were dating, married and/or divorced. Happily not married to this day. My male and female friends....not so lucky.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:02 | 4280876 scam_MERS
scam_MERS's picture

"Womens  fantisies are wayyy more intense than a man's."

...Says the guy that calls himself 10mm (BTW: That's 25/64th of an inch)

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 02:05 | 4281183 SilverIsKing
SilverIsKing's picture

Could be worse. He could have had an innie.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 21:52 | 4280725 dick cheneys ghost
dick cheneys ghost's picture

The USA is #1 in porn, at least thats something......

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:00 | 4280738 A Lunatic
A Lunatic's picture

Porn and Murder. Go 'merica........

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:42 | 4280845 dexter_morgan
dexter_morgan's picture

Not if you take Chicago, NYC, Detroit and a couple other cities out of the figures. Most of the rest of  'merica is pretty peaceful as long as they take their meds........

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 04:13 | 4281305 Parrotile
Parrotile's picture

Good reason to be grateful for the Global Pharmceutical Industry, especially as the "Alternative Option" used to be (and for some still is) incarceration.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:13 | 4280902 TheFourthStooge-ing
TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

.

Porn and Murder. Go 'merica........

The Pleasuredrone

The Wedding Stinger

Boom With A Spew

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:25 | 4280928 akak
akak's picture

Willie Wanker and the Chocolate Factory

The Yogurtslinger

The Purple-Helmeted Road Warrior

Fellatio Hornyblower

You've Got Male

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 00:49 | 4281091 Miffed Microbio...
Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Oh you are such a cunning linguist!

Miffed;-)

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 01:15 | 4281119 akak
akak's picture

There's nothing like sensually wrapping one's lips around ...

 

 

 

... a good pun.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 02:12 | 4281193 Miffed Microbio...
Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Ooh, I just would love to wrap my lips around one of your penetrating witticisms. Your oral skills are most engaging and increasing the depth more and more, I feel the actual thrust of the climatic point. However, I do feel the need to pull down the curtains. I am becoming too much of an exhibitionist.

Miffed;-)

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 21:53 | 4280728 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

  America is addicted to voyeurism. ~~~~~ Surfs up BITCHEZ!

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 21:58 | 4280731 Osmium
Osmium's picture

How does the porn industry make money with so many free porn sites?   (Just what I've heard)

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:01 | 4280741 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture

<sigh>

Jeezus.....ever been served a free sample of somethng that you went ahead and then bought?

"Low introductory rate of 0%"

"Send no money now"

"1 Month Free Trial"

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:05 | 4280759 Osmium
Osmium's picture

Guess I must not be an addict then.  Why pay for something that is free?

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:37 | 4280831 dark pools of soros
dark pools of soros's picture

the shallow side is free....come to the deep end

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:55 | 4280905 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture

"Why pay for something that is free?"

And you seriously think that by not paying for it.....that there is not a cost.  Or that you are free and freely excercising your free will?

Jeezus.....what a slave......just like the 99.999% that still believe in the notion of freedom.

The moment you think you are free in ANY respect....that's when you prove that you are mearly a slave to delusion.

There is no freedom.....there is no choice.....and nothing is free for there is a cost to everything,

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 02:07 | 4281186 SilverIsKing
SilverIsKing's picture

Jumbo, what didn't cost you to post that?

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 04:06 | 4281301 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture

Having to waste valuable time replying to assholes.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 13:52 | 4281841 Gromit
Gromit's picture

Probably they sell details of your personal tastes to business and to government.

Your next employer may be studying your surfing.......

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 21:58 | 4280732 A Lunatic
A Lunatic's picture

I'm living inside a porn movie. I belive it's called 'Obama Does America: The Anal Edition'........

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:19 | 4280781 dick cheneys ghost
dick cheneys ghost's picture

next time you go to the massage parlor, order the 'Ben Yellen'......its a bernake/yellen combo, actually a 'duece on one'. Plenty of 'fisting', if you know what I mean..

~~~

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:25 | 4280792 A Lunatic
A Lunatic's picture

Sounds like a good present for my father-in-law........

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:40 | 4280830 fencejumper
fencejumper's picture

Actually, the big swinging dicks tell Obama to bend over at will, as he's not very high on the totem "pole."

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 21:56 | 4280733 CharmaChameleon
CharmaChameleon's picture

Of course, you know, ZH doesn't promote "soft core scintillation" in approximately 50% of the TRENDING OFFERS AND ARTICLES we see on the threads!

If pornography satisfies in some way, does looking at pictures of food satisfy the need for nutrition? Thought not.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 07:21 | 4281409 StychoKiller
StychoKiller's picture

Can you die from not eating?  Can you die from not having sex? (Well, it's definitely NOT living!)

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 21:56 | 4280735 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture

<sigh>

You fucking idiots.  You don't even realize that we are ruled by porn addicts.....(hello....SEC anyone ?)

  It's not just the porn....it's the underlying hole in people's souls that porn, as just one symptom, serves to shine a light on.

Whatever ......be cavalier.  Just makes your useless bitching about the state of the nation and the world that more useless and silly.  THAT"S the REAL masturbation.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:04 | 4280758 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

 You're obviously on the leading edge of bliss. There's no denying free naked girls are [ Tranquility Base ]...

   JUMBOTRON, in your mothers basement?   Yen likes JUMBOTRON!

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:19 | 4280919 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture

Mother's dead.  Had no basement.

Haven't been a child for many a decade.......can't same the same for you, junior.

That's ok......either you will never grow up and thus always be a slave of the mind.........or life will kick the shit out of you so bad as to beat the child out of you.  Hopefully, you will be mature enough to take your medicine and grow up.  Otherwise.....you will still be here bitching about politicians and bankers here on ZeroHedge and being a useless asshole.

 

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:52 | 4280995 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

 I love honesty! 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 00:01 | 4281007 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture

Ha !

Must be late.....can't tell whether your fucking with me or not.

If not....then I apologize and I will downvote myself.

If you are.....then I'll upvote you just for confusing me.....LOL!!!

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 00:16 | 4281040 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

 I'm not messing with you. You're a decent person, and our differences will converge<>

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 01:55 | 4281178 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture

Then I will both up vote you and down vote me.

I like honesty as well.

Good night, friend.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 23:03 | 4284386 acetinker
acetinker's picture

For future reference, click on the user name of the offending party and connoiter the tenure before responding.  We're all on the same path, it's just that some have been at it longer than others.  Sometimes, tenure don't mean shit, but most times it does.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:16 | 4280776 Millivanilli
Millivanilli's picture

The only underlying hole is the one in your empty fucking skull.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:20 | 4280780 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

   @Millivanilli   Excuse me? I was complementing the individual.  You need some rest.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:26 | 4280799 Millivanilli
Millivanilli's picture

Just feeling belligerent.  Have a nice night.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:48 | 4280850 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

   No worries.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:20 | 4280924 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture

Hey milli.....I have a dick you can lip-sync to.   LOL !!!

Bangers and mash....mate.   Bangers and mash.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:39 | 4280970 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

@ Jumbotron  , it's fixed^^^  We love you!

   

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:02 | 4280746 besnook
besnook's picture

porn launched the internet. during the 15 minute downtime between private friction sessions the web was filled with  content meant to wile away the down time.

back to friction. damn this one took 16 minutes. must be getting old.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:00 | 4280749 bobert
bobert's picture

Porn is an enemy of the human soul.

How sad if and when it becomes an addiction.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:20 | 4280779 Millivanilli
Millivanilli's picture

Yeah, I'll bet you watch violence on teevee every night and yet you frown on people fucking each other.  Whadeva.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:22 | 4280787 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

 Your pixel plowing dayz are over for the day. Put a CCFL in it!

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:03 | 4280755 mt paul
mt paul's picture

 

 

 puppet porn

 

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:08 | 4280766 Dazman
Dazman's picture

200,000 porn addicts and it's a $13 billion industry. Must be 100% of the 1%.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:08 | 4280767 Atomizer
Atomizer's picture

Too bad Obama administration didn't use the Porn internet pipeline to setup ACA. I tells ya, millions would be signed up by now.

/sarc

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:28 | 4280796 nmewn
nmewn's picture

With all the security flaws and trojans that .gov website could very well be classified as a porn site...lol.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:23 | 4280771 Yes_Questions
Yes_Questions's picture
edited for content ;
Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:14 | 4280774 Number 156
Number 156's picture

No kidding.

In my last job as a company IT guy, I had the responsibility of reporting pornographic material on the computers. Many employees don't realize how detailed the internet usage reports can be. Really stupid.

One time, I had HR come over to me to extract some child porn rape images and movies off of the laptop of an upper management guy so they can include it in their police report. (!!!!) I ran a script to copy and write to a CD for me and delete any temp files in between because I was afraid of leaving any accidental traces of something on my PC in the process, and seeing something by accident that would keep me awake at night.

Ive seen many people get fired for violating the corporate acceptable use policy than you would believe.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:28 | 4280797 bobert
bobert's picture

Makes you wonder if they want to get caught.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:48 | 4280985 Number 156
Number 156's picture

I sometimes thought that, but its true.

Its an addiction like meth, heroin, cigarettes etc etc. 
The brain releases dopamine when a person does anything pleasurable, and sex releases a lot of dopamine.

So what essentially happens they build a tolerance to dopamine, which is why they are susceptible to major depressions, as normal levels of dopamine will have little or no effect.

Gamblers go through the same thing, as risk taking becomes their dopamine trigger.

 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 01:05 | 4281110 Miffed Microbio...
Miffed Microbiologist's picture

I think there is a difference between physical sex and viewing pornography. My husband likes sex once a day to feel relaxed and happy. That's a bit over my needs so we settle for every other day. He doesn't view porn or go to strip clubs. Not that I have told him I didn't want him to, he's never claimed a need. Of course pornography can enhance sex which we occasionally indulge. I think the sex act is too intense for most to have a serious addiction. Most Americans are flabby and out of shape to engage in that level of physicality. One really needs to be fit to have some good raunchy sex! I can't believe physical sex can cause depression. Where I sit, it seems to do just the opposite.

Miffed;-)

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 03:56 | 4281290 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

    You're such a beautiful woman .  Highly If I tell you Educated. Extraverted?  Take your husband out to a vacant lot and screw him.

   I once, after De Mar, opening made love to a woman in the parking lot of a Mexican Eatery. Now I'm mostly in Queensland.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 16:43 | 4282144 Miffed Microbio...
Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Well, I must admit I did that once about 20 years ago also in Mexican restaurant's parking lot. Perhaps there is something about Latin food? Certainly has given us a new meaning for the word tailgating. Mr claimed I had flirted and teased him too much and claimed he would crash the car if he didn't get relief. Looking back on it, I think I was duped with a fantastic pickup line. ;-)

I'm college educated but many here are more than I. I'd categorize myself as introverted, quiet,contemplative, introspective for the most part ( my Pisces side) but, very vivacious, fun and frivolous when around the right people and circumstances. ZH gets to see more of the real me I tend to hide from the real world. Only because it have gotten me in so much trouble including lost jobs. I think the real world is a bit uncomfortable with someone who is the opposite of feminism and PC.

Miffed;-)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 04:00 | 4282880 Colonel Klink
Colonel Klink's picture

Please tell me you have some single hot sisters!  The world needs a few more women like you Miffed.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:29 | 4280809 dexter_morgan
dexter_morgan's picture

But, if you take the SEC and similar gubmit agencies out, what are the numbers? Where is fauxcohontas when you need her?

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=2491

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:36 | 4280825 Ignorance is bliss
Ignorance is bliss's picture

So a lot of people watch porn...so fucking what? Really, what is the problem? I see people addicted to alcohol, crack, video games, gambling, prostitutes, and whatever other fetishes fit the bill. All much more destructive then a little video based masturbation. 

Based on some of the nasty people I know. Their spouses are probably relieved they don't have to fuck GMO obese Walmart slobs that qualify as the zombie un-dead. Shit they probably buy annual subscription packages on cable just so they don't have to have sex and smell the bourbon.  

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:00 | 4280875 buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

so much porn, so little time

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:05 | 4280887 Gamma735
Gamma735's picture

colleration is not causation.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:15 | 4280907 rpc996
rpc996's picture

When I was a kid my father walked into my room and caught me whacking off, he said stop it or you'll go blind. I had to yell "dad, I'm over here"

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:17 | 4280922 Manipuflation
Manipuflation's picture

Porn?  Young hot chicks are awesome but often quite stupid.  Oh, I have thought about this business for many years and how I could get into it just because I thought I needed to be laid on the hour.

That was then.  Now I worry about if it is the only option my daughter has in the new normal economy.(I have guns for that)

In my middle old age, I have watched most every porn video that was ever made and I have made a conclusion.  Women will do anything for money.  Surprise!LOL

Pussy is great but they have been ripping us off!

Men, as they get older, realize how women work.  I does not matter where in the world they come from because all men do the same stupid act.

Porn is a cheaper alternative to such urges especially after marriage even if her holes are still good yet.  Males want many women and many holes.  I can not rewrite the genetic code of humanity because that is just the way it is.

If porn is up, that means males are cutting costs.  Next thing you know we will be Japan.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 00:07 | 4281015 savedbyfreethought
savedbyfreethought's picture

"Women will do anything for money.  Surprise!LOL"

I don't want to understand women because women understand each other and they hate each other.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 00:48 | 4281090 Spumoni
Spumoni's picture

Not as many things as men will. Not a gender-specific issue, I'm thinkin'.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 00:50 | 4281094 Spumoni
Spumoni's picture

Okay, I don't know how I know this (riiight), but the men in porn get paid a whole lot more than the women. I once met a boat in the, ah, Virgin Islands (yeah, really) that was being chartered for twenty some Penthouse Pets. Really beautiful girls. My buds and I tried conversation in the pub for three hours and gave up. All they could do was, ah...well we'll censor that!

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 02:20 | 4281209 Miffed Microbio...
Miffed Microbiologist's picture

News flash. Women don't understand each other. Hell, I don't even understand myself! But you are right that woman hate each other for the simple reason they can be the most vicious, cruel, manipulative, back stabbing vile creatures on planet earth. At least this is my personal experience. My close female friends agree with me.

Miffed;-)

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 07:31 | 4281419 StychoKiller
StychoKiller's picture

Read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 16:38 | 4282135 Sokhmate
Sokhmate's picture

Women are from Uranus; they are un-fathomable

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 01:12 | 4281117 Miffed Microbio...
Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Mr has told me after being together for 30+ years he has never met ANY woman he rather be with than me. Not all men want to do any hot woman that walks by and not every woman wants to use a man or do anything for money. We may be rare now but we do exist. Our men treat us like Goddesses and we make them happy beyond their wildest dreams.

My man would say pussy is great and would not include " but" after it.

I didn't down vote you btw.

Miffed;-)

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 14:35 | 4281916 Manipuflation
Manipuflation's picture

Well Miffed, I am not too worried about the downvotes.  If I get a red am I going to melt?  Here is the dope, which I have still quit smoking for now.  My Mommy is dead and gone now.  So is Daddy.  They didn't leave any money either so it has been one of those deals.  Some time has passed now.

I see straight ahead because there is no fallback mechanism for me and there is no looking back now.  Guess who gets to be in charge at a much younger age than he should be?  I have a sister and during the process of estate liquidation I learned exactly how women think.  I have a wife, I have two nieces.  I see how women think and there are several common traits.  I do not mean to piss you off but kind of I do. 

Your husband has been lying to you and that is not good.  I even tell my wife that I like the blonde girl down the hall.  She does not like it per se but that is how men use those sorts of things as leverage.(I could do it right now)  I will also do it the stores if we happen to be shopping.(rare for me)  If a chick has a cute ass then I will go look at it.  I will look at her ass and her tits.(I don't like big fake boobs)  Mr.s M used to counter with something like "That guy is hot".  Fine, go fuck the guy and see how that turns out for you AND the children.  Never happened of course because that is every woman's soft spot.(she has one other though) 

Here is the thing, women spend billions of dollars to get men to look at them.  Are you surprised that we look at you?  It is what you wanted men to do but then you try to tell you don't want males to look at you?  Oh, really?  Once you get through that, you get to the "I'm Gonna be the hottest chick" phase.  At that point males do not matter because it really is about upshowing the other females.  That's when the guys start to wonder what the fuck is going on.  Now it becomes a matter of one woman showing another women that she is a better piece of ass.  Men do not care about your clothes and want them on the floor and not on you.

I enjoy your posts miffed.:-)  You can burn me to the ground if you wish but I do not think you will.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 13:18 | 4283273 Miffed Microbio...
Miffed Microbiologist's picture

I think I will ask mr miffed to respond to you. I don't think you will believe me.

Miffed;-)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:49 | 4283937 Miffed Microbio...
Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Well, I only mentioned the down vote because I appeared to be the only women who was commenting on this thread so I thought I would be accused of it. I know it wouldn't have hurt you.

I haven't got a hold of mr miffed yet but know he will eventually respond. I hope he doesn't embarrass me too much! ;-)

You don't piss me off. How can someone be angry if someone is simply telling how they perceive the world? That is not something I get angry over. Just as racism doesn't bother me because it is just a window into the darkness of a person's experiences. They may change if they choose to. I cannot change them but only not add to the pile.

I do not mean to imply my husband doesn't notice beautiful women. He is all man and is highly sexual. He has been this way since I met him at 16. He loves the female form. He loves large natural breasts and a narrow waist. I am a natural 36D and have a 27 inch waist. He absolutely loves my body. He tells me so all the time and he never lies. I wasn't always this shape. The day after my youngest daughter was born I weighed 230lbs. I was shaped like a fat egg. I HATED myself and worked diligently to get back in shape for the reason I physically felt horrible and I knew my husband was not attracted to my body. Now this you probably won't believe but my husband NEVER told me I was fat and undesirable. He still wanted to have sex with me. I was the problem because I felt so ugly and unattractive I didn't want to have sex. This is the problem women have. Society tells them they have no worth unless they are attractive. I believed it and pushed away a wonderful man for the longest time. Even so, he never left me.

Last night I wore a sexy camo outfit that drives my man wild. Yes, we fucked like crazy rabbits in more positions a rabbit can do. Why? Because I dressed to please him. I dress to get him to notice me and he does. I respond to his flirtation with flirtation. I love his response. I don't understand what you mean " I don't want men to notice me" WHAT??? Are you insane?? I relish the attention. My favorite tease is when my man is on a conference call at home to all the execs presenting a new product. I will dress in sexy lingerie complete with stilettos and do a slutty sultry pose in the doorway. He starts to stammer and gives me the " do you really have to do that" look. He hasn't strangled me yet even though I deserve it.

I don't try to one up any woman. To be brutally frank, I REALLY don't give a flying fuck what ANY woman thinks of me. Most, actually, don't like me very much. They see my husband absolutely devoted to me and are extremely jealous. Why should I care? I had one woman corner me during a party and told me if I talked to husband again she would " get her revenge". Her husband was a very shy, mortally obese man who was extremely depressed. She was brutal to him all the time, nagging him constantly. Really pissed me off. I always went out of my way to talk to him, we had some common interests. It got to the point he would seek me out at get togethers and we'd laugh and talk together. Her husband had never responded to any one as he did to me and,believe me, I had no physical attraction to him. His wife was very angry he was showing me interest and broke off our friendship because of it.

I think you have a very skewed view of woman. Probably because of some bad experiences. I will not deny they occurred. However, I have told you the honest truth about myself. I did have a friend that only went to bars and drove a hot sport car. He always complained to me all women ever wanted was his money and all the women he ever met were extremely shallow. I told him he was trolling for a meaningful relationship in the wrong places. The guy really didn't have a clue there were any woman out there that were different. May be I'm the only one but I truly hope that isn't true.

Miffed;-)

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 15:15 | 4281996 Kirk2NCC1701
Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Ah, but have YOU ever met a man in your 30 years, you'd rather have chosen?  Honestly now, because...

It is an extreme and utter rarity for a woman to not think about a man she could have had, and for a man to think about a woman that he couldn't have.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 16:39 | 4282142 Sokhmate
Sokhmate's picture

Womyns are Hypergamous

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 13:20 | 4283267 Miffed Microbio...
Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Kirk,
Let me be brutally honest. I have had many offers from men that were better looking and far richer than my husband. They were pretty boys who enjoyed my spunk and my youth. I NEVER left my husband nor had an affair! Absolutely never. This even shocked my husband who was sure I'd leave eventually. Yes, I will admit I was extremely flattered. Now I'm 52 I don't get those offers anymore but have many men who are deeply attracted.

We all think would of, could of, should have. Don't you do too? For me it's a passing fantasy, never something to be remotely acted on. I swear to you I am telling the truth.

Miffed;-)

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:51 | 4280993 Money Squid
Money Squid's picture

Internet = Porn

Al Gore invented the porn-net

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 00:03 | 4281009 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture

Which makes Al Gore the first exposed dick on the net.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 07:31 | 4281421 StychoKiller
StychoKiller's picture

In case ya missed it: The Internet is for porn!

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:57 | 4281000 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

 Ya gotta love porn!   </sarc>

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 00:15 | 4281044 J S Bach
J S Bach's picture

The opening salvo of comments to this article are befitting of the subject's inanity.

Grow up boys and girls.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 00:46 | 4281082 Spumoni
Spumoni's picture

Best I can tell, people been fucking for a long time, maybe over a million years. Pornographic art is as old as any other artform, suggesting that people like to watch others fuck. Madison Avenue and Hollywood have been deep-throating their customers for years with subliminal text and pictures. Is it ANY wonder that the several generations who have grown up with Empty-Vee blaring at 'em from birth watch porn? 

Lets face it-one of the only truly reliable moments of anticipated pleasure available to a hominid on a regular basis is getting one's rocks off. Most of life is struggle and challenge and pain. We are genetically programmed to have sex. Every cell in our bodies is having sex all the time. It's right out of Revelation - the harlot is spun across the heavens, and EVERYBODY wants to watch PJ Moviestar's next sex tape. One must! However will anyone have anything to twittertwerk about? Get the fuck over it. I even know Southern Baptists who watch porn. Backsliding perverts...

A couple of misleading things about this 'article':

People who have more orgasms have less sex drive because they had sex more often. 

The numbers here are bullshit - one they are too small, and there is no context. The rest of the world watches just as  much porn as the rest of the world-except in the Middle East, of course. That may be why so many men there prefer melons, but I'm just guessing.

Furthermore, if you watch TV ads, TV shows, Cable shows, movies, music video, or for that matter much of the news, you are watching some kind of porn.

Russians, too, but that's just because they are passed out from drinking so much vodka.

Finally, most porn is so fucking awful that they HAVE to make 30 million films a day in order to make three that anyone will want to watch. Hats off to ole Flynt for having the balls to call it an art form. 

40% of marriages fail anyway - porn is only one more thing for screaming lawyers to throw at an adversarial spouse, so it goes on a record that some schmuck like the one who wrote this bullshit can cite as proof.

People fuck. People watch people fuck. People fucking watch people fucking. The thing that separates us from the animals is that we are REALLY creative about how we do it. All the rest is just biology, and FUN! 

 

 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 08:18 | 4281453 Manipuflation
Manipuflation's picture

"The numbers here are bullshit"

No kidding.LOL +1

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 01:32 | 4281137 Decimus Lunius ...
Decimus Lunius Luvenalis's picture

Who gives a shit?  If you have a problem with porn or booze or drugs for that matter, then you've truly mastered the cookie-cutter life you're supposed to lead. Vices provide escape from the dissatisfactions in our lives which, in my opinion, stem from some made up pissing contest where, by some cosmic joke that our brains developed abstract thought, we suddenly felt the need to justify our importance and so embarked on the never ending struggle to think well of ourselves.  There is apparently some ideal person to which we should become.  We must go to college, we must marry, we must have kids, we must be faithful, we must only have missionary sex, etc. Sex addicts or kinky mother fuckers are referred to as deviants.  Deviants from what exactly?  I say that as long as you're not coercing, fucking do it.  And if you think Jebus is going to punish you, think to yourself why an all-powerful being would create you, with all your inclinations and desires, then punish you for acting upon them, and then think why an all-powerful being would give a shit in the first place.  

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 02:16 | 4281204 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture

Yet another idiot spouting about God and "Jebus" who has never read the first paragraph of the Bible much less the entire thing......and much, much less meditated on such things.

I make this solemn vow.....you quote the actual passage in the Bible....both chapter and verse.....where it states either from God's own mouth...."Jebus's" own mouth....or one of the writer's of the books where it states that God created us originally with....in your words....."all your inclinations and desires" and I will personally send you a signed cashier's check for $1,000 dollars.  When you have confirmed that verse and post it for everyone to see and verify as well then you send me your mailing info and I will FedEx it overnight to you.

Is that a deal?

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 04:19 | 4281309 Deo vindice
Deo vindice's picture

It's the corruption of the "inclinations and desires" that is the problem.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 01:39 | 4281154 Kina
Kina's picture

I only use porn sites as an instruction video for my wife...who looks at them like somebody studying 2 year Uni.  Seriously.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 01:46 | 4281164 Kirk2NCC1701
Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Hi. My name is Jim, and my addiction to Financial Porn on Zerohedge has cost me my job.

Hi Jim, welcome to ZH.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 02:29 | 4281222 Clowns on Acid
Clowns on Acid's picture

Thats funny bro'.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 01:51 | 4281172 ich1baN
ich1baN's picture

I'm going to get a 1000 down arrows for this but watching porn is not only immoral, it is unhealthy. It is all done to make men more like homosexuals. 

It also creates a chemical imbalance in your brain when you filter that filth time and again through your mind.  

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 02:08 | 4281191 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture

Then I will give you 1001 up arrows to make up the difference.

 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 02:13 | 4281196 Joe A
Joe A's picture

I never understood why this business makes money since there is a lot out there (I have been told of course...) for free or via torrents etc. So who is actually paying for that stuff? I remember also that the 'industry' asked for a bailout some years ago. Anyway, I see nothing wrong with it as long as it is not abusive and leads to addiction. As with everything in life it needs to be done in moderation (some even say that moderation should be practised in moderation :-) ).

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 03:25 | 4281270 Gusher
Gusher's picture

Gone are the olden days when you had to pay for porn. Its all free on pornhub.com. And I look occasionally.  And porn does destroy marriages...if...If the cow gained 75 pounds and bitches all the time.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 03:25 | 4281271 Gusher
Gusher's picture

Gone are the olden days when you had to pay for porn. Its all free on pornhub.com. And I look occasionally.  And porn does destroy marriages...if...If the cow gained 75 pounds and bitches all the time.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 03:56 | 4281289 f16hoser
f16hoser's picture

Internet Porn is nothing more than a distraction for people on High Protien diets. The exact population that the Elite are afraid of. If you're into porn, fine. Just don't let it consume you to the point where you lose all touch with reality. That's what the NWO is hoping for. Keep your guns loaded and your powder dry. When they take-down the internet what else is there? Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm still married! "Honey, the internet is down..."

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 03:58 | 4281293 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

  I love the curves of a womans body. I love the way a woman moves. I love to dress a woman.\

   Did I mention the woman needs to swing an ax?

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 04:10 | 4281302 Jumbotron
Jumbotron's picture

LOL !!

That came out of left field !

I would agree.....with a proviso on what the woman can and cannot swing the ax at.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 04:25 | 4281312 f16hoser
f16hoser's picture

"The Flower goes in the front big-guy!"

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 04:37 | 4281316 Peter K
Peter K's picture

Solution to problem is as follows:

1) Have some professional psychologist body declare that people "are born that way".

2) Create some special interest group that declares that porn addiction is just another shade of grey lifestyle choice.

3) Get a Madison Ave advertising firm to create a nice- tugging on heartstrings- label for these folks. I would suggest "limpers".

4) Start exposing 5 year olds to porn during their sex ed classes that expose them to other forms of sexual deviancy (think California).

5) Have the Democratic party put into their party platform a declaring sex addiction/porn site access as a civil rights issue.

6) Get the MSM to start promoting the fight against "porn addiction discrimination".

7) Create a government agency whose task is to fight the stereotypes that are commonly associated with "Limpers".

8) Create an association of lawyers who can bring class action suits against companies/individuals who discriminate against the "Limpers".

And voi'la. Problem solved.

It really is just that simple! :-(

Case in point, look how well it has worked for homosexuals, pedofiles, pederasts, transexuals, transvestites, etc.......

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 09:20 | 4281483 djsmps
djsmps's picture

9) President declares his support for limpers on October 25.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 05:50 | 4281352 TWSceptic
TWSceptic's picture

I honestly don't see a problem here. It's one of the few things the US is still able to export...

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 06:07 | 4281355 falak pema
falak pema's picture

Yes damn right, like MIC planned obsolescence of collective death dreams  (guns and ammo Armageddon) and King reserve debased $ fiat (financial armageddon).

I see a pattern there!

The amazing thing here is that sex is the oldest game in town since man existed.

We didn't INVENT anything in that domain in this virtual age; we just "democratised" it via the web.

Now sheeple have a choice: die by a thousand cuts of Oligarchy slave labour camps, die by a thousand pricks of white powder, die by a thousand f***s of video implants, die by a thousand privations of coming dystopian peak everything age. 

Anything to keep the sheeple happy as sheeple; free will is what the Oligarchy WILLS.

 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 05:53 | 4281353 falak pema
falak pema's picture

Porn is to emotion what the fiat bonanza is to the real economy.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 05:57 | 4281354 JimmyRainbow
JimmyRainbow's picture

nothing about advertisment models getting younger and younger?

or sex sells with miley cyrus?

or the ever and ever triggering of sex symbols (buy this to show u have nuts of steel) in every single ad around on- and offline?

any idea about pavlovs rat hitting the button seeing a new rat-porn picture or something related to rat porn

and it is always a new one no matter how often the rat punches the button

thats schizolnd.

seeing it all as rational only to feed animal instincts because consumption is multiplied that way.

there was a story in the very early 90s about lawrence livermoore computers hosting 2 TB of Porn (unbelievable amount at that time). it got deleted, three weeks later the stuff was back.

50% of internet traffic is porn since the beginning, nothing changed. sex sells the little big brothers to ur home.

and it works.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 07:34 | 4281426 Big Johnson
Big Johnson's picture

And to think, I waisted 3 minutes of quality porn surfing just to read the article.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 07:42 | 4281431 Old Poor Richard
Old Poor Richard's picture

I strictly limit my porn browsing to 10.9 hours per week, so I'm good.

Just wondering how to hook up with those 17% of women 'struggling' with their addiction.  I can help!

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 08:16 | 4281451 gamorck
gamorck's picture

$13 billion is not larger than the revenues of the top technology companies combined.  Microsoft alone topped that in first quarter of fiscal year 2014.  Whoever makes these cute little posters clearly needs to employ the services of a fact checker.

http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/news/press/2013/oct13/10-24fy14q1earningspr.aspx

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 08:35 | 4281461 Manipuflation
Manipuflation's picture

There should be a chart on the chances of a husband getting laid versus how many times he has already knocked up his wife before.  That chart would look like an upside down hockey stick I am afraid. 

There is a method to the madness if you will.  Dumb young male, for example, myself at the time, goes chasing every female he can and gets a few of them.  Finally, he gets one he can stand to be around for more than a few hours and he marries her.(idiot)  The sex is good for a while until the first child is born.  Now stay with me on this technical analysis because this is where the chart starts to go to hell and plunges.  There is a dead cat bounce in there where the male tags her again and another kid is born.  After that, the equity/bond is worthless because the male is out of business due to lack of specific customer interest.  Focussing too specifically on a small market is a recipe for disaster.

The male is thus forced to choose because the original female is bankrupting him so he looks at the cute blonde gal down the hall and starts to thinking that maybe he should leverage his bet.  However, by this time, the male already knows what the outcome will be and none of options plays look that enticing.  Far too much risk and not much return.  He realizes that it is a position that you can't just exit easily.  A futures contract that has been executed never knocks on the door in the middle of the night needing attention nor does it get jealous of another unexpired futures contract.  The more mature man sees that two women will be bitching at him in the best case scenario and full well realizes that it could become far worse if he pursues that line of thinking.  Instead, he opts for the derivative that is porn.  You are in and then you are out.  It was not real but it was close enough and there is no snuggling afterwards or pretending that you care.  You simply click X and clear your browser.

Porn is a loss mitigation device from a business perspective.  It is not that we are insenstive males who seek to objectify women because men would never do anything of the sort of course.  We simply appreciate the artistry that is a woman's body five minutes at a time.  Men are busy, we do not always have a whole evening to spend nor the expendable cash flow to piss away on something that is not a sure bet.  We don't have time to fast forward.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:15 | 4282209 TheLooza
TheLooza's picture

Many times, I 've been on my way out the door to a rub&tug, a strip club or go visit one of the few legit whores I consort with from time to time. At the last minute, I waver, fire up the ol' porn box, and all those plans get left behind a few minutes later in the waste bin. Miss out on the real fun, but hey, how would I have had time to read ZH and the like without the access to this pressure release valve? Thank you internet porn.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 08:58 | 4281473 buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

The old man's eyes boggled, overcome by art... [/Christmas Story]

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 09:32 | 4281490 CHX
CHX's picture

Just another pornzi of sorts. Cigarettes, booze, drugs, porn, fiat all have addiction as a common theme. They usually feel great in the short term (hence their popularity), but individuals depending on them (people that are not in control of their mind and/or body) may loose out big in the longer term. 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 09:37 | 4281493 tmfp
tmfp's picture

There's a lot of bullshit stats floating about regarding pron, lots of agendas. Read this

http://www.ministryoftruth.me.uk/2013/06/18/sex-lies-and-porn-statistics/

 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 09:40 | 4281499 10mm
10mm's picture

11 hours a week. That's alot of paper towels.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 15:41 | 4282043 FredFlintstone
FredFlintstone's picture

Reminds me of a comedy bit I heard once. The comedian could not understand why any porn movie needed to be more than a few minutes long.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 10:03 | 4281512 Mad Muppet
Mad Muppet's picture

Porn is a $13,000,000,000 industry? I blush to put such words in print, but maybe it's time to go long!

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 10:03 | 4281517 supermaxedout
supermaxedout's picture

Porn / Internet = powerful mass control instrument

If NSA or CIA or whoever did not introduce internet porn by themself, then at least they fast realized what useful tool it is.

1) plant via online backdoors kiddie porn on somebodies harddisk. Hide it good as somebody would have done in real. Then Blackmailing him.  Or dump this person outright into the prison and overthere destroy him mentally if not physically .

2) Porn is opium for the enslaved masses within and outside the existing oppressive system. Keeps them quiet and shakes their moral foundations, thus they can be controlled easier. Plus see point one blackmailing or prison

The US invented the net, they own it, they control it nearly perfectly, they not only permitted porn on the net but pushed and promoted it maliciously to further enhance their mind control strategy.

 Just connecting the dots.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 10:18 | 4281526 Fix It Again Timmy
Fix It Again Timmy's picture

In times past, virgins were sacrificed, sluts were too valuable.  A woman can get a lot of mileage simply by acting slutty now and then...One of the powerful forces of organized religion is making you feel guilty over sex, when they can do that, they know they have you hooked.....

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 12:24 | 4281535 Gyoza Mimi
Gyoza Mimi's picture

Please tune in to view our shocking "America is addicted to eating" infographics next week, followed by "American people are addicted to breathing" the week after.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 10:37 | 4281540 roadhazard
roadhazard's picture

Europe has a much more relaxed view of human nudity, it's even in commercials. I would like to see the percent of the tragedy of porn in Europe.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 11:04 | 4281558 Debt Slave
Debt Slave's picture

Who makes all of this porn?

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 11:26 | 4281580 Papasmurf
Papasmurf's picture

Shorten the government work week to ten hours.  Problem solved.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 11:46 | 4281612 rsnoble
rsnoble's picture

I don't really know anyone that 'doesn't' like porn.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 12:25 | 4281658 deerhunter
deerhunter's picture

I think if God would have made Eve from an arm and a leg and not just a rib he would have given us men a better head start in these matters!

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!