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TSA: Free Junk Rubz since 2001!
Jobz program for the dumbest people in America!
Yeh...but they keep us safe...
Perhaps that could be the motto for the NY branch:
Police: NY's finest (/eye roll)
Firemen: NY's bravest
JFK/LGA TSA: NY's retardedest
Firemen in NYC i would say are the bravest in the country...
As for TSA: Salvation Army bell ringers = 9.2 X smarter, Wendy's 5.4 X smarter, McDonald's 1.9 X smarter.
Be Brave!!!
I'm in Mexico and it seems much more free here than the last time I visited the US.
Bolivia is where it's at for internal flights, absolutely no BS....And no BS security of any sort. I walked up the steps of the plane drinking a litre bottle of water that I had bought outside the airport and the captain waiting to greet the passengers was all waves and smiles to me and a "buenos días, ye, man, you got the right idea, its hot out there, you need that water".
No 'Homeland Security' (haha) needed in Sth Am
ROTF... four downarrows, why don't they reply and state their case?
Pride precedeth the fall...
BTW, SEAsia feels the same way too. Could be wrong ya know; been staying away for some years now... things mighta gotten better with my homie in the driver seat these days. In fact dude owe me a phone...
its so free i feel a bitchen breeze above my shoulders!!!! yeah!! awesome!!!
http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/9f5145ec-b740-4d14-ab37-162343f0c5c6
How can you 'shelter in place' if you don't have your scissors?
TSSA! Enjoy your police state.
Boycott the airlines and/or opt out of the scanner.
If you like your Police State, you can keep your Police State. Period.
That just doesn't get old.
I don't like my police state and I sure as hell don't want to keep it. It's getting really old, and I wish I was back in the time of Geore Washington so I could accomplish something of real value.
Our president can suck dolphin wang, oh, he does, that's lovely.
Kinda like ol' Bill C. couldn't keep from chasin' skirts, O'bomb-a prolly gobbles any knob that holds still for ten seconds.
I love skirts, and knobs are for NAMBLA...those sick wantabe priests.
As for priests that like kids, thank you communist party of USA...GOOD BYE GOOD MEN...it's a book.
Real Men!!!
Question: So I could bring my midget tranny giraffe with a dildo in it, right?
Answer: Apparently.
We just went through security at a major airport and sure enough, there was an area which we were walking through when all of a sudden, somebody over the loudspeaker system shouted "Stop!"
Just like AJ said was happening.
No, I/we didn't because we didn't see anybody telling us to do so or identifying themselves as law enforcement officers, etc.
Plus, Mrs K always tells me I make shit up so I've no idea if it was for real for real, or for real my imagination, or not even for real.
Have tptb no better things to do than waste my tax money on this kinda shit?
Hell, the last big bit of violence at an airport was LAX where the gunman was a TSA dude coming to gun down other TSA dudes, no?
Says something about the happy workers paradises of the sacred halls of governmental service... post office, airports... not to mention midget tranny porn at the SEC and others.
Manage that gubamint, fellas!
TSA "where a retarded highshcool drop out fucktard can feel important be in power and sometimes being shot at and die! " Hey life is high risk anyway you look at it?
Only in the The Land Of The Free would successful inside job, false flag attacks be able to be used to justify destroying freedom. The more convinced one becomes that all of the most significant "terrorist" attacks were inside job, false flag attacks, then the more that the TSA policies make perverse sense, since everything else is also manifesting in a Birarro Mirror World.
"National security" has become a rocket ride of psychotic insanities since it blasted off after World War II. We are now way, way out on a parabolic orbit, with no reasonable assurance that what went up is ever going to come down again. For thousands of years, success in warfare was always based on deceits, while spies were the most important soldiers. In the 21st Century those trends have been amplified to such astronomical sizes that they no longer fit inside of any previously conceived of concepts.
There is barely any nightmare science fiction that comes close to how crazy this is becoming, where the people who claim to be protecting us from "terrorists" are by far the worst "terrorists." The deceitful ways that "national security" are entangling people in tighter and tighter wrappings of lies about the "war on terror," as promoted by those who are actually the worst of all terrorists, has nothing in history to compare its craziness to, since no previously known human civilization could pump up its deceits, and threats of destruction, with electronics and atomic power ...
However, it seems quite probable that there will be even worse inside job, false flag terrorist attacks in the future, which will drive even more psychotic policies to be applied by the TSA ... until there finally will practically be a prohibition on any transportation that is not previously approved, by the biggest terrorists, that have been able to take over such complete control of civilization, by their having been able to get away with all of their previous inside job, false flag terrorist attacks in the past.
objects in the mirror are closer and more bizarre than they appear.
Kudos, both radicalMJ and vxpatel
Yep, they move closer and faster than you think...
Those TSA perverts can have their "roman hands"...
And "russian fingers" titillating all your private orifices...
Long before said orifices could even pucker-up in protest!
No doubt American ladies will be overjoyed to learn the state permits their joy toys. No doubt the state also carefully considered consequences of trying to ban them.
Huh....
I never even thought about that one.
I'd be sexist, no?
oh Jesus h....
WQell Knuks - the joytoys could be for the people that Duck Dynasty was just talkin' about as well....
So I can bring my fleshlight?
Good to know for those extended flights.
Just be very careful who your seatmate is. :-)
Thank goodness Mr Miffed considers me his joy toy and you'd all get to see him on Drudge if they tried to take me away from him.
Miffed;-)
Hillarious
As a ward of the state I am entitled to a free junk rub, happy new year bitchez!
Can I carry on my '(Pb) -Jack In The Box head', to knock the inspecting TSA agent unconscious?
That "Land of the Free" lark is getting a bit thin and a bit of a joke.
Shouldn't it be changed to "Land of the Most Incarcerated Per Capita on the planet" (70% higher than mother Russia iirc)...and maybe "most spied-upon by their own government" could be slotted into a different verse." Oh, and maybe the odd "Corporate Gulag" phrase to bring a bit of reality to an out-dated song.
Funny thing, when I was a 12 year old kid reading Maclean, Bagley, Deighton, Le Carre and the early Ludlum cold war stuff, I thought the Russians were the bad guys. Its a sad state of affairs when childhood impressions hit the brick wall of cold hard reality based on solid evidence (that no-one exactly denies), and comes a distant second. WP's interview with Snowden points to a genuine, morally strong guy. By every action of damage limitation/discreditation Obama and the NSA have undertook, they have painted themselves as Class-A cunts. And that's just the stuff in the public domain (although there still isn't much curiosity about Max Hasting's amazing ejecting Merc bloc - big embarrassment for the Germans that one of their cars should fail so miserably).
Just a than you to everyone at ZH, particularly Tylers and WB7, for another seriously informative, usually accurate/prophetic and very amusing year. I hope most of you are having a blast over the festive period, and those that are - hope you all BTFD when Au/Ag hit the bottom and start to show some serious appreciation (be soon no fucking phys left the way the Asians are snapping it up).
Well including the illegal aliens...isn't the US the most "diverse" country in the wrold today....?
Entertaining
Whatevah am ah gonna do when they ban my HIPS, suckas???!! Them's the thrustinest tools evah seen!
can my jizz bucket blow up companion ride in the seat next to me? (did i just say "blow up"? well fuck me hard and call me nancy!)
Not "blow-up", it should be inflatably-challenged! :>D
The next time I go to the Airport to pick someone up, I'm going to put a giant spring loaded boxing glove in the boot of my car.
» TSA Expands Searches of Parked Cars at Airports Alex Jones' Infowars: There's a war on for your mind!
Use your head, how bout a bag of human feces?
I'll let you pick the "warhead" that's delivered.
One of my friends is an airline pilot.
He can't bring a pair of nail-clippers onto an aircraft.
He has a fire-axe behind his seat.
i make a point to smuggle some contraband item on every flight i take just to reassure myself that i am not safe when the tsa is in charge of security.
The TSA--The other welfare program.
"Ignorance of the Constitution and 'following orders' offer no excuse."
Take a Viagra and demand a pat down :)
It may be an old one for most of you but,
TSA = Thousands Standing Around
We have spent over a $trillion in the last 12 years and the result is I can still smuggle a 1/4 oz on a flight across the country with no problem.
Next time I will try some hyro peroxide and aluminum shavings just for shits and grins.
The $ trillion spent on TSA is nothing but another keep the idiots employed and spending program.
You are also an Idiot, and when you are arrested, please remember,,,you did it to yourself, enjoy your self, it is later than you think!
Of course, TSA has nothing to do with terraism, except for the fact that the same "authorities" who orchestrated the 9/11 psy-ops, established the TSA. It has only one real purpose, which is to condition acceptance by Americans (actually with its mandated spread around the globe, everyone who flies) to being subject to the most outrageous intrusions, such as, for example, sexually molesting your children. TSA applicants are selected for their lack of intelligence and thugishness. Since they enjoy abusing people, they are less likely to rebel against their owners when TSHTF. The good news is that bottom feeder TSA agents are dropping like flies from radiation induced cancer. But America has an endless supply of these creeps, particularly as the economic noose tightens.
Speaking of the TSA, I traveled by Amtrak this holiday season. On my return trip back home, in Chicago Union Station, there was a large Police/TSA presence. Plenty of dogs and people being pulled aside for random searches -- and CHEEK SWABS. A middle-aged couple and their college-aged daughter were cheek swabbed before they were allowed onto the train.
What the actual fuck?
Random "cheek swabs"? I'll walk, thanks.
That train should have left the station empty.
You guys with your TSA over there in the land of the free, how did you let that bunch get so much power combined with so much stupidity?
Today, the fuckwits stole my daughter's fluid for cleaning her newly pierced ears. Looks like contact lens fluid, except it's actually medically necessary. I should have marked it breast milk. Merry Christmas.
have a look at youtube, type in 'Breast milk airport security'