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Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:22 | 4282215 _ConanTheLibert...
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No comment.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:27 | 4282221 screw face
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Hey i was gonna say that!!

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:28 | 4282228 Boris Alatovkrap
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Comical illustration is pretty, but is all wrong. Barry is not look at or is aware of tsunami, but is look other way with nose full of crack cocaine.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:40 | 4282239 onewayticket2
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Clearly that wave is racist.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:49 | 4282255 Chris Jusset
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Obama is blind to the disaster he has created.  Even a massive tidal wave engulfing him won't alert him to the catastrophe that he has spawned.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:52 | 4282262 Pure Evil
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Actually it should show the tsunami wave cresting over the US continent with Obama at the top of the wave on a surfboard.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:58 | 4282271 MeMadMax
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Ochooma don't care...

Why? Because obomacare is doing what it's designed to do...

 

Get ready for a wild ride...

 

>_>

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:05 | 4282289 macholatte
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Obama is blind to the disaster he has created.  Even a massive tidal wave engulfing him won't alert him to the catastrophe that he has spawned.

 

me thinks it is you who is blind...... TPTB planned the forthcoming "disaster" over many, many years. Barry is merely the front man.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:28 | 4282327 mrdenis
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Let no crisis go to waste 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:29 | 4282331 GetZeeGold
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No worries....he's as good at surfing as he is at basketball and skeet shooting.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 06:13 | 4282923 Oracle 911
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Obama the golfer and vacationer in charge.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 11:07 | 4283060 kaiserhoff
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True, but where ever he goes,

  he has to take the First Gorilla.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 19:55 | 4282425 Stuck on Zero
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Obama is going to blame that Tsunami on the Tea Party people (throwing tea in the bay).

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 02:09 | 4282846 wintermute
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Hey, is that wave caused by crates of tea thrown in the water??

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:09 | 4282449 klockwerks
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Correctly stated. You should see the results in 2014 so be VERY prepared. Very sad as I'm to old for this crap but have prepared myself and tribe for what is coming. Never did I think that I would see it in my lifetime but it is upon us.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 01:49 | 4284597 fockewulf190
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If you think being old during "interesting times" is a bitch, think about how it's going to be for the young. Ask a kid from Greece or Spain how things are going.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:11 | 4282453 beefman
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thats true bush was in on it and clinton was too. Get it idiots? There is no red or blue Its just an illusion. You people are useful idiots They use your racism to divide; while they rob us blind and you jackasses fall for it everytime.

Youre really gonna be upset when Hilary get in. What you dont know is your racism has put her there.

 

IDIOTS.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 23:21 | 4282680 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Never, not once, did I hear anyone say Obama was just like the other guy he was running against during his first campaign for POTUS. Only after four years of his criminal leadership did the sorry suck who voted for him start to say they are all the same. If the racist shits had actually looked at his record and thought about how only thieves and liars come out of Chicago politics, they would have known from the beginning that Obama was,is and always has been an empty suit who is only in it for the money.

But racists only see skin color and so the bigots voted based on skin color and that is the reason Obama was elected.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 06:16 | 4282924 Oracle 911
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Al Capone was from Chicago, what do you expected?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 02:10 | 4284607 fockewulf190
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Obama got re-elected because Romney flat out sucked. I didn't vote for any of them because it was obvious that both were not going to do what needs to be done.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 01:40 | 4282828 401K of Dooom
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But, but, but, how could I be racist?  I voted for him.  You're meanspirited! 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 14:26 | 4283396 A Nanny Moose
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Red + Blue = purple.

Purple Reign?

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:49 | 4282505 old naughty
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"...merely the front man."

ONE of the front men. And tptb planned and executing crisis (to us) event(s); they only thought they're creating dis-asters, unless we "thought" (or accepted) they're capable. 

And barry is only one under that wave in the pic to make a view-point, it might as well a whole lot of them front men...

Hope is still on for a happpier 2014 to us all, perhaps.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 21:12 | 4282535 Milestones
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I think you vastly overestimate the bankers.Assuming that their coup runs according to plan. Then what?? Where do they hide with GPS, drones internet and millions staving and probably world wide 1 Billion guns and all willing to kill the PTB on sight for a head and a couple of hands for a million? 

These people are airheads or incredibly sure the end of the "plan" is infallable.

Rots of ruck!                        Milestones

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 00:11 | 4282666 Keyser
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double post

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 00:10 | 4282738 Keyser
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I vote that their plan being infallable. We are after all talking about the people that have been starting wars for profit dating back to the French Revolution. People that waited 100 years to finally install a central bank in the US on their 3rd attempt. So what's a few million more dead in collateral damage for profits.  

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 13:26 | 4283283 Freddie
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+1

Somebody gets it.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:04 | 4282288 mt paul
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obama

don't surf..

 

he floats like a turd

in the punch bowl...

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:07 | 4282292 mt paul
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double post

my bad..

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 19:28 | 4282400 artless
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Pure Evil gets it.

But let's not forget his forefathers.

Teddy Kennedy is jacking off in his grave. FDR is lighting a cigar and toasting LBJ with Dom Perignon in their special corner of Hell. And Nikita Kruschev is banging his shoe on a lecturn in the concert hall next door screaming "Told you so!"

 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:02 | 4282285 remain calm
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Oboma is not blind to the disaater heading are way, he welcomes it(like in the picture). He knows that once obamacare wipes out the people, the only option to save the sheeple will be a single payor. I am sure he is just amazed how fast it is all happening. FU obama you evil cocksucker. 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:08 | 4282299 Bindar Dundat
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Our system works pretty well here in Canada........

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:21 | 4282318 Creepy Lurker
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If it does work well, (no experience with it myself) its mainly because the US govt. ain't running it.

The United States Government - the brown thumb turning your world into shit since 1845. (Year Andrew Jackson died.)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 14:34 | 4283416 A Nanny Moose
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“If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there'd be a shortage of sand.” - Milton Friedman (unsourced).

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:22 | 4282323 nmewn
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Get ready for moar taxes, bitchez...

"WASHINGTON — Here comes the ObamaCare tax bill.

The cost of President Obama’s massive health-care law will hit Americans in 2014 as new taxes pile up on their insurance premiums and on their income-tax bills.

Most insurers aren’t advertising the ObamaCare taxes that are added on to premiums, opting instead to discretely pass them on to customers while quietly lobbying lawmakers for a break.

But one insurance company, Blue Cross Blue Shield of Alabama, laid bare the taxes on its bills with a separate line item for “Affordable Care Act Fees and Taxes.”

The new taxes on one customer’s bill added up to $23.14 a month, or $277.68 annually, according to Kaiser Health News. It boosted the monthly premium from $322.26 to $345.40 for that individual.

The new taxes and fees include a 2 percent levy on every health plan, which is expected to net about $8 billion for the government in 2014 and increase to $14.3 billion in 2018."

http://nypost.com/2013/12/25/new-obamacare-fees-coming-in-2014/

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:44 | 4282350 Ignatius
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I've argued the whole point of ACA is to raise tax revenues disguised as healthcare.  Besides these insurance 'fees' those who opt out pay a penalty tax and get squat.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:28 | 4282481 nmewn
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"I've argued the whole point of ACA is to ra ise tax revenues disguised as healthcare."

There is a good argument to made there, that that was the point all along, they have to print/digitize 85 billion a month now but still they're short, fiscally irresponsible fucksticks that they are.

But we also can't discount cronyism  (the alliance of corporate & state) interests on this against us. Corporations would love nothing more than to dump their former employees (pensioners) and current employees into the federal governments hands whether they use health insurance for a writeoff or not.

Funny how individuals can't have a total write off their health insurance, isn't it? ;-)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 01:31 | 4282820 Chuck Walla
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Meanwhile, in NAZI Germany: Beneath the surface, however, Germany had undergone a rapid and sweeping revolution that reached deep into the fabric of daily life. It had occurred quietly and largely out of easy view. At its core was a government campaign called Gleichschaltung— meaning “Coordination”— to bring citizens, government ministries, universities, and cultural and social institutions in line with National Socialist beliefs and attitudes.

FORWARD KONZENTRATIONSLAGER

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 19:27 | 4282396 Son of Loki
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thnx, nmewn

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:31 | 4282482 nmewn
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Yeah man, keep punching ;-)

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 21:03 | 4282525 koncaswatch
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The Chief Justice settling the ACA case as a new tax seems to fit the pre-ordained plan theory. Your comment seems to confirm it.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 23:40 | 4282707 nmewn
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I like to think he's "trapped within his robes of law think" as to just what justifies real law. Again, Hitler had laws, Mao had laws, Pol Pot had laws...and they had judges who pronounced those laws as fit & just upon the people.

Even though the laws were completely insane.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:21 | 4283652 SimplePrinciple
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Don't forget the J. Edgar Hoover dream called the NSA.  The NSA's got the goods on everybody, to be tapped into by the statists when need arises.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 10:07 | 4283018 Joenobody12
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Stop complaining about that little tax increase. Obamaaa needsto give money to his black friends.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 01:42 | 4282831 401K of Dooom
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How come many of your citizens come to the US for medical services (or used to.)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 06:04 | 4282915 TWSceptic
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Right, that's why many Canadians need to go to the US for care, because the waiting lists and overall care in Canada sucks so badly once you start to ignore the propaganda.

 

Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXOAK-eVnjU

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 10:03 | 4283017 jcaz
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Yeah, it works great up there- that's why hospitals in Florida will be clogged with Canuck snow birds for the next three months....

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 11:50 | 4283107 Yes We Can. But...
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As well as the Eisenhower medical center in Palm Springs, CA

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 22:17 | 4282592 AGuy
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"Obama is blind to the disaster he has created."

I would not bet on that. This is probably step one on a much grander plan to bring forward a single payer system. Singler Payer was impossible as long as the pre-existing system was functioning. now that ACA will destroy it, it will be easy to get it passed.

 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 22:27 | 4282609 Al Gorerhythm
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Vote up!

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Vote down!

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Obama is blind to the disaster he has created.  Even Obama can't be that dumb. He knows exactly what he is doing.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 01:00 | 4282782 Buck Johnson
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I totally agree with you.  He hopes that he could get out of office before all of his decisions with the economy comes back like that tidal wave and make our economy worse than the meltdown of 2008.  It won't happen, he is going to be feeling the full effects of this and not knowing what to do is going to destroy his administration.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 12:34 | 4283184 4 wheel drift
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Obama is blind to the disaster he has created.  Even a massive tidal wave engulfing him won't alert him to the catastrophe that he has spawned.

no.  the blind ones are those who elected this evil bastard.  (but then again, they were not only blind, but the representative of the idiocracy in which we live). the muslim at the wh has executed all of his deeds to near perfection....   i guess his one mistake was to be so openly blatant but that goes with the times, and the degree of idiocy of the masses.  and no he is not alone he is merely the point man, who carries their flag.... from day one the objective was to destroy the formerly greatest country on earth....

the enormous ego surrounding his supporters cannot recognize how destructive this sob has been, and allows him to continue to ride his wave of "success" has helped. lastly, the ultraconservative hypocrites, in spite of having been handed a golden opportunity to defeate him, their own voodoo-like naivitee robbed them of what would seemed to be clear and easy victory.....  and to this moment...  it continues to hamper them.

~

As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

~ HL Mencken

the problem with the above quest [that mencken alluded] was that in their idiocy, the electorate voted in an EVIL moron.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:58 | 4282270 Sudden Debt
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they used black ink.... it just doesn't get any worse...

black is dangerous...

black will kill ya...

no wonder there shouldn't be any free press...

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 19:19 | 4282382 kchrisc
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And a mouth full of Reggie or a local choir director.

 

"Now that's going to hurt when it quits smarting."

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:10 | 4282455 klockwerks
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Sorry kchrisc, choir dude was killed. Couldn't have that kind of info out running amuck

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 22:24 | 4282601 all-priced-in
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Barry is not look at or is aware of tsunami, but is look other way with nose full of crack cocaine.

Should say

Barry is not look at or is aware of tsunami, but is look other way with nose full of ass crack.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 23:21 | 4282678 drendebe10
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And maybe having his fudge packed.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 01:31 | 4282822 401K of Dooom
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Boris that is a racist thing to say.  If you are going to make a derogatory statement about the President, then you should point out that Barry is probably snorting up some hig-grade Bolivian Marching Powder at this moment.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 14:04 | 4283365 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is not racist. Boris is watch AmeriKan president and is disdain equal both black half and white half.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 07:54 | 4282958 Burticus
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...and rich old white fags' dicks in his mouth, according to this interview by Reverend Manning of a witless who knew him in Hawaii.  Blowing old white guys for coke to freebase.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy2K5SIuK2E

Ever wonder how a half-cullerd punk from Kenya gets into Punahou and Harvard, then gets anointed Usurper-in-Chief by the elephant/jackass sock puppets?

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 09:33 | 4282996 RabbitChow
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Nah, that's just the north side of the island.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:29 | 4282231 Deo vindice
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"Presented with no comment" is a comment. ;-)

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:45 | 4282504 caconhma
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What ObamaCare is Really About


I'm a 54 year old consulting engineer and make between $60,000 and $125,000 per year, depending on how hard I work and whether or not there are work projects out there for me. 

My girlfriend is 61 and makes about $18,000 per year, working as a part-time mail clerk.

For me, making $60,000 a year, under ObamaCare, the cheapest, lowest grade policy I can buy, which also happens to impose a $5,000 deductible, costs $482 per month. 

For my girlfriend, the same exact policy, same deductible, costs $1 per month. That's right, $1 per month. I'm not making this up. 

Don't believe me? Just go to www.coveredca.gov , the ObamaCare website for California and enter the parameters I've mentioned above and see for yourself. By the way, my zip code is 93940. You'll need to enter that. 

So OK, clearly ObamaCare is a scheme that involves putting the cost burden of healthcare onto the middle and upper-income wage earners. But there's a lot more to it. Stick with me.

And before I make my next points, I'd like you to think about something:

I live in Monterey County, in Central California. We have a large land mass but just 426,000 residents - about the population of Colorado Springs or the city of Omaha. 

But we do have a large Hispanic population, including a large number of illegal aliens, and to serve this group we have Natividad Medical Center, a massive, Federally subsidized county medical complex that takes up an area about one-third the size of the Chrysler Corporation automobile assembly plant in Belvedere, Illinois (see Google Earth View). Natividad has state-of-the-art operating rooms, Computed Tomography and Magnetic Resonance Imaging, fully equipped, 24 hour emergency room, and much more. If you have no insurance, if you've been in a drive-by shooting or have overdosed on crack cocaine, this is where you go. And it's essentially free, because almost everyone who ends up in the ER is uninsured. 

Last year, 2,735 babies were born at Natividad. 32% of these were born to out-of-wedlock teenage mothers, 93% of which were Hispanic. Less than 20% could demonstrate proof of citizenship, and 71% listed their native language as Spanish. Of these 876 births, only 40 were covered under [any kind of] private health insurance. The taxpayers paid for the other 836. And in case you were wondering about the entire population - all 2,735 births - less than 24% involved insured coverage or even partial payment on behalf of the patient to the hospital in exchange for services. Keep this in mind as we move forward.

Now consider this:

If I want to upgrade my policy to a low-deductible premium policy, such as what I had with my last employer, my cost is $886 per month. But my girlfriend can upgrade her policy to the very same level, for just $4 per month. That's right, $4 per month. $48 per year for a zero-deductible, premium healthcare policy - the kind of thing you get when you work at IBM (except of course, IBM employees pay an average of $170 per month out of pocket for their coverage). 

I mean, it's bad enough that I will be forced to subsidize the ObamaCare scheme in the first place. But even if I agreed with the basic scheme, which of course I do not, I would never agree to subsidize premium policies. If I have to pay $482 a month for a budget policy, I sure as hell do not want the guy I'm subsidizing to get a better policy, for less that 1% of what I have to fork out each month for a low-end policy.

 

Why must I pay $482 per month for something the other guy gets for a dollar? And why should the other guy get to buy an $886 policy for $4 a month? Think about this: I have to pay $10,632 a year for the same thing that the other guy can get for $48. $10,000 of net income is 60 days of full time work as an engineer. $48 is something I could could pay for collecting aluminum cans and plastic bottles, one day a month. 

Are you with me on this? Are you starting to get an idea what ObamaCare is really about?

ObamaCare is not about dealing with inequities in the healthcare system. That's just the cover story. The real story is that it is a massive, political power grab. Do you think anyone who can insure himself with a premium policy for $4 a month will vote for anyone but the political party that provides him such a deal? ObamaCare is about enabling, subsidizing, and expanding the Left's political power base, at taxpayer expense. Why would I vote for anyone but a Democrat if I can have babies for $4 a month? For that matter, why would I go to college or strive for a better job or income if it means I have to pay real money for healthcare coverage? Heck, why study engineering when I can be a schlub for $20K per year and buy a new F-150 with all the money I'm saving?

And think about those $4-a-month babies - think in terms of propagation models. Think of just how many babies will be born to irresponsible, under-educated mothers. Will we get a new crop of brain surgeons and particle physicists from the dollar baby club, or will we need more cops, criminal courts and prisons? One thing you can be certain of: At $4 a month, they'll multiply, and multiply, and multiply. And not one of them will vote Republican.

ObamaCare: It's all about political power.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 21:55 | 4282576 Blame Crash
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They have you where they want you. You might want to do something or move somewhere where they can't get their claws into you so easily.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 03:27 | 4284652 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris invite ZHer come to Minsk and extract subterranean urban copper deposit. Bring thick leather glove. Company health plan is include hack saw or for youth in asia, cyanide capsule. This is end product of evolution of socializing of medicine and general welfare.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 05:18 | 4282901 Coldfire
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Superb comment.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 05:36 | 4282910 verum quod lies
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We have a winner. Sometimes, as Orwell noted, "the point of power is power."

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 10:48 | 4283046 Last of the Mid...
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ACA was never EVER about healthcare. It's about a government takeover of a large part of our economy. You want the contracts to do business, you come to the government to pay your money. There's always plenty of back rooms to cut the deals. POWER! You can't pay your premium. We'll put you on medicaid, give you a voucher, then take all your property when you die. TBTF, not the consumer we want all your shit to keep the grist mill of courrupt government churning. On another rant, I love the NYT giving cover to Hillary with the "new and improved" Benghazzi story.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 10:55 | 4283054 bwh1214
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Great post.  I agree with what you are saying pretty much to a T.  To how do we deal with it?  I don’t think fighting it will get us anywhere because as you said as long as the people you mentioned getting stuff for virtually free can vote to steal through the government it will continue.  I think the best way forward is to cooperate and give the liberals everything they want.  Speak against it and what it will do, but do not vote against it, this includes the libertarian and conservative legislators.  Not voting at all would also be an acceptable form of protest. 

Why allow all of these foolish policies to move forward?  Because we cannot wind back these policies, and even if we could the liberals would always chant that their “solutions” were never tried.  So we try them, we know it will break the system, monitary, social, and governmental.  Once the government loses the ability to give people things for free by the aforementioned collapses we will be waiting in the wings to TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY, not on the false core value expounded by Obama of equality, but Americas original and true core value LIBERTY!!!

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:24 | 4282217 Obamananke
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I hope Reed and Pelosi are on that beach somewhere.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:26 | 4282222 I am Jobe
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Hope they are both preparing for their funerals along with their families. 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:32 | 4282232 Boris Alatovkrap
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Maybe can bury both in Yucca Mountain?

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 19:20 | 4282385 More_sellers_th...
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Boris....just a hat tip...as a long time zero reader, I somehow always laugh at your commentary... maybe because I read it in Yakoff Smirnoff voice.   

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 21:14 | 4282539 mt paul
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if you bury them at yucca Mt

 

you would contaminate

all that nuclear waste...

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 22:23 | 4282603 AGuy
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"you would contaminate all that nuclear waste"

Well there is no nuclear waste there as Reid blocked it. Everywhere else except for Yucca Mt. is contaiminated with Nuclear Waste. its Odd that the one place designed for Nuclear waste does have any!

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 00:25 | 4282748 mt paul
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poetic license ..

 

this is fight club 

brother...

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:42 | 4282244 CrazyCooter
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Well, if you are going to go there with an act of god, you might as well go all in an request a tsunami-enema for the butt hole between the cheeks of Maryland and Virginia.

Regards,

Cooter

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:54 | 4282269 Pure Evil
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The outflow of effluent would cause more destruction to the planet than a 100 Fukushimas.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:24 | 4282218 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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CHOCOLAT man........

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:26 | 4282219 screw face
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Wave good buy, President Ogeiger

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 22:20 | 4282600 Colonel Klink
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Close, you got the O I G G E and R in there.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:26 | 4282224 I am Jobe
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Perfect picture moment. Cluless fuck and to think he has kids. 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:30 | 4282233 Creepy Lurker
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Somehow, I have doubts that they are actually his.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:31 | 4282236 Mr Pink
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Those kids are purely ornamental. Someone banged the wookie but it wasn't Bathhouse Barry

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:23 | 4282324 Creepy Lurker
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"Those kids are purely ornamental." Exactly. Obviously so. Every time I see pics of the kids I feel sorry for them. Well, the older one, anyway. You can see from the look on her face that she knows just what she is. The younger one seems to be down with it, but that's probably naievte.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 19:14 | 4282381 MisterMousePotato
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You guys talkin' about Malaria and Sushi?

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 21:06 | 4284161 Imminent Crucible
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"Someone banged the wookie"

That is a phrase that is destined to go viral, like "jumped the shark" or "nuking the fridge".  Whenever someone does something catastrophically irresponsible and destructive, people will say "Uh-oh...looks like someone banged the wookie". 


Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:59 | 4282272 Sudden Debt
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the organisation found it to be good for promotional events

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:30 | 4282226 Ranger_Will
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I would glady sacrifice Hawaii to end this cod-piece-for-the-bankers-facist-scum.  Sad thing is though, he'll just be replaced by someone worse.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:42 | 4282346 Colonel Klink
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Yep, corrupt to her scandalous core Hitlery Clinton!

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 23:04 | 4282658 Ranger_Will
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Dat bitch scares the hell out of me.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 23:46 | 4282714 Colonel Klink
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Bill too!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 01:39 | 4282830 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Klink, you know you'd hit that ass (with a car)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 03:30 | 4282869 Ranger_Will
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That ass is the size of a barn.  Pretty sure even a five year old could hit it with a Ruger 10/22 from 200 yards.

WARNING NSFW! MAY INDUCE VOMITING!!!

http://jacksonville.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c003e53ef0191047c155c970c-pi

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:30 | 4282227 Peter Pan
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Obama can weather any tsunami that comes his way as long as the elite have a use for him.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:29 | 4282230 matt atsinger
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See ole bipolar Al Gore is correct, the oceans are rising. Please send me trillions of dollars so I can erase it.

 

Trillions of your children's money not global warming

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:54 | 4282358 tbd108
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With due respect, Al is not bipolar. He is drug addled. His roommate in college said (in testimony before Congress) that for five years, every day between 5pm and midnight, Al would inhale large amounts of marijuanna. He shows all the known signs of THC poisoning.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 01:41 | 4282835 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Ha! Better than being poisoned by statins, or the pharm team. Bong lung baby. 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 19:01 | 4282359 tbd108
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!

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:59 | 4282365 tbd108
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!

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:33 | 4282237 debtor of last ...
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Obamacare is the paper Yellen needs to print on. Moar is needed, soaking up the bond market is like the naked emperor bending over.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:49 | 4282248 tony wilson
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 reggie baby look

surfs up cocks down.

 

Aboard a gay tidal wave
Cum about hard and join
The young and often spring you gave.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:45 | 4282249 starman
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Anyone's got some spare buckets of shark bait?

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:55 | 4282364 pupdog1
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Sorry, chum.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:46 | 4282253 Svendblaaskaeg
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bong water, is that you?

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:47 | 4282259 Canoe Driver
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Is that wookie comment raycis? Cause it sho' is funny.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 01:45 | 4282837 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Obama is like Hans Solo, cause he's strokin his own wookie...

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:55 | 4282264 22winmag
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The "Last President"... at least for now.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:54 | 4282267 dobermangang
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And the water is radioactive.  Forward!

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 17:59 | 4282274 nmewn
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I thought the O'Messiah had the power to hold the oceans back? ;-)

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:00 | 4282275 Fix It Again Timmy
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Nancy Pelosi's remark that we have to pass it to see what is inside it should have merited her immediate execution by firing squad for committing a treasonous act of unbelievable stupidity....

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:04 | 4282283 macholatte
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Pelosi was set to make millions. Blaming her is like blaming the Sun for getting a sunburn. Blame the elected officials who voted for it without knowing, or caring what was in it.  

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 19:40 | 4282410 artless
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Pelosi was speaker. Nothing gets to the floor if the speaker doesn't get it there. Pelosi also orchestrated the unprecedented voting procedure, the slaughter rule, etc that violated her position's duty. She SHOULD have been censured and removed from office.

Pelosi is hugely to blame.

But NEVER forget the 100 piece of shit Senators NONE of which stood up to even try to filibuster the thing.

And finally there is John Roberts. Bush appointee. If ANYONE should be removed from his iffice it is Roberts. Not only did he serve as Chief Justice during the case, he wrote the most twisted, unconstitutional, illogical, deceptive, and downright stupid decision that pretty much guarantees the ACA ain't going nowhere. There is really no one more depreved, more evil, or more of a cancer on this society than John Roberts.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:04 | 4282447 starfcker
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Artless, roberts is far worse than obozo for sure. life tenure and zero morality. the ultimate backstop against those pesky voters, and with the imprint of importance and seriousness. obozo will reap his much quicker. all he can think about is living the bill clinton life when he gets out of office. i think he's got another thing coming. i don't think anybody likes or respects him enough to want him around. he could be a first, a broke, has been president. enjoy it now motherfucker, karma's a bitch. and we may get to see the breakdown that occurs when the conflict between his homosexual impulses collides with his inner muslim in a way that his victim negro persona can't handle. grab some popcorn.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:23 | 4282467 disabledvet
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he forced the Administration to call it a tax. With the "nuclear option" now on the table (51 votes for everything) the ACA can now cease to exist with only 51 votes. So can a lot of other things actually. I might add "a lot of things can happen now with 51 votes" as well. Remains to be seen if a true third party suddenly emerges as the "40%" from "out of nowhere" suddenly is heard from. I certainly wouldn't be running to DC as my "Overlord and Protector" if that happens either. If Illinois and Hawaii go belly up this year then i would imagine ain't neither of the two party hacktards will be showing their faces in those parts anytime soon. a true "third party" simply sits in the middle and gets things done. "It has no intention of working with either side" as both of them are by definition "extremists who can't get things done" and obviate the need for elections in the first place. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWXsb4mfqVo&feature=player_detailpage

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 23:58 | 4282724 Cloud9.5
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Don't forget that Roberts pulled the right lever on the Second Am.  That rattled the NSA.  They must have showed him a picture when Obama Care came up.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:03 | 4282287 beefman
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Obama is aware and he knows exactly what he is doing. Only the racists on this board NEED to believe he is unaware. It's hard to face those LIES your Grandma and PAPAW told you when you were young. Well guess what becuase of your ignorance Hilary is on DECK!

 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:13 | 4282308 mt paul
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if hilary is on deck

 

sink the fcking ship...

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 19:39 | 4282407 willwork4food
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Yes she is, but it's not why you think. Obama does know exactly what he's doing. He is following a script written for him by his handlers. As did GW Bush, Clinton and the rest The last decent pres that had a SHRED of honor & balls was Kennedy.

Get real and get your mind out of the black/white/red/blue bullshit.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:10 | 4282296 Fix It Again Timmy
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Well, I wouldn't call them elected officials, it's more like elected facist-state corporate enablers.....They certainly don't WORK for me and you....

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:10 | 4282297 Bay of Pigs
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SURF'S UP bitchez!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 00:20 | 4282754 mt paul
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is there a good break

in swine bay....

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:34 | 4282303 One And Only
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Seems like a lot of people don't understand what Obamacare is so I will educate you.

The intention of Obamacare was NEVER to IMPROVE healthcare. Nope. The purpose of Obamacare was like a nuclear bomb designed to DESTROY the healthcare system. Why? In order to have fully socialized healthcare system the existing system needs to be destroyed. You think the democrats are scared? Fuck no, this shit is going according to plan.

Eventually we end up with a single payer system which is really great in theory...till it takes you 3 months to see a shitty doctor and after they take 70% from every paycheck in the form of taxes to pay for it. This is the end goal. Obamacare was designed to obliterate the healthcare system, anyone with a warm peanut and two firing synapses can see it plain as day.

Many people will get hurt, lose a lot of money, and probably die. The democrats will tell you in order to make an omelet you have to break a few eggs. They do NOT give a fuck about you. It's why that cartoon zerohedge published is sooooo fitting, because it's so true.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 23:38 | 4282700 therearetoomany...
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Democrats are cunts.  Fuck em all.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 10:30 | 4283031 GetZeeGold
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If only it were that easy.....cause some progressive republicans are just as bad.

 

Same team.....different uniforms.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:17 | 4282311 Yen Cross
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   Driftwood...

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:15 | 4282314 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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If I had a tidal wave, it would look like that.

But that's just my stunt double decoy.

Dudes, I'm out on the the liiiiinks!

Bitchez.

Potus out.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:26 | 4282325 stinkhammer
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wookies hate water but love cinnamon

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:36 | 4282334 are we there yet
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Obama does have a TITANC ego.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:56 | 4282360 pupdog1
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The cartoon is right.

This filth hasn't even begun to go nuclear.

It's hard to say whether this profoundly corrupt and criminal administration is smart enough to engineer this as an intended failure.

All I know is that there is a massive payday for members of congress, back-alley enablers like Jarrett and Holder, and a supreme court that I didn't used to think could be got to.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 18:57 | 4282361 Seasmoke
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Embrace the Suck !!

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 19:23 | 4282393 Everybodys All ...
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Obama is a Marxist con man and this whole mess is made to order for this pos.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:17 | 4282464 Atomizer
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Kitten Plays Computer - The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:17 | 4282465 loveyajimbo
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Well... we shall see if shit really does float.

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:22 | 4282468 SolarSystem1932
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Cartoons ~always~ have the best hidden humor.

Notice his drink has an umbrella.

Notice HE has an umbrella.

To the left and down of HIS umbrella is a lemon.

To the left and down of his drink's umbrella is a lemon.

I love this stuff.

 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:52 | 4282509 Miss Expectations
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Wait!  There's more.  Do you see the faces in the sea foam?  Do you see the skull?

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 20:30 | 4282484 q99x2
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Looks like he will not be coming back.

Thank God.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 00:28 | 4282766 Keyser
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You sure you want Smilin' Joe to be holding the nuclear football? Be afraid, be very afraid. 

 

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 21:20 | 4282546 hooligan2009
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two wrongs dont make a right... the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

the existing health care system has a sufficient strata of fraud to result in health care costs around 5 times what other countries pay and, arguably, worse health care standards in the US than in countries with similar demographics and health care needs.

the full extent of the sins, shortcomings and poor quality of the obama health care system are yet to be revealed. one thing is for sure, fewer people will get health care they aren't paying for. the key point is that people have been lifted out of affordable health care by a system with too high a level of fraud and corruption. obamacare merely legislates support of fraud and diverts attention from this real issue.

from here: http://www.hks.harvard.edu/fs/msparrow/documents--in%20use/Corruption%20in%20Health%20Care--The%20US%20Experience--TI%20Global%20Report%20on%20Corruption--2006--pp16-22.pdf

Examples of abuses include: embezzlement of capitation funds paid by the state; the use of fraudulent subcontracts as a method of diverting funds to friends or family; improper enrolment or disenrolment practices (such as seriously ill patients being driven out or refused admission to a health care plan, or bribes being paid to secure younger and healthier patients); denial of treatment without proper evaluation; failure to inform patients of their rights and entitlements; failure to provide sufficient medical professionals to meet the needs of the enrolled population; and requiring patients to fight their way through extensive appeals processes in order to obtain necessary treatment. 

i believe that any welfare system encourages sedentary behavior and sickness. obamacare encourages co-dependency on the state and supports obesity and sloth in other than health areas of life by locking in a payment for corruption.

this comes at the expense of people who would be a lot better off employing their talents and drive to the betterment of others, rather than leeching off them.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 07:10 | 4282949 Mike in Tokyo Rogers
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"embezzlement of capitation funds paid by the state; the use of fraudulent subcontracts as a method of diverting funds to friends or family; improper enrolment or disenrolment practices (such as seriously ill patients being driven out or refused admission to a health care plan, or bribes being paid to secure younger and healthier patients); denial of treatment without proper evaluation; failure to inform patients of their rights and entitlements; failure to provide sufficient medical professionals to meet the needs of the enrolled population; and requiring patients to fight their way through extensive appeals processes in order to obtain necessary treatment." What's the problem? It is "As Advertised."

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 23:48 | 4282688 Scipionz
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That wave is coming from Japan to Hawai making it also radio-active... just a though.

_______

I'll explain you canada.inc medical care plan in short: it's to feed doctor and drugs compagny.

Doctor can charge fee on everyone's back, not only the sick or wealthy - anyone.

Like a Visa paywave thing - 5 minutes visites for 1h fee, medicament grants for old peoples (moar), etc...

 

And if you'r really sick, well, don't get sick, because you'll get sicker in hospital!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 06:36 | 4282932 samcontrol
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You are the only one mentioning radiation from JApan to Hawaii.

Obama is there and "no comment"

you guys are like side blinded race horses.

Or we have radiation in Hawaii and Obama is retarded(very possible).

Or we don't and the retards are elsewhere(very possible).

 

 

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 11:41 | 4283091 Scipionz
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The truth is were you hide it.... so you can find it after.

 

Japan tsunami been cause by HAARP under Obama regime, here's your link - backdraft.

Dig diper to get meaning, don't fly that low.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 11:45 | 4283098 steveo77
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Hawaii food chain destroyed, bubble in shark attacks

http://nukeprofessional.blogspot.com/2013/12/apex-predators-in-hawaii-ar...

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 23:40 | 4282702 Goldilocks
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Giant Sucking Sound - Ross Perot 1992 Presidential Debate.flv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkgx1C_S6ls (2:35)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 10:48 | 4283049 MassDecep
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Perot's logic required too much thought on the part of our citizens.

Hussein's logic requires no thought, just instant results; predominantly bad for his unsupporting and supporting minions.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 06:24 | 4282928 uk ok
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You wonderful folks in the USA  should do what most of eastern europeans are doing and move to the UK

It may be cold and wet and we talk funny, have idiots running the country and a crappy education system but HEATHCARE is FREE... for everyone.

Just as in the USA the hardest working diligent folks in the UK pay for everyone else irrespective of circumstances,

Ironic that the hardworking doctors, nurses and armies of healthcare professionals are actually paying with their taxes for the care of the armies of unemployed worthless generational wasters with no wish to work nor contribute to what was a very good system..

Hurry though.. It cant go on forever... the cracks are starting to show...

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 14:11 | 4283373 hooligan2009
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i think you need to do a little research. although complicated and opaque, the UK does not have free heatlh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Health_Service#Funding

UK national health is funded out of general taxation. the UK receives c. £470 billion in tax (from here http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/statistics/receipts/disagg-info.pdf )

the UK national health system costs c. £128 billion a year for 60 million odd people. So £2,000 per head BUT because only around half the population actually works, the cost per payer is around £4,000.

128 billion in taxes out of 470 billion received is 27% of all taxes. 

then you pay National Insurance

https://www.gov.uk/national-insurance/how-much-national-insurance-you-pay

this covers pensions and unemployment.

the office for budget responsibility (OBR) published a tome on the finances using a Whole of Government Accounts (WGA) rather than the cash accounting systems that continue to blight the accurate measure of the state og world governments fiscal affairs here:

http://budgetresponsibility.org.uk/wordpress/docs/2013-FSR_OBR_web.pdf

the exec sumamry has this:

"health spending rises from 7.0 per cent of GDP in 2017-18 to 8.8 per cent of GDP in 2062-63, rising smoothly as the population ages. This is a slightly smaller rise than we projected last year, in part due to the additional overall spending cuts the Government has pencilled in for 2017-18 (which are included in our medium-term forecast) and in part due to the above trend GDP growth we assume as the output gap closes after 2017-18;"

UK GDP is c. £1.5 trillion today so 7% of GDP assuming a 2.5% growth rate for four years is around £1.65 trillion and 7% of that is c. £115 billion, somewhat less than todays spend and therefore the government is working from crap figures, even assuming gdp growth. 

as you say, the US spends more on health than the UK; about double of its GDP. (from here:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_care_in_the_United_States)

According to the World Health Organization (WHO), the United States spent more on health care per capita ($8,608), and more on health care as percentage of its GDP (17.2%), than any other nation in 2011. The Commonwealth Fund ranked the United States last in the quality of health care among similar countries, and notes U.S. care costs the most. In a 2013 Bloomberg ranking of nations with the most efficient health care systems, the United States ranks 46th among the 48 countries included in the study.[6][7]

$8,608 = c.£5,380.

This compares to the £4,000 figure above, so around 35% more. I would contend that US health care spending includes around 50% more elective health (not cirtical) and that the UK system of free health is neither free nor superior to the corrupt system in the US. They are both screwed up.

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 09:21 | 4282992 GrinandBearit
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The balls on this fucker.

Can someone with good aim please end this?

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 10:25 | 4283028 Jameson18
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Obama or Biden

HMMM which piece of crap smells better. Its just like the US Dollar it only goes up because it smells a little better.

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