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Russia Wishes NATO A Happy New Year... As Only Russia Can

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Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin has sent NATO a rather unusual New Year's card... picturing Santa alongside a Russian inter-continental ballistic missile.

 

 

 

Direct from his Twitter account - the Deputy PM literally says "We wish our friends from NATO a Happy New Year"

 

 

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Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:30 | 4283528 Stackers
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Is that an ICBM in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:32 | 4283535 strannick
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Maybe Prince Bandar will find it in his stocking

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:37 | 4283546 malikai
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I think that's the Topol-M.

Those things have up to 7 warheads on em.

It'll ruin your day.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:39 | 4283558 cossack55
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....as visions of Slim Pickens danced in their heads.....

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:10 | 4283628 SafelyGraze
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CAHTA POKC!!!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:20 | 4283645 BaBaBouy
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Priority: $$$ WOAR ECONOMIES...
SAD Fucking Picture For All Of EARTH's Humanities (USA Included!)...

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 04:24 | 4284671 Yes We Can. But...
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On par with McCain singing Bomb Bomb Iran...

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 08:28 | 4284785 Mesquite
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And when all those eletes run for cover into their underground complex...

And after many years, they run out of food...

They can resort to cannibalism...

Fitting...

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:20 | 4283649 Ying-Yang
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NSA known as Tailored Access Operations, or TAO, which is painted as an elite team of hackers specializing in stealing data from the toughest of targets.

One of the most striking reported revelations concerned the NSA's alleged ability to spy on Microsoft Corp.'s crash reports, familiar to many users of the Windows operating system as the dialogue box which pops up when a game freezes or a Word document dies.

http://www.csmonitor.com/Innovation/Latest-News-Wires/2013/1229/Elite-te...

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:37 | 4283802 Buck Johnson
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And that wasn't all, they where also getting between the purchaser and the company (Dell,seagate, etc. etc.) delivery of computers and devices that they would install spyware on them (bet it was hardwired onto the system) and deliver it to the designated person or company.  Essentially hijacking your delivery and putting a spy system in your house or business via a computer or device. 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:34 | 4283902 Lore
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Tampering with mail is a federal offense. People who do that are criminals.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 04:28 | 4284674 Yes We Can. But...
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People who do it are criminal.
Gubmints that do it are evil.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:29 | 4283787 RafterManFMJ
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Someone set us up the bomb.

What you say?

We have no chance to survive.

Make your time.

 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 00:04 | 4284490 RafterManFMJ
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You get this, you get a gold star...

Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen.

May the Blessings of the Bomb Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout, descend upon us all. This day and forever more.

Congregation - "Amen!!"

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 07:01 | 4284739 Ourrulersknowbest
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That's just monkeying around

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 16:47 | 4286368 duffelpud
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What is "A Sequel Too Far" for a gold star, Alex.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:20 | 4283631 BaBaBouy
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Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:32 | 4283798 Son of Captain Nemo
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The F-14 and it's phoenix missile system...

Might as well get nostalgic because at least back in those days we had money to make them work and keep them functioning.

I wouldn't be to sure about what that picture looks like at the moment.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:58 | 4283958 silvermail
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F-14 - it what has been shot down in Syria with a fire from cannon?

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 19:00 | 4283965 Jorgen
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F-14 - it what has been shot down in Syria with a fire from cannon?

No, it wasn't F-14. It was a Turkish junk F-4 Phantom II which was meant to be lost. Turkey was simply probing Syrian air defences.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:12 | 4283761 Stoploss
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Anybody feel safer yet??

Where are the pics of our shit?? The only image one can conjure up is a pile of rusted tubes buried underground..

As Barry soaks up Plutonium in Buhbyii....

WASF

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:01 | 4283607 Anusocracy
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Santa should have delivered it to the Eccles Building.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:48 | 4283939 garypaul
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Yes, and Topol-M is also great for giving smokers a shiny white set of teeth!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:41 | 4283550 The Juggernaut
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Is this a message to the Saudi's who hate Gazprom because the Russian stopped the Nabucco pipeline job?  Aka stop the overthrow of Assad and install a dictator to link the pipe from Saudi Arabia into Syria and into Turkey then on to Europe?  Yes.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 01:06 | 4284558 Crash Overide
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Yup... Love them or hate them Russia's pimp hand is strong lately.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:30 | 4283788 Chuck Walla
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WE WILL BARRY YOU!

Your Pal, 

 

Nikita

FORWARD GULAGS!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:37 | 4283806 max2205
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LOL...NATO TRANSLATED IS HATO.....CATO my little yelow friend

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:44 | 4283817 BlowsAgainstthe...
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I'd prefer he find it up his ass.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:12 | 4283849 Rafferty
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In view of today's explosion Bandar ('I control the Chechen rebels') would need to step carefully.  You don't f*ck with Vlad.

 

And good for Russia and that card.  NATO has, since the fall of Communism, been poking and prodding and undermining that country, often in flagrant breach of solemn promises given by NATO 20 years ago.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:59 | 4283962 silvermail
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In the world there is no NATO and has never been before. There is only the United States and their vassals.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 08:51 | 4284799 Ghordius
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calling us vassals is still not nice. we prefer the term allies

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 09:04 | 4284819 i-dog
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'Axis of Evil' is more appropriate. :-P

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 11:24 | 4285058 silvermail
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Allies - is equal or nearly equal partners, each of whom has the right to follow their own interests. But NATO relationship - is a relationship between the owner and vassals.
This becomes obvious if you take a closer look at the NATO Charter. I mean, a section on the command of NATO forces, as well as a section on the order of entry and exit for participating countries in the NATO and from the NATO back.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 08:39 | 4284792 Mesquite
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It's the NATO countries that are plagued with the Chemtrails...

Just something to ponder...

 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 08:52 | 4284801 Ghordius
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for example the logic behind this chemtrail theory? Russia behind it?

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 19:07 | 4283970 SgtShaftoe
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I think the missle would be better placed up Bandar's Ass.  Just the tip, see how it feels. 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 22:29 | 4284325 logicalman
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Nah!

All the way!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:32 | 4283539 Headbanger
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Holy shit!  That missile must vaporize the launch vehicle when it lifts off!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:36 | 4283549 seek
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Usually they use a ballistic kick motor to launch the missile up a bit before lighting the big engine so it doesn't fry the launcher: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOQNJ58YIoo

You can see in the video the kick pushing the missile out of the tube, and then the primary engine lighting once it's clear.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:48 | 4283819 Jack Burton
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Yes, same thing with most Russian Systems. The S-300-S400-S500 and smaller types all kick the missile well clear of the launch tube before the main thrusters kick in. Fun to watch the side thrusters postion the missile in the right attitude before ignition.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 05:54 | 4284709 giggler321
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Anyone else notice the driver has a first aid kit - they think of everything these Russians.  If you see an odd looking north star, run and remember to blame the Democrats.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:41 | 4283556 Debugas
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it is an ICBM in your pants

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:32 | 4283679 Deathrips
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We fucks you ups Lebowski! We are nialists...give us the Money Lebowski!

 

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:55 | 4283946 MK ultra
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ALL YOUR PHALIC SYMBOLS ARE NOW BELONG TO US

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:32 | 4283529 kill switch
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Gotta love it,,,the fucking Russians have a sense of humor.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:35 | 4283547 ebear
Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:30 | 4283794 kill switch
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Like this news conference...Russian style fucking beautiful!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snkGhWFV2a4

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:43 | 4283813 max2205
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Remember. Day wear. ...evening wear.....still the same in Russia

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:31 | 4283536 NOZZLE
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Haha, good for them, I thought that obanga and that dumb slash hilary had reset relations with Russia after cowboy Boooosh.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:56 | 4283591 suteibu
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They did.  Only not the way they thought.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:07 | 4283602 Emergency Ward
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Reset to raise the threat level -- ha ha ha  Amurican Cowboy..........I wanna see Hilarity dressed up as Calamity Jane and Obomba as the Marlboro Man, with the cigarette hanging out of his pouting child mouth......make no mistake, comrade Vladimir, mahn is bigger'n your'n and we're aimin' to set up some ah our'n pointed at ya'all....peace ain't an option with the MIC breathin' down mah neck and Ah aim ta please them that put me where ah am...Chief Cowboy what be in Charge of the Missiles of Doom......

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:47 | 4283822 max2205
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Scary thing is we haven't won a war in 70 yeays...

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:33 | 4283905 knukles
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Yeah, but all my buds say that's why we need to have more before they beat us.

Uh huh....

Some folks just don't get it...

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:49 | 4283941 Emergency Ward
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The progressive educational system preaches that winning isn't what counts.......we score high for participation.....

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 22:35 | 4284335 logicalman
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In the UK,during the Cold War, it was a common joke that US was late into WW1 and WW2, but they weren't going to let that happen witn WW3

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 04:36 | 4284679 Yes We Can. But...
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Didnt we kick some ass in Grenada?

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:20 | 4283650 Freddie
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As Obama purges the officer ranks. The Pentagon is filled with cowards who only care about pensions, budgets and weapon systems.   Any US military unit that had Santa or anything to do with Christmas would be court martialed.  The Russians and Putin stood up for Christians in Syria.

Putin has stones and he is in checkmate with those Gazprom pipelines.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:27 | 4283672 ebworthen
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Obama and a great many in the political ranks of both sides as well as the weasels being promoted in the military you speak of - don't care if Christians are slaughtered in Syria, the rest of the Middle East, Africa, or anywhere else - while they and the Military Industrial Complex (MIC) grind our Christian boys and girls up guarding poppy and oil fields to benefit the soul-less kleptoligarchy.  It's a tragedy.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:58 | 4283954 Kirk2NCC1701
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Well, in that case I suggest they "adapt"...
If these Christians were to call themselves Zionists or Jews (as a Flag of Convenience), perhaps they'd get immediate military response against their attackers.

If you can't or refuse to do what you need to survive (are too dumb or too stubborn -- both of which are Learning Disabilities), you don't deserve to. IOW, where "Jesus" or fellow-so-called-Christians won't help you, accepting Darwinism will.

p.s. Where's Pope Francis in all this, or all the Protestant Born-Again or pyramid-scheming Zio-Evangelists? The ROI not good enough for such risky efforts? Fucking hypocrites! Christian is as Christian does.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 20:05 | 4284060 Freddie
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What was the story with the German Pope "retiring" for this Jesuit?   How many times has a Pope retired since the inception of the Catholic Church?  Once?  Something is up with that.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 22:42 | 4284346 logicalman
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pretty sure the last one was about 500 years ago.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 22:37 | 4284337 logicalman
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It's not about religion - IT'S ABOUT GREED

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:16 | 4283863 Rafferty
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"The Pentagon is filled with cowards who only care about pensions, budgets and weapon systems."

 

And movong into an MIC enterprise after they 'retire'.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:56 | 4283947 Emergency Ward
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The fucking Obama-Grinch launched a deadly drone attack in Pakistan on Christmas Day.  Fuck him with a predator drone.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 08:30 | 4324446 Optimusprime
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"The Pentagon is filled with cowards who only care about pensions, budgets and weapon systems."

--And being politically correct about race and gender and the "unsinkable aircraft carrier" in the Middle East!  These first of all, unfortunately.  This means they are all either liars or cynics.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:19 | 4283654 ebworthen
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They realize that Europe and the U.S. are run by a bunch of juvenile narcissist pussies.

We haven't had a President with balls since Reagan.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:52 | 4283724 Things that go bump
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You're mistaking Alzheimer's for cojones. His last term Nancy ran the country with her astrologer for an advisor. 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:37 | 4283910 knukles
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Still beat the shit outa what we got today.
Which is a very seriously worrisome thought.....

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:35 | 4283793 lolmao500
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Balls... Reagan cold war strategy was to look fucking crazy so that the Ruskies would be scared shitless of him. Hell in the first week of his presidency, he made the biggest war exercise in the history of the US right off Russia. 

And Reagan gave amnesty to million of illegals... Reagan was really the puppet Bush CIA Sr.... Reagan raised taxes several times during his term... He appointed that SOB Alan Greenspan as FED chairman... He started the ``war on drugs``...  Then you got Iran-contra...

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:22 | 4283873 Rafferty
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Like most  US Presidents Reagan was merely a front for the real powers/permanent Government. Just that he was totally clueless about everything as well, e.g. when he was abroad on diplomatic missions he frequently literally didn't know what country he was in.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 11:49 | 4285152 Idisq
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former Merrill Lynch CEO Don Regan tells Ronald Reagan to speed it up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR3RqMMIwD4

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 21:33 | 4284203 Overfed
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Nickson (my ecks key is broken) started the "war on drugs".

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 19:09 | 4283977 Kirk2NCC1701
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Ronny Raygun was just a useful Propaganda Mouthpiece & Prop for TPTB.

All the talk of Nancy & Astrologers was just a snow-job, to conceal the real Puppet Master: George HW Bush.

History has shown that the real strategic intent was to force the Russians into bankruptcy/collapse with an Arms Race (both real and imagined).

Don't think that Russia and China will fall for that trick again. If anything, the intent might be to return the favor.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 20:08 | 4284063 Freddie
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They tried to take him out.  Someone said the alzheimer's was a prion.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:44 | 4283812 kashey
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actually instead of "reset" they wrote "overload", just 2 letters in russian change everything - perezagruzka (reset) - peregruzka (overload).

 quite simbolic, what did freud say about such mistakes?

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:36 | 4283542 Yen Cross
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  Is that Mistletoe all over the top of that nuke? lol classic Ruskie style.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:22 | 4283663 Oracle 911
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From Russia with Love. LOL

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 06:06 | 4284714 BorisTheBlade
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Dear Santa, ... oh Sh~

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:34 | 4283544 Seize Mars
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It's all from Lord R.

"Straight Outta London."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpuwjsTTnKo

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:34 | 4283545 PacOps
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Whos the babe next to Santa?

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:43 | 4283561 stant
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anna chapman

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:41 | 4283562 cossack55
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The one in the white Sable?

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:43 | 4283570 jimmytorpedo
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Mrs. Claws.

She also likes to watch young children while they're sleeping.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:51 | 4283585 All is chosen
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My sister. She used to be into priests, but finds she can get more out of a cossack 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:12 | 4283625 skifff
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Girls name is Snegurochka:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snegurochka

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:26 | 4283661 PacOps
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Yes. It would seem yours is the highest probability of being correct. However, the possibility of it being Anna Chapman would be very, very funny indeed. Either way, we all get some education thanks to you and profound insight into Russian humor. ***** for both.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:42 | 4283702 skifff
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It's not a probability it's a fact.;-)

Anna is a host of one of the shows on one of the russian TV chennels, and she is a "redhead", girl on the picture is blond...

So let's look at the "cold facts" ;-))) Happy New Year!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:37 | 4283551 williambanzai7
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FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:53 | 4283590 mofreedom
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If Russia knew true love they (as some fine lady said) would let Snowden be the Russian representative to the Winter games, to counter the fabulous gay boyfriends of Obama Obama is sending over there to tell Russia:  in your face, we're queer, and we're here.

God I hate my government!!!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:19 | 4283656 Freddie
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If Americans had guts - they would nominate Snowden for President and vote him into office.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:25 | 4283670 mofreedom
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Get rid of Rove and the Chamber of Commerce and we'll talk.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:54 | 4283727 Things that go bump
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We can still write him in.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:37 | 4283552 Gringo Viejo
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"You talkin' to me? I don't see nobody else standin' here.
So you must be talkin' to me." .....Travis Bickle

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:38 | 4283557 Bo Peep
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Looks like a mechanical vibrator for Janet Yellons inauguration

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:42 | 4283565 dexter_morgan
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big middle finger salute

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:45 | 4283567 b_thunder
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They better use it soon, because in 20-25 years everyone on this photo (except the female in white) will be dead from smoking, aids, heroin, air/water pollution, and, most importantly, from alcohol. Especially the poisonous alcohol that will preliferate once Putin's vodka price increases take place in 3 days, on Jan 1.  Massive alcohol poisonings took place in and after 1986 when Gorbachev tried to limit supply. History will be repeated in 2014.

The male life expectancy will drop further, the popualtion will continue to decrease.  In a few decades the Chinese will occupy half of Siberia.  Russia still has the old nukes, but they may not have anyone to repair, service, and launch them in 20 short years.

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:00 | 4283595 TahoeBilly2012
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What yer sayin is it takes party animals to engineer weaponry and shit, which is exactly what was going down in So Cal and Nevada when we were at our best in weaponry in the 50's...your statement is lame. 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:22 | 4283664 MrPalladium
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"The male life expectancy will drop further, the popualtion will continue to decrease.  In a few decades the Chinese will occupy half of Siberia.  Russia still has the old nukes, but they may not have anyone to repair, service, and launch them in 20 short years."

I'll take the other side of that trade!!!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:22 | 4283715 skifff
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Do yourself a favor, check the age of American ICBMs and Russian, than compare results... You might be up for a surprise!;-)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:09 | 4283839 kashey
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we're just going 2 steps ahead of you, americans. what we had in 90s you're going to have in a couple of years when dollar explodes. so just prepare to experiense the same misery or even worse since you have climbed higher and have longer way to fall

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:35 | 4283906 Rafferty
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News update: The precipitous decline of that country's population has stopped.  However, ethnic Russians continue to decline (helped by the way by massive prosletysing for and free provision of abortion by the Soros Foundation.  (Now why would they do that? /sarc.)   Russia is being transformed by mass immigration from the various surrounding 'stans' (i.e. Muslims), Africa(!) and re-immigration from Israel.  I visit Moscow regularly and it is just unrecognisable from 20 years ago.  Marseilles would be the closest comparison ethnically.

Despite appearances, Putin is no Russian nationalist and The Tribe are running the country even more than they were under Yeltsin.  Short anything Russian that you can. 

And I had such hopes.....(sigh)

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 06:17 | 4284718 kashey
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putin is serving jewish oligarkhs, how can he be a russian nationalist?

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:46 | 4283572 pot_and_kettle
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Bandar brand suppository

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:45 | 4283574 DeliciousSteak
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What is Santa doing there? Russians don't have Santa, they have the freezing-weather-man. Is this their way of saying "our intercontinental ballistic missiles are your intercontinental ballistic missiles?"

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:55 | 4283588 pot_and_kettle
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Saint Nicholas of Myra, aka " Santa Claus " is well known throughout Asia Minor, Eastern, and Western Europe.

Judging by that photo, hopefully W Europe knows a hint when it sees one :-)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:00 | 4283604 Real Estate Geek
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A response to NORAD's "new and improved" santa tracker.  (NOW with fighter jet escorts!)

http://tribwpmt.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/norad.jpg

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:23 | 4283632 skifff
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No, it's not Santa, it's Ded Moroz:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ded_Moroz

Funny fact is that Russian NAVY was entertaining the idia of naming one of it's newest nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine "Borei" class - "Saint Nickolas" or "Santa Claus" ;-)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 21:32 | 4284199 Anusocracy
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Name it the US Constitution.

America has no need for it.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 05:09 | 4284687 Bunga Bunga
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And Ded Moroz comes always with a hot Snegurochka.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snegurochka

I hope Rogozin tweets a hi res pircture of her next time.

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:49 | 4283577 holdbuysell
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Now that's high-powered marketing genius: keeping you and your capabilities at the top of mind with those who transact with you.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:04 | 4283750 TheLoveArtist
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Thanks Stevey, I get the feeling the Japanese are letting those reactores fester and spew out radiation with the USA in their crosshairs of the radioactive plumes as payback for WW2.  I expect this thing to go on for many years, until at least a fine dust coats the entire USA and we glow at night.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:51 | 4283586 hungarianboy
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LOL. That is simply EPIC! :-)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:53 | 4283589 logicalman
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There's enough damage potential in that one vehicle to destroy a civilisation - nothing to laugh about.

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:04 | 4283606 Yenbot
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Funny thing is, you fire it at NATO and it hits China instead. It's a win-win situation.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:58 | 4283592 buzzsaw99
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That thing is old and rusty I doubt if it even works. Vacuum tubes, transistor radio parts... :snark:

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:34 | 4283800 skifff
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I wonder if you studied physics in school?;-)

What is a difference between "vacuum tube" and semiconductor based electronics in the event of nuclear blast? Hmmm...;-)

"That thing is old and rusty" - that thing is at least 20 years younger than ANYTHING comparable in american arsenal...

You can check me;-)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:39 | 4283807 buzzsaw99
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lighten up francis

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:54 | 4283814 skifff
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Thanks for your concern, but some .edu did not hurt anyone... Learn s.t. about subject before broadcasting;-) Cheers!;-)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 21:25 | 4284184 SolarSystem1932
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Look skippy, both tubes and semiconductors will be vaporized, regardless of where in that warhead they reside.

Physics, smyzics, don't give a rat fart about your skroolin'

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 22:50 | 4284369 skifff
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Right back at you skippy:-)

Captain obvious also convinced that in the warhead itself it doesn't matter...

agreed;)

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:07 | 4283609 MrTown3
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More crazy white people shit...

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:18 | 4283647 FredFlintstone
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Yep, we stopped using knives a long time ago.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:03 | 4283612 ramacers
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the russiks can smell the soft underbelly of our culture. does anyone really think we can stand up to them the way they did hitler? we asked for it.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:03 | 4283613 Stuck on Zero
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That missile is to protect Russia from invaders?  Twenty years ago Russia went completely defenseless and no-one invaded.  How do governments sell this garbage to their citizens?

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:09 | 4283626 Anusocracy
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Ask your typical American.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:20 | 4283641 czarangelus
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Russia was invaded financially in the 90's, and America sponsored local oligarchs to steal all the resources and capital from the working class in exchange for a cut, just like they do in scores of other countries.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:44 | 4283706 TheLoveArtist
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Those Fiddlers were dancing so hard on the roofs of the Kremlin they almost caved the place in.  Thank God that Putin made them stop it.  Now the Fiddlers are using the ill gotten gains to buy mansions and megayachts in the UK and a soccer club here and there ala Abramovich style.

As one of Europe's Greatest Statesmen Freederick the Great of Prussia wrote in his Testament politique that: We have too many Jews in the towns. They are needed on the Polish border because in these areas Hebrews alone perform trade. As soon as you get away from the frontier, the Jews become a disadvantage, they form cliques, they deal in contraband and get up to all manner of rascally tricks which are detrimental to Christian burghers and merchants. I have never persecuted anyone from this or any other sect; I think, however, it would be prudent to pay attention, so that their numbers do not increase.

Kind of goes along with the Jewish Proverb "Always Take"

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:00 | 4283736 HerrDoktor
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been a Jew my whole life, never heard that proverb

I guess we're from the "Never Again" clique

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:25 | 4283782 TheLoveArtist
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Hey Docsters not saying all Jews subscribe to the proverb, but you can't deny that there sure are a lot of slime balls in the news from your Tribe stealing whenever and whatever they can, kind of like the Muslim moderates being quiet about the Radicals.  You Jews do bear a collective responsibility since after all a lot of that money gets donated to Jew causes and old age homes.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:24 | 4283669 skifff
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"...Russia went completely defenseless..." - ??? please, DO tell!;-)))

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 22:29 | 4284318 logicalman
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From '45 to '49 they were basically defenseless - US had nukes and they didn't. Curtis LeMay suggested bombing them 'back to the Stone Age' while they still could.

Nice Guy, old Curtis.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 22:40 | 4284348 skifff
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"From '45 to '49 they were basically defenseless - US had nukes and they didn't"

- they definitely would of if... they had enough to cause any substantial damage...;-)

Fact is they didn't, all they had was "presented" over Hiroshima and Nagasaki...;-) Stalin was not impressed.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 23:29 | 4284436 cynicalskeptic
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The US was more 'show' than substance post WWII - we didn't exactly HAVE very many A-bombs at that point - or anything beyond B-29's for delivering them.  The US was demobilizing big time from 45-49, sending its planes and tasnks to the smelter.   Look at how we were caught when North Korea invaded the South.  Mad scramble to find planes and troops to send - then we wer cutting basic training short to send new raw troops.

The Russians go the shit kicked out of them early on in WWII - thanks in part to Stalin's purges of the officer corps.  BUT they held on and came back, taking the vast proportion of allied casualties.   You can argue that they would not have come back without US aid but I suspect they would have only taken a little bit longer.  Russian tanks were far better than anything the US or Britain produced - the equals of some pretty good German armor and by war's end their aircraft were pretty good as well.  The late Yaks and La-5/7 series were as good as the US Mustang and Thunderbolt while the US had nothing to match the Sturmovik for tank killing. The Soviets produced artillery and tanks in prodigious numbers and came up short only in support vehicles, using the trucks provided by the US for logistical support.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:23 | 4283877 silvermail
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During the period from 1798 to 2002, the United States used military force abroad 238 times.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:27 | 4283880 kashey
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russia in any condition is not defenseless, because too many russians are irrationally devoted to idea of defending the country whatever it takes.

for example the greatest miracle which i, as a russian, still can't understand - how in gravest, crazy, hard times in 90s officers in strategic forces without being payed for months managed not to proliferate nuclear weapons. when billions of dollars where stolen by criminals not a single pennyless man in nuclear forces left his duty

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 19:07 | 4283974 Freddie
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+1

RT had a good interview where Putin mocks the USSA.   He said they ignored us after the fall and left us along to play with our "old rusty" weapons.  He chuckled because he knows he made sure all the Russian missiles were updated and are now very deadly.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 02:30 | 4284621 TheLoveArtist
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I am sure Nato was hoping most of the russian nuclear arsenal would of been sold off and left the country where they easily could nab and get those warheads off the markets.  Look if all those warheads would of left their little happy spots on those missiles the big threat would of been gone.  Dont tell me about how terrorists blah blah could of used those weapons.  Those things are not exactly the easiest things to move around.  They are far deadlier on a missile.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:09 | 4283619 janus
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clearly, the deputy is a homophobe.

maybe he's pissed about our chechnyian proxies bombing their subway (that, my friends, was a 'real' terrorist attack)?

then there's the icbm battery and permanent-rapid-deployment missile silos (offensively targeted, mind you) in poland.

maybe it's our renewed activities in georgia?

maybe it's a bad batch of vodka.

maybe there's argot in the borscht.

maybe russian economists are rather deft with their slide-rules, and know how much time amorica has left to foment full-scale-ecumenical (or, did i mean, 'economical' $$$) warfare?

maybe it was our attempt at splintering russia along the fissures of various fiefdoms run by slimy oligarchs?

maybe, just maybe, while we've been about playing the politics of infinitely atomized divisiveness and loosing a flock of depraved and psychopathic neer-do-wells to artifically invert the Natural Order of mankind and tincture his intrinsic affinities with hedonism and fear...maybe, just maybe, ole vladamir has been playing chess.  God bless us.

maybe there is more to this ukraine thing than anybody suspects...maybe germany's in play?

nope, probably just homophobic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv6_xSVZowM

janus

 

 

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:50 | 4283716 TheLoveArtist
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Or maybe you still are a Gentile Slave living in an AIPAC dominated Jewtocracy while they got their Jews under control.  Dont forget their leading Jew Rabbi Ovadia Yosef called Gentiles " Goyim jackasses meant to serve their Jew Masters"  At least your Gentile women are doing that quite well in Tel Aviv the Sex Slave Capital of the World.  Guess you are not homophobic about having the Jews stick their Devil's Pitchforks ie the Menorahs up Gentile buts.  By the way one million Heebies turned out for the slime ball Rabbi's funeral a few months ago, and Nety even cried.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 20:59 | 4284154 janus
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oh, my poor-dear boy...what's to be done with you?  you've really fucked-up this time -- you've gone full-trayvon on poor ole janus; and now i'm invoking 'stand-your-ground'.

as becomes my lil idiom, perhaps i'll set the tone with song:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPHL4Q86t4

janus...a slave?  i mean to say...the nerve!  actually, from hence-forth, i'm going to speak past you, loveartist...mother raised me to never-ever-ever poke fun at retards. that being said: it is my sincerest expectation that you will, in spite of the embarrassing shortcommings from which you both ceaselessly suffer AND insist on advertising, pick up some of what janus is laying down.

i'll hazard a bit of allegory to begin:

The Story of the Wandering Jew:

so you're all familiar with the story of Christ's crucifixion?  maybe most of it...but there are parts both apocryphal anecdotal that have, over the millenia, been grafted into its overall arc.  i'm narrowing-in now on the story to which i above referred -- the nomadic hebrew.

i'll start the story in the part most poignant to our discussion:

...The Savior of Man is staggering along, weary (as one might expect He'd be) from the burden of the cross, peeved over all that's befallen Him, vexed at both roman and hebrew alike...crown of thorns, scourged, reed for a scepter -- just all out of sorts.  

so there's this jew standing, arms akimbo, in the foremost of his vestibule observing the whole spectacle; and after a cursory scrutinization of The Savior, he gives The Christ a dismissive spit, and says, 'move along'.  pitiless fellow, this future man of no land.

The Messiah answers and says, 'no! thou, movest along -- forevah!'

there are certain other ancillary aspects to this sorry sojourner and his hopeless pursuit of place and belonging...but mentioning it may, for some, occlude the larger meaning.

that was an allegory for both the cause & effect of diaspora.  

as far as what's 'real' and whatnot...emperors titus and hadrian did much to scatter this stiff-necked and stubborn people -- cast them to the four-winds, they did.  the blood of scores of hundreds of thousands gushed through the streets of Jerusalem...and all because of this one, ornery jew.  or so the legend goes.

the point is, your fears of a 'jew world order' are wildly overblown.  sheesh! the anglo rules the world -- has for some time now.  we out-right dominate four of the seven continents; and we have the remaining 3 well in hand.  the jew is a tool; his paranoia makes him so.

and so, now that things are working again to their natural and inevitable ends, the jew's feet are being dangled above the fire.  really-really terrible times ahead for the hebrew.  

only The Messiah can restore their homeland...or so the legend goes.  the jew got ahead of himself; finally placed his trust in the anglo after trying the roman, then the muhammadan, then the ottoman, tinkered about with the slavo-man, tested his toe in chinamanland, and, well, full-circle, back once more to we who bear the scepter of civilization...and, well, now paranoia sets in (again) -- and they will, once again, make themselves the fulcrum of our leverage.  grazie, juda!  poor-poor wandering jew.

this is the way the game works.  

war is on the way.

mars in mustering something fantazmagorical in the near-offing.

but, if you weary hating jews, hate the anglo all you want...wanna live under some calaphate?  like the slavic way of doing things? fancy a sino-state of affairs, do you?  right, well, understand this: the anglo-enterprise has been infiltrated, maligned and altogether contorted.  time to right the ship. a bit of purging is in order, janus thinks. liberty and civilization to all!

just remember this whence you start to rattle about your shed and wrap your wrathful grip about some pitchfork or other implement of ire, the jew is no better nor worse than you.  may God Above damn the man who rounds up innocents to slaughter in the stead of some abstraction of devilry.     

psst...judah, if'n i were you, i'd make haste and show some real fealty.  you are not going to like what's in those 28 censored pages.  sorta like nixon's 17 deleted minutes -- but these were never deleted (and for a reason). 

the jews are a diminutive peoples and spiteful bunch...but they are not without their merits.

the jew's problems are, for the better part, much of his own making; but that's not to say we don't encourage him along the way.

you see, the jew started thinking that arabia was to be his colony.  not so fast.  the jew, as is his wont, got WAY ahead of himself.  made a bunch of big trouble; and now...well, he doesn't quite know where to turn -- being diminutive and all, he needs him a big-brother.

janus don't write manifestos....stay tuned and i'll fill you in as things pass (or, rather, right before they do).

now, here's a lil ditty to piss-off everybody:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU

forever & ever,

janus

 

 

 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 22:54 | 4284374 Apeman
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lolwut?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 02:50 | 4284635 janus
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lil simian, i don't know if you'll ever get it...i don't expect that you will -- and nature demands that you don't.

the world needs ditch-diggers, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiRGRvE_Wqg

six letters and a piece of punctuation?...pitiable.  i want to conduct an experiment on you, apeman.  i promise, you won't feel a thing (and you'll thank me later).  

lol-say-what?,,,don't get mad at janus as he calls a spade a spade.  it's just the way apeman was made...God bless him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsA5Sec6dAI

soft & warm/

food or security?/

nothing more than a feeding machine/

...but fulfills some fundamental needs,

janus (p.s. all test subjects are inevitably put-down; feeding machines aren't cheap, after all)

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 03:11 | 4284642 TheLoveArtist
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I can see why ANUS makes up part of your name and perhaps brain also.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:08 | 4283622 jack stephan
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Well you got to give them the really fucked up humor award, all I can think of is the bar Kay's playing.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:11 | 4283629 Emergency Ward
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Just wondering, would one of these fit when size matters?  A peace offering, Vlad?

http://www.condomjungle.com/contempo-mega-condoms/

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:15 | 4283638 Curt W
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is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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