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Russia Wishes NATO A Happy New Year... As Only Russia Can

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Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin has sent NATO a rather unusual New Year's card... picturing Santa alongside a Russian inter-continental ballistic missile.




Direct from his Twitter account - the Deputy PM literally says "We wish our friends from NATO a Happy New Year"


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Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:30 | 4283528 Stackers
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Is that an ICBM in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:32 | 4283535 strannick
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Maybe Prince Bandar will find it in his stocking

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:37 | 4283546 malikai
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I think that's the Topol-M.

Those things have up to 7 warheads on em.

It'll ruin your day.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:39 | 4283558 cossack55
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....as visions of Slim Pickens danced in their heads.....

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:56 | 4283594 mjcOH1
Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:10 | 4283628 SafelyGraze
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Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:20 | 4283645 BaBaBouy
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Priority: $$$ WOAR ECONOMIES...
SAD Fucking Picture For All Of EARTH's Humanities (USA Included!)...

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 04:24 | 4284671 Yes We Can. But...
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On par with McCain singing Bomb Bomb Iran...

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 08:28 | 4284785 Mesquite
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And when all those eletes run for cover into their underground complex...

And after many years, they run out of food...

They can resort to cannibalism...


Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:20 | 4283649 Ying-Yang
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NSA known as Tailored Access Operations, or TAO, which is painted as an elite team of hackers specializing in stealing data from the toughest of targets.

One of the most striking reported revelations concerned the NSA's alleged ability to spy on Microsoft Corp.'s crash reports, familiar to many users of the Windows operating system as the dialogue box which pops up when a game freezes or a Word document dies.


Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:37 | 4283802 Buck Johnson
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And that wasn't all, they where also getting between the purchaser and the company (Dell,seagate, etc. etc.) delivery of computers and devices that they would install spyware on them (bet it was hardwired onto the system) and deliver it to the designated person or company.  Essentially hijacking your delivery and putting a spy system in your house or business via a computer or device. 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:34 | 4283902 Lore
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Tampering with mail is a federal offense. People who do that are criminals.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 04:28 | 4284674 Yes We Can. But...
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People who do it are criminal.
Gubmints that do it are evil.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:29 | 4283787 RafterManFMJ
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Someone set us up the bomb.

What you say?

We have no chance to survive.

Make your time.


Mon, 12/30/2013 - 00:04 | 4284490 RafterManFMJ
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You get this, you get a gold star...

Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen.

May the Blessings of the Bomb Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout, descend upon us all. This day and forever more.

Congregation - "Amen!!"

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 07:01 | 4284739 Ourrulersknowbest
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That's just monkeying around

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 16:47 | 4286368 duffelpud
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What is "A Sequel Too Far" for a gold star, Alex.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:20 | 4283631 BaBaBouy
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Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:32 | 4283798 Son of Captain Nemo
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The F-14 and it's phoenix missile system...

Might as well get nostalgic because at least back in those days we had money to make them work and keep them functioning.

I wouldn't be to sure about what that picture looks like at the moment.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:58 | 4283958 silvermail
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F-14 - it what has been shot down in Syria with a fire from cannon?

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 19:00 | 4283965 Jorgen
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F-14 - it what has been shot down in Syria with a fire from cannon?

No, it wasn't F-14. It was a Turkish junk F-4 Phantom II which was meant to be lost. Turkey was simply probing Syrian air defences.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:12 | 4283761 Stoploss
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Anybody feel safer yet??

Where are the pics of our shit?? The only image one can conjure up is a pile of rusted tubes buried underground..

As Barry soaks up Plutonium in Buhbyii....


Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:01 | 4283607 Anusocracy
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Santa should have delivered it to the Eccles Building.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:48 | 4283939 garypaul
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Yes, and Topol-M is also great for giving smokers a shiny white set of teeth!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:41 | 4283550 The Juggernaut
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Is this a message to the Saudi's who hate Gazprom because the Russian stopped the Nabucco pipeline job?  Aka stop the overthrow of Assad and install a dictator to link the pipe from Saudi Arabia into Syria and into Turkey then on to Europe?  Yes.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 01:06 | 4284558 Crash Overide
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Yup... Love them or hate them Russia's pimp hand is strong lately.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:30 | 4283788 Chuck Walla
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Your Pal, 




Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:37 | 4283806 max2205
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LOL...NATO TRANSLATED IS HATO.....CATO my little yelow friend

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:44 | 4283817 BlowsAgainstthe...
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I'd prefer he find it up his ass.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:12 | 4283849 Rafferty
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In view of today's explosion Bandar ('I control the Chechen rebels') would need to step carefully.  You don't f*ck with Vlad.


And good for Russia and that card.  NATO has, since the fall of Communism, been poking and prodding and undermining that country, often in flagrant breach of solemn promises given by NATO 20 years ago.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:59 | 4283962 silvermail
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In the world there is no NATO and has never been before. There is only the United States and their vassals.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 08:51 | 4284799 Ghordius
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calling us vassals is still not nice. we prefer the term allies

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 09:04 | 4284819 i-dog
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'Axis of Evil' is more appropriate. :-P

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 11:24 | 4285058 silvermail
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Allies - is equal or nearly equal partners, each of whom has the right to follow their own interests. But NATO relationship - is a relationship between the owner and vassals.
This becomes obvious if you take a closer look at the NATO Charter. I mean, a section on the command of NATO forces, as well as a section on the order of entry and exit for participating countries in the NATO and from the NATO back.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 08:39 | 4284792 Mesquite
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It's the NATO countries that are plagued with the Chemtrails...

Just something to ponder...


Mon, 12/30/2013 - 08:52 | 4284801 Ghordius
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for example the logic behind this chemtrail theory? Russia behind it?

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 19:07 | 4283970 SgtShaftoe
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I think the missle would be better placed up Bandar's Ass.  Just the tip, see how it feels. 

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 22:29 | 4284325 logicalman
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All the way!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:32 | 4283539 Headbanger
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Holy shit!  That missile must vaporize the launch vehicle when it lifts off!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:36 | 4283549 seek
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Usually they use a ballistic kick motor to launch the missile up a bit before lighting the big engine so it doesn't fry the launcher: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOQNJ58YIoo

You can see in the video the kick pushing the missile out of the tube, and then the primary engine lighting once it's clear.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:48 | 4283819 Jack Burton
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Yes, same thing with most Russian Systems. The S-300-S400-S500 and smaller types all kick the missile well clear of the launch tube before the main thrusters kick in. Fun to watch the side thrusters postion the missile in the right attitude before ignition.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 05:54 | 4284709 giggler321
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Anyone else notice the driver has a first aid kit - they think of everything these Russians.  If you see an odd looking north star, run and remember to blame the Democrats.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:41 | 4283556 Debugas
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it is an ICBM in your pants

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 16:32 | 4283679 Deathrips
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We fucks you ups Lebowski! We are nialists...give us the Money Lebowski!



Sun, 12/29/2013 - 18:55 | 4283946 MK ultra
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Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:32 | 4283529 kill switch
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Gotta love it,,,the fucking Russians have a sense of humor.

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:35 | 4283547 ebear
Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:30 | 4283794 kill switch
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Like this news conference...Russian style fucking beautiful!!!



Sun, 12/29/2013 - 17:43 | 4283813 max2205
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Remember. Day wear. ...evening wear.....still the same in Russia

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 15:31 | 4283536 NOZZLE
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Haha, good for them, I thought that obanga and that dumb slash hilary had reset relations with Russia after cowboy Boooosh.

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