Russia Wishes NATO A Happy New Year... As Only Russia Can

Tyler Durden's picture

Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin has sent NATO a rather unusual New Year's card... picturing Santa alongside a Russian inter-continental ballistic missile.




Direct from his Twitter account - the Deputy PM literally says "We wish our friends from NATO a Happy New Year"


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Stackers's picture

Is that an ICBM in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?

strannick's picture

Maybe Prince Bandar will find it in his stocking

malikai's picture

I think that's the Topol-M.

Those things have up to 7 warheads on em.

It'll ruin your day.

cossack55's picture visions of Slim Pickens danced in their heads.....

BaBaBouy's picture

Priority: $$$ WOAR ECONOMIES...
SAD Fucking Picture For All Of EARTH's Humanities (USA Included!)...

Yes We Can. But Lets Not.'s picture

On par with McCain singing Bomb Bomb Iran...

Mesquite's picture

And when all those eletes run for cover into their underground complex...

And after many years, they run out of food...

They can resort to cannibalism...


Ying-Yang's picture

NSA known as Tailored Access Operations, or TAO, which is painted as an elite team of hackers specializing in stealing data from the toughest of targets.

One of the most striking reported revelations concerned the NSA's alleged ability to spy on Microsoft Corp.'s crash reports, familiar to many users of the Windows operating system as the dialogue box which pops up when a game freezes or a Word document dies.

Buck Johnson's picture

And that wasn't all, they where also getting between the purchaser and the company (Dell,seagate, etc. etc.) delivery of computers and devices that they would install spyware on them (bet it was hardwired onto the system) and deliver it to the designated person or company.  Essentially hijacking your delivery and putting a spy system in your house or business via a computer or device. 

Lore's picture

Tampering with mail is a federal offense. People who do that are criminals.

Yes We Can. But Lets Not.'s picture

People who do it are criminal.
Gubmints that do it are evil.

RafterManFMJ's picture

Someone set us up the bomb.

What you say?

We have no chance to survive.

Make your time.


RafterManFMJ's picture

You get this, you get a gold star...

Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen.

May the Blessings of the Bomb Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout, descend upon us all. This day and forever more.

Congregation - "Amen!!"

duffelpud's picture

What is "A Sequel Too Far" for a gold star, Alex.

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

The F-14 and it's phoenix missile system...

Might as well get nostalgic because at least back in those days we had money to make them work and keep them functioning.

I wouldn't be to sure about what that picture looks like at the moment.

silvermail's picture

F-14 - it what has been shot down in Syria with a fire from cannon?

Jorgen's picture

F-14 - it what has been shot down in Syria with a fire from cannon?

No, it wasn't F-14. It was a Turkish junk F-4 Phantom II which was meant to be lost. Turkey was simply probing Syrian air defences.

Stoploss's picture

Anybody feel safer yet??

Where are the pics of our shit?? The only image one can conjure up is a pile of rusted tubes buried underground..

As Barry soaks up Plutonium in Buhbyii....


Anusocracy's picture

Santa should have delivered it to the Eccles Building.

garypaul's picture

Yes, and Topol-M is also great for giving smokers a shiny white set of teeth!

The Juggernaut's picture

Is this a message to the Saudi's who hate Gazprom because the Russian stopped the Nabucco pipeline job?  Aka stop the overthrow of Assad and install a dictator to link the pipe from Saudi Arabia into Syria and into Turkey then on to Europe?  Yes.

Crash Overide's picture

Yup... Love them or hate them Russia's pimp hand is strong lately.

Chuck Walla's picture


Your Pal, 




max2205's picture

LOL...NATO TRANSLATED IS HATO.....CATO my little yelow friend

BlowsAgainsttheEmpire's picture

I'd prefer he find it up his ass.

Rafferty's picture

In view of today's explosion Bandar ('I control the Chechen rebels') would need to step carefully.  You don't f*ck with Vlad.


And good for Russia and that card.  NATO has, since the fall of Communism, been poking and prodding and undermining that country, often in flagrant breach of solemn promises given by NATO 20 years ago.

silvermail's picture

In the world there is no NATO and has never been before. There is only the United States and their vassals.

Ghordius's picture

calling us vassals is still not nice. we prefer the term allies

i-dog's picture

'Axis of Evil' is more appropriate. :-P

silvermail's picture

Allies - is equal or nearly equal partners, each of whom has the right to follow their own interests. But NATO relationship - is a relationship between the owner and vassals.
This becomes obvious if you take a closer look at the NATO Charter. I mean, a section on the command of NATO forces, as well as a section on the order of entry and exit for participating countries in the NATO and from the NATO back.

Mesquite's picture

It's the NATO countries that are plagued with the Chemtrails...

Just something to ponder...


Ghordius's picture

for example the logic behind this chemtrail theory? Russia behind it?

SgtShaftoe's picture

I think the missle would be better placed up Bandar's Ass.  Just the tip, see how it feels. 

Headbanger's picture

Holy shit!  That missile must vaporize the launch vehicle when it lifts off!

seek's picture

Usually they use a ballistic kick motor to launch the missile up a bit before lighting the big engine so it doesn't fry the launcher:

You can see in the video the kick pushing the missile out of the tube, and then the primary engine lighting once it's clear.

Jack Burton's picture

Yes, same thing with most Russian Systems. The S-300-S400-S500 and smaller types all kick the missile well clear of the launch tube before the main thrusters kick in. Fun to watch the side thrusters postion the missile in the right attitude before ignition.

Razor_Edge's picture

Great to see you back Jack. Haven't seen you for a long time. Always welcome your perceptive and knowledgeable comments.

giggler321's picture

Anyone else notice the driver has a first aid kit - they think of everything these Russians.  If you see an odd looking north star, run and remember to blame the Democrats.

Debugas's picture

it is an ICBM in your pants

Deathrips's picture

We fucks you ups Lebowski! We are nialists...give us the Money Lebowski!



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kill switch's picture

Gotta love it,,,the fucking Russians have a sense of humor.