This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.
Russia Wishes NATO A Happy New Year... As Only Russia Can
Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin has sent NATO a rather unusual New Year's card... picturing Santa alongside a Russian inter-continental ballistic missile.
Life ??????????? ????? ?????? ?? ???? ? ????? ?????!) pic.twitter.com/e3fndoMlHa
— Dmitry Rogozin (@Rogozin) December 28, 2013
Direct from his Twitter account - the Deputy PM literally says "We wish our friends from NATO a Happy New Year"
»
- 66912 reads
- Printer-friendly version
- Send to friend
- advertisements -
Let's hope (for their sake) that this nuke works better than their reactors.
You mean compare to Westinghouse reactors in Fukusima? ;-)
They were GE, werent they?
They were GE, werent they?
Sorry, but the reactor in Fukushima has been made in the USA.
I can't help but to wonder if it is operational? The alchohol that is used as hydraulics in Russian military vehicles (due to extreme temperatures), has a way of disappearing.
Are you sure you want to check if it works?;-)
That is freaking awesome. I thought it was holly on the top for camoflauge, but it may be missiletoe. Boris, is that you?
I have to say, I appreciate their sense of humor. Even if it means nuclear winter...
This is just a very large vibrator for Michelle to ride while Barry is out nailing the Danish PM (and probably gluing her eyes shut too).
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-12-10/tuesday-unhumor-selfies-funeral
Good of the Russians to remember the day of Mandela's funeral/ POTUS selfies.
Pretty sure Barry is a faggot buddy.
i don't think there's much doubt he's a pancake. he did manage to father kids, but, what goes on behind closed doors is closed doors,
and for the time being, since he is a CIA creation, they are keeping the door closed as long as he continues to do as they say.
so, he may be capable of one thing, but what he prefers appears to be another. in regard to the p.m. of denmark, he's not interested in her, specifically, it's just the attention. remember, she vaguely resembles his mother, so he was just cutting up and trying to get mom's attention.
Santa will take a "selfie" with that dildo and will be sent to Obama!
Is the frog filing for a divorce after the Selfie?!
Happy New Year Bitchez
"Hey, Reggie, get a load of this big Russian Dick!"
"Looks yummmmy, Barry!"
Why don't superpowers put their ICBM's on the table and see who has the biggest one?
They don't because there is nothing to dispute... - SS-18 "Satan"
It was meant metaphorically as to describe the absurbity of the whole situation.
I understood;-)
But it's not a metaphor, unfortunatly, it's the world we live in... Happy new Year!
Happy New Year to you too and I hope that superpowers will stick to putting their willies on the table to compare who has the biggest ones and keep their ICBMs locked up.
OK and once again, they did compare... most of "us here" can confirm;-) Vladimir Putin is DA MAN;-)))
He doesn't even have to show up for the contest. Vlad gave the West multiple lessons this year.
In the US the libs would go ape shit since with saint Nick, it would be promoting Christmas.
Plus Santa is supposed to look more like like Morgan Freeman. Every college professor and anchor on MSNBC will tell you this as fact.
we will be paying for the mistakes of the first slave owners for a long time, but that will soon be replaced by our own complete replacement by the slaves of the new slave owners, the H1B monster. between the two, people of european descent are consumed, unless they are the 1%.
Nice rocket!
You have to admit their uniforms look good, as opposed to the clown suits US military likes to display.
Russian's national minimum wage is $160 per month.
To be clear what "minimum wage" term means in Russia:
"The minimum wage does not reflect money that people actually get, it is only used as a base for fines, calculation of salaries for budget / governmental employees etc.
Minimum wage per hour is not set, it is set per month." ;-)
Fuck off
Fuck you russian bastard. You'd gladly suck Putin's dick if you got the chance.
Obama's dick for you tastes better ?
Hey, russian fagot, get my dick out your mouth!
Boris will not be amused.
@ QuickFrozen
I knew in advance that you will somehow evade a direct answer to my simple question.
Only the weak can act strong.
Indeed!
And let this be a lesson to all "powerful" out there: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MGM-134_Midgetman
;-)))
Ever notice which countries parade all their rockets and shit through the center of town, while their pudgy leaders wear military uniforms covered in medals?
Yeah, that's right. The buttfuck ones.
If you asked a question then look here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqj1Trpsolw It's easy to find a lot of modern NATO country parades on youtube
If you made a statement about mobile ICBM, hmmm... answer is quite obvious US tried to develop mobile ICBM,"Midget man" but they could not...
Tradition of military parades is not a Russian invention... Who could parade - victors. Who are the victors (aside from Wall street;-)) I mean military victors? French? German? British?
In Russia it's a tradition to honor those who fought world war and won, they don't need to invent "superheroes" who saved the world they have real once who did it...
p.s. reference to other nations and their "leaders in medals" who "dare" to parade(?), I'd leave it to them...
ivan can handle the flashy gay from usa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06wGR1oOoC8
Strange.
The conflicts of the near future are between Russia/India on one side and China/Pakistan on the other.
Nato has no current or near future relevance.
not really, china will conquer siberia peacefully, with money.
as for the conflict - it will be between china and usa, but americans will fight via japaneze, indians etc., not themselves
China in any of the last centuries had been interested in Siberia...They all of a sadden got interested???;-)))
Well, they don't have capability to do anything about that... and it's not true at all anyway;-) Besides intantions (wich you voiced, they never did and never will) they simply can't...
Thank's, partly, to Russia's nuk arsenal, because if they do, then "...we choose to go to the Moon..." for them becomes not a dream but a reality...
So China is Russia's best buddy! Now and in any forseable future.
Don't create problems where there is none ...
They're paying with funny money - USD.
They should! USD still accepted...
Both Russian and Chinies companies (mostly state companies) took a lot of loans in USD and EUR,
RESERVES of both countries maintained for that reason... in case IT hits tha fan;-)
The title should be: "Merry Christmas!!! Toys of the apocalypse"
hey, have you been a member at pers-es by any chance?
Happy new year
http://www.naval-technology.com/projects/ohio/images/ohio2.jpg
lol
So I guess Saudi Arabia will run upto mummy (USA) and say that big nasty Russia is teasing it.
These two dollar hooker dictator countries like Saudi propped up by mummy and daddy USA because they need to suck on their oil stick ....
Now precious Saudi dictators are angry at mommy for not picking a fight with China and Russia.
This guy picking a fight with Putin ... on behalf of mommy....is totally fucking stupid. He thinks Russia and China cant undermine his own dictatorship aka USA does to dozens of countries?
Tradition.
"We released the girls girls from Pussy Riot....but we kept their sex toys"
D. Rogozin
Some times I wonder what would happened with "Pussy Riot" girls, if they did their stunt in synagogue let's say in NYC...
I guess we'll never know...;-)
Well for sure they would be shut our forever out of the entertainment industry LOL. JEWLLYWOOD dont take kindly to that. And they may just end up as Sex Slaves in Tel Aviv, the worlds capital for that sort of thing. Are Jewish women really that bad in bed???? Or maybe they ask to be paid too much money so their husbands get it for cheaper from the sex slaves.
Does this thing even work? It seems they are growing salad on it.. :P
Lol eat this radioactive salad and you will be shitting your entire internal organs if you are not a 'shadow of your former self already
:)
Dammit! And we 'forgot' to mail our National Christmas Cards...but managed to send the EID Greetings.
Russian leaders probably have short penises therefore they like to boast large missiles.
I know,
Usually person talk's about where it hurts the most...;-))) Do s.t. about it already;-) They say modern p. enlargments work like a charm;-)))Don't wait for russians to come and enlarge it for you, they wont... Putin sugested to one of the concerned that there are plenty of specialists in that area in Moscow or wait, was he talking about circumcision?;-)))
NATO should have all chipped in and bought Putin a box of tennis balls in return.
The concept of the first preemptive nuclear strike on Russia, openly discussed in the U.S.. Missile defense system deployed in Poland and other countries, is the main part of this concept.
It would be naive to believe that under these circumstances, Russians will sit and wait, for them to be destroyed by orders from Washington.
Probably people in U.S. ruling circles, do not understand very well, that Russia - is not Iraq, Libya, and even not Afghanistan.
You've got to admire Russian chutzpah.
You'd never see this sort of smart-assed humor from our American limp-dicks.
Ah horseshit.
Ya don't remember this classic?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv13ZnkpWos
Had the commies frothing from the mouth in helpless indignation, especially as they knew damn well their economy was more fucked than Lindsay Lohan at a crack dealer convention.
Not to pick nits, but you had to go back over 30 years to find a "real" man with an unscripted sense of humor - and it was off the record to boot - but a good catch, none the less
Yeah, your point is taken. The west definitely HAS lost it's sense of humour, no argument.
Just that quote from Ronnie was funny as hell.
Nowadays, the press would demand impeachment for that.
remember crazy Ivan?
He's back.
:)
That's not Santa in the photo, its the Hogfather.
"IT'S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather.
"You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh or cry or wet their pants?"
YES. NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL BELIEF.”
? Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Sometimes an ICBM is only an ICBM.
"My ones BIGGER than YOURS..."