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The following brilliant collage of actual photos put together by Frank Schallmaier at the Dutch Volkskrant, shows two things: a narcissistic, megalomanical, self-absorbed supreme ruler of a socialist paradise and another guy who apparently has an identical taste in propaganda pics.

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Mon, 12/30/2013 - 20:58 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Who is the chink then ?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:01 | Link to Comment slotmouth
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Has anyone seen Obama's Uncle recently?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:08 | Link to Comment nmewn
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THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE THAT OBAMA HAS KILLED HIS UNCLE OFF!!!

(Not yet anyways)

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:11 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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I haven't seen evidence of that place of birth either but...oh look!  DWTS is on!

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:27 | Link to Comment sunaJ
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Paranoid, crazies - all of you.  When it is your leader, it is not a dictator, it is "our freedom fighter" that has our best interest in mind, assuredly.*

 

 

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Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:26 | Link to Comment Cult_of_Reason
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A brilliant observation, in both examples, it is nothing more but the propaganda for the sheep.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:40 | Link to Comment i-dog
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At least someone put a fence between Obomber and the kids.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:53 | Link to Comment jaap
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Both are fan of the Chicago bulls. 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:07 | Link to Comment knukles
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How come only one guy has gloves on?
Did they wash their hands after leaving the men's room?
Are all the photos staged?
Who has the best barber?

All sorts of pertinent questions come to mind.

Like which is the greater risk to humanity as a whole?
Which is the greater risk to his own countrymen?

Who has better table manners?
Who gets the cool chicks in the selfies?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:29 | Link to Comment nmewn
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"Who gets the cool chicks in the selfies?"

We talkin quality or quantity?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:18 | Link to Comment SafelyGraze
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Banzai -- these are really great. keep up the good work!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:35 | Link to Comment old naughty
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but wait...who's copying who?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:08 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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I can't tell the difference.

Folks in Yemen could.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:24 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is quick spot dictator,... but who is handsome asian man?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 03:15 | Link to Comment flacon
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No dummies. That's that North Koreean Cha-kneese dictator. Our guy is all for DEMOCRACY. Hail Obama, leader of the FREE WORLD and uniter of the different races of the human race. /sarc

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 08:40 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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Barry likes to tate dic alright.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:32 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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They're exactly the same in every way except Kim Jong does not like Kimchi

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:24 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is once visit Korean and is shopping in market. Boris is cannot to read Hangul, so is look for Russia or English language sign and buy Kimchi. This is time Boris is not so fluent English and buy "Kimchi for pennies". Hint, do not put Kimchi in underwear.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:44 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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Keyboard is coffee spit all over is from Boris so funny Kimchi joke..  Good is keep keyboard have wrapped plastic Boris make so funny before.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:44 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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At least someone put a fence between Obomber and the kids.

That's standard security procedure when POTUS is operating near groups of potential drone targets.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:47 | Link to Comment WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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This reminded me of an episode of Gilligans Island, lo and behold found the short segment.  You can't make this up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlZOSGZnDtM

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:50 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Excellent!  Gilligan's Island was my brother's favorite show when we were young.  But to my knowledge, the more important question was never resolved, who was prettier?

Ginger

or 

Mary Anne

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:32 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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Well when they are BOTH stranded with you in your adolescent dreams, why decide?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:14 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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Ginger.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 03:56 | Link to Comment Lore
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Mary Anne.  No question.  Ginger would be high maintenance.  Anybody who walks around a deserted island in a sequined gown...!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 10:30 | Link to Comment jimmytorpedo
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Why is Mrs. Howell never included in this debate?

Marianne would definitely be the better shag over Ginger, but how do we know Mrs H. isn't a sex craved pervy cougar?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 16:12 | Link to Comment Lore
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1. Mrs. H. was married. It still matters.

2. She talked and acted like a senior citizen.  She was probably frigid.  Probably had a bladder suspension and walked around in diapers. Nothing sexy there. 

Rgds

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 11:27 | Link to Comment jez
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Seconded.

 

Man, would you just look at Mary Anne here.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rCy173y7Y

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 11:29 | Link to Comment TheSkipper1967
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That's what I said and had them both. They really know how to work that coconut cream.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:27 | Link to Comment post turtle saver
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I always went with "and"

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:58 | Link to Comment Beam Me Up Scotty
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Probably one of my first dreams of a threesome......  =)

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 06:01 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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Barry would go with the Professor.

 

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 08:36 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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"Little buddy."

 

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:00 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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My Lawd!  That means that Munny requires only the backing from a gun!  Whocouldanode?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 06:02 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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Add more grease and you have Bath House Barry!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 09:09 | Link to Comment CH1
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I dinged you for making me puke on my keyboard.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:36 | Link to Comment nmewn
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* This message brought to you by your feral government which is sponsored by a few, compassionate companies that really, really care about you and your concerns.  Thank you for your input.  Your opinion has been logged.

Like health insurance companies, Wall Street banks & Google?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:07 | Link to Comment max2205
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And the gubermint shuts down ZH in 3 2 1.....

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:30 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Never happen...

the Norks don't read ZH!

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:21 | Link to Comment Kelley
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Look...squirrel!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:00 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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...but DC is a gun free zone!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 04:58 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Hmm, now if only it were a bullet-free zone...

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:57 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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They are too late, he ripped off the dope and headed to Hawayer.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:36 | Link to Comment Overfed
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All I know is that I can't wait for O'bomb-a to put on a uniform with medals and a big hat and then start calling himself "General".

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:06 | Link to Comment starfcker
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Overfed, i've been expecting him to go generalissimo for some time now. you know he badly wants to. he seems to have settled on lots of purple. purple ties, purple shirts. all else aside, can't say he's not a sharp dresser.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:55 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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His uniform will have more medals than the entire Russian general staff.

But it will be a gay uniform.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:32 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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All I know is that I can't wait for O'bomb-a to put on a uniform with medals and a big hat and then start calling himself "General".

That's being saved for the Third Term.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:50 | Link to Comment stant
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yep the messiah is at the berghoff now planning his winter offensive

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:54 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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"Fuhrer, our drones are surrounded at Stalingrad. At least let von Paulus try to break out before the Russian drones attack."

"Nein, Dumbkopf. Ve shall fight to the Last Drone. Ze tension is immense. Vere iss Reggie? I need a dick."

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:12 | Link to Comment old naughty
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Wait, isn't this backwardation? First term, prize-winning peace can-doer; second term, drone-sending fuhrer; third term, [warring] general?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:11 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:30 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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LOL, was that the fastest toss-off you ever created or what?  I mean, it practically pixellates itself!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:56 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Kind of like Obama's "birth certificate".

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 06:18 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I decided the paste was funny as is. ;-)

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:39 | Link to Comment QQQBall
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Obomber isn't sure who his dadday was... He prolly had lots of uncles growing up 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:49 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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I think he's got Frankie H working on that.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:55 | Link to Comment bonin006
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There won't be any evidence. The fixer is a pro:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/highpowered-washington-fixer-tells-bloo...

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:47 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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word is he is hanging around somewhere.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:09 | Link to Comment BLOTTO
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They are both one and the same...puppets for the elite.

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And our choice is?, 'Heads we lose, tails they win.' Every, single, coin flip...how can that be? Thats not logical nor possible in the laws of nature- unless, the game is totally rigged.Thats allll it can be - the game is fucking rigged. 

'Good life' (sigh).

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:14 | Link to Comment Ignatius
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Don't say 'chink', say 'chinese restaurant'. 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:32 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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I hear the Yangtze-marinated hog is quite tasty.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:57 | Link to Comment Beam Me Up Scotty
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Don't you mean dog?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 08:39 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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Keep. Up.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 20:56 | Link to Comment Seize Mars
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I never thought it could happen here. I thought there were checks and balances. Boy was I wrong.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:16 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Gubermint checks to the connected, 'balances' growing on the Fed books...plan proceeding as intended.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:58 | Link to Comment bobert
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What's the Fed's current balance sheet amount?

It seems to have been stuck around $4T.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:36 | Link to Comment Surging Chaos
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"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain – that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." -- Lysander Spoooner

Spooner predicted this shit way back in the 1860's when the power and reach of the government was far weaker than it is today. The guy was 150 years ahead of his time. Limited government never stays limited. Ever. Once I made that sad realization, I went from constitutionalist to anarcho-capitalist faster than you can say Murray Rothbard.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:31 | Link to Comment Seize Mars
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surging chaos

Yes, once upon a time I wouldn't have understood what you said there, but now I get it.

In terms of internet personalities, I respect Larken Rose and Adam Kokesh more.

In the intellectual world, I think Lew Rockwell pushed me over the edge. I think, as you said, it's a sad realization. But it's true: no amount of State is safe, healthy or stable. It's like a bacterial infection. Imagine you draw a perimeter around the boil, using an ink pen. "Ok, we've restrained the infection." Nope. It's not interested in being restrained, and it won't go back within the lines. Ever.

Sad indeed.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:03 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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+1 for the Spooner citation.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 10:17 | Link to Comment graspAU
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But Benjamin Franklin predicted it the same day he signed the document:

"...Sir, I agree to this Constitution with all its faults...and believe farther that this is likely to be well administered for a course of years, and can only end in Despotism, as other forms have done before it, when the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic Government, being incapable of any other."
-Benjamin Franklin, Monday, September 17, 1787

 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:43 | Link to Comment forwardho
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"I thought there were checks and balances"

Didn't we all?

Now the checks have all bounced, and we are balanced on the razors edge of destruction.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:38 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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I never thought it could happen here. I thought there were checks and balances. Boy was I wrong.

All it took was Republican congresscritters with no spines and no balls.

Conservatives are the only ones who can save this country.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:41 | Link to Comment Seize Mars
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wee-wee

I'm sorry you think that, I really am. If you think any one will swoop down from on high and "save us," I think you will be disappointed.

There is no way out. It's not going to get any better until the Federal Reserve is eliminated, and they aren't really interested in quitting.

There are no "conservatives." There are no "good guys."

It's just us, my friend.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:21 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Blame will simply fall on those who knew better, for not having done enough to "save" the navel-gazing mouth breathers, who have long since abrogated personal responsibility. Katrina was instructive here.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 03:41 | Link to Comment starfcker
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wee weed, good thing is, elections are 10 months away. we're going to know sooner than that which way the wind is blowing. open borders bill-we're seriously screwed. no open borders bill-gonna be a big, big (and winnable) fight for the country after the election. 

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:17 | Link to Comment old naughty
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No "checks" in this eWorld; no "balances" when too many "sheets".

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 20:58 | Link to Comment mickeyman
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But which is which?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:02 | Link to Comment USA USA
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Did you ask, DickTater or DICKTaster?

Makes a difference, sort of.....

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:09 | Link to Comment saltedGold
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Reminds me of a joke I heard from my 8th grade English teacher.  There was a costume party and people were asked what they were when they walked into the room.  (fast forward to punchline) A guy walks in naked with a pototo over his penis.  He gets asked, "and what are you supposed to be?"  He says, "I'm a dictator."  

Did anyone else start drinking early today or is it just me?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:22 | Link to Comment ghengis86
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You're assuming I stopped...

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:42 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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If you like your dick-in-a-tater...

You can keep your dick-in-a-tater!

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:14 | Link to Comment Osmium
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Buckwheat, can you spell dictate?

D-i-c-t-a-t-e

Very good, can you use it in a sentence?

Hey Darla, Howd my dictate last night.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:08 | Link to Comment stant
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Berghoff barry

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:09 | Link to Comment salvadordaly
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I GOT IT! The real dick-tater would not let the snot nosed little brats rub up against him.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:11 | Link to Comment q99x2
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My bet is Obama. or whatever his name is, destroys the United States of America before the Korean Kim dude destroys N. Korea.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:53 | Link to Comment mofreedom
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I'm just a figurehead.  The US State Dept at the direction of Stalin destroyed both N Korea and China back in the 40's.  Yes China too.

Look ma, I'm driving an Allis-Chalmers!!!

And, his name is BARACK HUSEIN OBAMA!!!!!!

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:15 | Link to Comment q99x2
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I just got a "Rate Obama" ad. What is that a joke. Everybody hates that fucker.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:24 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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I was tryna tell my friend that choomba is homo. He wouldn't believe me.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:36 | Link to Comment Al Gorerhythm
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He only did it once.

One young boy and you're branded for life.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:28 | Link to Comment Van Halen
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No, there's still that 45% out there with the fuhrerbunker mentality who think the man makes the sun rise.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:52 | Link to Comment Overfed
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Last I heard, it was down to 35% or so. Still pretty fukkin' high, all things considered.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:43 | Link to Comment Mr Pink
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Not everybody. I was trolling the Yahoo boards today and there are plenty of idiots still sticking up for the fraud

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:16 | Link to Comment dufferin
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Obama has drones...

 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:41 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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And an ugly wife.......

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:42 | Link to Comment Mr Pink
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Yeah the wookie sure is ugly but are we sure they are even married? Marriage license anyone?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:18 | Link to Comment stant
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its obvious no one would issue that a twerker licence

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 03:05 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Yub-yub!

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:08 | Link to Comment max2205
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I'll be impressed when he uses machine guns for executions.....until then.....

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:23 | Link to Comment suteibu
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The really sad part is the North Koreans probably know more about Kim than Americans know about Obama (the truth, not the lies and spin and media adoration).

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:24 | Link to Comment Dr. Gonzo
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The Asian guy looks more convincing. Who is the black guy? An actor?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:27 | Link to Comment Yes We Can. But...
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Yup.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:49 | Link to Comment logicalman
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Glove puppet.

Look closely, you'll see a banksters arm stuck up his arse.

I'm talking about the non-asian

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:30 | Link to Comment Reaper
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You've seen one psychopathic leader; you've seen them all.  Fat or skinny is just the facade.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:31 | Link to Comment bidaskspread
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Ain't got shit on Putin. That guy shoots whales, rides stallions with his shirt off, takes submarines for joy rides, and has foreign women ripping their shirts off for him.These guys are puppets, not dick takers.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:37 | Link to Comment Seize Mars
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You mean this guy?

http://www.radioislam.org/islam/english/jewishp/russia/putin-yarmulke.jpg

Yeah, he's a real iconoclast. Goes his own way. Doesn't take orders from anyone, does he?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:53 | Link to Comment logicalman
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Just another narcisistic arsehole - they are ALL the same

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:35 | Link to Comment QQQBall
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yeah, but Obomber has Carney... 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:46 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Every sleazy side-show needs a carney out front!

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:48 | Link to Comment Millivanilli
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But but in America we gots the representative OH NEVER MIND.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:54 | Link to Comment sschu
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The tree of liberty needs to be watered periodically with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Take a lot of peoples medical insurance with unanswered questions while you spend millions of our dollars in Hawaii on a 17 day vaca.  If that is not the action of a despot then we know not.

I read that there are a number of people who are very angry and I beleive it.  They think the ballot box can evoke the needed change.  Not sure how many more elections we can withstand.  

The time is near.  

sschu

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:01 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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There are more of us than there are of them.

The time is near, yes it is.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:55 | Link to Comment booboo
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Interesting how they have managed to get everyone thinking that the Federal Government is the Top Dog in this Constitutional Republic instead of the one that takes the back seat to the "People and The States". Just like they have convinced everyone that they are the MOST responsible with guns..... WRONG! 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:55 | Link to Comment loveyajimbo
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hah!!  that faggoty girly-boy shotgun pic is a bellow... I bet he spotted his undies with that one...

 

http://hillbuzz.org/is-barack-obama-gay

 

 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:23 | Link to Comment PoliticalRefuge...
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Give him a break, his weapon of choice is a drone..

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:48 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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You are right. Backdoor Barry is more familiar with a joystick.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:07 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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Which is the Dearerest Leader?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:11 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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Which adjective best describes our own "Dear Leader"???

 

dear di(?)r/ adjective adjective: dear; comparative adjective: dearer; superlative adjective: dearest
  1. 1. regarded with deep affection; cherished by someone. "a dear friend" synonyms: beloved, loved, adored, cherished, precious; More
    esteemed, respected, worshiped; close, intimate, bosom, best "a dear friend" precious, treasured, valued, prized, cherished, special "her pictures were too dear to part with"

    antonyms: hated
  2. 2. expensive. synonyms: expensive, costly, high-priced, overpriced, exorbitant, extortionate;
    informalpricey, spendy, steep, stiff "the meals are rather dear"

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 03:00 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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I vote for number 2.

That Hawaiian Christmas was not cheap; and think of all the people that missed out on being with their family to protect and serve our Kim Jung Un, his Wookie bride, and their litter.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:41 | Link to Comment Clowns on Acid
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Does Kim think that Dennis Rodman is Obama in drag ?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:58 | Link to Comment cassotto
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Place a picture of me feeding a squirrel next to one of Hitler doing the same. Does that make me a Nazi?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:51 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Place a picture of me feeding a squirrel next to one of Hitler doing the same. Does that make me a Nazi?

No, don't be ridiculous. It makes you a vegetarian.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:55 | Link to Comment logicalman
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makes for a well fed squirrel.

 

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:19 | Link to Comment Yes We Can. But...
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Well, do the squirrels in your yard look like this?:
http://fictionandeverythingelse.blogetery.com/files/2010/12/hitler-squir...

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:10 | Link to Comment One And Only
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Obama is NOT a dictator you fucking terrorists!

Obama is OUR Dear Leader!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 02:58 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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I'm going to cry at his funeral...so I don't get shot for not crying.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:29 | Link to Comment Drifter
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Americans have 400 million guns.   They'd never tolerate a dictator. 

Or so they say.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:29 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Yeah right. 400 million guns and TPTB still have their way with the American sheeple. What's it take for them to be put to use?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:35 | Link to Comment arby63
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Hunger pangs and the realization that the future is going to be bleak. Those two things...

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:36 | Link to Comment ramacers
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what does this say about us?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:42 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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ummm. we had an election and some people are still pissed off? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpaxlcftX5w just another day in 'merica. things used to be nice in this town. what the hell happened...

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:44 | Link to Comment A Dollar Short
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Two Pissants in a Pod.. 

 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:45 | Link to Comment logicalman
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They are ALL THE FUCKING SAME.

 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:53 | Link to Comment laosuwan
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the main difference between these two is that one of them uses his real social security number and the other one doesnt

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 10:18 | Link to Comment Duude
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Kim has a social security number?  When did he become a US citizen?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 02:07 | Link to Comment franciscopendergrass
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How many children has Obomber killed with his drone policy?  How many children has Kim Jung Un killed?  I rest my case.

 

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 04:33 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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They both are, difference is one openly acknowledges it, the other lies.  I'll leave it to you to decide which is which.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 04:36 | Link to Comment Zero Point
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Pretty simple one here.

The dictator is the one who may actually have some power (well... he ordered his uncle and ex girl friend murdered).

The other is a fag dupe, married off to a transexual with no actual power whatsoever.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 04:57 | Link to Comment Save_America1st
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If your title was, "Spot the dick-taster", everyone would point to the Marxist on the right.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:41 | Link to Comment NuYawkFrankie
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'Supreme Maximum Leader' PlayOff:

The Slope vs The Dope

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 06:13 | Link to Comment bingaling
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Both have old fashioned land line phones . I guess they are safer from spies.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 08:28 | Link to Comment rsnoble
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I have no doubts Obama is extremely jealous of kim quan cawks decapitating powers.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 10:20 | Link to Comment d edwards
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The half-White House has it's own photographer. The press was bitching recently that the only photos they get are these posed pix by 0bozo's propaganda photog.

 

The only "unofficial" pix we've seen lately are the ones taken of 0bozo coming on to the blonce PM at Madela's funeral.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 10:14 | Link to Comment smacker
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The dictator's the one with the funny haircut.

 

Whooooops. They've both got funny haircuts.

 

Oh well, I tried ;-)

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 10:42 | Link to Comment Gyoza Mimi
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So heads of the states around the world usually use common themes for official PR photos? That's some breaking news!

I have another one for your featured section - racing drivers are usually pictured holding their helmets on official PR releases; must be some sort of socialist conspiracy. Oh, and another one - boxers are often pictured striking poses suspiciously similar to those of the official Mike Tyson images - spot the rapists!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 11:12 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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I'll bet the short chubby guy has a legit birth certificate though.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 11:24 | Link to Comment s2man
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Obama isn't a dictator, he is someone's puppet.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 11:43 | Link to Comment Bob Dobbs
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How anyone can equate the duly elected leader of a free society with the guy in NK is beyond me.

Slow news day, huh?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 13:53 | Link to Comment zippy_uk
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