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The following brilliant collage of actual photos put together by Frank Schallmaier at the Dutch Volkskrant, shows two things: a narcissistic, megalomanical, self-absorbed supreme ruler of a socialist paradise and another guy who apparently has an identical taste in propaganda pics.

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Mon, 12/30/2013 - 20:58 | 4287021 Winston Churchill
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Who is the chink then ?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:01 | 4287036 slotmouth
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Has anyone seen Obama's Uncle recently?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:08 | 4287047 nmewn
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THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE THAT OBAMA HAS KILLED HIS UNCLE OFF!!!

(Not yet anyways)

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:11 | 4287055 krispkritter
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I haven't seen evidence of that place of birth either but...oh look!  DWTS is on!

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:27 | 4287064 sunaJ
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Paranoid, crazies - all of you.  When it is your leader, it is not a dictator, it is "our freedom fighter" that has our best interest in mind, assuredly.*

 

 

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Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:26 | 4287081 Cult_of_Reason
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A brilliant observation, in both examples, it is nothing more but the propaganda for the sheep.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:40 | 4287111 i-dog
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At least someone put a fence between Obomber and the kids.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:53 | 4287149 jaap
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Both are fan of the Chicago bulls. 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:07 | 4287174 knukles
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How come only one guy has gloves on?
Did they wash their hands after leaving the men's room?
Are all the photos staged?
Who has the best barber?

All sorts of pertinent questions come to mind.

Like which is the greater risk to humanity as a whole?
Which is the greater risk to his own countrymen?

Who has better table manners?
Who gets the cool chicks in the selfies?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:29 | 4287211 nmewn
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"Who gets the cool chicks in the selfies?"

We talkin quality or quantity?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:18 | 4287451 SafelyGraze
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Banzai -- these are really great. keep up the good work!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:35 | 4287482 old naughty
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but wait...who's copying who?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:08 | 4287537 ebworthen
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I can't tell the difference.

Folks in Yemen could.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:24 | 4287566 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is quick spot dictator,... but who is handsome asian man?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 03:15 | 4287662 flacon
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No dummies. That's that North Koreean Cha-kneese dictator. Our guy is all for DEMOCRACY. Hail Obama, leader of the FREE WORLD and uniter of the different races of the human race. /sarc

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 08:40 | 4287832 TeamDepends
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Barry likes to tate dic alright.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:32 | 4287213 DaveyJones
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They're exactly the same in every way except Kim Jong does not like Kimchi

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:24 | 4287570 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is once visit Korean and is shopping in market. Boris is cannot to read Hangul, so is look for Russia or English language sign and buy Kimchi. This is time Boris is not so fluent English and buy "Kimchi for pennies". Hint, do not put Kimchi in underwear.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:44 | 4287730 Headbanger
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Keyboard is coffee spit all over is from Boris so funny Kimchi joke..  Good is keep keyboard have wrapped plastic Boris make so funny before.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:44 | 4287370 TheFourthStooge-ing
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At least someone put a fence between Obomber and the kids.

That's standard security procedure when POTUS is operating near groups of potential drone targets.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:47 | 4287126 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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This reminded me of an episode of Gilligans Island, lo and behold found the short segment.  You can't make this up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlZOSGZnDtM

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:50 | 4287400 DoChenRollingBearing
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Excellent!  Gilligan's Island was my brother's favorite show when we were young.  But to my knowledge, the more important question was never resolved, who was prettier?

Ginger

or 

Mary Anne

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:32 | 4287475 Jim in MN
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Well when they are BOTH stranded with you in your adolescent dreams, why decide?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:14 | 4287545 disabledvet
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Ginger.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 03:56 | 4287684 Lore
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Mary Anne.  No question.  Ginger would be high maintenance.  Anybody who walks around a deserted island in a sequined gown...!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 10:30 | 4288091 jimmytorpedo
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Why is Mrs. Howell never included in this debate?

Marianne would definitely be the better shag over Ginger, but how do we know Mrs H. isn't a sex craved pervy cougar?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 16:12 | 4289285 Lore
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1. Mrs. H. was married. It still matters.

2. She talked and acted like a senior citizen.  She was probably frigid.  Probably had a bladder suspension and walked around in diapers. Nothing sexy there. 

Rgds

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 11:27 | 4288274 jez
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Seconded.

 

Man, would you just look at Mary Anne here.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rCy173y7Y

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 11:29 | 4288290 TheSkipper1967
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That's what I said and had them both. They really know how to work that coconut cream.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:27 | 4287573 post turtle saver
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I always went with "and"

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:58 | 4287606 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Probably one of my first dreams of a threesome......  =)

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 06:01 | 4287744 lakecity55
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Barry would go with the Professor.

 

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 08:36 | 4287825 Uncle Remus
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"Little buddy."

 

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:00 | 4287715 StychoKiller
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My Lawd!  That means that Munny requires only the backing from a gun!  Whocouldanode?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 06:02 | 4287742 lakecity55
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Add more grease and you have Bath House Barry!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 09:09 | 4287864 CH1
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I dinged you for making me puke on my keyboard.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:36 | 4287098 nmewn
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* This message brought to you by your feral government which is sponsored by a few, compassionate companies that really, really care about you and your concerns.  Thank you for your input.  Your opinion has been logged.

Like health insurance companies, Wall Street banks & Google?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:07 | 4287176 max2205
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And the gubermint shuts down ZH in 3 2 1.....

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:30 | 4287210 wee-weed up
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Never happen...

the Norks don't read ZH!

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:21 | 4287070 Kelley
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Look...squirrel!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:00 | 4287423 A Nanny Moose
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...but DC is a gun free zone!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 04:58 | 4287717 StychoKiller
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Hmm, now if only it were a bullet-free zone...

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:57 | 4287740 lakecity55
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They are too late, he ripped off the dope and headed to Hawayer.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:36 | 4287099 Overfed
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All I know is that I can't wait for O'bomb-a to put on a uniform with medals and a big hat and then start calling himself "General".

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:06 | 4287173 starfcker
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Overfed, i've been expecting him to go generalissimo for some time now. you know he badly wants to. he seems to have settled on lots of purple. purple ties, purple shirts. all else aside, can't say he's not a sharp dresser.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:55 | 4287738 lakecity55
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His uniform will have more medals than the entire Russian general staff.

But it will be a gay uniform.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:32 | 4287215 wee-weed up
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All I know is that I can't wait for O'bomb-a to put on a uniform with medals and a big hat and then start calling himself "General".

That's being saved for the Third Term.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:50 | 4287249 stant
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yep the messiah is at the berghoff now planning his winter offensive

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:54 | 4287736 lakecity55
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"Fuhrer, our drones are surrounded at Stalingrad. At least let von Paulus try to break out before the Russian drones attack."

"Nein, Dumbkopf. Ve shall fight to the Last Drone. Ze tension is immense. Vere iss Reggie? I need a dick."

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:12 | 4287548 old naughty
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Wait, isn't this backwardation? First term, prize-winning peace can-doer; second term, drone-sending fuhrer; third term, [warring] general?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:11 | 4287433 williambanzai7
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Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:30 | 4287479 Jim in MN
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LOL, was that the fastest toss-off you ever created or what?  I mean, it practically pixellates itself!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:56 | 4287607 Colonel Klink
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Kind of like Obama's "birth certificate".

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 06:18 | 4287748 williambanzai7
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I decided the paste was funny as is. ;-)

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:39 | 4287110 QQQBall
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Obomber isn't sure who his dadday was... He prolly had lots of uncles growing up 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:49 | 4287130 Stoploss
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I think he's got Frankie H working on that.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:55 | 4287153 bonin006
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There won't be any evidence. The fixer is a pro:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/highpowered-washington-fixer-tells-bloo...

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:47 | 4287492 lakecity55
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word is he is hanging around somewhere.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:09 | 4287039 BLOTTO
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They are both one and the same...puppets for the elite.

.

And our choice is?, 'Heads we lose, tails they win.' Every, single, coin flip...how can that be? Thats not logical nor possible in the laws of nature- unless, the game is totally rigged.Thats allll it can be - the game is fucking rigged. 

'Good life' (sigh).

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:14 | 4287061 Ignatius
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Don't say 'chink', say 'chinese restaurant'. 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:32 | 4287221 wee-weed up
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I hear the Yangtze-marinated hog is quite tasty.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:57 | 4287610 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Don't you mean dog?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 08:39 | 4287830 Uncle Remus
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Keep. Up.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 20:56 | 4287024 Seize Mars
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I never thought it could happen here. I thought there were checks and balances. Boy was I wrong.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:16 | 4287058 krispkritter
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Gubermint checks to the connected, 'balances' growing on the Fed books...plan proceeding as intended.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:58 | 4287154 bobert
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What's the Fed's current balance sheet amount?

It seems to have been stuck around $4T.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:36 | 4287087 Surging Chaos
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"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain – that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." -- Lysander Spoooner

Spooner predicted this shit way back in the 1860's when the power and reach of the government was far weaker than it is today. The guy was 150 years ahead of his time. Limited government never stays limited. Ever. Once I made that sad realization, I went from constitutionalist to anarcho-capitalist faster than you can say Murray Rothbard.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:31 | 4287216 Seize Mars
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surging chaos

Yes, once upon a time I wouldn't have understood what you said there, but now I get it.

In terms of internet personalities, I respect Larken Rose and Adam Kokesh more.

In the intellectual world, I think Lew Rockwell pushed me over the edge. I think, as you said, it's a sad realization. But it's true: no amount of State is safe, healthy or stable. It's like a bacterial infection. Imagine you draw a perimeter around the boil, using an ink pen. "Ok, we've restrained the infection." Nope. It's not interested in being restrained, and it won't go back within the lines. Ever.

Sad indeed.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:03 | 4287426 A Nanny Moose
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+1 for the Spooner citation.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 10:17 | 4288057 graspAU
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But Benjamin Franklin predicted it the same day he signed the document:

"...Sir, I agree to this Constitution with all its faults...and believe farther that this is likely to be well administered for a course of years, and can only end in Despotism, as other forms have done before it, when the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic Government, being incapable of any other."
-Benjamin Franklin, Monday, September 17, 1787

 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:43 | 4287119 forwardho
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"I thought there were checks and balances"

Didn't we all?

Now the checks have all bounced, and we are balanced on the razors edge of destruction.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:38 | 4287226 wee-weed up
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I never thought it could happen here. I thought there were checks and balances. Boy was I wrong.

All it took was Republican congresscritters with no spines and no balls.

Conservatives are the only ones who can save this country.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:41 | 4287235 Seize Mars
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wee-wee

I'm sorry you think that, I really am. If you think any one will swoop down from on high and "save us," I think you will be disappointed.

There is no way out. It's not going to get any better until the Federal Reserve is eliminated, and they aren't really interested in quitting.

There are no "conservatives." There are no "good guys."

It's just us, my friend.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:21 | 4287452 A Nanny Moose
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Blame will simply fall on those who knew better, for not having done enough to "save" the navel-gazing mouth breathers, who have long since abrogated personal responsibility. Katrina was instructive here.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 03:41 | 4287680 starfcker
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wee weed, good thing is, elections are 10 months away. we're going to know sooner than that which way the wind is blowing. open borders bill-we're seriously screwed. no open borders bill-gonna be a big, big (and winnable) fight for the country after the election. 

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:17 | 4287554 old naughty
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No "checks" in this eWorld; no "balances" when too many "sheets".

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 20:58 | 4287028 mickeyman
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But which is which?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:02 | 4287031 USA USA
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Did you ask, DickTater or DICKTaster?

Makes a difference, sort of.....

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:09 | 4287046 saltedGold
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Reminds me of a joke I heard from my 8th grade English teacher.  There was a costume party and people were asked what they were when they walked into the room.  (fast forward to punchline) A guy walks in naked with a pototo over his penis.  He gets asked, "and what are you supposed to be?"  He says, "I'm a dictator."  

Did anyone else start drinking early today or is it just me?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:22 | 4287073 ghengis86
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You're assuming I stopped...

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:42 | 4287232 wee-weed up
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If you like your dick-in-a-tater...

You can keep your dick-in-a-tater!

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:14 | 4287302 Osmium
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Buckwheat, can you spell dictate?

D-i-c-t-a-t-e

Very good, can you use it in a sentence?

Hey Darla, Howd my dictate last night.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:08 | 4287045 stant
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Berghoff barry

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:09 | 4287049 salvadordaly
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I GOT IT! The real dick-tater would not let the snot nosed little brats rub up against him.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:11 | 4287056 q99x2
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My bet is Obama. or whatever his name is, destroys the United States of America before the Korean Kim dude destroys N. Korea.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:53 | 4287399 mofreedom
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I'm just a figurehead.  The US State Dept at the direction of Stalin destroyed both N Korea and China back in the 40's.  Yes China too.

Look ma, I'm driving an Allis-Chalmers!!!

And, his name is BARACK HUSEIN OBAMA!!!!!!

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:15 | 4287059 q99x2
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I just got a "Rate Obama" ad. What is that a joke. Everybody hates that fucker.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:24 | 4287072 Skateboarder
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I was tryna tell my friend that choomba is homo. He wouldn't believe me.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:36 | 4287095 Al Gorerhythm
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He only did it once.

One young boy and you're branded for life.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:28 | 4287086 Van Halen
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No, there's still that 45% out there with the fuhrerbunker mentality who think the man makes the sun rise.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:52 | 4287147 Overfed
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Last I heard, it was down to 35% or so. Still pretty fukkin' high, all things considered.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:43 | 4287233 Mr Pink
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Not everybody. I was trolling the Yahoo boards today and there are plenty of idiots still sticking up for the fraud

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:16 | 4287060 dufferin
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Obama has drones...

 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:41 | 4287112 A Lunatic
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And an ugly wife.......

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:42 | 4287238 Mr Pink
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Yeah the wookie sure is ugly but are we sure they are even married? Marriage license anyone?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:18 | 4287312 stant
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its obvious no one would issue that a twerker licence

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 03:05 | 4287659 ebworthen
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Yub-yub!

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:08 | 4287178 max2205
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I'll be impressed when he uses machine guns for executions.....until then.....

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:23 | 4287075 suteibu
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The really sad part is the North Koreans probably know more about Kim than Americans know about Obama (the truth, not the lies and spin and media adoration).

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:24 | 4287079 Dr. Gonzo
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The Asian guy looks more convincing. Who is the black guy? An actor?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:27 | 4287339 Yes We Can. But...
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Yup.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:49 | 4287394 logicalman
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Glove puppet.

Look closely, you'll see a banksters arm stuck up his arse.

I'm talking about the non-asian

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:30 | 4287084 Reaper
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You've seen one psychopathic leader; you've seen them all.  Fat or skinny is just the facade.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:31 | 4287091 bidaskspread
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Ain't got shit on Putin. That guy shoots whales, rides stallions with his shirt off, takes submarines for joy rides, and has foreign women ripping their shirts off for him.These guys are puppets, not dick takers.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:37 | 4287222 Seize Mars
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You mean this guy?

http://www.radioislam.org/islam/english/jewishp/russia/putin-yarmulke.jpg

Yeah, he's a real iconoclast. Goes his own way. Doesn't take orders from anyone, does he?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:53 | 4287401 logicalman
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Just another narcisistic arsehole - they are ALL the same

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:35 | 4287106 QQQBall
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yeah, but Obomber has Carney... 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:46 | 4287243 wee-weed up
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Every sleazy side-show needs a carney out front!

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:48 | 4287137 Millivanilli
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But but in America we gots the representative OH NEVER MIND.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:54 | 4287142 sschu
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The tree of liberty needs to be watered periodically with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Take a lot of peoples medical insurance with unanswered questions while you spend millions of our dollars in Hawaii on a 17 day vaca.  If that is not the action of a despot then we know not.

I read that there are a number of people who are very angry and I beleive it.  They think the ballot box can evoke the needed change.  Not sure how many more elections we can withstand.  

The time is near.  

sschu

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:01 | 4287421 DoChenRollingBearing
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There are more of us than there are of them.

The time is near, yes it is.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:55 | 4287145 booboo
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Interesting how they have managed to get everyone thinking that the Federal Government is the Top Dog in this Constitutional Republic instead of the one that takes the back seat to the "People and The States". Just like they have convinced everyone that they are the MOST responsible with guns..... WRONG! 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 21:55 | 4287148 loveyajimbo
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hah!!  that faggoty girly-boy shotgun pic is a bellow... I bet he spotted his undies with that one...

 

http://hillbuzz.org/is-barack-obama-gay

 

 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:23 | 4287197 PoliticalRefuge...
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Give him a break, his weapon of choice is a drone..

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:48 | 4287734 lakecity55
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You are right. Backdoor Barry is more familiar with a joystick.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:07 | 4287172 rosiescenario
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Which is the Dearerest Leader?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:11 | 4287179 rosiescenario
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Which adjective best describes our own "Dear Leader"???

 

dear di(?)r/ adjective adjective: dear; comparative adjective: dearer; superlative adjective: dearest
  1. 1. regarded with deep affection; cherished by someone. "a dear friend" synonyms: beloved, loved, adored, cherished, precious; More
    esteemed, respected, worshiped; close, intimate, bosom, best "a dear friend" precious, treasured, valued, prized, cherished, special "her pictures were too dear to part with"

    antonyms: hated
  2. 2. expensive. synonyms: expensive, costly, high-priced, overpriced, exorbitant, extortionate;
    informalpricey, spendy, steep, stiff "the meals are rather dear"

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 03:00 | 4287658 ebworthen
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I vote for number 2.

That Hawaiian Christmas was not cheap; and think of all the people that missed out on being with their family to protect and serve our Kim Jung Un, his Wookie bride, and their litter.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:41 | 4287231 Clowns on Acid
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Does Kim think that Dennis Rodman is Obama in drag ?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 22:58 | 4287274 cassotto
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Place a picture of me feeding a squirrel next to one of Hitler doing the same. Does that make me a Nazi?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:51 | 4287402 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Place a picture of me feeding a squirrel next to one of Hitler doing the same. Does that make me a Nazi?

No, don't be ridiculous. It makes you a vegetarian.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:55 | 4287407 logicalman
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makes for a well fed squirrel.

 

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:19 | 4287455 Yes We Can. But...
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Well, do the squirrels in your yard look like this?:
http://fictionandeverythingelse.blogetery.com/files/2010/12/hitler-squir...

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:10 | 4287292 One And Only
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Obama is NOT a dictator you fucking terrorists!

Obama is OUR Dear Leader!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 02:58 | 4287656 ebworthen
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I'm going to cry at his funeral...so I don't get shot for not crying.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:29 | 4287343 Drifter
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Americans have 400 million guns.   They'd never tolerate a dictator. 

Or so they say.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:29 | 4287469 Dr. Engali
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Yeah right. 400 million guns and TPTB still have their way with the American sheeple. What's it take for them to be put to use?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 00:35 | 4287481 arby63
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Hunger pangs and the realization that the future is going to be bleak. Those two things...

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:36 | 4287358 ramacers
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what does this say about us?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 01:42 | 4287587 disabledvet
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ummm. we had an election and some people are still pissed off? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpaxlcftX5w just another day in 'merica. things used to be nice in this town. what the hell happened...

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:44 | 4287375 A Dollar Short
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Two Pissants in a Pod.. 

 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:45 | 4287378 logicalman
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They are ALL THE FUCKING SAME.

 

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 23:53 | 4287408 laosuwan
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the main difference between these two is that one of them uses his real social security number and the other one doesnt

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 10:18 | 4288050 Duude
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Kim has a social security number?  When did he become a US citizen?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 02:07 | 4287621 franciscopendergrass
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How many children has Obomber killed with his drone policy?  How many children has Kim Jung Un killed?  I rest my case.

 

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 04:33 | 4287701 Colonel Klink
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They both are, difference is one openly acknowledges it, the other lies.  I'll leave it to you to decide which is which.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 04:36 | 4287704 Zero Point
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Pretty simple one here.

The dictator is the one who may actually have some power (well... he ordered his uncle and ex girl friend murdered).

The other is a fag dupe, married off to a transexual with no actual power whatsoever.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 04:57 | 4287716 Save_America1st
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If your title was, "Spot the dick-taster", everyone would point to the Marxist on the right.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 05:41 | 4287731 NuYawkFrankie
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'Supreme Maximum Leader' PlayOff:

The Slope vs The Dope

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 06:13 | 4287747 bingaling
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Both have old fashioned land line phones . I guess they are safer from spies.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 08:28 | 4287821 rsnoble
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I have no doubts Obama is extremely jealous of kim quan cawks decapitating powers.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 10:20 | 4288056 d edwards
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The half-White House has it's own photographer. The press was bitching recently that the only photos they get are these posed pix by 0bozo's propaganda photog.

 

The only "unofficial" pix we've seen lately are the ones taken of 0bozo coming on to the blonce PM at Madela's funeral.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 10:14 | 4288044 smacker
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The dictator's the one with the funny haircut.

 

Whooooops. They've both got funny haircuts.

 

Oh well, I tried ;-)

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 10:42 | 4288096 Gyoza Mimi
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So heads of the states around the world usually use common themes for official PR photos? That's some breaking news!

I have another one for your featured section - racing drivers are usually pictured holding their helmets on official PR releases; must be some sort of socialist conspiracy. Oh, and another one - boxers are often pictured striking poses suspiciously similar to those of the official Mike Tyson images - spot the rapists!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 11:12 | 4288206 shovelhead
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I'll bet the short chubby guy has a legit birth certificate though.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 11:24 | 4288272 s2man
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Obama isn't a dictator, he is someone's puppet.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 11:43 | 4288345 Bob Dobbs
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How anyone can equate the duly elected leader of a free society with the guy in NK is beyond me.

Slow news day, huh?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 13:53 | 4288818 zippy_uk
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