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Caption Contest: Nutcracker On The NYSE
We are not exactly sure why the ballerinas of the Nutcracker can be found on the floor of the TV studio formerly known as the New York Stock Exchange (now owned by the Atlanta-based ICE) but we are sure there is a good reason.
.@NYCBallet #Nutcracker dancers grace the #NYSE trading floor @NYSEEuronext pic.twitter.com/UTJcYcPKo5
— NYSEcam (@NYSEcam) December 24, 2013
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Going crazy everywhere
Look in the mirror; if you’re not seeing hypocrite, you weren’t looking right.
Oh &, Happy new year!
Stop haunting me you bitch!
The Rat King was missing, so they went searching in the logical places.
Seen on a redneck truck bumper.
NUTTY AS A SQUIRREL TURD.
Keep your eyes on these legs...long enough for us to restock our bullion down below...thank you for selling!
Please schlepp thru.
Ballerinas? Not sure why there is a trading floor in the NYSE, except for specialists/brokers to dance away with commissions.
Open-outcry = best prices for insiders, worst prices for joe public.
Get rid of this 19th Century anarchronism!
You mean those aren't the bankers in the picture?
Carly Simon - You're So Vain (with lyrics)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6UAYGxiRwU (4:17)
Is not so well known, but song is about Boris.
Nobody trades on the floor anymore. It could become a disco for all the heating costs these days.
Read the headline.....saw "nutcracker"...figured it was another Hillary Clinton article...
You are confuse! Hillary is "nut shrinker". When detection of Hillary presence, all genitalia is shrivel and quiver. Just thought of Hillary and Boris is one testicle retreat to pelvic cavity.
Shrinkage .....
pukeage
cracked all short nutz in 2013 come on Mr Yellen lets do this!
Theatre of the absurd.
Lion fighting cougars at the Coliseum soon.
"my 401(k) us going to make me rich, I am so happy I came here to dance for Chairman Bernanke!"
Having finished up at Anderson Cooper's mom's place, Nijinisky decides to crack his nuts on a bigger stage.
Repeat over and over in slow menancing Jack Nicholson/The Shining voice until you induce yourself into a trance. Then drink and BTFATH!
You may end up getting a hit song out of the whole deal, or just another Day in the Life.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugarplum_Fairy
Happy New Year everyone.
WOW....the SEC has finally decided to reveal the inner workings of the agency.
Quit bustin' balls.
Why not? The Wallstreet rats and the fed have had America's nuts in a vice for 100 years now. It seems appropriate.
Guess which one is Pasoni?
How much for the red head?
How much for the little girl?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDXYzUlv0S8 (0:17)
Jim Cramer and friends grace the NYSE
NYSE is the world's biggest fairy tale.
But a real one
Once again, we have tip toe around the Russians
The NYSE, where fantasy meets fantasy.
Blo's & Ho's!
I'll be dancing when that kid in front is holding Bernanke's, Dimon's, or Obama's head...better yet, all three.
And featuring special guest star Timothy Geithner as The Nutcracker.
Yeah, that sounds like a great role for Timmy- small, wooden and irrelevant!
Looks like a Flat Day.
Ow My Balls!
"The Nutcracker - presented by Travelers (Twitter, Oracle, Hilton, and of course Carl's Jr.)"
Down Jones NutWacker
These assholes have a sense of humour. Whether the Rat King or The Nutcrackers win, we still lose.
And the Sugar Plum Fairy goes to Hawaii.
#gay
Where's the fake snow falling from the rafters? OOps I forgot it's the NYSE.
NYSEcam sounds a bit like NiceScam. Was that intentional?
Where is the biggest ball buster of all? Mr. Yellen...
1st Ballerine, asking the 1st Dancer
-- When do they turn on the lights and when does the fairy tale show stop in this place? At least at the Met after 22h30 we go back home and reality.
1st Dancer answering the Ballarine
-- I saw a man with Silver slippers, his name is Ron he told me, he said that there are another 18 months going of that show maximum...
Because there is nothing else to do when the ES does less than half a million contracts in an entire day and the markets going up ten points a day is a given.
Just go all in on the S&P, make sure to use plenty of margin, then come back in a few weeks; cash out, buy a new boat or two and wait for the next dip of a couple points to reload.
Pomo sapiens is a bitch. Bitchez.
...and CNBC's very own Barney Frank was there, on the floor of the exchange, to welcome the ensemble cast of "The Cocksucker", excuse the Freudian slip, I meant "The Nutcracker"...
how many foodstamps does it cost to buy a pair of tickets to see the show????
Needs more fire in the background, then you'd have a perfect representation of what the NYSE does to the economy on a daily basis.
Rahm the Ballerina
http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2009/03/rahm-ballerina.html
Twitter + Nutcracker = the future pain
Sell high...
This is tchaikovsky speaking from the grave. Wish you was here. Please dont fuck with my shit.
All your kapital are belong to Putin...
Sunshine...Lollipops and Rainbows !!!
symbolic for what the bankers are going to do to the muppets.
Cover your groin Americans - you are about to get kicked in the balls. Again.
hey! merica! go fuck yourself! love ben
That dance troupe's got nothing on the dancing around the law they practice on Wall Street.
Maybe "swing" will come back in style.
"Last Dance" would have been far more appropriate. Who's trading this thing again?
I'm waiting for the Neck Cracker (rope and a lamp post) on Wall Street headline. That's when we'll know the zombies have awoken and decided to fight back against their owners. Question is, can zombies awaken or are they truly brain dead? Time will tell.......
Why do I sense anti-ballet sentiment in commentary? It's just one of the European forms of dance. Irrelevant. Unmix your cultural feelings with the envy for NYSE participants. You're saying "Shucks they greedily get all the money", and "Oh what a circus". You could just participate by buying shares of...
I see they took down NYSE and it's a part of some thing called ICE.
Well, I'll bet that's like the International Bank movie with Clive Owen and stuff, funding South Sudan's arms and ... I'll say no more!
Merry Anonymous Handle Year!
XOE
Nutcracker rings of Ball Buster
Audition day at the original Nut Cracker theater