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Dancing With The Dimons

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It's not all work, work, work for the 1% who are trickling down their wealth effect and saving the USA one internet IPO at a time. The following images of the Dimons suggest they find time for some fun in between market manipulation, in which guilt is neither admitted nor denied, and litigation...



Which reminds us... It's good to be King...

Forward to 1:31...


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Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:37 | 4289544 Pladizow
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Dancing with the Demons - Fixed it!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:41 | 4289548 HedgeAccordingly
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GODS work lol. happy new year ZH'rz  http://hedge.ly/18WB1VW 

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:49 | 4289570 Skateboarder
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Typical rich-kid fraternity/sorority stuff.


Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:49 | 4289577 NotApplicable
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So... Dimon's wife is an admitted ho?

Also, who's his beau (with the matching shirt)?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 18:03 | 4289596 TruthInSunshine
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The Christmas pictures where Jamie Dimon is celebrating the birth of the Baby Jesus are especially heart warming.

And now back to your regularly scheduled program, with Ben Shalom Bernanke handing off the the lever to the Times Square New Year's Money Ball to Ole' Janet Yeller.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 18:08 | 4289624 Divided States ...
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God, this guy has such awful taste outside the fuckin office?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 18:16 | 4289637 Byte Me
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Doesn't matter how much loot you have, you can't buy taste.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 18:31 | 4289666 nope-1004
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"Rain falls on the just and unjust alike."


Two common themes in every picture:  Booze and bad clothes.  Please tell me this guy has something else he wants to tell the world?



Wed, 01/01/2014 - 10:13 | 4290636 Arius
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Q. so, again, why is jamie important???

A - question mark?

Q. yeah ....

A - dah, of course it is obvious why, dont everyone knows who he is?

Q> well, right, who is he anyway ... just another well paid and fully employed plebe, but no patrician by any means of imagination ... he will be forgotten sooner than you can imagine ... his impact ZERO

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 18:19 | 4289647 slotmouth
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He couldn't find a good spot for his presidential cufflinks on the hawaiian shirt.

Wed, 01/01/2014 - 02:40 | 4290442 Kaiser Sousa
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Tue, 12/31/2013 - 18:59 | 4289755 1100-TACTICAL-12
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a honest hard days work would kill any of these basterds deader than a hammer....

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 18:01 | 4289556 y3maxx
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Having fun while HFT does all the work

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 18:15 | 4289641 ZH Snob
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why do all the sycophants have white circles covering their faces?  aren't they proud of their master?

Wed, 01/01/2014 - 04:30 | 4290490 StychoKiller
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They are the egg(wo)men!

Wed, 01/01/2014 - 11:11 | 4290681 varnelius
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You're supposed to print them out really big, then cut out the white circles.  That way you and your loved onces can party with Jamie Dimon too!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 18:37 | 4289704 wee-weed up
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That's not dancing...

That's a writhing maggot!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 18:47 | 4289727 FightingtheFed
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They have destroyed the stock market, destroyed our economy and ruined our Nation.


They should all pay dearly for the evil they have perpetrated upon their fellow man. All of them!

Eliminate the Fed now and throw all the motherfuckers in prison where they belong!

Wed, 01/01/2014 - 14:19 | 4291072 Rafferty
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Yes indeed, they have 'ruined our nation' and in a way that's irrecoverable.

As Confucius say, no good turn goes unpunished.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 21:03 | 4289988 TheLoveArtist
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Never seen so many drunk Joooos since the last bar mitzvah I went to....oy vey

Wed, 01/01/2014 - 01:28 | 4290395 Trample the Wea...
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Well at least play this cocksucker's theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mbxe33BYW8&noredirect=1


Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:38 | 4289545 Dick Buttkiss
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While I don't believe in either, I would gladly give up heaven to see Dimon and his fellow banksters go to hell.

"God's work," indeed.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 18:25 | 4289668 lotsoffun
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hey, what happened to the chubby dog-faced bitch that was sacrificied for the london whale thing?


Wed, 01/01/2014 - 10:56 | 4290668 GMadScientist
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If you did, you could put it in terms of running certain swine off a cliff. Matt 8:31

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:41 | 4289546 pomlad5
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is he really that normal?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:42 | 4289561 Dagny Taggart
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Normal? lol You mean like... for a sociopath?

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:53 | 4289579 pomlad5
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Yes, at least borderline. Guess what. Borderline personalities are attracted and attract borderline personalities. He must be the king for his coworkers. Would you have him for your boss?

Wed, 01/01/2014 - 13:40 | 4290969 Tom Terrific
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He's NOT Borderline in any sense of the word.  He's plainly a Narcissistic Sociopath.

Wed, 01/01/2014 - 11:45 | 4290731 Vendetta
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Just because you can't SEE all the bodies crushed under their feet in the pics doesn't mean they're normal.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:40 | 4289553 Wile-E-Coyote
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Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:42 | 4289554 WhiteWolf
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It is so sad to think that those poor kids. Awe, I hope when the TSHTF, and they cant find any Dimons kids, well Jamie will be screaming, I AM RICHER THAN YOU!!


Wed, 01/01/2014 - 11:01 | 4290670 GMadScientist
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Hmmm...lots of people ordering the use of guillotines, not a lot of people making or pushing same.

That'll achieve somewheres between diddley and squat.



Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:43 | 4289558 spinone
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Happy New Year, you fucking douchebag!  If it weren't for taxpayer bailouts you'd be ruined by your own bad decisions.  You're the embodiment of crony capitalism.  Thats our house on the Hamptons, and our penthouse you're partying on, and someday I hope to see us take it back!

Fuck you!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:51 | 4289572 Indian_Goldsmith
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Perhaps you forget. JPM was not bailed out!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 21:06 | 4290000 TheLoveArtist
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I totally agree its easy to have that swagger in the first pic when you know the Tribe runs the FED and you can NEVER fail no matter how bad your bet was.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 18:38 | 4289694 Yes We Can. But...
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Prolly all that counterparty exposure woulda fried JPM had you and I and the rest not been put on the hook by our shitty Gubmint.
Jamie, I don't have much going on but no way on Earth would I trade places with you.

Wed, 01/01/2014 - 11:02 | 4290673 GMadScientist
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This one's dedicated to Jamie:


Tue, 12/31/2013 - 21:05 | 4289994 TheLoveArtist
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Nice to know the Russian and Ukrainian Oligarch members of the Tribe party Ashkenazi style just like the JEWSTREET oligarchs here in the USA.  I hear Abramovich popped the champagne bottle at Jamies party.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:45 | 4289559 DoChenRollingBearing
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Dupe, sorry

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:43 | 4289560 DoChenRollingBearing
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Such hubris invites retribution.

Tylers!  Publish addresses!  All of 'em!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:51 | 4289575 Dr. Destructo
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Viking raid at Dimon's place!

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:54 | 4289586 LetsGetPhysical
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I say Blood Eagle.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:44 | 4289566 loveyajimbo
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It would be just terrible if someone gave this mega-crook a savage beating and dumped him in the ocean with a 50lb bag of silver tied to his ankle.  I for one would be mortified.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:50 | 4289583 NotApplicable
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Especially when a 20lb bag would work.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:53 | 4289584 Dr. Destructo
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Waste of silver -I would be mortified too.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 17:59 | 4289597 withglee
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Pb is too valuable.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 20:37 | 4289945 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Ag and Pb can be put to better use. I propose a more fitting alternative. To one ankle attach a bundle of all the copper pipe that can be stripped from an abandoned house, and to the other ankle tie a large burlap bag filled with pieces of Chinese drywall.

Wed, 01/01/2014 - 12:05 | 4290774 MsCreant
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I'd settle for a bag weighted down with the paper work from all the loans signed by Linda Green. 

I know, that's water pollution. But still, a girl can dream...

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