Dancing With The Dimons

Tyler Durden's picture

It's not all work, work, work for the 1% who are trickling down their wealth effect and saving the USA one internet IPO at a time. The following images of the Dimons suggest they find time for some fun in between market manipulation, in which guilt is neither admitted nor denied, and litigation...

 

 

Which reminds us... It's good to be King...

Forward to 1:31...

 

Source: TalkingPointsMemo blog

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Pladizow's picture

Dancing with the Demons - Fixed it!

Skateboarder's picture

Typical rich-kid fraternity/sorority stuff.

*puke*

NotApplicable's picture

So... Dimon's wife is an admitted ho?

Also, who's his beau (with the matching shirt)?

TruthInSunshine's picture

The Christmas pictures where Jamie Dimon is celebrating the birth of the Baby Jesus are especially heart warming.

And now back to your regularly scheduled program, with Ben Shalom Bernanke handing off the the lever to the Times Square New Year's Money Ball to Ole' Janet Yeller.

Divided States of America's picture

God, this guy has such awful taste outside the fuckin office?

Byte Me's picture

Yep.

Doesn't matter how much loot you have, you can't buy taste.

nope-1004's picture

puke.

 

"Rain falls on the just and unjust alike."

 

Two common themes in every picture:  Booze and bad clothes.  Please tell me this guy has something else he wants to tell the world?

 

 

Arius's picture

Q. so, again, why is jamie important???

A - question mark?

Q. yeah ....

A - dah, of course it is obvious why, dont everyone knows who he is?

Q> well, right, who is he anyway ... just another well paid and fully employed plebe, but no patrician by any means of imagination ... he will be forgotten sooner than you can imagine ... his impact ZERO

slotmouth's picture

He couldn't find a good spot for his presidential cufflinks on the hawaiian shirt.

1100-TACTICAL-12's picture

a honest hard days work would kill any of these basterds deader than a hammer....

y3maxx's picture

Having fun while HFT does all the work

ZH Snob's picture

why do all the sycophants have white circles covering their faces?  aren't they proud of their master?

StychoKiller's picture

They are the egg(wo)men!

varnelius's picture

You're supposed to print them out really big, then cut out the white circles.  That way you and your loved onces can party with Jamie Dimon too!

wee-weed up's picture

 

 

That's not dancing...

That's a writhing maggot!

FightingtheFed's picture

They have destroyed the stock market, destroyed our economy and ruined our Nation.

 

They should all pay dearly for the evil they have perpetrated upon their fellow man. All of them!

Eliminate the Fed now and throw all the motherfuckers in prison where they belong!

Rafferty's picture

Yes indeed, they have 'ruined our nation' and in a way that's irrecoverable.

As Confucius say, no good turn goes unpunished.

TheLoveArtist's picture

Never seen so many drunk Joooos since the last bar mitzvah I went to....oy vey

Dick Buttkiss's picture

While I don't believe in either, I would gladly give up heaven to see Dimon and his fellow banksters go to hell.

"God's work," indeed.

lotsoffun's picture

hey, what happened to the chubby dog-faced bitch that was sacrificied for the london whale thing?

 

GMadScientist's picture

If you did, you could put it in terms of running certain swine off a cliff. Matt 8:31

pomlad5's picture

is he really that normal?

Dagny Taggart's picture

Normal? lol You mean like... for a sociopath?

pomlad5's picture

Yes, at least borderline. Guess what. Borderline personalities are attracted and attract borderline personalities. He must be the king for his coworkers. Would you have him for your boss?

Tom Terrific's picture

He's NOT Borderline in any sense of the word.  He's plainly a Narcissistic Sociopath.

Vendetta's picture

Just because you can't SEE all the bodies crushed under their feet in the pics doesn't mean they're normal.

WhiteWolf's picture

It is so sad to think that those poor kids. Awe, I hope when the TSHTF, and they cant find any Dimons kids, well Jamie will be screaming, I AM RICHER THAN YOU!!

TIME TO GET THIS OVER WITH ROLL THE F_____ GUILLOTINES

GMadScientist's picture

Hmmm...lots of people ordering the use of guillotines, not a lot of people making or pushing same.

That'll achieve somewheres between diddley and squat.

 

 

spinone's picture

Happy New Year, you fucking douchebag!  If it weren't for taxpayer bailouts you'd be ruined by your own bad decisions.  You're the embodiment of crony capitalism.  Thats our house on the Hamptons, and our penthouse you're partying on, and someday I hope to see us take it back!

Fuck you!

Indian_Goldsmith's picture

Perhaps you forget. JPM was not bailed out!

TheLoveArtist's picture

I totally agree its easy to have that swagger in the first pic when you know the Tribe runs the FED and you can NEVER fail no matter how bad your bet was.

Yes We Can. But Lets Not.'s picture

Prolly all that counterparty exposure woulda fried JPM had you and I and the rest not been put on the hook by our shitty Gubmint.
Jamie, I don't have much going on but no way on Earth would I trade places with you.

TheLoveArtist's picture

Nice to know the Russian and Ukrainian Oligarch members of the Tribe party Ashkenazi style just like the JEWSTREET oligarchs here in the USA.  I hear Abramovich popped the champagne bottle at Jamies party.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

 

 

Such hubris invites retribution.

Tylers!  Publish addresses!  All of 'em!

loveyajimbo's picture

It would be just terrible if someone gave this mega-crook a savage beating and dumped him in the ocean with a 50lb bag of silver tied to his ankle.  I for one would be mortified.

NotApplicable's picture

Especially when a 20lb bag would work.

Dr. Destructo's picture

Waste of silver -I would be mortified too.

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Ag and Pb can be put to better use. I propose a more fitting alternative. To one ankle attach a bundle of all the copper pipe that can be stripped from an abandoned house, and to the other ankle tie a large burlap bag filled with pieces of Chinese drywall.

MsCreant's picture

I'd settle for a bag weighted down with the paper work from all the loans signed by Linda Green. 

I know, that's water pollution. But still, a girl can dream...