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New York Declares State Of Emergency Ahead Of Nor'easter Snowstorm

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A day after the new NYC mayor was sworn in, it looks like he will be busy digging his brand new city from under "blizzardlike" conditions including 5-6 inches of snow, which it seems are enough for New York governor Andrew Cuomo to declare...

The road closures are already known:

Finally, some details on what to expect:

Authorities are prepping hundreds of plows and tons of salt, shutting down highways and making contingency plans for mass transportation as a powerful nor'easter that is expected to dump up to 10 inches of snow on parts of the tri-state area and bring caustic 25-mph winds bears down on the East Coast.


A blizzard warning is in effect for Long Island, and winter storm warnings are in effect for most of the tri-state through Friday morning and hundreds of flights at the region's three primary airports were canceled by mid-afternoon Thursday. A winter storm watch is in effect for central New Jersey and points south.


Flurries began falling late Wednesday into Thursday, leaving a light dusting of snow on roads and walkways for the first commute of the new year. Forecasters say snowfall will become heavier and steadier Thursday evening into Friday, accompanied by plunging temperatures and whipping winds that will make it feel like 10 degrees below zero in some spots overnight.


Gov. Cuomo has already announced the Long Island Expressway will be shut down at midnight within Nassau and Suffolk. The Queens section of the L.I.E. will remain open. Route 87 south of Albany will also be closed, and all of Route 84 will be shut down.


The roads will be reopened at 5 a.m., if conditions allow.


In New York City, 6 to 8 inches of fluffy snow are expected by Friday morning, and 8 to 10 inches of snow are possible north and west of the city and Long Island. Three to 6 inches are expected to fall in central and southern New Jersey.


The snowfall will combine with winds gusting up to 35 miles per hour to create possible white-out conditions, severely hampering visibility late Thursday into Friday, particularly in areas expected to see more accumulation. Drivers are urged to stay off the roads after Thursday afternoon.


The winds will cause the snow to drift onto roads, and the frigid temperatures will prevent any melting, which could make for dangerously slick roads for Friday's morning commute.


Mass transit is a "prudent option, given that highways may be closed," Gov. Andrew Cuomo said in a conference call with reporters Wednesday.


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Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:09 | 4294300 NoDebt
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I am definitely firing up the ATV and driving around the 'South 40' tomorrow!  Fuck the markets.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:15 | 4294311 TruthInSunshine
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Let's see if DeBlaaaaahsio can deliver the 50 billion taxpayer fiat dollars for New York City (i.e. The Chosen Land) given Snowpocalypse , as Bloomturd did when Sandy (i.e. The Storm of The Century) hit.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:20 | 4294324 hedgeless_horseman
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Here in Texas it is currently a "wintery" 50 degrees, the sun is shining, there is no state income tax, and I can carry a concealed firearm.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:20 | 4294354 Stackers
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Better start sending the SWAT teams door to door to make sure everyone has enough blankets and hot chocolate

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:26 | 4294364 hedgeless_horseman
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Make sure Mossad is there, again, to dance on the roof-tops while they document the storm with video cameras.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:35 | 4294394 JustObserving
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No need to do that now.  NYPD has been trained by Mossad.  NYPD has a branch in Israel now

The extreme militarization of American police forces has been brought to public attention by the tactics employed against Occupy protesters, which often appear more appropriate to counter-terrorism operations than to the control of non-violent protest. According to investigative journalist Max Blumenthal, however, the proper term for this ruthless suppression of dissent should be “Israelification.”

In an article which begins with examples of American police training alongside Israeli security forces, Blumenthal writes, “Having been schooled in Israeli tactics perfected during a 63 year experience of controlling, dispossessing, and occupying an indigenous population, local police forces have adapted them to monitor Muslim and immigrant neighborhoods in US cities. Meanwhile, former Israeli military officers have been hired to spearhead security operations at American airports and suburban shopping malls, leading to a wave of disturbing incidents of racial profiling, intimidation, and FBI interrogations of innocent, unsuspecting people. The New York Police Department’s disclosure that it deployed ‘counter-terror’ measures against Occupy protesters encamped in downtown Manhattan’s Zuccotti Park is just the latest example of the so-called War on Terror creeping into every day life. Revelations like these have raised serious questions about the extent to which Israeli-inspired tactics are being used to suppress the Occupy movement.”

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:48 | 4294455 negative rates
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Back in the day we would just put snow tires on the car, or maybe chains for a duzi here and there and just drive thru it. Todays all weather tires are about as useful as today's economic recovery.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:51 | 4294464 aVileRat
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Snow makes people work harder. True story.


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:14 | 4294508 knukles
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Easy fix:
Call it Global Snowing and tax the storm.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:43 | 4294615 IridiumRebel
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I escaped NY/CT this summer. Thank God. When CT went full retard on gun laws we left. Neighbor teaches concealed carry here in rural Ohio. Weekends you can hear the sound of rifles. Fuck that place.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 20:48 | 4294998 jimmytorpedo
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Shelter in place and don't forget your snow scissors.

NYPD will be by to relieve you of your real scissors in case you become desperate.

We have over a metre of snow and I just got a new 45 from santa's claws.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:21 | 4294526 SilverIsKing
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As part of the emergency measures, Gov Cuomo has issued executive orders to limit the number of bullets allowed in a magazine to three.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:31 | 4294562 666
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"Here in Texas it is currently a "wintery" 50 degrees, the sun is shining, there is no state income tax, and I can carry a concealed firearm."

Here in NJ it is currently a "wintery" 23 degrees heading for zero tomorrow night, the sun is nowhere to be seen all day, there is a significant state income tax and even more significant property tax, and I can't even carry a picture of a concealed firearm.

Wanna trade?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:46 | 4294630 flacon
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I used to live in New Jersey. Not only did I leave New Jersey, I escaped the USSA 4.5 years ago. 

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 19:02 | 4294680 666
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I wish I was intelligent like you.


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 20:00 | 4294833 SilverRhino
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I keep seeing this trade and the words "FUCK NO" keep blinking across the inside of my skull. 

Good luck to you in the People's Republic.  We'll keep a light on for ya in Texas.  

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 20:49 | 4294922 _SILENCER
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I envy Texas.

Here I sit, deep in Subroutine 78 of the Matrix. Southern Cali, weather to die for, the glorious sun for more days in a year than most can imagine. Seems like paradise.


But it isn't.


Taxes are ASStronomical. Sales goddamn tax alone in Santa Monica is fucking 9.5 percent. Can you goddamn believe that? Say you go to a restaurant and have a killer meal and a great waiter. Expect to slap and extra goddamn THIRD on to your fucking bill. Fuel is insane. Electricity is insane. The red carpet is rolled out for anything dumb as a bag of cat shit that managed to make it across the Arizona desert without exploding inot a oozing pile of Pico de Gallo. The place has been run over entirely by illegal aliens as feral Negroes roam the hood. Thank least they can't shoot straight. Rough if you're an eight year old on a bike in South LA, not so bad if you keep a 1911 in the nightstand. In a North Hollywood bank the other day I noticed I was the only caucasian. That war, my friends, is lost.

Our gun laws swallow giant pools of cock. Handgun Safety Cards issued by cluleess authoritarian liberals. Long Gun registraiton. Private gun sales must be conducted art FFL's. Some goddamn counties don;t allow internet ammo sales to be shipped to your home. Nannystate Light Bulbs. Billboards advertising faggot lifestyle everwhere in LA. Get your AIDS test, Jimmy.

This place is fucking doomed.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 21:32 | 4295131 Uncle Remus
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This place is fucking doomed

Shit Jimmy,  some of us have known that for 30+ years.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 03:10 | 4295833 cbxer55
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Why I left in 2002, moved to Oklahoma. First thing I did was get a concelaed weapon license. Had it eer since, good for ten years now. They trust me with a gun longer than they do a car.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 19:03 | 4294688 Rusty Shorts
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Shelter in place, do not come out.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:21 | 4294358 Colonel Klink
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Same here in Florida.  Where the only thing we dislike more than books, is reading.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:25 | 4294386 Sudden Debt
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How do you know what kind of cereal you eat in the morning when you don't read?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:27 | 4294398 Colonel Klink
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It's always the same......GRITS!

God don't you ignorant Europeons know ANYTHING?!? ;)

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:23 | 4294540 Sudden Debt
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we need to visit pigfarms to see how Americans eat so forgive us for not knowing everything ;)

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 19:24 | 4294744 Colonel Klink
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Come on down I'll show you one down here, they eat everything, even sudden debt. ;)

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:22 | 4294369 Skateboarder
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Oh yeah, we have fecesbook and sploogle. Beat that sucka.

/sarc of course

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:18 | 4294504 Ignatius
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Ah, yes, fecesbook.  I 'post' everyday (when things are working right).

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:26 | 4294372 Sudden Debt
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well, here in belgium which lies on the same circle as New York, it's 56 degrees. The warmest since decades :)

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:30 | 4294397 Stoploss
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My nipples are froze an it's not even four yet. 

Hey, but no state of emergency until the balls begin to freeze.




Just plaster those all over the broken plows.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:33 | 4294406 Uncle Remus
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A wee bit north of the Red River just off the I-35 it is a wintery 35 degrees, we do have a state income tax and I can carry an open or concealed firearm. And I do.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:41 | 4294415 hedgeless_horseman
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Do you work at one of the Indian casinos, on a wind farm, or are you a rancher?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:39 | 4294430 Uncle Remus
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Neither. Interesting question though. You edited that didn't you.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 03:13 | 4295835 cbxer55
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Uncle Remus, sounds like you live in Oklahoma too. Only place I know around these parts where open carry is legal. I OC a Kimber 1911 quite frequently here in the OKC area.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 08:48 | 4296057 Uncle Remus
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Yes. I am never without in OKC when I am there on client business. I work all over the state (and at odd hours on occasion), which outside of greater Tulsa & OKC, is essentially rural.

Based on your upstream, I've been in OK about as long as you, left AZ due to crime, the high COL and well, other incursions.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 16:32 | 4297627 cbxer55
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I sent you a contact notification. We should try and stay in touch with one another via another means besides here. Next time your in OKC, we can get together for lunch or dinner.

I am just unsure how things work around here. I have both you and Miffed set so I can follow your posts, and never get anything at all, even though you both post every day. 

So therefore, not sure how the contact thingie works.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:33 | 4294419 Bangin7GramRocks
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Whoopidy fucking do! Haven't ya'll seceded yet? I'm still waiting.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:38 | 4294431 quasimodo
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Here in my corner of IA it's colder than !@#$, we have a state income tax and I carry to my hearts content thank you very much.

At least that last part makes the first part bearable.


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:46 | 4294452 Citxmech
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Here in Washington State, it is about 45 deg., we have no State income tax, we can carry concealed, AND we can legally smoke pot.  Who can beat that?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:02 | 4294491 Cobra
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Southern NH. 5 degrees, snowin and blowin, no income tax, no sales tax, open carry or conceal with permit ($10 for 5 years), and there's no motorcycle helmet law if you're over 18... Weed isn't legal per sey, but no one's gonna bust your balls unless you're driving around high.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:32 | 4294565 knukles
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Here in my part of the Democratic People's Republic California, it's beautiful all year round.  I play golf at least twice a week, mostly in shirt sleeves or a sweater, we are taxed so much that people are migrating elsewhere, the State has it's arm up our arses to the elbow without any KY, the laws being passed by the Progressive Marxists here are unbearably intrusive, statist and just plain fucking dumb, I cannot carry openly unless I want to spend the rest of my life in the Buggery Basement at Pelican Bay and if I were to own a firearm in any case, I sure as shit wouldn't get it registered or get a carry permit as they'd know right were to come when the confiscation begins, but that's a moot point for me.  (But there are substitutes, like baseball bats, knives, bows and arrows, Tazers, Mace and heads on sticks.)  I even get to have illustrious intelligentsia like Maxine Water represent my state in Congress, all of whom still probably get airlifted back and forth between coasts on air-force equipment running up bottomless tabs on decades old Scotch, caviar and champagne. And most people out here are indeed a little bat-shit crazy, but then again, it is known as the precursor to American Society and Culture.  Except for New Jersey and Snooki, et al, who we even laugh at.  So fucking there, I dare you to beat that.

Nowhere is the weather as great, the radiation as high and the people as idiotically liberal, etc., etc., etc....

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 19:09 | 4294701 Rusty Shorts
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Just got back from SoCal, aparrently they get miffed when I flick my cigarette butts out the window of my buddies H1 Hummer...losers

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 03:12 | 4295837 cbxer55
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Here in Oklahoma, the gun you carry with your ccw permit does not have to be registered. Ain't that a nice addition? ;-)

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 04:44 | 4295880 Jorgen
Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:16 | 4294515 disabledvet
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minus twenty and the girls only get hotter. bring on minus thirty.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:36 | 4294585 NotApplicable
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Anyone who cares little about the machinations of the criminal class?

Personally, I could give a fuck about what any of them believe I'm allowed to do.

(Well, as long as the guns remain pointed in another direction.)

No true law needs to ever be written down (as it is obvious), while anything written can never carry the force of a true law.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 19:59 | 4294843 SilverRhino
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You have pot, we have Machine Guns and Destructive Devices here in Texas.   

Keep your pot :) 


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:55 | 4294667 yabyum
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H/H, 50 degrees? I would have my spring greens in at that temp. Meanwhile here in Utah you can c-carry, you just can not breath the air.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 19:26 | 4294742 XitSam
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Here in Phoenix, at 4pm it is 74°, and I have always been able to open carry a pistol (unlike texas which pretends to be a gun rights state but isn't).

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:12 | 4294302 Rainman
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NY'ers should go hug a global warming clown today

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:16 | 4294327 Colonel Klink
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NY'ers should hug a global warming wood chipper.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:34 | 4294408 Uncle Remus
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way to kick while chips are down...

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:32 | 4294570 knukles
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Upper East Side Limousine Liberals should just outlaw the bad weather and tax it away.

Not to worry, that new Mayor Bosco has it covered

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 19:36 | 4294774 Meat Hammer
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Come on, knuks!  All they need is a sign reading No Bad Weather Zone, then break out the men's capri pants and sandals!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:18 | 4294304 Dr. Engali
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New York should have declared a state of emergency when NYC elected Bloomturd, and now Blasio for mayors. Good riddance to the whole cesspool. What a bunch of pussies.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:25 | 4294343 Colonel Klink
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I can't help but up vote anyone who compares New York (city) with cesspool. +1

Awwww, did dat hurt yo wittle NY feelwings?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:28 | 4294388 superflex
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OK.  Along with George Soros, all NY'ers can lick my salty nuts.


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:29 | 4294399 Colonel Klink
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Well they DO like the little ones!  You're in luck.

PS - Thanks for the set up! ;)

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:51 | 4294463 negative rates
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It's gonna get Harry soon now that most of bitches have hit the trail leaving the money behind.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:10 | 4294305 the not so migh...
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Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:23 | 4294359 Sudden Debt
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yeah... give them all a train ticket to detroit.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:58 | 4294656 25or6to4
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NY'ers will never go anyplace where's there is " no good delis".

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:59 | 4294683 yabyum
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A good deli is important.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:30 | 4294404 Colonel Klink
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Please don't evacuate.  No one wants NY'ers!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:12 | 4294310 pods
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Cuomo also said that in NY, you can only have 7 inches of snow.  He declared that you have no need for more than that for any legal purpose.


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:23 | 4294356 The man with po...
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Yeah you can't control mother nature bitchez! Wait what's with HAARP and chem trails?

Fuck it, we're playing with fire.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:36 | 4294578 knukles
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Amazing how few people have woken up to those realities.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 19:41 | 4294782 Meat Hammer
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You don't need more than 7 inches of snow to freeze a deer!!!

It was funny in my head.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 19:47 | 4294799 dynomutt
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Now now, I've been told that 7" is bigger than average.


At least, that's the impression that Mr. Vonnegut gave me.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:12 | 4294313 becky quick and...
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northern wisconsin laughs at you. laughs.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:53 | 4294645 NotApplicable
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As are those other New Yorkers living in Buffalo and other lake-effect snow areas.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:12 | 4294314 superflex
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Fucking pussies.  Barely worth firing up the snow blower for less than 6"

I guess NY is composed of banksters and lawyers.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:19 | 4294341 Skateboarder
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Don't forget the minimum, slightly higher than minimum, and median wage workers who the banksters and lawyers live off of.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:14 | 4294317 Mike in GA
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Bet NYers will look back fondly on Bloomberg by this time next year.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:21 | 4294355 JustObserving
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Why?  Bloomberg was a fascist who ignored the Constitution and illegally searched everybody and turned the NYPD into a fascist, military police:

Bloomberg's main achievement was illegally stopping and frisking 1800 New Yorkers every day of his term. And the not-so-secret stop-and-frisk quota for every New York cop.

He also brought in drones and the Israeli miltary and police to train NY cops, the Israelification of the NYPD. The NYPD even opened a branch in Israel.

Bloomberg made New York safe for fascism.

“Given the amount of training the NYPD and so many other police forces have received from Israel’s military-intelligence apparatus,” Blumenthal concludes, “and the profuse levels of gratitude American police chiefs have expressed to their Israeli mentors, it is worth asking how much Israeli instruction has influenced the way the police have attempted to suppress the Occupy movement, and how much it will inform police repression of future upsurges of street protest. But already, the Israelification of American law enforcement appears to have intensified police hostility towards the civilian population, blurring the lines between protesters, common criminals, and terrorists.”

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:22 | 4294367 The man with po...
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"blurring the lines between protesters, common criminals, and terrorists"

In America everyones a terrorist. Only in America!

Exceptionalism bitchez!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:26 | 4294374 Colonel Klink
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Yeah because DeBlazio will keep the same practice in place while bitching about the prior admin.  Oh wait that was Obama, never mind, same difference.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:36 | 4294417 El Vaquero
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Fortunately, you will not have to worry about the police having the gray matter to put what they learned from Israelis to use.




No. 99-9188



Appearing for Appellant: Diane Polan, New Haven, Connecticut

Appearing for Appellee: Ralph J. Monaco, Conway & Londregan, P.C., New London, Connecticut

Appeal from the United States District Court for the District of Connecticut (Dorsey, Judge).

ON CONSIDERATION WHEREOF, IT IS HEREBY ORDERED, ADJUDGED, AND DECREED that the judgment of said District Court be and it hereby is AFFIRMED.

On March 16, 1996, plaintiff Robert Jordan and 500 other applicants underwent a written screening process conducted by the Law Enforcement Council of Southeastern Connecticut, Inc. ("LEC"), a coalition of fourteen cities and towns, for a position as a police officer. That testing process operated as an initial screen for participating police departments. The testing material included the Wonderlic Personnel Test and Scholastic Level Exam ("WPT"), which purports to measure cognitive ability. An accompanying manual listed recommended scores for various professions and cautioned that because overqualified candidates may soon become bored with unchallenging work and quit, "[s]imply hiring the highest scoring employee can be self-defeating." Jordan scored a 33 on the WPT, above the median for any listed occupation, and well over the normative median of 21 suggested for a police patrol officer.

In the fall of 1996, Jordan learned that the city of New London was interviewing candidates. Upon further inquiry, however, he learned from assistant city manager Keith Harrigan that he would not be interviewed because he "didn't fit the profile." Plaintiff, who was 46 years old, suspected age discrimination and filed an administrative complaint with the Connecticut Commission on Human Rights and Opportunities. The city responded that it removed Jordan from consideration because he scored a 33 on the WPT, and that to prevent frequent job turnover caused by hiring overqualified applicants the city only interviewed candidates who scored between 20 and 27.

Plaintiff brought a civil rights action in the District Court for the District of Connecticut (Dorsey, Judge) alleging that the city and Harrigan denied him equal protection in violation of the Fourteenth Amendment and Article 4, Section 20, of the Connecticut Constitution. On August 29, 1999, the district court granted defendants' motion for summary judgment, finding no suspect classification and that defendants had "shown . . . a rational basis" for the policy. We agree that New London's use of an "upper cut" did not violate the equal protection clause and affirm the judgment of the district court.



Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:55 | 4294470 negative rates
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Don't fret, we're about to turn that whole place into a tomato farm soon, so I suggest you get out while the gettin is good or take ur chances at being stranded.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:03 | 4294493 El Vaquero
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New London?  If so, good.  Tear that place down.  It shouldn't be on the map, after Kelo v New London.  I don't live anywhere near there. 

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:12 | 4294506 negative rates
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It was your money or your life 13 years ago,  they aint paid up yet and now they are running out of time.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:15 | 4294318 Colonel Klink
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So they're shutting down New Vagina?  Did Status Cuomo check with DeBlazae?

It takes a village to puss out when they can't handle a few inches.

Imagine what would happen if there was a real crisis, like everybody else's money drying up.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:20 | 4294328 I Am Not a Copp...
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"You don't need hundreds of plows and tons of salt to kill a deeeaaahhh!" - A. Bluomo

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:20 | 4294329 Rising Sun
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Ah fuck - what the hell - everyone take another week off in NYC - there's going to be snow flurries.


The mayor is paying for it.


Isn't big brother fucking excellent??

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:17 | 4294334 Sudden Debt
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Snow in New York, Legal weed in Colorado...


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:21 | 4294340 boeing747
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Send this message to al gore.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:22 | 4294345 ConManipulation
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FUCK CUOMO!!  God Damned Fascist Dictator Piece of Shit!!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:28 | 4294385 Colonel Klink
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Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:22 | 4294363 thewayitis
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 Guess they can't drive the Audi, Mercedes or BMW's in this shit ha ....




Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:26 | 4294373 superflex
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Drove my S4 in the snow today.  

Good fun.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:23 | 4294370 moonman
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Here on Long Island we are sheltering in place.

That place is a bar by my house

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:26 | 4294371 icanhasbailout
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"state of emergency" = we can shoot you

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:26 | 4294389 Colonel Klink
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The police do that anyways when they're going for a perp.  No need for the SOE.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:24 | 4294380 Tenshin Headache
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Might be a lot more retail investors watching the market tomorrow than usual, what with being snowed in.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:25 | 4294383 Save_America1st
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but, but, but, but global's all been're all just racist global warming deniars, that's what you're all just racists and stupid people too...mean and stupid deniars of the global warming epidemic that will burn the planet into a fireball like the sun unless we kill 6.5 Billion people, stop exhaling CO2 and water vapor, save the poor polar bears from drowning in melted glaciers, and tax everybody for being breathing, eating, racist global warming DENIAR RACISTS!!!

/snikker... ;-)

How come nobody plays the knockout game on any of the global warming fuck-tards???  Now that would be putting a right cross and an upper-cut to good use. 

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:29 | 4294393 Tenshin Headache
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Are you paid to write like that, or is it just a public service?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 19:06 | 4294696 Save_America1st
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Al?  Is that you?  I know, I and your kind can't take global warming/climate change humor from us "racist deniars"'s that humongous mansion in California working out for you?  I'm sure it's totally off-grid and has no "carbon footprint" at all, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhht? ;-)

So Al...have you run a geiger counter around your property in Malibu lately?  I'm sure the massive amounts of Fukushima radiation that will soon be wafting into your living room non-stop for decades to come will do wonders for your property values and your health as well!  Live long and prosper, Al ;-)


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:29 | 4294391 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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This is about federal emergency funds and nothing more. Watch the dollars go from Obama to his lackeys on the east coast.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 21:22 | 4295111 Uncle Remus
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Ding, ding MFing ding.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:30 | 4294392 Mercury
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This just in:

Incoming socialist mayor declares municipal worker overtime bonanza.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:31 | 4294400 Jack Burton
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Damn! Another snowstorm? Yikes, how many does this make? I read the UK papers every morning and have been following since last year the steady stream of North Atlantic and North Sea storms that crash into Britain, it is nearly endless.

The Jet Stream is in an unusual deep wave pattern which gets stuck in place for long periods, Depending on which side of the jet stream you are on, you can be locked into storm after storm. This is just how the UK has been and now New England. Evidence from the changing ocean currents and the unglued jet stream seem to indicate that New England could see cold winters and severe storms, the same for England.

I am stuck on the cold side of the big jet stream dip, and for us, that means cold. Sunday coming up we expect a high of -17 degrees F, and a low of -32 degrees F. I can assure you from years of living up here, anything under -30F is fucking cold! Funny thing once when I had a girl friend from Australia, she came to stay with me for the Holidays. Coming from Midsummer in Melbourne Victoria, to Northern Minnesota in late December. That poor girl damn near died. She kept breathing through her nose and nearly froze he sinuses. I finally convinced her that you must breath through your mouth in weather below zero.

From my following of climate news, I believe the pattern that the NE and England experience now should continue until there is some bigger influence to break the pattern. El Nino is due, this coming year, if it indeed does develop, then hang onto your hats, if you are long insurance companies that are into property coverage, I suggest getting the hell out right now. Go long building supply companies, I am looking into such an investment on a small scale, IF I see the big El nino event developing.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:46 | 4294445 Herd Redirectio...
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Jet stream getting stuck never used to happen until what, a  decade ago?

But weather manipulation is just a conspiracy, of course.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 19:21 | 4294733 Rusty Shorts
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Friday 27 Dec 2013 "Stratospheric warming and a cold January" by The SI Weather

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 19:32 | 4294756 marriedgeordie
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greetings from Northeast England - nothing to see here, just the usual rain. UK for the press = London and the Southeast, where the local banksters live.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:32 | 4294405 Eagle Keeper
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Another Sandy?  All those grid-tied only solar systems - when the grid is down your solar setup is worthless....   

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:35 | 4294412 Kelley
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Apparently, Coumo had an insatiable need to get his name in the paper.



Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:33 | 4294420 SteveGennisonBa...
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Just east of Cleveland here along the lake.  I have a deck table out in this and took a ruler out.  Measured exactly 17 inches and counting.  Everyone here is still driving around like theres no snow.  

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:37 | 4294422 Atomizer
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Don't throw any snowballs at city sanitation workers, $1,500 fine. Report any suspectous activity by calling 311 or

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:42 | 4294437 rtalcott
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it's's a storm...shit does happen...

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:46 | 4294451 yrad
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"New York Declares State Of Emergency Ahead Of Future Pension Payments"



Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:55 | 4294471 Eagle Keeper
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They gotta have something to blame Q1's bad economic numbers on.....

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:02 | 4294489 Fix It Again Timmy
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Wow!  A snowstorm in winter!  Who would have thought...If Indian Point had a melt-down, the message would be that it is of no concern, continue to shop....

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:14 | 4294505 rtalcott
Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:16 | 4294507 22winmag
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Another mayor who sits down when he pees.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:17 | 4294520 Stanley Lord
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New York City (where I live) is a laughing stock.

We are a bunch of pussies wetting our pants because it is going to snow tonight.


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:24 | 4294538 gafgroocK
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Think Washington DC, the place that shuts down two days BEFORE an 1" of snow "hits"

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:32 | 4294571 realWhiteNight123129
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92 degrees here and wearing bermudas....

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:39 | 4294599 gwar5
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Unintended consequences of trying to centrally plan the weather.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 18:50 | 4294648 Caveman93
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5-6 inches of snow? That's a dusting in Oswego. LOL! Puzzies!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 19:42 | 4294796 dynomutt
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Buffalo and the whole Southern Tier laugh at you NYC pussies.

8-10"? HAH!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 20:47 | 4295002 q99x2
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I wanna go. I've been in a State of Emergency ever since Fall semester got out. I should have take Winter but I couldn't get Yellen up my FASFA.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 21:02 | 4295047 whoopsing
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As  kids growing up on LI, we would engage in a practice we called skitching where you wuld hang out by astop sign and grab on to the back bumper of a car and get yourself dragged along on snow covered roads.Coumo probably went to ballet lessons

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 21:14 | 4295069 Firing Pin
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82 in FL today, no state income tax and carry concealed all day long baby!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 21:52 | 4295199 Reaper
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Up north here it was 7 below and I was out for two hours with just a hat with my face exposed and had my glove off for 20 minutes. When I returned home, the government was issuing warnings about have any skin exposed for 5 minutes in Boston. What's Chicken Little's number at the weather bureau, so I can obtain government help?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 22:34 | 4295321 Professorlocknload
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'Bout time Cali took the next 6 months off ahead of the next quake. Get Moonbeam on the line.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 23:01 | 4295389 Bitchin Bear
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Having our own mini blizzard here in north Georgia mountains. 18 degrees, 20 mph winds and a half inch of snow. Bring out the snow plows the pups don't like to make yellow snow. 


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 23:20 | 4295428 BigSpruce
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The " Il Duce on the Hudson " has decreed - no drivers shall be seen on the wee dictator's roads. What a joke. Who in their right mind would live in that hellhole. I live in Maine -its bad enough - but I could never imagine dealing with the full blown tyrants and their retard decrees ,found in New Yaawk. At least here in Maine the tyrants ruling us are restrained by a modicum of common sense. Then again they could decree and everyone  15 miles north of the coast would just say fuck em!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 23:24 | 4295443 Dingleberry
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Generally speaking, liberal cities can always use an enema provided by mother nature.

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 01:20 | 4299013 rex-lacrymarum
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Global warming strikes again

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