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Walmart's Latest Chinese Food Scandal: Diluting Ass With Fox

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"We are deeply sorry for this whole affair," said Wal-Mart's China president after the world's largest retailer recalled donkey meat sold at some outlets in China after tests showed the product contained the DNA of other animals - including fox. "It is a deep lesson (for us) that we need to continue to increase investment in supplier management," repeat-offender Wal-Mart added as Reuters reports the tainted "five-spice" donkey meat may mean "wealthy shoppers will start to lose the trust [in Wal-Mart's brand] they had before." Donkey meat is a popular snack in some areas of China, but as one bemused customer noted, oddly, "Isn't fox meat more expensive than donkey meat anyway?"


Via Reuters,

Wal-Mart Stores Inc, the world's largest retailer, has recalled donkey meat sold at some outlets in China after tests showed the product contained the DNA of other animals, the U.S. company said.


Wal-Mart will reimburse customers who bought the tainted "Five Spice" donkey meat and is helping local food and industry agencies in eastern Shandong province investigate its Chinese supplier, it said late on Wednesday in official posts on China's Twitter-like Weibo. The Shandong Food and Drug Administration earlier said the product contained fox meat.


The scandal could dent Wal-Mart's reputation for quality in China's $1 trillion food and grocery market where it plans to open 110 new stores in the next few years.




This is another hit on Wal-Mart's brand, meaning wealthy shoppers will start to lose the trust they had before," said Shaun Rein, Shanghai-based managing director of China Market Research (CMR) Group. CMR estimates Wal-Mart's market share fell from 7.5 percent to 5.2 percent over the last three years.


Donkey meat is a popular snack in some areas of China




"We are deeply sorry for this whole affair," said Wal-Mart's China president and CEO, Greg Foran. "It is a deep lesson (for us) that we need to continue to increase investment in supplier management."


The U.S. retailer has had a troubled past in China. In 2011, China fined Wal-Mart, along with Carrefour, a combined 9.5 million yuan ($1.57 million) for manipulating product prices. Wal-Mart was also fined that year in China for selling duck meat past its expiry date.




"Isn't fox meat more expensive than donkey meat anyway?" asked one bemused user.


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Thu, 01/02/2014 - 09:58 | 4292894 zerozulu
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FOX is always full of "donkeys". but first time "donkey is mixed with "FOX"

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:06 | 4292909 Max Damage
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OK so they have admitted to Fox being in there. SO what are they to afraid to admit is actually in there with it??

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:06 | 4292920 Headbanger
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Fox and dogs have very similar DNA. 


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:12 | 4292922 hedgeless_horseman
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If you didn't raise it, butcher it, and cook it, then you don't really know what it is that you are eating.

Last weekend, we roasted some of our young cocks in front of the fireplace, and served them with Texas rice and cauliflower from our garden.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:10 | 4292933 Pladizow
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In a society that is known to eat dog, does this really matter?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:15 | 4292934 tip e. canoe
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and why is eating a dog any worse than eating a chicken or a lamb or a cow or a donkey or a fox?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:15 | 4292945 BLOTTO
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The point is - 'they' are lying to us...AGAIN.


Go ahead and eat bat soup, just dont tell us afterwards that the meat is chicken...

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:21 | 4292953 tip e. canoe
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indeed.   but who's "they" and who's "us"?

do these categories have particular societal & cultural characteristics or are they much broader?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:36 | 4293003 whstlblwr
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"They" are "us"

>A blizzard, a New Year reading list for us…then get busy

Engagement from Scratch! How Super-Community Builders Create a Loyal Audience-- for spreading the word, build your online community.

Sky Burial: An Eyewitness Account of China's Brutal Crackdown in Tibet: examplefor one future

48 Laws of Power: for your banker friends, how to be the best sociopath you can be ( most stolen book in the prison library).

Pharmako/Poeia, Pharmako/Dynamis, Pharmako/Gnosis: “Sometimes the forest person will be sitting in a chair that is really an anaconda, and will ask you if you want to learn. If this happens, just say yes.”

The Guerrilla Guide to How To Fight A Debt Collection Lawsuit (The Guerrilla Guides to the Law): if you want to stick it to the banker, don’t borrow.

Bumping Back, for those who feel left out and want to be on the list.

Hoke: currency-war suspense. Petroruble!

Doctor Rat: a different view of fredom-- fucking hilarious

Protectors: Stories to Benefit PROTECT, for charity, entertaining stories and help the group.

A Book of Surrealist Games: free your mind

Cool Tools: A Catalog of Possibilities: reviews for 1,500 different tools

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 13:14 | 4293504 TruthInSunshine
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Donkey tastes like mutton, and fox tastes like hedgehog.

Any Chinaman knowns this.

Happy New Year, bitchez!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 15:30 | 4293974 Boris Alatovkrap
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Ass, fox, pussy, any small rodent, just remember shave first before ingest.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 16:08 | 4294113 TerminalDebt
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I agree, shaved pussy is best

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 13:43 | 4293627 tip e. canoe
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excellent, catalogued for future reference, gracias.

here's one back at ya:

haven't read it yet, but the author's a hoot and a gardener to boot.


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:51 | 4293040 Tom_333
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Roadkill caaserole...beaver and opossum and raccoon and squirell and...where did I see that. Hmm Simpsons with the irrepressible Cletus feeding his vast horde of off-spring?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 12:31 | 4293336 Bananamerican
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No thanks..... I'll stick with my Foxy Ass... I'm "gung ho" for that "phat chow"!!!!

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 00:12 | 4295573 mkkby
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What the hell kind of animal is Goofy anyway?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 12:59 | 4293448 Lost My Shorts
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Exactly ... gather up any dead thing you can find, add five spices to cover up the taste, call it donkey, and the Chinese will eat it.

Probably the five-spice donkey has included some random-burger since the Song dynasty, but prior to bourgeois DNA testing, no one was the wiser.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 13:36 | 4293598 Miffed Microbio...
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This is why flu viruses can recombine so readily to create nascent lethal forms potentially causing millions of deaths worldwide. Vaccines against these strains probably won't be effective until after many have died. So many different animals living in unsanitary conditions makes for viral heaven. Look for the next world pandemic to originate in this region.


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:35 | 4293169 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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When you teach a chicken and a cow to fetch my slippers I will eat dog.

Pets are food when the SHTF until then I will think of fido as family not protein.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 12:28 | 4293334 philosophers bone
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Dogs have personality.  Personality goes a long way.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 13:42 | 4293617 _SILENCER
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I couldn't eat a carnivore...but I have found in my experience that dogs--not all but most--are slavelike clods that refuse to wash themselves.  As a cute bonus, some of them literally eat feces.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 16:38 | 4294199 hedgeless_horseman
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I couldn't eat a carnivore

What about fish?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 12:30 | 4293341 philosophers bone
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Dupe - got excited about Pulp Fiction reference

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:16 | 4292940 BaBaBouy
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Hows About Some Skunk Nuggets To Go Along

With That "Five Spice" donkey meat, Mr. Chow???

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:15 | 4292942 insanelysane
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I'm thinking fox was a cover for humans.  The tests say whatever they are told to say not what actually was.  

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:28 | 4292976 Cruel Aid
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Good God think of the savings! All they have to do is legislate no more testing.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:00 | 4293057 pods
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Think smaller, and more legs.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:01 | 4293068 Colonel Klink
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Soylent Chink?

Yeah I said it!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:21 | 4293127 Ignatius
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Don't say 'chinks', say 'chinese restaurant'.

'Chinks' is bigoted.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:27 | 4293135 Colonel Klink
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Yeah I'm sorry us krauts don't have a filter.  I should correct it to Soylent Yellow.


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:33 | 4293160 Ignatius
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You're a square head?  Me too.

Should have guessed from your name.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:34 | 4293174 Colonel Klink
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I'm not square, I've been told I'm pretty hip.

What are you raycis or somethin?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:39 | 4293182 Ignatius
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Here's the reference (short clip):

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:59 | 4293192 Colonel Klink
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Hadn't seen that before.  I thought you were going to reference "square heads".  I've never heard the term before.  I must have cabbage for brains.


I'm SO offended!  Oh wait, I'm not.  I'm not a thin skinned pussy who can't take a little raysizm.  I'm an equal opportunity offender.  Doesn't change how I treat individuals.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:25 | 4292962 Seasmoke
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So what about your Wiz Chicken Plucker ???

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:30 | 4292981 hedgeless_horseman
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It will pluck three chickens clean in under ten seconds.  Anyone can build a Whizbang chicken plucker!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:56 | 4293053 Hulk
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* No chickens were actually harmed during these pluckings !!!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 13:40 | 4293621 Overfed
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Thanks for the link. I've been kinda curious about building a plucker.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:34 | 4292999 CheapBastard
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Chicken Processed In China May Begin Showing Up In U.S.



Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:54 | 4293050 vxpatel
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another reason to avoid all processed foods, especially meat. there is no telling what these corrupt companies will use as ingredients to increase profits.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:05 | 4293077 Colonel Klink
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Makes you wonder if that shank you get from Smithfield foods is actually pork!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:29 | 4293151 pods
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Just look for "Long Pig" on the label.


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:31 | 4293165 Colonel Klink
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I thought it may be labeled "Junk in the trunk roast" for the Amurikan marketplace.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 00:16 | 4295584 mkkby
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Did you think those floating pig carcasses went to waste?  You know some company bought them cheap, then found a way to hide them in some processed food product. 

I'd be very wary of suasages, spam or any kind of mystery meat.  Unless you are like Hedgeless and you grow your own.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 14:14 | 4293739 akak
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Ah, ah, there go those Chinese 'asian' Citizenism citizens, blobbing-up the carnivory offuscational means once again, same story as always.  Wokking the dog and calling it an ass. Made me laugh.

But hey, when the Chinese citizenism fox is guarding the henhouse, might as well consumptionalize the cat is out of the bag and call it a hypocritizenistic job well done.

Alas, alas, five spice donkeys alas, just have to (eat) bear with it.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 14:37 | 4293810 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Alas, alas, three gorges clogged by river pigs alas, Chinese citizenism offuscational denialry has served well onto this point, but limitions of capacitance are reaching precipitously. While General Tso woks his dog, kittens are coming home to roast.

The last Chinese citizenism citizen on Earth could be a parangon of one's own genre, denying that the crusty bits he eats from a lizard tail are reptilicious.

But hey, history, ethics, idealism, mettle. All is flexible, and tasty with a spicy ginger sauce, in Chinese citizenism.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 14:52 | 4293871 akak
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Ah, ah, butt as Confucious say, "a journey of a thousand roadside squattings begins with a single wokked dog in spicy ginger sauce."

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 20:52 | 4295011 StychoKiller
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I swear, if you two would dress up like coolees, you would have one helluva comedy routine! :>D

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 21:00 | 4295042 akak
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Abbot and Costerro, or Rauler and Haldy?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 21:15 | 4295079 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Gift to US 'american' citizens with conscious of budget frugals: tells coupon of free admittings one when paid admittings another same show comediatrics. Advertises promotion propagandery within Grand Coolee Gazette find coupon diligently.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 21:22 | 4295103 akak
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Even of bettering up the frugalitarianness dealings of, offering of snack of no charge for purchase of more than five tickets to comeditarian events of high delights.

"With six you get egglorr".

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 21:33 | 4295130 nmewn
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ROTFL!!!...if you guys hooked up with Boris you could all retire in a year.

Its become a ZH cult classic ;-)

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 21:48 | 4295179 akak
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Alas, alas, toss in one more alas, absenceing of original ananonymous Chinese Citizenism scrapegoat of inspirationalized mirth making grow pain in the many places of humor skeleton structures, feeling of.  Leading to eventualized staleness of mockerys of citizenism, nonsense within trending toward the downside.  Same story as the Nights of Saturday Living, years ago already.

But hey, the eternal nature of US 'comedian' Citizenism being what it was, can only kick the can of citizenism satire while extruding blame through the posterior and stick to the road that he is on.  Just need to avoid the sides of it --- very messy, very crusty, new world odor blobbing-up to infinitude of pervading wokked dog fecal rankness of fabled Middle Kingdom past and present.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 21:31 | 4295137 TheFourthStooge-ing
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offering of snack of no charge for purchase of more than five tickets to comeditarian events of high delights.

Ah, ah, diligent the rememberments on this: no tickee, no funnee.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:30 | 4292984 WillyGroper
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HH, you're a renaissance man. 

Did you make that chicken plucker?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:34 | 4292995 hedgeless_horseman
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Yes.  The little horsemen helped me.  The hardest part is pulling all of the rubber plucking fingers through the holes.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:41 | 4293008 swmnguy
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If you like your chicken plucker, can you keep it?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:48 | 4293094 hedgeless_horseman
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It is really only a convenience.  We plucked by hand for years.  Either way, the secret is to scald the bird at 150 degrees for 25 seconds.

These items are helpful.

The Encyclopedia of Country Living
Storey's Guide to Raising Chickens
The Way To Cook, by Julia Child

Rubbermaid stock tank for keeping chicks in until they grow large enough for chicken tractor.
Heat lamp
Laying boxes
feed:  Free range on pasture and consider that a single mexican or chinese restaurant
will throw out enough rice and scraps every day to feed more than 100 chickens.
Chicken Tractor
Killing Cones made from traffic cones
Camp Stove, Pot, and Thermometer
Pin feather knife
Poultry Shears: Kershaw Task Master
Lung Remover
Trussing needle and butcher's twine
Butcher paper

All of this will work for butchering pigeons, too.

Nothing better for breakfast than a glass of raw milk, grass-fed steak, and farm-fresh eggs with a little hot sauce!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 14:53 | 4293873 _SILENCER
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Goddamn. That looks tasty. I'd love to get the flying screaming fuck out of LA Matrix Town, light my Social Security Number on fire and eat food made for humans grown by myself and my gorgeous wife. We can't wait to make it happen.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:32 | 4293170 honkadoo
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No, but if you like your ass, you can keep your ass.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:31 | 4292989 Hulk
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Killer !!! Murderer !!! Taker of innocent young lives !!!

kudos for the nice browning of the skin though...

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:03 | 4293081 Colonel Klink
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Zactly!  Save the life of a chicken, buy it from the store!!!


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 12:52 | 4293423 Hulk
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Thu, 01/02/2014 - 17:22 | 4294347 akak
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Fox: the other ass meat.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:30 | 4292975 LiquidityandLunacy
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What does the fox say?

He hawww

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:55 | 4293043 paddy0761
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I'd be disturbed too if there was fox in my ass...which begs the question:
"What Did The Fox Say?"

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:18 | 4293128 Sizzurp
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What did the Fox say again?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:25 | 4293149 Tijuana Donkey Show
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I am offended that they would eat donkey, instead of using the local donkey in a show with some young, up and coming girls. 

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 12:22 | 4293317 wee-weed up
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Foxxy Ass! Yeah!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 09:56 | 4292896 Colonel Klink
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I swear they'll eat anything that walks, slithers, or crawls.  I'm not sure which category melamine falls into.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:06 | 4292910 vxpatel
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nutritional supplemant for infants!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:06 | 4292921 Winston Churchill
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Essential laminates ?

Right next to minerals in the Chinese food triangle.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:16 | 4292932 GetZeeGold
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In my book anyone that eats a an asshole.


Fox or ass......I dunno.....whatever I suppose.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 20:56 | 4295031 StychoKiller
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Chinese phrase for completely useless:  "Wolf's heart and dog's lungs."

Does that spell it out for everyone?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 09:57 | 4292897 Peter K
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It's a Chinese delicasy. Like cat.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:02 | 4292901 the not so migh...
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mmm grilled pussy and a piece of ass 

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:03 | 4292908 The man with po...
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Personally I like that pussy tight and that ass rare.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:26 | 4292949 hedgeless_horseman
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Wal-Mart will reimburse customers who bought the tainted "Five Spice" donkey meat...

Taint ass, and taint pussy.  It's just fox taint.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:39 | 4293011 orangedrinkandchips
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me's lke that Simpsons where Marge is trying to gell Homie this guy is gay....Marge tells Homer that he enjoys the company of men.....


"well who doesnt?" was homies response.....classic.


I do love pussy......gonna make a tshirt wiht that....

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:15 | 4292944 Papasmurf
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Wok the dog.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 13:59 | 4293683 NeoLuddite
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Or chicken chow meow

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 09:58 | 4292898 TeamDepends
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Mmmmm, Commie Chow!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:01 | 4292900 krispkritter
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 'Waiter! This fox tastes like ass!' 'Sorry sir, there was a mixup at the supplier...'  After the horse meat fiasco in the EU and meat recalls here in the US, is there any commercial meat that's safe?  I'll stick to buying a 1/2 side locally... 

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:07 | 4292904 JustObserving
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As tensions with the US increase given Obama's pivot to Asia and support for Japan, I would be surprised if Walmart sales in China do not  fall at double-digit rates.  Look at what is happening to US technology sales in China due to NSA spying - many technology company sales are down 20% and IBM was the only stock in the Dow to fall last year thanks to its China sales.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:02 | 4292905 Wile-E-Coyote
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Wait until they find human DNA..............

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:18 | 4292946 insanelysane
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I'm with you Wile-E.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:02 | 4292907 vxpatel
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This is another hit on Wal-Mart's brand, meaning wealthy shoppers will start to lose the trust they had before," ...


This is the scary part of indian and chinese consumers, they are so limited in their thinking, or blinded by their low sense of self-worth, they believe that white trash brands (McDonalds, Pizza Hut, Dominoes, KFC, WalMart, etc.) are luxury goods!


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:06 | 4292911 Rising Sun
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fuck this shit, I'm moving to China


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:04 | 4292914 ebworthen
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Soylent Green not far away now - too many damn people.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:08 | 4292918 vxpatel
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the problem isn't too many people, it's how people choose to live. it's our lifestyle that is killing us, not life itself.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:08 | 4292927 Headbanger
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But it is our lifestyle which is producing too many people!

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:12 | 4292935 overmedicatedun...
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nothing new, back in 1960 I worked for A&P trucker, we would get 40lb frozen boxes from Australia, contents kangaroo meat - I asked WTF and was told we mix it in the hamberger, tasted ok don't know if they still export Kangaroo, gotta be better than donkey fortified with rodent meat, No?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:06 | 4293092 ExYank
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Roo is actually pretty good, bit of a mild deer-like venison taste in my opinion. Pretty common thing here in Oz, cheap and tasty. Never saw it for sale anywhere back when I lived in the USSA, even the specialty butchers. Try it if you can find it.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:47 | 4293206 Colonel Klink
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People here in the US are jumpy about trying something new.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 14:20 | 4293756 akak
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Unless it's gadget-related, of course --- then they hop right to it.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 15:27 | 4293964 Colonel Klink
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OK after that one, I gotta bounce.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 15:32 | 4293987 akak
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Ah, the US 'american' consumer --- always ready to take a leap of faith and spring for the latest mass-marketed, Chinese-made electronic gadget!

Make me laugh.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:16 | 4292937 vxpatel
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good point.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:20 | 4292948 Papasmurf
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Soylent Green not far away now - too many damn people.

Won't work.  American's are already spoiled.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:09 | 4292919 gwar5
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So, was it the tiny Rib-eye steaks that finally tipped them off?  Good thing they didn't go with squirrel or it would have been spotted right away. Best to keep fox meat in the hamburger hopper with the lemurs and cats.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:39 | 4293181 Colonel Klink
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I'm guessing they'll relabel it to "furburger"?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:07 | 4292924 nickels
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We have that in my village but we call it "dog food".

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:15 | 4292936 Zero Point
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Why all the fuss?

Sounds fuckin delicious compared to what goes in a meat pie.

And I'll eat a dogs eye (as they're known down here) any day.

Ever washed the contents of a meat pie through a sieve?


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:16 | 4292938 IridiumRebel
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Further reason to fuel my New Years resolution to go 90% vegetarian and organic. I look forward to the spring garden we are building. Compost pile is already started and we plan on raising potatoes, carrots, cabbage, eggplant, bitcoin and iceberg lettuce.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:22 | 4292957 vxpatel
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avoiding the mainstream food supply really is the only answer.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:26 | 4292969 IridiumRebel
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that's the plan

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:32 | 4292993 vxpatel
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may i suggest you keep a journal of your thoughts...observe consciousness shift, thoughts transform as food changes...

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:45 | 4293023 IridiumRebel
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interesting....will do

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:16 | 4292941 dick cheneys ghost
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CDS are critical.  People don't understand them.

They are not insurance policies, they are the foundation of synthetic debt

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:18 | 4292951 insanelysane
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Shocks me that we don't see Canada Geese in the supermarket.  Those things are everywhere.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:24 | 4292954 Q-Q-Q
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Only human DNA left to be discovered at some point in the future!


'If you didn't raise it, butcher it, and cook it, then you don't really know what it is that you are eating'. That's very true but you left out what you fed them and if Monsanto are your suppliers.............

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:22 | 4292958 buzzsaw99
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...Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap! [/Fat Bastard]

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:24 | 4292961 besnook
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haven't had a foxy ass in awhile. what are the chinese complaining about?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:25 | 4292965 Dadburnitpa
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I went into a Walmart several months ago and the placed smelled like ass.  

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:30 | 4292974 vxpatel
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stop going to walmart, you, your family, this country and mother nature will be the better for not going.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 13:47 | 4293647 Dadburnitpa
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I go once a year just to smell the ass.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:27 | 4292971 KickIce
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I've seen many a fox with a great ass.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:30 | 4292972 CheapBastard
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I thought that ass tasted funny.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:33 | 4292985 muleskinner
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I bought some bologna, sliced off a hunk and a maggot crawled out of the chunk I sliced off.  Just at the right spot, I suppose.  You just never know, you know.

In America, in River City.

Upton Sinclair wrote about it all a long time ago.

Those old fox die off and you gotta do something with them.

The things are known carriers of Echinococcus multi-locularis.

Might want to consider some treatment if you have eaten fox meat.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:30 | 4292987 PoliticalRefuge...
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Dinner's on me tonight at "Skully's catch of the Day",

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:33 | 4292996 Sizzurp
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In a country of 1.5 billion, no meats going to waste.  Monkeys, cats, rats you name it.  If your' hungry enough, it'll eat.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:37 | 4293001 Yes We Can. But...
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Banker jerky, anyone?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:47 | 4293024 vxpatel
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sounds toxic

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:08 | 4293095 Colonel Klink
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Banker jerkey is just a derivative of banker.  It's a Slim Joo in stick form.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:57 | 4293048 El Vaquero
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Eh, that'll be too much like pork jerky.  They'd be a lot better with some parts cured and cold smoked and other parts bbqed. 

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:52 | 4293036 shovelhead
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I think half of those Walmart fatties on scooters end up in those bulk tubes of hamburg they sell.


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 10:55 | 4293042 Abrick
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Fox is always a little more accessible when you add a little ass. Walmart marketing goof?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:02 | 4293067 ExYank
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wow.. this reply went to the wrong spot.....

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:04 | 4293083 U4 eee aaa
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This story isn't just funny, it is dynamically funny.

This is like walking into a room and every time you turn and look at something different it just gets funnier.

a comedian would pick up a story like this and think, "What have I stumbled upon?"

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:08 | 4293096 vxpatel
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hopefully they start testing for human dna, that would be an interesting set of results.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:11 | 4293108 Squiddly Diddly
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"Isn't fox meat more expensive than donkey meat anyway?"


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:25 | 4293138 Martel
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In QE la la land, if you don't want to dilute the price, you have to dilute the product.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:45 | 4293194 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:33 | 4293161 Hail Spode
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A worker in the freezer where they throw the donkey meat into the grinder was wearing a coat with a fox-fur collar when they fell into the grinder.   That's my hypothesis.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:35 | 4293176 williambanzai7
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Donkey Fox season already. How time fries...

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 14:11 | 4293177 ThisIsBob
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I lived for a while in a rural agricultural area of a 3rd world country.  About every six months a large truck from a meat processor would come through buying any animal that could be proded up the ramp.  The sausage from the company was surprisingly tasty.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:38 | 4293187 MeBizarro
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Walmart is having the same effect on the US agricultural system and helping to destroy it just as it did with US-based manufacturing in the ever relentless pursuit of greater economies of scale.

Given that they now have over 20% of the market share of US groceries (did that in less than 15 years) and climbing any policy they put in place will have dramatic effects on downstream food production.  One of the things you are seeing as a result is more and more importation of food from abroad into the US as a result and it is only a matter of time before you see processed pork and chicken from China imported into the US. 

No single company or individual has done more to destroy US economy and brought more misery than Walmart.  It really is evil. 

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:58 | 4293242 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Arkansas produced the Clintons. I visited Little Rock a few years ago, swung down to the Clinton Library, stood in the parking lot and double middle finger flip the occupants off.


I almost got killed driving through the metro. Little Rock has the highest proportion of retarded drivers in the USA.

Can not imagine that Wallmarts neck of the woods would be different.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:44 | 4293198 MeBizarro
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Anyone who buys any meat product at WalMart is nuts especially any kind of meat product that is a mixture of components including hamburger and sausage.  In general, anyoe who buys those products from a US supermaket or a large commerical brand is just asking for trouble.   

There is a reason that the meat at Walmart is especially red (dye they constantly inject so it wouldn't be either a light/dark grey depending upon the cut of meat and its age).  Plus they also use filler byproduct in a ton of products or carry brands that do.  Also have a nasty history and some fines to boot of using an ammonia mix to wash down the meat to remove the rotting smell & keep it on the shelves. 


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 11:51 | 4293215 MeBizarro
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Funny thing is just how absolutely little/nothing people know about the meat they eat.  I am not a vegeterian/vegan and people should be able to eat what they want but there is very little red meat that I would purchase and/or eat from a major US supermarket or commerical brand. 

People think that makes me a 'snob' but then I tell them why I don't (besides the health reasons) and it has changed several friends/family members eating habits. 

Ditto purchasing a burger from any fast food chain.  Just order a cheeseburger from McDonald's next time, wait for it cool, and look at it closely.  It doesn't even remotely look like hamburger that comes out of grinder should.  If you let it sit out, it doesn't grow bacteria/mold on it either nearly as quickly as an actual 100% beef product should.  Horrifying really. 

A highs school friend in college who was in agri science at University of Delaware broke down a Big Mac once and there were definitely products & chemicals in there beyond meat filler too.  Even the biochem professor he had was horrified. 

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 12:13 | 4293276 Boondocker
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hunt, shoot, process.... way more tasty...

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 13:01 | 4293323 RaceToTheBottom
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I wish the Walton founders family ate from their own store.


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 12:44 | 4293393 8ticks
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Wal Mart always makes me wanna dance.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 12:49 | 4293409 El Vaquero
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Alright, I'm not a warmonger, but I would totally be down with nuking these places from orbit:


his squat concrete building was once a chicken coop, but now it's part of a farm with an entirely different kind of livestock — millions of cockroaches.

Inside, squirming masses of the reddish-brown insects dart between sheets of corrugated metal and egg cartons that have been tied together to provide the kind of dark hiding places they favor.


The 43-year-old businessman is the largest cockroach producer in China (and thus probably in the world), with six farms populated by an estimated 10 million cockroaches. He sells them to producers of Asian medicine and to cosmetic companies that value the insects as a cheap source of protein as well as for the cellulose-like substance on their wings.
... He had opened his farm just six months earlier in a newly constructed building that municipal code officials complained was too close to protected watershed land. At noon on Aug. 20, while workers were out for lunch, a demolition crew knocked down the building. The roaches made a run for it. ... Over lunch at a restaurant down the block from his farm, Wang placed a plate of fried cockroaches seasoned with salt on the table along with more conventional cuisine, and proceeded to nibble a few with his chopsticks. He expressed disapproval that visiting journalists refused to sample the roaches.,0,4704825.htmlstory#ixzz2pGCdDvac
WTF China?  And no, I am motherfucking not eating cockroach unless I am starving to death. 
Thu, 01/02/2014 - 12:51 | 4293422 hedgeless_horseman
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"You will regret your whole life not trying them."

What about Golden Retreiver?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 13:21 | 4293530 El Vaquero
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I've never had a desire to eat dog.  Really though, if you eat meat, and the animal was killed humanely, I don't see how it is ethically any different from eating any other animal.  I have to wonder how many people there who eat dog were horrified at the scene?  I've sure noticed that most people here have lost touch with where their food comes from.  And I've heard stories of dogs being skinned while still alive, which is way, way worse than killing one and butchering it.


List of non-commercial meats I have tried, not counting fish:


(Wild) Duck

(Wild) Goose




Meadowlark (Hey, it was in with a covey of quail.)



Antelope (Pronghorn)


Barbary Sheep




French Lop



With each and every one of those, I knew exactly what I was eating, because I either killed it myself, or I knew the person who did.  Funny thing is, I'll eat rattlesnake, but will say no to dog. 


Thu, 01/02/2014 - 12:49 | 4293416 Smuckers
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How does the fox taste?
Yummy yum yum yum yum yee yum

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 14:12 | 4293734 ThisIsBob
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Like chicken.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 12:52 | 4293419 css1971
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Vegetarian. Seriously

Food fraud is only going to increase. Look it is the job of every CEO in the food industry to get all your money and give you nothing in return thereby maximising shareholder value. It is their job to sell you air and water if they can get away with it. You think for a second they will stop at mixing in a bit of roadkill? No, they are going to be digging up graves next.

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