Walmart's Latest Chinese Food Scandal: Diluting Ass With Fox

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"We are deeply sorry for this whole affair," said Wal-Mart's China president after the world's largest retailer recalled donkey meat sold at some outlets in China after tests showed the product contained the DNA of other animals - including fox. "It is a deep lesson (for us) that we need to continue to increase investment in supplier management," repeat-offender Wal-Mart added as Reuters reports the tainted "five-spice" donkey meat may mean "wealthy shoppers will start to lose the trust [in Wal-Mart's brand] they had before." Donkey meat is a popular snack in some areas of China, but as one bemused customer noted, oddly, "Isn't fox meat more expensive than donkey meat anyway?"


Via Reuters,

Wal-Mart Stores Inc, the world's largest retailer, has recalled donkey meat sold at some outlets in China after tests showed the product contained the DNA of other animals, the U.S. company said.


Wal-Mart will reimburse customers who bought the tainted "Five Spice" donkey meat and is helping local food and industry agencies in eastern Shandong province investigate its Chinese supplier, it said late on Wednesday in official posts on China's Twitter-like Weibo. The Shandong Food and Drug Administration earlier said the product contained fox meat.


The scandal could dent Wal-Mart's reputation for quality in China's $1 trillion food and grocery market where it plans to open 110 new stores in the next few years.




This is another hit on Wal-Mart's brand, meaning wealthy shoppers will start to lose the trust they had before," said Shaun Rein, Shanghai-based managing director of China Market Research (CMR) Group. CMR estimates Wal-Mart's market share fell from 7.5 percent to 5.2 percent over the last three years.


Donkey meat is a popular snack in some areas of China




"We are deeply sorry for this whole affair," said Wal-Mart's China president and CEO, Greg Foran. "It is a deep lesson (for us) that we need to continue to increase investment in supplier management."


The U.S. retailer has had a troubled past in China. In 2011, China fined Wal-Mart, along with Carrefour, a combined 9.5 million yuan ($1.57 million) for manipulating product prices. Wal-Mart was also fined that year in China for selling duck meat past its expiry date.




"Isn't fox meat more expensive than donkey meat anyway?" asked one bemused user.

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zerozulu's picture

FOX is always full of "donkeys". but first time "donkey is mixed with "FOX"

Max Damage's picture

OK so they have admitted to Fox being in there. SO what are they to afraid to admit is actually in there with it??

Headbanger's picture

Fox and dogs have very similar DNA. 


hedgeless_horseman's picture



If you didn't raise it, butcher it, and cook it, then you don't really know what it is that you are eating.

Last weekend, we roasted some of our young cocks in front of the fireplace, and served them with Texas rice and cauliflower from our garden.

Pladizow's picture

In a society that is known to eat dog, does this really matter?

tip e. canoe's picture

and why is eating a dog any worse than eating a chicken or a lamb or a cow or a donkey or a fox?

BLOTTO's picture

The point is - 'they' are lying to us...AGAIN.


Go ahead and eat bat soup, just dont tell us afterwards that the meat is chicken...

tip e. canoe's picture

indeed.   but who's "they" and who's "us"?

do these categories have particular societal & cultural characteristics or are they much broader?

whstlblwr's picture

"They" are "us"

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TruthInSunshine's picture

Donkey tastes like mutton, and fox tastes like hedgehog.

Any Chinaman knowns this.

Happy New Year, bitchez!

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Ass, fox, pussy, any small rodent, just remember shave first before ingest.

tip e. canoe's picture

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Tom_333's picture

Roadkill caaserole...beaver and opossum and raccoon and squirell and...where did I see that. Hmm Simpsons with the irrepressible Cletus feeding his vast horde of off-spring?

Bananamerican's picture

No thanks..... I'll stick with my Foxy Ass... I'm "gung ho" for that "phat chow"!!!!

mkkby's picture

What the hell kind of animal is Goofy anyway?

Lost My Shorts's picture

Exactly ... gather up any dead thing you can find, add five spices to cover up the taste, call it donkey, and the Chinese will eat it.

Probably the five-spice donkey has included some random-burger since the Song dynasty, but prior to bourgeois DNA testing, no one was the wiser.

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

This is why flu viruses can recombine so readily to create nascent lethal forms potentially causing millions of deaths worldwide. Vaccines against these strains probably won't be effective until after many have died. So many different animals living in unsanitary conditions makes for viral heaven. Look for the next world pandemic to originate in this region.


fxrxexexdxoxmx's picture

When you teach a chicken and a cow to fetch my slippers I will eat dog.

Pets are food when the SHTF until then I will think of fido as family not protein.

philosophers bone's picture

Dogs have personality.  Personality goes a long way.

_SILENCER's picture

I couldn't eat a carnivore...but I have found in my experience that dogs--not all but most--are slavelike clods that refuse to wash themselves.  As a cute bonus, some of them literally eat feces.

hedgeless_horseman's picture



I couldn't eat a carnivore

What about fish?

philosophers bone's picture

Dupe - got excited about Pulp Fiction reference

BaBaBouy's picture

Hows About Some Skunk Nuggets To Go Along

With That "Five Spice" donkey meat, Mr. Chow???

insanelysane's picture

I'm thinking fox was a cover for humans.  The tests say whatever they are told to say not what actually was.  

Cruel Aid's picture

Good God think of the savings! All they have to do is legislate no more testing.

pods's picture

Think smaller, and more legs.

Colonel Klink's picture

Soylent Chink?

Yeah I said it!

Ignatius's picture

Don't say 'chinks', say 'chinese restaurant'.

'Chinks' is bigoted.

Colonel Klink's picture

Yeah I'm sorry us krauts don't have a filter.  I should correct it to Soylent Yellow.


Ignatius's picture

You're a square head?  Me too.

Should have guessed from your name.

Colonel Klink's picture

I'm not square, I've been told I'm pretty hip.

What are you raycis or somethin?

Colonel Klink's picture

Hadn't seen that before.  I thought you were going to reference "square heads".  I've never heard the term before.  I must have cabbage for brains.


I'm SO offended!  Oh wait, I'm not.  I'm not a thin skinned pussy who can't take a little raysizm.  I'm an equal opportunity offender.  Doesn't change how I treat individuals.

Seasmoke's picture

So what about your Wiz Chicken Plucker ???

hedgeless_horseman's picture



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Hulk's picture

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Overfed's picture

Thanks for the link. I've been kinda curious about building a plucker.

vxpatel's picture

another reason to avoid all processed foods, especially meat. there is no telling what these corrupt companies will use as ingredients to increase profits.

Colonel Klink's picture

Makes you wonder if that shank you get from Smithfield foods is actually pork!

pods's picture

Just look for "Long Pig" on the label.


Colonel Klink's picture

I thought it may be labeled "Junk in the trunk roast" for the Amurikan marketplace.

mkkby's picture

Did you think those floating pig carcasses went to waste?  You know some company bought them cheap, then found a way to hide them in some processed food product. 

I'd be very wary of suasages, spam or any kind of mystery meat.  Unless you are like Hedgeless and you grow your own.

akak's picture

Ah, ah, there go those Chinese 'asian' Citizenism citizens, blobbing-up the carnivory offuscational means once again, same story as always.  Wokking the dog and calling it an ass. Made me laugh.

But hey, when the Chinese citizenism fox is guarding the henhouse, might as well consumptionalize the cat is out of the bag and call it a hypocritizenistic job well done.

Alas, alas, five spice donkeys alas, just have to (eat) bear with it.

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Alas, alas, three gorges clogged by river pigs alas, Chinese citizenism offuscational denialry has served well onto this point, but limitions of capacitance are reaching precipitously. While General Tso woks his dog, kittens are coming home to roast.

The last Chinese citizenism citizen on Earth could be a parangon of one's own genre, denying that the crusty bits he eats from a lizard tail are reptilicious.

But hey, history, ethics, idealism, mettle. All is flexible, and tasty with a spicy ginger sauce, in Chinese citizenism.

akak's picture

Ah, ah, butt as Confucious say, "a journey of a thousand roadside squattings begins with a single wokked dog in spicy ginger sauce."

StychoKiller's picture

I swear, if you two would dress up like coolees, you would have one helluva comedy routine! :>D

akak's picture

Abbot and Costerro, or Rauler and Haldy?