In the past, Third Point's outspoken chief Dan Loeb contained his tongue-in-cheek Bloomberg header "aphorisms" only to personal "relationships" such as Bill Ackman or Bill Ackman. This time around, he has some New Year cheer for everyone!
Some advice Dan: avoid using the NSAnet and NSAphones, and if you see an IRS truck coming, just jump on the G-IV. One way. Putin needs asset managers too.