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French President Hollande Needs A Friend

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Having just completed his 75% millionaires tax and seen at the center of a what is likely to be a confiscatory "wealth tax" across Europe, Volkskrant shows that it is not just French President Hollande's people that see him as the least popular ever, but the world's leaders also...as no one will shake his hand...

 

h/t: WaPo

 


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Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:04 | Link to Comment achmachat
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Hollande obviously smells bad.

...and what does the lower left picture tell us about Barroso?!!

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:06 | Link to Comment VD
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forget the hand(shake), off with his head!

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:09 | Link to Comment camaro68ss
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the NSA reported that he took a shit and didnt wash his hands

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:19 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Long Monte Carlo real estate, or at least Monte Carlo post office boxes;)

   Paris will be have only invisible millionaires in 4,3,2...

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:21 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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For chasing all of the wealth out of his country, they should ALL be shaking his hand.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:24 | Link to Comment Scarlett
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After the war, all governments will shrink in size.  That's my hope.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:31 | Link to Comment BaBaBouy
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ANYBODY Shaking Oabama's Hand Lately (After Oblamacare Debacle) ???

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:31 | Link to Comment Sofa King Confused
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Nobody will shake his hand cuz he's always picking bugers out of his nose.

 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 13:54 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:28 | Link to Comment zhandax
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It's just another worthless politician with his hand out

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:26 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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He screwed up.  He was too obvious about it.  Now nobody wants to play with him.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 13:17 | Link to Comment jaxville
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Maybe they are worried he will slip in a tres grand quenelle

 

http://vineyardsaker.blogspot.ca/2013/11/is-new-revolution-quietly-brewi...

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 13:59 | Link to Comment Suisse
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Total nonsense.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:42 | Link to Comment BaBaBouy
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Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:32 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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No one enjoys freedom more, or deserves it less, than the French.

                                             Churchill

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:44 | Link to Comment SeanJKerrigan
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True.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:37 | Link to Comment Analyse2
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But the Americans owe their freedom to the French, 

and the young Winston Churchill - serving in France as commanding officer of the 6th Royal Scots Fusiliers from 5 January to 6 May 1916 - wore a French army helmet in the trenches during WWI in honour of the bravery and valour of the French soldiers ...

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 13:29 | Link to Comment Bananamerican
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He did? Why that 2-faced Le Bitch!
Wearing they helmets an' talkin' shit....

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Analyse2
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He did :

http://chicagoboyz.net/archives/38317.html/churchill-in-french-helmet

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 17:04 | Link to Comment damicol
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A shit taking a shit.

I imagine that could be some scat whores dream

Are you sure obummer isnt into that,

Hes the right color

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:14 | Link to Comment BaBaBouy
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He Should pull Out His DICK Instead ...

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:08 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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I look at that picture and I see Hollande thinking to himself.."you want to shake my hand? Really? Is this a trick like Lucy pulling away the football from Charlie Brown?"

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:03 | Link to Comment negative rates
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Don't shake it, he's got a buzzer in his palm!

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:05 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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More likely it's Mario Draghi's semen.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:23 | Link to Comment slotmouth
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Hollande is notorious for the last second handshake pullback and hair comb.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:04 | Link to Comment Leonardo Fibonacci2
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tax them bitchez good stuff.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:05 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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And by friend you mean bullet right?  Jus axin.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:05 | Link to Comment gratefultraveller
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Does he have the infamous cold, wet, limp "deadman's handshake" and the word has spread?

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:18 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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No, Just Leprosy and AIDS.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:28 | Link to Comment Zero Debt
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I know where that hand has been.

If you want your hand, you can keep your hand.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:05 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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He's just back from a trip to India in which he had his left-hand/right-hand protocol mixed up.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:19 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Most of the third world my friend.

Funny, but the first time you hear about eating with one hand, wiping with the other, it's not easy to believe.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:03 | Link to Comment Mike in GA
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He just needs to come to DC.  He has a friend in Obama.  That 75% sounds sweet to jugears!

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:14 | Link to Comment Toolshed
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What makes you think Obungho and his "friends" want to pay 75% income tax? Unless you mean he wants to tax the middls class and poor 75%. I am sure he would be onboard with that..........just not publicly.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:03 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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I wouldn't shake a man's hand who couldn't look me in the eye. He looks like a pathetic loser avoiding eye contact.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:22 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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He's like the dolt in HS no one wants to have sit with at lunch.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 13:31 | Link to Comment Bananamerican
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They're ALL pathetic dolts in HS no one wants to have sit with....

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:26 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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"I'm not stupid like they say.  I'm smart and I want some RESPECT!"

Tue, 02/11/2014 - 20:25 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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I was going to blast those who would refuse a well-meaning hand shake......but then I forgot this guy is French.  He's obviously going through the motions.

I will say: the French Presidency is the Cocksman of all of the "Heads of State" roles.  These guys bang more broads than a dog in heat.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:08 | Link to Comment Save_America1st
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that's just for the cameras and the sheeple.  Just like the WWE/WWF;  They play these games of Right vs. Left, good vs. bad, etc. etc., but behind the scenes these scumbags are all friends of the same socialist/Marxist feather, and they all certainly flock together because we all know damn well they don't hang out with people like us or share our beliefs.

I guess Hollande is either too stupid to understand what the "play" is in the public eye, or he's just being the willing "heal" so that these filthy scumbags he's pictured with can try to earn some street cred with the sheeple.

Either way, even if I'm wrong, who gives a shit about any of those people?  They're all elitist, globalist, criminal, Marxist, filth...and even if some of them might not be "friends" with Hollande, it doesn't mean they're any different...they're all still total scumbags.

 

 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:05 | Link to Comment margaris
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absolutely.Also they obviously All shook his Hand 2 seconds later. Its just that the guy is so socially awkward that he doesnt Know how to act.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:15 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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Is Me-sure Ho-Lawn-duh running outta other peoples money?

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:14 | Link to Comment q99x2
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He's got the right idea with the 75% tax but it should directly go to the citizens of France; not to government.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:20 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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You go first. Lead by example.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:49 | Link to Comment Herd Redirectio...
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No, he's right.  Why should tax revenues be centralized?  If the point is redistribution, then lets cut out the middleman.  The gov't beast feeds on tax revenues, so by starving the beast you not only shrink the size of the state, but you remove the state's incentive to levy taxes!  Just a thought exercise, for the record.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:18 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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Laffer Curve.
Good luck with the bitcoin job in SF.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:46 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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Lay off 'em...

I find KommieKidz posts entertaining and refreshingly obtuse.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:48 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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Alright!! Gotta rib the little bastard! I'll lay off.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:01 | Link to Comment czardas
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I agree.  History teaches us that we are not a rewards-based species, that we try harder even when given less, that we don't care if  3/4 of our contractual salary is taken.  Ultra high taxes are why Europe leads the worls in patents and R&D too.   And their culture has so much vitatlity - huge birth rates and great demographics.  I'm sure all the new supposed to be rich will work even harder next year.

Seriously, which is more efficient.  Letting folks keep more of their money or establish a huge system for collecting taxes based on complex goblygook and those taxes are then redistrtibuted to the voters people? (No answer required). 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:31 | Link to Comment W74
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But wait, whom do you think those taxes are being stolen from?

So your plan is to take my money and then hold it for a few months and then give it back to me?  And none is going to be taken off the top (all of it) by the state?

You're kidding right?

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 16:58 | Link to Comment damicol
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desitute are you?  Pauper?

What's up , need some new shoes do you

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:15 | Link to Comment bearwinkle
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I think they're just trying to keep his hands away from their pockets. 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 13:43 | Link to Comment KnightTakesKing
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I almost broke my screen trying to squish that bug of yours.... until I realized it was your avatar. Bastard! :-)

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:57 | Link to Comment Meat Hammer
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Me too.  2-0, you, bearwinkle.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 15:30 | Link to Comment bearwinkle
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LOL! Maybe change my name to bugwinkle?

 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:16 | Link to Comment wagthetails
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seriously, everything sounds hilarious in german. 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:42 | Link to Comment akak
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When I hear German, all I hear is the barking of dogs.

Kind of like Arabic but without quite as much throat-clearing.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:03 | Link to Comment czardas
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Notice how langauges mimic their alphabets?  Arabic is a flowing and (to me) beautiful language and so is their script.  Chinese sounds like noise and their writing looks like hen scratching.   German sounds rough and their words do also - just the reverse for Italian or Portuguese.  

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:17 | Link to Comment akak
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The most beautiful language I have ever heard spoken was Hopi.  I agree that Spanish and Italian are pleasant to the ear as well.  Polish is all sibilants (s's and sh's and z's and zh's), and French and Portuguese are vowel-heavy, mushy messes that make me wonder how anyone can convey any meaning through them.  Finnish sounds like baby-talk.  Arabic is all consonants and spitting.  Hindi is sing-song through clenched teeth.  Chinese and Vietnamese are bad rap music played backwards.

It makes me wonder what English sounds like to the non-native ear.  I guess I never thought to ask anyone that question while overseas.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:26 | Link to Comment W74
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Polish is indeed pleasant.  I'm disappointed that my grandparents did not teach my father and his siblings the language because for them it was rough being immigrants.  I've learned a bit on my own.  The capital is not the English WOAR-SAW or the German Vor-Shau, but called Var-Shaah-Va.

I don't find German to be unpleasant, but powerful and majestic.  Spanish is beautiful but the only time I've considered it pleasant was when spoken by a girl from Ecuador. The loud ghetto Spanish that gets spoken around here I'm assuming is a bastardization of the language (which I'm sure the Brits consider American, Canadian and Australian dialects to be; New Zealander is interesting and I think I can distinguish it from Aussie these days since the last three people I've asked I've gotten it right).

Hopi?  Interesting.  I've been to that part of New Mexico but did not hear any Hopi or at least I don't remember any.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:51 | Link to Comment akak
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As a (no longer quite so fluent) speaker of Spanish, I must admit that I chose to study it over French or German largely because of the pleasant nature of its phonemics.  I would imagine that the beautiful Spanish that I heard in Bolivia and Peru is a far cry from the "ghetto Spanish" of your experience --- but to be honest, ANY ghetto language is probably going to be harsh and unpleasant to the non-ghetto ear.

I grew up with Polish, though, and I still find it funny to get my American friends to try to properly pronounce even relatively simply Polish words like "grzyby" or "szczaw" or "czesc".

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:51 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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Hopi lands are entirely in Arizona, surrounded by the Navajo Nation. Search for Second Mesa.

A beautiful people, beautiful art and are very private.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:41 | Link to Comment Reader1
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I have Polish family, and I learned some Russian and Polish, but I never thought it was pleasant on the ear.  I love Poland, but trying to speak Polish or read it is painful.  It took a while for one of my Polish friends to finally come clean and admit Polish is a crazy language when you can have, like, 8 consonants-all Ks, Zs, Cs, and Ws-with, like, 2 vowels-probably both Ys.  Wrapping my mouth around a word like, say, Szczecin, is a nightmare and that's just 1 word.  The whole darn language is like that.  It's like someone was losing a game of Scrabble and just made up a language off their tiles.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:41 | Link to Comment akak
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It's like someone was losing a game of Scrabble and just made up a language off their tiles.

ROFL!!!!!!

And most of all the vowel tiles got lost.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 13:41 | Link to Comment Bananamerican
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English?
Why, English is the voice of very reason, and of civilization itself. You silly boy, English cuts as languid and tranquil a course through the human ear as the Cam river through the Palladian fields of East Anglia...
Bitchez...

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:41 | Link to Comment NIHILIST CIPHER
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I would be ok with swapping Obonzo and 100 tonnes  of gold for Hollande. What we need is a white guy that we can impeach. The only thing saving Obonzo's butt is his color. Why the 100 tonnes of gold you may ask? Cuz the French are not lame enough to do a even swap ( loser for loser).

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:04 | Link to Comment Tsukato
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When I see Akak writing, I know Jew propaganda is soon to follow. Stop disparaging Germans and Arabs, you mealy mouthed little cunt. Don't you have some Palestinian kids that need a killin?

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:19 | Link to Comment akak
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When I see Tsukato writing, I know that he is putting on his brown shirt and firing up the crematoria ovens even as I read.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:23 | Link to Comment Tsukato
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Hey douchebag, tell me this: what's your opinion on Muslims. Honestly speaking. You know there was a Bosnian SS regiment right? Those motherfuckers! Right? Come on, just share some of your secret hatred. Pretty pleeeeeze:)

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:35 | Link to Comment akak
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Tsukato, I have no opinion on Muslims, or on any other ethnicity, because unlike you, I am not a rank collectivist, and do not lump and judge people together, as a group, but only as individuals. 

And as an individual, you are a particularly nasty one.  That still does not mean that I might not be attracted to your sister, though.  Just don't expect much from me at Christmastime.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:48 | Link to Comment Tsukato
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Good for you. By the way, Muslims are not an ethnicity, and I don't have a sister. I do have a half retarded, drooling, obese, stinky, homosexual brother though, if you're interested. He reminds me a lot of you. He loved that movie a few years back that starred Brad Pitt, and he played some guy training fictitious Jews to murder stereotypical "evil" Germans.
You two could pop some corn, and make a date of it.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 15:02 | Link to Comment akak
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I do have a half retarded, drooling, obese, stinky, homosexual brother though

So your mother had identical twins then?

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:32 | Link to Comment Reader1
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I like Russian and other Slavic languages, i.e. Polish or Serbo-Croatian.  They always sound angry, even when they're talking about the weather.  Some great people, but if you couldn't see their face, you might think they were angry at you.  Actually, the way some of them frown, you might still think they're mad at you.  

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:38 | Link to Comment akak
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They always sound angry, even when they're talking about the weather.

That is so funny!  And true, too.  I can remember as a little kid in church, hearing the priest give the sermon in English, in which he sounded as meek and mild-mannered as could be --- then giving the EXACT same sermon in Polish, and sounding like he was fighting with his wife!

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:53 | Link to Comment Dinero D. Profit
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Angela Merkel was crossing the border into France, and the French immigrarion officer asked, "Country of origin?" and Merkel said, "Germany,"

The officer asked,"Occupation?"

"No, I'm just here for the day," she said.

 

 

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 09:46 | Link to Comment Analyse2
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Stupid joke ...

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:14 | Link to Comment NoWayJose
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French corporations are supposed to be the ones collecting this tax, so that it will avoid French citizens fleeing to Belgium or Russia.  Those corporations will figure out what the US corporations have -- namely that you set up an office in Switzerland or other tax haven and move your headquarters there (i.e. Transocean (RIG), etc).  Then you simply shift your paper revenues and paper profits and paper expenses around so that you don't owe this tax - creating those much despised 'off shore profits' that you never return to the high tax country (i.e. Apple).  Welcome, France, to the new global tax world...

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:23 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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People seek positions of high office not to speak for the people but to speak to them. They must explain how they need more sweeping powers in order to allow them to pursue the people's interests. Of course that pursuit is not to provide the people but relieve them of those "interests". Their wealth and freedom are the only thing of value and are the pusuit of all governments. We can only pray for their continued ineptness.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:07 | Link to Comment czardas
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No, there are no brilliant plans or secret agendas behind these matters.  It's last gasps and it will only worsen as more and more fight over a shrinking pie.  It happens at the end of every dominating civilization, this mad rush for more and more funds for the State.  We've devalued the currency, penalized saving, added fees and little percents here and there but it's never enough. 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:44 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Just so.

And easily done with the Balkanized, Byzantine bureaucracy of La France.

It will change very little.  One of the first things I noticed living there was that you could not be rich without being, to some extent, a multinational criminal

The New Normal.  Les Froggies, sacre bleu.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:22 | Link to Comment Reader1
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Funny how all those criminals refuse to associate with that other criminal. 

What did he do that was so wrong? 

You would think they would be envious and lining up to shake his hand. 

"Count da' money!  Count da' money! Count da' money!"

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:27 | Link to Comment Reader1
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It really does make him look pathetic, constantly reaching out to everyone with no reach-back.  You can't extend a hand and leave it dangling out there.  Hey Comrade, next time, maybe try and be the Alpha and make them reach for yours.  If they don't, you don't look like a total wussy.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:27 | Link to Comment adonisdemilo
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What a fucking idiot.

Seems to be mixing it with a whole bunch of other idiots.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:33 | Link to Comment SUH2o
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Now I know why they are called frogs.

 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:36 | Link to Comment you enjoy myself
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on a hunch i just googled "obama shaking hollande's hand" and i believe we have some juxtaposition gold right here:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/18/article-0-1329F8AC000005DC-618...

 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:11 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Shit eating grin...PRICELESS.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:50 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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You misunderstand - O wants Hollande to pull his finger.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:15 | Link to Comment Tsukato
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Why wouldn't there be heaps of smiles? Both are gay Marxists.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:36 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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Guy reminds me of a career shoe salesman at JC Penny.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 15:54 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Al Bundy with a French accent?  You are disturbed (probably got hit too hard with the shovel!) :>D

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:35 | Link to Comment I am Jobe
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Maybe Hollande and Obama should hold each others dick. 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:03 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Please one Dick Holder is enough!

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:35 | Link to Comment TrustbutVerify
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Hollande's problem is the classical problem that is the hyper-difficulty of the need to back out of socialist/communistic spending and the dependency culture that that becomes so mentally endemic in the population over time.  Aside from competing with comparably slave level wages and the canard of beneficial globalizational trade, this need to move toward free markets is the struggle of our time.  

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Anusocracy
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Free markets are but one aspect of freedom from government.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:51 | Link to Comment DeliciousSteak
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Many seem to make the mistake of thinking that politicians care about anything other than winning elections. The only ideology most politicians follow is "how do i look good in the eyes of my core voter base".

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 13:14 | Link to Comment MeBizarro
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This is exactly the kind of mind-numbing inconsistency you see here all the time.  Espouse 'free markets' and capitalism and getting rid of culture of state-led dependency but at the same time piss and moan about global capitalism and free trade generally doing just that including moving to places where the overall cost of production are cheaper and closer to their customers in markets experiencing high growth.  Can't have it both ways. 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:45 | Link to Comment RobD
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Heh, he got the stink palm.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:53 | Link to Comment Byte Me
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They're just tired of counting their fingers after shaking with Pres Bilko.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 11:56 | Link to Comment Musashi Miyamoto
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Keep trying Hollande, In the meantime I suggest working on your economic policy. I hear that your labour code needs reforming.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:00 | Link to Comment cassotto
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at least they got one pretty city, i mean, city center nicely enclosed by a ghetto, like all people the french like contrasts too

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:07 | Link to Comment W74
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Sounds like every medium, major or world city which opens itself up to massive third-world (even if home grown) immigration.  Here on the East Coast we generally have rings: Chocolaty goodness in the middle, salt, vinegar, and urine around that, and then a type of pumpernickel bread on the outside.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 13:00 | Link to Comment cassotto
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it's sad no? why can't we focus on making the world prettier, instead of consumption

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:03 | Link to Comment Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Which one of these kids is doing his own thing.

http://www.politicalcompass.org/analysis2

 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:18 | Link to Comment W74
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I seriously disagree with Nelson Mandela's placement on that chart.  Is there a separate square for murderous madman?  How he isn't on the authoritarian side is mindboggling to me, but perhaps the untold story here is Mandela's promotion of chaos and social decay during his presidency.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:07 | Link to Comment Duude
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The reason they hate shaking his hand is it creates a distraction so Hollande can pick their pockets too.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:09 | Link to Comment Azannoth
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When Hollande reaches out with this hand, people instinctively cover both of their pockets with theirs

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:10 | Link to Comment W74
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I like the one in the bottom left.  Why is this one different?  Because instead of Hollande reaching out the other gentleman is the one extending his had.  Too bad Hollande would have to dislocate his shoulder to reach that high.  Not even a hint of angling the hand downward, thus making Hollande look like a bitch.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:19 | Link to Comment Jorgen
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Somewhat off topic but related:

Law No. 120 signed on December 30, 2013: Panama to tax on worldwide income (like the U.S.)

"Every natural or juridical, domestic or foreign, who receives any taxable income within or outside Panamanian territory, must pay taxes."

http://news.goldseek.com/GoldSeek/1388676831.php

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:21 | Link to Comment realWhiteNight123129
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Mes Chers Amis,

Hollande is desperate to try the consequences of "taille" and "gabelle".

The French king lost its head after regional parliaments in France refused to register the new tax bills. France was over-indebted and the result in 1789 was revolution and hyperinflation.

 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 12:48 | Link to Comment Learn more and ...
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Robbing the top 10% to help the bottom 95% is a good thing, so 75% tax rate is right in principle.

Of course zero income tax with the only state levied tax being LVT combined with 100% inheritance tax are probably more productive.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 13:00 | Link to Comment Joe A
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'Niemandshand' is a variation on the Dutch 'niemandsland' which means 'no man's land'.

It looks quite funny but it is just bad coordination. At least he does not bow to his masters as a certain person in DC does.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 13:20 | Link to Comment pashley1411
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With a level of wealth destruction that rivals that Nork fatboy, Hollande should worry about where he will end up in exile.  

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 13:28 | Link to Comment Element
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Did you see his speech on new years night? ... something I'll always treasure ... thanks Frank ... luv ya.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:07 | Link to Comment sbenard
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Obama will shake his hand! He loves ALL Marxist tyrants! After all, he's the Teleprompter Tyrant!

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 14:08 | Link to Comment Arthur
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No.  Obama would bow.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 16:36 | Link to Comment damicol
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Doncha mean blow.

 

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 15:57 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Hmm, ain't there a website where he can be "friended?"  Guys/gals, help out a 1st-world leader here...

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 16:41 | Link to Comment Spungo
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I once said, 'We will bury you,' and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.
-Nikita Khrushchev

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 20:29 | Link to Comment tony wilson
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stop this hate you yanky dogs.

hollande is strong

big hands wiz firms grips

hollande is french

hollande is man

hollande is very good looking and slim.

pure of heart and arms full of muscle.

he sends are men to afric to kill the fuzzie wuzzies.

he makes us cheese nation feels im port tent no.

he not a mason a jesuit or a dirty jewish type ohh no.

he is france

he is goldman

and imf

he rothschild saturn lover

a satanick child rapist

a fine full bodied french tool

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 23:01 | Link to Comment Promethus
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From the pictures he appears to own only one suit. Maybe it smells like the 246 types of cheese Degaulle talked about.

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