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Friday Trivia: How Many Rounds Of Golf Has Obama Played Since Taking Office?

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The answer: 160.

For the full breakdown of Obama's favorite pastime, and his preferred golfing buddies can be found after the jump.


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Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:04 | 4298414 DoChenRollingBearing
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Oh, what a fun article.  Just re-visited my highly partisan remarks earlier on the NSA thread..  Demoscrats don't seem to have much of a sense of humore do they?  Not when they are the butt of the joke,


Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:05 | 4298421 Skateboarder
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Barry and Marvin sittin' in a tree...

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:21 | 4298450 Pool Shark
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Technically, Obama doesn't play golf; he plays AT golf.

His game is an embarrassment.

You'd think after all the rounds he's played, he'd have gotten better.

A metaphor for his administration?...


Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:37 | 4298498 krispkritter
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Every day playing golf is another day he's not actively screwing the country so as far as I'm concerned he can play through the end of his term just so I don't have to watch another presser where this retard reads a teleprompter to a bunch of syncophants with press credentials, just waiting to fondle his balls for the sake of touching the Annointed One.  Fuck you Barry...call up Reggie if you want a Hole in (the) One...

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:43 | 4298516 chumbawamba
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Fuck this, it's not salacious enough.  I want to know how many dicks the president has sucked since occupying the throne as King America.  How many furlongs of cock have passed through his lips?  That's what I want to know.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:47 | 4298535 Yes We Can. But...
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Man plays golf like he plays POTUS - poorly and with no prospect for improvement.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:55 | 4298550 gwar5
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Plays like Charles Barkley gave him lessons.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 22:22 | 4298609 TeamDepends
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The Halfrican has no game.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 22:47 | 4298655 Xibalba
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Did you hear about Speilbergs next project, 'OBAMA'?


Sat, 01/04/2014 - 00:35 | 4298906 eclectic syncretist
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What's with that picture?  Is he trying to show off where Bernie Goetz put a bullet in his ass?

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 01:38 | 4299041 Al Gorerhythm
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This chart shows that the further into his presidency he goes, the less necessary and needed (more a liabillity) he is to those in the inner circle who actually run the show. Can you imagine the pull this ass would have in the DC sosial set without the robes of office? These rounds are to curry favour, not to rekindle old friendships. Soon as its over, Barry will be wiped like a butt. Once the job is done, he'll be flushed then completely forgotten.

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 02:09 | 4299127 Richard Chesler
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While this fucker is supposed to be proof that every race has its Gilligan, that picture of the banksters' cocksucker-in-chief is hillarious.


Sat, 01/04/2014 - 03:26 | 4299233 Manthong
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You can’t do a decent job running a hot dog stand much less a country like this if you vacation and golf as much as this clown.

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 09:12 | 4299457 GetZeeGold
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Bush stopped golfing out of respect for the troops....but Barry was able to able to destroy a country AND still hit the links.....advantage Obama.

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 09:26 | 4299479 nmewn
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But his twerking game is way off!

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 12:05 | 4299717 AlaricBalth
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According to GolfSyles Magazine an avid golfer plays an average of 51 rounds per year. Over a five year period that would be 255 rounds. Casual golfers play 18-20 rounds/yr. Obama falls between casual and avid.


As the supposed leader of the free world, Obama should be focused on matters of more importance. However, when in reality our Pres is truly not in charge, he has plenty of time for leisure activities. In my opinion the number of rounds he plays is more indicative of the status of his marriage than his performance as President. I'll give him a mulligan on this golf issue.

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 11:14 | 4299629 GeezerGeek
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My dog raises a leg when he wants to pee. 

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 11:25 | 4299648 kaiserhoff
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Fascinating Likeness.

I can't believe they would have the guts to do it right, but Speilberg marches to a different drum.

Wouldn't that beat the bugs a fightin'?

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 23:19 | 4298726 kchrisc
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He's got the easiest job in the world. Just let Valerie, the banksters and the CIA tell him what to do, where to go and what to say and then go get some "Reggie" or golf on.


"The guillotine can be viewed as a criminal trash removal tool."

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 03:29 | 4299239 thunderchief
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These people are truly high on themselves.  Flying around on Air Force one and playing golf at all those military installations.  Have fun while it lasts assholes.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:53 | 4298545 gwar5
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Way more than 160 for sure, but not as many as the legendary Ball of Flamer, Barney Frank, who was inducted into Poopertown on the first ballot.


Sat, 01/04/2014 - 02:25 | 4299159 yrad
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Sat, 01/04/2014 - 21:39 | 4300753 wee-weed up
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He's going to get neutered after the 2014 mid-terms when his party's congresscritters get reamed new assholes over their support for the mess that is Obamacare. The Dims will probably lose the Senate, and lose more seats in the House. So I expect his number of golf games to increase dramatically during his last two lame-duck years.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:39 | 4298512 Oldwood
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Going through the motions.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:55 | 4298559 Mr Pink
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I'm gonna guess that Obozo has never been good at anything but smokin weed and smokin pole.

Can we get a list of who he has been doing that with?

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 23:00 | 4298675 NoDebt
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They don't even know how many people have enrolled in Obamacare (nor do they care).  You think they are gonna give you a tally on THAT shit?

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 22:06 | 4298573 Normalcy Bias
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He's like Kim Jong IL on the golf course. Cocooned by 'Yes-Men,' what need is there for lessons? Mother F'r makes Judge Smails look like an honest man. "Winter Rules!"

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 22:53 | 4298662 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Only a president could get 18 holes in one in one round.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:21 | 4298438 knukles
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I'm just wondering as a statist redistributionist, how many strokes he gives to his competitors out of his uber-liberal progressive altruistic beliefs?
How many does he get from everybody else who earned them on their own?
All of 'em. He takes them all.

Betcha betcha betcha

Nope, the libtards have absolutely no sense of humor, no capacity to laugh with others or at themselves. 
They smirk at others.
It's a genetic deficiency.
That's probably best cured through the Soros/Gates eugenic processes.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 22:08 | 4298585 666
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I'm just wondering, as a taxpayer, how much each game costs us after figuring in all the expenses, like transportation, security, etc.

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 11:19 | 4299631 GeezerGeek
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And I'm wondering, as a taxpayer, how much it costs us each minute he isn't playing golf.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 23:53 | 4298823 Daily Bail
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Presidential Shankapotomos




Sat, 01/04/2014 - 11:17 | 4299633 GeezerGeek
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He does look comfortable with that shaft in his hand, even if he can't swing it properly. Maybe he prefers using his putter.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:25 | 4298474 Atomizer
Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:44 | 4298525 gwar5
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They sure don't. They are terminally bitter and stupid.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 22:01 | 4298563 Atomizer
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Are your referring to the Obama phone flying from the hip, media laughter, or the divot that created labor to fix climate change endangerment?

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:04 | 4298418 kaiserhoff
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How many has he paid for?

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:15 | 4298439 knukles
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Not a damned one.

It's good to be King


Edit:  I wonder whose balls he plays with?



Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:17 | 4298452 ceilidh_trail
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Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:28 | 4298463 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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If Obummer gets free games, he should donate the money to: The Negro Fund of America

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:22 | 4298465 BlackChicken
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I wonder what OUR cost per round really is..

Whatever it is, it's probably cheaper than having him "working."

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:23 | 4298475 johnnymustardseed
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Pres Obama has taken 14 vacation trips spanning all or part of 92 days,at the same point in office, Pres. GWBush had made 50 visits to this Texas Ranch totaling all or part of 323 days.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:38 | 4298501 gwar5
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I guess O used all that extra time to spend $7 Trillion more in debt. Wish he would spend more time on an island. Maybe they have a golf course on Malta. 



Fri, 01/03/2014 - 22:15 | 4298594 Ms. Erable
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Exile the fucker to St. Helena and let 'im build his own damned golf course. But dat muss be rayciss to suggest that he pick up a shovel and perform manual labor on his own behalf.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 21:37 | 4298506 willwork4food
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Why the downvotes? This is historical fact. I remember the first MONTHS as president Bush spent most of the time in TX, and some people were wondering what the hell was he dong down there?

They found out really quick come September 9th.

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 10:16 | 4299539 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Five years in and still Bush's fault. Blame, blame, thank god Obama has the Obama care to blame on Bush.

Obama spent his entire first year working on it and then spent almost four years lying about it and I am sure you are going to accuse someone else for its roll out.


But my god do not talk about how much time Barrack Hussein Obama, the first African American President, spends not doing his fucking job.

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 12:38 | 4299796 Vendetta
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I think you know the answer to why

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 22:02 | 4298572 Blano
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And how much does it cost for W to visit his OWN house compared to TeleNegro and Wookie's vacations?  Going home 6 times a year on average, yeah what a slacker.  Sheesh.

Fri, 01/03/2014 - 23:09 | 4298705 NoDebt
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Thank you, Blano.  I am no GWB defender, but visiting your own house isn't exactly a vacation.

Sat, 01/04/2014 - 11:19 | 4299635 GeezerGeek
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Do now we're comparing two douches to see which is douchier?

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