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The Fed Is Hiring: Lots Of Cops
Some may have forgotten, or not be aware, that the Federal Reserve system has its own police force. Well, it does: "The U.S. Federal Reserve Police is the law enforcement arm of the Federal Reserve System, the central banking system of the United States.... Officers are certified to carry a variety of weapons systems (depending on assignment) including semi-automatic pistols, assault rifles, submachine guns, shotguns, less-lethal weapons, pepper spray, batons and other standard police equipment. Officers also wear bullet resistant vests/body armor. On October 12, 2010 President Barack Obama signed into law S.B. 1132 the "Law Enforcement Officers' Safety Act Improvements Act", which states that law enforcement officers of the Federal Reserve are "qualified law enforcement officers" and thus are authorized to carry a firearm off-duty."
At last check, there were over 1000 sworn members of the Fed police force. And judging by the recent spike in appearances of such "help wanted" ads as those shown below, that number is too low. We expect many more job postings such as these to appear in the coming weeks and months: in fact, we are willing to predict that the closer we get to a "renormalization" of the Fed's balance sheet, the faster the hiring of Fed cops...
Position Summary:
Law Enforcement Officer
The Law Enforcement Officer is responsible for the protection of Bank property, valuables, and staff. Maintains security perimeter at building entrances, and performs routine building patrols to prevent unauthorized entry to premises, provide fire protection, and deter criminal and other irregular activities. Performs public relations functions by answering inquiries and providing direction to employees and visitors. Enforces federal laws and Federal Reserve policies and regulations to protect life, property and assets. Responds to incidents on Bank property and provides emergency services. This position is an essential function of the Bank and may require extended work hours and/or work during emergency or crisis situations.
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Police Technician
It's about respect and recognition from your peers. It's you. At the Federal Reserve Bank, we operate a part of the nation's bank, helping to shape policies that enable people to purchase homes, send their children to school, and to live greater lives. It's a good feeling, knowing that your work holds such meaning. It's an even better feeling, knowing that you're doing so with a team that recognizes the talents that make you unique. Join us today.
Are you looking for a challenging and rewarding position? Look no further!
Key Responsibilities:
- Develops and maintains proficiency in areas such as weapons (lethal and non-lethal), first aid, CPR, fire fighting techniques, civil disorders, and public relations, by attending training classes. Must exhibit spontaneous good judgment over life and safety issues (shoot and don’t shoot scenarios, discrete handling of detected weapons and/or explosive devices, when to employ use of life saving and rescue equipment, etc.).
- Controls pedestrian and vehicle access to the facility, patrols building and reports unusual situations or unauthorized individuals. Responds to general alarm, provides emergency service, and follows local response protocol until the alarm or situation has been resolved. Monitors Bank departments for safety or security violation and reports findings to department management. May prepare and/or review appropriate shift reports and distributes as required. Works all posts. Prepares logs and input information pertaining to incident and daily activity reports in prescribed format.
- Monitors metal detectors or utilizes metal detection wands to scan visitors, personal items, and packages for unauthorized items. Monitors and authorizes visitors accessing Bank facilities and records visitor data on appropriate logs. Monitors surveillance equipment, intercoms, telephones, radios, and other specialized equipment. Inspects vehicles entering security sensitive areas for unauthorized personnel or contents.
- Operates as a law enforcement officer pursuant to the authority given the Board of Governors by Section 11 (q) of the Federal Reserve Act. Authorized personnel act as law enforcement officers pursuant to regulations of the Board of Governors and approved by the U.S. Attorney General (Uniform Regulations for Federal Reserve Law Enforcement Officers).
- On an as needed basis may conduct initial investigations into accidents and incidents, make proper notifications to the senior law enforcement officer on duty, and perform follow up duties as directed by supervisor. Could be needed to testify in court in response to a subpoena regarding accidents or incidents.
- Develops proficiency in use of personal computer (PC) and related software, computerized access and control systems, video surveillance equipment, x-ray and metal screening equipment, various alarms systems and Automated External Defibrillators.
- On an as needed basis may participate in special assignments to protect dignitaries of a Reserve Bank or the Board of Governors, this could include escorting visitors, contractors and/or vendors working in high security areas.
Qualifications:
- Education: High School Diploma or GED
- Experience: Less than two years
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"dignitaries of a Reserve Bank or the Board of Governors"
Interesting how they view themselves.
To serve and protect criminals
a private bank with its own police force; how quaint.
do as thou wilt is the whole of the law.
incredible and simply ILLEGAL.
Unconstitutional, you mean. I'm sure this shit is all nice and 'legal.'
Oh that's right. The U.S. Penal Code takes precedence over that outdated paper.
In the future we shall all be prison guards or prisoners, and a loaf of bread will cost a bail of money.
Why do I think I've seen this movie before?
Here's WHY They Need SO MUCH PAPER PRINTING Power ...
Uncle Sam’s New Year’s Binge: Borrows $1,088 Per Household in 1 Day January 3, 2014 - 4:48 PM By Terence P. Jeffrey
Subscribe to Terence P. Jeffrey RSS (CNSNews.com) - Uncle Sam—AKA the federal government—went on a New Year’s Eve binge, adding a net of $125,202,709,546.99 to its total debt in just the one day of Dec. 31, 2013, according to the U.S. Treasury. That equals approximately $1,088.60 for each of the 115,013,000 households the Census Bureau currently estimates there are in the United States.
Overall, in the first quarter of fiscal 2014, which ended on Dec. 31, the total debt of the federal government jumped $613,787,258,252.83 That equals $5,336 for each household in the country.
At the close of business on Dec. 30, 2013, the total debt of the federal government was 17,226,768,075,403.16. By the close of business on the next day—New Year’s Eve—the debt had risen to 17,351,970,784,950.15—a one-day jump of $125,202,709,546.99. - See more at: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/uncle-sam-s-new-year-s...
They enable us to "send their children to school, and to live greater lives", aka "you didn't build that with your hard earned money"
How about all us ZHers get ourselves positions on the Fed police? Once we're all in place, it will be easier to take the Fed down with a coordinated inside job.
Oh damn, you need a GED. I guess all of us with higher degrees would be considered way too smart to do their bidding.
Got militia?
Never have so many, guarded so little.
In the next 4 weeks, go balls to the wall.
Thanks.
The Fed can hire all the police they want, when the fiat dies so will they. The mf’s will be hunted down for decades and killed all over the planet. These criminals will not get away with their crimes.
Join the SS.....you get to be a thug......it's kinda fun!
+1. Thought the same thing after first reading this. In fact, since they are hiring so many, it makes sense that the odds of an inside job are rising anyway, regardless of education. The banksters have ripped off way too many for all of these hirees to be committed to the "job".
My 1st thought as well. Problem is they'd pull our NSA file for our background check and discover that we're ZH members and visit sites like Drudge and Infowars, and we'd be disqualified.
You can bet your bottom (sorely devalued) dollar that they would. They probably have already. I'm serious.
FED's job ad from 1980, hiring tech brains while spilling the shocking truth.
Career Perspectives in American Banking
"We work so closely with the Government to insure stability in the American banking system, that some people think we're a branch of the Government. Actually, we're not."
I worked for the NY Fed back then in operations. What a clusterfuck. They'd hire really good people - who'd quit in frustration after 6 months. The truly incompetent stayed - and rose in the ranks. One systems person whould run out of meetings crying when questioned too 'harshly' about anything - but Daddy played golf with Board members. The tellers - those that handled currency - made around $20,000 a year back then - and all drove new Caddys or BMW's.... they eventually relocated Currency Operations to NJ - on the site of a toxic waste dump in East Rutherford. You can't make this stuff up.
The Fed is the WORST of private and public in one institution (with an astounding amount of alcoholism in the upper ranks - the Pres of the NY Fed actually fell over, knocking down a podium when addressing one bunch of bankers. And that ethos filtered down the ranks. Kind of embarassing to have your manager shitfaced- to the poitnt of taking off his shirt and ... at a friiendly 'morale-building' get to gether after work).
"They'd hire really good people - who'd quit in frustration after 6 months. The truly incompetent stayed - and rose in the ranks."
sound like every single company i've worked for
Luke Radowski, Mark Dice, and Adam Kokesh examine first hand the Fed Police:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZsJ3SVI1Vw
well trained in both search and seizure
The Federal Reserve is Private Property
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plc4npwpWfI
nice link
double post
Next thing you know, they'll be wanting "First Night" priviliges. Think Braveheart and what really got Mel Gibson pissed off in the beginning of that movie.
Prima "not cha"
I.E. ... Paper GOLD Police ...
Well, it's not like there's much PHYSICAL GOLD left to guard.... Besides - the paper stuff is SO much easier to steal - doesn't weigh nearly as much. No need for all those dump trucks you saw in the 'Die Hard' number whatever.
Think about it though. If we continue in the path to Weimar, you're going to need MASSIVE amounts of currency simply to keep up when inflation really lets loose (and I have no doubt that it will). The logistics of printing and distributing ever more money - and you will still need the paper stuff, we're not all electronic yet- are huge.
yeah apologies i sometimes confuse legality with constitution since latter is used to wipe the asses of legit laws in order to subvert the nation...my bad......MOAR (unconstitutional) PIGZ --- PIG PLANET FUCK THE PIGZ...
No worries man, we gotta keep that word 'illegal' in check, or we lose track of what is righteous (constitutional) and what is not.
Every time you say 'illegal,' the laywers win!
The Constitution is supposedly the supreme law of the USA , so other laws breaking its
law are illegal.
Strange nobody has taken on the legality of the FredRes unlike the income which has been adjudicated
by SCOTUS as illegal ,but ignored by Uncle Scam.
IRS works for Fed and lotta people tried to fight in courts theft of private property (ie income taxes) ; unfortunatly most have failed (eg Peter Schiff's popz in clink)....so technically u r correct and the above ULTIMATELY = ILLEGAL...
There's legal and there's lawful, they are not the same.
an extremely important distinction, well said.
Yes.
I am heartened that many more are discovering the true distinction of legal vs justice (justness) which is the very cornerstone of proper law. Hitler had laws, Mao had laws Pol Pot had laws...all very much "legal" in every sense of the word but those legalities were never just or had anything to do with justice.
Law can be thought of as a simple trap for the public and the unwary, of what it is and what it is not. Without force, it is nothing (it has no validity without enforcement) and yet force, is the only thing that truly confronts its very existence when law is abused.
Sure they are.
If people with guns are ultimately enforcing X, it matters little that
you or I think .
Legal != Lawful
Just think if hundreds of lovers of liberty applied for and got these jobs. Working for the Fed, armed by the Fed, and when they want their 'force' to do their illegal work for them, arrest the bankers instead.
Think outside the box. This could have real possibilities.
Dreamer....
I like to think of it more as a vision. ;-)
In dark days, having a vision of righteousness and truth prevailing is necessary to keep on going.
"Where there is no vision, the people perish" (Book of Proverbs 29:18)
I'm sure the first thing they will look at if you apply is your NSA internet activity starting with "have you ever visited ZeroHedge.com?
True, I imagine situational awareness is not viewed as an asset for these positions.
NSA have already identified all the 'lovers of liberty'.
No it isn't. Pinkerton has been protecting bank stage coach and train transports since the Old West!
http://www.pinkertons.com/
Don't you remember "Butch Casidy and the Sundance Kid" were chased by the Pinkertons??
But you live in la la land anyway.
Don't be a dope. Pinkerton was a private company. Old time banks hiring Pinkertons is like current banks hiring rent-a-cops.
This is a cartel of private banks employing a government empowered police force
A world of difference. And certainly not legal except by the new definition of legal which basically means anything desired by the rich and powerful.
So what if the Federal Reserve is hiring more police!? They already have them!
WTF is with all the alarmist douche balls here who get worked up over crap like this?
This is nothing compared to Homeland Security.
What a bunch of weenies!
It won't be long before EVERY agency has it's own police force (does the EPA have a police force yet??).
When you have tens of thousands of new laws and regulations to enforce every passing year (and I'm not exaggerating) you just can't trust the general police force to be able to identify everything that is now a crime.
As I was shoveling off my driveway yesterday I started to wonder how long before the EPA shows up and declares my yard a "wetlands" area and fines me for moving the snow around. Of course they'll be back when it melts in the spring and dries up- they'll fine me again for destroying that same wetlands area. If the EPA had a police force I'm sure that would be accompanied by being cuffed-and-stuffed, needing to post bail and hiring a lawyer to defend myself in front of a "special" EPA court.
It's authority creep and it matters not just because of how many police are hired, but by how SPECIALIZED those police forces are. "Special" police always ends up needing "special" courts.
You're right, of course. I like that expression, authority creep. Fascists love "law enforcement". If the Congress has a congressional laundromat, they probably have laundromat police. As for the EPA; that's another Federal Monster that will have to be killed before any real economic healing can be done.
I agree it could be viewed as a Fascist buildup of police forces along with the increasing militarization of local police forces getting used military armored vehicles.
But what can we expect to happen now that all can kicking efforts by the Federal Reserve have failed to keep the economy from going over the cliff soon??
Riots, robberies, looting, car jackings,
How many of you who are upset about this kind of news will be demanding police protection when the SHTF !?
So wake up you mooks and face the grim reality that lies ahead cause there's no stopping it now.
"Admission of Party Opponent"
An evidentiary and legal principle.
Their paranoia should tell you something. They know things. They don't show things. They blow things.
It's good to pay attention.
If you rely on police protection you deserve every bit of what will come of/with it. Legal precedence has already been set that cops have no duty to protect the individual. So no, I shall make no such demand.
"The court stated that official police personnel and the government employing them owe no duty to victims of criminal acts and thus are not liable for a failure to provide adequate police protection unless a special relationship exists"
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia
The only police I even halfway trust are the locals, because I know them and they know me. "Special" police forces protect only their agency. Federal Reserve Police aren't answering 911 calls and helping ANYONE. You won't see them out there stopping muggers from stealing Federal Reserve Notes from their victims. And they sure aren't going to be there for the general public if the SHTF.
They are just "enforcers" for their particular agency and do only that agency's bidding. That those "special" police don't know anyone they are protecting any more than the "criminals" they are chasing adds another layer of potential abuse. Everyone looks like the enemy to them. I mean really, who's going to stop them? The local cops? No, no, no. They are beholden only to their AGENCY. The same people they work for are the same they are supervised and given impunity by.
It's an important difference.
I believe there are dozens of police forces here in DC.
... does the EPA have a police force yet??
http://www2.epa.gov/enforcement/criminal-enforcement-videos
I was afraid that might be the answer. Thanks. You just ruined my day.
EPA with SWAT teams already in action
http://www.alaskadispatch.com/article/20130903/gold-miners-near-chicken-...
if you ever find yourself in that situation, keep this case handy for future reference:
http://www.pacificlegal.org/sackett
a couple already fought the EPA all the way to the Supremes and won in a 9-0 decision.
all hope is not lost. the key is not to even invite the EPA the opportunity to judge for themselves what is and is not a wetland.
That video is NOT THERE anymore. hahahahaha
for those WHO CAN READ, lack of video will not be an issue.
Maybe this explains government ammunition purchases.
That's why it's such a sad joke when the media rates congress based on how many bills they pass. I'm sure we've all seen headlines like "Current Congress only passed 92 bills this year. Worst performance in two decades." Wow, ONLY 92 bills! At 1000 pages or so per bill (for maximal obfuscation) that's 92,000 pages of legislation.
Best congress ever would pass ZERO new legislation and spend their time repealing and simplifying existing misguided laws.
Did some fire arms training a while back and had a FDA police officer in class, that guy was the best shooter out of all of us.
Sometimes it's the other way around. Create the courts first (Human 'Rights' for example) and then gradually get your own enforcement arm. Happening everywhere, slowly but surely.
meet the EPA's police force:
http://www2.epa.gov/enforcement/criminal-enforcement
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/09/14/armed-epa-agents-in-alaska-shed-light-on-70-fed-agencies-with-armed-divisions/
This is nothing compared to Homeland Security.
Therefore we should meekly accept it?
it's sort of like well, our wars
If you are dumb enough to sign up for the job protecting a private bank that helped destroy the country, you deserve what is coming your way.
Maybe one half of one percent of voters actually know that the Fed is a private entity; fewer than that actually have any idea what they do, so yeah after five years of suck Homer Simpson is going to jump at that job offer.
Explanations rarely have anything in common with excuses.
Wow,what dickheads down voted you? Those same dickheads better hope the system doesn't crash or I will be down voting them with my Benelli.
a PRIVATE bank with its own police force; how quaint
And you got the tab!!! hahahahaha
It's like a perfect fuck you to all of us.
Another quaint question, regarding a runaway social pyramid system which has NO "kill switch" ...
Who do the 1,000 man, and growing, police force of the Federal Reserve Board actually work for, when the Fed is not a governmental entity, but rather a private corporation, owned by shareholders whose identities are difficult to discover ???
That is just another tiny tip of the ENORMOUS ICEBERG of the degree to which America's combined money/murder systems have PRIVATIZED the death controls that back up the debt controls. How utterly bizarre does it get to have private corporations, whose shareholders can not readily be verified, and whose operations have never been independently audited to any satisfactory degree, are directing their own growing army of police protection? In that context, I repeat that the most important, and most mad, thing that the government of the USA has done is allow its runaway systems of legalized lies, backed by legalized violence, to become increasingly PRIVATIZED!
The USA social pyramid systems have become psychotically insane ... In my opinion, many people want to continue to indulge in their political fantasies that their realities are not now circumscribed by people who are criminally insane, making the decisions that overall influence what is going to happen ... Having a private corporation with a growing private police force, whose owners can not be readily identified, which has the power of legalized lies, and legalized violence, to back them up, is actually runaway criminal insanity, which is the result of the best organized gang of criminals being able to take over covert control of the political processes.
Most people want to continue to believe that there is still some ulterior rationality and deeper level of self-interested sanity behind these developments. However, my view is that this whole process of successfully corrupting the powers of governments, in order to effectively privatize them, has become INSANE and utterly irrational.
Still most of the few people who wake up more to some of the levels of the runaway social insanities want to still believe that there must be some deeper levels at which covert sanity is directing the overt insanities, for their own evil, but nevertheless still rational, self-interest. However, I think that more fully waking up to how bad things truly are requires facing the facts that thousands of years of the history of warfare, and all of the science and artfulness which was behind that history, has leaped off its rails, to become criminally insane.
The Federal Reserve Board does not know what it doing, and the Fed's police force does not know what it is doing. They are runaway social insanities, where the power to rob, and the power to kill to back up that robbery, have become PRIVATIZED in ways which are social insanities, which are necessarily headed through some series of psychotic breakdowns.
The best metaphor for our actual reality is that we are stuck inside of an insane asylum, which has been taken over by the most criminally insane inmates. Thousands of years of history of warfare, topped off by hundreds of years of history of the current financial system, have NOT created something which still has some hidden levels of rationality, albeit evil purposes. What exists now is actually an out-of-control social insanity, where the solutions to its problems, like the Fed hiring more people to serve in its PRIVATIZED police force, actually expresses runaway social insanity, NOT some hidden level of evil rationality.
Their own little army...wonder how long they'll man their posts when the shit hits the fan...
JOBS!
Protecting shareholder value .... with guns.
"I was just following orders, I was just following orders, I was just following orders".
Now you are a good FED NAZI.
You ain't shit in government if you don't got your own police.
FORWARD KONZENTRATIONSLAGER
Maybe they can make illegal stops and seizures to confiscate goods and bring in more revenue for QE!
More Cops?...Won't be enough.
"Dignitaries of a Reserve Bank or the Board of Governors"
-Rothchild's Bitch- doesn't have the same ring to it.
Pick up that debt, citizen.
Debt? C'mon. Two billion rounds of hollow point ammo doesn't cost that much.
/s
They need to, because all the top dogs are marked men, and when the SHTF, they will be first to go.
Is my opinion.
Protection for the crooks and a ton of property to confiscate.
Private international bankers find a new way to freeload: US federal police.
Whatever did we do before the last days of 1913? Clearly none of those things since it is the Private Reserve Bank which enables those activities.
''helping to shape policies that enable people''...........TO BECOME DEBT-SLAVES
To FORCE them to become debt slaves.
FIFY
This kind of smarmy brainwashing spin makes me furious; how stupid would you have to be to believe this crap?
So... Does the PRIVATE FEDERAL RESERVE BANK pay their salaries or do the tax serfs?
What other private companies have established police forces that mandate off duty CC?
P.S. This is a good in for any project mayhem volunteers. (!)
Like armed escorts to pick up more toner cartridges?
....coke runs....
last time I checked, we're still in an "emergency" and a "war on terror" and a number of other things that conveniently modify the rules
The gvt. didn't just put out a purchase order for Potassium Iodine tabs to be filled by February just to help the pharmaceutical market.
..all rules will change with the next false flag op. designed to get us involved in the mideast.
Qualifications:
Education: High School Diploma or GED
Experience: Less than two years
Sooo, your typical Obama voter then...EXCELLENT!
re:
= low pay
Do they get to fondle the FRN electron$? is my question...
Yes!...all digitized for better tracking!
And they get to drive a government vehicle home every night and get a frrreeeeee! ObamaFone from Verizon!
100 extra affirmative action points for:
illiteracy and/or frontal lobotomy.
made me gag on my t ea. LOL.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Just one well-placed cop with a brain, real balls and a conscience could be extremely dangerous. The puppetmasters know that after a few years of hyperinflation, a few Fed cops might wake up unless they have a lobotomy or a paycheck that isn't toilet paper. That's why they're setting the bar so low, even though you need a college degree to be a friggin' cashier these days.
To any cops reading this: Don't take the government's vaccines. Don't let them dose you with anything at work, especially if you sense a crackdown is imminent. Don't even take the coffee that morning. They will try to vaccinate you against knowing or caring about this horrible truth: You protect and serve the biggest crimminals (the ones who buy the laws).
Better than expected, figured you would have to have some time spent in prison or on welfare.
http://reason.com/blog/2013/05/01/court-oks-barring-smart-people-from-beco Court OKs Barring Smart People From Becoming Cops
There were only two people from my old high school that wanted to become police, and applied for the job. The nicer, but relatively unintelligent, guy was turned away, because he was "too philosophical." However, another asshole, who was not too bright, was accepted to become a police officer. Within five years he made front page news by killing an unarmed young man, who was trying to run away, by shooting him in the back.
Therefore, according to my personal experiences, only the relatively stupid assholes are picked to become police officers. It is not just that one has to not be intelligent in order to be allowed to become a police officer, one also has to be able and willing to be an utter asshole to get picked for that job.
A long time ago, in the days of my youth, there used to still be a significant number of good police officers. However, those are extremely rare today! A monstrous "brown shirt" brigade is being deliberately assembled, who will obey orders, no matter how insane and evil those orders would appear to most other people. Of course, that fits the overall pattern that our entire society has been more and more taken over by the most criminally insane people. ... As my previous reply above already just said, I believe that things are way, way, way worse than almost anybody is willing or able to face!
The Fed Is Hiring: Lots Of Cops LETS HOPE THOSE COPS DO THE "RIGHT THING" AND SHOOT THE RIGHT PEOPLE.
Unfortunatley, the "right people" are well outside the borders of the United States.
Nice requirements. Apparently they want them dumb and new. Probably so they can be programmed and don't know the true nature of the Fed.
Would love to see some of the screening process. I would imagine something like how many FRNs would you require to arrest/shoot your mother.
Just see the DHS/TSA screening process. Well THERE you go!
Probably need to add pedofile for the TSA.
dumb and new
what a coincidence. that's the same qualities they sought in their health care program
They're usually the one who pay the price. Same will be with the Feral Reserve "police". I'm sure they'll be well militarized. Thugs usually are who aren't the actual military.
Hi, I'm Larry and I'm Barry
and were the actuary's mercenaries
sooner or later the gov is going to run out of mormons.
That's a lot of pigs to guard printing presses! I suppose running a ponzi scheme makes one paranoid (and so they should be).
They are preparing for the next financial meltdown. The one where the government bail-out trough is empty and they have to resort to deposit confiscation to keep the game running. Deposit confiscation will rouse even the great dumb herd of American consumers. Hence the need to start training a really big police force to protect the banking temples.
Bingo Binko!
I vote for this theory
Isn't it amazing. Our passivity, not their evil. Like boiling frogs slowly
Banking temples so we can all worship money.
They don't even have printers. Actually there's nothing of value. They are just there to protect the douche bags. Like king's guard.
The Fed also retained a company to construct either a portable firing range (sort of like a large shipping container) or an actual firing range inside one of the reserve buildings. I forget which. They are trying to be prepared when SHTF.
HS or GED to protect the CTL P key. Requires PHD to push key
you also have to be part of a certain... group... of people.
They don't want them smart, the dumber the better.
I wondered what that recruiting van was doing in the Walmart parking lot
sorry, Starbucks parking lot
At last check, there were over 1000 sworn members of the Fed police force
WTF? The guilty are afraid.
Free money has its privileges.
It's almost as if they expect trouble . . .
.
Their models and forecasts anticipate MOAR GROATH in that area.
and golf pros for that fucking rodent Barry
And they are free to hire because they can print there salary
and notice just as they're printing their new salary
the president is printing the new rules
once again, it tells you who's the boss
It's probably the most they have helped the economy.
More troops to trace and confiscate gold.
It's about respect and recognition from your peers. It's you. At the Federal Reserve Bank, we operate a part of the nation's bank, helping to shape policies that enable people to purchase homes AND GO INTO DEBT, send their children to school AND GO INTO DEBT and to live greater lives AND GO INTO DEBT.
I'll drink to that. Bartender, "another round for myself and all my friends and put it on my tab."
Cue WB7 and his rendition of the FED Mobile.
My first thoughts are of a heavily armed ice cream truck with the sound track tied to the vehicle's speed like I recall from my childhood.
Ah, memories.
Cue the pedophilia jingle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQjqxayxwt4
As for enforcement authorization, sure, they're entitled to just as much authority as the Federal Express delivery driver. Hmmm, maybe they can hire the one that tosses the packages over fences. Give him a badge and a gun!
My understanding is that unless you've gone through some recognized version of a police academy and are a certified peace officer, you're just a security guard.
Clearly, the PTB feel they have something to be concerned about.
When assembling a goon squad, the last thing one wants is peace officers.
Mall cops don't carry automatic weapons.
Yet.
It's a tease for the wanna-bes. They can't read, much less the fine print.
The top Fed banksters are worried about themselves. Nothing unemployed and Fed looted armed marksman can't take care of.
The group of elite surround themselves in gated communities with armed guards.
My, it's starting to sound like a third world country. We all know what eventually happens. The crowd eventually wants vengeance and overwhelms them in numbers.
Of course they're hiring, have to replace the fifty Bernanke body doubles with Yellen body doubles.
Though really, outside of a razor and hair dye, what's the diff?
Soon the Fed will have its own Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Wait a minute ...Fed is a WMD for the American Middle Class.
"If it bleeds, you can kill it." Forgot who once said that. ;)
How does the Fed hiring moar cops compare to JPMorgan Chase and Goldman Sachs hiring cops? Nice thing about JPM and GS, they're concentrated in one area.
"Mercs"