The Fed Is Hiring: Lots Of Cops

Tyler Durden's picture

Some may have forgotten, or not be aware, that the Federal Reserve system has its own police force. Well, it does: "The U.S. Federal Reserve Police is the law enforcement arm of the Federal Reserve System, the central banking system of the United States.... Officers are certified to carry a variety of weapons systems (depending on assignment) including semi-automatic pistols, assault rifles, submachine guns, shotguns, less-lethal weapons, pepper spray, batons and other standard police equipment. Officers also wear bullet resistant vests/body armor. On October 12, 2010 President Barack Obama signed into law S.B. 1132 the "Law Enforcement Officers' Safety Act Improvements Act", which states that law enforcement officers of the Federal Reserve are "qualified law enforcement officers" and thus are authorized to carry a firearm off-duty."

At last check, there were over 1000 sworn members of the Fed police force. And judging by the recent spike in appearances of such "help wanted" ads as those shown below, that number is too low. We expect many more job postings such as these to appear in the coming weeks and months: in fact, we are willing to predict that the closer we get to a "renormalization" of the Fed's balance sheet, the faster the hiring of Fed cops...

 

Position Summary:
 

Law Enforcement Officer
 

The Law Enforcement Officer is responsible for the protection of Bank property, valuables, and staff. Maintains security perimeter at building entrances, and performs routine building patrols to prevent unauthorized entry to premises, provide fire protection, and deter criminal and other irregular activities. Performs public relations functions by answering inquiries and providing direction to employees and visitors. Enforces federal laws and Federal Reserve policies and regulations to protect life, property and assets. Responds to incidents on Bank property and provides emergency  services. This position is an essential function of the Bank and may require extended work hours and/or work during emergency or crisis situations.

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Police Technician

It's about respect and recognition from your peers. It's you. At the Federal Reserve Bank, we operate a part of the nation's bank, helping to shape policies that enable people to purchase homes, send their children to school, and to live greater lives. It's a good feeling, knowing that your work holds such meaning. It's an even better feeling, knowing that you're doing so with a team that recognizes the talents that make you unique. Join us today.

Are you looking for a challenging and rewarding position? Look no further!

Key Responsibilities:

  • Develops and maintains proficiency in areas such as weapons (lethal and non-lethal), first aid, CPR, fire fighting techniques, civil disorders, and public relations, by attending training classes. Must exhibit spontaneous good judgment over life and safety issues (shoot and don’t shoot scenarios, discrete handling of detected weapons and/or explosive devices, when to employ use of life saving and rescue equipment, etc.).
  • Controls pedestrian and vehicle access to the facility, patrols building and reports unusual situations or unauthorized individuals. Responds to general alarm, provides emergency service, and follows local response protocol until the alarm or situation has been resolved. Monitors Bank departments for safety or security violation and reports findings to department management. May prepare and/or review appropriate shift reports and distributes as required. Works all posts. Prepares logs and input information pertaining to incident and daily activity reports in prescribed format.
  • Monitors metal detectors or utilizes metal detection wands to scan visitors, personal items, and packages for unauthorized items. Monitors and authorizes visitors accessing Bank facilities and records visitor data on appropriate logs. Monitors surveillance equipment, intercoms, telephones, radios, and other specialized equipment. Inspects vehicles entering security sensitive areas for unauthorized personnel or contents.
  • Operates as a law enforcement officer pursuant to the authority given the Board of Governors by Section 11 (q) of the Federal Reserve Act. Authorized personnel act as law enforcement officers pursuant to regulations of the Board of Governors and approved by the U.S. Attorney General (Uniform Regulations for Federal Reserve Law Enforcement Officers).
  • On an as needed basis may conduct initial investigations into accidents and incidents, make proper notifications to the senior law enforcement officer on duty, and perform follow up duties as directed by supervisor. Could be needed to testify in court in response to a subpoena regarding accidents or incidents.
  • Develops proficiency in use of personal computer (PC) and related software, computerized access and control systems, video surveillance equipment, x-ray and metal screening equipment, various alarms systems and Automated External Defibrillators.
  • On an as needed basis may participate in special assignments to protect dignitaries of a Reserve Bank or the Board of Governors, this could include escorting visitors, contractors and/or vendors working in high security areas.

Qualifications:

  • Education: High School Diploma or GED
  • Experience: Less than two years

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0b1knob's picture

"dignitaries of a Reserve Bank or the Board of Governors"

Interesting how they view themselves.

Divided States of America's picture

To serve and protect criminals

SWRichmond's picture

a private bank with its own police force;  how quaint.

do as thou wilt is the whole of the law.

VD's picture

incredible and simply ILLEGAL.

Skateboarder's picture

Unconstitutional, you mean. I'm sure this shit is all nice and 'legal.'

Oh that's right. The U.S. Penal Code takes precedence over that outdated paper.

kaiserhoff's picture

In the future we shall all be prison guards or prisoners, and a loaf of bread will cost a bail of money.

Why do I think I've seen this movie before?

BaBaBouy's picture

Here's WHY They Need SO MUCH PAPER PRINTING Power ...

 

Uncle Sam’s New Year’s Binge: Borrows $1,088 Per Household in 1 Day January 3, 2014 - 4:48 PM By Terence P. Jeffrey

 

Subscribe to Terence P. Jeffrey RSS (CNSNews.com) - Uncle Sam—AKA the federal government—went on a New Year’s Eve binge, adding a net of $125,202,709,546.99 to its total debt in just the one day of Dec. 31, 2013, according to the U.S. Treasury. That equals approximately $1,088.60 for each of the 115,013,000 households the Census Bureau currently estimates there are in the United States.

Overall, in the first quarter of fiscal 2014, which ended on Dec. 31, the total debt of the federal government jumped $613,787,258,252.83 That equals $5,336 for each household in the country.

At the close of business on Dec. 30, 2013, the total debt of the federal government was 17,226,768,075,403.16. By the close of business on the next day—New Year’s Eve—the debt had risen to 17,351,970,784,950.15—a one-day jump of $125,202,709,546.99. - See more at: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/uncle-sam-s-new-year-s...

Thing1Thing2's picture

They enable us to "send their children to school, and to live greater lives", aka "you didn't build that with your hard earned money"

HoofHearted's picture

How about all us ZHers get ourselves positions on the Fed police? Once we're all in place, it will be easier to take the Fed down with a coordinated inside job.

Oh damn, you need a GED. I guess all of us with higher degrees would be considered way too smart to do their bidding.

Four chan's picture

Never have so many, guarded so little.

Atomizer's picture

In the next 4 weeks, go balls to the wall.

Thanks.

economics9698's picture

The Fed can hire all the police they want, when the fiat dies so will they. The mf’s will be hunted down for decades and killed all over the planet. These criminals will not get away with their crimes.  

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

 

Join the SS.....you get to be a thug......it's kinda fun!

nope-1004's picture

+1.  Thought the same thing after first reading this.  In fact, since they are hiring so many, it makes sense that the odds of an inside job are rising anyway, regardless of education.  The banksters  have ripped off way too many for all of these hirees to be committed to the "job".

 

in4mayshun's picture

My 1st thought as well. Problem is they'd pull our NSA file for our background check and discover that we're ZH members and visit sites like Drudge and Infowars, and we'd be disqualified.

Rafferty's picture

You can bet your bottom (sorely devalued) dollar that they would. They probably have already.   I'm serious.

Cap Matifou's picture

FED's job ad from 1980, hiring tech brains while spilling the shocking truth.

Career Perspectives in American Banking
"We work so closely with the Government to insure stability in the American banking system, that some people think we're a branch of the Government. Actually, we're not."

cynicalskeptic's picture

I worked for the NY Fed back then in operations.  What a clusterfuck.  They'd hire really good people - who'd quit in frustration after 6 months.  The truly incompetent stayed - and rose in the ranks.  One systems person whould run out of meetings crying when questioned too 'harshly' about anything - but Daddy played golf with Board members.   The tellers - those that handled currency - made around $20,000 a year back then - and all drove new Caddys or BMW's.... they eventually relocated Currency Operations to NJ - on the site of a toxic waste dump in East Rutherford.  You can't make this stuff up.

The Fed is the WORST of private and public in one institution  (with an astounding amount of alcoholism in the upper ranks - the Pres of the NY  Fed actually fell over, knocking down a podium when addressing one bunch of bankers.  And that ethos filtered down the ranks.  Kind of embarassing to have your manager shitfaced- to the poitnt of taking off his shirt and ... at a friiendly 'morale-building' get to gether after work).

Musashi Miyamoto's picture

"They'd hire really good people - who'd quit in frustration after 6 months. The truly incompetent stayed - and rose in the ranks."

sound like every single company i've worked for

Soul Glow's picture

Luke Radowski, Mark Dice, and Adam Kokesh examine first hand the Fed Police:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZsJ3SVI1Vw

BuddyEffed's picture

Next thing you know, they'll be wanting "First Night" priviliges.  Think Braveheart and what really got Mel Gibson pissed off in the beginning of that movie.

BaBaBouy's picture

I.E. ... Paper GOLD Police ...

cynicalskeptic's picture

Well, it's not like there's much PHYSICAL GOLD left to guard....  Besides - the paper stuff is SO much easier to steal - doesn't weigh nearly as much.  No need for all those dump trucks you saw in the 'Die Hard' number whatever.    

 

Think about it though.  If we continue in the path to Weimar, you're going to need MASSIVE amounts of currency simply to keep up when inflation really lets loose (and I have no doubt that it will).  The logistics of printing and distributing ever more money - and you will still need the paper stuff, we're not all electronic yet- are huge.

VD's picture

yeah apologies i sometimes confuse legality with constitution since latter is used to wipe the asses of legit laws in order to subvert the nation...my bad......MOAR (unconstitutional) PIGZ --- PIG PLANET FUCK THE PIGZ...

Skateboarder's picture

No worries man, we gotta keep that word 'illegal' in check, or we lose track of what is righteous (constitutional) and what is not.

Every time you say 'illegal,' the laywers win!

Winston Churchill's picture

The Constitution is supposedly the supreme law of the USA , so other laws breaking its

law are illegal.

Strange nobody has taken on the legality of the FredRes unlike the income which has been adjudicated

by SCOTUS as illegal ,but ignored by Uncle Scam.

VD's picture

IRS works for Fed and lotta people tried to fight in courts theft of private property (ie income taxes) ; unfortunatly most have failed (eg Peter Schiff's popz in clink)....so technically u r correct and the above ULTIMATELY = ILLEGAL...

logicalman's picture

There's legal and there's lawful, they are not the same.

tip e. canoe's picture

an extremely important distinction, well said.

nmewn's picture

Yes.

I am heartened that many more are discovering the true distinction of legal vs justice (justness) which is the very cornerstone of proper law. Hitler had laws, Mao had laws Pol Pot had laws...all very much "legal" in every sense of the word but those legalities were never just or had anything to do with justice.

Law can be thought of as a simple trap for the public and the unwary, of what it is and what it is not. Without force, it is nothing (it has no validity without enforcement) and yet force, is the only thing that truly confronts its very existence when law is abused.

Johnny Cocknballs's picture

Sure they are.

If people with guns are ultimately enforcing X, it matters little that
you or I think .

Deo vindice's picture

Just think if hundreds of lovers of liberty applied for and got these jobs. Working for the Fed, armed by the Fed, and when they want their 'force' to do their illegal work for them, arrest the bankers instead.

Think outside the box. This could have real possibilities.

Deo vindice's picture

I like to think of it more as a vision. ;-)

In dark days, having a vision of righteousness and truth prevailing is necessary to keep on going.

"Where there is no vision, the people perish" (Book of Proverbs 29:18)

optimator's picture

I'm sure the first thing they will look at if you apply is your NSA internet activity starting with "have you ever visited ZeroHedge.com?

wtf1369's picture

True, I imagine situational awareness is not viewed as an asset for these positions.

Rafferty's picture

NSA have already identified all the 'lovers of liberty'.

Headbanger's picture

No it isn't.   Pinkerton has been protecting bank stage coach and train transports since the Old West!

http://www.pinkertons.com/

Don't you remember "Butch Casidy and the Sundance Kid" were chased by the Pinkertons??

But you live in la la land anyway.

Binko's picture

Don't be a dope. Pinkerton was a private company. Old time banks hiring Pinkertons is like current banks hiring rent-a-cops.

This is a cartel of private banks employing a government empowered police force

A world of difference. And certainly not legal except by the new definition of legal which basically means anything desired by the rich and powerful.

Headbanger's picture

So what if the Federal Reserve is hiring more police!?   They already have them!

WTF is with all the alarmist douche balls here who get worked up over crap like this?

This is nothing compared to Homeland Security.

What a bunch of weenies!

NoDebt's picture

It won't be long before EVERY agency has it's own police force (does the EPA have a police force yet??).

When you have tens of thousands of new laws and regulations to enforce every passing year (and I'm not exaggerating) you just can't trust the general police force to be able to identify everything that is now a crime.  

As I was shoveling off my driveway yesterday I started to wonder how long before the EPA shows up and declares my yard a "wetlands" area and fines me for moving the snow around.  Of course they'll be back when it melts in the spring and dries up- they'll fine me again for destroying that same wetlands area.  If the EPA had a police force I'm sure that would be accompanied by being cuffed-and-stuffed, needing to post bail and hiring a lawyer to defend myself in front of a "special" EPA court.

It's authority creep and it matters not just because of how many police are hired, but by how SPECIALIZED those police forces are.  "Special" police always ends up needing "special" courts. 

 

SAT 800's picture

You're right, of course. I like that expression, authority creep. Fascists love "law enforcement". If the Congress has a congressional laundromat, they probably have laundromat police. As for the EPA; that's another Federal Monster that will have to be killed before any real economic healing can be done.

Headbanger's picture

I agree it could be viewed as a Fascist buildup of police forces along with the increasing militarization of local police forces getting used military armored vehicles.

But what can we expect to happen now that all can kicking efforts by the Federal Reserve have failed to keep the economy from going over the cliff soon??

Riots, robberies, looting, car jackings,

How many of you who are upset about this kind of news will be demanding police protection when the SHTF !?

So wake up you mooks and face the grim reality that lies ahead cause there's no stopping it now.