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Janet Yellen Is Confirmed As Next Fed Chair

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Update: the final vote came out to 56 Yes and 26 No, after supposedly someone moved from the No to the Yes pile. It also seems that quite a few senators missed the final vote due to the weather, which means Bernanke's record of 30 No votes stands untouched for now.

With the critical 50th Yes vote just being cast, Janet Yellen has officially become the first woman to head the central bank in its 100 years of existence. The vote continues, and the only question now is whether the current tally of 27 No votes will surpass the Bernanke record of 30 objections to the central bank head.

Below is the official statement by the Vice Chair of the Joint Economic Committee on the Yellen confirmation vote:

Statement from JEC Vice Chair Klobuchar on the Confirmation of Janet Yellen as the Next Chair of the Federal Reserve

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S. Senator Amy Klobuchar (D-MN), Vice Chair of the U.S. Congress Joint Economic Committee (JEC), released the following statement after the Senate voted to confirm Janet Yellen to serve as the next Chair of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System:

 

“Janet Yellen’s wealth of experience directing policy at the Federal Reserve and her longstanding reputation as one of the country’s most highly esteemed economists make her well-qualified to serve as Federal Reserve Chair, and as the first woman to hold the post she will also be an inspiration to young women everywhere. I look forward to working with her as we focus on strengthening our economy.”

 

Yellen will succeed current Federal Reserve Chair Ben Bernanke when his term ends on January 31st, and will be the first woman to fill the top role at the Federal Reserve in its 100 year history. 

 

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Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:10 | 4305828 TheLoveArtist
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I hear lots of cheering and clapping in the front of the room where the Tribe sits and their Congress Muppets, the rest of America is watching Tribe TV, and the real people, those that read ZH are groaning and making their SHTF plans in advance.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:17 | 4305844 nope-1004
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Oh good.  They did the democratic thing and voted.  Glad to see we have democracy in progress and the selection wasn't fixed at all.

"We need some Nays for the blogosphere Pete.  Can't have this thing go through and have all Yay's.  Flip John and email and do a 2/3 to 1/3 split or so to be believable."

 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:46 | 4305936 Soul Glow
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Why do they even vote?  The Federal Reserve Bank has no oversight!

First of all the Fed is an independent agency....what the relationships are [between it and other agencies] don't frankly matter.

Greenspan on the MacNeil/Lehrer News Hour:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV0MyMpcSp4

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:59 | 4306007 666
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Hey, Tylers! How about a roll call so we can see who voted in favor of him, so we know who not to vote for in the next election.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 05:57 | 4307356 secured_party-c...
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WTF...what's the difference between Nay and Not...

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:10 | 4306040 rubiconsolutions
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"Why do they even vote?  The Federal Reserve Bank has no oversight!"

For the same reason that James Clapper and Keith Alexander went through confirmations, to give the illusion that the NSA and CIA are accountable. We all know that isn't true. They are independent of all government oversight.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:30 | 4306105 TheLoveArtist
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This thing has become so criminal, these Tribal rats are riding this ship down stripping the USA of all they can steal until it goes underneath the water and nobody can trace the deeds of their thefts.

http://www.americanbanker.com/issues/178_195/fed-frees-israeli-bank-from...

Yellen is doing rearguard action for the Tribe Rat Pack

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:53 | 4306169 AlaricBalth
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Mr. Bernanke shows Congress who's in charge.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oOpQkRsEfaU

Sen. Bernie Sanders: "Will you tell us who got the money?"
Bernanke: No!

Any questions???

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 01:23 | 4307009 EscapingProgress
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If you criticize the Fed you are a SEXIST!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:09 | 4306029 Cult_of_Reason
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Re: "the selection wasn't fixed at all"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdVbWrXCEAA_GVO.jpg

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:14 | 4305845 zaphod
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She is probably going to be the one in charge when the SHTF and the FED finally loses control. People only remember/blame the current person in charge, not the previous people who created the mess. My guess is Yellen will be a cuss word in a decade or two.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:23 | 4305882 U4 eee aaa
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They usually use the entrance of the new Fed head to toss the markets into turmoil (Greenspan 1987, Bernanke 2008) That way they can say that it is uncertainty as to how the new leadership will be able to handle things. So we could see a meltdown over the next year or two

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:34 | 4305908 HoofHearted
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TPTB put a half-black man in charge for the shit to go down politically, so why not put a half-woman in charge for the fucked-up economic times? All works perfectly to plan. 

I'm long base metals and delivery devices, food and water, arable farmland, and then the precious metals.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:15 | 4306056 dogmete
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Half-woman -- haha! That is hilarious.

 

Okay as for the politically correct mind police, I say all insults, sexist or otherwise are fair game for this horrible whore of a woman. Ben and Allen were whores too and we called them that.

 

I Dogmete, am a 55 year old chick and I say have at it guys! Let the insults rain!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:24 | 4306084 layman_please
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Shit has been going down since forever. It's called slow boil. I can see the avalanche of news celebrating the new chairwoman just because he is a woman. Can anybody think of a bigger distraction? What's next, illegal immigrant gay to be venerated as the president of ussa? Hold on a minute ... Oh nevermind. Maybe a horse as a vice president? Ah, or maybe for the state secretary...

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 03:25 | 4307197 StychoKiller
Mon, 01/06/2014 - 21:15 | 4306231 John_Coltrane
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Half Woman?  I demand a Chromasome test.  Even those East German Shot Putters put Ugly Yellen to shame.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:16 | 4305853 J Pancreas
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Careful or you're going to get francis_sawyered by the hyper sensitive mind police up in this mug.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:09 | 4306036 centerline
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Oy vey, my balls!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:10 | 4305829 Motorhead
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That fuckin' bitch...no surprise that she got confirmed, though.  Kurva.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:34 | 4305909 gjp
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Pica!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 21:54 | 4306027 Looney
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yeah!

 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:38 | 4306121 gjp
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Pica!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:24 | 4305887 TideFighter
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Good thing she is an old hag. Imagine un-tapering when she was on her period?  

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:40 | 4305934 ZH Snob
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what a job to inherit!  she will be remembered alongside the captain of the Titanic.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:16 | 4305810 Frank N. Beans
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i'm smellin yellin

 

edit: NOT!!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:05 | 4305811 Everybodys All ...
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Does C U Next Tuesday fit here?

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:06 | 4305814 thewayitis
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  Pssst...She's a MAN in a womans body .........

 

 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:29 | 4305895 MarginCallMD
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She is Dr. Evil's long lost sister (austin Powers)

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 04:58 | 4307304 HardlyZero
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So, follow me, it's like we get our jollies by giving her our money, and then she spends it, or gives our money back to us.

 

That's basically the pure fiat/ponzi right ?

 

And we don't see it ?

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:08 | 4305820 tallen
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So Ben was Helicopter Ben. What can we come up for Yellen?

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:09 | 4305827 U4 eee aaa
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Yellin Screamin'

Hell in Yellin

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:18 | 4305861 Skateboarder
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Yellecopter!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:51 | 4305984 resurger
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Yellenator!

 

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 08:35 | 4307459 kralizec
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Ain't buyin' what Yellen is sellin'!  Stop fuckin' Yellen!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:10 | 4305832 tallen
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If the economy tanks, I'm looking forward to all the "Should go back to the kitchen" jokes.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:16 | 4305850 TeamDepends
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If?

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:02 | 4306019 if
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When you're Yellen you should be sellin.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:24 | 4305886 U4 eee aaa
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Why, does she need to scold the cook?

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:12 | 4305834 ForWhomTheTollBuilds
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Best Ive seen so far is "Mrs DebtFire" (not my line).

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 05:04 | 4307311 HardlyZero
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I am working "American Horror Story: Coven".  They get wookie, Hill, Yell, and Sebelious...all in black robes.  Coven.  They open the crack of hell on opening night.  One of them takes the role of Whore of Babylon and they rotate which one will kick the crack wider each week.  They have occasional vists by Ben, Jamie, and Hank.  Its graphic goth.    They might even get some cracks going in Street or City.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:13 | 4305841 TheLoveArtist
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Ol' Yeller

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 08:36 | 4307464 kralizec
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I can't wait for the woodshed scene!  ;)

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 04:56 | 4307303 Colonel Klink
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I affectionately will refer to her as Felon Yellen.  And by affectionately I mean I hate her criminal zionist guts!

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 08:37 | 4307466 kralizec
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I think Herr Colonel might be holding back a bit.  Just a guess...

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:08 | 4305821 shepherd
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She was "chosen" by birth.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:17 | 4305859 falak pema
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was she born in Hawai or some place outside the US?

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:08 | 4305822 U4 eee aaa
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Wow! That was a surprise

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:09 | 4305823 ebworthen
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Grandma (Gramdpa?) Yellen is going to give her little Grandkids all of the cookies they can eat and then some - so of course they invited her over for dinner.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:08 | 4305824 kill switch
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Useful idiot

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:10 | 4305831 blabam
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I propose a Zerohedge chipin for the following gift: http://tinyurl.com/ph57n

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:11 | 4305833 paint it red ca...
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Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:12 | 4305835 RiverDrifter
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How is everyone so sure that Yellen is a woman?  You can't tell by just looking at it......waittaminnit, don't tell me how y'all know, I don't think I wanna hear it.....

 

.....i'm going to go take a shower.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:13 | 4305840 John McCloy
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   Good thing they parted the ways to prevent a filibuster last month...they can play games on Drones and Obamacare theatrics because they will not amount to anything in relation to the continuation of the game but once they recognized that Rand could prevent confirmation and put the Fed in the MSM spotlight they showed their hand as to who is really inchage behind the scenes and the right phone calls were made to prevent that from coming to pass. 

    It would have been a catastrophe if only that people heard the words Federal Reserve too many times while having their meatloaf at 5pm. 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:13 | 4305842 fijisailor
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Everyone celebrate.  A woman in charge.  Things will be different now /sarc

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:18 | 4305863 ebworthen
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I can see it now; HIllary and Yellen meeting to address high interest rates and the riots in Shantytown.

Bill will NOT be at the meeting, he will be chasing a cheeseburger or a skirt, or both.

Al Gore will be at the head of the Department of Energy or the E.P.A.

Vince Foster and Ron Brown will jangle their chains in the night.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:25 | 4305890 fijisailor
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Are you talking about a XXX porn film or a Frankenstein remake?

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 03:29 | 4307201 StychoKiller
Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:13 | 4305843 Smartie37
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I formally oppose...

and 

I informally state Yellen Must Immediately Retire,

or there could be grave consequences for the U.S. currency.....

Don't say you weren't warned! :(  

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:29 | 4305894 U4 eee aaa
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I second that motion

Because there is a certain power to words and if it is not stated then certain universal laws and forces are held back

So, let 'er rip boys!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:46 | 4305964 resurger
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but i thought that was Bullish for pedicure and manicure products!!!!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 23:19 | 4306699 logicalman
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You can formally oppose all you like.

TPTB formally don't give a fuck.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:15 | 4305849 falak pema
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BEn can now tell all you ZH guys like Nixon said : You won't have me around to punch anymore...Adios, Benfrankenfiat

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:32 | 4305901 U4 eee aaa
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I can just imagine Ben going home, closing, locking and leaning back on the door behind him. Taking out his handkerchief. Wiping his forehead and saying, "Phew! That was close one! Now SHE can hang for all this!"

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:17 | 4305854 Hedgetard55
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Brilliant move by the PTB. If you criticized Greenskank or Berskanky, you were merely an Anti-Semite. Criticize Janet Felon, and you are an Anti-Semite, a misogynist and anti-gay/transgender/asexual (not sure which she is), all at the same time!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:18 | 4305860 surf0766
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This is Pat .

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:17 | 4305855 Seasmoke
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Fucking feminist. I still think it was a grand plan if the Tribe. 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:45 | 4305958 resurger
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 "Who run the world" , PITCHES , Who run the World, Joooooo Pitches

All you misogynists out there, stop the jelly, chop off your dicks and stay at home.

Fashion and Beauty Products is where the QE is heading ....

 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:49 | 4305974 BurningFuld
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Earth to resurger...Earth to resurger...come in please.....

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:55 | 4305994 resurger
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BurningFlud Radard Contact!

How copy?

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:09 | 4306037 JR
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The issue of anti-Semitism and the obvious domination of America’s financial and political systems by Jewish families must be dealt with in the very near future if America’s free enterprise representative government society is to survive.

Surely, anti-Semitism reached a pinnacle in Adolph Hitler’s rule. And his key points began to be made connecting Jews to an international conspiracy. Over the top as he was in his fiery denunciation of Jews, his points hit home with many Germans who had experienced the financial domination by Jewish families and the waves of Bolshevism coming into Germany from Russian-based Communists, primarily Jews.

Here is one of many depictions of Hitler’s anti-Semitism as related by John Toland, Adolph Hitler, Volume I, Part 2: In the Beginning Was the Word, 4. Birth of a Party, page 108:

“For the first time in public, Hitler charged that the Jewish conspiracy was international and that their advocacy of equality of all peoples and international solidarity was only a scheme to denationalize other races. Previously he had called the Jew despicable, immoral and parasitic; tonight the Jew was a destroyer, a robber, a pest with the power to ‘undermine entire nations.’ Hitler called for an all-out struggle to the death.”—  Hitler’s quotes from a mass meeting in Munich’s famous Hofbrauhaus, Friday, the thirteenth of August 1920

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 22:41 | 4306519 Dinero D. Profit
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The Nazi's displayed large banners on the Hofbrauhaus walls. 

They yelled, "Herren unt Dammen, Der Juden sind unserer ungleuk."

Gentlemen and Ladies, the Jews are our bad luck.

imo, that's a mighty awful piece of direct propagda and sinister sublimital pursuasion.

Luck is cognate with magic, magic with mystery, mystery with mysticism, mysticism with religion.  

Given that religion is inherently divisive, 'Jews are our bad luck' seems to encourage a disguised religious war.      

 

 

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 05:05 | 4307315 Colonel Klink
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Oddly jews have been ostracized from a large number of nations over history.  I'm sure it's just people's anti-semitism getting the best of them.  It could NEVER be their actions of greed and ambition to control.

THEY cause the problems, then whine about being society's pariahs.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:17 | 4305857 surf0766
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Boy that was too close to call

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:17 | 4305858 kchrisc
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Her "job" will be to ride this bitch down, turn off the lights and 'return.'

 

"Happiness is a warm head in a basket."

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:35 | 4305912 Dinero D. Profit
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Trying to fit a short person on a guillotine is an executioner's nightmare.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 05:06 | 4307317 Colonel Klink
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Shouldn't be an issue, just butt the top of their head against the "headboard" and let'er rip!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:23 | 4305883 resurger
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A nikka then this!

gg'

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:24 | 4305884 kashey
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just in case wondered if all of a sudden she was not jewish? maybe all this anisemitic talk is bare nonsense... oh, she's jewish. what a surprise..

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:37 | 4305920 resurger
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If she gets a heart attack while shes in charge, who takes over?

 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:59 | 4306006 mess nonster
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Stanley Fischer, ex IMF, ex World Bank, ex head of the Bank of Isreal. You don't really think i'il ol' Miss Yellen goin' be runnin' shit now y'all? Lil Miss Yellen do wat she tol'. That's my story an' I'm stickin' to it.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 05:08 | 4307319 HardlyZero
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Does she know how to drive and have a drivers license ?   or does she just have a driver ?

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:02 | 4306016 Skateboarder
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The Israeli Vice Chair.

edit: mess beat me to it.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:22 | 4306079 TheLoveArtist
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Sure won't be a Mexican American that is for sure.  Why even in LA they got a Jew from Mexico to be Mayor.  Under the Jew chokehold you can't have any of your own at the head of the table, only members of the Tribe allowed.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:19 | 4306070 TheLoveArtist
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What a JEWTOCRACY we live in, they are sending in TRIBE members from ISRAEL to run the operation.  I can see why Adolph called them *&@### Parasites

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 05:08 | 4307320 Colonel Klink
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It's not only mein Fuhrer.  Check your history!  They've been a pariah throughout history.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:25 | 4305889 JR
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The only thing that is confirmed is that the Congress of the United States has decided to choose the bankers over the people. Some are blackmailed, of course, for their many private sins; and some are rewarded with trips, cash and titles. But the real question: How many are honest men and why in the name of Heaven are they not standing to reveal the truth of what they know?

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:05 | 4306028 dogmete
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What planet are you living on? There are no honest people in the us congress.

 

 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:14 | 4306053 JR
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The honest men are being awfully quiet. They are as duplicitous as only weak men can be.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:33 | 4305906 BudFox2012
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This is awesome!  I didn't even know that Benny Hill was still alive, and on top of that, he is the new fed chairman!!!  Oh wait, that's a woman?

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:49 | 4305973 BudFox2012
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That has to be Benny Hill.  See the pictures side-by-side:

http://www.choppersurplus.com/images/biker-jokes/benny%20yellen.jpg

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:17 | 4306063 JR
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Absolutely awesome. And runner-up: Dr.Ruth.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:19 | 4306072 saulysw
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Haha. That is worth the click... good one.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 21:24 | 4306268 John_Coltrane
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Wow, best link of the day!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:47 | 4305915 Johnny Cocknballs
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She is a staunch believer in the modern version of the Phillips curve.  Which is roughly like being a staunch believer in the modern version of the Ptolemaic system

I see negative rates....

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:35 | 4305917 chump666
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Poisoned Chalice.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 08:41 | 4307469 kralizec
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The pellet with the poison...

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:38 | 4305925 22winmag
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Atomic bombs would do less damage than the FED has done since it's inception.

 

Kill it before it kills us.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:39 | 4305930 A Lunatic
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Bake me some cookies, bitch. Not sure why that always makes me laugh.........

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:47 | 4305943 Atomizer
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Told you so. Past ZH post links today.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:43 | 4305947 Spungo
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She'll be the first and last female fed chairman. Bernanke's mess will crash while she's in charge, they'll attribute it to her being a woman (?), and that's the end. Sort of like how Obama will be the last black president.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:16 | 4306060 chump666
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That's right.  Bernanke's legacy will be her undoing.  She will get the blame.

 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:43 | 4305948 ms8172
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I bet she will be the frist female and the last.  She'll be YELLEN when this economy gets sideways soon.  Way to go BEN!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:48 | 4305970 logicalman
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Jewish woman at the top - Jewish man as deputy.

I think in the aforementioned religion women are supposed to be subservient.

I wonder who will really be running the show.

Just a thought.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:02 | 4306020 dogmete
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Jewish women subservient?  That's a funny one.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:09 | 4306035 logicalman
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According to their book.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:22 | 4306080 dogmete
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haha who lives by their religious book? No one I ever met :)

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:34 | 4306114 shutdown
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They certainly do. 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:08 | 4306034 Laughing Stock
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We're doomed!

 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 21:40 | 4306329 optimator
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Jewish and Zionist Israeli Dual Citizen.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:49 | 4305975 thefirstabomb
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She's just so qualified :|

Here's her job history

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 19:56 | 4305999 Obama_4_Dictator
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Today was already the "most depressing" day of the year....and now this shit!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:23 | 4306010 dogmete
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Who cares about that old whore-bag?

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:02 | 4306021 yogibear
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She'll be the fall-woman for Bernanke and Greenspan.

Abby Joseph Cohen is another ugly woman.

 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:08 | 4306032 Laughing Stock
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Cee

Uoo

Next

Tuesday

 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:24 | 4306033 Atomizer
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Yellen will state we have to many puppies to redistribute all milk allocations. Interest rates will rise. Obama will chime in, everyone one needs to pay their fair share. Bill Gates & Grandpa Warren will run a campaign to encourage their humanitarian contributions will be % matched to all donors. Clap, clap, clap.. Weeeee.

More bullshit to gather money to wash into a new shell company for foundation purposes. NSA! Can you hear me now?

Primus - Too Many Puppies

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:13 | 4306052 vainamoinen
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Let's get the name straight.

I believe it's "Lee Harvey" Yellen.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:26 | 4306095 10mm
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Americans will get what they allowed.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:26 | 4306096 Ranger_Will
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DAT BITCH!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:26 | 4306097 BullyBearish
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I'm sure she'll be just as fine an administrative assistant to Bank of Israel Fischer as she was to Bernanke.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:27 | 4306098 putbuyer
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Why are liberals ugly as sin?

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:39 | 4306119 Constitutional ...
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I'd rather keep the Chair. It's useful. And get rid of the Fed.

I don't harbor any ill feeling toward Ben Bernanke, the academic. The world is a contest of ideas.  I do dislike the institution he served.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 20:46 | 4306154 shutdown
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A lot of people are quite unhappy about this. Many are very steamed up, even furious. It wouldn't surprise me one bit is someone raised a fuhrer! 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 21:10 | 4306221 Atomizer
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Welcome aboard Mr. Yellen. May your womanly self-handed sword drop like bombs when you speak of printing more money to create zero sum math calculations.

 

Don’t think for one minute we’ll agree on a new government agency to manage a sovereign country under a distressed financial crisis. 

 

Just to be clear, we will shove every signature on the derivatives stock market mess up your ass. These innocent people never signed up for this future obligation.

 

We’re now playing a game called, king of the mountain. We’ll see how you behave.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 21:51 | 4306374 Bunga Bunga
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Dollar, gold, futures yawn

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 21:52 | 4306378 J J Pettigrew
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ITs a good bet Janet will NOT honor the TRI mandate of the Federal Reserve..

 

Maximum Employment

Stable Prices (2% inflation is NOT in the mandate)

and MODERATE interest Rates...(Zero is not Moderate)

She will continue the self expansion of the powers of the Fed....to FULL BLOWN Central Planners.

Goodbye free market.

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 21:54 | 4306381 highwaytoserfdom
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Class II senator  running  voting for Yellen  Liberterain and progressive hit list for central bank nonsense. Carl Rove republicans suporting Banker occupation

TN    Not Voting    Lamar Alexander    Republican
GA    Not Voting    Saxby Chambliss    Republican
NE    Not Voting    Mike Johanns    Republican
ME    Yea        Susan Collins    Republican

Progressives  canadate democrats targets for supporting banker occupation

   
IL    Yea    Richard Durbin    Democrat    Obama chair
IA    Yea    Thomas Harkin    Democrat    make it an issue   Alan Grayson
SD    Yea    Tim Johnson    Democrat    make it an issue   Alan Grayson
LA    Yea    Mary Landrieu    Democrat    make it an issue   Alan Grayson
MI    Yea    Carl Levin        Democrat
RI    Yea    John  Reed    Democrat   
WV    Yea    John JayRockefeller IVDemocrat
MA    Yea    Edward Markey    Democrat   Warren beat Brown on Banks FED
CO    Yea    Mark Udall    Democrat    make it an issue   Alan Grayson
NM    Yea    Tom Udall        Democrat    make it an issue   Alan Grayson
VA    Yea    Mark Warner    Democrat    make it an issue   Alan Grayson
NH    Yea    Jeanne Shaheen    Democrat    Not Scott Brown please
NC    Yea    Kay Hagan    Democrat    make it an issue   Alan Grayson
OR    Yea    Jeff Merkley    Democrat    make it an issue   Alan Grayson
MN    Yea    Alan Franken    Democrat  make it an issue   Alan Grayson
DE    Yea    Chris Coons    Democrat    make it an issue   Alan Grayson
NJ    Yea    Cory Booker    Democrat    make it an issue   Alan Grayson
   

 

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 08:54 | 4307485 therearetoomany...
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ME    Yea        Susan Collins    Republican

Let's not forget this is the cunt that allowed Obysmalcare to pass from committee.  

More importantly, let the people of ME not forget. 

 

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 22:15 | 4306446 sbenard
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She won't be much of "an inspiration to young women everywhere" when she earns her sobriquet of Calamity Janet with the popping of the stock market bubble!

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 22:18 | 4306461 logicalman
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Just because it's important

Top 10 corrupt politicians 2013

http://www.wnd.com/2014/01/obama-tops-corrupt-list-for-acting-as-a-1-man...

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 22:34 | 4306523 Rising Sun
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"...“Janet Yellen’s wealth of experience directing policy at the Federal Reserve and her longstanding reputation as one of the country’s most highly esteemed economists make her well-qualified to serve as Federal Reserve Chair, and as the first woman to hold the post she will also be an inspiration to young women everywhere. ...."

 

What young woman wants to grow up to look like an old man?

 

Fuck you Yellen - fucking cunt

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 22:45 | 4306567 Uncle Remus
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Does it come with a booster seat?

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 22:59 | 4306623 icanhasbailout
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The gravest act of politically correct civilizational suicide yet...

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 23:34 | 4306750 beavertails
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In the future, she will be known as TPCY.  That's Trillion Platinum Coin Yellen.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 05:12 | 4307325 HardlyZero
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By the time the FED is done the US dollar will be on a copper standard.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 06:30 | 4307370 marriedgeordie
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next adolf will rise in the estados unidos

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 08:58 | 4307491 therearetoomany...
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Bush 1 - Yale and Harvard

Clinton - Yale

Bush 2 - Yale and Harvard

Obama - Princeton and Harvard

Yellen - Brown

Hmmmm....who is the real enemy?    

Northeast Educational Elite

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