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With 1.3 million Americans having lost (or about to lose) their emergency unemployment benefits, President Obama is back from vacation and ready to re-start the blame-and-shame game (supported with the now ubiquitous crowd of needy entitled onlookers, ready to faint on command). As he explains, "this is money that helps pay the bills while folks work hard to find their next job..." as long as it's well-paying and not at McDonalds. Of course, the uncomfortable truth is...

  • *BOEHNER SAYS EXTENSION OF UNEMPLOYMENT AID MUST BE PAID FOR

But that's what the rich are for, right?

 

Here is Jason Furman, chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors, explaining why the world will end if congress does not extend UI...

 

And President Obama is due to speak at 1140ET

 

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Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:34 | 4308262 Xibalba
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Boner can suck my fat chubby. 

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:38 | 4308276 Troll Magnet
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I think Obama would prefer to do that...

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:55 | 4308344 Hedgetard55
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He left Moochie in Hawaii so he could have some alone time with Reggie, or whomever the new Reggie is.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:57 | 4308361 onewayticket2
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i guess obama was for PAYGO before he was against it.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:07 | 4308408 Manthong
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He's back.. shit.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:30 | 4308503 DoChenRollingBearing
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It's so cold out there...

That the Democrats have their hands in their own pockets!

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:49 | 4308562 TeamDepends
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budumpshhh!!!

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 16:18 | 4309112 Ms. Erable
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There goes the neighborhood.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:38 | 4308277 robochess
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I think you meant obummer.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:14 | 4308400 tickhound
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Obummer, Boner... The fucks the difference? Their preferred corporate welfare sponge?

And....

@tyler "and that is what the rich are for, isn't it?"

Geeezus T foxnews soundbyte much? AS IF taxes ever amounted to anything the last two decades other than denting interest on existing debt.

The rich don't pay, they receive. "Pay" is what the middle class is for." $16 for a couple of steaks at the grocery store. Meanwhile the GD Dow Jones is at all time highs... And yet Tyler's gonna let Larry Fink keep this "hard earned dough" in the name of free markets?

Fuck Fink and the rising tide of fed induced gabillionaires.

At this point, I'd give his entire fortune split equally among 300 million Americans while he rots in jail.

Generally tyler has no problem shitting on cronyism excess and exposing the growing income and wealth gaps. But put Silverstein up against a low wage earner or the unemployed looking to eat???... And it's cat food aisle 7.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 15:02 | 4308805 Oldwood
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They are constantly trying to act as though everything will be paid by the rich but the rich can afford protection, so when the wealthy effectively live behind iron gates making their assets difficult to steal, the thieves just move down the street to those with lesser defenses. We have to stop this theme of robbing the rich when all we are really doing is justifying and enabling the thieves. When we have more people robbing the grocery store than growing the food we eat, we will all starve.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:45 | 4308297 zerozulu
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So in Hawaii people play GOLF with legs? I saw in St Andrews they use some kind of a stick to hit the ball.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:08 | 4308419 holgerdanske
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Goose step, preparing for that job a GS!

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 14:48 | 4308761 FeralSerf
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I thought he was just staking out terrortory. Like a dog.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:47 | 4308313 shepherd
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So you are a fag?

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:56 | 4308360 BLOTTO
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I believe #44 gets snuffed out before his term is done...

 

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:01 | 4308384 Cruel Aid
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By his own people, he's down in the count. The brand needs help.

We all hope not... this is gold! btw

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:51 | 4308567 TeamDepends
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Hillary in the Library with a Lead Pipe.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:59 | 4308589 kralizec
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Maybe the Wookie in the West Wing with a hairy paw...I hear she wants to cut ties...being resticted to a few rooms in da manshun and only one tire swing just doesn't cut it anymore...plus, playing second-fiddle to Reggie be a big diss, yo!

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 14:19 | 4308650 NIHILIST CIPHER
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Guys, this is the first and LAST time I will root for the Wookie and Hitlery !  GO TEAM !!!!

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:07 | 4308414 mydogisprettier...
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By assault knife, not firearm. Cant give them any more reason to demonize legal gun owners  

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 15:58 | 4309041 Oldwood
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The progressives need another martyr to lock all of their "advancements" into place. Obama's agenda would become sacrosanct.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 14:16 | 4308640 ThirdCoastSurfer
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If you can't find a job in say, 5 months, why don't you just qualify for Social Security benefits until you do? 

 

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:40 | 4308283 SandiaMan
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See this tactic coming a mile away!

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:40 | 4308285 suteibu
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"And President Obama is due to speak at 1140ET"

What's the over/under on 12:00?

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:46 | 4308306 RacerX
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I'll take the over.

Lazy fucker.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:51 | 4308322 y3maxx
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...POTUS needs to first familiarize the script sent from NWO Headquarters in London.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 18:12 | 4309487 lakecity55
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"Bath House, it's time for the Teleprompter. Get Reggie's dick out of your ass."

"Yes, Valerie."

"No! I did not mean suck on it! Spit that stuff out and head for the Teleprompter. Now!"

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:43 | 4308291 wisehiney
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Return of the ugly kenyan.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:43 | 4308292 Dr. Engali
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Fuck Zero! I'm tired of these assholes who continue to tell us the world will end if we don't extend unemployment benefits into infinity.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:53 | 4308337 kralizec
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Unemployment bene's good for employment, dontchyaknow?

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Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:04 | 4308398 Xibalba
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The fact is, UI money is spent into the real economy instantly.  Corp subsidies, loopholes, and QE do NOTHING for the real economy.  All it does is help the richest get richer.  FUCK THEM!  You unamerican swine!  Do something for your fellow Americans in need, or pay your fucking taxes. 

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:08 | 4308418 Dr. Engali
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Or let them find a job. 

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:13 | 4308433 Xibalba
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It's easier to get into Harvard or Yale than find a job these days.  And I'm fully employed with insurance and pension, so I consider myself in the top 10%

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:25 | 4308482 nflux
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if they really wanted a job they would just goto a temp agency and they'll have you working in a week's time. temp agencys are the new colleges, you got to prove you can work before they'll risk putting you on their payroll

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:33 | 4308513 Xibalba
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True, perhaps.  But it also makes labor very disposable.  A worker who feels disposable will not be reliable, thus diminishing the return to both himself and the employer.  

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:47 | 4308554 Accounting101
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So you agree with Obama that things are getting better. Those temp jobs being so plentiful and all.

You are part of the problem.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 20:11 | 4309767 nflux
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thats some funny conclusions.

 

first off, the factory i was working at for 8 years closed at the end of 2012. so i had unemployment at the start of 2013, along with everybody else in that factory. so after applying for 3 months for non temp jobs I saw a temp job that interested me and started working right away and im now a full time guy working 40-50 hrs a week making more than i did at my last job with full benefits and a pension(non-union job).

I know MANY of my old coworkers that are milking unemployment until they are kicked off it. they need to quit extending unemployment benefits and force these people to take jobs. yeah temp jobs suck but that's how you get hired on. thats just the reality of the state of affairs

so yes i know what the job situation is, not good, but if you do want a job there is a place to start working your way back. just too easy for these lazy fucks to live off the goverment.

maybe i am part of the problem. i didn't live off the goverment for as long, I'm not in debt at all, i voted for ron paul in primary and gary johnson in the real election. Im just fucking up all over

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 14:40 | 4308731 moneybots
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"Or let them find a job."

 

"1,600 applicants (and counting) "a deluge" - 44 applicants for every position - or nearly three times more difficult than getting into Harvard to get a simple job... To make ice cream!"

 

They are trying to find a job.  The problem is that there aren't enough to go around.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 16:17 | 4309108 Blues Traveler
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Bingo....Oblunder created the part time economy, now there are even less jobs.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 18:10 | 4309482 lakecity55
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There are hardly any jobs but part time. The Fuhrer has three more years to get rid off all the jobs, which is his goal.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:35 | 4308519 Accounting101
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X, you have it right and understand. Unfortunately, you will receive many down arrows for your economic literacy. $23 trillion of our money has been given to the big banks and financial services industry since 2008, with more to accompany the next crash.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 14:47 | 4308756 Bastiat
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Yep, plenty of free FRNs for the banks where it does nothing for the general economy--might as well spread it around.  What the hell, the dollar's credibility is well on its way down the bowl anyway.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:14 | 4308440 chubbar
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The extension will pass. The reason it will pass is that the Gov't can not afford to have another 1.3 million people coming to the realization that life is never going to get any better for them than it is now. Our country is in an ever tightening downward spiral and the only thing keeping folks from marching on D.C. and hanging these scumbags are the downtrodden getting free money. You take the free money away and all hell breaks loose in 3 days if not sooner. These asshats in Gov't actually know this which is why you will see this kabuki dance between the Dems and GOP every once in a while but which always will eventuate with new FSA awards. This continues until something else breaks that makes the  continuance of these benefits mute, AKA TSHTF.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:44 | 4308295 Son of Captain Nemo
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Great picture of him on the golf course...

Practicing his "Goose Step" I see?!

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:56 | 4308352 Colonel Klink
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We trained him but he's a very slow learner.  We discovered his preferred method of learning was....the teleprompter.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:07 | 4308411 Cruel Aid
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He would like to head the ministry of silly walks when his work is done here.

Maybe a silly walk czar

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:39 | 4308529 BlackChicken
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His real calling was to be a Rockette.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:56 | 4308581 kralizec
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You mean a Cockette, right?

LOL!

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 14:15 | 4308633 Son of Captain Nemo
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I believe John Cleese just authorized him with a government loan from the "ministry" for his unique gate and mental condition...

Sure hope the meds they are giving him for his continued nervous breakdown are more responsive than they have been over the past 4 years.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:45 | 4308301 q99x2
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Impeach the Totus for treason.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:46 | 4308302 esum
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lame  duck

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:46 | 4308304 yogibear
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It's raise the debt ceiling time again. Why not double it to $34 trillion and be done with it? 

Barry and the democrats can spend like drunken sailors to get Hillary in office. She can deal with $34 trillion debt and massive underfunded liabilities.

There is no intention to pay the debt back. A currency reset is coming.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:52 | 4308333 shepherd
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Like the republicans are fiscally responsible.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:57 | 4308362 Colonel Klink
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In politics, red and blue make brown.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 18:07 | 4309473 lakecity55
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Yes, COL, a stinky brown found in the toilet bowl.

Let's all Flush It.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:03 | 4308394 kridkrid
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Your first and last paragraphs are correct. Your second paragraph, while not incorrect, plays into the hands of debt Ponzi scheme architects. It's not political. This has nothing to do with who is in office. When the issuance of new credit wobbled as the system ran out of suckers, the last lever to be pulled without reservation was the government. Government, our current iteration of government, anyways, was created as an apparatus to better insure a constant upward spiral of credit creation. It does other things along the way, most of them bad, but the purpose is always to expand the issuance of debt. Most inside the government don't realize this... which makes the con that much more impressive. The government was captured long ago.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:49 | 4308310 superflex
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I liked him better on vacation.  Didn't hear a peep from his socialist, cock sucking mouth.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:57 | 4308366 Colonel Klink
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Because he kept his mouth busy.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 14:31 | 4308688 NIHILIST CIPHER
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Klink     Was Reggie in Hawaii too?  I didn"t hear about that. No wonder the Wookie is miffed and won't come home.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 14:59 | 4308791 Colonel Klink
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I don't think so because reports are he skipped the gym every day.  I'm sure he thinks he'll never get the taste of wookie out of his mouth.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 18:05 | 4309471 lakecity55
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He needs to keep a dick in his mouth 24/7.

But then his asshole would start speaking.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:51 | 4308327 pods
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I have been lost these past few days without constantly hearing what we must do from the head cheerleader.

Just kidding, haven't listened to him speak since, hell I cannot even remember.

pods

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:51 | 4308328 superflex
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Bleachers behind the TOTUS.

I forsee some useless unemployed idiots to nod in approval.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:54 | 4308335 suteibu
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Yup.  Along with a new hag to introduce him.  I think she suffers from scurvy.  Bonus.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:55 | 4308341 superflex
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One while male.

That's raciss.

 

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:07 | 4308346 pods
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I liked it better the other way.  

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:54 | 4308343 dcj98gst
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FAT worthless lazy pieces of shit look like they will collapse the platorm bleachers.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:55 | 4308349 superflex
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Nappy headed hoes

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:54 | 4308342 Dr. Engali
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Oh brother...They are marching in the props. Look at those stupid fucking tools stand there like they actually mean something to this asshole beside being used as propoganda.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:55 | 4308347 djsmps
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Is he surrounded by a bunch of unemployed?

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:56 | 4308351 stant
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Now the messiah is back from the berghoff expect a winter offensive

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:57 | 4308365 Kaiser Sousa
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LYING ASS MOTHER FUCKING BANKER OWNED BITCH ASS BITCH......FUCK OFF

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:59 | 4308375 Colonel Klink
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Obama is a backloaded puppet.  See this banker infographic for details:

http://fwtc.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/kermit-noooo.jpg

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:57 | 4308367 superflex
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Does semen turn your lips purple?

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 18:03 | 4309463 lakecity55
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yes.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:58 | 4308368 Dr. Engali
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Hey peter smoocher...If the economy is so damn good and creating jobs why do we have to extend unemployments benefits forever? 

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:11 | 4308416 Colonel Klink
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I heard that was Obama's radio name.  He wanted to use Cock Sucker, but it was already taken by Eric Holder.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:16 | 4308448 Colonel Klink
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Ain't gonna happen, CONgress is staying warm by burning down the country.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 12:59 | 4308374 superflex
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Hey Zero,

You could employ everyone of those shills standing behind you 3x over with your vacation stipend.

Fuck you hypocrite.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:01 | 4308379 Rising Sun
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extended unemployment

 

monthly POMO of $75B

 

50M Americans on food stamps

 

nice job Barry you fucking dickhead - go back to Hawaii where you can do less damage

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:01 | 4308381 hunglow
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I like staying at home.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:19 | 4308458 Oleander
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It is too cold! Get back to work, we need people driving around in SUVs to get the global warming back on track.

Unemployment at record highs and U.S. temps at record lows. Do I have to draw you a chart to make you see the correlation?

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:02 | 4308388 suteibu
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There was a time in this country when people would be embarrassed to stand on that stage and beg for government handouts. 

Progress!

Forward!

Winning!!!

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:04 | 4308401 Byte Me
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Well, he's come back with a good suntan...

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:08 | 4308403 Mercury
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*BOEHNER SAYS EXTENSION OF UNEMPLOYMENT AID MUST BE PAID FOR

But that's what the rich are for, right?

 

And the rich are what QE is for and QE is what the Fed is for. 

It's all one, big, perpetual motion, wealth creation engine. DUH.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:13 | 4308436 Dr. Engali
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He is still fucking talking. how many different ways can he say the same thing? 

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:19 | 4308444 Colonel Klink
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As many ways as the telepromter says?

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:18 | 4308456 Inthemix96
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Fucking idiot.

His vacation (this one), cost you, and everyone you know more than you will make this year (2014).

Fucking retarded, telepromted fucking puppet.

And whats with the paid stooges standing behind this cunt?  This fucking idiot, at every press corps, needs paid stooges to stand there with stoich faces, in a none descript way encouraging him?  One of those imbeciles should jump down and strangle the fucking idiot, live, and on air.

Paid fucking TV bitchez, strangulation, 'LIVE', and on air.

Well whats wrong with a little dreamin' eh?

;-)

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:20 | 4308459 wmbz
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The Bugeyed Moonbat Pelosi said that higher unemployment "grows" "our" economey. She knows what's best because she is very,very smart and a snappy dresser. So I say we shoot for 50% at least. Things would take off like a rocket sled on rails. To the moon! Problem solved.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:25 | 4308479 pazmaker
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Extend QE and bailouts to wall street and the rich, extend Unemployment and Snap card benefits to the poor......Clowns to the left of me...Jokers to the right...Here I am stuck in the middle with you!

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 13:54 | 4308576 tony wilson
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committed gays and lesbians.committed gays and lesbians.committed gays and lesbians.committed gays and lesbians.committed gays and lesbians.

what is a committed gay and lesbian.

fascism of perceived freedoms.

degenerate perversion as normalcy.

dis intergration of society and community.

project zion winning swimmingly.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 14:10 | 4308623 wisehiney
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We'll soon see if san fran can legislate or intimidate fukushima's commitment.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 14:12 | 4308631 sbenard
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You mean the Permavacation President ENDS his vacations?

Ah, that's right! He needs to get back to the golf links!

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 14:48 | 4308760 El Hosel
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Thank god he is back, the east coast needs all the hot air it can get right now.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 15:16 | 4308874 Hubbs
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Oh the BS gets piled on deeper and smellier.

 

If the country is coming out of a recession, why do we need to keep renewing the unemployment insurance benefits? 

 

Because the jobless voters vote and that situation of fact forces real discovery. What is the new gold standard/metric for measuring the "recovery"?   Answer: How many jobless benefits have to be initiated/renewed?

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 15:26 | 4308901 crzyhun
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“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Dearest Leader for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be REDUCED to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.” GO 1984

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 15:30 | 4308917 Save_America1st
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Authoritarian Marxist fag....

 

Zombies are fake...but MUTANTS are real...

Fight The

M.arxist

U.topian

T.yrannical

A.uthoritarian

N.efarious

T.reasonous

S.ocialists

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 17:41 | 4309403 NoWayJose
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Oh Goody - something else for Boehner to cave in on....

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 18:15 | 4309455 lakecity55
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"Obama is back from vacation...."

hahaha, he has been on vacation since 2009.

And, really, who gives a shit?

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