Japan Calls China "Voldemort", China Responds With "Darkest Devil"

Tyler Durden's picture

The war of words (and deeds) is once again escalating between China and Japan. As we detailed last night, this has been a long time coming and as Reuters reports today took a further turn for the worse. In an op-ed in Britain's Daily Telegraph, the Chinese ambassador to Britain, Liu Xiaoming, wrote last week: "If militarism is like the haunting Voldemort of Japan, the Yasukuni shrine in Tokyo is a kind of horcrux, representing the darkest parts of that nation's soul." Liu's commentary was followed by another published on Sunday by his Japanese counterpart, Keiichi Hayashi, in the same newspaper, headlined: "China risks becoming Asia's Voldemort". As was noted, "Five thousand years of traditional virtues have been turned into this?"

 

Via Reuters,

China lambasted Japan on Tuesday for comparing it to Lord Voldemort, the villain in the Harry Potter stories, after both countries used the character to describe each other in a tit-for-tat diplomatic spat.

 

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe's December 26 visit to Tokyo's Yasukuni Shrine, where Japanese leaders convicted as war criminals are enshrined along with other war dead, infuriated China and South Korea and prompted concern from the United States, a key ally.

 

Both China and Korea suffered under brutal Japanese rule, with parts of China occupied in the 1930s and Korea colonized from 1910 to 1945.

 

In an op-ed in Britain's Daily Telegraph, the Chinese ambassador to Britain, Liu Xiaoming, wrote last week: "If militarism is like the haunting Voldemort of Japan, the Yasukuni shrine in Tokyo is a kind of horcrux, representing the darkest parts of that nation's soul."

 

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Liu's commentary was followed by another published on Sunday by his Japanese counterpart, Keiichi Hayashi, in the same newspaper, headlined: "China risks becoming Asia's Voldemort".

 

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"I would like to point out that, to Asia and countries in other regions of the world, militaristic invasion is the darkest devil in the history of Japan," Hua said at a daily news briefing, according to a transcript posted on the foreign ministry's website.

 

the People's Daily, said the "Sino-Japanese war of public opinion is facing an escalation on all fronts".

 

"We need to make our demands simple and clear, that is, the Japanese prime minister cannot visit the war criminals in Yasukuni because it is equivalent to paying homage to criminals like Hitler and Goebbels," the newspaper said, referring to the leaders of Nazi Germany.

 

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"Five thousand years of traditional virtues have been turned into this?" wrote another microblogger.

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Iocosus's picture

Who's gonna be the Franz Ferdinand?

kridkrid's picture

And be creative. A highranking US official, with a drone strike, in the heartland. That would get the party started, no?

chumbawamba's picture

Sushi v. Chow Mein!

I am Chumbawamba.

Flakmeister's picture

When the time comes will Colonel Saunders be up to the task of taking on General Tso??

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Japan to China: Yu aru meiku Japan beri beri anguri!

China to Japan: Wai yu no laiku China?

DaveyJones's picture

oh, oh, I wanna be Cho Chang

please

Stackers's picture

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my thermonuclear device will incinerate you

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Like Tepco Dai Ichi Reactor.

He_Who Carried The Sun's picture

I am glad there is a little water separating these nutters....

Temporalist's picture

You mean that irradiated Fukumisha fallout water?  Think nothing of it.

DaveyJones's picture

funny, those don't look like breast implants...

He_Who Carried The Sun's picture

Corrrecto, so sorry for you...

y3maxx's picture

...Japan's Royal familiy will be the Franz Ferdinand/Black Swan.
With inevitable closing down of their exports due to Fukushima radiation and no Natural Resources, Japan with nothing to lose, presses the button.
...Plus it still uses horse and carriages for public Royal events so pick Your Royal for Martyrdom.

Freddie's picture

If you want racism, real hatred, blood feuds and environmental devastation - it is hard to beat the Asians.  The Chinese and Japanese really lead the world in this area.  What the Japanese Army did in Asia in their quest for gold and riches pre-WW2 was horriffic.

Flakmeister's picture

Yeah, the Nazi's couldn't touch that...

\wtf?

 

Edit: I'll look around for an image of St. Ronnie laying wreaths in the Bitburg cemetary, you know, the one with no few members of the SS buried there...

Flakmeister's picture

I'll worry when they start using Pokemon references, that'll mean shit is getting real...

shovelhead's picture

Mention Godzilla and everything goes tits up.

RealityCheque's picture

I've got 100 quatloos on China turning Japan into a smoking hole before 2050 (if fukushima doesn't get there first)

JustObserving's picture
China Responds With "Darkest Devil"

That is so racist.

StychoKiller's picture

China:  "Abe's got cooties!"

Japan:  "Yeah, well Xi picks his nose and EATS IT!"

Sofa King Confused's picture

Let's get this party started already.

Dan The Man's picture

LLllettt's Get Reeaaaddyy To Rrrummbblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllee

edotabin's picture

You mean RRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

There, fixed it.

P.S. Cheap shot, I know but I couldn't resist. Just good, clean fun :-)

Farside's picture

You are!

No, You are!

No; YOU ARE!

Well my dad (usa) has big muscles

Well MY dad (russia) has big muscles and rides on a horse without a shirt on!!

g speed's picture

They are following the MacNamara path step for step, rational to a fault. --the military industral complex must be pleased to say the least--- what could possibly go wrong because we know everything about war ends well -----by the way can military build up be considerd a bubble?

marcusfenix's picture

so where is ww3 going to kick off exactly?

the MENA? Asia? eastern Europe?

the Antarctic?

so many hotspots right now.

anybody know if Vegas is running a line on this?

cause I want to get in on that action, gives a whole new meaning to "place your final bets"...

 

 

mick_richfield's picture

I think it will be Antarctica.  

It will have to start there, because pretty soon every ship from every navy in the world will be stuck in the damn ice down there, after all trying to rescue each other.

 

 

forwardho's picture

Thanks Bro, that was good for a laugh!

Spungo's picture

War in Antarctica would be interesting.

StychoKiller's picture

The MSM is trying to get a statement from the Antartic Emperor (penguin, that is!)

ElvisDog's picture

I can't believe how stupid this is - World leaders of major countries making pop-culture references to a children's book. We truly are devolving into a pathetic species.

Spastica Rex's picture

They could have at least used Tolkien references - Sauron, the One Ring, "Ash nazg durbatulûk," etc.

marcusfenix's picture

ahh yes, the Black Speech.

the official language of Washington DC.

on a related subject did you see that they are going to put a statue of Satan in the capitol building in Oklahoma?

pentagrams, an evil looking throne and two little kids smiling up at him...

soon they will be re-modeling the Washington monument after Barad-dur.

welcome to the untied states of mordor.

Spastica Rex's picture

on a related subject did you see that they are going to put a statue of Satan in the capitol building in Oklahoma?

 

I'm OK with it, as long as they also put up a statue of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, and another one depicting Our Lady of Medjugorje (I'm Catholic).

Fair and balanced!

 

P.S.

Another statue of Moroni handing the golden plates to Joseph Smith should probably be included as well.

kridkrid's picture

one member of some cult didn't find your post very funny.

Spastica Rex's picture

Our civic buildings need to be rebuilt with awe-inspiring rotundas, all filled with the idols we worship - gods in alchoves.

edit: A kneeling Atlas holding a globe needs to go in one of those alchoves.

Spastica Rex's picture

THAT'S IT!

I did not know that the statue predated St. Ayn.

Boy, that modernist design sure gets the fascist blood surging!

Thanks!

Flakmeister's picture

Seems you got junked for taking the Lords's name in vain...

James-Morrison's picture

Don't forget statues of Sherlock Holmes, Moriarty, and the Tooth Fairy.

Cthonic's picture

Throw some winsome goddess statues into the mix: Belit, Isis, Ceres, Aphrodites, Innana, Ishtar, Shakti, Astarte, Var, Ydun, Sif , Hecate, Stimula ... though especially any patron dieties of prostitutes, more fitting for the location.

 

Chaos_Theory's picture

I guess in this version Japan is Serbia, antagonizing their Austro-Hungary Hapsburg Empire neighbor (China, although in terms of national power they more resemble Imperial Germany and the U.S. resembles Great Britain, weary of the rising power of the Germans). 

Side note:  now I understand all those goofy Aseans and white chubby 'Mericans wearing stupid Harry Potter gear at the World of Harry Potter area at Universal in Orlando last month. 

laosuwan's picture

Tell it to the Tibetans.

 

Who is threatening war with Taiwan and Phillipines? Who also invaded Vietnam? China is so hypocritical. Always blabbering about other countries meddling in its internal affairs then it turns around and tells the Japanese PM where he can and cannot go in his own country.

 

Who cares if there are some war criminals among the others in the shrine? They are dead. Japan lost the war. They are not claiming the entire China sea as their exclusive territory, China is.

 

China needs to stop hassling everybody now that it has a bunch of dollars to buy battleships and feed its people, clean up its pollution, stop slaughtering endangered animals all over the world so it can make erectile dysfunction treatments for its men, and live without bullying its neighbors. Japan has been through enough: it got nuclear bombs dropped on it, its been occupied by the US, its suffered earthquakes and tsunamis, its got to deal with a 20 year long recession, Fukishima, and radioactive squid.

 

Come on China, give the world and Japan a break. Grow some compasion for others, won't ya?

Mitzibitzi's picture

"Come on China, give the world and Japan a break. Grow some compasion for others, won't ya?"

"Depend on whether survey find oil under islands. If oil, Japan bad foreign devil, enemy to China! If no oil, Japan good friend and will collaborate to level island, build golf course! And what it to you, round eye foreign devil?"

Kayman's picture

laosuwan

A pox on both their houses. Japan still whitewashes its dirty deeds in China and Korea.

And tell me again... what country transferred its manufacturing to China, free of charge? What the fuck did our fearless leaders think was going to happen when the Chinese grew some economic muscle ?  Forgive and forget ? 

China has been a dictatorship its entire history and that is NEVER going to change.