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NJ Governor Christie Statement: (Some) "People Will Be Held Reponsible"

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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is rapidly trying to distance himself from the 'deputy chief of staff plotting to create traffic problems' bridge controversy... his full statement (below) can be summed up: ...

"This behavior is not representative of me or my Administration in any way, and people will be held responsible for their actions."

People will indeed be held responsible, with one very prominent exception.

The controversy:

The communications suggest that Christie’s deputy chief of staff and two of his top appointees at the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey closed a pair of access lanes from Fort Lee, N.J., onto the George Washington Bridge into New York, causing days of gridlock and mayhem in the Fort Lee area last September.

 

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“He is the worst example of bully and boss,” Buono said. “And this string of e-mails clearly exposes a web of deceit, subterfuge and arrogance leading straight to Chris Christie.”

The "throw everyone under the bus" Full statement

"What I've seen today for the first time is unacceptable. I am outraged and deeply saddened to learn that not only was I misled by a member of my staff, but this completely inappropriate and unsanctioned conduct was made without my knowledge. One thing is clear: this type of behavior is unacceptable, and I will not tolerate it because the people of New Jersey deserve better. This behavior is not representative of me or my Administration in any way, and people will be held responsible for their actions."

Of course, there is one very large exception to that statement...

 

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Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:45 | 4313006 wisehiney
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Got yourself before we did. TEA!

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:58 | 4313071 SilverIsKing
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HIllary should be very careful.  If she debates Christie while he's hungry, Bill will be a free man at last.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:01 | 4313082 Atlas_shrugging
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If you like your bus you can keep your bus

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:16 | 4313120 Pegasus Muse
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Slick move there, guv:  http://tinyurl.com/o3ve6nf 

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:26 | 4313172 Motorhead
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Nice patch...thoughts of the 11th ACR and the Fulda Gap.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:54 | 4313245 negative rates
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People yea, just not me!

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:17 | 4313317 MarsInScorpio
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Sure Chris - you didn't know anything about the four-day gridlock in Ft. Lee, espcially with those calls from the mayor trying to find out what was going on with the road blocks - you didn't know that it was being imposed couresy of your appointment to the Port Authority - and you never asked anyone on your staff about what was going on.

 

Now I see why you and Obama get along so well . . .

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Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:25 | 4313340 Hedgetard55
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Progressives will let Bathhouse Barry off on all the things he didn't know about (AP scandal, IRS scandal, Fast and Furious, Benghazi, Reggie Love scandal...) bur crucify Gov. Donut, aka Christie Kreme, for not knowing about this. Fuck you hypocrite lefturd fucks!

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:30 | 4313360 Dead Canary
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Oh dear. And the GOP was fatting him up for a 2016 presidental bid.

(No pun intended)

(Ok, maybe a little)

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 20:15 | 4313516 Whoa Dammit
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It's not about left or right. Its about governmental officials who are so uncaring about the people that they govern that they believe it is  okay for us little people not to be able to get to work, get to school, get to the hospital, etc. just so they can enact a political revenge drama. 

 

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 21:13 | 4313754 ThroxxOfVron
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EXACTLY.  Chris Christie and ALL the rest of these Assholes aren't even remotely concerned with 'public service'.

They don't care about whether or not You and I can get to work, or school, or the hospital, or a store, or whatever it is WE are One and/or Another intent upon and will repress and scuttle and impede OUR vocations, educations, health, economic choices, or whatever else WE consider OUR 'LIFE LIBERTY AND PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS' IF it is not specifically to THEIR personal political and financial advantage and benefit. 

 

THIS IS DAMNED IMPORTANT.

 

NJ Governor Chris Christie has revealed himself to stand in opposition to the everyday pursuit of Life, Liberty & the Pursuit of Happiness of the common Citizenry when it is in his power and to his advantage to imped and repress such in pursuit of HIS PERSONAL GOALS.

 

Christie must henceforth be counted amongst The Enemies of Liberty and Justice.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 21:57 | 4313869 klockwerks
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Throxx, plus 1000 on that. Clinton probably laid the trap, 1 down!

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 01:53 | 4314487 Fish Gone Bad
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Note to anyone wanted to fuck someone over - Don't leave a trail.  That was a real amateur mistake.  Christy now is the proud owner of a big fucking problem.

 

cafepress cursing fish

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 06:39 | 4314689 Jafo
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Sorry guys, this is a comment from a non-American.  From an outsiders perspective, this seems to be consistent with the deterioration of everything else in the US.  Even the quality of the crooked politicians is declining. sarc/off

I am sure that you have some real villians amongst your politicians as well but the spectacle of the stupid politician going down in flames is a true delight.  We are having our spectacle as well.  This has been an enthralling spectacle for us folk in New South Wales.

 

Eddie Obeid faces three new ICAC inquiries - Sydney Morning Herald
Wed, 01/08/2014 - 21:33 | 4313806 Omen IV
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"It's not about left or right" NO it's about NEW JERSEY - McGreavy fucked his boyfriend, Corzine fucked his clients, and Christie fucked the Bridge & Tunnel Crowd

NJ is all about fucking someone - bend over its Lincoln Tunnel Time!

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 01:04 | 4314394 Spumoni
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Well hello Capt. Obvious!

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:48 | 4313421 cossack55
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"No one leaves the escarpment alive"

 

                     CDR, 11th ACR

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 01:23 | 4314435 Pegasus Muse
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Motorhead -- 

Fulda Gap/Blackhorse AOR:

East German Border Marker http://tinyurl.com/lnfxblp

Tower, OP Alpha: http://tinyurl.com/ku7nsgo 

East German Guard Tower:  http://tinyurl.com/k7ta8rf

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:26 | 4313173 El Oregonian
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Jabba the Slut continues to try and 'Gobble Up' the competition. You are done Fat-Boy!!!

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:56 | 4313251 max2205
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WHADA YOU TALKING BOUT!

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:06 | 4313099 El Vaquero
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Think he eats Wookies too?

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 23:58 | 4314214 Trucker Glock
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Can she spread her legs far enough apart to fit that fat head down there?

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 20:15 | 4313514 kchrisc
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If he knows how to pilot a plane, he may not want to fly up to Martha's Vineyard or anything.

I'm just saying.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 23:39 | 4314168 GOLDTRADERRR
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He would have to buy ALL the seats to fit in the plane and it would be a miracle if the plane could get off the ground even then.

http://goldtradercommentsaugust2010.blogspot.com/

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:07 | 4313104 Bangin7GramRocks
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He should just own up to it and say Fuck You! It would be refreshing to have a politician be a conniving cocksucker in public. They are all that way behind the scenes. He will still get pummeled by the Jesus freaks in the primaries, but it would be entertaining as hell.

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 03:25 | 4314588 zhandax
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Politicians don't swing that way.  Their bureaucrats, who don't have to face re-election do.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:45 | 4313008 Shizzmoney
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In other news, Christie will represent the US in the "Under the Bus Throw" at this Winter's Sochi Olympics.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:52 | 4313045 666
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Can't throw Christie uinder the bus cuz he won't fit.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:59 | 4313075 spastic_colon
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fat finger

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 01:55 | 4314492 Fish Gone Bad
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Fat everything.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:46 | 4313009 Kinskian
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Fat fucking liar!

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:36 | 4313198 superflex
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Looks like Krispy Kreme took a page from Zero's playbook.

Paybacks are hell.

 

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:46 | 4313011 the not so migh...
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have anouther lobster tail, pro bailout fatso

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:46 | 4313012 Rainman
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I been waiting for this dude to blow himself up...literally.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:51 | 4313035 Citxmech
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"Just one more thin mint, Mr. Christie?"

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:52 | 4313046 Osmium
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Fck off, I'm full.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:32 | 4313069 hedgeless_horseman
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It's wafer thin.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:33 | 4313188 Blues Traveler
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There is a Dr. Grim at the door, he said he is here for the reaping.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:03 | 4313266 A Nanny Moose
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Bet'ah. Bet'ah git a bucket.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:52 | 4313047 centerline
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Damn!  Beat me to it!

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:51 | 4313039 centerline
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Care for a mint?

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:56 | 4313458 Papasmurf
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a Jim Demint?

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 01:06 | 4314397 Spumoni
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That wasn't him a couple weeks ago on that quay in England? The one with the whale, the man and the harpoon that went so viral? Shit!

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:50 | 4313029 Johnbrown
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Puts this answer in a whole new light, doesn't it?

http://youtu.be/Pftp6HoWLfQ?t=38s

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:50 | 4313030 ConManipulation
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Hey Christie: Why don't you go suck Obama some more??!!

http://justpiper.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obama-christie.jpg

 

You disgustingly fat bodied phony piece of garbage!!

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 01:03 | 4314387 InjectTheVenom
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urgg...gurglgurgl...hey barry please dont get any in my eye...gurglslurp

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 06:19 | 4314677 starfcker
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ITV, that's just wrong. funny as shit, though. looks like he's toast.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:53 | 4313032 One And Only
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What a piece of shit. Can you imagine this pig vomit sitting on his couch with greezy french fry stains on his matted belly hair? I bet his bathroom smells like ferret shit.

I'd love to punch him in that crisco filled jelly bean he calls a face.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:48 | 4313419 Almost Solvent
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You forgot all that greasy lint he picks out of his belly button, assuming he can fit his sausage finger in there . . .

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:51 | 4313037 ebworthen
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Chris Christie, preceeded by the "Honorable" Jon Corzine.

Such noble puiblic servants, thinking only of their constituents.

I can't imagine why the U.S. has become such an immoral quagmire with Men like this at the helm.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:12 | 4313116 Seasmoke
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PLEASE DON'T FORGET MCGREEVY !!!!!

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 21:17 | 4313770 therover
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AND WHITMAN !

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:37 | 4313201 Blues Traveler
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What about the artcile of the phone call from oblunder congratulating gov. cheeseburger for using intimidation tactics and abuse of power?

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:06 | 4313279 negative rates
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There's a sucker born every minute.

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 01:08 | 4314401 Spumoni
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"Such noble puiblic servants, thinking only of their constituents."

They take the "L" out of Public...servants.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:52 | 4313044 fooshorter
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Plausible Deniability!

Look at how the collective sheep react with overwhelming apathy!! USA! USA! USA!

/sarc

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:54 | 4313051 JustObserving
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Christie could have taken personal responsibility.  I was walking down that street in Fort Lee - so they had to close down two lanes.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:53 | 4313053 10mm
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FUCK NJ.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:37 | 4313202 superflex
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But according to the Gov, they deserve better.

Hahahahahaha NJ.  Suck my ballz.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 21:35 | 4313814 Colonel Klink
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Yep, New Joisey is a shithole.  They deserve the crime infested politicians they vote for.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:55 | 4313061 Bunga Bunga
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Why is he so fat?

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:33 | 4313187 walküre
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Why are so many thousands of Americans so fat? It's NOT genetic.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:06 | 4313273 Bastiat
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Because he eats like a moron.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:55 | 4313062 spastic_colon
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90% of the highway construction industry is a scam anyway....just a tool for TBTF to control the masses when appropriate and collect federal dollars for nuthin'....as if no one here knew that already

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:12 | 4313119 Mike in GA
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Here's an article concerning gas tax revenues dropping and how that would lead to the Fed Hwy Trust Fund going broke in 2015 - next yearhttp://www.governing.com/blogs/fedwatch/gov-highway-trust-fund-future-jeopardy-infrastructure-transportation.html

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:55 | 4313064 Number 156
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Thats it. He just qualified to become the next US president.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:56 | 4313065 paint it red ca...
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I would suggest NJ residents ensure through medical testing that future candidates and political appointees indeed test positive for adult hormones and are above pulling pony tails and drawing lines in the dirt to dare rival crossings.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 21:47 | 4313842 Jendrzejczyk
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Will titty twisting purple nerples still be allowed?

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:56 | 4313067 Musashi Miyamoto
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I have trouble believing in fat people (exception being cooks). If you can't control your weight how can you overcome larger obstacles?

Literally.

https://pathofmusashi.wordpress.com/2014/01/08/how-to-get-square-and-ret...

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:08 | 4313285 notadouche
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What about clowns?  Killer clowns?  Funny people like Farley and Candy?  Santa?  How can you not believe in them?  How dare you not believe in 1/3 of the population.  The comedic genius that the "thinly challenged" people has helped the world in more ways than any politician has.   

How prejudiced can you be?  Replace "Fat" with any other adjective describing a person's physcial appearance and you get precariously close to "hate crime" area.  

I'm being a bit facetious however there is always a little truth hidden in humor.  

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:54 | 4313450 Musashi Miyamoto
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Human Qualities I am prejudiced about:

--> Women with visible facial hair - I know it happens but damn, wax that shit
--> Men who watch soap opera's
--> Airheads
--> Conformists
--> pollyannas
--> Anybody over 18 that wears a Pokemon Hat
--> people that drink a gallon of soda a day
--> willful ignorance
--> posers
--> pretty fighters
--> sheeple

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 20:25 | 4313573 kchrisc
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"Hey, multiple-choice.

This quiz will be a breeze.

Wait a minute, "sheeple" wasn't in the book, or at least my book.

And what is a "pollyanna?" Is that like polipsych?!"

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 22:37 | 4313701 Musashi Miyamoto
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pollyanna noun. - an excessively or blindly optimistic person.

Lets use it in a sentence:

I think Thomas Helbling is a Pollyanna because of the bullshit he publishes. I mean, have you ever looked at his numbers?

https://pathofmusashi.wordpress.com/2014/01/08/how-to-get-square-and-ret...

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 20:45 | 4313662 notadouche
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A pretty damned good list that I can find no fault with. 

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 21:57 | 4313867 Jendrzejczyk
Wed, 01/08/2014 - 22:59 | 4314068 Musashi Miyamoto
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You see them in combat sports; all levels. MMA, Boxing, Judo, S.K.I.L. tournaments. A pretty fighter is a an athlete "fighter" that's not real, they compete but they don't know the life or death side of things. They only know how to fight "pretty". Its gotten really bad the last 50 years especially in the united states. Most of these cats think their hot shit. Its like someone tells you they play the guitar...

in Garage Band

https://pathofmusashi.wordpress.com/2014/01/08/how-to-get-square-and-ret...

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 01:11 | 4314406 Spumoni
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You talkin' 'bout my hat, Musashi? I'll beat you with an oar before i take it off.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 21:01 | 4313714 starfcker
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Why do people call him fat? RINOs are the second largest land animal. 

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 02:06 | 4314512 Homple
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Winston Churchill did ok, taking one day with another.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 17:58 | 4313070 Xibalba
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Cookie Thumper!

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 06:51 | 4313080 22winmag
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What do you call 10, 000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start.

 

Chris Christie (lawyer) was essentially Bernie Madoff's lobbyist when he worked at the Securoties Indistry Adsociation...

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:01 | 4313081 F.A. Hayek
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Go hold the messiah's hand and stroll the boardwalk or join a mall-walking group. You will never get my vote if it comes to that.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:01 | 4313084 Typing Typer
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Chistie blew it by sucking up to illegal aliens with his in-state tuition bill, capped by that arrogant tweeted picture yesterday of him hugging an illegal alien and telling other Americans we are "cold hearted" if we like to follow our laws. He even was condescending enough to say that "if you are cold hearted, you should at least feel that an investment made should be an investment maximized", which was his convoluted way of saying since we let illegal aliens steal once then they should steal everything they want from us. I didn't "invest" in their theft, Christie.

He can kiss the Presidency goodbye, and that is why his political dirt is coming out now. I have nothing against Mexicans, but I follow the law and I demand that everyone else does too.

These idiot politicians don't get that, or maybe they do, but they just want the cheap illegal labor anyway. In any event, put a fork in Christie's presidential ambitions, they're done.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 20:43 | 4313653 Beam Me Up Scotty
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".....they just want the cheap illegal labor anyway."

He doesn't care about the labor, he just cares about the vote.  Everything these pricks do, is to buy another VOTE.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:03 | 4313090 Yen Cross
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     2016 .  "Battle of The Tubs of Lard"   It's Rainbow Skittles and Jolly Ranchers~~~

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 21:22 | 4313781 therover
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Tough choice but I am going with the ranchers.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:04 | 4313093 SmittyinLA
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I've seen them create mega traffic clusterfucks in LA FOR DECADES!

All for public works kickbacks, contractor kickbacks, and financier kickbacks, the more screwed up they make the traffic justifies more spending to reduce traffic.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:07 | 4313097 Dr. Engali
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Look at him... That's one of our two official choices in 2016. A fat ugly fuck and Christie. Two pigs guaranteed to send any Roman straight to the vomitorium upon sight.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:12 | 4313115 Bangin7GramRocks
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Hey there's always the token Latino du jour, crazy Michelle or closet queen Santorum. Good luck! Jesse Ventura/Howard Stern 2016!!!!!

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:27 | 4313349 dobermangang
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If Hillary and Christie are the nominees for 2016, then this country deserves to go down in flames.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 20:45 | 4313661 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Thats what people were saying in 2012, with Romney and O.  I think we are already going down in flames.  Just haven't made contact with the ground yet.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:06 | 4313101 U4 eee aaa
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This guy is perfect for next fascist in chief /s

Personally, I wouldn't trust a guy who has all the money needed to manage his health, but doesn't. There is no excuse here. Thus there must be some other problem. Thus, this guy has serious character issues that disqualifies him from power in my book

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:07 | 4313103 El Vaquero
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Chris Christie article posted on ZH and hilarity ensues. 

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:13 | 4313122 falconflight
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Whadda fat facsist RINO he is. 

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:14 | 4313130 rum_runner
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Fat boy's political aspirations are toast.  There are too many instances -- beyond this one -- of his crooked little gang doing whatever it takes to crush anyone that doesn't whistle to fatty's tune.  Firing prosecutors that were onto something is perhaps the most egregious example.

It will be interesting to see whether he actually axes anyone given what a fanatical loyalist he is.  I'm betting on some "administrative leave" and maybe a least-favored lackey getting a public firing.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:17 | 4313137 U4 eee aaa
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If he keeps this up he's going to have to move to Chicago

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:18 | 4313138 Seasmoke
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Fuck You Chris. And your laughing all the time pig wife. 

 

Don't know why. But my gut instinct on this guy was right from the start. Could be I hate fat people. But shocked how many people fell for this assholes lies. 

Says he Didn't raise taxes ...Bullshit !!!!!......Raised everything else and called it a fee !!!......and NJ property taxes are still choking the life out of these dumb motherfuckers , who vote for him. 

 

And his 2nd in command is a dirty lying fucking cunt as well. 

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:18 | 4313145 SmittyinLA
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With today's NSA law enforcement capabilities an "investigation" ought to take about 15 minutes.

Getting a search warrant for Christie and his aids past communications should be a snap, this crime fits the federal definition of terrorism, here is the quote from the FBI's own website:

  • Domestic terrorism is the unlawful use, or threatened use, of force or violence by a group or individual based and operating entirely within the United States or Puerto Rico without foreign direction committed against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof in furtherance of political or social objectives.

http://www.fbi.gov/stats-services/publications/terrorism-2002-2005#disab...

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:58 | 4313257 max2205
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How's this different from Sen Menedazzzzz

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:00 | 4313262 notadouche
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NSA is probably how knowledge that text and emails existed.  Not coincidentally he was considered a bit of a front runner for 2016 and also oddly timed the same day as damning look inside Obama admin by Gates becomes public.  No I'm sure there is nothing coincidental about this Christie revalation.  Just pure above board investigation.  This doesn't smack of political payback at all and most certainly these tactics by Christie are unique and absolutely the worst behavior we've ever seen in the history of politics.  

"Smell that odor?  Why I believe that's the smell of mendacity..."  as Big Daddy would've put it.

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 01:15 | 4314421 Spumoni
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That law ONLY applies to taxpaying citizens who are NOT politicians, lobbyists or financial regulators. Dumbass.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:42 | 4313216 williambanzai7
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It is all a misunderstanding. The two lanes were cleared so Christie could jog across the bridge.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:05 | 4313271 quasimodo
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And before that could happen needed to be declared structurally safe for the extra weight.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:13 | 4313303 williambanzai7
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The swaying can be deadly.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 23:13 | 4314105 stock trout
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The swaying of the bridge or Christie?

The bridge structurally safe or Christie?

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:43 | 4313217 Dead Canary
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New scandal…”FAT & FURIOUS”…

( I crack myself up )

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:14 | 4313308 williambanzai7
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LOL!

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 20:28 | 4313595 Dead Canary
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Wow, a LOL from Mr. Banzai himself. (Sigh) I can die happy.

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 01:04 | 4314391 MsCreant
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But you are already dead? 

This all speaks to my inner nerdling.

Are we here at Zero Hedge, all where whens? Is Schrodinger's canary dead and not dead, typing to us from a suspended wrinkle in time, or a shifting/collapsing tesseract of death/non-death, singing and not singing song bird songs of happiness? 

Perhaps there are some questions on Zero Hedge we should not ask.

On a long enough time line, GOVENOR CHRISTIE AND HIS FATS' SURVIVAL RATE DROPS TO ZERO.

Chris, I don't hate you because you are heavy. I hate you because you are another fucking useless politician in a daisy chain, zombiesque, Ponzi scam that won't stop.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 18:49 | 4313231 Yen Cross
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  2016, year of the BLOB!   Akak?, I could use A LITTLE HELP PLEASE<>

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 20:06 | 4313487 Papasmurf
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There's no way he can run in 2016.  He can barely walk today.

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 01:16 | 4314423 MsCreant
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Perhaps some lipo? 

How does the doc sort out what is fat and what is crap?

 

To suck, or not to suck, that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the hind to suffer,

The slings and arrows of outrageous distortion,

Or to form scars against a sea of bubbles,

And by up hosing-- end them.

 

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 01:19 | 4314429 Spumoni
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He already did that in London - didn't you read about the 'fatberg' they found in the sewer? No, really. Google Fatberg, you'll see what I mean. or Christie.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:02 | 4313263 alien-IQ
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While he's at it, why not find out what the fuck is going on with this:

Report: 99 Percent Of Police Brutality Reports In Central New Jersey Never See The Light Of Day

Just one percent of complaints about excessive use of force by police are actually acted upon in central New Jersey, according to an investigation by Courier News and the Home News Tribune.

The papers looked into the number of excessive force complaints in the area between 2008 and 2012, then found out how many were actually accepted as legitimate by the internal review mechanisms meant to investigate them. Just one percent were — a full seven percentage points below the national average. In many towns and cities, not a single complaint was recognized.

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/01/06/3120381/jersey-police-brutal...

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:08 | 4313284 mrdenis
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Too busy closing traffic lanes ........

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:35 | 4313370 rum_runner
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NJ, FL.. there are a handful of states I won't visit as I consider them to be "good old boy" territory.  If you catch a trooper while he's on his period and actually try to enforce your rights you're liable to end up in a coma.  Fat boy Christie's antics are just the gentrified version of vindicitive punishment.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 20:55 | 4313700 ParkAveFlasher
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Staties in NJ are Black Dragon and have two missions in life, to secure the interstate flow of illegal drugs over the Turnpike and to protect their bosses.  They are aided by steroids, pensions, a corrupt judiciary, and lifetime memberships in crewcut of the month clubs.  The arrogance is exceeded only by their bumbling inadequacy.  This is the poster child for capital misallocation.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 21:35 | 4313815 therover
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One more perk is the second they retire, they are hired in another public sector job as some 'security expert' or 'investigator' and collect their pension and an additional 60K-70K (some at even larger salaries) at their new job. Christies pension reform did nothing to alliveiate the double dipping of THOUSANDS of retired law enforcement personnel on the public payrolls.

Check out the scandal with the Lt Gov and how she got her buddy a job where he could collect his pension and a salary, just by changing job descriptions.

The entire law enforcement sector ( which includes lawyers, corrections officers, home land security, etc.) has become a total scam.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:03 | 4313268 Agent P
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"Listen up Sonny Jim....I ate a baby!"

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:13 | 4313304 notadouche
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Hell in the northeast "they" have been continuously screwing up traffic for many decades.  I 95 is under 24/7 construction as long as I've known.  It is never "fixed"  It acts as it's own private jobs program and yet it always sucks.  The dude who made this "traffic call" should've just let the day just run it's course and there would've been about a 90% chance of a minimum 2 hour delay.  All the major highways and bridges are the same in that area.  3am or 3pm it makes no difference.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:23 | 4313334 dobermangang
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He's as conservative as he is fit.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 19:54 | 4313438 Bennie Noakes
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"People Will Be Held Reponsible"

 

Yes, but will the people (person) responsible be held responsible?

Shades of Nixon and his enemies list.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 20:12 | 4313506 kchrisc
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Problem is, from a propaganda point of view, they're up to something.

This thing was "full and large" on propaganda media in the morning and has been there all day. They like to do that when they are hiding something else from view. Of course the elites may just be sending him a little message. I hope he gets it, as I don't think that I could take another 'year of Spitzer."

At least it's not some really nonsensical crap like a sensationalized trial, some starlet 'twerking' or the latest 'flavor' from the hood running his mouth.

 

"Ignorance of the Constitution and 'following orders' are not excuses."

 

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 21:42 | 4313828 CitizenPete
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Corrupt to the fucking core and not afraid to put blame where it can best suit him and the party.  Perfect for POTUS.

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 22:29 | 4313987 pupdog1
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Some of those e-mails have been published.

They make it very clear what kind of pig-fucking psychotics get into those offices.

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 01:14 | 4314416 el Gallinazo
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You trying to give pig fucking a bad name?

Wed, 01/08/2014 - 23:28 | 4314140 tip e. canoe
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goddess bless OPRA

http://www.state.nj.us/opra/

though HillBilly's dirty fingerprints are all over this one.

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 00:23 | 4314291 pragmatic hobo
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just the begining of a pruning process to pick our next tele-prompter-reader in chief ...

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 07:59 | 4314741 overmedicatedun...
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to GOP elite ,this guy is the man..diebold approved. a progessive minority (obese power now). friend of Obuma, does he have a black child w afro to parade if not get him one.

Thu, 01/09/2014 - 10:05 | 4314990 SMC
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Just like the Obummer administration did last year... inflict maximum inconvenience for politcal brinkmanship.

Neither "party" considers public service and what is best for the nation important - just their own political "survival" and feeding their crony-capitalistic fascist "friends" and family.

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