Wednesday Humor: Radiation-Free Snow For Sale

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We are quietly confident that the gentleman selling the 'radiation-free' snow will be inundated with offers from Japanese winter sports enthusiasts (or perhaps even Sochi-ites)...

 

Via St.Louis Craigslist,

One pickup truck load of authentic St. Louis Missouri Snow for sale that "appears to be" *Radiation-free*!

This snow fell in St. Louis county during the greatest snowfall in St. Louis since 1982! Be the envy of your friends knowing that your snow is indeed *Radiation-free*!

One could store this pickup truck load of authentic radiation-free snow in cold storage and use it all year long!

Small Print: Unfortunately neither of these 2 commonly used detectors are useful in detecting the major isotopes from a nuclear meltdown, namely Iodine-131, Cesium 134, and Cesium 137.