Chris Christie Faces The 'Bridge-Gate' Music As US Attorney Opens Inquiry - Live Press Briefing

Tyler Durden's picture

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has expressed how "outraged and deeply saddened" he is by the revelations that a lone-shooter in his team would close highway lanes to exact political retribution against anyone. In the tradition of the current White House, he saw/knew/heard nothing of course. Things just escalated a little more...


We can only hope that the 'briefing' includes a Q&A as the always fiery Christie will, we are sure, come out swinging.


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Obchelli's picture

Bullish for stocks

machineh's picture

Of course.

But a U.S. attorney, investigating a former U.S. attorney?

Whatever happened to professional courtesy? ;-(

chumbawamba's picture

Maybe this guy can team up with Rob Ford and they can tour together as Dumb and Dumber.

I am Chumbawamba.

SillySalesmanQuestion's picture

Maybe they could tour as Fat and Fatter?

NotApplicable's picture

What I find amusing is that this is NO different than all the time and money spent shutting down access to federal property during the sequester.

Just SOP.

RKDS's picture

It's OK because he has an "R" behind his name.

BLOTTO's picture


At least Rob Ford mostly did damages to just himself, while Christie did the damages to everyone but himself...

Joe Davola's picture

Never too early to start attacking a potential Republican presidential candidate.

pods's picture

This is just a warmup for next year when we find out that he was smoking crack in his office or paid a hooker to rectally feed him chicken wings.


DaddyO's picture

Sorry Joe, Christie is no more a republicrat than Obummer.

They all just blend together after a while...


A Nanny Moose's picture

All Statists look the same to me. Is that rayciss?

eclectic syncretist's picture

Eat a frickin' carrot, ya fat bastard!

DaveyJones's picture

hookers and chicken wings

you've got a franchize idea


Joe Davola's picture

But he has a greater chance at headlining the ticket as any other R's right now, and he really doesn't differ from the recent nominees.

NotApplicable's picture

Now why you gotta be so thick with the fake lefty/righty divide? They are ALL criminals!

Please go be dumb somewhere else.

A Nanny Moose's picture

But only gummint can effectively produce/maintain roads! /sarc -off

DblAjent's picture

If he were a dem, this wouldn't be a political issue.

americanreality's picture

Total bullshit. You don't screw with traffic.  That's a rule. 

Freddie's picture

I predicted he would be taken out so the RINOs can push Jeb on us.  Christie is a RINO too but the uproar over this while the media gives Obama a pass on everything is a joke.   I do not watch TV or Hollywood shit because it is all full on spin and propaganda.

Chupacabra-322's picture

Bullish for Crispy Kreme Doughnuts.

dcohen's picture

Everything is bullish for stocks. Only thing that could perhaps disrupt stocks is if wolf rayet 104 finally sent its gamma burst towards earth or if the Yellowstone volcano ripped the US to pieces, but only maybe.

Ignatius's picture

I'm gonna stick my neck out and make a prediction:

"It wasn't me."  --  Gov. Christie

Xibalba's picture

Presidential material right there.  Cookie Thumper would do us all a favor and go the way of the dodo bird.

WhyDoesItHurtWhen iPee's picture

"It wasn't me, it was the Warriors"

nickels's picture

Hiring incompetent hitmen makes him an embarrassment to gangsters everywhere.

Uber Vandal's picture

'Twas Him

Person 2nd to the left from center even has the same physique, and this is from 142 years ago FFS.

Emergency Ward's picture

"It wasn't me, it was that fucking Corzine."

suteibu's picture

I don't think Holder will make this one go away.  I have no basis for saying this...just a gut feeling.

NoDebt's picture

Holder's still busy investigating himself over that scandal about...... ah, whatever it was- can't keep track of them there's so many.  Anyway, I've heard sources close to the matter expect him to indict himself shortly, contrart to popular belief.  He's taken a "get tough" approach, starting with himself.  

So, he's obviously very busy.

DaddyO's picture

Thursday morning humor, good one!


Emergency Ward's picture

Such a shame that AG Holder has to be distracted by a traffic-jam scandal which must be  diverting major resources from the investigation of his own DEA/Mexican-Mafia-gun-running scandal.

QQQBall's picture

He/she will get booted from the staff... and in 3 months quietly be appointed to head the transporation dept. 

dobermangang's picture

He's as conservative as he is fit.  A very vindictive man.  Just a whiter, fatter version of Obama.

Agent P's picture

I'd like to see him elected in 2016 for no other reason than I think it's about damn time we had a president who really represents the people of this country, and by that I mean one who uses a scooter cart when he shops at Walmart. 

Rising Sun's picture

Holder does fuck all to stop black panthers from blocking voters, but chases this like a dog chasing a firet truck.


Fuck you Holder - rot in fucking hell you fucking nazi

tmosley's picture

You've got partisan blinders on there, friend.

Rising Sun's picture

not really - the "large one" hasn't even had time to scrub his balls in the shower this morning and that fucking rodent Holder is already "on it"


cockroach Holder is a nazi that needs a bullet

Agent P's picture

Careful there chief...written statements like that will likely earn you a visit from some not-so-friendly gentlemen in sunglasses driving a few unmarked black Suburbans.

Blano's picture

Inasmuch as I agree with your premise tm, he does have a point.

thismarketisrigged's picture

this is the most absurd thing.


here we have a guy who possibly at worst caused people to be late to there locations in the closings of the bridges, yet ppl cant stop talking about it in the media.


yet when our asshole president covers up a terrorist attack in which 4 americans lost there lives, its pushed to the side and no one can question him.


fuck u obama!!!