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The Other Side Of Marc Faber: Gold, Hashish, And 'Efficient' Whiskey-Drinking

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From hashish to drinking cheap whiskey in Chiang Mai clubs, the following clip rounds up the 'best of' Marc Faber over the last few years...

  • On the elites - "I am not sure the thinkers are in Davos"
  • On the media - "you are an optimist, keep on dreaming... us foreigners just laugh"
  • On solutions - "cut government expenditures by 50%; fire half the government... including the President"
  • On Americans - "people in the western world have abandoned personal responsibility"
  • On government - "who would have faith in the US administration, certainly not someone who thinks"
  • On Gold - "not to own gold is to trust central banks, and that you don't want to do in your life"

And another oldie but a goodie that sums up stimulus perfectly...

"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs.
If we buy a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy."

 

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Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:31 | 4321225 frankTHE COIN
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Woody Allen is Senior Advisor to Marc Faber.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:42 | 4321264 kaiserhoff
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Faber has a great mind,

  and speaks gute Englisch.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:49 | 4321291 Say What Again
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Even before I play the video, that image of Faber with a shity grin on his face makes me laugh.

Now that's the way to start the weekend.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:56 | 4321312 Fukushima Sam
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Faber's grin seems to be helped along by good hash.  I like him even more now.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:15 | 4321372 sixsigma cygnus...
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A couple thousand years ago, his name would have been Cicero.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 03:28 | 4324318 Cicero50
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I resemble that remark.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:38 | 4321398 disabledvet
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never made it to Chiang Mai...wanted to get there but went to Burma instead. (that cost me 70 bucks US for flight...100 bucks "forced conversion of the dollar", a carton of Marlboro Reds and a bottle of Johnie Walker...the guy in the seat next to me on the flight said "i'm spending ten grand for this week!" i had long hair, a backpack and couldn't even grow peach fuzz let alone a beard then) Spent two weeks on the proverbial "undiscovered beach" in South Thailand many, many, many (civilian) years ago when i was laid back and an okay kid...best two weeks of 3 months of traveling. "30 bucks US" was the bill for those two weeks, too. Everyone steals in America. We are...basically...immoral. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M87s_I-c-Xw

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 22:22 | 4321668 wisehiney
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When Men were Men.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 10:40 | 4322518 Millivanilli
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I drank Thai whiskey laced with amphetamine- unbeknownst to me, at a rave party on Ko phagna.  Kept thinking, shot after shot, shit, I'm not getting drunk and I am more awake.  Chuckles...

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:46 | 4321272 trader1
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+1

sad (funny) thing is that people are junking you, because woody allen is jewish.  

or they simply cannot appreciate your comment/joke, because they just don't understand.   

faber is the bill hicks of the investment world.  

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:00 | 4321323 frankTHE COIN
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I agree. It's all in good fun.
In any event I hope we all make some money next week.
Enjoy those PlayOff Games !

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:26 | 4321402 CrashisOptimistic
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"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs.
If we buy a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

 

A lot of people are getting this wrong.

So I buy oil and get oil . . . and they get pieces of paper.

So I buy a laptop and get a laptop . . . and they get pieces of paper.

 

How am I behind?

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:42 | 4321427 SilverIsKing
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What did you do to earn those pieces of paper?

When the oil runs out and the laptop no longer functions, where does the value of your labor lie?

That's my takeaway.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 09:40 | 4322461 shovelhead
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Today's filet is tomorrows turd.

Your labor ultimately ends up in the same place.

Using it efficiently and wisely to remain in surplus is the trick.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:46 | 4321448 bonin006
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You are not behind, the issue is that you got $600 from the government to supposedly help the economy, but no matter how you spend it, it doesn't help the US economy much.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 21:57 | 4321607 Greenskeeper_Carl
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You are correct in the sense that you will have those things. But what he means, I think, is that all this money is spent hear, but ultimately it still all goes overseas because of our massive trade deficit. It is also the way we export our massive amounts of newly created dollars. Inflation is about the only thing we export, and probably one of the main reasons we don't see as much of it here as we would otherwise.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 05:24 | 4322297 Volaille de Bresse
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Your quote was the mantra of the 80's in the US. Useless paper to buy anything...

 

"How am I behind?"

 

2014 : you ARE behind, behind everyone except Africa...

 


Sat, 01/11/2014 - 08:52 | 4322391 Tall Tom
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Those "pieces of paper" are a promise to pay something of value at a later time. Sooner or later the debt will be repaid or defaulted upon.

 

If it is to be repaid then you are screwing your own children in the ass and are no better than a pedophile.

 

If it is to be defaulted upon then you are no better than a common thief. Making a promise to pay and not following through is a theft through deception...a fraud.

 

(Max Keiser has it right when he and his guest suggested that White Collar Financial Crimes be equivocated to Low Class Street Crimes. I have been doing a good job of that recently.)

 

So tell me how are you behind? Have you no morals? Or, like many others here, do you just claim that you are a member of the Animal Kingdom?

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 10:08 | 4322485 shovelhead
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The truth is that if EVERYBODY had to pay as they go there would be a whole lot less of expensive free shit. Spend-aholics with an unlimited line of credit is a very bad idea. Even Mother Teresa would end up with her crucifix in hock.

Credit can be a medicine if used properly or it can be a death dealing narcotic if abused.

 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 12:37 | 4322721 OceanX
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"How am I behind?"

 

That's pretty sad, that you don't understand...

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 16:31 | 4323270 css1971
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Well, if we ignore the debt thing. It isn't just the oil, laptop, car that have value. It is the infrastructure which helped produce them which also has value. By offshoring the production, you also offshore the supporting economic activity.

It's like taking a diverse ecosystem which is self sustaining, and turning it into a monoculture, the monoculture may be productive in the short term but it's not self sustaining and when the supporting inputs stop, it's going to collapse in on itself.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 07:11 | 4324412 Mister Ponzi
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"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs.
If we buy a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy."

Didn't he also add at the time that the only way to support the U.S. economy is spending your money on beer and prostitues in the U.S.?

 


Sat, 01/11/2014 - 10:33 | 4322508 realWhiteNight123129
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I am not junking Woody Allen because he is jewish, I am junking Wooden Allen because he is boring. Woody Allen is not a boring jewish guy, he is a boring guy. Ah, he happens to be jewish? Yes I know that and I do not give a damn about it.

 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 07:23 | 4324416 trader1
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"Knight" is spelled with a "K"

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:59 | 4321471 zjxn06
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Faber = Truth Teller

Must make the politicos and elites very uncomfortable.

I'd buy him a bottle fine single malt in a bar for the price of listening for a few hours.

Guessing Marc would tell me what he really thinks.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:33 | 4321230 wisehiney
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A dying breed. They just don't make any more.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:35 | 4321237 squexx
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Whenever I hear him talk, I want to start goose stepping around the room........

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:43 | 4321269 kaiserhoff
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Whatever floats your boat;)

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 08:41 | 4322397 silvermail
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"Whenever I hear him talk, I want to start goose stepping around the room........"

You must fulfill your desires. If you want to be a goose, why not? Go for it!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 10:11 | 4322489 shovelhead
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Judging by your posts, I'd say you'd do it anyway, just for fun.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:42 | 4321263 Harbanger
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@ 2:10 is a classic example of the starry eyed Obama voter.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:42 | 4321429 Yardfarmer
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i watched this same bumptious bimbo jumping Jim Rickards back in December on CNBC with her unfailing delirious attempts to derail, misdirect, and otherwise gloss over the gravity of the ongoing economic debacle with sophomoric psycho babble. where do they dredge up these marginally educated sycophants and morons? 

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 22:02 | 4321619 Greenskeeper_Carl
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"Where do they dredge up these marginally educated sycophants and morons". From every Ivy League/ top tier educational system in this country. Being a sycophant and moron is the path to success. They bring in people like Rickards or Faber to make them sound crazy, then marginalized them since these sycophants you mentioned serve the ver important purpose of reinforcing the normalcy bias by telling people what they want to hear.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:11 | 4321363 LeisureSmith
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The cat knows a thing or two about living. A living lengend for now, legendary for ever.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:41 | 4321245 Rainman
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If you get 600 Obamabucks and buy an 8-ball, how much fiat will be left to buy 5 more...?

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:42 | 4321265 Sudden Debt
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shake.... you're future looks bleak right now....

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:47 | 4321284 Rainman
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This is a real question on the inner city achievement tests !!!!

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:49 | 4321456 Soul Glow
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If you cut it then it would be a fractional reserve.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:40 | 4321254 Stuck on Zero
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Some mysterious group is probably planting child porn and terrorist plans on his phone as we speak.

 

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:40 | 4321258 Atomizer
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You forgot to mention Transitional Living Fund

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 19:43 | 4321268 fijisailor
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Faber is a little bit too degenerate for me.  I like staying healthy, running my own central bank and exploring the remote corners of the world by small sailboat.  You only get one life.  Live it to the max.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:03 | 4321332 Harbanger
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"You only get one life.  Live it to the max."

That's actually a selfish attitude that's perpetuated by the money lenders and marketeers.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:06 | 4321340 fijisailor
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OK you suffer for the masses then.  I'll think about you next time i"m anchored off a small uninhabited Pacific Atoll.  Yea I'm one selfish motherfucker.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:21 | 4321391 Harbanger
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Don't forget to bring a Geiger counter.  I didn't say YOU were selfish.  I don't care if you invest in coke and hookers.   The "You only live once" meme, is a phenomenon of modern Western culture, made popular in music and youth culture by lenders, marketeers and TPTB.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:27 | 4321403 fijisailor
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To me it is simply reality.  Nothing to do with pop music and western culture which I have no admiration for.  You're a little too concerned with fads.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 20:11 | 4323796 rum_runner
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Your first failure is in beholding the notion of "I" that gets to "live once."  Go futz around the ocean, have your experiences.. when you're coughing up your last you'll find it wasn't much of a mantra after all.

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:30 | 4321408 greatbeard
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>> by lenders, marketeers and TPTB.

I don't particularly fancy your dogma but I have to agree with you here.  And I don't see you pointing it out as any attack on fiji.  The whole "You only live once" meme is intended to maximize the purchase of material goods, whether needed or not.  Cruising on a small sailboat is hardly maximizing conspicuous consumption.

 

 

Fri, 01/10/2014 - 20:36 | 4321417 fijisailor
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Good point.  Crossing the Pacific using 2 gallons of diesel is hardly conspicuous.  In fact it's the lowest cost of living I know of.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 09:16 | 4322434 silvermail
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Not everyone in society has its own yacht . Some do not have even food for tomorrow .

You did not come here to read and thinking. You came here just to boast. You just need to someone to boast that you have a yacht and some financial opportunities. The whole point of your boring life, is the urgent need to brag to someone.

All people are divided into three types:
- People Creators - they get the joy of creation and any money, can not replace them this joy. Ability to create, able to feel useful to society - is the need for such people and it is their happiness.
- People Warriors - they get the joy of destruction in the enemy camp and any money, can not replace them this joy. Possibility of war, the possibility of winning - is the need for such people and it is their happiness.
- People Grass - they get the joy from knowing the fact of the existence sobsvenno and any money, can not replace them this joy of grass. Opportunity to be useless grass, the opportunity to observe their own useless aging - is the need for such people and it is their happiness.

You belong to the latter category.
I would drown myself out of boredom and despair in 2-3 months such useless life on a yacht, that you describe with such enthusiasm. Sorry.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 15:58 | 4323206 Titan Uranus
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silvermail

 

1.  A sailboat is not necessarily a yacht.  People who confuse the two words know very little about either.

2.  You clearly have done very little sailing.  It involves many emotions, but boredom is rarely one of them.

3.  Saying that you own a sailboat is not boasting any more than saying that you own a car or a house is boasting.

4.  There is an adage that says, "When you are on a powerboat, you are going somewhere.  When you are on a sailboat, you are already there."  I don't expect you to understand what that means, but some others will.

5.  I wonder how much of your own food you shared last week with those who had none.

6.  Let me guess - you are a "people creator."  As they teach one to say in finishing school, "How nice." 

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