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Caption Contest: Mortgaging The Future Edition

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There's nothing like a left-cross from a 3-month-old to remind a 'leader' of his responsibility for the future...



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Sat, 01/11/2014 - 17:52 | 4323453 Stackers
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Thats my money you're spending you asshole !

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 17:56 | 4323460 crakinshot
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Technically borrowing from his children's children

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 17:58 | 4323470 TeamDepends
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Fight or flight.  Those are the only options.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:01 | 4323478 doomandbloom
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That kid must be detained and questioned!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:17 | 4323526 Divided States ...
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Thanks for fucking up my future OBozo!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:21 | 4323537 I am more equal...
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I just grabbed some shit from my, eat it!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:33 | 4323571 alphamentalist
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he didn't build that

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:41 | 4323592 NoDebt
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I feel an executive order coming on.  One that will make kissing babies one of two options for politicians.  The other option allowing the politician to shake them really hard, as the Secretary of Health and Human Services shall determine.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:42 | 4323595 Richard Chesler
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Ewww. You smell like bankster's ass.

Put me down you fucker!


Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:56 | 4323615 Soul Glow
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Who is this smelly diaper baby?  Oh, it's the President.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:57 | 4323624 remain calm
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If I had a gun I would shoot you, but since the SS took it, then I will just take a dump in your arms.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:33 | 4323710 TruthInSunshine
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Baby: "I've got your fuckin' 'Hope & Change' right here, you Banker-controlled, NSA-Stazi Approved Whore & Wall Street Bitch."

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:57 | 4323756 El Oregonian
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"Lets pull off this mask so I can see the real Diablo".

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 20:57 | 4323911 SoilMyselfRotten
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No photo-op for you Homey!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 22:06 | 4324029 WillyGroper
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Thought I'd give you a black eye but saw you had two and decided a broken jaw might quiet the ever spewing smoldering volcanic magma of lies.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 23:41 | 4324149 TheLooza
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If you like your baby, you can keep your baby.



No really, take your baby back.



Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:24 | 4324784 12ToothAssassin
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Dont eat me Hillary Clinton!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 23:50 | 4324158 A Nanny Moose
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"President of what?" - Snake Plissken

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 23:53 | 4324163 Caggge
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Thanks for fucking up my future, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama!

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 01:14 | 4324231 Agent P
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We need to ban all high capacity white assault babies!!! 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:45 | 4323601 DaveyJones
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quit dressing me in red

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 19:10 | 4325539 BigJim
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Red??? Dude, that's Guantanamo Orange, coming to a FEMA camp near you.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 20:45 | 4323893 unrulian
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Dumbo is that you?

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:18 | 4323530 mjcOH1
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Keep it up, Spanky.  I've already eaten dog.  And I've always wanted to try Baby.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 18:40 | 4325474 GeezerGeek
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Just for that kid, I'm gonna drone your diaper. With you in it.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:28 | 4323556 Stoploss
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It ain't gonna work!! No how!! No way!!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:43 | 4323739 TeamDepends
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If we had it to do over again:  Fight or flight.  Same as it ever was.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 17:57 | 4323466 Mr Pink
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Careful, you don't know who's balls were just on that chin

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:00 | 4323477 TeamDepends
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Word is Yellen had to assume the position.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:01 | 4323479 Pairadimes
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"Stop wriggling, and get in the crockpot."

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:21 | 4323510 TeamDepends
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Settle in in front of the vidscreen proles, as our Barry (beside the Clubhouse fireplace) presents A Modest Proposal....*

*See Jonathan Swift

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:24 | 4323538 Croesus
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"Ah...this 'tenderloin' will make an excellent meal for the Master..."

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 20:01 | 4323777 Hugh G Rection
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Damnit Bibi! Why do I have to be the one that collects the goyim blood libel for Sharon's shemira?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 12:36 | 4324678 MeMongo
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+1 for the titties hugh!

I was thinking " If you like your liitle White baby , you can keep your little White baby"


Sat, 01/11/2014 - 17:56 | 4323459 Smegley Wanxalot
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"This is for saddling me with an addtional $50,000 debt you old facist uncaring asshole.  And fuckyomama too."


Note: $50k and more will be the per capita debt tally when oblowhard is said and done.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:00 | 4323474 The Gooch
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"If I squeeze this kid harder maybe I can turn him blue"

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:43 | 4323990 20834A
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Gooch wins. LMAO

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 22:26 | 4324058 The Gooch
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I vote Pairadimes.

He does eat babies. My guess is the Wookie uses a juicer, though.


Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:13 | 4323513 BlackChicken
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Take that asshole.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:22 | 4323540 edotabin
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Gotta be careful with that. They will classify the baby as a juvenile terrorist practicing to be a future cell and restrict access to baby food as punishment. Then when he's 18, they'll saddle him with so much debt he won't know what to do.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:50 | 4323744 Emergency Ward
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Caught on the hidden nanny-cam --

"shut the fuck up, you little bastard"  Fucking baby shaker, shaken baby syndrome, trying to shake some loose change out of the defenseless baby.  Why don't you just drone him, O'Fuckhead?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 02:45 | 4324292 williambanzai7
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Sat, 01/11/2014 - 17:56 | 4323465 world_debt_slave
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Thank you, Obama!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 17:57 | 4323467 Yancey Ward
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Down Goes Obama!  Down Goes Obama!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:01 | 4323471 JustObserving
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US debt and unfunded liabilties are $1,260,000 per taxpayer today and rising at $70,000 per year.  When he grows up to be 18 and hopefully a taxpayer, his share will be $2,520,000.



Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:33 | 4323572 logicalman
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Thing is that the US people don't owe it.

See odious debt.

In international law, odious debt, also known as illegitimate debt, is a legal theory that holds that the national debt incurred by a regime for purposes that do not serve the best interests of the nation, should not be enforceable. Such debts are, thus, considered by this doctrine to be personal debts of the regime that incurred them and not debts of the state. In some respects, the concept is analogous to the invalidity of contracts signed under coercion.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:02 | 4323636 spinone
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The victor decides when something is illegitimate or not.

“There’s class warfare, all right, but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making war, and we’re winning.”

? Warren Buffett

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:13 | 4323934 Radical Marijuana
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Indeed, logicalman, to the concept of "odious debt" I would add "odious ownership."

Most of the assets have been bought with money made out of nothing. The fundamentally fraudulent financial accounting system has been used to accumulate claims over the ownership of assets. Private property never exists outside of some system of public violence. Almost all of that was due to legalized lies, backed by legalized violence, operating systems of organized robberies. The only theoretical good solutions would require robbing the robbers back to better balance, since the previously successful runaway systems of fraudulent finance have enabled those few who benefited from that the most to rack up overwhelming claims to own almost everything that could be owned.

That is why the only theoretical solutions require not merely some return to more honest money, based on general energy systems, but rather, require coping with the accumulated consequences of runaway legalized frauds, enabling the symbolic robbery of almost all assets and resources. Not only have the debt slavery systems driven numbers which have become debt insanities, which could only be fixed by applying the doctrine of "odious debt," similarly the overwhelming concentration of the ownership of land and other assets, could only be fixed by applying a similar doctrine of "odious ownership." IF there is going to be any kind of future for the human species, then we are going to have to go through profound monetary revolutions, which radically change the concept of private property, and its distribution. Furthermore, such changes are going to have to based upon more fully understanding that MONEY IS MEASUREMENT BACKED BY MURDER, because that is what has really racked up more and more odious debts, as well as odious ownership.

Of course, on the other hand, the continued privatization of the planet, through electronic frauds, backed by atomic bombs, could well result in the almost total destruction of that entire system, rather than enable there to be enough motivation to go through sufficiently revolutionary transformations to enable the human species to survive having done that. At the present time, the runaway odious debt/odious ownership spiral looks like it will spin through towards its mad self-destruction. Basically, the ways that the current systems of legalized lies, backed by legalized violence, are chopping the world up into bits, over which private property claims are extended, is killing the planet as a whole. The paradox is that the Neolithic style of civilization social pyramid system has developed technologies which are trillions of times more powerful and capable in order to advance claims to have privatized the planet.

The main means to do that have been the privatizations of the public money supplies, which then enabled those who benefited from that to accumulate more and more ownership of almost everything. Those systems of debt slavery, backed by wars based on deceits, have driven their numbers nuts, towards debt insanities which are mathematically impossible to ever repay, while, at the same time, a tiny minority have been able to expand their claims to own almost everything, while the vast majority have been dispossessed of almost everything. Thus, both the odious debts, and the odious ownership claims, are backed by public violence, whose control and purposes have effectively been taken over and privatized.

The possible path forwards is to perceive the social pyramid systems as actually being toroidal vortices, which would enable more conscious connections between the top and the bottom of those social pyramids, in order that the robbers could be robbed back to better balance, as a more holistic system. Paradoxically, what has happened is that the sovereign powers of "We the People" have been effectively highjacked, to be used against Them, to rob Them blind. Thereby, the vast majority of people have been driven into odious debts, which have become mathematically impossible to ever repay, while, at the same time, odious claims to ownership have been amassed by the tiny minority which benefited from those runaway systems of legalized lies, backed by legalized violence.

However, tragically, an alternative path for the resolution of that situation would be to mass murder the majority of the population, such as indicated here:

Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars

"Energy is recognized as the key to all activity on earth. Natural science is the study of the sources and control of natural energy, and social science, theoretically expressed as economics, is the study of the sources and control of social energy. Both are bookkeeping systems: mathematics. Therefore, mathematics is the primary energy science. And the bookkeeper can be king if the public can be kept ignorant of the methodology of the bookkeeping. ... In this structure, credit, presented as a pure element called "currency," has the appearance of capital, but is in effect negative capital. Hence, it has the appearance of service, but is in fact, indebtedness or debt. ... if balanced in no other way, will be balanced by the negation of population (war, genocide)... They must eventually resort to war to balance the account, because war ultimately is merely the act of destroying the creditor ... War is therefore the balancing of the system by killing the true creditors (the public ...) the economy has been transformed into a guided missile on target."

The monetary system developed within the historical context of militarism, and it is only better understanding of those processes which might enable the kinds of monetary revolutions which we need to adapt to survive. The social pyramid systems have to connect their tops and and bottoms, so that they can start pumping through better. However, in order to do that, then the ways that money is measurement backed by murder have to be better understood, because not only does the money have to start to being pumped through the whole systems better, but also, the murder systems have to also start working as more holistic entropic pumps too. Obviously, at the present time, the established systems have become blocked, and severely unbalanced. There are massive odious debts, along with correspondingly extreme odious ownership claims.

As always, after Neolithic Civilizations' social pyramid systems got amplified many orders of magnitude, to become globalized electronic fiat money frauds, backed by no real collateral, other than credible threats from weapons of mass destruction, the entire established combined money/murder systems have been metaphorically, or magimathematically, (by the magic of money made out of nothing, as debts) blasted out into orbit, beyond the actual size of the real planet Earth. Therefore, we have already reached the point where most of the alleged debts are odious, and mathematically impossible to ever repay, within the context of the finite limits of the real planet Earth, while simultaneously, the odious claims to ownership no longer actually fit within the real limits of the planet.

One way or another, we are headed towards the psychotic breakdowns of the impossible to repay odious debts, within the current money-as-debt systems. At the same time, we are headed towards severe social insanities, wherein the debt insanities may well be matched by death insanities, since a tiny minority of the world's population now claims to own almost everything, while the vast majority now owns almost nothing, within the currently established imperialistic social accounting systems. The REAL problems are due to the actual nature of the combined money/murder systems, and there are no REAL solutions outside of that context. The breakdown of the established monetary systems risks the breakdown of the established murder systems. Both together make it theoretically possible to break through to new systems ???

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 22:21 | 4324050 gdogus erectus
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Wow! The kid said all that?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 00:17 | 4324186 Radical Marijuana
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The kid was born into that. What the puppet Obama does is probably setting up conditions whereby the kid will be murdered in the future, since the kid is born into a situation of runaway odious debts, where there is nothing that kid could ever do to ever actually repay those debts, since the kid was born into the deeply entrenched money-as-debt systems, where it is IMPOSSBILE to ever get out of the ruanway debt slavery situation, no matter how much more insane those numbers become.

For someone born today, who will be an adult during the middle of the 21st Century, all of the various predictions about exponential growth reaching real limits are going to become their reality, not merely a theoretical thing, which some people with enough education and information are able to imagine happening. The younger you are, the more you are being lied to, cheated, and robbed by the political system you were born into. For that kid, his symbolic relationship with that is in the arms of the puppet President Obama, who is a tool to advance the agenda of the international banksters.

"Mortaging the Future" is putting a DEATH GATE ON THE FUTURE. That kid has a reasonable chance to live long enough to watch the currently established political economy collapse into crazy chaos. Nothing that works now is going to continue to work throughout the rest of his possible natural life time. For those of us whose natural lives are more than half over, we may continue to hope that the psychotic collapse into crazy chaos will not happen within our life times. However, for someone as young as that kid, there virtually no chance that they will not have to go through the debt slavery, driving debt insanities, spin wildly out of control ...

For someone as young as that kid, their only chance for a better future is IF the political system they were born in goes through real, radical revolutions. Ideally, that should primarily be an intellectual scientific revolution. However, it will much more likely first pass through phases of more genocidal wars, along with democidal martial law, because the currently established systems of debt slavery, backed by wars based on deceits, have already reached their apparent tipping points, where the debt slavery becomes debt insanity, which threatens to provoke death insanities. The kid intutively "knows" that, because he was born into his own place and time, and therefore, that it is his reality, along with all the rest of his generation.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 11:23 | 4324590 remain calm
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If i was that kid I woild take my grandparents credit cards and max them out. I would take out a loan on their home and buy anything znd everything I wanted, and hopefully before they died they would be left destitute. At least they would have some sense of what it is like to be fucked hard.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:00 | 4323476 Apeman
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I shat my diaper... change THAT, asshole!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:02 | 4323481 frankTHE COIN
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Don't fuck with MiniMe.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:07 | 4323487 LeisureSmith
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Knock him dead. 

Use the five point palm heart exploding technique so he has time to think of what a useless prostitute he has been.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:05 | 4323493 petaloka
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Get in my belly!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:13 | 4323668 Crash Overide
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Obama: I'll steal your future and your soul!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:06 | 4323494 Yenbot
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Pay yo' Danish child support, dammit!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:24 | 4323500 notadouche
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"Choke 'em out when they're babies" is the new policy.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:09 | 4323504 I am Jobe
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Not stopping anyone from having kids in the USSA. Keep the Ponzi scheme going. 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:10 | 4323505 Colonel Klink
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Too bad it wasn't Bam Bam.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:10 | 4323508 I am Jobe
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I wonder what his fucking library have in the halls and the walls. His kids will be so sad to find out wtf this guy has done. 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:11 | 4323509 ISEEIT
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An Infant shall be king.

And it ain't little 'barry'.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:13 | 4323512 Yellowhoard
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"Nine trillion bucks in five years! Seriously asshole! I've got to pay that tab.
You asshole! Put me down! Fuck, I hate you! Put me down now!"

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:19 | 4323528 stant
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E trade baby loses it, first his insurance, then his job

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:20 | 4323535 Yen Cross
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    Even a 3 month old baby knows to stay away from a piece of shit when it sees one...

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:24 | 4323547 AustrianJim
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You didn't make that baby.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:27 | 4323555 debtor of last ...
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Gimme that birth certificate.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:49 | 4323999 Hedgetard55
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"Your birth certificate was shopped, asshole traitor!"

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:29 | 4323562 Dinero D. Profit
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You've got the breath of an elite-sniffian peckerhead!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:30 | 4323564 Yancey Ward
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President Obama encounters a racist infant.



Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:32 | 4323569 Fíréan
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Which one looks like he's filling his diaper ?

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:36 | 4323583 Atomizer
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I just killed that fly on your cheek.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:37 | 4323589 dexter_morgan
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Geez, have a mint dude.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:40 | 4323593 NoWayJose
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Yes, I am young and healthy, but No, I will NOT sign up for Obamacare

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:42 | 4323596 adeptish
Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:42 | 4323597 sunnyside
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Whitey still holding me back,

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:43 | 4323598 q99x2
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Someone call the police. Psychopath got hold of a child.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:51 | 4323612 Oldwood
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He's fucking everyone else so there is no reason to think that babies are safe.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:54 | 4323618 Colonel Klink
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Proper term for Obama is sociopath.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:44 | 4323600 Atomizer
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What’s my projected debt obligation when I reach your age?

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:46 | 4323603 DaveyJones
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tighten that tie and get your ass to work

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 18:59 | 4323627 Peter Pan
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My parents think you are an asshole.
As for me I just know it.

That's the future you are holding Mr President
You should show more respect

Just remember that I will be old enough to shoot before I am old enough to vote.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:01 | 4323633 Peter Pan
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Let me tighten your tie for you by six inches.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:13 | 4323634 Esculent 69
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this post require two captions as some have begun to do. here is my two cents.


Baby: I don't know you, but i don't like you. 

Obama: I can't tell if your red onesee means you are a pinko commie like me or if you are a conservative.  If its the later I may have to consult the HHS secretary to get a second opinion on whether you are a baby or an unviable tissue mass. I hope for your sake its the former.  

Stewie Griffin: Are we being robbed?

Obama: You bet yo cracka ass you is. 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:04 | 4323638 Atomizer
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Do you really think your father's Communist footsteps will brainwash the foundations of this country by using me as a public relations prop?

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:08 | 4323639 shovelhead
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" Imma no work to pay you fuckina rat bastard...I pusha you face."

-Jersey Shore Baby-

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:05 | 4323643 10mm
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I'll hit you so hard ill knock the white out of you.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:05 | 4323644 Peter Pan
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Your chances of becoming a Mandela are worse than my chances of paying off the debt.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:06 | 4323645 Esculent 69
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That smell in my diaper represents my sentiments towards your healthcare plan. Now give me back to my mother before you try anything funny. And no i dont like bath houses.  Only gays go there.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:11 | 4323653 suteibu
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It was staged like everything Obama does in public.  Notice the open hand.  Not a real punch.  Probably some poor kid with 2 mothers...or fathers.

Joe the Plumber was the last non-vetted person allowed to get close to Obama. 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:59 | 4324021 TheSettler
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What about the sign language translator dude?

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 23:13 | 4324117 suteibu
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That guy got a bad rap.  No one can sign bullshit.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:11 | 4323662 U4 eee aaa
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Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:13 | 4323667 dexter_morgan
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Take that Frankie M. Davis Jr., you red diaper commie mothafucka....

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:13 | 4323670 U4 eee aaa
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This is clearly another case of a white person slappin' down and opressing a brutha.


Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:17 | 4323683 Esculent 69
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If i had hooked up with that PM from Denmark i coulda had a son that looked just like you. 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:24 | 4323700 nmewn
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I ain't eatin no fucking peas bitch.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 08:35 | 4324450 tip e. canoe
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+16 TRILLION (and counting)

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:25 | 4323703 The Heart
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You know they attacked, the USS LIBERTY!


Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:27 | 4323705 Au Shucks
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If I had a son, I imagine he would look much like this little guy... unless, of course, I had sex with a black woman.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:34 | 4323721 RafterManFMJ
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Delicious White baby; so tender ... Yes, I will feed you to my Master.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:37 | 4323728 Reaper
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He's met the enemy.   Next time he'll use a foot.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:48 | 4323750 NoTTD
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"Step off, neegro."

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 19:59 | 4323772 Medieval Man
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How do you like the Knockout Game NOW Mr. Obama? 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 20:18 | 4323812 tongue.stan
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Sat, 01/11/2014 - 20:25 | 4323832 The man with po...
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Where's my EBT card? Bitch!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 20:28 | 4323842 ThePhysicist
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Not throwing my ass in the wood chipper asshole!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 20:54 | 4323908 Manipuflation
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Three month old absconds with Presidential gold wedding band. 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:04 | 4323920 Hail Spode
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Babies should go all CHUCKY on that guy for what he is doing to them, and Bush Jr too, while we are at it.

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:06 | 4323926 dark pools of soros
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TSA immediately sent the kid to Guantanamo after the hate crime terrorist attack on our president



Sat, 01/11/2014 - 21:41 | 4323983 kurt
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I'll show you my pretty and your little dog, too!

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 22:04 | 4324027 Yancey Ward
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Headline in paper 2 months later:


"Parents shocked when infant audited by IRS."

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 23:11 | 4324109 QQQBall
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White people version of KNOCKOUT! 

Sat, 01/11/2014 - 23:50 | 4324157 foodstampbarry
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That baby is clearly racist.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 01:11 | 4324228 Agent P
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The next series of photos with Secret Service tackling the baby are quite disturbing.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 04:45 | 4324349 CosmicDebris
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Oblivious infant, totally unaware of what's to come...the baby probably has no clue, either.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 07:44 | 4324431 foodstampbarry
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Michelle, where's an oven? We need to rid this country of white people one baby at a time.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 11:04 | 4324562 giggler321
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Zilla sends his regards, Lo Wang

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 12:25 | 4324659 sparkydoodle
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I have a real birth certificate!

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