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French First Girlfriend Hospitalized After Francois Hollande Affair With Actress Exposed

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When it comes to socialism, the world's premier promoter of egalite - France's Francois Hollande - is very aware that in a socialist utopia, no property is private. Hence everything can be shared, such as actress Julie Gayet with whom it was revealed last week he had an affair. The problem is that the First Lady, er, Girlfriend of France, Valerie Trierweiler, 48, did not share her boyfriend's Marxist view. And, as Reuters reports, when Trierweiler found out about an affair between Francois Hollande and the aforementioned Julie Gayet, 41, she was hospitalized on Sunday morning "because of exhaustion."

Hollande and Trierweiler in happier times:

And the lover, Julie Gayet, 41.

From Reuters:

BFM Television said the Elysee presidential palace had confirmed that Trierweiler had been hospitalised since Friday because of exhaustion.

 

French daily Le Parisien said earlier on its website that Trierweiler, shaken by the revelations about the affair, had been taken to hospital on Thursday, right after hearing about Hollande's liaison. The paper said doctors had prescribed rest and that she would be discharged in a few days.

 

On Friday, Hollande threatened to sue celebrity magazine Closer, complaining of breach of privacy after it said he was having an affair with actress Julie Gayet.

 

Hollande and Trierweiler, a journalist for celebrity magazine Paris Match, are not married but have been in a long-term relationship for several years.

But before readers cry for Madame Trierweiler, recall that while Hollande is a fervent fan of socialism, the former first girlfriend some far more interested in being more equal than others. Per the Mail: "She currently has five staff working for her at her office as well as numerous other taxpayer-funded perks, including homes across France, private jets and limousines. As anger at the scandal grew, politicians suggested Miss Trierweiler’s position was already untenable."

As for Hollande, it seems he is keen on taking a page right out of the Eliot Spitzer playbo(y)ok:

There were even claims that she and Mr Hollande have been living separate lives for months and that the president is keen to ‘formalise’ his relationship with Miss Gayet.

 

Photographers from French Closer, who watched a Paris flat a few hundred yards from the Elysee for several days, said Mr Hollande regularly met his lover there, wearing a crash helmet when entering and leaving the building in a weak attempt at disguise.

 

Both Mr Hollande and Miss Gayet have pledged to take action over alleged breaches  of privacy following the exposure of their affair, though  neither denies it. 

Hopefully Hollande hasn't also taken further hints from Anthony Wiener on how to boost his image using social media.

Oh well, it may be time time for France to invade another African republic, or else Hollande's approval rating may be the first in history to turn negative.

 


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Sun, 01/12/2014 - 12:56 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Oh, I get it now.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:05 | Link to Comment boogerbently
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It's good to be king.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:09 | Link to Comment CrazyCooter
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This is just the new centrally planned ZARP (Zero Approval Rate Policy).

NARP comes later ... just be patient!

Regards,

Cooter

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:14 | Link to Comment Stackers
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So how long before Hollande is anchoring a CNN show ?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:48 | Link to Comment BaBaBouy
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Hypocrite Socialist Shitheads ...

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:53 | Link to Comment BaBaBouy
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OR ...
Comes With The JOB, He Is Forced To Get All
This Strange Pussy...

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:32 | Link to Comment remain calm
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If it is not about the monie it is about the pussie

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:24 | Link to Comment North Sea Cowboy
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He may be a socialist, but he has perfect eyesight!

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 19:16 | Link to Comment Offthebeach
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Must of been hard for you when you found out that street whore didn't love you.

He's, they, are not hypocrites. They're professionals. They're just fulfilling a role. Its a job. John Wayne didn't fight at Iwo. Coffee creamer isnt cream.
And besides, what "socialist" leader ever didn't live in luxury?
He should have less than President of Zaire?
Non!

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:40 | Link to Comment SandiaMan
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Gotta be gay to work at CNN

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:43 | Link to Comment drstrangelove73
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Capitalism=the wealthy become powerful

Marxism=the powerful become wealthy

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:26 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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Ah, but in nanny-state Germany, he could even be married to both and have the state pay the tab.

"35% of German Muslims have multiple wives, all funded by welfare"

See this 20min. clip from German TV, with English sub-titles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zs5jYTb6rk

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:06 | Link to Comment Popo
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Mr. "Wealth Tax" apparently only taxes cash accounts.   As for free houses and jets courtesy of the government, that's all apparently okay.

Mr. Wealth Tax is long overdue for a meeting with Madame Guillotine.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:39 | Link to Comment max2205
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I'd do both of the females

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 20:44 | Link to Comment Cacete de Ouro
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Stop the Press:!!

French celebrity magazines relaunch with more descriptive names

'Paris Match' becomes 'Paris Mix and Match' after Hollande's Johnson confided "It's a poor mouse who only has one hole".

'Closer' becomes 'Closer and Closer' after Julie Gayet admitted "If they had come any closer I'd have hired them as my gynecologist".

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:08 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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Big fucking deal !!   And it's FRANCE for crisake where they think nothing of having an affair.

 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:13 | Link to Comment CrazyCooter
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My dad (from Lousiana) always used to tell people "there are only three things the French got right, and two of them are in my pipe rack". Usually people don't get it, but occasionally someone would ask what the third was, which he replied "New Orleans; its above sea level."

Seriously, look at French history. Napoleon? John Law? Even their wine is shit anymore and I much prefer good Tex-mex, Italian, Indian, Vietnamese/Thai, and a whole host of other cuisines to French fair.

Coon Shit > France

Regards,

Cooter

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:31 | Link to Comment Son of Loki
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The Brits switched to port wine [instead of French wine] early on for a reason.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:41 | Link to Comment falak pema
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it made them portly like beer does.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:04 | Link to Comment Miles Ahead
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@Crazy Cooter Alright...  Seriously, look at French history. Napoleon? John Law? Even their wine is shit anymore and I much prefer good Tex-mex, Italian, Indian, Vietnamese/Thai, and a whole host of other cuisines to French fair.

If you enjoy Tex-Mex to French, you never enjoyed French fare anyway.  New Orleans "fine dining" establishments hardly count.

And why Vietnamese/Thai?  Are they supposed to be similar?  The two countries don't even border one another.  I'm guessing - correct me if I'm wrong - the local restaurant offers Viet/Thai "fair" to cover both bases since all concerned won't have the slightest clue to the differences anyway.  And Cambodian/Thai or Lao/Tai just don't have the same ring...

Tex-Mex.  really... freedom fries too I'm guessing.  Methinks someone hasn't gotten over their unwillingness to support Operation Infinite Justice or whatever that was... (Iraq)

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:54 | Link to Comment Analyse2
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The reason:

narrow-mindedness

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:33 | Link to Comment Emergency Ward
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French automobiles are grotesque....mayby that's why the immigrants burn them periodically....and the cops let them.....(they hate us for our ugly cars)

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:40 | Link to Comment Professor Fate
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My Lotus Turbo Esprit is a wonderful car with the exception of the one French part...a Renault gearbox.  Never, ever, ever, buy anything mechanical which has been touched by the French.  It will leave you stranded everytime.

Fate the Magnificent
"Push the Button, Max"

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:36 | Link to Comment Analyse2
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@Professor "Never, ever, ever, buy anything mechanical which has been touched by the French. It will leave you stranded everytime."

RENAULT doesn't produces any gearboxes.

And it just happens that Renault-Nissan Group sold 8.1 million cars worldwide in 2012 - behind Toyota, General Motors and Volkswagen for total volume - but more than Ford (5.67 million cars)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renault%E2%80%93Nissan_Alliance

 

BTW Renault is regularly champion of Formula 1 for the motors (with Red Bull) and  is the supplier for Mercedes motors: 1.5 DCI 90Ch à Class A, B, CLA / 1.5 DCI 109Ch à Class B / 1.6 DCI  à Class C

http://www.latribune.fr/entreprises-finance/industrie/automobile/20131218trib000801708/mercedes-lance-la-nouvelle-classe-c-qui-devrait-rouler-en-diesel-renault.html

And I have not heard that passengers of AIRBUS (which in 2013 has sold more planes than BOEING) were   leaved stranded everytime.

;-))

 

 

 

 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Joe A
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Yes, but you know that trashing of France is very popular on ZH. And facts don't matter in that at all. France is a great country which produces fine cars. Personally I think that Renault is the lesser of the French cars. But again, all these matters don't matter for the Francophobe ZH'ers among us.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:06 | Link to Comment Analyse2
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You are right Joe, but it's funny to put their face in their shit and push them to question themselves about their attitude, by producing true facts and figures they cannot contest

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:26 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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Maybe you can translate HLM for us.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Analyse2
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Habitation à Loyer Modéré

Moderate Rent Flat (in England: Council Flat or Low-cost Housing)

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Miles Ahead
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Good work.

One great thing the French gave to civilization: cinema.  Can't beat that.

Oh, two: French women.  Sacre bleu...

Oh, and see my "Miles Ahead"?  Miles never had a better time in his life than when he was treated like royalty.  In Paris.

And thanks for taking care of Bud Powell.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 19:57 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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they know how to bake bread

and Eliot Coleman lifted most of his winter vegetable gardening tricks from the french

cliche'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piwesF9UEvY 

and Europe's about the only one still doing traditional hand drawn animation (I love the first film)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSltGHGkiZs

 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 21:27 | Link to Comment Freddie
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You forgot to mention that the greatest rally driver, probably in history, is Sebastian Loeb from France who drove for Pug/Cit.  Nice guy and he just retired last year.  

Considering the Finns have always been the greatest rally drivers, Loeb's accomplishments are pretty amazing.

Mon, 01/13/2014 - 05:11 | Link to Comment Analyse2
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@Freddie

You are right,

Sébastien Loeb won the World Rally Championship 9 times

I didn't mention it because it wasn't with RENAULT but with PSA (CITROEN)

- In 2004-2005-2006 with a CITROEN XSARA

- In 2007-2008-2009-2010 with a CITROEN C4

- In 2011-2012 with a CITROEN DS3

http://www.wrc.com/statistics/

Mon, 01/13/2014 - 10:07 | Link to Comment TheReplacement
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When meeting a frenchman:

Hello!  I'm white so you better surrender you filthy surrender monkey.  Oh and you better turn in all the subhumans too.

Hello!  I'm brown so you may commit untold barbarity upon me and my people.

 

PS:  I do like some Airbus more than some Boeing (any 737, mainly because 737s are the worst passenger plane since the kite) but it matters not.  The TSA monkeys have ruined the travel experience entirely.

 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 19:54 | Link to Comment quasimodo
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Bullshit, Kuhn makes some of the best equipment in the world for putting up hay, much of it made in France. Maybe an exception but it's fact.

Now, about the price............and the part/ops manuals are a BITCH to read.

Mon, 01/13/2014 - 08:48 | Link to Comment lickspitler
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 cheese eating surrender monkeys.

french tanks 1 forward 5 reverse gears

stinky arrogant cowards, baled out by the US not once but twice.

French food n wine so 1980.s.

A global joke.

 

Mon, 01/13/2014 - 10:09 | Link to Comment Analyse2
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Troll Alert

 

 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:41 | Link to Comment U4 eee aaa
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Bastiat?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:37 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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In Latin (Catholic) countries they've come to realize and accept the reality that "The heart will do what it wants to do" and that "The Groins will do what groins want to do".  Theirs is a libertarian view of "live and let live", as long as you do no public harm that can not be ignored.

In uptight, Protestant England, Scotland and most parts of the US... not so much.  The irony is, that this has never stopped the British aristocracy from siring a small army of bastards -- who become heroes in a Dickens novel, civil servants, or officers in its military.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:54 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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Why hasn't a sex scandal like this erupted in the White House the last 5 years?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:15 | Link to Comment nonclaim
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It is probably of a kind that won't sit well with the public ...

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:42 | Link to Comment U4 eee aaa
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Because O man isn't the enemy of the corporate media

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:48 | Link to Comment Analyse2
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The pot calling the kettle black.

Even if you don't approve morally, there is a certain difference with Kennedy's or Clinton's escapades:

Hollande is not married …

Whatever the truth, no one can call him an adulterer because he has never been married – neither to Valérie Trierweiler, the ex-journalist who is his partner, nor to Ségolène Royal, his former partner.

You may think that Mr. Hollande has the right to live his life even if he is President of the Republic and the right  to eat his croissants in peace

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:03 | Link to Comment max2205
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Did not know that....

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:29 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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And what a republic it is. This is your fifth one. What will the sixth look like, after this one fails?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 22:44 | Link to Comment AllTheWay
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The Sixth Republic will be like Mad Max.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:58 | Link to Comment Trample the Wea...
Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:46 | Link to Comment drstrangelove73
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Obama,he no like girls.
He like him some Reggie Love...

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 18:25 | Link to Comment Mentaliusanything
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Why no Sex scandal...Closet Gay pretending to be married to an assumed "female" who, when he flirts, takes on the "Stare of Stalin"

Would YOU have the Balls to cross the Wookie?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 18:16 | Link to Comment Jannn
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Lets keep it on topic..

 

Guest Post: The New Monetary Order

 

http://www.ingoldwetrust.ch/new-monetary-order

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 12:58 | Link to Comment blabam
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When does the hurting stop?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 12:59 | Link to Comment 666
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All's fair in love and war...

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:44 | Link to Comment Emergency Ward
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The new girl wanted to pillow-talk the bloody details of the French military intervention in Mali....

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:01 | Link to Comment Critical Path
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When not spreading the wealth he's spreading the love

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:01 | Link to Comment ISEEIT
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Well.........The guy is an idiot obviously, but as far as Julie Gayet is concerned all I can say is hit it again!

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:33 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Orgasm with a French accent must sound good !!!

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:38 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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It sounds like "wheeeeeee." :)

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:05 | Link to Comment Motorhead
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Evidently this bozo Hollande was actually getting rides on a scooter to visit his latest object of desire.

This guy either has some big-time mojo or is just a whatever...has four kids with fellow un-wed politician and presidental candidate Segolene Royal...dumped her for the "Rotweiler"...and now scooter visits to the new chick. 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:44 | Link to Comment U4 eee aaa
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hadda look that up. Orgasm IS the French word.

.....figures

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Fuh Querada
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Come and Gayet....

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:01 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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"Photographers from French Closer, who watched a Paris flat a few hundred yards from the Elysee for several days, said Mr Hollande regularly met his lover there, wearing a crash helmet when entering and leaving the building in a weak attempt at disguise."

That is some seriously funny shit right there. You gotta be a retarded king to fuck up going incognito...

 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:06 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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Well, it was a CRASH helmet...

He crashed in it well enough.

ori

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 17:31 | Link to Comment Titan Uranus
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Maybe he was just making sure his noggin wouldn't be damaged by contact with the headboard...

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:04 | Link to Comment Stockmonger
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French Closer

I'm going to have to look that up on urbandictionary.com.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:17 | Link to Comment falak pema
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a president who lies to everybody including to his concubine about his other concubine all the while the ship is floundering...how can anybody have confidence in a man that "incarnates" La France Eternelle? 

Eternally a lie, seems to be the verdict of this "Moi Président...je ne mentirais JAMAIS à ma concubine qui occupe une fonction à l'Elysée! "

Potus OBAMMY truly has a challenger in the field of "READ MY LIPS"...

This is getting so repetitive its getting more than pathetic its getting to be a vaudeville : 

1° Sarko has his wife run away from him right after his election. Big scandal.

2° DSK, shoe in presidential candidate, given the fast deteriorating image of Sarko gone sour during the crisis, gets impaled while trying to nail to the floor a cleaning woman in a hotel of NY. Two down for bad management of presidential dick lost in translation... 

3°  Hollande plays leap frog froggy from Valerie to Julie like a horse running wild on testosterone supercharge. Three down...who is next?

We'll be running out of Presidential candidates...

Help Mutti France needs you very badly! 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:46 | Link to Comment Fuh Querada
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I subscribed to the GEAB (LEAP 2020) newsletter for a short period, which was edited by one Franck Biancheri. At that time Smearkozy was still in office, and Biancheri referred reverently to competitor Hollande in each issue to the extent that he must have seen the sun shining out of Hollande's arse. A whole lot of codswallop on how Hollande was going to break the dependence on Washington DC, amongst other fiction.
Needless to say, I cancelled my subscription and never renewed. That newsletter letter was also predicting the collapse of the US Treasury bond market in the 2nd half of 2011!

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:50 | Link to Comment CrashisOptimistic
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Odds high Hollande was refusing to play ball on some matter -- maybe Iran -- and the NSA leaked the info to that tabloid.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Analyse2
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@falak pema

The pot calling the kettle black.

Even if you don't approve morally, there is a certain difference with Kennedy's or Clinton's escapades:

Hollande is not married …

Whatever the truth, no one can call him an adulterer because he has never been married – neither to Valérie Trierweiler, the ex-journalist who is his partner, nor to Ségolène Royal, his former partner.

You may think that Mr. Hollande has the right to live his life even if he is President of the Republic and the right  to eat his croissants in peace

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:02 | Link to Comment falak pema
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Oh he does as a private citizen. And, I'm french not US.

Only one problem : he is NOT a private citizen in that PERMANENT FUNCTION which is public 24/24 whether we like it or not. He has crossed a media and credibility Rubicon. 

Can you imagine him going to international meetings and people asking him : is this a true promise or a Valerie promise?

But depend on him to survive it. Clinton survived Monica and that was much worse! 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:00 | Link to Comment FeralSerf
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Bill Clinton had a much stronger motive. Have you ever considered what it must be like to crawl into bed every night with Hilary? Even a rattlesnake must be preferable as a bed partner.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 19:51 | Link to Comment harleyjohn45
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FeralSerf, that was the funnest post I've ever read.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 18:34 | Link to Comment Analyse2
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@falak pema

Gerhard Schröder (German Social Democrat chancellor from 1998 to 2005) was married four times.

I do not think it affected the German and European life.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 21:31 | Link to Comment Freddie
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Hollande also, at least, has pretty good taste.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:06 | Link to Comment I am Jobe
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I will do her .

 

Better than Amerikan Trailer Trash from what i can see

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:30 | Link to Comment Grande Tetons
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I would have done her too. However, after she has taken in some hollandaise sauce...I would have to take a pass.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Motorhead
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Har-har, hardy har-har!  (LOL!)

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:05 | Link to Comment Motorhead
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Without a doubt...goes without saying.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 18:17 | Link to Comment IrritableBowels
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"I will do her"

Good luck with that.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:08 | Link to Comment Joe A
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And not a single fuck was given in France (except that Mr. Hollande apparently gave one or more fucks -literally- and may I say rightfully so)

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:50 | Link to Comment Fuh Querada
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fucked to exhaustion and hospitalized !

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:08 | Link to Comment dufferin
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There is way more going on, Dieudonné, Humorist, is being censored by the Socialists in place.

None on his representations are allowed.

It's pure censorship, and more interesting than the fucking life of the retarded hollande.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:10 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/rumours-of-marriage-problems-...

 

A LEADING American divorce mediator will visit Washington this week to offer members of Congress advice on ending the "tiresome bickering" between Republicans and Democrats. If US tabloids are to be believed, she may need to visit the White House first.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:17 | Link to Comment Dick Buttkiss
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I love a good ménage à twat, especially when it includes a fucking asshole, AKA, politician. Triangulation is their stock in trade, after all, by which I mean fucking both sides, neither of which would exist were it not for the political interference that pitted them against each other.

 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:17 | Link to Comment Singelguy
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I hate those limousine liberal socialists. Do as I say, not as I do.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:17 | Link to Comment Tinky
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41? Damn.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:20 | Link to Comment bentaxle
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What? The hospital let Trierweiler stay? There's a cure for "drama queen" now?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:20 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:25 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Dunno, I am not sure there are any "good" results possible.

He is not funny, just creepy.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Free_french
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Ah ah... It was me who asked you to make this mask... Hum... A new sultan of bullshit with Hollande's face... I remember Sarkozy's one would also be perfect...

 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:24 | Link to Comment steveo77
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They do release damming information.   But you have to dig to decipher it.

Let me try to be as clear as possible.   This is a hard one to wrap your head around.   From a June 2011, 300 page government report from detailed radiation testing in Alaska.

Fukushima, from 2000 miles away, caused the radio nuclides to spike to high levels.    These same islands in Alaska were used for nuclear bomb testing in the 1960's.    And the increase in radio nuclides was about the same as from Fukushima.   

Wrap your head around that one.     It is almost unfathomable.   Proof is here.
http://nukeprofessional.blogspot.com/2014/01/further-analysis-on-2011-al...

http://nukeprofessional.blogspot.com/2014/01/cd134-cs137-ratio-and-food-...

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:26 | Link to Comment gimli
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Why is she exhausted?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:41 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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This is some pretty public humiliation. 

Plus she may be running from the guillotine. If they are popping up everywhere, that could get quite tiresome.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:51 | Link to Comment Fuh Querada
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fucked too much

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:14 | Link to Comment Withdrawn Sanction
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"Why is she exhausted?"

It takes a lot effort to steal all that stuff....cars, houses, airplanes...And then to keep all your stories straight?  I mean come on.  The poor dear, she's postively done in.  What she needs is an extended lie in.

And wow, this distraction could not have come at a better time for Messr Hollande.  But something smells fishy here....and no, it's not what you think (or at least, not mainly).

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:29 | Link to Comment tarsubil
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There is a lot of sadness in Julie's face. She must have some demons to let her beauty be molested by that greasy creep.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:36 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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France entiere is letting Hollande fuck her.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:33 | Link to Comment stock trout
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And how many lovers does our capitalist overlords Jamie Dimon and Lloyd Blankfein have? Of course if you caught one of them in a pic as a reporter you would probably die a fiery death in your car. Rock on Mr. Hollande. 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:31 | Link to Comment j0nx
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Either that picture is pretty old or else she's the youngest looking 41 year old woman I've ever seen. Well played Francoise. Well played.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:32 | Link to Comment Son of Loki
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Share and share alike!

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:36 | Link to Comment nmewn
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How bout a 75% tax on his zipper ;-)

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:37 | Link to Comment americanspirit
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He wasn't wearing a crash helmet to disguise himself - his new girlfriend likes it rough, and so does our man in the Presidential Palace.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:37 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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The dude has a "type," know what I'm saying?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:40 | Link to Comment Cycle
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Where Hollande chooses to dip his wick is completely irrelevant to the twisted economic policy he has crafted to torture the French into another 1789.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:51 | Link to Comment JR
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Socialism is in the news and how ironic that America’s socialism follows the well-worn path that the French introduced into modern society.

America's financial oligarchy, backed by Fed fiat money, has used greed, selfishness and financial gain to capture and compromise America's politicians to pass laws to defeat the original purpose of the Constitution and "to take America down a path never intended by our Founding Fathers… adopting governing principles like those of communism and the French Revolution,” i.e., democracy and mob rule.

Socialism and mob rule (democracy) as imposed by our current politicians is following the path trod by those French revolutionists. The contributions to Washington politicians may not be labeled Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan, but make no mistake, they originate from the wishes of the International Bankers.

Dee Zahner hints at America’s tyrannical plight in “The Secret Side of History”:

 “At that time (1780), France was the richest and most populous nation on the continent of Europe and it was here that the ‘Great Experiment of Democracy’ began. The battle cry was ‘liberty, equality, and fraternity.’ The vehicle was Socialism.”

Never mind that the word democracy cannot be found in the U.S. Constitution, in the Declaration of Independence, or any state constitution, or that James Madison in Federalist Paper #10 warned that “democracies have ever been spectacles of turbulence and contention; have ever been found incompatible with personal security or the rights of property…violent in their death.”

No. And had America been established as a democracy she would long be dead. And in her place would be tyrannical socialism, exactly what this bought-off DC government is delivering to the “Creature from Jekyll Island,” the Fed.

It was capsualized by Nesta Webster in “The French Revolution” – “What we learn to-day from the study of the Great Revolution [French Revolution]…is that it was the source and origin of all the present communist, anarchist, and socialist conceptions…up till now, modern socialism has added absolutely nothing to the ideas that were circulating among the French people between  1789 and 1794… Modern socialism has only systematized those ideas and found arguments in their favor.”

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:51 | Link to Comment Smegley Wanxalot
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I'd like to see Madamoiselle Gayet spread her wealths.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Fuh Querada
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with that name I would have thought she's a bi

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Reaper
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Will Hollande now tax Trierweiler for her perks last year at their total cost?  All's fair in French love and taxes.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:54 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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Julie Gayet grew tired of meeting in hotel rooms.

 

Ring, ring, ring, ring

Hello?

Hello Valerie Trierweiler? My name is Julie Gayet and I've been fucking your husband.

 

/LOL

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Soul Glow
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Hey nice post on the pyramids last night.  I watched the video you posted and then again this morning to finish it off.  

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:56 | Link to Comment Babaloo
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God, piss poor writing that's too clever by half. If Trierweiler isn't married, then she can't be "Madame." Way to confuse the reader...

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:56 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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There was an interesting thought when I saw all those pictures of leaders refusing to shake hollande's hand.

It was as if they knew he was going down....like a secret inside outside tribe thing...

ori

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:58 | Link to Comment PontifexMaximus
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More respect pls: vive la grande nation!

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:58 | Link to Comment yogibear
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There is no loyalty to anyone when your king. You just use people.

Stalin used to mistrust those close to him after a while and had them killed off.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:00 | Link to Comment ParisianThinker
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When does privacy "kick in" in France?

Is it when Hollande does not want you to know what he does, it is then private?

When Hollande wants you to know what he does, it is public, n'est ce pas?

 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:03 | Link to Comment Joebloinvestor
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Trying to deposit sperm equally in all the bitches like a true socialist.

This must give hope to the dwebs of the world, if you want to get laid, be a French socialist.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:05 | Link to Comment fricative
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It really doesn't matter to the French public. Consider that every single one of our president has seen his numbers go up (pardon the pun) whenever an affair is revealed. The list is long, very long.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:07 | Link to Comment fricative
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It really doesn't matter to the French public. Consider that every single one of our president has seen his numbers go up (pardon the pun) whenever an affair is revealed. The list is long, very long.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:19 | Link to Comment Big Johnson
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Long indeed!

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:19 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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Astounding...

Hollande finally did something right.

 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:31 | Link to Comment q99x2
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At least it was a woman.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 22:25 | Link to Comment Tsunami Wave
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That would have been something if he was with that girlfriend, and he was on the low with another dude.  Most if not all women actually hate that.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:36 | Link to Comment Bossuet
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La vie privée des politiques et autres individus connus, de toutes espèces (foutue communication qui fait fi du contenu au bénéfice exclusif de l'emballage, vous connaissez cela aux Etats Unis, spécialistes que vous êtes) ne nous regarde pas, en d'autres termes, rien à à foutre et plus encore quand il s'agit de vendre de la daube (""artistes"" en tous genres). Bien évidemment, lorsqu'il s'agit d'individus faisant dans le préchi-précha, (moralisateurs de toutes espèces) il en va tout autrement. 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Fuh Querada
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well, I understood " foutre" and its past participle.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 18:11 | Link to Comment Vuke
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Google gets it but doesn't know where it's going.

".................Privacy policies and other known individuals of all species (damn communication that ignores the content for the exclusive benefit of the package, you know that the United States, specialists you are) does not concern us, in other words, nothing to fuck and more when it comes to selling crap ("" artists "" of all kinds). Of course, when it comes to individuals in the preaching (moralizing of all species) it is quite otherwise............................

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:37 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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Hey, he had a chick on the side.

Here, the pervert politicians photgraph their johnsons and mail 'e,m around, or get into gay sex.

At least the French are normal and show more class.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Free_french
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Entre le bourricot... Trierweiler et la pouliche Gayet il n'y a pas photo... Mais nom de dieu... Qu'il est moche...

Je la plains...

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:47 | Link to Comment falak pema
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Women close their eyes when they make out, imagination a powerful aphrodisiac. 

"Oh George ! now can I have my Nespresso, hot and sweet, shaken awesome, come stir my mojo."

"My name eez Hollande, James Hollande!" 

 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Free_french
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Thanks I had a really big laugh...

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:56 | Link to Comment falak pema
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Jacques Clouseau...esque! 

The pink panther strikes again with his crash helmet.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:58 | Link to Comment tony wilson
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some say the fat jewish thing called hollande is pig ugly.

some say he is mi6 and mossad tool.

some say his rotten french penis is micro worm and uglier than his face.

some say rothschild needs a jew change in france because hollande poor show.

they say his acting skill is less gerard depedieu or marcel marceau

and more pepe le pew.

the pimps role is on rothschild script as usual it is just the last jew did it with a smile not a gurn.

his cocksmith adventures more shit distraction.

next more made up muslim false flags involving invisable men hurting innocent jews.

vive le cheese aparts from the areva radiation it still tastes good

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:07 | Link to Comment JR
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Maybe this is why some people don’t want to shake hands with him; one never knows where the hand has been.

"Why is everyone snubbing François Hollande?"

"François Hollande, the politician voted ‘world leader with the closest resemblance to Benny The Ball off Top Cat’ three years running, just doesn’t seem to be able to get anyone to shake hands with him…."  Photographs show French leader's snubbed handshakes throughout 2013…

http://people.co.uk/francois-hollande-snub/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=francois-hollande-snub

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:53 | Link to Comment tony wilson
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julie gay yet get it

like the hot woman named gay in sandyhook play.

gay A

they love it

move the people aroundthe world

make refugees of the world make them all gay

dilution,family deconstruction, root less  weaklings dependant on the state.

for food,vaccines and orders how to live how to think.

total control

they have a sense of humour the jews i will give them that it really is quite superb.

 

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:54 | Link to Comment Soul Glow
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Gayet is probably MI-6.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:29 | Link to Comment Fuh Querada
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what's French for "honey trap"?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 14:57 | Link to Comment TNTARG
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My god, Julie! What an awful taste!

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:17 | Link to Comment kchrisc
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The lover looks like a million bucks.
I get 75% of her, right?!

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:21 | Link to Comment notadouche
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Socialism is pretty fantastic when you are in government.  You somehow get to enjoy the riches that you want to deny the private citizen.  A scam that seems to be lost on so many.  "Everyone is equal" seems to be the dream yet it always works out to be a nightmare except for the one's controlling the purse strings.  Everyone can't be rich and only a sick fuck would want everyone to be poor yet that ends up being the only outcome.   

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:31 | Link to Comment whoknoz
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but wait...didn't the Clinton rump swabs always tell us to mature...like the Europeans when it came to our leaders and sexcapdes...

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:53 | Link to Comment Joe A
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I consider all this a weak attempt to boost his popularity figures.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 15:59 | Link to Comment RaceToTheBottom
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Crash helmet? 

Kinky....

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:00 | Link to Comment sbenard
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Is she related to Michelle Antoinette, who also has a historically large tax-payer funded staff?

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:04 | Link to Comment huggy_in_london
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Is this Julie Gayet blind?  Man, wtf??

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:38 | Link to Comment deerhunter
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croissants,  cheese and menage a trois,,, Viva la France.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 16:50 | Link to Comment Dr. Destructo
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"...is very aware that in a socialist utopia, no property is private"

In a COMMUNIST utopia no property is private. In a socialist utopia there is personal property but not for industry.

edit. Utopias are unreaslistic, of course.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 17:02 | Link to Comment Bazza McKenzie
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Hollande, the perfect demonstration of Kissinger's statement that "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac"

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 18:45 | Link to Comment Hongcha
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Wow, this really gets your back up, gentlemen.

She's gorgeous.  Hollande is perfectly within his rights to enjoy the fruits of power; which includes attracting the royal jelly.

Women are animals, same as us men; in fact perhaps moreso.  My personal theory is that women lack a sense of honor, displacing it for survival whenever they have to.  This is why they are so miserable to work for.  There are, of course, exceptions.  

Women are particularly drawn to power, money and brilliance.  

You Americans get your blood up over sex, in whatever form.  It quickly becomes negative energy, huh.

Xtian America has more in common with the Talibanis than it would like to believe.

France is quite tolerant and civilized, to allow for things like this.

Intellectually, Hollande would run rings around most of us here.

Oh; and what has happened to our spelling standards in the last twenty years?  Looking for example at a sample of this thread.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 19:26 | Link to Comment JR
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France is quite tolerant and civilized, to allow for things like this.  

"Tolerance is the virtue of a man without convictions." -- G. K. Chesterton

With your rule of thumb, the late Allen Ginsberg with his “tolerance” and intellectual ability (notwithstanding pedophilia promotion, consistent obscenities, animal-like social behavior, et cetera) could think rings around any president America has ever had.

And Hollande’s intellect and use of it are a matter of opinion; surely, the destruction of the French family by his own personal example and his approval of  the right of same-sex marriages and adoption rights for these people, many of them practicing perversion, is destructive of the foundations for the growth of a civilization.

Surely you don’t believe that a “great intellect” like the down-and -out Karl Marx should be running a major western government. Or do you?

By definition an honest socialist is a fool; the French are going to end up in a food line while Hollande's government peddles its plans to construct 500,000 public homes per year, including 150,000 social houses.

“Sagging in the polls, battered from both left and right and up against a surging wave of social protest, the French president has his back to the wall. His only way out is finally to ‘de-Marxify the left, writes a columnist.”  Here is an excerpt from that columnist, Eric Le Bourcher, written this past October:  

“The problem with François Hollande is that he is not an intellectual, and it is his fundamental weakness. He lacks a vision. Realistic and pragmatic, he was quick to grasp that the socialist software had become obsolete, but he has nothing to put in its place, except trial-and-error and a taste for compromise. He makes guess-timates on the balance of power. A man of small cobbled-together compromises, he has no grand compromise to offer between socialism and modernity.

“It is this absence that explains why, despite his cautious programme, he has headed off in two wrong directions. Surrounded by a Socialist machinery that rails against inequalities, the banks and the CAC 40 [a benchmark stock market index in France], he did not at first grasp that France’s main problem has been its low competitiveness. It’s not that companies earn too much money in France; it’s that they don’t earn enough.

“Hollande quickly set things right from the summer of 2013, with the Gallois Report [written by the former boss of EADS, Louis Gallois, on the competitiveness of French industry]. The PS was severely rocked [by the report's tax cutting recommendations]. Many PS members still view this ‘supply-side policy’ as a gift to the bosses, and cannot get over that; their vocabulary harks back to the 19th century.

“The other error was with the budget. The same Socialist thinking has pushed for a hike in taxes on the rich to cut the deficit: tax the rich, hand it out all round, and everything will be fine. What’s more, when it comes to slashing expenditure – the other option austerity policy can turn to – the president is putting on the brakes. As a socialist, he is little inclined to hit his civil-service constituency…”

http://www.presseurop.eu/en/content/article/4282931-openness-or-revolt-hollande-must-choose

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 19:14 | Link to Comment Jam Akin
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The higher the monkey climb, the more him expose.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 19:18 | Link to Comment 10mm
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You take care of that pussy, or somebody will.

Sun, 01/12/2014 - 20:42 | Link to Comment Promethus
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What is it with these beautiful French women schleeping around with these disgusting socialist French President douche-bags. I remember a quote from a ZH viewer last summer which is appropriate here. "Their is an old jape from the Napolaeonic naval warfare days by the Brits,  'French war ships are like French women, fast, beautiful, and poorly manned'."

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