The Middle East Explained - In One Minute

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With Islamic extremists raising their ominous-looking flags over Falluja and Ramadi again, it's not looking too good in Iraq (or the rest of the Middle East). Sure, Mark Firoe notes, Iraqi government forces may take back some territory they lost, but it's never a good sign when you have to shell your own country to maintain order. Confused at the proxy-wars, terrorists, statists, and just who the US is friends with? Have no fear, the following brief clip will explain it all...

 

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Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:28 | 4332254 fonestar
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ALLAHU AKBAR!

 

Satoshi is great!

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:30 | 4332267 The Gooch
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Please martyr yourself. 

Virtually or otherwise.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:37 | 4332286 john39
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so which al-cia-duh is this?  the ones that the U.S. Government is funding to kill civilians in Syria?  or the ones we are supposed believe knocked down three sky scrapers with box cutters, including a magical collapse of a building that wasn't even touched?

more likely, these are just people fed up with another U.S. puppet government.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:47 | 4332321 ACP
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"...it's never a good sign when you have to shell your own country to maintain order."

Tell me about it...a lotta shelling is going to be have to be done here just to get our Constituional rights BACK.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 20:00 | 4332350 zaphod
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Sounds like a terrorist to me. 

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 20:09 | 4332389 Uncle Remus
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Malcontent at the very least.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 20:46 | 4332506 ILLILLILLI
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Here is the true story, from artist Nina Paley:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 20:48 | 4332516 The Gooch
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+$1.1 Trillion

Wed, 01/15/2014 - 06:53 | 4333515 Acet
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Look guys, it's all very simple: there's good jihadis and there's bad jihadis.

For example, Bin Laden was a bad jihadi which is why he was hunted down and killed, except in the 80s when he was fighting the Soviet Union in Afghanistan when the was a good jihadi, which is why he was given portable Ground-to-Air missiles.

Same thing in Syria where this week jihadists are bad 'cause they're actually fighting against US supported rebel movements, but a couple of months ago they were good because they were fighting against a Syrian government that wouldn't bow down to the interests of that greatest of US allies (and bestest source of skyscraper destroying suicide pilots) - Saudi Arabia.

It really is THAT simple.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 21:33 | 4332613 Ranger_Will
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+1

"Oh...this is good. You guys always bring me the VERY best violence."

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 22:27 | 4332791 flacon
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Super animation. I love the cynicism mixed with humour. Thanks for posting it ILLI. 

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 21:37 | 4332643 bigrooster
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We will win or die trying.  What other option is there?  Live in chains?  I believe some dude said it better than I ever could a few hundred years ago.

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” 
Samuel Adams

 

 

Keywords:  FUCK the following:  Obama, Ben, Mr. Yellen, Greenspawn, GS, Blackrock. JPM...damn too many to say fuck off to but you know who you are!

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 21:57 | 4332689 Constitutional ...
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Rooster,

+ forever. No surrender. I for one care nothing for the bleating of venal cowards, nor the ways of foreigners who are entitled to their own place at their own cost. No more war for foreigners.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 22:07 | 4332712 Ranger_Will
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+ Forever.

Agreed. It's almost game time for the Live Free, Or Die Bowl with the Patriots playing the State. 

I'm placing my life, my fortune, my sacred honor on the Patriots. Who's bring the hot-wings and beer? Maybe some Sam Adams...

Wed, 01/15/2014 - 16:12 | 4335034 TheReplacement
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Of the things you risk, only honor matters.  The fortune is just stuff.  Your life, you will die eventually no matter what.  Your honor is who you are and why you lived. 

You can keep the Sam Adams.  I really don't like their beer.  Gimme a pale ale, an altbeir or an english ale any day.

Give 'em hell.  Ranger, lead the way and remember the rules.

 

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 22:48 | 4332870 Blazed
Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:46 | 4332291 Supernova Born
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There is one country cloaked like a Romulan Bird of Prey in that disinformational cartoon.

I want my minute back and "News in a nutsack" is worth balls.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 21:11 | 4332564 john39
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the cloaking device must be running low and juice, because its getting pretty obvious who is orchestrating most of the wars.

Wed, 01/15/2014 - 04:31 | 4333445 zhandax
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Yeah, amazing how easy it was to find some guy who sounds like the "Rocky and Bullwinkle" announcer.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:32 | 4332274 Uncle Remus
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Alhamdulillah!

Gold is greater!

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:55 | 4332338 thatguy007
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Allah's snakbar serves mean pork BBQ ribs

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 20:07 | 4332378 Uncle Remus
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The cook's a Chinaman.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 23:40 | 4333032 ACP
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+1 God damn that's funny!

Wed, 01/15/2014 - 11:38 | 4333997 TheReplacement
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Can I have your bitcoins when you blow yourself up?

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:31 | 4332272 Hedgetard55
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Jer 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

 

     This is all you need to know if you want to understand the present world.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 20:04 | 4332363 blindman
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@ "who can know it?"
only the head in communion with the heart.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 23:28 | 4333002 TBT or not TBT
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Hemispheres was such a great Rush album.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 23:52 | 4333066 Rock On Roger
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The Trees

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 21:00 | 4332543 NOTW777
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amen, and for all the daily angst here over ruling elite and bankers taking advantage of the rest,  ZH should keep Psalm 37 on its header - amazingly applicable to today - addressing fretting over the wicked succeeding -

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 21:20 | 4332585 Deer Hunter
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He will be a wild donkey of a man, his hand will be against everyone and everyone's hand against him, and he will live in hostility toward all his brothers.

From God's Word the Bible

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 21:39 | 4332626 Ranger_Will
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Jer 17:9 ¶ The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

This is all you need to know if you want to understand women.

There fixed it for ya.

Wed, 01/15/2014 - 01:47 | 4333309 cornflakesdisease
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1st John 5:19  "We know we originate with God, but the whole world is lying in the [power of the] wicked one (Satan)."

This is all you need to know if you want to understand the present world

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:33 | 4332276 Ignatius
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There's a minute and a half wasted that I'll never get back.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:34 | 4332281 Uncle Remus
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Wait for the prequel.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 20:38 | 4332478 Skateboarder
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I knew I should have closed the tab as soon as I heard his voice.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:36 | 4332284 pupdog1
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Different century, different weapons, same shit.

The Habib Hatfields versus the Mohammed McCoys.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:37 | 4332287 Hedgetard55
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When my buddy came back from a 13 month tour in Iraq 3 years ago, he told me as soon as we leave, the civil war will start, Sunni vs. Shia (Iran), and that they would continue their 1,000 year war of vendetta. He was right. Thousands of our troops sacrificed for nothing, trillions of dollars also. So I say, may George Bush and Barry Bathouse rot in Hell for eternity, pieces of shit cocksucking motherfuckers, and all those that enabled the war in Congress and at the top levels of the military. Fuck you all.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:47 | 4332319 The Gooch
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Don't forget Cheney and those $1,000 Halliburton macaroni and hot-dog(!) trays.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 20:06 | 4332377 BigJim
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Aw c'mon - they were milled from solid mil-grade titanium. Guaranteed Camel Spider proof... well, Camel Spider resistant, at any rate.

Well worth $1000 to know our boys eat hotdogs from the world's finest platters.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 20:19 | 4332418 The Gooch
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I was referring to the hot-dogs(!) and macaroni proper.

The trays were made in China as were the macaroni and "hot-dogs" (!)

Halliburton (via Dick) just happened to win the no-bid.

No brainer.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 20:40 | 4332459 caShOnlY
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Cheney has a mechanical heart that runs on diesel, how else can this evil asshole cocksucker greedy bastard keep on living?  The man would stomp on newborns to grab dollar bills off floors. 

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 22:12 | 4332747 squexx
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That describes just about every member of the Satanic Tribe I've ever met, too! Only they's call you an anti-Semite if you were in their way!

Wed, 01/15/2014 - 00:46 | 4333204 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Cheney's not Jewish is he?

Wed, 01/15/2014 - 04:42 | 4333446 zhandax
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What, he hasn't done enough to piss you off already?

Wed, 01/15/2014 - 04:40 | 4333447 Paveway IV
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Not sure about the rest of him, but his heart and the jackboots surely are. 

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 23:01 | 4332914 pupdog1
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It's  a real heart. The orphan that was ahead of him in the transplant line died in a tragic car crash.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 19:53 | 4332334 prains
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....and to think how many millions of people called it exactly as you stated the day this pile of shiite came to fruition........and how many more were completely suckered that same day

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 20:35 | 4332463 Unknown User
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The fact that given a chance Sunni and Shia would fight was common knowledge before the war. As a side note, the cartoon got almost everything wrong.  I wonder why…

 

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 20:38 | 4332479 piceridu
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It's amazing how the US, with their big stick, starts smacking hornet's nests all over the middle east and are surprised that the hornets are pissed. The US is the impetus for the turmoil, mayhem and suffering, not only to the poor brown people of the middle east, but to American and other allied countries mothers, fathers, brothers and sisters of ignorant young and poor mercenaries that somehow believed the narrative that they were defending freedom.

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 20:42 | 4332490 shermacman
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Howard Zinn?!

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