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Polar Vortex 2.0?

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With California experiencing emergency drought conditions and sun-glass-clad bronzed beauties driving their convertibles around in Lake Tahoe amid not an inch of real snow, the East Coast - just emerging from the cocoon following Polar Vortex 1.0 - is, as we warned, about to be confronted with another chilly blast of "Arctic Cold" weather with temperatures up to 25 degress below average and 8 inches of snow due for New York City tomorrow, and wind chills up to 40 below for the Upper Midwest On the bright side, it will be a BTFD opportunity for all those missed earnings expectations for Q1 retailers.

 

As MarketWatch notes:

New York City could get up to 8 inches on Tuesday and Tuesday night, while Washington D.C. could get up to 7 inches. In Chicago, up to 5 inches could fall overnight Monday and temperatures Tuesday could be as cold as 13 below zero, including wind chill

 

 

Via  National Weather Service,

A strong cold front will dive southward from the Plains and Midwest on Monday to the East Coast and Southeast on Tuesday. Bitter wind chills to 40 degrees below zero will impact the Upper Midwest. At the leading edge of the cold air, a winter storm is forecast to develop on Tuesday that will impact the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast Coast with snow and blowing snow.

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...Heavy snow for the Mid-Atlantic into Southern New England...

...Temperatures will be 10 to 25 degrees below average from the Mississippi Valley into the Northeast/Mid-Atlantic...

A front moving off the Northeast/Mid-Atlantic Coast will develop a wave of low pressure over the Tennessee Valley that will intensify rapidly moving off the North Carolina Coast by Tuesday afternoon/evening.  The storm will continue to deepen Tuesday night into Wednesday morning moving just off the Mid-Atlantic Coast paralleling the Northeast Coast to just off Cape Cod by Wednesday morning.

The system will produce light snow over parts of the Middle Mississippi Valley by Monday evening expanding into parts of the Ohio Valley by early Tuesday morning.  As the storm moves into the Mid-Atlantic on Tuesday, moisture from the Atlantic will move inland aiding in the development of snow over the Mid-Atlantic to the Ohio Valley/Tennessee Valley.

 

The system's dynamics will increase, producing an area of moderate to heavy snow over parts of the Mid-Atlantic by Tuesday evening, moving into Southern New England and Coastal Northern New England by Wednesday morning.

 

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Mon, 01/20/2014 - 22:03 | 4350146 NOZZLE
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dear East Coast s**** you have nothing to worry about you spent the last 2 weeks beating up on Ham Fisted Blimpie over a traffic jam so you should have plenty a body warmth to see you through the next polar vortex.

Mon, 01/20/2014 - 22:28 | 4350235 tony wilson
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HAARP ROTHSCHILD TAX

GOY

PAY UP OR FRY

PAY UP OR  FREEZE

BITCHES.

better still just die already

Mon, 01/20/2014 - 22:53 | 4350325 Smiley
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Solar lull causes temps to drop; definite sign of global warming, don't worry how, appropriately adjusted equations will be provided AFTER more taxes are approved and committees are formed.  Your minders know best.  Run along now.

Mon, 01/20/2014 - 23:01 | 4350355 yrbmegr
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It still gets cold, and snows, occasionally in winter.

Mon, 01/20/2014 - 23:58 | 4350535 DOGGONE
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 00:23 | 4350571 chindit13
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You want tin foil?

They---and I think we all know who ‘they’ are--- are always sending people to follow me.  Really scary.  Sometimes the ones they send are very tall.  Other ones are quite short, especially the lunchtime crowd.  They’re always dressed in black, too.  When I turn around fast and try to catch them, they just lie on the ground and pretend they’re sleeping or dead or something.  I’m lucky that they don’t send them around at night, because that would be just too scary.

I know it’s the government doing it.  I can tell, because like typical government slugs, they don’t want to work when it’s raining.  Bastards!

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Sometimes I almost want to cry when I read the comments section on this site.  I take solace in the fact that I can always retreat to the comfort and safety of my redoubt, not so much worried about what Uncle Sam and all of his Alphabet Boys might do, but just to get away from those with the Dark Age gene still dominant.

And when I take off from my private runway, I'm gonna lay me down some chemtrails, if temp and relative humidity are right.  It's kind of ideal right now.  Now where they show up is going to depend on the wind that day, and whether I use Runway 11 or Runway 29.  I'm an equal opportunity fear monger.  Lucky for me, I've got the antidote, Elite Elixir 451. I stole Malia Obama's.

I mean no offense with what I am about to say, but think about it.  What if Anne Frank was scared of the dark?  It seems she had more real and immediate things to be worried about.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 08:58 | 4351124 Infinite QE
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Is this not the same Full_of_Chindit that was on various forums touting:

 

1. That he was on the ground at Ground Zero days after the event and said that he saw what occurred and how it matched up perfectly to the official story?

2. That the events at Fukushima were not an issue and would be cleared up in days, if not weeks?

 

 

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 11:12 | 4351509 chindit13
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You must be mistaking me for another in the long line of chindits, unless, of course, you are just a whackjob.  Odds favor that.

I speak about things with which I have first hand experience, and stand back when I lack certainty.  I used to fly into Fukushima (nice town, great zaru soba), but I have never once spoken of it other than to express my regrets for the poor souls near it, as I am nothing close to an expert on nuclear power.  The manner in which I write, and the subjects I choose to cover, is in direct contrast to the wingnuts, clowns, and fabricators on the internet---the Internet Gurus---which so many of the addled brain set follow without question.

I understand that many people like you have an otherwise meaningless existence, and your sole pleasure while above ground comes from searching out and swallowing like a cheap whore everything that corroborates the view of the world as you prefer it exists.  If only a small percent of the conspiracies are true, you have an excuse for your failure.

Pardon me if my compassion for your mental disorder has deserted me.  We face some genuine problems in the current world, but drifting into absurdity, as the wingnuts are wont to do, leaves us farther away from solution.  Thus, I am comfortable in my dismissive arrogance.

Knock yourself silly.  Pass on to the hereafter as impotent as you were when here, solving nothing, bettering nothing.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 00:22 | 4350576 nakki
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All I know is spending moar on your heating bill has to be bullish for stocks.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 00:28 | 4350583 TNTARG
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I don't know what kind of sick game they've been playing or if radiation has something to do with it (sure does, don't know at what extent), but it's rather unusual to have a 100° spread between central Argentina's region and some regions in the US. We're having almost 50° these days.

They've always been playing with us (dropping atomic bombs all over the world, poisening land and people, Guam, depleted uranium, uncontrolled slaughtering, 9/11, Sandy Hoax and all the Hoax... Gone beyond betrayal contaminating soldiers and sailors, not to mention Kennedy, Martin Luther King and other assassinations and an infinite etcetera). Only this time it seems they've gonna have to go living deep underground forever or stay sharing  the shit they just gave to the World on 3/11.

The Earth as plenty of time to recover and have a fresh start. She's not gonna miss us, that's for sure.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 01:00 | 4350637 Advoc8tr
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I wish they'd flick our switch over to "Polar Vortex" so we could enjoy some sub zero temps ... Over here it is 40 - 45 C  in the shade - most uncomfortable.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 01:29 | 4350674 tony bonn
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where is global warming when you need it? it is hard to know if these conditions are due to sun phenomena which is quite likely, or due to nazi weather manipulation which is more likely....the bush crime syndicate have the ability to manipulate weather and have been doing so for several years....thus i am mre inclined to think that rockefeller nazis are behind this miserable weather but wish it were sunspots, et al.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 04:42 | 4350898 -NaN-
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Im in south central Alaska. Tonight it is 45! (F, above).  There are still patches of green grass in areas normally buried by feet of snow this time of year.  Our property has been plowed once so far and it really did not need it.  Much of my diveway is still exposed pavement.  Bring on the warming, Alaska wont care ;-P

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 04:43 | 4350899 -NaN-
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Im in south central Alaska. Tonight it is 45! (F, above).  There are still patches of green grass in areas normally buried by feet of snow this time of year.  Our property has been plowed once so far and it really did not need it.  Much of my diveway is still exposed pavement.  Bring on the warming, Alaska wont care ;-P

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 05:03 | 4350910 smacker
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How odd that the US www.weather.gov website is hosted by a French ISP.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 05:37 | 4350925 lakecity55
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"Cheney, let go of the weathermachine, it's my turn."
"No, Barry, I funded it. I get moar time on it than you do."
"But I wanna flood some YTs."
"Come back later."

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 05:52 | 4350936 mrdenis
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the polor Vortex Bowl XLVIIIII

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 05:51 | 4350937 mrdenis
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the polor Vortex Bowl XLVIIIII

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 09:23 | 4351175 dark pools of soros
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Would be great if the Super Bowl in NY was tonight!

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:07 | 4352416 Jameson18
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People in New England call this "Winter".

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