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Chris Christie Plunges In Polls, Now Trails Hillary Clinton

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The world may or may not have closure on the IRS' targeting of Conservative groups (it doesn't), but by the time the media is finished with Chris Christie, he will be too. Case in point: today's report from the Hill that as a result of Bridgegate, the New Jersey Govenor has seen his popularity plummet in a head-to-head match-up against Hillary Clinton, based on a new Quinnipiac poll. "Christie dropped 9 percentage points in the poll, and now trails Clinton 46 percent to 38 percent in a potential general election matchup. That reverses a December poll that showed Christie leading Clinton 42 percent to 41 percent."

Where Christie suffered the biggest loss is the one constituency that would be critical if the governor is to be successful in the 2016 elections against Hiillary: independents. 

The biggest turnaround comes from independent voters. Christie bested Clinton among independents by 15 percentage points in December. Now he trails her by 1 percentage point.

 

The amount of voters who believe Christie would make a good president has also dropped by 14 points in a month. Thirty-five percent of people think he would make a good president — down from 49 percent in December.

 

Thirty-six percent of voters think he would not make a good president, up from 31 percent last month.

Within the GOP, Christie's status remains stable, where he ranks in third place with 12% of the vote, behind Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) and Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), the same as last month.

However, the damage may be worse. As was made abundantly clear over the weekend, the mayor of Hoboken, N.J. Dawn Zimmer, accused Christie’s administration of threatening to hold up Hurricane Sandy relief funds, unless a private development was approved. This despite her tweet from just this very August saying that "I am very glad Governor Christie has been our (governor)."

Since the Qunnipiac poll was conducted before those allegations were made, the ultimate damage for Christie may be far greater... Or far less, depending if independents see Democrats as now piling in indiscriminately (including, somehow, Olympic sprinter Carl Lewis).

That said, all of this is nothing but entertaining fodder for easily-distracted masses. For those curious about the "important" people, we direct your attention to Davos where those who really matter are situated. That said, good luck getting within 500 meters without the proper, very expensive accreditation confirming one is a sycophant member of the fawning, "access-starved" media, or a bulletproof vest...

 


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Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:04 | Link to Comment The_Ungrateful_Yid
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Yea cuz Polls and Voting matter bitches!

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:09 | Link to Comment 666
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I wonder if Christie will close a couple of lanes on Route 3, which is the main route to Giant's Stadium, for a traffic study during the Superbowl?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:13 | Link to Comment TheTmfreak
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WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT EITHER OF THESE TWO CLOWNS?

I guess we just are going to vote  and pay attention to whom we're told to vote/pay attention to eh?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:15 | Link to Comment Joe Davola
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I fear for the future of this country.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:23 | Link to Comment The_Ungrateful_Yid
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It's beyond fear now quite frankly. Fear was so 2001.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:29 | Link to Comment eclectic syncretist
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With an ass as fat as his, he probably has to do a lot of plunging.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Spungo
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Then I'm voting for Christie. He won't support some bullshit laws for low flow toilets that don't fucking work.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Stackers
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Do I pick the war-mongering statist bulley or the war-mongering statist bulley ?

hmmm, decisions, decisions.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:50 | Link to Comment jbvtme
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honestly, i'm fresh out of disrespect

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:58 | Link to Comment JohnnyBriefcase
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I can't wait to see what these two statists run on.

With Obama we got polar bear hunting. What the fuck would we get with Hillary? Female-on-male bash mobs.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:20 | Link to Comment negative rates
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It's too late, he jumped the fence, we need a fall guy.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:25 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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As Hitlery so aptly said "What does it matter!!?"

Cause the Federal Government is doomed anyway so who gives a flying fucking shit about da prezdent !?

Why do you think we got the illegal bozo-tard in the Office we have now!!?

Cause we all know deep down that it just doesn't fucking matter anymore.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:32 | Link to Comment ejmoosa
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Let both those asshats be their parties nominees and see a third party finally get off the ground and clobber both of them....

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:55 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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No, I think it will be more like a ONE party situation soon as with many other nations today.

What that one party will be is anybody's guess but it sure won't resemble anything we've had before in this country.

And we can all forget the Constitution ... because we all already have!

There's going to be another civil war in this country, or close to it because we are well past the point of no return now with the pathetic "leadership" we have now that's reached despot status.

And because we all became so anti-American after Vietnam.

Better decide which side you're going to be on ahead of time cause it's all going to fall apart faster than most realize.

And BTW...  If you think the One Percent are going to bail us out this time...  It ain't gonna happen cause they're already packing their bags and heading off to parts unknown to avoid the collapse.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:23 | Link to Comment Blano
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I still have plenty of scorn to pass around.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:35 | Link to Comment MisterMousePotato
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I don't. Seriously. I realized the jig was up when Bob Dole, who is about as intelligent and/or articulate as a bunch of brocolli, was nominated.

What the fucking fuck?!?

For you youngens, that was about two deades ago.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:49 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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THe first thing that always comes to mind.

Bob Dole falls off stage- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWib8GbrIlA

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:50 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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Nnot that I'm a fan of the NJ governor, but isn't this obvious:

The message: The NSA has the dope on everyone.  Anyone who runs against our person will be exposed. 

The mundanes will be allowed to "vote" for whom we say.  There is no other choice. 

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Lost My Shorts
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If the pollster gave option C, "I would wipe my ass with the ballot rather than vote for either of those @#$%^^", that option probably would have won handily.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:35 | Link to Comment eclectic syncretist
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It'll be time to invest in poo-pourii.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:52 | Link to Comment El Oregonian
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"What difference does it make, we're both [politically] dead anyway?"

- Kankles

"In 'closing' the deal, I can effectively narrow the 'Bridge' for my opportunity to steer into the White House"

- Jabba the Slut

Two worthless teats on a boar, attached side-by-side, while they are sitting at the public trough

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 20:36 | Link to Comment El Oregonian
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After Dissing on Hillary, she deserves a new axiom.

"Dis'd-Hillary"

I'll drink to that!

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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And so he was crowned, the Lard of Donuts.

*whoooshhh*   *applause*

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:40 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Live by the MSM... die by the MSM!

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:39 | Link to Comment pods
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I think it really has gone past fear.  So many defenders of the system will not even bother fighting for their team anymore.  People used to get all animated when I would button push about their side.  (I am a riot at family gatherings)

Lately when I would toss out something, they just shake their heads and put their eyes down.

I think we are approaching a fundamental change in how people as a whole view their government.

It used to be people hated one side of the false left-right paradigm.  Now I think that people are just seeing the rot in the system as a whole. Still a lot of support for the military and police and such.  That will wane when they start kicking in more doors.

pods

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:45 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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I have been witnessing the same attitudes. It;'s telling when my mom and dad who have been staunch democrats all their lives just shake their heads in disgust at the whole thing. My dad is a retired auto worker, and there was a time when you couldn't say anything negative about a democrat without him going off, now all you hear is crickets.

The area I live in Indiana most people are republicans, but I see a lot of the same attitiudes forming when talking politics with them. Almost all of them will shake their heads and say "I don't know what we do." There is no defense of the party, they are just resigned to the fact  that the system is hopeless.

There certainly seems to be a change....mostly worry. 

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 18:51 | Link to Comment BoNeSxxx
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Seems to me that TPTB have decided not to support the two party meme anymore... and why should they?  It's expensive to hedge their bets with both parties.

They have clearly chosen to side with the Democrats and go all-in.  Christie, if Bridgegate doesn't take him down, will be found naked in bed with a mule prior to the elections.

In my home state of VA, wealthy Democrat contributors funded the Libertarian candidate solely to split the Republican vote and get their carpet bager inside the beltway crony asswipe clown into office.

Pathetic, transparent, and oh yea, who gives a shit anymore?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:14 | Link to Comment TheRideNeverEnds
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You shouldn't; its already decided..  America is finished and its all over but the crying. 

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:15 | Link to Comment john39
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vote, or not...  the system will tell you who you voted for either way.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:22 | Link to Comment El Vaquero
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Rig the elections or not, the candidates are rigged.  Think there would be a substantive difference between the two?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:21 | Link to Comment kill switch
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There are no elections...Just auctions..

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Mr Pink
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You know you are a fuck up if you are disliked more than the ugliest,nastiest,foul smelling, scum sucking, criminal piece of filth on the planet.

Just jump off that fucking bridge

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:23 | Link to Comment Bawneee Fwank
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Agreed, the only people who care are the FSA Mongrels!

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 21:35 | Link to Comment Lynx Dogood
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If they both died tomorrow, who would miss them?

 

Outside of the people  on benefits, no one needs the government.

 

Go figure why our gov. is going crazy to put people on assistance. They are important as they are their slaves.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:50 | Link to Comment jbvtme
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delete

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:10 | Link to Comment john39
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American democracy- 'freedom' to choose between two flavors of sock puppet dogshit.  what a system.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:11 | Link to Comment pods
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Chris Krispie would eat Hillary in an second.

I think he could eat all of his competition.  

Mofo be eatin e'ryone that gets in his way.

pods

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:20 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Chris is clearly an eater, but I don't think anybody can stomach that much ugly. Take a look at the bow wows that Bill turned to in order to get away from her.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:21 | Link to Comment pods
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I'd toss her a bang. Fuck it. 

She'd probably turn into that vagina from Empty Spaces from The Wall and bite my head off.

Oh well, only live once I guess.

pods

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:30 | Link to Comment El Vaquero
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You know you're not going to knock her up due to her age, but that snuke may chafe a little bit. 

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 23:56 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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When she creams it's like chalk.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:04 | Link to Comment Bangin7GramRocks
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GET IN MY BELLY

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:12 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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Dems will sink or swim according to how Bammycare does.  So how is the revamped site performing?  Just great, especially if you need a ceramic hip replacement.http://theulstermanreport.com/2014/01/21/obamacare-site-directing-custom...

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:20 | Link to Comment booboo
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The only difference between Hitlery and Crusty is the size of the thighs, oh and she works for Barnum/Bailey and he works for Ringling Brothers.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Keyser-Soze
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Representative Government is a farce.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Rukeysers Ghost
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Hitlary is irrelevant. Rats haven't done a successful retread candidate since Johnson. Carter, Clintoon and Obummer were all unknown candidates who had slim resumes.

 

Look for Chicago 6th Ward Alderman Roderick Sawyer as their '16 candidate.  

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:20 | Link to Comment SDShack
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You are correct about dumbcrats not nominating retreads, but I think this time is different. This really isn't about Hitlery at all. This is really all about Bill's 3rd term. You will see Bill on the campaign trail even more than Hitlery. That's why I think Hitlery will get the nod. The dumbcrats and their supporters all love Bill. Sad world we live in.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 19:16 | Link to Comment Blankenstein
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They love their dynasties in Illinois.

 

Richard J. Daley / Richard M. Daley / William Daley / John Daley  

Michael Madigan  / Lisa Madigan 

Dick Mell/ Rod Blagojevich / Deb Mell 

Paul Simon / Shelia Simon

Jesse Jackson Jr. / Sandi Jackson

 

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:05 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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Couldn't have happened to a better guy.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:07 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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What difference does it make?

 

Sincerely:

The other fat ugly official choice in the next presidential election.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:48 | Link to Comment kralizec
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It only matters to people who think they still matter but in reality they really don't and haven't mattered for some time now (aka Idiots)...and the powers that control the public faces fronting this kabuki bullshit (aka Masters!

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:52 | Link to Comment SmallerGovNow2
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Great one Doc...

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:08 | Link to Comment Debtonation
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If only we had Intrade

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:09 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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As if Chris Christie ever had a chance the be the Republicrat contender in 2016.

If Hillary lives to 2016 she will be the POTUS, "Billary" in da' big house.

Obama to be appointed head of D.O.J.

Al Gore head of E.P.A. and lovin' it.

Christie writing his memoirs.

Alice in chains.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:10 | Link to Comment GOSPLAN HERO
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Heil Hillary!

The "Bitch Reich" is coming soon.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:16 | Link to Comment pods
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Betcha she would have an orgasm simply by hearing one of her lackeys calling her the President of the United States.

That is a soulless bitch right there.  

pods

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:34 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Vince Foster would agree.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:46 | Link to Comment Rakshas
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You ain't lying..........  Put lipstick on a pig and ......

 

Clintons Bushes Obamas - and the death toll keeps on rising.... if we make it through 2014 I shudder to imagine the tragedy that awaits.... psycho fuks one and all.

I sadly miss Ruppert's  contriibution to outing these galactic assholes but how long can you beat your head against the wall of apathy that is Walmerika.

 

 

 

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Bawneee Fwank
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Boom ba ba boom ba ba boom, lard ass! lard ass! lard ass! Also, eat shit killary!

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:13 | Link to Comment Spungo
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Do you want the Hitler with a penis or the Hitler with a vagina?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:18 | Link to Comment OwnSilverPlayMusic
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If Christie has a dick, he hasn't seen it in decades.  Hillary on the other hand probably strapped one on last night.  Sorry for the mental images I just made you conjure!

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:20 | Link to Comment i_call_you_my_base
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What makes you think she needs a strap-on?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 21:35 | Link to Comment NeoLuddite
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CC is a victim of the dreaded "Dick-Doo Disease" - That's when your tummy sticks out more than your dick.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:17 | Link to Comment Joe Davola
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From appearances, you might simplify that to "Hitler1 or Hitler2 with a fupa"

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:14 | Link to Comment wisehiney
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Christie is lucky he self destructed before we TEA Partiers got a shot at him. Who's next?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:29 | Link to Comment Blano
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I predict he'll stick around, so we'll have to do Hillary's dirty work in the primaries.  Well worth it though.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:17 | Link to Comment OwnSilverPlayMusic
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A record % of American's are registered independents.  Yet they'll almost entirely vote for one of these two shameless assholes, and still continue to wonder why things just keep getting worse.  "We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas" -The Simpsons

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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America needs better crooks. How can we be world-class competitors with crooks like Christie?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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"I am not a crook."

Sincerly:

A Crook

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:16 | Link to Comment rtalcott
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I don't see any difference between CC and HC....a bridge...Benghazi...

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:17 | Link to Comment The man with po...
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Looks like Clinton is the chosen one. It's amazing to see what kind of dominos and obstacles fall so that their man/woman gets in.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:33 | Link to Comment Blano
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The Clinton machine got beaten by an unknown gay Chicago Negro Muslim, so anything is possible.

(not an endorsement of the GOP)

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:03 | Link to Comment BeetleBailey
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That's "African-American", or so his ginned up BC said...even though they didn't USE that term until 8 years later...."NEGRO" WAS used.

 

But no..........never got an even decent explanation of that. Obama MUST have been the first...LOL

 

The cunt...........

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:20 | Link to Comment Battleaxe
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As long as it's one or the other we're SAVED!!!!! They're both so GREAT!!!

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:21 | Link to Comment Inthemix96
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So this fat, corrupt, life endangering, fat, useless, career fat cunt politician, never done a days work in his fat life, fat, imbecilic, government warranted, bought and paid for by the lobbies, fat cunt is behind in the polls??

WhoCouldAKnowed.....

Colour me shocked.  The fat bastard is an affront to common decency, for dogs sake, if the fat bastard cant look after himself, and yes the bleeding hearts will blame his orbital size on his 'Glands', what the fuck can the fat bastard look after?  The fat bastard cant stop the temptation of sweetness and delight of a doughnut, so could the fat bastard cunt stop the sweetness and delight of an open till?

The fat bastard has no self control, none, so the fat bastard quite rightly should be behind in the polls, and suprising to me, the fat bastard 'IS' behind in the polls, so this is good news.  The prolitariat is waking up, and therefore seeing what this 'Fat Bastard' is, on their 'Coin'.

Nothing more than what he shows, the fat bastard what he is.  And as bent as a nine bob note.

Fat greasy bastardish cunt.     Bitchez

;-)

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:33 | Link to Comment TrulyStupid
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Can I suggest some synonyms for "fat"...just to break the monotony?

Try:

corpulent, beefy, chubby, plump, heavy-set, spherical, bulbous or even voluminous...

..just trying to help  TS

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:35 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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Lardass works too....portly as well. Full figured? Rotund? I got more if you need. Seems ITM thinks he's heavy-set.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Inthemix96
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If its not clear Iridium, I'm taking the piss.

Over here we have a saying for the large folk with an arse a yard wide.  We call these fat bastards 'Wedgers', as you couldnt 'Wedge' the arse into a standard sized seat, some 66" across.

Fat bastard is a very agreable alternative, or if you are feeling a bit vocal fat cunt works....

:-P

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:49 | Link to Comment SmallerGovNow2
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Couldn't agree more I96.  I would however appreciate hearing your rant about Hitlery as well...

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Inthemix96
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Dont start me off mate, it only raises me blood pressure.

That evil cunt hitlery should be hanged till dead.

Is this the best humanity can do then?  These filthy inhumane fat cunts portray us on the world stage, never forget that.

Bastards.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:06 | Link to Comment madcows
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her Hubris knows no flaws, only her greatness.  her f-in' minions have been calling her Madam President for two years now.  ugh, makes me nauseous.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Inthemix96
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I may just take that onboard TS,

For the fat bastard what he is, if you know what I mean......

:-)

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:01 | Link to Comment madcows
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May I also suggest "Walmartian", "Full-Figured", and "average american".

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:01 | Link to Comment BeetleBailey
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Tubby..."Taft-ish".....Rotund...Blimpish....HumanPlanet....XXXXXXXXXXL - "9X"....SmorgasboardTerror....Hogasaurus....ScaleCrusher....

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:17 | Link to Comment negative rates
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Pork bitches.

Wed, 01/22/2014 - 03:12 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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WHICH politician are you typing about, here?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:23 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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They are not finished getting their 400 lbs. of flesh.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:24 | Link to Comment Spungo
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How can we expect Christie to balance a budget when he can't even balance his meals?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:30 | Link to Comment blindman
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these two must be irrelevant.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:30 | Link to Comment Joebloinvestor
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I would have felt a lot better about Christie if the bridge shit hadn't gone on for four days under his nose.

If he had stopped it after one day with the same explanation he gave, it would have been more believable.

He could not have been aware of the misery created.

Hard ball politics.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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  Christie's a RINO. He'd make a great V.P. for Hitlery...  /sarc

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:46 | Link to Comment SmallerGovNow2
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Rhino BINGO!  Apparently the media has already decided who your two candidates will be.  New boss same as the old boss...

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:46 | Link to Comment over45
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if a democrat gets into office we are officially toast.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:36 | Link to Comment Blano
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FYI "democrat" is what most of us flyover country heathens call New Joisey Republicans.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:47 | Link to Comment stant
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lets see i can choose a left or a right boot on my neck.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:48 | Link to Comment cooperbry
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Hmmm.  Interesting.  I think Hillary and Bill are kicking back with a beer and a cigar saying "Mission Accomplished"...

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:49 | Link to Comment WarPony
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Holy SHIT!  Two pop-up adds on zerohedge asking me to add my name to be on Killary's voter wish list - the humanity.  ZH has turned to the dark side.  ;..(

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:56 | Link to Comment BeetleBailey
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na...just capitalism...click on the fucking ad about.....oh...2,763 times...each time, the cunt's campaign slush fund PAC (it in er ass!) has to pony up money to ZH.....it's all good....

Dinged Obastard in 2012 LOTS of times......played my part in the douche raising 800 mil...spent some...SUCKERS!!!!

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:15 | Link to Comment WarPony
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OK, followed your advice & now feel like I should take a shower.  For YOU ZH!

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:50 | Link to Comment GrinandBearit
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More left/right paradigm nonsense.  Like it's going to make a difference -lol

No matter which A-hole gets in, it only gets progressively worse and worse and worse.

Wake the fuck up.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:50 | Link to Comment geotrader
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Funny how I was not asked in this poll.  Were you?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:53 | Link to Comment Cornholiovanderbilt
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What difference does it make?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 19:58 | Link to Comment Seize Mars
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cornholio

I see what you did there

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:54 | Link to Comment Seize Mars
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In other news, Lucky Luciano is polling several points ahead of Al Capone.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:55 | Link to Comment madcows
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In other news, Michelle Obama's 50th birthday party has received more news coverage from the big three than Bengahzi.

But, hey, what's a few dead people and illegal gun running to terrorists compared to Chewey's AARP blowout with Oprah and Beyonce.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Spungo
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Christie's tag line: I'm the cunt without a cunt.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:59 | Link to Comment optimator
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And to think the MSM made the public not like Dr. Ron Paul.  Hil and chubby couldn't shine the Doctor's shoes.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:01 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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more convinced than ever that the republicans don't want the white house. that fat fuck is probably the only person on earth who couldn't beat billary.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:37 | Link to Comment Blano
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Christie Kreme will get destroyed in the primaries.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:48 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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yeah, now. they probably won't run him now. the vomit factor on that dude was off the chart even before this this latest crap happened. that they would even consider that puke in the first place is evidence of how far gone the repugs are.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:01 | Link to Comment WarPony
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Just place your bet on Killary - she's been groomed and 'shroomed, with the added advantage of Kissinger's ghost in her closet.

Not that I'd vote for this false left/right pure BULLSHIT~! But, the bookie's odds are prolly in your favor.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:07 | Link to Comment Handful of Dust
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The Kraken have him by the balls.

On the bright side he can turn over a new leaf, lose some weight and become a Weight Watchers' spokesperson.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:08 | Link to Comment DIgnified
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What a surprise.  A democrat is failing at life and all of a sudden, some questionable incident helps them out.  

 

For example: The EPA and The Sierra Club were concerned that the new EPA regulations for Coal would allow the Coal industry to not only survive but to get shelved projects going again. 

(http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/01/15/new-foia-emails-show-epa-in-cahoot...).  Then all of a sudden we have a Coal-related disaster in WV.  

 

On an on-topic sidenote- its interesting how the left still believes that Obama knows nothign about everythign his administration has done, but refuse to extend the same thought-process. to the political opposition. 

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:08 | Link to Comment LMAOLORI
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Christie's just a BIG FAT distraction conservatives weren't supporting him anyway because of his policies according to The Week.

Funny thing though this has received like a hundred times more coverage than some of the really important national stories even more coverage than the NSA.  

You write what you are told - thanks corporate news!

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Silverhog
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I'm sure his man boobs are bigger, just put a wig on him and he still looks better than Hillary. 

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:22 | Link to Comment notadouche
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Mission Accomplished.  Just not sure who's mission.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:27 | Link to Comment silverserfer
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I wanna see these two make a sex video. I already know it would be exactly like watching two walrusses flailing their heads around in the air and neck fat flapping around  but I'd still watch it. 

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 21:38 | Link to Comment pupdog1
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I've never been that drunk.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:35 | Link to Comment earnyermoney
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Two pigs. One's a fat hog while the other is a fat sow. LOL

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:37 | Link to Comment Rising Sun
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Nothing like two dudes fighting it out.

 

My only question is who set Chelsea's face on fire and put it out with a hammer?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:39 | Link to Comment venturen
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Well the Dems do like to vote for people with zero accomplishments...so she is a shoe in.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:39 | Link to Comment Blano
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If you're looking for some other political entertainment in the meantime, read up on the recently nicknamed "abortion Barbie" here in Texas.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:43 | Link to Comment highwaytoserfdom
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Bridge Krispy Kreme  neo con

Bengazi Kankles    neo con

 

 

 

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:46 | Link to Comment venturen
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Hillary was a complete failure at every position she had...Christie was successful. So 3 traffic cones and yep Hillary will win... Ya right.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:52 | Link to Comment teslaberry
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why doens't he just become her secretary of state and we can all just skip the facade of another 'democratic' election? 

 

if the presidential election were suspended and a 'deal' was made, you wouldn't see me protesting in the street. 

 

I would find it a refreshing breath of honest fresh air from the powers that be for once. 

in fact, it might make me want to vote!

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:52 | Link to Comment BeetleBailey
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Yes...a pleasant fiction..................never happen....too many sheeple would go berserk...in lots of ways...

 

viv......la votingdouchewalla~

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:51 | Link to Comment BeetleBailey
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In short, Fats was beating battle axe ugly, but now the bitch is somehow in some fucked up "lead" for 2016.....lol.....how Diebold of them!

Biderboogers meet yet?

 

Didn't think so....

 

The "choice" has not been made yet....and even if it is, it's the same sheet music.....

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:02 | Link to Comment esum
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hitlary = kills 4, answers 3  pm call..... hangs up .... obumbler goes to sleep for vegas fund raiser

krispy kreme = traffic inconvinience

LIBTARDS LOVE DEATH OVER TRAFFIC CONES

 

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:09 | Link to Comment quasimodo
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Kills 4? You need a multiplier of at least 5 I think if you go back some years.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:07 | Link to Comment quasimodo
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I started to read the headline and thought it would read "Plunges into a box of double deep fat fried pastries"

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:10 | Link to Comment TuesdayBen
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Americans are too majority soft, stupid and ignorant to straighten this gubmint mess out

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:38 | Link to Comment PrecipiceWatching
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Sure.  Whatever.....

 

So, where in the world can we import some hard, intelligent and knowledgable superior beings from exactly, to straighten out our ignorant asses?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:46 | Link to Comment The_Ungrateful_Yid
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According to our leaders, the third world is for hire.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 18:14 | Link to Comment Dewey Cheatum Howe
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I bet this has absolutely nothing to do with Bridgegate since everyone has already deemed Governor Doughnut the Republican nominee in 2016.

https://grabien.com/story.php?id=4647

After being sworn in today for his second term as governor of New Jersey, Gov. Chris Christie delivered his inaugural address. There is now more "hope" in New Jersey than there has been in years. Voters, he said, embraced the "change" of his first term. But to keep moving forward, he cautioned, we must remember that "compromise is not a dirty word."

If any of these political buzzwords sound familiar to you, you're not alone.

Grabien took a closer look at Christie's address and found a number of similarities with speeches delivered by another notable politician. Take a look.

...

You may say but the candidates are not pre-chosen and the nominations are not rigged.

Well think again courtesy of one Mitt the Twit Romney straight from the horse's mouth

http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/in-new-interview-mitt-romney-admit...

A new documentary about Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney premiered Friday night at the Sundance Film Festival in Utah. During one of the final scenes in the movie, a confession is admitted.

Given what has come before it in the film — Romney's defeatism in the
debates — the scene leaves the impression that perhaps in his heart of
hearts Romney never really believed he could win. That also seems the
message of one of the last scenes of "Mitt," the day after the election,

when Romney addressed staff at his Boston campaign headquarters. The
old lack of confidence came out again as Romney suggested he never felt
comfortable in the race. He passed on something someone at headquarters
had told him: "In some ways, we kind of had to steal the Republican
nomination.
Our party is Southern, evangelical and populist. And you're
Northern, and you're Mormon, and you're rich. And these do not match
well with our party."

...

Make sense yet who the invisible hand is steering the MSM state media propaganda making this a front page issue and leaking the information like phone records aka text messages (cough NSA cough) to undercut Christie as a favor to Hillary and push the heat away from his scandals. That is until he shivs her in the back again to save his own ass over Benghazi.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:39 | Link to Comment TheMuppet
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Which one has the penis, merkel or hitlery?

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:59 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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2016 is a long way off under current circumstances.

If we make it, vote NOBODY FOR PRESIDENT.

Also, Clinton body count-http://whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/BODIES.html

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 18:00 | Link to Comment B.J. Worthy
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Hillary = secession.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 18:18 | Link to Comment PrecipiceWatching
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Secession?

Now I've got wood.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 18:17 | Link to Comment 10mm
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" It's a big club,and you ain't in it."

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 20:41 | Link to Comment q99x2
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I'm going to Germany if Hillary gets elected.

She will push the MAD button. I've had premonitions of this for a decade.

She still hasn't told what that lump is on her husband's pecker. I think it is where she bit him the last time they had sex; sometime in the late 70s.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 21:40 | Link to Comment pupdog1
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I have a feeling that this guy who needs a tent company to make his suits is not going to be in office a month from now.

There is a shitload of dirt just under the surface.

Tue, 01/21/2014 - 22:00 | Link to Comment KenShabby
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How many people died on that Bridge fiasco story?

That's exactly what i thought. 

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