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Free Corzine, Er... Bieber

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When even Bloomberg considers this to be breaking news, the end may indeed be nigh:

From NBC Miami:

Singer Justin Bieber was arrested early Thursday for drag racing and DUI in Miami Beach, police said.

 

Bieber was in a rented Lamborghini, police sources told NBC 6 South Florida.

 

No other details of the arrest were immediately known.

 

Bieber has been spotted in different places around Miami in the past few days, including a Miami Beach skate shop in a photo posted on Instagram.

 

The Opa-locka Police Department is also investigating an unauthorized escort of Bieber, a police spokesman said Wednesday.

 

The arrest is the latest brush with the law for the 19-year-old pop star, who catapulted to fame in the late 2000s after a talent manager saw a video of him on YouTube. A neighbor in Bieber's Los Angeles neighborhood recently accused the singer of causing thousands of dollars of damage by throwing eggs at his home, leading detectives to raid Bieber’s mansion in search of evidence. One person at the house was arrested on suspicion of drug possession. Neighbors have also called the cops in the last year with complaints that that Bieber drives recklessly around the neighborhood and plays loud music at parties that last into the early morning.

And there is your circuses point of the day. Now... for the bread.

 


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Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:34 | Link to Comment _ConanTheLibert...
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Bullish!

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:36 | Link to Comment Thomas
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Lindsay Lohan move over: there's a new crack head in town.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:47 | Link to Comment ghengis86
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Every morning I grab a cup of coffee and sit on the throne, hoping to read that Japan's economy melted down like Reactor 4, the Euro blew up and took every member with it, the DOJ arressted half of congress and the POTUS and gold is bouncing off its new support level of $7,000/oz.

Sadly, this arrest will have to suffice for my morning constitutional.

Maybe tomorrow

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:08 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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I thought Hitler killed Justin Bieber a long time ago..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz7Kgl2CxZI

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 11:04 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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That was one of the better ones I've seen!

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 12:23 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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I know what Corzine is, but WTF is Bieber?

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 11:16 | Link to Comment PT
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Ever since Elvis Presley died, powers in the music industry have been trying to manufacture a dumber replica (dumber so they can extract more money from him without him noticing).  Bieber is the latest attempt.

Please excuse the comparison with Presley.  If you want a better replica then you need a better audience.  Something like that. 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:13 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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DOJ would have to arrest half of itself too.  Nice fantasy land you live in though.

Remember, squeeze, don't clench.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:28 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Well at least you have something worthy of using to wipe with...

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 11:19 | Link to Comment Ignatius
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Tabloid BS.  The National ZeroHedge Enquirer

Tylers, cut the crap.  Thanks for your consideration.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 12:31 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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Fast and IneBieberiated?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:32 | Link to Comment Silverhog
Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:44 | Link to Comment eclectic syncretist
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Now if this kid was a real thug then they'd have to get someone like the SEC to investigate, in which case Andrew Ceresney, the SEC's co-director of enforcement, would have to say

"These cases are not easy cases," he said. "We need to have patience, and results will not happen overnight."

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB1000142405270230333020457925065420...

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 10:00 | Link to Comment duo
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Hedgeless, this is for you.

Justin at a bar in Miami.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgxNzE1Mzk1NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOT...

 

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 11:18 | Link to Comment PT
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"Referral denied".  I couldn't see the picture.  My internet decided I wasn't allowed to look at it.  I don't remember telling my internet what I wasn't allowed to look at.

 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 10:22 | Link to Comment insect0man
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The SEC couldn't find its own ass with both hands and a SQL statement telling them exactly where to find it... it and the several thousand mortgage applications for which the FICO score was falsified by Argent Mortage.

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FAIL!
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Thu, 01/23/2014 - 10:14 | Link to Comment Zadok
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Only half of congress? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 11:07 | Link to Comment gookempucky
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I'LL flush to that.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:47 | Link to Comment BigJim
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 recently accused the singer of causing thousands of dollars of damage by throwing eggs at his home, leading detectives to raid Bieber’s mansion in search of evidence.

I can just imagine how that will proceed:

Hey Sarge! Lookee what we found here!

What's that detective?? Where?

Here! Here in the fridge!

(sargeant gasps, gives a low whistle) Well, son, you screwed the pooch big time, huh? (holds up carton of eggs) You're going down, son... for a long, long time.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:13 | Link to Comment Cattender
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God i hate this little Faggit..

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 12:19 | Link to Comment Crash Overide
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SIZZURP BITCHEZ!!!

 

Kids these days...

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:52 | Link to Comment thunderchief
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What a punk.

He's worse than Vanilla Ice.

And not even as cool!

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:35 | Link to Comment firstdivision
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In about 10 years he'll be broke, addicted to drugs, and on the verge of suicide.  I cannot wait to hear how he kills himself.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:29 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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I think we can all wait about 10 more minutes, tops.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:41 | Link to Comment optimator
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First he'll marry Miley Citrus, a marriage made in .....

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:48 | Link to Comment eclectic syncretist
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It does sound like he's enjoying the ride down, what with the lamborghini's and escorts and all that.  The only mistake I see is that he went to Miami.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 10:21 | Link to Comment Zadok
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Mind controlled slave...sad!

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:36 | Link to Comment greatbeard
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Who's Justin Bieber?

 

 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:41 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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He is like Mini-Me to Vanilla Ice.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:18 | Link to Comment jbvtme
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nambla poster boy

 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:24 | Link to Comment firstdivision
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Not even.  At least Vanilla Ice knew how to do manual labor.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:32 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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I met Vanilla Ice (Robert VanWinkle- no joke- that's his real name) on the beach in North Myrtle a couple years ago.  My wife recognized him from some "Where are they now?" documentary so she went over and said hi to him, big fan, blah blah, blah.  He was walking his dog with his Mom at the time, so it was probably a little annoying to him.  Said people still come up to him every now and then.  Didn't get any "get away from me immediately" vibe from him but still didn't spend too much time.  Polite, but not very chatty.  Awful tattoos.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:37 | Link to Comment putaipan
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n. myrtle ... sheesh. makes perfect sense. meet ya at 39th for a double black velvet ....

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:45 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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He's a nobody that entertains other nobodies.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:48 | Link to Comment BigJim
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Yes, but today that makes him A Somebody.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:52 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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well... it's complicated... I know because I have a daughter...

Justin Bieber is a sign that your future son in law will be a moron if she thinks he's cool...

 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:00 | Link to Comment Oldballplayer
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They grow out of it, I promise. We went through the Backstreet Boys and In Synch. The Spice Girls concerned me, but we overcame that too.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:06 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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and yet you ended up reading zerohedge today with the rest of us terrorists...

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:10 | Link to Comment negative rates
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I'm only here for the zero's.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:24 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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not the bitcoin topic again...

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 10:16 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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Please refrain from saying "bitcoin". It only attracts fonestar. It is the same thing as saying "Beetlejuice" three times.

It's Showtime (16 secs)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot11DMJKhj8

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 20:04 | Link to Comment Vice
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Now I'm always expecting him to crawl out of the woodwork and go "here I am!" at the slightest mention of crypto

 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:26 | Link to Comment brewing
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I'm only here for the sarcasm...

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:38 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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I think you're the smartest guy arround here.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:45 | Link to Comment new game
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snark remaks, and of course bitchezz!

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 13:59 | Link to Comment putaipan
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important notice for any parents having the same problem ..... (and i'm kind of sorry i even know about this)

turn the kiddies on to a real boy band - the dirty loops. see vid for 'baby'cover. highly recomended to show the

kiddies what a talentless fuck they are being sold. and no, they are not lip sinking, or bass,or ,drum or

key-sinking.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjVGJ3YFDc8

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:03 | Link to Comment Blano
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Another sign of the Apocalypse.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:37 | Link to Comment LMLP
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YES!

Please put him in a cell with the biggest, lonliest dude ever seen!

Pretty smile boy!

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:38 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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The Miley Cyrus take down is coming next.  Young, dumb, rich, arrogant and on drugs.  It is as bad as Jamie Dimon telling people "that is why I am richer than you" as his stupidity costs untold billions in losses and fines.

Sun, 01/26/2014 - 22:15 | Link to Comment PT
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I agree that MC is next but really it is just the natural progression of the career path of the famous entertainer:  Start sweet and innocent, go trashy, free publicity from petty crime, rehab, endless cycles of drugs and then more rehab, endless free publicity from endless cycles of drugs and rehab ... it really shits me.  What a fucking waste of money.  Why do singers need so much money anyway?  So they can buy a fancier microphone????  Doesn't any of them ever feel the urge to put down the crack pipe for a few years and become a nuclear physicist or something?  Do something fun and exciting?  Use their wealth to create a solar-powered flying monster truck or something???  Nah, nah, just give all their money to the local druglords.  Write a diet book.  Write a book about surviving drugs and rehab.  What a pathetic waste ...

Having said that, Madonna seemed to stay out of the endless drug / rehab cycle.  Maybe she knows a thing or two.  I'm not a fan but I'll let her spend all her extra loot on extra-fancy stage shows ... 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:38 | Link to Comment Charles Nelson ...
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"A rented Lamborghini".... Sounds about right. What do those things go for? $3k an hour?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:42 | Link to Comment PT
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A rented Lambo?  Our most famous teeny-bopper hero can only afford to rent a Lambo???  No wonder he went off the rails!  He seriously needs a new manager.  Or maybe all that MP3 piracy really is making a dent in the music industry.  You know the economy is truly in the shitter when your most famous, young, off-the-rails entertainer has to get free bad-boy publicity by throwing eggs and doing burn-outs in a rented Lamborghini.  Hendrix, Morrison, Dean et al will all be laughing in their graves.

I guess none of us were surprised when Biebs went off the rails.  In order to become successful, he had to be a girly-boy and sing all those girly songs.  Of course now he has to try and reclaim his manhood and who is guiding him?  I hate his music but at this stage I think it is okay for me to feel sorry for him.   Biebs, if you can hear me, this is what you need:  Slayer, Bolt Thrower, Damaged, Motorhead, and when you're feeling mellow, unwind with AC/DC, old Metallica and Megadeth.  If you can stay straight and sober long enough then you also need something like an R6 and a Hayabusa - they'll restore your sense of purpose in life but be careful 'cos they can kill you.

You're welcome. 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:55 | Link to Comment PT
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Perhaps I got that all backwards.  Who's his target market again?  9 year old girls?  That explains why he can't afford to be "too" naughty.  That explains the egg-throwing.  For a long time I have suspected that some of the rich and famous aren't quite as rich as they pretend to be, but I'm still confused about the "rented" Lambo thing.  Maybe he was only in town for a couple of days, I don't know ...

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:56 | Link to Comment Borrow Owl
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Rammstein: Buck Dich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJeMZ5UcRec

 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 10:54 | Link to Comment FrankDrakman
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I agreed with your first paragraph, but downvoted you for your second. What a bunch of musical trash you recommend! Far better for the Biebs to listen to Britain's "angry young men" of the late 70's/early 80's - Costello, Parker, Jackson, the Clash, les Pistoles de Sexe, and etc. Then he might get a sense of what music could be - didactic but danceable, rhythmic but reality, and profound yet popular. For example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1F9MV4I1mg 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 12:22 | Link to Comment PT
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Nup.  I'll let you keep that.  Clash did have one or two good songs though.

"Nails" by Damaged.  Man that was hard to find.  Looks like I got no hope of showing you "Dust" or "Dregs".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkPQJEC5gNc&list=PLXCIpEK6Y6ijoKg67QjSELz...

Sure you won't have a hope in hell of understanding what they're saying, even if you have the lyrics right in front of you, but an awesome sonic assault.  The aural equivalent of riding a Hayabusa naked at 300km/h.
Something about "Nails in the cake of lies".  "Dregs" had something about "Evolution's Dregs", but I like the words to be a bit cryptic.  Sometimes it's actually a disappointment to figure out the meaning.

Bolt Thrower:  Pure Awesomeness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbmm2jqlkl0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xqOf-KjdVY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3lZXD5a9QU

and Lest We Forget:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iPz6joaNCA
 

Slayer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wryZf3VyrnU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59s68rFmJoQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-5qMHaA5_0

and every time I call Biebs a "girl", I have to apologise to these real girls:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54XBXfiliME 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeoM5UTKBbQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWZ9ihZ_TUw 

Man it was hard to whittle down the selection.  There is just too much awesomeness out there.  No way will I find a decent array of adjectives to add to "awesomeness" to keep up with that lot.

 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 14:24 | Link to Comment putaipan
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posting this again so someone will check it out...

what he really needs is to see someone with talent play his own drivel back at him...

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjVGJ3YFDc8

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 14:38 | Link to Comment shiftless
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-- A rented Lambo? Our most famous teeny-bopper hero can only afford to rent a Lambo???

Hey jackass, you know in Florida if you get caught racing they take (as in, steal) your car, right? If I were him I'd be driving a rental too! Let the assholes impound it. Then the car rental place can get a taste of what fascism is really like.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 11:27 | Link to Comment PT
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Aaaaaaaahhhhhh, yes, of course!  How silly of me!  I forgot about that teensy little detail!  But I'm still sure that the "heroes" of old would have used their own vehicle, be it through arrogance in thinking that they couldn't get caught or just being so "out of it" that they didn't care.

I live in Australia but we have the same laws here so I guess I shoulda known. 

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 11:43 | Link to Comment PT
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Coming to think of it, if it had've been his own car then they probably would have confiscated it even if he just left it in first gear too long - "Eeeek!  His car made a noise!  He must be a dangerous hoon!"

Idiocracy was a documentary.  Demolition Man was also a documentary. 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:38 | Link to Comment beavertails
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Beib, call Genie Bouchard to bail you out and a date.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:39 | Link to Comment MilwaukeeMark
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The Romans continued the practice of holding games roughly 10 to 12 times in an average year. Paid for by the emperor, the games were used to keep the poor and unemployed entertained and occupied. The emperor hoped to distract the poor from their poverty in the hopes that they would not revolt. Over time, the games became more spectacular and elaborate as emperors felt compelled to outdo the previous year's competitons. The games involved more participants, occurred more frequently, and became more expensive and more outlandish.

 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:40 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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I don't think we need to feed Bieber to the lions.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:48 | Link to Comment ghengis86
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Agreed; why are we punishing the lions?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:15 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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I'm sure they enjoy junk food as much as the rest of teh 'Murikans.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:50 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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These games held by the Romans were so over the top with the importation of wild animals from North Africa reaching such a level that they nearly wiped out the wildlife. And it wasn't just the emperor who held these games. Ir was also aspiring politicians etc. And let is not forget the cheap bread that was also supplied.

Fast forward a couple of thousand years and it seems that nothing has changed. The only difference is that back then these tactics were new and perhaps people had an excuse for not realising what the poliiticians were up to. But today there is no excuse. We are definitely dumber than ever before. The advent of the welfare state has put an end to potential increases in the collective IQ of humanity. Dumb, dumber, dead.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:31 | Link to Comment pazmaker
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NFL?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 17:37 | Link to Comment Matt
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It seems that most of the people at the time would rather be poor in Rome than go farm in Gaul, Germania or Britain. They chose to be poor, but were angry about it, rather than suffer the hardship of owning land and working it in a less hospitable climate.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:52 | Link to Comment BigJim
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 Paid for by the emperor, the games were used to keep the poor and unemployed entertained and occupied. The emperor hoped to distract the poor from their poverty in the hopes that they would not revolt.

I imagine watching people being stabbed/dismembered/eviscerated was a nice reminder of the probable consequences of sedition, too. Win/win for the omnibenevolent Emperor and his cronies.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:40 | Link to Comment GrinandBearit
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The MSM makes you... the MSM breaks you.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:49 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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ZH going Bieber/TMZ on us may be some sort of black swan. Either it's time to load the boat and learn to love the fact that we have gone full retard, or maybe it's time to tip toe over to the bunker without drawing any attention.

Either way I am blown away that I am reading a faggot Bieber update on here. 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:56 | Link to Comment Tyler Durden
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In that case perhaps reread the first line again

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:09 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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This one?

When even Bloomberg considers this to be breaking news, the end may indeed be nigh:

 

It's OK......I think Vanilla Ice is still doing fine. At least I hope so.....maybe someone should check on him. Maybe we could get an update from CNBC....if Bloomberg is busy.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:36 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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deleted...whatever...we are fucked (not sure my post ever really disagreed with the first line)

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:38 | Link to Comment Bearwagon
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Well, news make the market, don't they? Tyler is right: If enough people regard this as important news, it is a self fulfilling prophecy. You know that enough repititions will make it a truth. You of all people shirley know this ...   ;-)

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:43 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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I have the unfortunate displeasure of having CNBC/Bloomberg on behind me most of the day. For anyone who does, they know that if we are going to start putting the complete garbage that they consider "newsworthy" on here...well then I am going to start drinking Brawndo instead of coffee in the morning.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:46 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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You're probably not going to tell me.....but I gotta ask.....what did you delete?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:56 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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I would tell you anything. The more I went on to make the case about how ridiculous it was that I was reading a Bieber post on here the more I realized it was pointless. As my post never really disagreed with the first line that Tyler wanted me to read again. So I guess I was surprised Tyler popped in. If anything I was just being repetitive.

With that said, the stuff Bloomberg etc considers news is mindnumbing. So I sure hope we don't piggy back it here, even in jest, or click bait. Otherwise we all may as well just read bloomberg. (that's not my junk)

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 15:05 | Link to Comment ceilidh_trail
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+(dow) 30,000

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:46 | Link to Comment Bearwagon
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Mmmmh ... electrolytes!

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:59 | Link to Comment eclectic syncretist
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Yeah! the kid does good, goes out and has some fun, and then gets arrested, while Corzine steals big-time and walks.  WTF?!!!

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:43 | Link to Comment Rising Sun
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Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Bieber and the thousands of others that didn't make front page news.

 

Eat 'em up and spit 'em out hollywood.

 

Isn't it interesting that the largest porn hub in the world - San Fernando Valley - area code 818 and just down the street from the major Hollywood studios

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 17:40 | Link to Comment Matt
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Everyone wants to be a movie star, but many end up not making it. A lot of Youtubers are now in that area, as well.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:45 | Link to Comment Debt Slave
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That little faggot got his own jet airplane...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:47 | Link to Comment debtor of last ...
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And the ticker BIEB goes down 435%.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 17:48 | Link to Comment Matt
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Naw, now he's got street cred, yo! Makin da trazishun to bein a man, dawg! Many child stars seem to feel the need to make a hard-cut transition from clean-cut children's entertainment.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:49 | Link to Comment PeaBird
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And Bieber will now see the light whilst in custody, and come out of retirement? is that how the script goes? hahaha

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:36 | Link to Comment optimator
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As long as he wears his Yarmulka he'll be pretty safe from going into custody.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:52 | Link to Comment new game
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in the middle east they chop off your dick or something like that?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:49 | Link to Comment youngman
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the 15 minutes is over..way over.....but this is the MUSIC industry now...all made up ..no wonder sales are way down...

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:50 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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''The US military is expanding secretive Special Forces at an ever faster rate. Few know the exact reach of these Special Ops, but there are thought to be 11,000 officers on active missions in 80 countries at any one time.''

http://www.dw.de/us-expands-reach-of-clandestine-special-ops/a-17379164

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:52 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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oops...........sorry, thought this was ZHedge

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:14 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Had you read the article you would have realized it was Bloomberg.

 

You have 5 more minutes to study....then we're gonna give the test.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:17 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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i really dont give a flying fuck what bloomturd has to say so go fuck urself

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:25 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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So......I geuss we'll take that as a no......got it!

 

While we're here.....anything else?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:26 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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I dont follow the jew stream media.........

get it?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:47 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Hold on.....I'm gonna need a lot bigger notepad for this.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 10:04 | Link to Comment PT
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dick cheneys ghost:

"CIA:  Mission To Burundi" by John M Bernier.
http://www.biblio.com/9780532232230

First couple of pages were hard to get into but quite an amusing story after that.  I think it will explain a lot. 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:51 | Link to Comment LoneStarHog
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While we are at it:  Free Beer!...Free Prostitutes!...Free Rick!...Free Money! (Oh, wait! We already have that one...)

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:53 | Link to Comment pods
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I'd settle for free Francis Sawyer.

pods

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:53 | Link to Comment smacker
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Justin Bieber?

Isn't he the little punk who presents himself to fans as the do-good-little-boy-virgin who is every mother's dream kid?

I recall he had a spot of bother in London a while back when he got out of his limo and almost assaulted a journalist.

Sun, 01/26/2014 - 22:21 | Link to Comment PT
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All part of his job description.

Besides, how would you feel if you were his age, sung the crap he sings, and then suddenly realize that your fortune relies on you singing like a girl but you're at the age where you want to be respected as a man?  If he didn't go off the rails then there would probably be something wrong with him. 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:54 | Link to Comment Comte d'herblay
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Next line in script:  Bieber heads to Rehab for egg-throwing addiction and his stool is stolen from his jailhouse toilet, dried, and parceled out into 10 segments, placed in a crystal vial, corked, and auctioned off on E-bay with the highest ever paid for a piece of human excrement. 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:33 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Better story; Bieber himself is "dried, and parceled out into 10 segments, placed in a crystal vial, corked, and auctioned off on E-bay with the highest ever paid for a piece of human excrement."

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:55 | Link to Comment horot
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Jeez Tylers! Y'all covering Hollywood celebrities now?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:06 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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HANG HIM !! ...... It's time to start a war with the Canadiens. 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:13 | Link to Comment negative rates
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Can you charge and make money for that?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 11:20 | Link to Comment Red Herring
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Thu, 01/23/2014 - 11:12 | Link to Comment Red Herring
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i, on the other hand, welcome my young canadian pussy overlords

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:08 | Link to Comment Nom de Guerre
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It was as though millions of Tweens cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

I feel a great disturbance in the farce.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:15 | Link to Comment thorgodofthunder
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One of the world's youngest, biggest & highest grossing pop stars gets arrested for a DUI and faces jail time. Yes, a breaking story on any diversified media outlet.

I don't get the hate here for EVERYTHING. Are you guys that hard done by in your lives that you must disqualify any success of any kind?

Pathetic.

I'm relieved Beiber didn't injure anyone, or himself in this sad incident.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:19 | Link to Comment Bohm Squad
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It's likely "success" is defined differently by ZH readers...I for one don't see this kid as successful.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 11:08 | Link to Comment Red Herring
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dub

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 11:09 | Link to Comment Red Herring
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Dude!

When you were 19 (or, when you get to be 19, i don't know your story), and there are 100,000 , or more, girls, willing to do whatever it takes to just get *close* to you, let alone be with you, and, AND, you have a Lambo....

FUCK!

I get it, maybe Roman Abramovich or Bill Gates or some other multi-millionaire dude has a different measure of success, but I certainly would not complain.

 

Now, when you get into your 70s, and all you got going for you is your imagination, when it's awake, one thing...

 

Don't hate the playa!

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Matt
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Speaking of Roman Abramovich, here's his (white) partner sitting on a black woman (shaped chair)

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/21/racism-row-as-dasha-zhukova-n...

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:27 | Link to Comment Calculus99
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NO! The point is simple, there are many many news outlets for celebrity crap and supposedly news outlets for financial/politcal news, that sort of thing.

If this crap isn't stopped then celebrity news starts to move into financial news. It won't therefore be long before the news is 'stocks up today, rumours abound that P Diddy goes long'. Basically anything and everything has to come with some celeb juice added.

Quite frankly it's pathetic.

 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:29 | Link to Comment brewing
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cnbc.com has a daily porn industry update.  it's all about the clicks...

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:31 | Link to Comment optimator
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Celebrity news is moving to financial news.  Didn't you wake up to see the futures on CNBS and find Goldie Hawn?  Didn't you know Angelina Jolie is on the CFR?  They do have something in common other than money and it is news.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 10:44 | Link to Comment FrankDrakman
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If people want to crap all over Bloomberg for reporting this, that's fine with me. But why are they shitting all over some young kid?

The kid's 19, rich, and has an amazing car. How many of us wouldn't have wanted to get behind the wheel and see what it can do? Throwing eggs at his neighbour's house? If he were a rapper, he'd have probably sprayed it with a Mac-10, and the neighbour wouldn't have said shit for fear of a repeat.

I'm not saying the kid doesn't need (and is certainly going to get) a reality check, but lay off the hate!

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 12:15 | Link to Comment thorgodofthunder
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I'm not a fan of his either, but I get the breakdown that's unraveling and certsinly don't begrudge this incredibly talented kid for his unbelievable success.

Zerohedge is just as complicit in the cult of celeb as Bloomberg. Difference is Bloomberg is less bias.

I long for days when's ZH reverts back to reporting more truth and less judgement. It was a more interesting place than this negative, hate filled den of failure.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 15:11 | Link to Comment ceilidh_trail
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MDB is that you?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:23 | Link to Comment 1stepcloser
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When you personally peak @ 16 YO.  Driving the hotest cars, banging the hottest chicks.  You know,  the rest of your life is gonna suck.. Nice confirmation bevs..

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:37 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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that little punk is going to kill someone

bloomturd jumped the shark years ago.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:37 | Link to Comment Big Corked Boots
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Bullish - for PR.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:32 | Link to Comment satoshi101
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Bieber on AMERICAN WHAT WENT WRONG.

Bieber can tell you that if your in the USA and you feel like a PALESTINIAN, its because the USA got 'occupied' by the NAZIS in 1930's, basically right wing LIKUD Zionist nuts, and they systematically since the 1950's have made the USA into Occupied Palestine.

[ Study Shirers book "rise & fall of 3rd reich", you can see that Zionists helped empower Hitler ]

How?

1.) Make sure the cops are from another state, so they don't live near or empathize with the victim

2.) Make sure the soliders that occupy an area come from far away, so they will shoot to kill on order.

Long ago in the USA nobody would think to let a sheriff or judge, or cop, or MIL be an outsider, but in the last 40 years the frog was boiled, now every american is labeled a terrorist in his own country. A criminal in his own State, and hostage in his own home.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:34 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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     From what I hear John E. Law takes a dim view on DUI's under the age of 21. He's gonna lose his license for a while.

   I'm sure we will see a lot of little "twinkle toes" in the headlines this year. He's in the system so it's on like donkey kong now.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:57 | Link to Comment satoshi101
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Does anyone one here understand that ABC Media has gone full retard in their attempt to get MAX CLICKS.

Biebers arrest is the hottest news in the world right now, and ZH would nothing more like than to have every 12-14 year girl come to this site and click ad's "Schiff's Anal Shaving Wax", and "Bitcoin Training Bra's".

It's all about "click's" and the MORE keywords on BIEBER or Kardashian, then the higher ZH goes in ad ranking, and at the end of the day, its all about AD ranking.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:36 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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"I don't always drive a Lamborghini...

But when I do...

 

I never get caught."

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:44 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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I can honestly say that I've never heard the little bitch sing.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:51 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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THANK YOU!

 

Now I don't feel so alone.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:53 | Link to Comment _SILENCER
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A couple of years ago this asshat was on the Universal lot, so we ran out to eyeball this imp taking delivery of a Murcielago, a car way way way out of a teenager's league, let alone anyone who has never been near a machine like that. He was dumbfounded as how to operate it. A Lambo rep had to come out and show him how to start it.  I'm sure at some point he piled it.

This obsession with media starlet sweethearts is one the greatest ditractions for the TV/Fluoride guzzlers. They live through people like this and their favourite thug NBA/NFL stars, thinking that their money and fame somehow magically translates to them. It's fucking vapid, spooky shit.

 

That said, Jason Statham rolled up the other day in his silver Aventador. Goddamn, that car looks like a carnivorous spaceship. Amazing design work.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 09:55 | Link to Comment satoshi101
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When even Bloomberg considers this to be breaking news, the end may indeed be nigh:

BREAKING: @justinbieber arrested

**

Well TYLER has a point the end is near :(

Or perhaps TPTB want to distract you from some goldman sachs money transfer of USA assets to china to cover a muppet deal gone bad?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 10:09 | Link to Comment Mi Naem
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ZH considers this news, of a sort, as well. Too bad.

zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 10:28 | Link to Comment Smiley
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Give the punk a kilo of coke, super glue a Go-Pro to his forehead, and BAM, instant reality show.  Come on now, cash in on personal destruction, this is Murica people!

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 10:58 | Link to Comment wcvarones
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Rented Lamborghini?

Piker.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 17:56 | Link to Comment Matt
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Oh, do you buy a new lambourghini in every city you travel to for the weekend?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 12:05 | Link to Comment Meatballs
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whatthefuckisabieber?

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 13:24 | Link to Comment Duude
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Imagine if you had $100 million in the bank at 19 years of age.

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Bioscale
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http://i.imgur.com/l7v2u.jpg

I am Justin Bieber, 50 years old carpenter from Ohio. I currently live in Maine. I like prostitutes, booze and cigarettes. FUCK KIDS.

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