Francois Hollande, First Girlfriend Trierweiler Have Splt

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In keeping up with "breaking" and otherwise engaging news on par with this, to keep the broader population distract from more critical developments, here is the latest installment of what 99% of the French population will be talking about in the next several days and weeks (instead of the nation's impending triple-dip recession).

In other words, just as expected. For the background on this story, read here

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Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:03 | 4366874 TeamDepends
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She found him overly taxing.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:12 | 4366898 remain calm
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She found out she was not the only one getting screwed.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:30 | 4366935 Skateboarder
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Does that mean he'll be throwing away his crash helmet and nose-glasses-mustache set?

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:44 | 4366963 knukles
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No question now the proper names on the White House Invitation:

Francoise Hollande and his right hand

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 16:11 | 4367110 CPL
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Palm sisters.  Palmela Handerston.  Digit Mcknuckles.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 16:39 | 4367144 Fuh Querada
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Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters!

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 17:32 | 4367257 Fish Gone Bad
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He probably got tired of her not wanting to swallow his load of policies.  Either that or she looked better in women's underwear than he did.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 19:33 | 4367454 jimmytorpedo
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So sad, I was really rooting for them as a couple.

I wonder what's up with Justin Bieber,...

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 22:56 | 4367723 DeadFred
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Something must have gone awry at Davos.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 16:42 | 4367147 Skateboarder
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Don't forget Handrea.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 16:43 | 4367153 Theosebes Goodfellow
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I'd hit that.


Sat, 01/25/2014 - 18:02 | 4367318 CPL
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Would plough like a field.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 16:48 | 4367154 Theosebes Goodfellow
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And that.


Sat, 01/25/2014 - 19:35 | 4367456 jimmytorpedo
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What,..are you like 70?

Near sighted?

Sexually fruatrated?

C'mon man! Go to the Philipines if you're that hard up.


Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:49 | 4366969 jbvtme
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i'd trier awhile...

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 15:13 | 4367006 Motorhead
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In Trier?

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 16:42 | 4367157 Fuh Querada
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tri -weekly, then try weakly

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 15:19 | 4367018 Millivanilli
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Sun, 01/26/2014 - 06:56 | 4368048 matrix2012
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She simply lost her competitiveness at this point of time.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:04 | 4366878 Central Wanker
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Mr Hollande did to his country what he should have done to his girlfriend.


Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:16 | 4366905 booboo
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No, a mystery dotted line around her neck started to form and she had enough when "cut here" appeared. His current wife has one of those too but she is cool with it as long as she keeps the perks.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 17:52 | 4367303 Fuh Querada
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is that a bra hanging to the right of tne lady?

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:04 | 4366880 williambanzai7
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Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:11 | 4366890 falak pema
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Hollande has a long way to go to catch up with Hugh Hefner and the bunny. 

For the time being he sings : 

Julie in a sky with diamonds...

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:14 | 4366900 Fuh Querada
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fp, where is Smearkozy these days? No indictments?

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 16:38 | 4367139 falak pema
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he's waiting to be king in 2017 !

With competition like Hollande...

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 16:44 | 4367159 Fuh Querada
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there'll be no economy left by then....

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 17:17 | 4367218 falak pema
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whaat? Lol, its only PAPer destruction.

Once this shit paper pile disappears the real economy reappears. 

This is JUST SMOKE and mirrors to scare the people into becoming sheeple.

If the Politicians were not cronies, had balls and a conviction of general good, they would nationalise the banks and shit down on the casino. Clean it out.

Then print new money and reinstate the real economy by effacing all debt. 

We all know the debt is a hoax as its ALL private banksta initiated. if they nationalise the banks and only sustain deposits and pensions NOT the private uber wealth we start again from scratch and that "wealth" along with the public debt just gets washed out like rot. 

Simple, provided we have HONEST government and an old population prepared to write off ill gotten gains generated by fiat scams; allowing the young to have a future once again. 

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:10 | 4366891 Fuh Querada
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Love her and leave her.....

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:12 | 4366894 gwar5
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Not sure I understand the French system.....


If Hollande trades up for better pussy is it a taxable event? 

Isn't it llegal to lay off a mistresses in France, anyway?



Sat, 01/25/2014 - 19:47 | 4367471 nmewn
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Yes and yes...but only for the proles.

Much like here, buried in thousand page "laws" and tens of thousands of pages of tax regulation guidance, the governing elite class (that is, the creme de la always exempt themselves from compliance. 

In other words, he could have ordered her shot as a traitor to the state (of his happiness) and had her family pay for the bullet like a good communist...but being a socialist, the French treasury (the proles) will be forced to buy her eternal silence ;-)

Sun, 01/26/2014 - 10:48 | 4368231 Papasmurf
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If Hollande trades up for better pussy is it a taxable event?

It's a tax-free exchange with the additional costs adding to the basis. However, you can't trade more often than 30 days or it's a wash sale.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:12 | 4366899 Iam Yue2
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Psychologically weak buffoon.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:15 | 4366901 Rukeysers Ghost
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Looks like Hollande is as good with women as he is running an economy.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 15:19 | 4367017 Motorhead
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Better with the femmes, for sure...he's had some lookers.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:16 | 4366903 linrom
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Is Beiber still going out with Selma Gomez? Hey, what's Paris doing?

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 15:27 | 4367037 Race Car Driver
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Seriously - WTF? Like there isn't a pile of other things ready to fall apart?

ZH goes Drudge. Must work for the same outfit.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 16:21 | 4367121 Harry Dong
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Please respect the new owners....

Copyright ©2009-2013 Media, LTD

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 23:17 | 4367751 TruthPolice1984
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Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:20 | 4366914 Haus-Targaryen
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If only he would resign.  

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:19 | 4366916 IridiumRebel
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I will file this under "who gives a shit".

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:32 | 4366938 Skateboarder
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ZH tabloid submodule.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 19:09 | 4367410 Deo vindice
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There was a time when such a life would be a disgrace and a shame.

Moral bankruptcy is not limited to just the leaders' relationship to money, but extends in every direction.

They are just treating their women like they do their fiat currency - objects of no real value to be used and discarded on whim.

And, let's not forget the dumped girlfriend. She is just reaping what she sowed.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 15:14 | 4367005 Motorhead
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Yeah, I mean, who'd want to read about gold manipulation or Goldman Sachs.  Not sure which one is more lurid.

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 16:07 | 4367106 IridiumRebel
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I want to read about gold manipulation and Goldman Sachs. This is more apropos to HuffPo. What evs...I guess it is geo-politics.

Sun, 01/26/2014 - 07:23 | 4368062 matrix2012
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As an intermezzo, it's fine. Not great but okay. Again, as some intermezzo!

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:20 | 4366918 tunnelvizn
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Split or Lickety-split ?  Sometimes things do get lost in translation . 

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:29 | 4366932 Bo Peep
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Maybe he'll get stuck into Angela Merkel.......for king and country and all that shit

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:34 | 4366944 Fuh Querada
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what a disgusting prospect......

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 14:33 | 4366939 rtalcott
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Well, I woke up this morning, I got myself a beer 
Well, I woke up this morning, and I got myself a beer 
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