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Francois Hollande, First Girlfriend Trierweiler Have Splt
In keeping up with "breaking" and otherwise engaging news on par with this, to keep the broader population distract from more critical developments, here is the latest installment of what 99% of the French population will be talking about in the next several days and weeks (instead of the nation's impending triple-dip recession).
#BREAKING: France's Francois Hollande announces split with partner Valerie Trierweiler to @AFP
— Agence France-Presse (@AFP) January 25, 2014
#ALERTE François Hollande annonce "la fin de sa vie commune" avec Valérie Trierweiler. http://t.co/Y3XgyxMeFU pic.twitter.com/T7xiZYml7F
— Le Figaro (@Le_Figaro) January 25, 2014
In other words, just as expected. For the background on this story, read here
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She found him overly taxing.
She found out she was not the only one getting screwed.
Does that mean he'll be throwing away his crash helmet and nose-glasses-mustache set?
No question now the proper names on the White House Invitation:
Francoise Hollande and his right hand
Palm sisters. Palmela Handerston. Digit Mcknuckles.
Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters!
He probably got tired of her not wanting to swallow his load of policies. Either that or she looked better in women's underwear than he did.
So sad, I was really rooting for them as a couple.
I wonder what's up with Justin Bieber,...
Something must have gone awry at Davos.
Don't forget Handrea.
I'd hit that.
Would plough like a field.
And that.
What,..are you like 70?
Near sighted?
Sexually fruatrated?
C'mon man! Go to the Philipines if you're that hard up.
Sheesh!
i'd trier awhile...
In Trier?
tri -weekly, then try weakly
JERRY JERRY JERRY
She simply lost her competitiveness at this point of time.
Mr Hollande did to his country what he should have done to his girlfriend.
No, a mystery dotted line around her neck started to form and she had enough when "cut here" appeared. His current wife has one of those too but she is cool with it as long as she keeps the perks.
is that a bra hanging to the right of tne lady?
Hollande has a long way to go to catch up with Hugh Hefner and the bunny.
For the time being he sings :
Julie in a sky with diamonds...
fp, where is Smearkozy these days? No indictments?
he's waiting to be king in 2017 !
With competition like Hollande...
there'll be no economy left by then....
whaat? Lol, its only PAPer destruction.
Once this shit paper pile disappears the real economy reappears.
This is JUST SMOKE and mirrors to scare the people into becoming sheeple.
If the Politicians were not cronies, had balls and a conviction of general good, they would nationalise the banks and shit down on the casino. Clean it out.
Then print new money and reinstate the real economy by effacing all debt.
We all know the debt is a hoax as its ALL private banksta initiated. if they nationalise the banks and only sustain deposits and pensions NOT the private uber wealth we start again from scratch and that "wealth" along with the public debt just gets washed out like rot.
Simple, provided we have HONEST government and an old population prepared to write off ill gotten gains generated by fiat scams; allowing the young to have a future once again.
Love her and leave her.....
Not sure I understand the French system.....
If Hollande trades up for better pussy is it a taxable event?
Isn't it llegal to lay off a mistresses in France, anyway?
Yes and yes...but only for the proles.
Much like here, buried in thousand page "laws" and tens of thousands of pages of tax regulation guidance, the governing elite class (that is, the creme de la creme...lol) always exempt themselves from compliance.
In other words, he could have ordered her shot as a traitor to the state (of his happiness) and had her family pay for the bullet like a good communist...but being a socialist, the French treasury (the proles) will be forced to buy her eternal silence ;-)
It's a tax-free exchange with the additional costs adding to the basis. However, you can't trade more often than 30 days or it's a wash sale.
Psychologically weak buffoon.
Looks like Hollande is as good with women as he is running an economy.
Better with the femmes, for sure...he's had some lookers.
Is Beiber still going out with Selma Gomez? Hey, what's Paris doing?
Seriously - WTF? Like there isn't a pile of other things ready to fall apart?
ZH goes Drudge. Must work for the same outfit.
Please respect the new owners....
Copyright ©2009-2013 ZeroHedge.com/ABC Media, LTD
ZeroDrudge...
If only he would resign.
I will file this under "who gives a shit".
ZH tabloid submodule.
There was a time when such a life would be a disgrace and a shame.
Moral bankruptcy is not limited to just the leaders' relationship to money, but extends in every direction.
They are just treating their women like they do their fiat currency - objects of no real value to be used and discarded on whim.
And, let's not forget the dumped girlfriend. She is just reaping what she sowed.
Yeah, I mean, who'd want to read about gold manipulation or Goldman Sachs. Not sure which one is more lurid.
I want to read about gold manipulation and Goldman Sachs. This is more apropos to HuffPo. What evs...I guess it is geo-politics.
As an intermezzo, it's fine. Not great but okay. Again, as some intermezzo!
Split or Lickety-split ? Sometimes things do get lost in translation .
Maybe he'll get stuck into Angela Merkel.......for king and country and all that shit
what a disgusting prospect......
Well, I woke up this morning, and I got myself a beer
The future's uncertain, and the end is always near
Remind me why I should give a shit about a frog and his current girlfriend.
Viva La France!
a sad day indeed for viva le france,sudan and mali.
we must now come together as a france nation and forget lovers of the past we must redirect.
redirect away from whores that cannot be trusted we french men must unite.
instead of love of the femine we need redirection to muslim hate.
with the help of are friends in the mossad,cia and mi6 and the technique of pseudo gang developed by tavistock and frank kitson.
we can prevail.
false flags will be are weapon of hate.
we are all french haters now
viva la satan
I wonder if she'd date me....
Bonne chance, Julie Gayet! Enjoy it while you can.
it's probably platonic.
I think Hollande is doing a great job running France ( admittedly into the ground ).
I hope he keeps on with his present policies because he'll make a brilliant job of completely fucking up the Euro dream, er nightmare.
The rottweiler had to leave the house
The French get to pay for her tantrum also.
A few million Euros in damage.
Fresh meat, bitchez!
Hollande fired his girlfried like Gordon Gekko would fire an employee he could suffer no more.
François you should expect some serious BACKLASH!!! A tell-all book is in order.
I hope they levy a Mistress Tax on that piece of shit.
I think she's hot!!!
P.S. I fucking love Zero Hedge, you guys make me laugh
*Yawn*
Hollande's favorite recipe.....for two of course
Coq au vin recipe: cock cooked in red wine, traditionally a cock from Bresse and a wine from Burgundy in France.
Saw this cock in France last week on offer, small bird 60 fucking euros!! Must be the tax.
I bought a pack of snickers instead.
My eyes are misty. The sugar daddy jig is up. Better shore up your complaint with the UN council on human rights to reach a proper settlement in continuing your exact living life style. Another black widow will end in a unforeseen accident.
Modern France, a socialist dystopia. Dump it. Same goes for the Quebequois who gifted the UK another GS bankster Mark Carney - with the BoE grateful. Thieves, one and all of them.
Relative to our first Wookie, the former Ms Hollande was table grade
And any one except his wife gives a shit, why? Oh right slow news day. How about more Ukrainian Molotov cocktails?
Why? Because two-faced France dominates the EUSSR, blackmails Germany with war guilt, and wages endless war within the continent and outside of it. See Africa for the lastest example.
French foreign policy says that it puts France first, yet games the Internationale. That is why modern France is a curse upon all foreign relations, everywhere.
Hollaindaise sauce and the former great French leader in waiting DSK are both untrustworthy sluts, self-evidently. They are known to the gendarme for their sneaky ways. No one should trust them. Only French vanity tolerates them.
C'mon ZHers, pls be sensible and do not be overly jealous to Mr. Hollande's current fortune...he's a man of envy for being able to upgrade his mistress to someone younger and much more attractive, a woman of desire of every normal man.
Just imagine... in contrast to what Obozo may feel every night about his Wookie, how happy Mr Hollande will be when the night is coming; the poor Obozo has only his golf course for fun, and perhaps watching some droning adventures. No comparison at all.
That's right, stick with the hotties Frankie!
There's a new actress / model born every minute.
Vive la France, eh?
Who cares?
I thought for a minute I had stumbled on to Yahoo by mistake. How is this considered news on the Hedge? Breaking Bieber news next?