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Icahn Stock Tweetpump Halflife Down To Just Five Minutes

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Following yesterday's ugly AAPL results (broken down here) we had only one question this morning:

 

Moments ago we got the answer: just after 11:04 am Eastern.

 

No mention of AAPL being a "no-brainer" buy here, the way it was at $560. What's worse for the billionaire twitter is that the half life impact of his tweets is now just under 5 minutes.

 

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Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:16 | 4375375 tallen
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Pump and Dump Master Icahn.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:18 | 4375387 Ignatius
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He's just tryin' to help, you know, the little guy.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:21 | 4375405 Herd Redirectio...
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He asked his 'sell team', "You guys ready over there?"

*sends tweet*

*stock goes marginally higher*

"SELL SELLL SELLL SELLLLL!!!!"

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:26 | 4375425 MarkD
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And it will considered legal. WTF?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:35 | 4375454 TruthInSunshine
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Carl iCon tweets his pump & dump trash on his Samsung tablet while laughing @ the peeps believing in the Herbalife business model -that depends on guilt-tripping relatives and friends to buy snake oil from you.

Herbalife is similar to Girl Scout Cookies, except its products aren't for a charity, taste like shit, don't do shit, and are unfit for their intended purpose.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:38 | 4375466 john39
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>>Herbalife

these kinds of scams are the cornerstone of the modern eCONomy afterall.   who really needs most of the shit produced these days?   This world needs to fundamentally rethink some basic concepts about what matters in life and how humans should get along. 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 14:30 | 4376002 Rick Blaine
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I'm a registered libertarian for god's sake, and even I think this shit Icahn pulls, pretty much daily now, should be illegal.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:40 | 4375467 Divided States ...
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Senile Motherfuckin spotted hyena's name should now  be Carl I-canT!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:58 | 4375562 Cacete de Ouro
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I hope icahn's Viagra lasts longer than his stock pumps

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:15 | 4375612 TruthInSunshine
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One thing is for sure - Carl iConBecauseTheyLetMe Icahn has, at best, a few years left on earth.

And there's nothing pump & dump about that.

p.s. News Breaks
January 28, 2014
12:03 EDT HLF Herbalife drops 5% after NY Post says inquiry launched in Canada

http://www.theflyonthewall.com/permalinks/entry.php/HLFid1952937/HLF-Her...

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:48 | 4375810 The Limerick King
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Icahn is now in distress

His plan to pump Apple's a mess

Talking his book

Should make him a crook

Should this be illegal?...why yes!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 14:43 | 4376102 mliu_01
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Save buffett for later.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 16:29 | 4376652 WillyGroper
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Why YES, dreams can come true.

Some guy on CNBS that writes the "Wellington" letter, just said his PT is in the $300's for AAPL.

I hope he's right. Just once while I'm on this earth, I'd like to see ICon take it from the rear.

With salt, sand & lemon juice. 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:55 | 4375538 Stoploss
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That's because AAPL broke the trendline by 30$ an next stop is 480 @ the 200.

 

Carl, you're going to need another 500 after the close..

 

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:20 | 4375399 Occident Mortal
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Where the hell are the SEC?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:20 | 4375402 tallen
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Watching midget porn?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:23 | 4375406 Smegley Wanxalot
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Hey ... what of it? My midget dick needs love too.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:27 | 4375432 Millivanilli
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Apple is dying.  Anyone with a brain can see it.  Android and Kindle are eating their base away at a time the consumer is dying. 

 

The whole Icrap line needs to be shelved.  The question is, do they have a visionary that will come up with shit  that morons will camp out to have?   

 

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:30 | 4375444 Herd Redirectio...
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The problem is... Wait for it....

Steve Jobs is dead.

Tim Cook is a logistics guy.  Back in 1998, when Apple was not making money, he was the kind of guy they needed, in tandem w/ Jobs.

On his own, at this stage of the company's 'lifecycle', he is quite worthless.

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:22 | 4375698 Freddie
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Jobs died on Oct. 2011.  I am amazed it has held up this long.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:08 | 4375630 syntaxterror
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But, but, but their next generation of products will be even thinner!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:33 | 4375732 TruthInSunshine
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After Apple TV takes off (any day now), Tim Cook claims Apple will unveil a tablet in the form of a fruit roll up.

On a serious note, Apple is absolutely a seller of nothing more than commodities now, many of which the competition like Samsung, HTC, etc., makes a better product.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:58 | 4375556 fooshorter
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Challenge Accpeted!!

 

This tweet pump is going to be LEGEND -

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:00 | 4375572 VD
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Icahn = true vampire

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 17:13 | 4376825 Bunga Bunga
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Not a master but an amateur.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:16 | 4375382 One And Only
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The problems of a senial billionaire.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:35 | 4375458 Cursive
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@One And Only

True dat.   Maybe he has his mind on his money and his money on his mind.  Hope he has fun hugging his digital billions.  If this whole Fed-induced quandry has made me realize anything, it's that the best things in life really are the simple things.  Happiness and contentedness are a state of mind, not the value of your trading account.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:18 | 4375383 maskone909
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Its down because he is dumping
Edit
Its a no brainer

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:21 | 4375395 SheepDog-One
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LOL, lower now than before tweet....fuck off iCahn.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:20 | 4375397 Hedgetard55
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Icahn the greater fool? If it were only so! Hope he takes a bath on AAPL when it waterfalls later this week.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:21 | 4375398 starman
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he probly tweets hes wife , honey my dick is up get undressed cause it only lasts 5 min!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:21 | 4375401 Smegley Wanxalot
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What kind of serious investor pays attention to the tweets of Icahn, when every serious investor knows the tweets of Cramer are far more substantial.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:49 | 4375514 MarkD
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No serious investors needed...... just brainless sheeple. Read comments on MW and others...... that's who he is sucking in.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:22 | 4375409 Colonel Klink
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iCUNT should be indicted for market manipulation.  Plain and simple.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:23 | 4375411 sudzee
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Iconn's middle name is boilerroom.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 16:20 | 4376598 TruthInSunshine
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It's "Crusty," which refers to downstairs & upstairs.

He also goes by the middle name of Carl "the Big Phlegm" iCon in certain circles.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:28 | 4375434 TrustWho
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This a stupid tweet. Just shows he did not make his money due to his intelligence.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:27 | 4375436 yogibear
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Icahn is the scum of society. This guy is satin's buddy.
Tue, 01/28/2014 - 16:36 | 4376682 WillyGroper
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Ah, but he's the one wearing lace.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:29 | 4375438 youngman
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This is the big new app for 2014....Activist Investors.....hey because when you own some stock...you should be able to tell the company what to do....its the American Way...and you get on CNBC every month

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:41 | 4375472 earnyermoney
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Carl Ichan, sucker for Apple insiders. LOL

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:42 | 4375474 Papasmurf
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Fuck you Icahn.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:45 | 4375501 halfawake
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halflife is HALF the time an element remains active, right? that looks like fulllife. on a long enough timeline..

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:47 | 4375505 John Law Lives
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Maybe Icahnt will Tweet this message one day:

"Help me.  Apple stock has fallen and it won't go up..."

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 12:57 | 4375557 fooshorter
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DARY!!!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:01 | 4375579 johnjkiii
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Was the tweeting twit trying to tout targets to trick? http://www.slideshare.net/slideshow/embed_code/30507317

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:03 | 4375587 johnjkiii
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Here's what we said about this last week: http://t.co/HvvpQZHOsU

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:04 | 4375601 Cornholiovanderbilt
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'Hot Carl' ichan. Asshole and cronyist like the rest

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:27 | 4375713 W74
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And I'm glad he got hosed for it.  How much you wanna bet this was an insider-info play and that Ichan got played hard?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:10 | 4375633 NaiLib
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..predictable. Now he has to buy on every dip. Join him or go against.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:17 | 4375666 Dadburnitpa
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There is an old trader's saying (before HFT and in the days when trading was somewhat real) that only losers average losers.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:20 | 4375685 GrinandBearit
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I-CON should be in jail.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:26 | 4375707 W74
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My guess is that Ichan got hosed.  I'm sure he paid for information and someone delivered him false data, then when he went big-in expecting easy insider-info quick profit....well, we see how that worked out this past week.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 16:39 | 4376690 WillyGroper
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An Ackman volley?

LOL

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:38 | 4375768 therover
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Must be fuckin nice to just whip out 500 mil and dump it on a stock that just tanked.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 13:48 | 4375809 oddjob
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No Balls Carl is selling, not buying.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 14:27 | 4375989 therover
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True...he could have meant he bought 500mil worth of put options.

If he is long, all he is doing is averaging down and will bail at the first whiff of being in the black.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 14:04 | 4375883 lemarche
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POOR BASTARD !!! CHOKE ON YOUR AAPL SHARES !! LOL

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 14:51 | 4376161 Hindenburg...Oh Man
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Gold got kind of bitch slapped at 950-10am

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 19:05 | 4377243 Papasmurf
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Do what the local coins store does when gold gets bitch slapped.  Put inventory in the vault and take the day off.

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