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President Obama Delivers His View On The State Of The Union - Live Feed

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Given the fact that the S&P 500 is up over 18% since the last State of the Union address, we suspect the state of the Union will be "strong." However, a glimpse over the shoulder of Tom Perkins and his pals and one can't help but wonder how "strong" the Union is when there are 2.845 million more people not in the labor force than a year ago. [and for those who like excuses - this is higher than the working-age population growth of 2.4 million people - so we did "lose" jobs]

Last year's 6,990 words were strewn with "hope", "change", "jobs" and "wall street" - we suspect the term "inequality" pops up more than once this time along with the ubiquitous lambasting of the opposition for counterfactually buggering the whole "recovery" plan up. If only there was no 'opposition' - oh wait, we forgot to add "unilateral" and "executive order" as suggested words for tonight's show.

 

A chart to bear in mind when considering the state of the union...

 

A reminder from last year's SOTU...

  • *OBAMA CALLS FOR MINIMUM WAGE TO INCREASE TO $9/HOUR

And this year's

  • *OBAMA USES EXECUTIVE ORDER ON FEDERAL CONTRACT WORKERS' WAGE 
  • *OBAMA RAISES MINIMUM WAGE FOR FEDERAL CONTRACTORS TO $10.10

Adding that:

  • *OBAMA SAYS U.S. SHOULD REVERSE `TIDES' OF ECONOMIC INEQUALITY
  • *OBAMA SAYS HE'S OFFERING `CONCRETE, PRACTICAL PROPOSALS'
  • *OBAMA SAYS HE'LL TAKE EXECUTIVE ACTION WHERE HE CAN

And there waqs much rejoicing in the Democrat lands...

  • *REID SAYS OBAMA NEEDS TO USE HIS EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY


 

The State of the Union tease...

 

The "enhanced" State of the Union - Live Feed

 

And the Republican's "Enhanced" fact-checking service... And Response to the President...

And here is how the market responded to last year's 'socialist' agenda...

 

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Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:57 | 4377888 QE49er
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***Incoming Transmission:

I am interupting this speech from your dictator to give you an important message.  In 1913 your country was overrun by private banking cabal.  Since then you have slid down the road of endless tyranny, all the product of human governing imperfection.  A prophecy was told that a hero would rise from the ashes to avenge your sufferings, a robot warrior, that is I.

Prime Objective:  Eliminate all things that are destroying your country:

  • No more Facebook Narcissism
  • No more FED bankster manipulated markets
  • No more despicable all powerful federal government
  • No more Barf inducing tyrants ruling over you like Yellen, Kagan, Hillary Rotten Clinton, the local county judge, etc.
  • No more media reports of celebrity weight loss, drug use, and mug shots
  • No more toilet paper currency backed by nothing
  • No more Bankster Monkey Hammering of Precious Metals
  • No more raping of the constitution
  • No more Fat Fingers
  • No more can kicking politicians
  • No more 2 party mob rule
  • No more Washington Compost & Los Angeles Slimes spewing failed socialism
  • No more occupations that serve no lasting purpose to society like Marketers, Advertisers, Real Estate Agents, insurance salesman, shakedown lawyers…
  • No more insurance companies spamming the airways
  • No more endless wars
  • No more Police traffic ticket extortion
  • No more public school prison camps
  • No more Ponzi schemes like Social Security
  • No more Government Slobs leeching off the public with their exorbitant salaries & pensions
  • No more Kangaroo Courts, IRS, FEMA, FDA, EPA, CIA, FBI, NSA, TSA, DEA

This objective shall commence the next time I hear Marie Osmond or Dan Marino promoting their diarrhea food, Clowns promoting Obamacare, any Pfizer drug pushing commercial or that obsessively over-lipsticked hog Flo promoting overpriced insurance, whichever comes first. 

***This is the end of the transmission

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:01 | 4377919 Yes_Questions
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PHEW!!

 

No Porn on the list!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:16 | 4377993 Deathrips
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THROW THE SHOE!!!!

Fuck everyone in that room

 

RIPS

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:21 | 4378016 Yes_Questions
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THROW THE SHOE!

 

THROW THE SHOE!

 

THROW THE SHOE!

 

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:26 | 4378046 asteroids
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A room full of evil corrupt and immoral snakes. God help us all.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:28 | 4378064 Yes_Questions
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psst, they're in the same place at one time

 

pass it on

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:37 | 4378118 john39
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these clowns are the puppets.  until the puppet masters get exposed, nothing will change.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:42 | 4378146 SMG
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The congress people should all make that seal noise when they clap.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:47 | 4378171 NoDebt
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Hats off to QE49er for busting his stones to be top-kick-post on this thread.  He obviously did a lot of thinking, planning and hitting of the "refresh" button to get it done.  

I like you, kid.  You've got moxie.  Yes, I just used the word moxie.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:50 | 4378181 TruthInSunshine
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"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."
    
    "Over the past 5 years, our federal debt has increased by $3.5 trillion to $8.6 trillion.That is “trillion” with a “T.” That is money that we have borrowed from the Social Security trust fund, borrowed from China and Japan, borrowed from American taxpayers. And over the next 5 years, between now and 2011, the President’s budget will increase the debt by almost another $3.5 trillion."
    
    "Numbers that large are sometimes hard to understand. Some people may wonder why they matter. Here is why: This year, the Federal Government will spend $220 billion on interest. That is more money to pay interest on our national debt than we’ll spend on Medicaid and the State Children’s Health Insurance Program. That is more money to pay interest on our debt this year than we will spend on education, homeland security, transportation, and veterans benefits combined. It is more money in one year than we are likely to spend to rebuild the devastated gulf coast in a way that honors the best of America."

    "And the cost of our debt is one of the fastest growing expenses in the Federal budget. This rising debt is a hidden domestic enemy, robbing our cities and States of critical investments in infrastructure like bridges, ports, and levees; robbing our families and our children of critical investments in education and health care reform; robbing our seniors of the retirement and health security they have counted on."
    
    "Every dollar we pay in interest is a dollar that is not going to investment in America’s priorities."

Senator Barack Obama (D-IL)

VOTING AGAINST RAISING THE DEBT CEILING

March 16, 2006

Official National Debt at that time: 9 trillion USD

Official National Debt NOW: 18 trillion USD

FORWARD!!!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:53 | 4378455 Herd Redirectio...
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The Obama Theme Song "America, Forward!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBO_ujPHYYM

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:11 | 4378234 QE49er
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Bud Light presents:  Real Men of Genius.  Today we salute you Mr. ZeroHedge Refresh button clicker... 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:24 | 4378282 NoDebt
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You earned it.  Well done.  Now get the fuck back to work.  Millions on government entitlement programs are depending on you.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:42 | 4378148 bunzbunzbunz
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Pffft. Bitcoin can change it. Get some free bitcoins at http://freebitco.in/?r=25727. Then go spend them. You can change things for yourself fatty.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:43 | 4378151 krispkritter
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To paraphrase Robin Williams, this is where I get so hammered I wake up nude on the hood of my car with my keys up my ass going "I swear I'll never drink that much again!"...

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:55 | 4378188 economics9698
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Oh fuck I did that in high school, woke up on a car hood with this fat chick next to me wondering if I had fucked her the night before.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:05 | 4378230 Blano
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If you can't remember, you probably did.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:04 | 4378225 Yes_Questions
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Hey, NSA!

 

see the lean response?

 

Turn your gaze..

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:17 | 4378255 Deathrips
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Theres over 2000 shoes in that room..and they are all clapping for this shit?

 

Just another let down...sigh.

 

All these emotional stories to hide the true agenda.

 

RIPS

 

 

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 02:34 | 4378789 A Nanny Moose
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God's sittin' this one out. Hang on to your ass...ets.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 08:33 | 4379147 kralizec
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Apparently.

Once again, another morning comes and I wake up not finding the District of Crooks a smoldering ruin.

What a bummer.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:26 | 4378062 knukles
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Mrs.K:  Knukie, honey.  What are you doing?
K:        I'm on ZeroHedge
Mrs.K:  What are you reading?
K:        Nothing, just commenting on the SOTU
Mrs.K:  Oh, you're listening to it?
K:        Nah, just commenting.
Mrs.K:  Thank God!  You had me worried there.  Have you taken your meds tonight, honey?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:57 | 4378203 gafgroocK
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That sounds like you and Mrs K are gonna have "Date" night when you quit counting recs??

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:14 | 4378252 sunaJ
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A hard woman is good to find.  Bless you, Mrs. K.

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:35 | 4378117 Wahooo
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Rules please, RULES.  Or is it practice on ZH to just guzzle through the entire speech?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:25 | 4378052 The Heart
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"THROW THE SHOE!!!!"

http://www.sockandawe.com/

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:37 | 4378123 Yes_Questions
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you're the best

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:46 | 4378161 krispkritter
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The breathalyzer device attached to my keyboard won't let my play that, dammit man!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:28 | 4378072 Gringo Viejo
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That is one crazy, unamerican boy.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:17 | 4378257 EmmittFitzhume
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The state of the Onion! What a big JOKE!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:21 | 4378014 booboo
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Senseless drivel for mindless masses.

Hopey Changey, moar burrito coverings, blah, blah, blah, my administration, I, I am, Moochell and I, yeti, hairy beast, moving forward, blah, blah, Reggie Love and me, boner, butt plug, butt sexting, my administration, created a bazillion jobs, hard working resident mexicans, pathway to EBT cards and voting booth, my pen, my pen pal Reggie, my pencil dick, peace, Osama, blah, blah, I killed more brown people then the republicans, Bohner, cry, blah, blah, Red line in sand, Sandy, blah, blah, fat guy in jersey, the end oh and god bless stalin.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:40 | 4378028 Yes_Questions
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But every Lawmaker's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams.
But Lawmaker's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.

 

 

YOU ROCK:  Elle.  Congrats Grammywise and your time has jusssss begun

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:54 | 4378192 SAT 800
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OMFG ! you are cracking me up. that's perfect.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:36 | 4379492 HamRove
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You must have the hardcopy transcript.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:03 | 4377920 Gankfest
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fail

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:02 | 4377922 AlaricBalth
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My fellow Americans

I resign.

Have a good night.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:10 | 4377965 aVileRat
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S&P will go to 2,900

Wish we had an Ike. Or a person of Teddy's character (fuck his policies).

What's Colin Powell upto these days ?

Shocking he showed up on time for once.....

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:42 | 4378132 knukles
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$100 billion for factories?
How about to reimburse the GM bond holders for the theft of thier property?

Hiya, friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors, the world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership, Ralph Spoilsport Motors, here in the City of Emphysema. Let's just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders, two-way sneezethrough windvent, star-studded mudguards, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents, and factory air-conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped factory. It's a beautiful car, friends, with doors to match! Birch's Blacklist says this automobile was stolen, but for you, friends, the complete price, two thousand five hundred dollars, in easy monthly payments of twenty-five dollars a week, twice a week, and never on Sundays ...
         -firesign theater

 

Ah yes, the matter of the little theft of General Motors
We do not negotiate with Marxists
How's that Cloward Piven workin' for us, eh?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 00:41 | 4378588 Old_Dog
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"Shadow Valley Condoms....if you lived here you'd be home by now..."

 

from memory, 40 years of drinking is a terrible thing to waste

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:11 | 4377969 Yes_Questions
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then pulls full-automatic out of his coat and starts shooting at randon targets...

 

I know why I watch.

 

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 02:39 | 4378798 A Nanny Moose
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As if anyone would care about "soviets" taking the capitol. As if they have not already taken it.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:42 | 4378388 338
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Too bad you haven't learned to have a better dream.....

 

A lone gunman was stopped in a pathetic attempt to divert attention from president Obama's heart felt speech to the American people Tuesday evening.....

 

In my dream....

 

In what looked to be a scene from a Spielberg movie, a C-5 Galaxy loaded with an unidentified high order explosive plowed into the capital building this evening, killing......

 

If you're going to be a bear, be a fucking grizzly.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:49 | 4378083 Millivanilli
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Obama's wife chewbacca looks, ravashing, I mean revolting.   My bad.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:21 | 4378191 Crawdaddy
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Don't piss off the wookies. They are known to tear arms off.

<notices wookieflotus in crowd shot, on her right a dude with his right arm in a sling and on her left side, a babe with left arm in a sling>

Edit - just saw the guy in the uniform wave. The absolute gayest wave I have ever seen from anyone, much less from a guy in a uniform.

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:30 | 4378329 TheInfoman
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Um.  But that would leave Joe Biden in charge.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:05 | 4377930 takeaction
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Best Live commentary...AWESOME..
 http://www.infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:40 | 4378139 Wahooo
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State of the Dictator.  That's great, what a good site.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:08 | 4377953 zorba THE GREEK
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Well said QE49er...You can add no more monkey-hammering PMs to that list.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | 4377979 Berspankme
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Seriously there are people who watch President Fuckstick? Fuck You Obama

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:34 | 4378104 The Heart
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Who?

What?

When...

Why?

Where?

Oh!

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:44 | 4378144 Yes_Questions
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he's just there to prep fo us foar President FistFuck.

 

Followed by pres. Camacho

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:27 | 4378042 The Vineyard
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Obama is a horrible liar.  But he does look marvelous in a suit.  Methinks he hits the gym quite often.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:37 | 4378126 Oldballplayer
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Maybe not the gym, but the bath house.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:05 | 4378227 drendebe10
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I vote yes. 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:18 | 4378259 williambanzai7
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Y U NO...

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 02:31 | 4378788 A Nanny Moose
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Attention all planets of the solar Federation....we have assumed control

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:56 | 4377890 The Gooch
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Teleprompter's view.

fify.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:57 | 4377896 stant
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you will be lied to and threatned shortly

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:21 | 4378024 max2205
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Looks like barry made meth legal tonight.....he looks like shit

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:11 | 4378244 chump666
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lol

that was gold!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:56 | 4377897 No Soup For You
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Short term trade: sell stocks, buy gold now. Nothing O says can possibly make gold go down or stocks go up tomorrow.

(that's a long term trade also, btw)

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:56 | 4377899 nmewn
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Thug.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:06 | 4377938 knukles
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razzizst!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:08 | 4377954 Ms. Erable
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Nah - we just hate the mutherfucker's white half.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:12 | 4377974 knukles
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No wonder cockroaches will no longer reproduce.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:18 | 4378007 infinity8
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*pencil-necked wood-chucker

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:35 | 4378353 Dinero D. Profit
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The NSA knows whether you're naughty or nice.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:11 | 4377968 nmewn
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I got an advance copy of this dickheads speech, he issued an Executive Order today to the IRS to go after his enemies.

Its called the 1040 TEA-EZ ;-)

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:23 | 4378035 max2205
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Just look a him...he Is an alien.....

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:38 | 4378131 Oldballplayer
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Niggah paaaleeezzz.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:19 | 4378008 DaveyJones
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do "concrete proposals" include banker footware?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:47 | 4378170 Crawdaddy
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Ha! I chuckled on that one.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:59 | 4377902 Robot Traders Mom
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Mindless entertainment.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:11 | 4377966 SAT 800
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Boy, you got that right.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | 4377978 knukles
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Well, at least the mindless part.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:59 | 4377906 Yes_Questions
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aaaaah, The State of the Union is, ahh, strong.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:17 | 4377995 Lore
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Absence of Energy guy = No Pipeline

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:18 | 4378005 Yes_Questions
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pipeline/no pipeline: we're fucked just the same, somehow

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:00 | 4377908 AllWorkedUp
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Does anyone really give a crap what that piece of shit has to say?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:27 | 4378067 tony wilson
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yes later a howling bitch noise from obarmy sayin.

reggie i issa a cumin reggie eye issa a comin.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:43 | 4378150 European American
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You know one of those moments when you're witnessing something, like, when it's so pathetic, it's embarrassing, and you just can't watch it, it's just too much? That's the way I feel and have felt about this grimy sleazeball since before he ever got into the white house. I don't think I've EVER heard him talk longer than a minute, at most. Usually after just a few seconds I have to stop the "broadcast". he just gives me the creeps. In fact, even to this day, I can't believe he's the PRESIDENT and I keep wondering when the nightmare's gonna' end.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:04 | 4378173 knukles
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I beleive it was Freud who once described the "true nightmare" Die Nachtamare as the one that which when you wake is standing there staring at you and begins chasing you around the bed.

Uh huh....
Seriously....

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:59 | 4377910 OC Sure
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"***Incoming Transmission"

A broadcast interruption preceded with, " This is [Tyler Durden] speaking, " would be pleasant.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | 4377983 Yes_Questions
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I'd love to see the mask

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:25 | 4378045 OC Sure
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Hmmm...DK what you mean.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:31 | 4378089 seek
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Which one? Anonymous or Max Headroom?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:49 | 4378175 Yes_Questions
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Tyler Durden mask.

 

with a lit cigarette.  That would be a nice touch.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:10 | 4378238 OC Sure
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No masks. Open. Honest. Free. With 3.5 billion lights behind him.

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:02 | 4377915 jim249
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Just can't watch it.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:03 | 4377926 Millivanilli
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Oh goodness, it's BULLSHIT TIME!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:15 | 4377991 Yes_Questions
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get out the waders

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:20 | 4378021 Millivanilli
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If he says he is going to be firm but flexible.  I'm going to puke.  

 

Azzhole just said America is the place to  invest.   We now have slave labor.  Regardless expect a 2000 pt drop tomorrow. Obozo blessed it- the kiss of death.   

 

Full fait and credit of the US. LOL  Does he know the fed- daddy warbucks to the bankers, has monetized 3 trillion.  

 

Expect more of the same.  We are fucked.   Fuck you OBAMA.  

 

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:05 | 4377931 erg
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He should try helium...couldn't hurt.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:06 | 4377933 Mac Avelli
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I am going to spend some quality time with my son, and hope that this bum doesn't do too much more damage to his future.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | 4377976 SAT 800
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Hope is always good. Don't really know what to suggest, tho. Learn to speak Spanish and become a certified welder? Maybe.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:05 | 4377935 NitneLiun
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I haven't watched a presidential speech since the yellow cake debacle. I'm sure as shit not going to start again now.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:05 | 4377937 Shrapnel
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More treason in 3..2..1..

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:27 | 4378061 max2205
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FUCK THIS SHIT

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:09 | 4377945 takeaction
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Can anybody tell me how this name "Boehner" is pronounced Bainer??  It contradicts all grammar rules...right?  

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:09 | 4377955 knukles
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If you grab hold of his name softly and tug a few times, you'll get it.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:09 | 4377960 Pheonyte
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It's German. It should really be pronounced "Ber-ner."

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:31 | 4378080 woerm
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That is correct

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:52 | 4378438 Tall Tom
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But since IT (the Carrot) is in Congress it is correctly pronouned BONE-ER as he is the Dick that is shoved deep into America's asshole.

 

He had his REPUKES VOTE TO FUND OBAMACARE LAST OCTOBER.

 

Cash Talks and Bullshit walks. And the REPUKES can say they were against the ACA but their actions spoke louder than words.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:15 | 4377989 erg
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Remember, if the camera cuts to him, that's a drink. If he's crying that's another drink. Preferably something orange.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:07 | 4377948 OC Sure
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...there go bonds. oopsies!

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:09 | 4377956 tongue.stan
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Let the Orgy Begin!!!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:09 | 4377958 Hughing
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Iowa and Michigan st are in OT

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | 4377986 DeFeralCat
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Thanks. Flipped to it. I am drinking on made baskets to fill the gap. 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:20 | 4378009 takeaction
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The comments here on ZH have so much more content than this jibberish I have opened in another window (O).  LOL

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:00 | 4378216 Crawdaddy
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I caught the first period at the pizza joint but now I'm back in cable free zone. Iowa was kicking ass on D

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:10 | 4377959 CunnyFunt
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So much bullshit in such a small chamber.

Schmoozing fucks.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:10 | 4377961 mvsjcl
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There was a time, it seems so far away now, that I actually thought important, indeed noble, words would be heard when listening to this event. Christ, I was so stupid!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:10 | 4377962 PoorMan429
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Duck Dynasty in the HOUSE!  

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:11 | 4378245 Blano
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Should've invited Phil instead of Willie.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:11 | 4377967 FieldingMellish
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Sorry, working on my daughter's English assignment with her... followed by pulling my fingernails out with pliers... no time for SOTU by POTUS.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:12 | 4377970 tongue.stan
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Gonna take a longs time fo him to blow all dem peoples.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:28 | 4378075 max2205
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Congratulations construction workers....you are the new niggg....I mean slaves

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:13 | 4377973 yepyep
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this is hilarious, its like superbowl of the union up in here.

 

mindless fucking crap. fall of the republic.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:12 | 4377975 Goldilocks
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Alice in Chains - Man in the Box live - Better Quality !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHZS8S6O4-Y (4:42)

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:15 | 4377981 Debt Slave
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I wonder how much Boehner had to drink tonight.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:20 | 4378010 knukles
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Never happen...
Maybe only in a Tom Clancy novel...
But what a hoot if...

All the Republicans just plain got up and silently walked out.

Well come on, that's what dreams are for...

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:34 | 4378102 infinity8
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Boehner really looks toasty. Anyone else hearing whiter-and-tighter in obammie's speeching sounds?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:10 | 4378241 infinity8
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wow. so many kitchen sinks. this has got to be a record.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:53 | 4378185 krispkritter
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What spirit goes well with carrot juice?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | 4377982 infinity8
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#STFU!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:15 | 4377984 Lore
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Any guesses as to the next False Flag?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:21 | 4378027 are we there yet
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The white house when its occupant is gone and no capaign dinners are scheduled.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:32 | 4378094 TuesdayBen
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US involvement in security at Sochi.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:48 | 4378130 Lore
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Global Warming = Enviro False Flag (big policy vehicle and capital siphon, losing credibility by the day, hence the need to dredge it up NOW)

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:20 | 4378271 Spanky
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I'm agnostic about global warming. Just don't know enough I guess, but... I have friends in Alaska. Way the fuck out in the bush, some on the coastal plains and river deltas out west. Permafrost is melting in multiple locations according to first person reports. It's ancedotal; make of it what you will.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 04:28 | 4378902 Lore
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Well, I have friends in the Yukon and NWT and Sweden, and they're saying that it's the coldest that they have seen it since the 70s, so make of THAT what you will.  And the ice cap has NOT melted; it's bigger and (most importantly) deeper than ever.  Anyway, the sociopaths themselves admit that science is secondary to the con.  (There are numerous quotes in that regard: look up "The Green Agenda.") Oligarchs are pretty good at inventing bogeymen: they've been doing it for a very long time.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:00 | 4378198 krispkritter
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The current False Fag is enough. But my first guess would be Hillary. Oh, you said flag. 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:20 | 4378263 SgtShaftoe
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They're probably ramping up for the concerto finale.  They want to nuke a US city.  Get all the plebians to fall in line.  They're just having problems keeping secrets lately. 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | 4377985 robochess
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When do the "Honeymooners" start... is that Ralph Kramden at the podium with a new get rich quick plan?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | 4377987 OC Sure
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Clap everyone. Clap!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:25 | 4378044 quasimodo
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No shit, I am thinking the court jester is getting some tired shoulders holding up that sign.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:40 | 4378138 OC Sure
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Robert Redford's Quiz Show?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:15 | 4377988 Smiley
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No matter what gets promised all I want to know is "Who the is supposed to pay this all?"

If it involves more taxpayer money or errosion of personal freedoms he can go fuck himself in the neck.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:22 | 4378022 OC Sure
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It is a one-way street from Republic to Despotism; you can count on all his nice words as a dagger in your gut. The name of the street is Democracy.

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:22 | 4378023 Dr. Engali
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You are, and your kids, and their kids... And so on.... And so on.....

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:16 | 4377990 SAT 800
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We will now hear what Odumbo's owner-operators consider useful for us to be reminded of. The propaganda du jour, so to speak.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:15 | 4377992 knukles
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To put in Schrodinger terms...
"For fuck's sake, who let the cat out of the box?"

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:23 | 4378034 OC Sure
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Not Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, or Ben Franklin. Maybe Alexander Hamilton, Abraham Lincoln, and Franklin Roosevelt?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:33 | 4378085 knukles
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Very nice.....

 

 

Am I the only one who remembers that his first Christmas in the WH, he had Mao ornaments on the tree?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:41 | 4378142 Oldwood
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hater!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:18 | 4377996 yepyep
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i love the rediculous over extended clapping session too, its like the over the top receptions kim jong un recieves in nk.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:20 | 4378020 pupdog1
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Or else.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:27 | 4378063 DaveyJones
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soon they'll add a laugh track

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:55 | 4378197 dvfco
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I'd like him visit NK and let litle Kim treat him like he treated his naughty uncle.

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