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President Obama Delivers His View On The State Of The Union - Live Feed

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Given the fact that the S&P 500 is up over 18% since the last State of the Union address, we suspect the state of the Union will be "strong." However, a glimpse over the shoulder of Tom Perkins and his pals and one can't help but wonder how "strong" the Union is when there are 2.845 million more people not in the labor force than a year ago. [and for those who like excuses - this is higher than the working-age population growth of 2.4 million people - so we did "lose" jobs]

Last year's 6,990 words were strewn with "hope", "change", "jobs" and "wall street" - we suspect the term "inequality" pops up more than once this time along with the ubiquitous lambasting of the opposition for counterfactually buggering the whole "recovery" plan up. If only there was no 'opposition' - oh wait, we forgot to add "unilateral" and "executive order" as suggested words for tonight's show.

 

A chart to bear in mind when considering the state of the union...

 

A reminder from last year's SOTU...

  • *OBAMA CALLS FOR MINIMUM WAGE TO INCREASE TO $9/HOUR

And this year's

  • *OBAMA USES EXECUTIVE ORDER ON FEDERAL CONTRACT WORKERS' WAGE 
  • *OBAMA RAISES MINIMUM WAGE FOR FEDERAL CONTRACTORS TO $10.10

Adding that:

  • *OBAMA SAYS U.S. SHOULD REVERSE `TIDES' OF ECONOMIC INEQUALITY
  • *OBAMA SAYS HE'S OFFERING `CONCRETE, PRACTICAL PROPOSALS'
  • *OBAMA SAYS HE'LL TAKE EXECUTIVE ACTION WHERE HE CAN

And there waqs much rejoicing in the Democrat lands...

  • *REID SAYS OBAMA NEEDS TO USE HIS EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY


 

The State of the Union tease...

 

The "enhanced" State of the Union - Live Feed

 

And the Republican's "Enhanced" fact-checking service... And Response to the President...

And here is how the market responded to last year's 'socialist' agenda...

 


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Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:57 | Link to Comment QE49er
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***Incoming Transmission:

I am interupting this speech from your dictator to give you an important message.  In 1913 your country was overrun by private banking cabal.  Since then you have slid down the road of endless tyranny, all the product of human governing imperfection.  A prophecy was told that a hero would rise from the ashes to avenge your sufferings, a robot warrior, that is I.

Prime Objective:  Eliminate all things that are destroying your country:

  • No more Facebook Narcissism
  • No more FED bankster manipulated markets
  • No more despicable all powerful federal government
  • No more Barf inducing tyrants ruling over you like Yellen, Kagan, Hillary Rotten Clinton, the local county judge, etc.
  • No more media reports of celebrity weight loss, drug use, and mug shots
  • No more toilet paper currency backed by nothing
  • No more Bankster Monkey Hammering of Precious Metals
  • No more raping of the constitution
  • No more Fat Fingers
  • No more can kicking politicians
  • No more 2 party mob rule
  • No more Washington Compost & Los Angeles Slimes spewing failed socialism
  • No more occupations that serve no lasting purpose to society like Marketers, Advertisers, Real Estate Agents, insurance salesman, shakedown lawyers…
  • No more insurance companies spamming the airways
  • No more endless wars
  • No more Police traffic ticket extortion
  • No more public school prison camps
  • No more Ponzi schemes like Social Security
  • No more Government Slobs leeching off the public with their exorbitant salaries & pensions
  • No more Kangaroo Courts, IRS, FEMA, FDA, EPA, CIA, FBI, NSA, TSA, DEA

This objective shall commence the next time I hear Marie Osmond or Dan Marino promoting their diarrhea food, Clowns promoting Obamacare, any Pfizer drug pushing commercial or that obsessively over-lipsticked hog Flo promoting overpriced insurance, whichever comes first. 

***This is the end of the transmission

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:01 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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PHEW!!

 

No Porn on the list!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:16 | Link to Comment Deathrips
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THROW THE SHOE!!!!

Fuck everyone in that room

 

RIPS

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:21 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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THROW THE SHOE!

 

THROW THE SHOE!

 

THROW THE SHOE!

 

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:26 | Link to Comment asteroids
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A room full of evil corrupt and immoral snakes. God help us all.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:28 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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psst, they're in the same place at one time

 

pass it on

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:37 | Link to Comment john39
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these clowns are the puppets.  until the puppet masters get exposed, nothing will change.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:42 | Link to Comment SMG
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The congress people should all make that seal noise when they clap.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:47 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Hats off to QE49er for busting his stones to be top-kick-post on this thread.  He obviously did a lot of thinking, planning and hitting of the "refresh" button to get it done.  

I like you, kid.  You've got moxie.  Yes, I just used the word moxie.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:50 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."
    
    "Over the past 5 years, our federal debt has increased by $3.5 trillion to $8.6 trillion.That is “trillion” with a “T.” That is money that we have borrowed from the Social Security trust fund, borrowed from China and Japan, borrowed from American taxpayers. And over the next 5 years, between now and 2011, the President’s budget will increase the debt by almost another $3.5 trillion."
    
    "Numbers that large are sometimes hard to understand. Some people may wonder why they matter. Here is why: This year, the Federal Government will spend $220 billion on interest. That is more money to pay interest on our national debt than we’ll spend on Medicaid and the State Children’s Health Insurance Program. That is more money to pay interest on our debt this year than we will spend on education, homeland security, transportation, and veterans benefits combined. It is more money in one year than we are likely to spend to rebuild the devastated gulf coast in a way that honors the best of America."

    "And the cost of our debt is one of the fastest growing expenses in the Federal budget. This rising debt is a hidden domestic enemy, robbing our cities and States of critical investments in infrastructure like bridges, ports, and levees; robbing our families and our children of critical investments in education and health care reform; robbing our seniors of the retirement and health security they have counted on."
    
    "Every dollar we pay in interest is a dollar that is not going to investment in America’s priorities."

Senator Barack Obama (D-IL)

VOTING AGAINST RAISING THE DEBT CEILING

March 16, 2006

Official National Debt at that time: 9 trillion USD

Official National Debt NOW: 18 trillion USD

FORWARD!!!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:53 | Link to Comment Herd Redirectio...
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The Obama Theme Song "America, Forward!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBO_ujPHYYM

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:11 | Link to Comment QE49er
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Bud Light presents:  Real Men of Genius.  Today we salute you Mr. ZeroHedge Refresh button clicker... 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:24 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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You earned it.  Well done.  Now get the fuck back to work.  Millions on government entitlement programs are depending on you.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:42 | Link to Comment bunzbunzbunz
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Pffft. Bitcoin can change it. Get some free bitcoins at http://freebitco.in/?r=25727. Then go spend them. You can change things for yourself fatty.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:43 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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To paraphrase Robin Williams, this is where I get so hammered I wake up nude on the hood of my car with my keys up my ass going "I swear I'll never drink that much again!"...

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:55 | Link to Comment economics9698
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Oh fuck I did that in high school, woke up on a car hood with this fat chick next to me wondering if I had fucked her the night before.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:05 | Link to Comment Blano
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If you can't remember, you probably did.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:04 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Hey, NSA!

 

see the lean response?

 

Turn your gaze..

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:17 | Link to Comment Deathrips
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Theres over 2000 shoes in that room..and they are all clapping for this shit?

 

Just another let down...sigh.

 

All these emotional stories to hide the true agenda.

 

RIPS

 

 

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 02:34 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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God's sittin' this one out. Hang on to your ass...ets.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 08:33 | Link to Comment kralizec
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Apparently.

Once again, another morning comes and I wake up not finding the District of Crooks a smoldering ruin.

What a bummer.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:26 | Link to Comment knukles
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Mrs.K:  Knukie, honey.  What are you doing?
K:        I'm on ZeroHedge
Mrs.K:  What are you reading?
K:        Nothing, just commenting on the SOTU
Mrs.K:  Oh, you're listening to it?
K:        Nah, just commenting.
Mrs.K:  Thank God!  You had me worried there.  Have you taken your meds tonight, honey?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:57 | Link to Comment gafgroocK
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That sounds like you and Mrs K are gonna have "Date" night when you quit counting recs??

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:14 | Link to Comment sunaJ
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A hard woman is good to find.  Bless you, Mrs. K.

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:35 | Link to Comment Wahooo
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Rules please, RULES.  Or is it practice on ZH to just guzzle through the entire speech?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:25 | Link to Comment The Heart
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"THROW THE SHOE!!!!"

http://www.sockandawe.com/

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:37 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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you're the best

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:46 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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The breathalyzer device attached to my keyboard won't let my play that, dammit man!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:28 | Link to Comment Gringo Viejo
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That is one crazy, unamerican boy.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:17 | Link to Comment EmmittFitzhume
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The state of the Onion! What a big JOKE!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:21 | Link to Comment booboo
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Senseless drivel for mindless masses.

Hopey Changey, moar burrito coverings, blah, blah, blah, my administration, I, I am, Moochell and I, yeti, hairy beast, moving forward, blah, blah, Reggie Love and me, boner, butt plug, butt sexting, my administration, created a bazillion jobs, hard working resident mexicans, pathway to EBT cards and voting booth, my pen, my pen pal Reggie, my pencil dick, peace, Osama, blah, blah, I killed more brown people then the republicans, Bohner, cry, blah, blah, Red line in sand, Sandy, blah, blah, fat guy in jersey, the end oh and god bless stalin.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:40 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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But every Lawmaker's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams.
But Lawmaker's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.

 

 

YOU ROCK:  Elle.  Congrats Grammywise and your time has jusssss begun

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:54 | Link to Comment SAT 800
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OMFG ! you are cracking me up. that's perfect.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:36 | Link to Comment HamRove
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You must have the hardcopy transcript.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:03 | Link to Comment Gankfest
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fail

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:02 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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My fellow Americans

I resign.

Have a good night.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:10 | Link to Comment aVileRat
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S&P will go to 2,900

Wish we had an Ike. Or a person of Teddy's character (fuck his policies).

What's Colin Powell upto these days ?

Shocking he showed up on time for once.....

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:42 | Link to Comment knukles
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$100 billion for factories?
How about to reimburse the GM bond holders for the theft of thier property?

Hiya, friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors, the world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership, Ralph Spoilsport Motors, here in the City of Emphysema. Let's just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders, two-way sneezethrough windvent, star-studded mudguards, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents, and factory air-conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped factory. It's a beautiful car, friends, with doors to match! Birch's Blacklist says this automobile was stolen, but for you, friends, the complete price, two thousand five hundred dollars, in easy monthly payments of twenty-five dollars a week, twice a week, and never on Sundays ...
         -firesign theater

 

Ah yes, the matter of the little theft of General Motors
We do not negotiate with Marxists
How's that Cloward Piven workin' for us, eh?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 00:41 | Link to Comment Old_Dog
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"Shadow Valley Condoms....if you lived here you'd be home by now..."

 

from memory, 40 years of drinking is a terrible thing to waste

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:11 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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then pulls full-automatic out of his coat and starts shooting at randon targets...

 

I know why I watch.

 

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 02:39 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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As if anyone would care about "soviets" taking the capitol. As if they have not already taken it.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:42 | Link to Comment 338
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Too bad you haven't learned to have a better dream.....

 

A lone gunman was stopped in a pathetic attempt to divert attention from president Obama's heart felt speech to the American people Tuesday evening.....

 

In my dream....

 

In what looked to be a scene from a Spielberg movie, a C-5 Galaxy loaded with an unidentified high order explosive plowed into the capital building this evening, killing......

 

If you're going to be a bear, be a fucking grizzly.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:49 | Link to Comment Millivanilli
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Obama's wife chewbacca looks, ravashing, I mean revolting.   My bad.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:21 | Link to Comment Crawdaddy
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Don't piss off the wookies. They are known to tear arms off.

<notices wookieflotus in crowd shot, on her right a dude with his right arm in a sling and on her left side, a babe with left arm in a sling>

Edit - just saw the guy in the uniform wave. The absolute gayest wave I have ever seen from anyone, much less from a guy in a uniform.

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:30 | Link to Comment TheInfoman
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Um.  But that would leave Joe Biden in charge.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:05 | Link to Comment takeaction
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Best Live commentary...AWESOME..
 http://www.infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:40 | Link to Comment Wahooo
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State of the Dictator.  That's great, what a good site.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:08 | Link to Comment zorba THE GREEK
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Well said QE49er...You can add no more monkey-hammering PMs to that list.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | Link to Comment Berspankme
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Seriously there are people who watch President Fuckstick? Fuck You Obama

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:34 | Link to Comment The Heart
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Who?

What?

When...

Why?

Where?

Oh!

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:44 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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he's just there to prep fo us foar President FistFuck.

 

Followed by pres. Camacho

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:27 | Link to Comment The Vineyard
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Obama is a horrible liar.  But he does look marvelous in a suit.  Methinks he hits the gym quite often.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:37 | Link to Comment Oldballplayer
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Maybe not the gym, but the bath house.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:05 | Link to Comment drendebe10
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I vote yes. 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:18 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Y U NO...

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 02:31 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Attention all planets of the solar Federation....we have assumed control

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:56 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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Teleprompter's view.

fify.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:57 | Link to Comment stant
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you will be lied to and threatned shortly

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:21 | Link to Comment max2205
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Looks like barry made meth legal tonight.....he looks like shit

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:11 | Link to Comment chump666
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lol

that was gold!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:56 | Link to Comment No Soup For You
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Short term trade: sell stocks, buy gold now. Nothing O says can possibly make gold go down or stocks go up tomorrow.

(that's a long term trade also, btw)

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:56 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Thug.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:06 | Link to Comment knukles
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razzizst!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:08 | Link to Comment Ms. Erable
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Nah - we just hate the mutherfucker's white half.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:12 | Link to Comment knukles
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No wonder cockroaches will no longer reproduce.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:18 | Link to Comment infinity8
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*pencil-necked wood-chucker

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:35 | Link to Comment Dinero D. Profit
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The NSA knows whether you're naughty or nice.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:11 | Link to Comment nmewn
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I got an advance copy of this dickheads speech, he issued an Executive Order today to the IRS to go after his enemies.

Its called the 1040 TEA-EZ ;-)

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:23 | Link to Comment max2205
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Just look a him...he Is an alien.....

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:38 | Link to Comment Oldballplayer
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Niggah paaaleeezzz.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:19 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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do "concrete proposals" include banker footware?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:47 | Link to Comment Crawdaddy
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Ha! I chuckled on that one.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:59 | Link to Comment Robot Traders Mom
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Mindless entertainment.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:11 | Link to Comment SAT 800
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Boy, you got that right.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | Link to Comment knukles
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Well, at least the mindless part.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:59 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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aaaaah, The State of the Union is, ahh, strong.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:17 | Link to Comment Lore
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Absence of Energy guy = No Pipeline

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:18 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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pipeline/no pipeline: we're fucked just the same, somehow

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:00 | Link to Comment AllWorkedUp
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Does anyone really give a crap what that piece of shit has to say?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:27 | Link to Comment tony wilson
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yes later a howling bitch noise from obarmy sayin.

reggie i issa a cumin reggie eye issa a comin.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:43 | Link to Comment European American
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You know one of those moments when you're witnessing something, like, when it's so pathetic, it's embarrassing, and you just can't watch it, it's just too much? That's the way I feel and have felt about this grimy sleazeball since before he ever got into the white house. I don't think I've EVER heard him talk longer than a minute, at most. Usually after just a few seconds I have to stop the "broadcast". he just gives me the creeps. In fact, even to this day, I can't believe he's the PRESIDENT and I keep wondering when the nightmare's gonna' end.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:04 | Link to Comment knukles
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I beleive it was Freud who once described the "true nightmare" Die Nachtamare as the one that which when you wake is standing there staring at you and begins chasing you around the bed.

Uh huh....
Seriously....

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:59 | Link to Comment OC Sure
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"***Incoming Transmission"

A broadcast interruption preceded with, " This is [Tyler Durden] speaking, " would be pleasant.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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I'd love to see the mask

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:25 | Link to Comment OC Sure
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Hmmm...DK what you mean.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:31 | Link to Comment seek
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Which one? Anonymous or Max Headroom?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:49 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Tyler Durden mask.

 

with a lit cigarette.  That would be a nice touch.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:10 | Link to Comment OC Sure
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No masks. Open. Honest. Free. With 3.5 billion lights behind him.

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:02 | Link to Comment jim249
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Just can't watch it.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:03 | Link to Comment Millivanilli
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Oh goodness, it's BULLSHIT TIME!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:15 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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get out the waders

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:20 | Link to Comment Millivanilli
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If he says he is going to be firm but flexible.  I'm going to puke.  

 

Azzhole just said America is the place to  invest.   We now have slave labor.  Regardless expect a 2000 pt drop tomorrow. Obozo blessed it- the kiss of death.   

 

Full fait and credit of the US. LOL  Does he know the fed- daddy warbucks to the bankers, has monetized 3 trillion.  

 

Expect more of the same.  We are fucked.   Fuck you OBAMA.  

 

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:05 | Link to Comment erg
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He should try helium...couldn't hurt.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:06 | Link to Comment Mac Avelli
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I am going to spend some quality time with my son, and hope that this bum doesn't do too much more damage to his future.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | Link to Comment SAT 800
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Hope is always good. Don't really know what to suggest, tho. Learn to speak Spanish and become a certified welder? Maybe.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:05 | Link to Comment NitneLiun
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I haven't watched a presidential speech since the yellow cake debacle. I'm sure as shit not going to start again now.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:05 | Link to Comment Shrapnel
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More treason in 3..2..1..

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:27 | Link to Comment max2205
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FUCK THIS SHIT

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:09 | Link to Comment takeaction
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Can anybody tell me how this name "Boehner" is pronounced Bainer??  It contradicts all grammar rules...right?  

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:09 | Link to Comment knukles
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If you grab hold of his name softly and tug a few times, you'll get it.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:09 | Link to Comment Pheonyte
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It's German. It should really be pronounced "Ber-ner."

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:31 | Link to Comment woerm
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That is correct

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:52 | Link to Comment Tall Tom
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But since IT (the Carrot) is in Congress it is correctly pronouned BONE-ER as he is the Dick that is shoved deep into America's asshole.

 

He had his REPUKES VOTE TO FUND OBAMACARE LAST OCTOBER.

 

Cash Talks and Bullshit walks. And the REPUKES can say they were against the ACA but their actions spoke louder than words.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:15 | Link to Comment erg
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Remember, if the camera cuts to him, that's a drink. If he's crying that's another drink. Preferably something orange.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:07 | Link to Comment OC Sure
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...there go bonds. oopsies!

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:09 | Link to Comment tongue.stan
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Let the Orgy Begin!!!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:09 | Link to Comment Hughing
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Iowa and Michigan st are in OT

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | Link to Comment DeFeralCat
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Thanks. Flipped to it. I am drinking on made baskets to fill the gap. 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:20 | Link to Comment takeaction
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The comments here on ZH have so much more content than this jibberish I have opened in another window (O).  LOL

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:00 | Link to Comment Crawdaddy
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I caught the first period at the pizza joint but now I'm back in cable free zone. Iowa was kicking ass on D

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:10 | Link to Comment CunnyFunt
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So much bullshit in such a small chamber.

Schmoozing fucks.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:10 | Link to Comment mvsjcl
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There was a time, it seems so far away now, that I actually thought important, indeed noble, words would be heard when listening to this event. Christ, I was so stupid!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:10 | Link to Comment PoorMan429
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Duck Dynasty in the HOUSE!  

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:11 | Link to Comment Blano
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Should've invited Phil instead of Willie.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:11 | Link to Comment FieldingMellish
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Sorry, working on my daughter's English assignment with her... followed by pulling my fingernails out with pliers... no time for SOTU by POTUS.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:12 | Link to Comment tongue.stan
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Gonna take a longs time fo him to blow all dem peoples.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:28 | Link to Comment max2205
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Congratulations construction workers....you are the new niggg....I mean slaves

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:13 | Link to Comment yepyep
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this is hilarious, its like superbowl of the union up in here.

 

mindless fucking crap. fall of the republic.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:12 | Link to Comment Goldilocks
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Alice in Chains - Man in the Box live - Better Quality !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHZS8S6O4-Y (4:42)

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:15 | Link to Comment Debt Slave
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I wonder how much Boehner had to drink tonight.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:20 | Link to Comment knukles
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Never happen...
Maybe only in a Tom Clancy novel...
But what a hoot if...

All the Republicans just plain got up and silently walked out.

Well come on, that's what dreams are for...

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:34 | Link to Comment infinity8
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Boehner really looks toasty. Anyone else hearing whiter-and-tighter in obammie's speeching sounds?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:10 | Link to Comment infinity8
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wow. so many kitchen sinks. this has got to be a record.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:53 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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What spirit goes well with carrot juice?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | Link to Comment infinity8
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#STFU!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:15 | Link to Comment Lore
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Any guesses as to the next False Flag?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:21 | Link to Comment are we there yet
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The white house when its occupant is gone and no capaign dinners are scheduled.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:32 | Link to Comment TuesdayBen
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US involvement in security at Sochi.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:48 | Link to Comment Lore
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Global Warming = Enviro False Flag (big policy vehicle and capital siphon, losing credibility by the day, hence the need to dredge it up NOW)

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:20 | Link to Comment Spanky
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I'm agnostic about global warming. Just don't know enough I guess, but... I have friends in Alaska. Way the fuck out in the bush, some on the coastal plains and river deltas out west. Permafrost is melting in multiple locations according to first person reports. It's ancedotal; make of it what you will.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 04:28 | Link to Comment Lore
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Well, I have friends in the Yukon and NWT and Sweden, and they're saying that it's the coldest that they have seen it since the 70s, so make of THAT what you will.  And the ice cap has NOT melted; it's bigger and (most importantly) deeper than ever.  Anyway, the sociopaths themselves admit that science is secondary to the con.  (There are numerous quotes in that regard: look up "The Green Agenda.") Oligarchs are pretty good at inventing bogeymen: they've been doing it for a very long time.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:00 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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The current False Fag is enough. But my first guess would be Hillary. Oh, you said flag. 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 23:20 | Link to Comment SgtShaftoe
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They're probably ramping up for the concerto finale.  They want to nuke a US city.  Get all the plebians to fall in line.  They're just having problems keeping secrets lately. 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | Link to Comment robochess
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When do the "Honeymooners" start... is that Ralph Kramden at the podium with a new get rich quick plan?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:14 | Link to Comment OC Sure
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Clap everyone. Clap!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:25 | Link to Comment quasimodo
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No shit, I am thinking the court jester is getting some tired shoulders holding up that sign.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:40 | Link to Comment OC Sure
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Robert Redford's Quiz Show?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:15 | Link to Comment Smiley
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No matter what gets promised all I want to know is "Who the is supposed to pay this all?"

If it involves more taxpayer money or errosion of personal freedoms he can go fuck himself in the neck.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:22 | Link to Comment OC Sure
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It is a one-way street from Republic to Despotism; you can count on all his nice words as a dagger in your gut. The name of the street is Democracy.

 

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:22 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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You are, and your kids, and their kids... And so on.... And so on.....

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:16 | Link to Comment SAT 800
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We will now hear what Odumbo's owner-operators consider useful for us to be reminded of. The propaganda du jour, so to speak.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:15 | Link to Comment knukles
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To put in Schrodinger terms...
"For fuck's sake, who let the cat out of the box?"

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:23 | Link to Comment OC Sure
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Not Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, or Ben Franklin. Maybe Alexander Hamilton, Abraham Lincoln, and Franklin Roosevelt?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:33 | Link to Comment knukles
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Very nice.....

 

 

Am I the only one who remembers that his first Christmas in the WH, he had Mao ornaments on the tree?

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:41 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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hater!

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:18 | Link to Comment yepyep
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i love the rediculous over extended clapping session too, its like the over the top receptions kim jong un recieves in nk.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:20 | Link to Comment pupdog1
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Or else.

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:27 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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soon they'll add a laugh track

Tue, 01/28/2014 - 22:55 | Link to Comment dvfco
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I'd like him visit NK and let litle Kim treat him like he treated his naughty uncle.

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