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President Obama Delivers His View On The State Of The Union - Live Feed
Given the fact that the S&P 500 is up over 18% since the last State of the Union address, we suspect the state of the Union will be "strong." However, a glimpse over the shoulder of Tom Perkins and his pals and one can't help but wonder how "strong" the Union is when there are 2.845 million more people not in the labor force than a year ago. [and for those who like excuses - this is higher than the working-age population growth of 2.4 million people - so we did "lose" jobs]
Last year's 6,990 words were strewn with "hope", "change", "jobs" and "wall street" - we suspect the term "inequality" pops up more than once this time along with the ubiquitous lambasting of the opposition for counterfactually buggering the whole "recovery" plan up. If only there was no 'opposition' - oh wait, we forgot to add "unilateral" and "executive order" as suggested words for tonight's show.
A chart to bear in mind when considering the state of the union...
A reminder from last year's SOTU...
- *OBAMA CALLS FOR MINIMUM WAGE TO INCREASE TO $9/HOUR
And this year's
- *OBAMA USES EXECUTIVE ORDER ON FEDERAL CONTRACT WORKERS' WAGE
- *OBAMA RAISES MINIMUM WAGE FOR FEDERAL CONTRACTORS TO $10.10
Adding that:
- *OBAMA SAYS U.S. SHOULD REVERSE `TIDES' OF ECONOMIC INEQUALITY
- *OBAMA SAYS HE'S OFFERING `CONCRETE, PRACTICAL PROPOSALS'
- *OBAMA SAYS HE'LL TAKE EXECUTIVE ACTION WHERE HE CAN
And there waqs much rejoicing in the Democrat lands...
- *REID SAYS OBAMA NEEDS TO USE HIS EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY
The State of the Union tease...
The "enhanced" State of the Union - Live Feed
And the Republican's "Enhanced" fact-checking service... And Response to the President...
And here is how the market responded to last year's 'socialist' agenda...
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***Incoming Transmission:
I am interupting this speech from your dictator to give you an important message. In 1913 your country was overrun by private banking cabal. Since then you have slid down the road of endless tyranny, all the product of human governing imperfection. A prophecy was told that a hero would rise from the ashes to avenge your sufferings, a robot warrior, that is I.
Prime Objective: Eliminate all things that are destroying your country:
This objective shall commence the next time I hear Marie Osmond or Dan Marino promoting their diarrhea food, Clowns promoting Obamacare, any Pfizer drug pushing commercial or that obsessively over-lipsticked hog Flo promoting overpriced insurance, whichever comes first.
***This is the end of the transmission
PHEW!!
No Porn on the list!
THROW THE SHOE!!!!
Fuck everyone in that room
RIPS
THROW THE SHOE!
THROW THE SHOE!
THROW THE SHOE!
A room full of evil corrupt and immoral snakes. God help us all.
psst, they're in the same place at one time
pass it on
these clowns are the puppets. until the puppet masters get exposed, nothing will change.
The congress people should all make that seal noise when they clap.
Hats off to QE49er for busting his stones to be top-kick-post on this thread. He obviously did a lot of thinking, planning and hitting of the "refresh" button to get it done.
I like you, kid. You've got moxie. Yes, I just used the word moxie.
"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."
"Over the past 5 years, our federal debt has increased by $3.5 trillion to $8.6 trillion.That is “trillion” with a “T.” That is money that we have borrowed from the Social Security trust fund, borrowed from China and Japan, borrowed from American taxpayers. And over the next 5 years, between now and 2011, the President’s budget will increase the debt by almost another $3.5 trillion."
"Numbers that large are sometimes hard to understand. Some people may wonder why they matter. Here is why: This year, the Federal Government will spend $220 billion on interest. That is more money to pay interest on our national debt than we’ll spend on Medicaid and the State Children’s Health Insurance Program. That is more money to pay interest on our debt this year than we will spend on education, homeland security, transportation, and veterans benefits combined. It is more money in one year than we are likely to spend to rebuild the devastated gulf coast in a way that honors the best of America."
"And the cost of our debt is one of the fastest growing expenses in the Federal budget. This rising debt is a hidden domestic enemy, robbing our cities and States of critical investments in infrastructure like bridges, ports, and levees; robbing our families and our children of critical investments in education and health care reform; robbing our seniors of the retirement and health security they have counted on."
"Every dollar we pay in interest is a dollar that is not going to investment in America’s priorities."
Senator Barack Obama (D-IL)
VOTING AGAINST RAISING THE DEBT CEILING
March 16, 2006
Official National Debt at that time: 9 trillion USD
Official National Debt NOW: 18 trillion USD
FORWARD!!!
The Obama Theme Song "America, Forward!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBO_ujPHYYM
Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you Mr. ZeroHedge Refresh button clicker...
You earned it. Well done. Now get the fuck back to work. Millions on government entitlement programs are depending on you.
Pffft. Bitcoin can change it. Get some free bitcoins at http://freebitco.in/?r=25727. Then go spend them. You can change things for yourself fatty.
To paraphrase Robin Williams, this is where I get so hammered I wake up nude on the hood of my car with my keys up my ass going "I swear I'll never drink that much again!"...
Oh fuck I did that in high school, woke up on a car hood with this fat chick next to me wondering if I had fucked her the night before.
If you can't remember, you probably did.
Hey, NSA!
see the lean response?
Turn your gaze..
Theres over 2000 shoes in that room..and they are all clapping for this shit?
Just another let down...sigh.
All these emotional stories to hide the true agenda.
RIPS
God's sittin' this one out. Hang on to your ass...ets.
Apparently.
Once again, another morning comes and I wake up not finding the District of Crooks a smoldering ruin.
What a bummer.
Mrs.K: Knukie, honey. What are you doing?
K: I'm on ZeroHedge
Mrs.K: What are you reading?
K: Nothing, just commenting on the SOTU
Mrs.K: Oh, you're listening to it?
K: Nah, just commenting.
Mrs.K: Thank God! You had me worried there. Have you taken your meds tonight, honey?
That sounds like you and Mrs K are gonna have "Date" night when you quit counting recs??
A hard woman is good to find. Bless you, Mrs. K.
Rules please, RULES. Or is it practice on ZH to just guzzle through the entire speech?
"THROW THE SHOE!!!!"
http://www.sockandawe.com/
you're the best
The breathalyzer device attached to my keyboard won't let my play that, dammit man!
That is one crazy, unamerican boy.
The state of the Onion! What a big JOKE!
Senseless drivel for mindless masses.
Hopey Changey, moar burrito coverings, blah, blah, blah, my administration, I, I am, Moochell and I, yeti, hairy beast, moving forward, blah, blah, Reggie Love and me, boner, butt plug, butt sexting, my administration, created a bazillion jobs, hard working resident mexicans, pathway to EBT cards and voting booth, my pen, my pen pal Reggie, my pencil dick, peace, Osama, blah, blah, I killed more brown people then the republicans, Bohner, cry, blah, blah, Red line in sand, Sandy, blah, blah, fat guy in jersey, the end oh and god bless stalin.
But every Lawmaker's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams.
But Lawmaker's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.
YOU ROCK: Elle. Congrats Grammywise and your time has jusssss begun
OMFG ! you are cracking me up. that's perfect.
You must have the hardcopy transcript.
fail
My fellow Americans
I resign.
Have a good night.
S&P will go to 2,900
Wish we had an Ike. Or a person of Teddy's character (fuck his policies).
What's Colin Powell upto these days ?
Shocking he showed up on time for once.....
$100 billion for factories?
How about to reimburse the GM bond holders for the theft of thier property?
Hiya, friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors, the world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership, Ralph Spoilsport Motors, here in the City of Emphysema. Let's just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders, two-way sneezethrough windvent, star-studded mudguards, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents, and factory air-conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped factory. It's a beautiful car, friends, with doors to match! Birch's Blacklist says this automobile was stolen, but for you, friends, the complete price, two thousand five hundred dollars, in easy monthly payments of twenty-five dollars a week, twice a week, and never on Sundays ...
-firesign theater
Ah yes, the matter of the little theft of General Motors
We do not negotiate with Marxists
How's that Cloward Piven workin' for us, eh?
"Shadow Valley Condoms....if you lived here you'd be home by now..."
from memory, 40 years of drinking is a terrible thing to waste
then pulls full-automatic out of his coat and starts shooting at randon targets...
I know why I watch.
This is the scene you're imagining, Hollywood's done it before.
As if anyone would care about "soviets" taking the capitol. As if they have not already taken it.
Too bad you haven't learned to have a better dream.....
A lone gunman was stopped in a pathetic attempt to divert attention from president Obama's heart felt speech to the American people Tuesday evening.....
In my dream....
In what looked to be a scene from a Spielberg movie, a C-5 Galaxy loaded with an unidentified high order explosive plowed into the capital building this evening, killing......
If you're going to be a bear, be a fucking grizzly.
Obama's wife chewbacca looks, ravashing, I mean revolting. My bad.
Don't piss off the wookies. They are known to tear arms off.
<notices wookieflotus in crowd shot, on her right a dude with his right arm in a sling and on her left side, a babe with left arm in a sling>
Edit - just saw the guy in the uniform wave. The absolute gayest wave I have ever seen from anyone, much less from a guy in a uniform.
Um. But that would leave Joe Biden in charge.
Best Live commentary...AWESOME..
http://www.infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show
State of the Dictator. That's great, what a good site.
Well said QE49er...You can add no more monkey-hammering PMs to that list.
Seriously there are people who watch President Fuckstick? Fuck You Obama
Who?
What?
When...
Why?
Where?
Oh!
he's just there to prep fo us foar President FistFuck.
Followed by pres. Camacho
Obama is a horrible liar. But he does look marvelous in a suit. Methinks he hits the gym quite often.
Maybe not the gym, but the bath house.
I vote yes.
Y U NO...
Attention all planets of the solar Federation....we have assumed control
Teleprompter's view.
fify.
you will be lied to and threatned shortly
Looks like barry made meth legal tonight.....he looks like shit
lol
that was gold!
Short term trade: sell stocks, buy gold now. Nothing O says can possibly make gold go down or stocks go up tomorrow.
(that's a long term trade also, btw)
Thug.
razzizst!
Nah - we just hate the mutherfucker's white half.
No wonder cockroaches will no longer reproduce.
*pencil-necked wood-chucker
The NSA knows whether you're naughty or nice.
I got an advance copy of this dickheads speech, he issued an Executive Order today to the IRS to go after his enemies.
Its called the 1040 TEA-EZ ;-)
Just look a him...he Is an alien.....
Niggah paaaleeezzz.
do "concrete proposals" include banker footware?
Ha! I chuckled on that one.
Mindless entertainment.
Boy, you got that right.
Well, at least the mindless part.
aaaaah, The State of the Union is, ahh, strong.
Absence of Energy guy = No Pipeline
pipeline/no pipeline: we're fucked just the same, somehow
Does anyone really give a crap what that piece of shit has to say?
yes later a howling bitch noise from obarmy sayin.
reggie i issa a cumin reggie eye issa a comin.
You know one of those moments when you're witnessing something, like, when it's so pathetic, it's embarrassing, and you just can't watch it, it's just too much? That's the way I feel and have felt about this grimy sleazeball since before he ever got into the white house. I don't think I've EVER heard him talk longer than a minute, at most. Usually after just a few seconds I have to stop the "broadcast". he just gives me the creeps. In fact, even to this day, I can't believe he's the PRESIDENT and I keep wondering when the nightmare's gonna' end.
I beleive it was Freud who once described the "true nightmare" Die Nachtamare as the one that which when you wake is standing there staring at you and begins chasing you around the bed.
Uh huh....
Seriously....
"***Incoming Transmission"
A broadcast interruption preceded with, " This is [Tyler Durden] speaking, " would be pleasant.
I'd love to see the mask
Hmmm...DK what you mean.
Which one? Anonymous or Max Headroom?
Tyler Durden mask.
with a lit cigarette. That would be a nice touch.
No masks. Open. Honest. Free. With 3.5 billion lights behind him.
Just can't watch it.
Oh goodness, it's BULLSHIT TIME!
get out the waders
If he says he is going to be firm but flexible. I'm going to puke.
Azzhole just said America is the place to invest. We now have slave labor. Regardless expect a 2000 pt drop tomorrow. Obozo blessed it- the kiss of death.
Full fait and credit of the US. LOL Does he know the fed- daddy warbucks to the bankers, has monetized 3 trillion.
Expect more of the same. We are fucked. Fuck you OBAMA.
He should try helium...couldn't hurt.
I am going to spend some quality time with my son, and hope that this bum doesn't do too much more damage to his future.
Hope is always good. Don't really know what to suggest, tho. Learn to speak Spanish and become a certified welder? Maybe.
I haven't watched a presidential speech since the yellow cake debacle. I'm sure as shit not going to start again now.
More treason in 3..2..1..
FUCK THIS SHIT
Can anybody tell me how this name "Boehner" is pronounced Bainer?? It contradicts all grammar rules...right?
If you grab hold of his name softly and tug a few times, you'll get it.
It's German. It should really be pronounced "Ber-ner."
That is correct
But since IT (the Carrot) is in Congress it is correctly pronouned BONE-ER as he is the Dick that is shoved deep into America's asshole.
He had his REPUKES VOTE TO FUND OBAMACARE LAST OCTOBER.
Cash Talks and Bullshit walks. And the REPUKES can say they were against the ACA but their actions spoke louder than words.
Remember, if the camera cuts to him, that's a drink. If he's crying that's another drink. Preferably something orange.
...there go bonds. oopsies!
Let the Orgy Begin!!!
Iowa and Michigan st are in OT
Thanks. Flipped to it. I am drinking on made baskets to fill the gap.
The comments here on ZH have so much more content than this jibberish I have opened in another window (O). LOL
I caught the first period at the pizza joint but now I'm back in cable free zone. Iowa was kicking ass on D
So much bullshit in such a small chamber.
Schmoozing fucks.
There was a time, it seems so far away now, that I actually thought important, indeed noble, words would be heard when listening to this event. Christ, I was so stupid!
Duck Dynasty in the HOUSE!
Should've invited Phil instead of Willie.
Sorry, working on my daughter's English assignment with her... followed by pulling my fingernails out with pliers... no time for SOTU by POTUS.
Gonna take a longs time fo him to blow all dem peoples.
Congratulations construction workers....you are the new niggg....I mean slaves
this is hilarious, its like superbowl of the union up in here.
mindless fucking crap. fall of the republic.
Alice in Chains - Man in the Box live - Better Quality !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHZS8S6O4-Y (4:42)
I wonder how much Boehner had to drink tonight.
Never happen...
Maybe only in a Tom Clancy novel...
But what a hoot if...
All the Republicans just plain got up and silently walked out.
Well come on, that's what dreams are for...
Boehner really looks toasty. Anyone else hearing whiter-and-tighter in obammie's speeching sounds?
wow. so many kitchen sinks. this has got to be a record.
What spirit goes well with carrot juice?
#STFU!
Any guesses as to the next False Flag?
The white house when its occupant is gone and no capaign dinners are scheduled.
US involvement in security at Sochi.
Global Warming = Enviro False Flag (big policy vehicle and capital siphon, losing credibility by the day, hence the need to dredge it up NOW)
I'm agnostic about global warming. Just don't know enough I guess, but... I have friends in Alaska. Way the fuck out in the bush, some on the coastal plains and river deltas out west. Permafrost is melting in multiple locations according to first person reports. It's ancedotal; make of it what you will.
Well, I have friends in the Yukon and NWT and Sweden, and they're saying that it's the coldest that they have seen it since the 70s, so make of THAT what you will. And the ice cap has NOT melted; it's bigger and (most importantly) deeper than ever. Anyway, the sociopaths themselves admit that science is secondary to the con. (There are numerous quotes in that regard: look up "The Green Agenda.") Oligarchs are pretty good at inventing bogeymen: they've been doing it for a very long time.
The current False Fag is enough. But my first guess would be Hillary. Oh, you said flag.
They're probably ramping up for the concerto finale. They want to nuke a US city. Get all the plebians to fall in line. They're just having problems keeping secrets lately.
When do the "Honeymooners" start... is that Ralph Kramden at the podium with a new get rich quick plan?
Clap everyone. Clap!
No shit, I am thinking the court jester is getting some tired shoulders holding up that sign.
Robert Redford's Quiz Show?
No matter what gets promised all I want to know is "Who the is supposed to pay this all?"
If it involves more taxpayer money or errosion of personal freedoms he can go fuck himself in the neck.
It is a one-way street from Republic to Despotism; you can count on all his nice words as a dagger in your gut. The name of the street is Democracy.
You are, and your kids, and their kids... And so on.... And so on.....
We will now hear what Odumbo's owner-operators consider useful for us to be reminded of. The propaganda du jour, so to speak.
To put in Schrodinger terms...
"For fuck's sake, who let the cat out of the box?"
Not Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, or Ben Franklin. Maybe Alexander Hamilton, Abraham Lincoln, and Franklin Roosevelt?
Very nice.....
Am I the only one who remembers that his first Christmas in the WH, he had Mao ornaments on the tree?
hater!
i love the rediculous over extended clapping session too, its like the over the top receptions kim jong un recieves in nk.
Or else.
soon they'll add a laugh track
I'd like him visit NK and let litle Kim treat him like he treated his naughty uncle.