President Obama Delivers His View On The State Of The Union - Live Feed

Tyler Durden's picture

Given the fact that the S&P 500 is up over 18% since the last State of the Union address, we suspect the state of the Union will be "strong." However, a glimpse over the shoulder of Tom Perkins and his pals and one can't help but wonder how "strong" the Union is when there are 2.845 million more people not in the labor force than a year ago. [and for those who like excuses - this is higher than the working-age population growth of 2.4 million people - so we did "lose" jobs]

Last year's 6,990 words were strewn with "hope", "change", "jobs" and "wall street" - we suspect the term "inequality" pops up more than once this time along with the ubiquitous lambasting of the opposition for counterfactually buggering the whole "recovery" plan up. If only there was no 'opposition' - oh wait, we forgot to add "unilateral" and "executive order" as suggested words for tonight's show.


A chart to bear in mind when considering the state of the union...


A reminder from last year's SOTU...


And this year's


Adding that:


And there waqs much rejoicing in the Democrat lands...



The State of the Union tease...


The "enhanced" State of the Union - Live Feed


And the Republican's "Enhanced" fact-checking service... And Response to the President...

And here is how the market responded to last year's 'socialist' agenda...

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QE49er's picture

***Incoming Transmission:

I am interupting this speech from your dictator to give you an important message.  In 1913 your country was overrun by private banking cabal.  Since then you have slid down the road of endless tyranny, all the product of human governing imperfection.  A prophecy was told that a hero would rise from the ashes to avenge your sufferings, a robot warrior, that is I.

Prime Objective:  Eliminate all things that are destroying your country:

  • No more Facebook Narcissism
  • No more FED bankster manipulated markets
  • No more despicable all powerful federal government
  • No more Barf inducing tyrants ruling over you like Yellen, Kagan, Hillary Rotten Clinton, the local county judge, etc.
  • No more media reports of celebrity weight loss, drug use, and mug shots
  • No more toilet paper currency backed by nothing
  • No more Bankster Monkey Hammering of Precious Metals
  • No more raping of the constitution
  • No more Fat Fingers
  • No more can kicking politicians
  • No more 2 party mob rule
  • No more Washington Compost & Los Angeles Slimes spewing failed socialism
  • No more occupations that serve no lasting purpose to society like Marketers, Advertisers, Real Estate Agents, insurance salesman, shakedown lawyers…
  • No more insurance companies spamming the airways
  • No more endless wars
  • No more Police traffic ticket extortion
  • No more public school prison camps
  • No more Ponzi schemes like Social Security
  • No more Government Slobs leeching off the public with their exorbitant salaries & pensions
  • No more Kangaroo Courts, IRS, FEMA, FDA, EPA, CIA, FBI, NSA, TSA, DEA

This objective shall commence the next time I hear Marie Osmond or Dan Marino promoting their diarrhea food, Clowns promoting Obamacare, any Pfizer drug pushing commercial or that obsessively over-lipsticked hog Flo promoting overpriced insurance, whichever comes first. 

***This is the end of the transmission


Yes_Questions's picture





No Porn on the list!

Deathrips's picture


Fuck everyone in that room



Yes_Questions's picture










asteroids's picture

A room full of evil corrupt and immoral snakes. God help us all.

Yes_Questions's picture



psst, they're in the same place at one time


pass it on

john39's picture

these clowns are the puppets.  until the puppet masters get exposed, nothing will change.

SMG's picture

The congress people should all make that seal noise when they clap.

NoDebt's picture

Hats off to QE49er for busting his stones to be top-kick-post on this thread.  He obviously did a lot of thinking, planning and hitting of the "refresh" button to get it done.  

I like you, kid.  You've got moxie.  Yes, I just used the word moxie.

TruthInSunshine's picture

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."
    "Over the past 5 years, our federal debt has increased by $3.5 trillion to $8.6 trillion.That is “trillion” with a “T.” That is money that we have borrowed from the Social Security trust fund, borrowed from China and Japan, borrowed from American taxpayers. And over the next 5 years, between now and 2011, the President’s budget will increase the debt by almost another $3.5 trillion."
    "Numbers that large are sometimes hard to understand. Some people may wonder why they matter. Here is why: This year, the Federal Government will spend $220 billion on interest. That is more money to pay interest on our national debt than we’ll spend on Medicaid and the State Children’s Health Insurance Program. That is more money to pay interest on our debt this year than we will spend on education, homeland security, transportation, and veterans benefits combined. It is more money in one year than we are likely to spend to rebuild the devastated gulf coast in a way that honors the best of America."

    "And the cost of our debt is one of the fastest growing expenses in the Federal budget. This rising debt is a hidden domestic enemy, robbing our cities and States of critical investments in infrastructure like bridges, ports, and levees; robbing our families and our children of critical investments in education and health care reform; robbing our seniors of the retirement and health security they have counted on."
    "Every dollar we pay in interest is a dollar that is not going to investment in America’s priorities."

Senator Barack Obama (D-IL)


March 16, 2006

Official National Debt at that time: 9 trillion USD

Official National Debt NOW: 18 trillion USD


QE49er's picture

Bud Light presents:  Real Men of Genius.  Today we salute you Mr. ZeroHedge Refresh button clicker... 

NoDebt's picture

You earned it.  Well done.  Now get the fuck back to work.  Millions on government entitlement programs are depending on you.

bunzbunzbunz's picture

Pffft. Bitcoin can change it. Get some free bitcoins at Then go spend them. You can change things for yourself fatty.

krispkritter's picture

To paraphrase Robin Williams, this is where I get so hammered I wake up nude on the hood of my car with my keys up my ass going "I swear I'll never drink that much again!"...

economics9698's picture

Oh fuck I did that in high school, woke up on a car hood with this fat chick next to me wondering if I had fucked her the night before.

Blano's picture

If you can't remember, you probably did.

Yes_Questions's picture



Hey, NSA!


see the lean response?


Turn your gaze..

Deathrips's picture

Theres over 2000 shoes in that room..and they are all clapping for this shit?


Just another let down...sigh.


All these emotional stories to hide the true agenda.





A Nanny Moose's picture

God's sittin' this one out. Hang on to your ass...ets.

kralizec's picture


Once again, another morning comes and I wake up not finding the District of Crooks a smoldering ruin.

What a bummer.

knukles's picture

Mrs.K:  Knukie, honey.  What are you doing?
K:        I'm on ZeroHedge
Mrs.K:  What are you reading?
K:        Nothing, just commenting on the SOTU
Mrs.K:  Oh, you're listening to it?
K:        Nah, just commenting.
Mrs.K:  Thank God!  You had me worried there.  Have you taken your meds tonight, honey?

Murf_DaSurf's picture



That sounds like you and Mrs K are gonna have "Date" night when you quit counting recs??

sunaJ's picture

A hard woman is good to find.  Bless you, Mrs. K.


Wahooo's picture

Rules please, RULES.  Or is it practice on ZH to just guzzle through the entire speech?

krispkritter's picture

The breathalyzer device attached to my keyboard won't let my play that, dammit man!

Gringo Viejo's picture

That is one crazy, unamerican boy.

EmmittFitzhume's picture

The state of the Onion! What a big JOKE!

booboo's picture

Senseless drivel for mindless masses.

Hopey Changey, moar burrito coverings, blah, blah, blah, my administration, I, I am, Moochell and I, yeti, hairy beast, moving forward, blah, blah, Reggie Love and me, boner, butt plug, butt sexting, my administration, created a bazillion jobs, hard working resident mexicans, pathway to EBT cards and voting booth, my pen, my pen pal Reggie, my pencil dick, peace, Osama, blah, blah, I killed more brown people then the republicans, Bohner, cry, blah, blah, Red line in sand, Sandy, blah, blah, fat guy in jersey, the end oh and god bless stalin.

Yes_Questions's picture




But every Lawmaker's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams.
But Lawmaker's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.



YOU ROCK:  Elle.  Congrats Grammywise and your time has jusssss begun

SAT 800's picture

OMFG ! you are cracking me up. that's perfect.

HamRove's picture

You must have the hardcopy transcript.

AlaricBalth's picture

My fellow Americans

I resign.

Have a good night.

aVileRat's picture

S&P will go to 2,900

Wish we had an Ike. Or a person of Teddy's character (fuck his policies).

What's Colin Powell upto these days ?

Shocking he showed up on time for once.....

knukles's picture

$100 billion for factories?
How about to reimburse the GM bond holders for the theft of thier property?

Hiya, friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors, the world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership, Ralph Spoilsport Motors, here in the City of Emphysema. Let's just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders, two-way sneezethrough windvent, star-studded mudguards, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents, and factory air-conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped factory. It's a beautiful car, friends, with doors to match! Birch's Blacklist says this automobile was stolen, but for you, friends, the complete price, two thousand five hundred dollars, in easy monthly payments of twenty-five dollars a week, twice a week, and never on Sundays ...
         -firesign theater


Ah yes, the matter of the little theft of General Motors
We do not negotiate with Marxists
How's that Cloward Piven workin' for us, eh?

Old_Dog's picture

"Shadow Valley Condoms....if you lived here you'd be home by now..."


from memory, 40 years of drinking is a terrible thing to waste

Yes_Questions's picture



then pulls full-automatic out of his coat and starts shooting at randon targets...


I know why I watch.


A Nanny Moose's picture

As if anyone would care about "soviets" taking the capitol. As if they have not already taken it.

338's picture

Too bad you haven't learned to have a better dream.....


A lone gunman was stopped in a pathetic attempt to divert attention from president Obama's heart felt speech to the American people Tuesday evening.....


In my dream....


In what looked to be a scene from a Spielberg movie, a C-5 Galaxy loaded with an unidentified high order explosive plowed into the capital building this evening, killing......


If you're going to be a bear, be a fucking grizzly.

Millivanilli's picture

Obama's wife chewbacca looks, ravashing, I mean revolting.   My bad.

Crawdaddy's picture

Don't piss off the wookies. They are known to tear arms off.

<notices wookieflotus in crowd shot, on her right a dude with his right arm in a sling and on her left side, a babe with left arm in a sling>

Edit - just saw the guy in the uniform wave. The absolute gayest wave I have ever seen from anyone, much less from a guy in a uniform.


TheInfoman's picture

Um.  But that would leave Joe Biden in charge.

Wahooo's picture

State of the Dictator.  That's great, what a good site.

zorba THE GREEK's picture

Well said QE49er...You can add no more monkey-hammering PMs to that list.

Berspankme's picture

Seriously there are people who watch President Fuckstick? Fuck You Obama