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Angry Danes Refuse To Sell 19% Of Their DONG To Goldman Sachs

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With the (emerging) world suddenly collapsing, appropriately enough on the Chairsatan's last FOMC conference, here is an amusing update from Denmark where apparently the locals are less than excited about giving away their DONG (that would be Danish Oil & Natural Gas for the perverts) to Goldman Sachs. Specifically, over the past several days, a whopping 186,000 Danes have signed a petition to stop the sale of a 19% stake with extraordinary minority stakeholder rights in DONG to Goldman Sachs. Then again, every DONG has its price...

Some background on the reasons why from the Copenhagen Post:

Resistance to the planned sale of 19 percent of the state-owned energy company DONG to US investment bank Goldman Sachs has exploded over the past few days.

 

An online petition against the sale has reached nearly 150,000 signatures, becoming the most popular petition ever on the website skrivunder.net. There has been more than a doubling of signatures since Saturday, when the number sat at around 68,000.

 

The petition, ‘Nej tak til statens salg af DONG til Goldman Sachs’ (no thanks to the state’s sale of DONG to Goldman Sachs), points out that the state-brokered deal gives the American firm veto rights over any changes in DONG’s leadership and strategy, even though Danish law states that such rights are normally only conferred with at least a 33 percent stake in a company.

 

Goldman Sachs’s plans to administrate its ownership from shell corporations in Luxembourg, the US state of Delaware and the Cayman Islands – all well-known tax havens – has also come under intense scrutiny.

 

In addition to the online petition, a protest against the planned sale of DONG has been scheduled for Wednesday at 4pm outside of Christiansborg. Some 3,000 attendees have signed up via Facebook.

 

Inside Christiansborg, far-left party Enhedslisten and the far-right Dansk Folkeparti have long been vocal critics of the Goldman Sachs deal. But now MPs of ruling coalition party Socialdemokraterne have spoken out against the deal, which was brokered by the the party’s own Bjarne Corydon, the finance minister.

 

“We need a timeout in the partial sale of DONG to Goldman Sachs,” Bjarne Lautsen (S) told DR Nyheder. “Many negative things have emerged and there has also been a new offer from Danish pension companies.”

 

Corydon has refuted earlier reports that the Finance Ministry was offered a bid from the pension firm PensionDanmark that was more lucrative than the one from Goldman Sachs.

The reason for the pick up in public resentment is because Corydon will face a parliamentary hearing tomorrow about the planned sale, where he is expected to be grilled by Parliament’s Finance Committee on the Goldman Sachs deal. The same committee will vote on the sale on Thursday. Despite the public scepticism of the deal, the Finance Ministry has stood by its decision and has been publicly backed by PM Helle Thorning-Schmidt.

Of course, if Goldman is involved, it guarantees future benefits for the Vampire Squid. For everyone else - except the occasional corrupt legislator - anything but.

The Danish petition can be found here.

 

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Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:18 | 4379972 Dr. Engali
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I don't blame them. I'm rather fond of my dong personally and I wouldn't give it up to the squid either, even though they keep trying to give us theirs.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:18 | 4380005 Offthebeach
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Squid Blows Dong Deal

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:23 | 4380019 Pool Shark
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Why do Jewish girls only marry guys who have been circumcised?

They want 19% off everything...

 

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:30 | 4380037 EscapeKey
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this story actually goes much deeper, and Bjarne Corydon ought to be investigated for this. No doubt he's off to a nice comfy Goldman Sachs VP position once the government is voted out during the next election. Regardless - what do the ZH posters do? point and laugh at an amusing sounding word. sheesh.

 

Morten Messerschmidth made a terrific Facebook post on the topic. Here it is, translated by Bing:

 

Many are probably soon tire of hearing about DONG. But although the matter has been thrashed in weeks, is the most serious questions yet to be tabled. For example, have no real interest in the buyback guarantee, which the State has made. It is a pity. Because if Goldman Sachs in 2018 cannot sell its shares at a price higher than they bought into, the State has committed itself to buying them at the offer price. That's what you call a State guarantee. But what is more: The Government-guaranteed back købskurs (referred to in the media as a put option in) also includes an annual business – with retroactive effect! 60 percent of the 11 billion. DKK accrue interest at a stipulated interest rate of at least 2.25 per cent.

This corresponds to the financial terms, the State issues a claim, which accrue interest at a higher interest rate than the State itself could record a loan for. Or, to put it bluntly: We are sending money directly to Goldman Sachs and inflicts State an unnecessary interest expense. Several people have asked for the motif. Why does the State of such an investment?

There can be only one response: in order to avoid a direct borrowings that will encumber the State account public debt. The kind of look for – particularly in Brussels – crapped out. But by carrying out the transaction "off balance", posted it not as an obligation, and thus hides the statistics. A well known – but for the taxpayer dearly – trick. The funny thing is, moreover, that the Danish Government and others. has criticized several southern European countries for "off balance" entries. But as the Krag once said, you have a point of view ...

The State of Denmark so investors that they guarantee for 60 per cent of the investment – at least – get your money back plus a rate of return. But it is only step one. For such a State guarantee can belånes; probably almost 100 per cent, taking the risk on the State of Denmark is (nearly) equal to zero. And belåningen will be able to happen to a comparably low interest rate, because the interest rate as the State of Denmark the borrower to have 0.5% Bjarne Corydon has stubbornly refused to give the public an insight into the deal on DONG-all Danes estate. For the same reason we can not gain insight into Goldman Sachs ' funds – maybe they do leveraged deals. It may be that 60 per cent of the capital is borrowed and funds may not take a klink out of his pocket to buy the share.

Thus is the famous put option was for a completely free (synthetic) call option at 60 per cent stock purchase. Hexerei – nur Keine Behändichkeit: investors have an opportunity to borrow part of the 11 billion. They get the costs paid and can deliver shares free back. Share price goes down, scores well above Goldman Sachs a fine interest what the market dictates. They go up, pocketing the exchange gain (on the Cayman Islands). No matter what, so it's risk-free. Just exactly how to see a call option out. And exactly why Goldman Sachs has been able to deliver "the best bet", which the Finance Minister says.

The design allows an infinite gain the ability for Goldman Sachs. But Goldman Sachs can already choose to score a giant prize. This is done by Goldman Sach finds a corresponding listed company and sells a call option on shares of this company, where the option has a duration until the expiry of the contract. Such option will introduce a considerable amount – it can be up to several billion euros – money which the Danish Parliament gives Goldman Sachs.

But gruhistorien ends not at all here. Right now marks all over the world financial markets, the tension rises. It is a risk that the stock market has fallen about 4 years, which also means that DONG has fallen in value. Thus the shares probably will be returned. This means that the State must find 11 billion. plus interest, a total of 11.5 billion. DKK in 2018 for payment of back purchase. But around the part of stock trading on the 40% of the investment, the State can properly get trapped./population 

Here is the agreement with Goldman Sachs, to say the least woolly. These shares must be bought back to "fair value", it says. But if we can't agree on the price of the part of the shares, minority shareholder so stay there forever? And Goldman Sachs with 40% of the bought shares (less than 10% of the total share capital) maintain the blocking rights which they have now?

No one can predict the stock market. But all things being equal, Goldman Sachs will require changes of DONGs company in order to ensure a great return. Following the opinion of one of the investors in Goldman Sachs funds is telling: "One of GIP's's investors, the Oregon investment Council, said in September 2011 that Global Infrastructure Partners II was targeting gross returns of 15 to 20 percent and had a target of $ 5 billion. But GIP has since raised its fundraising target based on investor demand, with media reports suggesting the fund could now top $ 8 billion ". In other words: it is absolutely other return expectations and methods that now comes into play, and this can only be achieved through savings in DONG or price increases across the Danish taxpayers.

On his own website presents Goldman Sachs their own work as follows: "Responsiveness and Creativity. With our diverse arsenal of financial products, we craft the optimal financing solution to deliver the greatest value to all parties. Our dedicated team of investment professionals can utilize a combination of growth equity, loans, bonds, project finance, derivatives, leased, private or public capital, two beachfront and deliver creative solutions ". (my emphasis).

The company advertises directly with "creative financial solutions", and so it is those who are now collaborating with the State! It also proves that as a counterparty (in the debate about the stock price) has to do with some of the most clever brains within financial solutions. You must have great confidence in himself in the Ministry of finance! They can just as well as the wolves on Wall Street through the kind of financial constructions? I hope the. Meen ...? Worst of all, however, is that those politicians who have punished banks to make opaque financial transactions, so now even taking advantage of the same ... (Translated by Bing)
Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:30 | 4380049 hedgeless_horseman
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...what do the ZH posters do? point and laugh at an amusing sounding word

Heh he........heh heh...he said, "diver's arss in hole." 

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:39 | 4380090 mliu_01
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Angry Dings Refuse To Sell DONG To Goldman Sachs

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:39 | 4380083 SAT 800
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Lady, I think you're taking this much too seriously. Even tho it is about a DONG.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:47 | 4380133 EscapeKey
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a) my avatar i anna chapman.

b) yeah, i find it freaking hilarious that goldman sachs get a risk free $100m courtesy of bribed politicians.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 13:08 | 4380226 SAT 800
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okay, you're right. (and you thought I didn't know how to get along with women). If you come over to my house, we can have a nice cup of tea and you can tell me all about it; I'm a good listener. And I love tall Brunettes.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 13:17 | 4380284 fijisailor
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Denmark is a small and more unified country.  You have a really good chance to fight off this squid (GS) attack.  Don't let any more "creative" financial instruments invade your country and institutions.  DONG will be leveraged to insolvency.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 13:58 | 4380483 atomp
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Can't believe I'm the first to do this, but...

"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark."

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:24 | 4380026 SAT 800
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Is this related to the failing Dong Farmers in China?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:46 | 4380136 A Nanny Moose
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Are they named Long Duck?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 14:14 | 4380547 kralizec
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Ho Li Dong

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 13:15 | 4380271 firstdivision
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Funny that they are trying to secure commodity businesses overseas when the US is in the process of kicking out the banking industry from owning commoditiy businesses here.  Also please note GS sale of Cogentrix and the timing of the investigations into power price manipulation by banks.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 15:39 | 4380750 New World Chaos
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This is similar to what they did in New Zealand.  The prime minister, John Key, is a Wall Street puppet.  He's been selling off national assets (mainly power company shares) while Goldman Sachs skims the transactions.  The people initiated a referendum on it last year.  So they arranged a big selloff to happen right before the referendum, and now they're going to ignore the results of the referendum vote.  What are people going to do, vote Labour?  Labour is part of the problem.  They're the ones who run up the debt so the National Party can then campaign on debt reduction.  When National gains power, they sell off national assets cheaply to well-connected foreigners.  Kiwis aren't stupid enough to let Labour run up huge debts for war and bailouts, but they are suckers for welfare spending, nanny state paper shuffling... and buying back previously sold assets at premium prices.  Yes, New Zealand has been through this before.  The money goes overseas with each cycle. 

Now the power companies are sending out the lobbyists because they don't want to pay people for solar power going back to the grid.  Coincidence?  I think not.  The Squidlings want everyone on the grid as serfs.  The solution is another petition for the government to ignore:  https://secure.avaaz.org/en/petition/The_Electricity_Authority_We_call_o... Actually, the solution is better energy storage, and there are some interesting technologies coming out for that.  Like the compressed air/heat transfer tech from http://www.lightsail.com/  Fuck the power companies!

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:20 | 4380013 edotabin
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Squid is good one way only: Fried !

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:26 | 4380035 SAT 800
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that sign is some funny shit, man. great thing the WWW; expanding my horizons. I was in Denmark once for a couple of days, but that was thirty years ago, I missed out on this sign, for sure. Had a lot of trouble understanding what anybody was saying; and that was the ones the "spoke english".

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:29 | 4380040 thunderchief
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Good for them. Tell Goldmember where to stick their trash cash.

You're money is no good here, squid, go buy some MYRA CDO's.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:44 | 4380122 The Vineyard
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I'm willing to sell my DONG for twenty dollars.  Any takers?  I didn't think so.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:11 | 4379973 Clayton Bigsby
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Oh sexy American giirrlllll-frieeennnnddddddd....

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:27 | 4379997 hedgeless_horseman
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Why do they need to sell?  Are they upside down on their Long Dutch Dong position?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:12 | 4379975 The_Ungrateful_Yid
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I made a nice living once working in a adult store selling rubber dongs.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:15 | 4379992 El Oregonian
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Ding DONG the Witch (GS) is dead.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:13 | 4379978 Clayton Bigsby
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No more yanky my wanky. Donger need food...

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:47 | 4380145 Four chan
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nice reference.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:14 | 4379982 Yancey Ward
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I hear GS is going to employ the Lorena Bobbit strategy.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:14 | 4379983 Overfed
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Ah. Eh.....I got nuthin;.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:14 | 4379985 Ms. Erable
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Sounds like GS is telling the Danes just the tip.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:29 | 4380044 SAT 800
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Right, and the Danes are telling them, don't worry we won't come in your mouth.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:15 | 4379986 therover
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Power to the people. FUCK GOLDMAN AND THEIR SACHS

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:15 | 4379991 Cacete de Ouro
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Ron Jeremy rules !

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:35 | 4380064 SAT 800
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Ron Jeremy and a 16 year old Christy Canyon; now that was PORN !; bitchaez.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 14:11 | 4380522 Kirk2NCC1701
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RJ and Jeanna Fine, the Dynamic Do-Oh

Austin Powers: Yeah, baby, yeah!

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:18 | 4379999 replaceme
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19% of DONG, where is grand paw's auto-mo-bile?????

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:19 | 4380001 CrashisOptimistic
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http://mazamascience.com/OilExport/

 

A good site to see what the oil situation is for each country of the world.

Denmark, of course, has domestic production down to 200K bpd -- down from 400K about 10 yrs ago as the North Sea is in terminal decline for Norway and the UK, too.

So hell, if that's the extent of DONG's holdings, talk up the price and take Goldman's money (who don't seem to have done good research on this).

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:18 | 4380004 Save_America1st
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I always knew the vampire squid loved to suck on DONG.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:18 | 4380008 i_call_you_my_base
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Goldman: no means yes!

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 14:11 | 4380531 Kirk2NCC1701
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They're 'French' that way:  No means Maybe, and Maybe means Yes.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:20 | 4380010 Save_America1st
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changing name to "Goldman's DONG and Sach"

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:20 | 4380012 spekulatn
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Best headline of the year.....so far. Well done.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:20 | 4380014 Bastiat
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We got your Dong right here pal.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:21 | 4380018 Schmuck Raker
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Stoopid Danes, I bet they don't even know to keep their gold reserves in New York and Paris. Sheesh.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:23 | 4380023 youngman
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I think the Danes are very Racist.....they probably do not like the Clan

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:25 | 4380032 _ConanTheLibert...
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but the chicks are hot. I met them everywhere.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:22 | 4380024 _ConanTheLibert...
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HOLY DONG!

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 14:04 | 4380498 Kirk2NCC1701
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Is that a circumcised DONG?  Economic Mohels* from GS are standing by.  ;-)

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moel

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:23 | 4380027 Cornholiovanderbilt
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Muppets are no longer selling there Dong to goldman suchs.  Great development!!

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:30 | 4380031 LMAOLORI
Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:27 | 4380033 J S Bach
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Those dang Danes and their darn DONG.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:27 | 4380034 Tinky
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Long Dong (and) Silver!

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 13:59 | 4380485 Kirk2NCC1701
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+1.  You beat me to it.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:26 | 4380038 WhiteHose
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What ever happened to the Dong farmers last week? Gave up farming and started an energy company??

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:33 | 4380054 SAT 800
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That;s what I was trying to figure out. or maybe these are Danish Dong Farmers, disguised as an energy company? I'll tell you one thing, you aren't going to understand one damn thing anybody is trying to explain to you over there; I think they just made up that language.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:29 | 4380039 ShrNfr
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Dong gone are they ever stubborn.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:30 | 4380047 Svendblaaskaeg
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"..nearly 150,000 signatures.."

187,736

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:31 | 4380048 Smegley Wanxalot
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DONG, no, but Danes will gladly sell their POON 

(Petroleum, Oil, Other Necessities, for you perverts)

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:33 | 4380057 dogmete
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Not one single funny Dong joke yet.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:34 | 4380058 Woodhippie
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I'd give my DONG to GS. 

They could use a good ass raping.

Maybe make them toss my salad while I'm at it.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:38 | 4380077 D-Fens
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All your DONG are belong to us.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:41 | 4380103 Apeman
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This is one DONG the squid won't suck.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:41 | 4380105 asscannon101
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Every Dong has its day...

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:47 | 4380132 muleskinner
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Isn't it extortion?  Looks like extortion.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:48 | 4380139 Palladin
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Well the Danes got their Dong's, look what the Austrian's have....

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/austria.asp

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:47 | 4380140 Rodders75
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Ding dong merrily on high

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:48 | 4380149 Judge Crater
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So when Danish PM Helle Thorning-Schmidt was taking a "selfie" with Obama at the Nelson Mandela funeral party, she had a political reason to discuss dongs with Obama.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:59 | 4380167 bobcromwell
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Investment banking will turn fiat currency into hot potatoes.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 13:02 | 4380204 Frank N. Beans
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eat me squid pro quo

 

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 13:39 | 4380298 Johnny Cocknballs
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maybe they know what goldman represents at root - a concerted effort to rob the majority of people in every nation that plays host to it.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 14:05 | 4380504 Finnman
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Stupid Danes, they don't understand that Goldman Sachs is just doing work of Blankfein's god (Luficer?)

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 14:17 | 4380555 syntaxterror
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If you like your DONG, you can keep your DONG.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 14:24 | 4380584 Kirk2NCC1701
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Prime Minister of Denmark (Helle Thorning Schmidt): 

"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The swings and falls of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms and DONG against a sea of US troubles,
And by opposing end them? To lie, to weep, to die, to sleep."

Helle: "Damn, I knew that Wookie would come after me for the Selfie with Barak!"

http://www.christianpost.com/buzzvine/michelle-obama-gives-prime-ministe...

Kirk: "I knew something was rotten in Denmark!"

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 14:26 | 4380594 FubarNation
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Long Dong

Short Dong

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 14:32 | 4380610 Kirk2NCC1701
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"I will speak daggers to her, but use none".  Hamlet quote, Act III, Sc.II

"I will use daggers on her*, but speak none".  Wookie, Act II, Sc.I

 

* Helle Thorning Schmidt, PM of Denmark.  Hottie/MILF, who took a Selfie with Obama at Mandela's funeral.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 14:39 | 4380648 Kirk2NCC1701
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DONG CEO: "Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe?" (quoting Hamlet, Act III, Sc. II)

p.s. Did you know that Kirk did Shakespearean acting in his youth?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 15:19 | 4380914 WTFUD
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@Kirk
' get thee to a Dongery '

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 14:44 | 4380671 Kirk2NCC1701
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"This is the very ecstasy of love". - (Hamlet Quote Act II, Sc I).

"Credit Default Swaps are the very ecstasy of Finance" – GS CEO

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 15:11 | 4380731 Kirk2NCC1701
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The Squid: "Denmark, DONG, how do I love thee?** 

 

Let me count the ways:

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height 

My tentacles can reach, when feeling out of sight,

For the ends of having and ideal lays.

I love thee to the level of every day's

Most quiet greed, by sun and moon-light.

I love thee freely, as men strive for might.

I love thee purely, as mine turn from strays.

I love thee with the passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.

I love thee with a love I seemed to lose 

With my lost stains.  

I love thee with the breath, 

Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,

I shall but love thee better after death."

 

** Reference to Elizabeth Barrett Browning's famous poem (Sonnet 43)

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 14:59 | 4380748 SweetDoug
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Find out which, what and who the $?φ?@†$ are behind this sale to Goldman!

Why are they selling? Why not sell to the public?

Who's weaseling around in the background, pushing this?

 

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V-V

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 15:03 | 4380776 WTFUD
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Rip it up and start again! Goldmandingo

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 16:17 | 4381280 TheObsoleteMan
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Sell my DONG? At my age, I can't even give it away!

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 05:30 | 4383399 Papasmurf
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If you like your Dong, you can keep your Dong.

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