What's Wrong With This Schizo-media Picture

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It took about 10 seconds for our collective brains to spot what is wrong with this picture, courtesy of the Bloomberg media empire...

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Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:11 | 4379212 wallstreetapost...
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It would be even worse if seeking alpha or motley fool had a news ticker.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:58 | 4379356 GetZeeGold
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Word is the jailed millionaire sent Martin Armstrong the gold for safe keeping.....maybe they should just call him.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:57 | 4379361 idea_hamster
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Overheard at the GS forex watercooler:

"First they say 'I wanna be global -- I wanna trade forex like the cool kids!'  Then they're like, 'Waaa -- Stop fixing forex rates! I don't need training wheels on the market!' Now they're like, 'OMFG -- forex rates are all over the fucking place!' Shutting down Bberg chat is going to save my sanity -- G-d's work is friggin' thankless.  Oh, did you see the new Quattroporto?  SWEET!"

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:27 | 4379472 EscapeKey
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you should look into the DONG deal Goldman Sachs have engineered themselves in Denmark. It's so thoroughly corrupt, that it's only a question of which VP position within Goldman Sachs he's been promised.

 

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 11:27 | 4379698 Blues Traveler
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As one ZHer put it "Seeking Obama"

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:10 | 4379213 BandGap
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Like watching a ping-pong match on LSD.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:13 | 4379219 Sudden Debt
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Thai ping-pong

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:16 | 4379226 doomandbloom
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U want news.! we got news! all types sold here. Just pick what you like.

 

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:10 | 4379412 TheFourthStooge-ing
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So is the Yen declancing or advining?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 11:14 | 4379654 Spanky
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It's still the same.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:57 | 4380178 A Nanny Moose
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Yes.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:12 | 4379214 Ghordius
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sigh. is there a word for multiple schizofrenia?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:17 | 4379230 Occident Mortal
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Yes, the word is 'schizofrenia'.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:22 | 4379242 Sudden Debt
Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:24 | 4379249 Ghordius
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argh... did not know that, thought schizofrenia was a polar thing. now I realize that the sky is the limit

is this why bots have to be used more and more to read and react to news? 'cause people were increasingly going crazy?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:16 | 4379433 buckethead
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How does a bot respond to such headlines? Perhaps this was not unintentional?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:54 | 4379341 blindman
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"regressive and progressive,bifurcating schizophrenia."

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:17 | 4379232 spastic_colon
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didn't The Who make an album and movie about that............

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:23 | 4379243 smlbizman
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who?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:45 | 4379304 knukles
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The Doctor

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:47 | 4379550 XitSam
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Guess

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 13:01 | 4380202 A Nanny Moose
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The guy on 1st base.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:36 | 4379278 Headbanger
Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:46 | 4379313 Blano
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Try it on acid sometime (just sayin).

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 11:00 | 4379606 Stoploss
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Cybil

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:15 | 4379220 MEAN BUSINESS
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Goooood Morning Vietnaaaaam!

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:14 | 4379221 max2205
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Things do change overnight

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:28 | 4379255 BandGap
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And then unchange, then rechange and then change back into what they were before they changed.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:52 | 4379579 MsCreant
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Hope and change?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:14 | 4379222 Seasmoke
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This is what happens when we all have no idea, what the fuck is happening. They have definitely broken the mold. 

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:29 | 4379257 BandGap
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The start of chaos always looks like this.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:40 | 4379286 The Vineyard
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I found Waldo.  He's playing with himself behind a tree.  Now where is my prize?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:19 | 4379449 therearetoomany...
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Teehee.

 

"I turned on Fox News.  Obama delivered the state of the union address.  I didn't listen.  Perhaps I'm paranoid.  But I just don't trust my government.  The president is an accomplished liar.  He enjoys blowing smoke up the collective ass of the American people."

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:18 | 4379223 Sudden Debt
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ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!

http://youtu.be/WlBiLNN1NhQ

they really knew how to make a great movie back in the days...

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:23 | 4379245 madcows
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life's a piece of shit.  when you look at it.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:53 | 4379588 MsCreant
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[Whistle chorus of guys, hanging on crosses].

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:16 | 4379225 Quinvarius
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CNBC already killed any presige or credibility financial journalism had.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:17 | 4379228 Silver Garbage Man
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More bullshit = more bullshit
It just keeps on coming.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:17 | 4379229 blindman
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it is the yen and the yang.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:38 | 4379282 blindman
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no, it is the cheech and the chong
daily update!
,
the chin and the chang.
the ching and the ka ching!

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:44 | 4379299 blindman
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seeking causation in financial markets is
apparently all
guesswork on mushrooms or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:59 | 4379367 blindman
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or is it algo tripping in hft land?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:55 | 4379595 MsCreant
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The HFT bots on acid have become sentient. They don't like what they see but think they can grow their way out of it.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:20 | 4379234 doggis
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THIS IS CLASSIC EVIL AMERI"K"AN EMPIRE TACTICS. 

#1 DESTABILIZE TURKEY [VIA CURRENCY MANIPULATION] FOR HELPING IRAN SETTLE OIL SHIPMENTS IN GOLD AND CIRCUMVENT THE US DOLLAR.

#2 LET MSM BAFFLE THE SHEEPLE MASSES WITH BULLSHIT.

#3 CONTINUE TO DESTABLILIZE TURKEY WITH GRINDING THE ECONOMY TO A HALT WITH SHOCK AND AWE GAP UP'S IN INTEREST RATES. 

#4 NEXT RIOTS BY THE TURKISH PEOPLE, WITH ALL FUNDS NEEDED FOR ORGANIZing SAID RIOTS FUNDED BY SPECIAL PURPOSE FUNDING VEHICLES BY THE CIA [SPV IS actually paid via a world tax on all peoples by VIRTUE OF A usd reserve currency]

see the ukraine for FURTHER reference to said destablilizing...

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:27 | 4379252 HL Shancken
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Don't you have a school bus to catch?

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:33 | 4379268 unplugged
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Its really sad to see what we've (U.S.) become.  No longer the beacon of goodness, liberty, freedom.  Its a very very strange feeling when my gut tells me that I admire Putin-Russia more than Obama-NSA-CIA.  Are we, together with Saudi Al Quedia & the London Banksters the new Axis-of-Evil ?   Say it ain't so.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 10:29 | 4379474 Millivanilli
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Do you think the cops have a case in the Justin Beiber felony egg throwing case?  LOL...

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 11:17 | 4379664 Spanky
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Only if they beat a confession out of him.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 13:15 | 4380266 StychoKiller
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Whip'im, whip'im good!

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 09:20 | 4379236 Rising Sun
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Bloomberg is a fluff rag, much like that piece of shit "Seeking Alpha".

 

Seeking Alpha is where insiders post pump articles for bag holders dumb enough to buy into what is being promoted - finance porn.

 

Thank goodness for ZH and the Tylers!!!!!

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