What's Wrong With This Schizo-media Picture

Tyler Durden's picture

It took about 10 seconds for our collective brains to spot what is wrong with this picture, courtesy of the Bloomberg media empire...

And zoomed in:

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wallstreetaposteriori's picture

It would be even worse if seeking alpha or motley fool had a news ticker.

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

Word is the jailed millionaire sent Martin Armstrong the gold for safe keeping.....maybe they should just call him.

idea_hamster's picture

Overheard at the GS forex watercooler:

"First they say 'I wanna be global -- I wanna trade forex like the cool kids!'  Then they're like, 'Waaa -- Stop fixing forex rates! I don't need training wheels on the market!' Now they're like, 'OMFG -- forex rates are all over the fucking place!' Shutting down Bberg chat is going to save my sanity -- G-d's work is friggin' thankless.  Oh, did you see the new Quattroporto?  SWEET!"

EscapeKey's picture

you should look into the DONG deal Goldman Sachs have engineered themselves in Denmark. It's so thoroughly corrupt, that it's only a question of which VP position within Goldman Sachs he's been promised.

 

BandGap's picture

Like watching a ping-pong match on LSD.

Ghordius's picture

sigh. is there a word for multiple schizofrenia?

Occident Mortal's picture

Yes, the word is 'schizofrenia'.

Ghordius's picture

argh... did not know that, thought schizofrenia was a polar thing. now I realize that the sky is the limit

is this why bots have to be used more and more to read and react to news? 'cause people were increasingly going crazy?

buckethead's picture

How does a bot respond to such headlines? Perhaps this was not unintentional?

blindman's picture

"regressive and progressive,bifurcating schizophrenia."

spastic_colon's picture

didn't The Who make an album and movie about that............

Blano's picture

Try it on acid sometime (just sayin).

MEAN BUSINESS's picture

Goooood Morning Vietnaaaaam!

max2205's picture

Things do change overnight

BandGap's picture

And then unchange, then rechange and then change back into what they were before they changed.

Seasmoke's picture

This is what happens when we all have no idea, what the fuck is happening. They have definitely broken the mold. 

BandGap's picture

The start of chaos always looks like this.

The Vineyard's picture

I found Waldo.  He's playing with himself behind a tree.  Now where is my prize?

therearetoomanyidiots's picture

Teehee.

 

"I turned on Fox News.  Obama delivered the state of the union address.  I didn't listen.  Perhaps I'm paranoid.  But I just don't trust my government.  The president is an accomplished liar.  He enjoys blowing smoke up the collective ass of the American people."

Sudden Debt's picture

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!

http://youtu.be/WlBiLNN1NhQ

they really knew how to make a great movie back in the days...

madcows's picture

life's a piece of shit.  when you look at it.

MsCreant's picture

[Whistle chorus of guys, hanging on crosses].

Quinvarius's picture

CNBC already killed any presige or credibility financial journalism had.

Silver Garbage Man's picture

More bullshit = more bullshit
It just keeps on coming.

blindman's picture

it is the yen and the yang.

blindman's picture

no, it is the cheech and the chong
daily update!
,
the chin and the chang.
the ching and the ka ching!

blindman's picture

seeking causation in financial markets is
apparently all
guesswork on mushrooms or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.

blindman's picture

or is it algo tripping in hft land?

MsCreant's picture

The HFT bots on acid have become sentient. They don't like what they see but think they can grow their way out of it.

doggis's picture

THIS IS CLASSIC EVIL AMERI"K"AN EMPIRE TACTICS. 

#1 DESTABILIZE TURKEY [VIA CURRENCY MANIPULATION] FOR HELPING IRAN SETTLE OIL SHIPMENTS IN GOLD AND CIRCUMVENT THE US DOLLAR.

#2 LET MSM BAFFLE THE SHEEPLE MASSES WITH BULLSHIT.

#3 CONTINUE TO DESTABLILIZE TURKEY WITH GRINDING THE ECONOMY TO A HALT WITH SHOCK AND AWE GAP UP'S IN INTEREST RATES. 

#4 NEXT RIOTS BY THE TURKISH PEOPLE, WITH ALL FUNDS NEEDED FOR ORGANIZing SAID RIOTS FUNDED BY SPECIAL PURPOSE FUNDING VEHICLES BY THE CIA [SPV IS actually paid via a world tax on all peoples by VIRTUE OF A usd reserve currency]

see the ukraine for FURTHER reference to said destablilizing...

HL Shancken's picture

Don't you have a school bus to catch?

unplugged's picture

Its really sad to see what we've (U.S.) become.  No longer the beacon of goodness, liberty, freedom.  Its a very very strange feeling when my gut tells me that I admire Putin-Russia more than Obama-NSA-CIA.  Are we, together with Saudi Al Quedia & the London Banksters the new Axis-of-Evil ?   Say it ain't so.

Millivanilli's picture

Do you think the cops have a case in the Justin Beiber felony egg throwing case?  LOL...

Spanky's picture

Only if they beat a confession out of him.

Rising Sun's picture

Bloomberg is a fluff rag, much like that piece of shit "Seeking Alpha".

 

Seeking Alpha is where insiders post pump articles for bag holders dumb enough to buy into what is being promoted - finance porn.

 

Thank goodness for ZH and the Tylers!!!!!