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Pending Home Sales See Biggest Collapse Since May 2010: Weather, Affordability Blamed

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Pending Home Sales collapsed 8.7% month-over-month - the worst since May 2010 - missing by the most in over 3 years. This is a 6.1% drop YoY. Sellside consensus (-0.3%) was unaware of the horrible weather in December until 13 minutes ago. Of course, analysts could never have guessed that weather could have an impact (and ths reduce their expectations) but NAR's Larry Yun notes "unusually disruptive weather" prevented buyers from looking. However, he goes on to add that "Home prices rising faster than income is also giving pause to some potential buyers." This unusually honest line from the realtor mouthpiece is notable.




But blaming this "miss" on weather means that analyst forecasting this number have no idea.

Isn't it odd that everyone blames the weather, but apparently when they were forecasting consensus they DIDN'T KNOW what the weather would be? (while it had already been!!)


Joe Lavorgna forecast +0.5% was not the worst but a 7-sigma miss of consensus is extreme!!!


Larry Yun explains what they missed

Lawrence Yun , NAR chief economist, said several factors are working against buyers. “Unusually disruptive weather across large stretches of the country in December forced people indoors and prevented some buyers from looking at homes or making offers,” he said. “Home prices rising faster than income is also giving pause to some potential buyers, while at the same time a lack of inventory means insufficient choice. Although it could take several months for us to get a clearer read on market momentum, job growth and pent-up demand are positive factors.”


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Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:12 | 4384033 Max Damage
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They need to change pending home sales after that crap number. Change it to pending room sales? They change how to measure everything else. Should increace the stats by a factor of 10 using rooms, and then they can ramp away on such awesome growth figures

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:32 | 4384116 WarriorClass
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But shouldn't the existing inventory of empty houses result in a lower price?

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:36 | 4384128 derek_vineyard
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pretty much everyone is now 'all in' with O's economic recovery.   no more fish to reel in so time to legislate more recovery.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:42 | 4384140 ndotken
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When weather is bad, it keeps buyers from shopping ... when weather is good, buyers have better things to do than shop for a home ... realtors just can't seem to catch a fucking break   /sarc

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:49 | 4384174 101 years and c...
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the weather was normal winter weather in Dec.  they try to use weather since it is fresh in our minds of how bad the CURRENT weather is.  complete joke.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 14:09 | 4384565 dontgoforit
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In the realm of the funny cynic, this ain't half bad......ain't half good either.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:52 | 4384157 zaphod42
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"But shouldn't the existing inventory of empty houses result in a lower price?"

Only now, at the end, do you understand the true power of the dark side of Free Market Capitalism.


edit:  and realize the anatomical position of the 'unseen hand' and what it it is up to.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 13:50 | 4384508 Blankenstein
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"dark side of Free Market Capitalism."

You mean like QE1 - QE3, bank bailouts, the twist, etc. ?

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:33 | 4384119 The Vineyard
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This real estate market isn't too bad--all things considered.  When they lift interest rates, that's when you'll see everything shit the bed.  But who knows when that will happen.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:31 | 4384295 NotApplicable
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I was looking at the local small town county seat newspaper RE ads last night and noted most of them had a big "REDUCED" label on them.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:12 | 4384034 ParkAveFlasher
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What should we do today honey?  Buy a house?

Nah, too cold.

OK then, let's watch a movie.  In fact I think the Godfather is on.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:26 | 4384096 G.O.O.D
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No darlin, lets watch gold get fvkin moneyhammered again today

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:16 | 4384230 ParkAveFlasher
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We did that last week.  Wait a second, Groundhog Day is on.  Let's watch that again.  I love the part when he wakes up and it's the same day repeating.  I can watch it again and again.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:51 | 4384355 ParkAveFlasher
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We did that last week.  Wait a second, Groundhog Day is on.  Let's watch that again.  I love the part when he wakes up and it's the same day repeating.  I can watch it again and again.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:28 | 4384105 Millivanilli
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Honey, our wages our stagnant or falling and you are at risk of layoff.  We'll never be able to pay our student loans let alone "buy" a house with rising prices.   Sighs...

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:01 | 4384192 101 years and c...
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maybe we should look at obama's plan to further rape us by opening a myRA. 

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:38 | 4384136 zaphod42
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W:  "What should we do today honey? Buy a house?"

H:  Yeah.  Let's sell our house and buy a much large McMansion. 

[[6 months later]]

W:  No one is buying our house.  Why not?

H:  I hear the only homes being purchased are ones in "pre-foreclosure."  And those are being purchased for cash, at about 60 cents on the dollar.  And we can't afford to take a loss and still buy a new home.  Plus, no one who doesn't 'own' a home has enough cash saved for a down payment to qualify.  They cannot save - hell, they can't even stay current with their rent.

W:  ::sighs::  I guess we're screwed, huh?

[[scene fades as lights go out]]


Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:50 | 4384169 ChanceIs
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I know that I am way out there past six sigma in my thinking - suppose that Doug Casey and Karl Denninger are my siblings amongst identical triplets, separated at birth and otherwise unknown to me.  (Of course they are both way more successful so that analogy only goes so far.)  When I am in house buying mode - a rare occurrence - then I love rotten weather.  I am in Washington, DC where through federal government corruption wages are very high.  People fight over homes.  I saw one bid up 10% back in August.  Sooooooooo if you want a house in Washington and one comes on the market, you better pray that it is raining and get off your fat a*&.  I can be somewhat sure that in the rest of the (normal) world weather might have some negative impact.  But still - supply and demand.  That empty house sitting on the market is an opportunity cost to the seller.  If demand is low - whether it is weather related or not - the buyer has some incremental negotiating power.  Best to get on the raincoat or snowshoes and hit those open houses.

I wouldn't go so far as to say that rotten weather should enhance sales, but........

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:13 | 4384036 buzzsaw99
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fun yun - job growth - yuk yuk

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:41 | 4384147 BandGap
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The word "collapse" is being used in a lot of headlines this week.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:12 | 4384037 syntaxterror
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Bigger Fools are getting tougher to find.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:16 | 4384055 JPM Hater001
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Oh, I don't know about that...we have plenty where I live.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:33 | 4384122 syntaxterror
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Unless your local airport has direct flights from China, good luck with finding the next bigger fools.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:12 | 4384038 Jason T
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weather is playing a role .. hard to work or do much anything is this cold.  

farmers almanac nailed it bigtime!

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:13 | 4384044 Kaiser Sousa
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"Pending Home Sales collapsed 8.7% month-over-month - the worst since May 2010 - missing by the most in over 3 years. This is a 6.1% drop YoY."

who Facebook - right?????



Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:13 | 4384046 One And Only
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"Home prices rising faster than income is also giving pause to some potential buyers."

When 50% are all-cash deals, remind me again why income matters?

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 14:01 | 4384545 Blankenstein
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These cash buyers are a bunch of specuvestors who need an end user (renter or buyer) to make money.  So if these end users don't have any income, the specuvestors will be stuck with a bunch of "great investments" they will need to unload - it will be a race to the exits.  

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:16 | 4384047 dizzyfingers
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How about 91 million people have no jobs, and most of the others don't earn enough to qualify for any mortgage? And don't forget that real estate taxes are going up while "value" (what one can get when selling) is plummeting...

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:28 | 4384103 G.O.O.D
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Or if you do have a job it is fracking in the man camps so who the fvk needs a house? Not like you are ever going to go there anyway.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:16 | 4384053 youngman
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I have had many showings at my I raised the price...screw em....

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:23 | 4384090 DblAjent
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It took 100 days to sell our home in the Raleigh / Durham Triangle and we got what we paid for it 7 years ago. Friends say we lived for free...not. I put $25k into it. No shortage of showings. Buyers were just not that motivated (or, rather, concerned).

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:34 | 4384120 greatbeard
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>> I have had many showings at my offers..

I'm looking for a new ghetto dwelling with not much success.  I have my eye on one that wasn't priced yet, a Homepath repo.  So I ask a realtor to let me know when it's priced.  He tells me Homepath isn't going to price it (lie) but they are taking highest and best offer (lie) and that I'd better step up to the plate as they are getting lots of showings (lie again.  Houses in that area migt be getting lots of showings but this one isn't even on the market). And as a matter of fact, it was just shown yesterday (more than likely another lie, but certainly a scare tactic).  Fuck him and fuck all realtors that I've ever met.  I a firm believer in honesty and fairness but I'll be damned if realtors don't all deserve any fucking they get.  Every stinking one of them I've ever had the displeasure of getting to know business wise was a lying shit bag.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:41 | 4384151 G.O.O.D
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I will sell you my shack beard, cheap.. 20% down and you can take care of this dump for awhile.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:56 | 4384182 greatbeard
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>> 20% down and you can take care of this dump for awhile.

Tell me more, bro.  But I'm one of those flush baby boomer types, I pay all cash.  No fucking around, no surveys, on inspections, no insurance, no financing, no whiny wife.  Right house (property actually, I buy property and deal with what-ever house is sitting on it), right price, done deal, close anytime.  I don't pussy foot around.  All that pillow biting stuff home buyers go through is just a cash cow for the real estate industry and their hangers on.  Fuck them all.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 14:12 | 4384577 Blankenstein
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This nauseating commercial about sums it up:


"All that pillow biting stuff home buyers go through is just a cash cow for the real estate industry"



Thu, 01/30/2014 - 17:18 | 4385482 eddymunster
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@ greatbeard the fucking lot of 'em.



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Thu, 01/30/2014 - 14:28 | 4384632 Zadig
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No offers means your price is too high.  I've had quite a few offers on my house, which is within $5k of the fluctuating zillow price, but they never close.  Lenders have pulled the financing from 'pre-approved' buyers days before closing multiple times.  It's currently under contract again and I'm not really expecting it to close this time either.  Apparently I'll have to write another check to a contractor before they let me know.  

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:14 | 4384054 T-NUTZ
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Yeah the weather has been BRUTAL in phoenix, San Diego, LA, Vegas...

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:21 | 4384132 foodstampbarry
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I agree, it was sunny yesterday and I had to turn the air conditioner on. Today, it's cloudy. The weather fluctuations in Tampa are a real horror.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:27 | 4384281 Tall Tom
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It is too hot in San Diego. It is forecast to be 80 Degrees today in the inland valley, in Lakeside, where I live.


Nobody wants to live here in the heat near a beach. There is no rain or snow. There is a drought.  Who would buy a property here?

The weather is so bad.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:16 | 4384057 Its All Good
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Thank God that we have the weather cooperating to play scapegoat for all of our economy's maladies...



Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:09 | 4384215 Tall Tom
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The Super Toilet Bowl LOSER will blame the weather. The Sportscasters will blame the weather. The NFL will blame the weather for poor ticket sales and not their INEPTNESS for choosing such a Cold Weather site in an UNDOMED Stadium.


It reminds me when I was a kid and the parents told me to go weed the yard...


It's too hot was the excuse.


The population has turned into a bunch of whiny adult-children dependent on Mommy Government and Daddy Federal Reserve to take care of all of their needs.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:17 | 4384058 FieldingMellish
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Honesty would be "lack of drug dealers to launder money for is the cause"

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:30 | 4384111 G.O.O.D
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Damn states legalizing pot is the problem. now we have no cartels to wash the money through RE

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:18 | 4384063 BudFox2012
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Don't worry, these numbers will skyrocket next month as I just bought 1/2 the city of Detriot for $27.97

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:27 | 4384099 BandGap
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And they threw na case of Bud Light, to, didn't they?

When the SHTF Detroit is goingto be OK. They have nothing left.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:13 | 4384223 BudFox2012
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Exactly.  Everything that can be burned or stolen is long since gone, and everyone has moved.  Some people will be bugging out to the wilderness to get away from people when TSHTF, I will be bugging in to the city for the same reason.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:43 | 4384153 G.O.O.D
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Man did you ever get ripped off. A sucker born every minute.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:10 | 4384217 BudFox2012
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Actually, you the tax payer got ripped off.  I paid with my EBT card.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:14 | 4384226 Tall Tom
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You purchased a Property Tax Bill to pay for the LOSER Government remaining there?


Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:30 | 4384290 BudFox2012
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yeah, that $1.16 in property tax each year is going to be a killer, but I'll find a way to manage.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:18 | 4384067 Dr. Engali
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Rising income... LOl. Real income has been on the decline since the seventies.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:19 | 4384075 gafgroocK
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Can I buy one of the casinos from you for $15?

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:34 | 4384078 dizzyfingers
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"But ... analysts forecasting this number have no idea."

The problem with nearly all "news" found in newspapers, on tv, and online.

Also US birth rate is down; young folks w/o children may prefer smaller and rentier.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:25 | 4384094 j0nx
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Weather has sucked in Northeast for the whole month and that has taken a toll but prices have gone nowhere from what I can tell when usually they drop hard after August. I think everyone is also got the deflation idea in they know that RE will drop hard at some point soon and they'd rather wait it out for another 30% drop. This is where I stand myself. Waiting on the sidelines with cash but not about to buy at the top either.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:55 | 4384183 ChanceIs
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Your thinking is normal times.  But these are the decades of the FED PUT - on everything.  God forbid that the price of tootsie rolls drop.  We need inflation everywhere.

OBTW.  Would you buy a house with cash w/o having first bought a congressman with a pittance from what must be a sizeable personal hoard?

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:25 | 4384097 Rising Sun
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Larry Yun at NAR is a fuckhead.


Affordability??  Really???  Or a market top and this shit fucking market is ready to go down like a hooker on a room full of sailors.



Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:27 | 4384100 glossolalia
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Does ZH get paid everytime it uses the word "collapse" or something?

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:31 | 4384118 syntaxterror
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Does CNBC get paid every time they use the word "surge" or "all time high" or "best market since 1997" or "buy the fucking dip!"?

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:44 | 4384154 Blano
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Don't forget "off the lows."

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:58 | 4384186 Tall Tom
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So what if they did?

If that is the case then let me help them out.


The US ECONOMY is in a state of COLLAPSE.


Obama's Presidency is in a state of COLLAPSE.

The US Government is in a state of COLLAPSE.

The value of the US Currency is in a state of COLLAPSE.

Most other Nations are in ADVANCED states of COLLAPSE.

The COMEX price for Paper Gold is in a state of COLLAPSE.

Physical Gold Inventories are in a state of COLLAPSE.

I am awaiting the day when the price of Gold on the Comex COLLAPSES to ZERO as it will signal that COMEX HAS COLLAPSED as there is no DEMAND for Paper Gold. (Of course prices of Physical will have SKYROCKETED as the DISCONNECT has become APPARENT.)


Oh...Back to the topic...The Real Estate Market is in a state of COLLAPSE.

House Prices will also be in a state of COLLAPSE after Interest Rates RISE from the COLLAPSING QE.

Of course MyRA will become MANDATORY in a vain attempt to keep Interest Rates down at COLLAPSED LEVELS.

Then your IRA, 401K, and personal wealth will be in a state of COLLAPSE.


So why don't you collapse into your fucking insane hole where you can fantasize about how terrific everything is NOT?


If ZH got some money for the word, COLLAPSE, then I am pleased I can help them out.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:12 | 4384224 glossolalia
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OK, that's "collapse" 17 times at $.05 per instance for $.85. Where should I mail the check?

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:28 | 4384101 corporatewhore
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why would i buy after i lost my home in 2008?

no one can give me a warranty deed.

no title insurance carrier will warranty the title is valid.

why feed the MERS monster.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 15:38 | 4384992 CheapBastard
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Many title closings are defective between 2004 and 2008...those folks are in for a big surprise when they sell 10-15 years down the road an dmust fork out $$$$$ to fix the problem [on top of the fat RE commisions, fees, etc].

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:28 | 4384102 glossolalia
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Does ZH get paid everytime it uses the word "collapse" or something?

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:32 | 4384115 syntaxterror
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Does CNBC get paid every time they use the word "surge" or "all time high" or "best market since 1997" or "buy the fucking dip!"?

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:45 | 4384155 Blano
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Don't forget "off the lows."

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:44 | 4384335 atomp
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Deja vu!

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:31 | 4384110 syntaxterror
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The 100,000,000 people on welfare should be allowed to "buy" homes. In fact, "buying" a home is a human right.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:33 | 4384123 glossolalia
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I heard it's 300,000,000.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:42 | 4384150 dizzyfingers
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Glossolalia: yes, probably; it's hard to find the real numbers.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 15:39 | 4385001 CheapBastard
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<< The 100,000,000 people on welfare should be allowed to "buy" homes. In fact, "buying" a home is a human right. >>

It's only Fair, verdad?

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:39 | 4384133 krispkritter
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From the makers of the 'Obamaphone', the 'Obamahome'! No payments, no utiliites, no nuttin'!

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:40 | 4384137 corporatewhore
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i really like this idea.  preferably i can use my EBT card for a downpayment and monthly too!

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:35 | 4384127 SandiaMan
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This just in. Weather caused Natural gas to rise.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:03 | 4384199 zaphod42
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How is that possible?  Get to frackin' guys.


Thu, 01/30/2014 - 14:11 | 4384571 cbxer55
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This just in: weather caused my turds to appear more polished than normal. Hmmmm!!!!

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:35 | 4384129 fuu
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But at least the NY Fed is permitted to continue reverse repo operations through January 2015. Additionally daily size was increased to $5,000,000,000 per counterparty per day

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:42 | 4384143 Quinvarius
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That is the only way they are going to obsfucate their balance sheet and still pump free money to connected bankers.  Trade their balance sheet garbage debt overnight for cash.  Then buy it back the next day for the agreed upon higher price, no matter what it did overnight, plus interest the next day.  That is how a reverse repo works for the Fed.  If they do that every day, and big enough, they will have Schroedingers toxic balance sheet and invisible QE to infinity.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:48 | 4384170 fuu
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Some back of the napkin math:


Since 12/2/2013 $2,061,547,000,000 has been accepted in RRP transactions. 

December 2013 Total: $729,048,000,000.

January 2014 Total: $1,332,499,000,000.

$215,749,000,000 at 0.05 prior to 12/21/13.

$1,845,798,000,000 at 0.03 after 12/21/13.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:37 | 4384131 adr
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Are the homebuilders rallying on this news? Terrible news is great news right?

I can't stomach looking at charts anymore.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:38 | 4384134 Handful of Dust
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Did the Chinese cash buyers find a better location?


New Zealand?

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:40 | 4384139 mayhem_korner
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For the housing market, the MSM refers to people with no money as "buyers."

Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.  -Linus van Pelt

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:40 | 4384148 Dapper Dan
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I just bought Baltic Ave with 2 hotels from some guy named Thimble.

I looked at Mediterranean, but it was just crap and only got 1/2 the rent of Baltic.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:40 | 4384320 Tall Tom
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All I got was Boardwalk and Park Place with some lousy Hotels.


They need to make some Casinos for that Game.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:43 | 4384152 MFLTucson
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This too is part of the wonderful economy the Kenyan clown snake oil salesman told the sheep about in the State of a collapsing Union.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:46 | 4384159 G.O.O.D
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Fvk it, I am going to sell this shithole. buy a Monaco Diesel Pusher and watch this dive disappear in the rear view mirror.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:47 | 4384161 Freewheelin Franklin
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When in doubt, blame the weather. 

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:13 | 4384201 the not so migh...
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the obvious answer is to increase the size of the stealth inventory

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:05 | 4384208 Caracalla
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Investors moving out of housing and into stocks...Yet another reason to BTFD!

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:18 | 4384241 notadouche
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That's ok as we can always recalculate the GDP and have it come out to whatever number we want.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 12:49 | 4384311 TheRideNeverEnds
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Cool this explains why the market is up 1.5% today; since the real economy is collapsing this should be a good bottom for the push past 1900 towards our year end target of 2500 what with Yellen about to double QE on her way to quadrupling it. 

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 13:25 | 4384437 Music101
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Eventually it all has to blow up -- it's a WORLD OF DEBT!!! See Funny Video Below "WORLD OF DEBT":


Thu, 01/30/2014 - 14:27 | 4384628 W74
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Part of me wants to set vacant homes on fire, but the other part of me realizes that that would probably benefit the bankers anyway.  Fvck me comin' & goin' they do.

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