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Caption Contest: Bye Bye Ben
It would seem, after 8 years at the helm of the Federal Reserve, that Ben Bernanke's colleagues were a little too busy fielding calls from Emerging Market bankers to wish him good bye. Just out from the Federal Reserve:
As Ben rides off into the sunset, one wonders whether if the now former Chairsatan at least got a parting watch for his epic effort at making the rich richer beyond their wildest dreams, while dooming the rest of the population to a lifetime of pain and suffering. A gold watch that is.
Finally, we hope the following story inspired by current events remains in the fiction rather than fact column (h/t Derrick):
(BN) Fed Chairman Bernanke Arrested on Suspicion of DUI
Jan. 29 (Bloomberg) -- The outgoing Chairman of the Federal Reserve was arrested today after reportedly racing his cherry red Lamborghini Murcielago down Collins Avenue in South Beach, Miami. Local police arrested Mr. Bernanke on suspicion of DUI after finding a two liter bottle of sizzurp under the driver's seat and an ounce of grand daddy purps in the glove box.
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I'm going to miss the term "Bennie Bux"...
OUT WIT DA OLD NEO-KEYNEZIAN SOCIOPATH
IN WIT DA NEW NEO-KEYNEZIAN SOCIOPATH
Stewie Sad Walking Away
I win
Don't take the executioner personally. He is just doing his job.
i can't remember which office the good looking intern works in...
The halls of Congress a cacophony of insane distraction.
The vaults of the fed empty.
One man to hit the "print" button.
The long arm of the law complicit.
The wolves of wallstreet fat and content in their dens.
SN/AFU.
Hey Ben, fuck you!
What's his annual pension worth...send it to my mom who've you've fucking starved to death you fucking prick....rot in hell
His defining moment....the perp walk
Now it's time for you to bend-over Ben.
Hey look, a hot-dog down the hallway.
Marble floors, palatial setting.... good job, liar. You make Lucifer proud. Such ego, such praise, yet "no one knows how gold prices work". Fucking liar.
How you are able sleep at night will always perplex me, but what your personality is and who you are will never be mistaken, even years from now. You are money, and money is the root of all evil.
He’s a fucking sociopath, he sleeps very well goyim.
fuu one more time...........fuu ck you Bernanke!
Bernake: Watch your step, I just shit on the floor.
Bye Bye Bennie...Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
"funny how my shadow, looks like my present self"
"Damn.....they took that stick away that I usually keep in my ass. Bastards!"
I'm just glad the Joos continue to manage and control our money. Those poor people suffered so much and they're so under-repped in our society.
Pacing out his distance before making the grand exit through the window at the end of the hall....
Hope he finds a good embankment to throw himself down.
Meet the old boss, same as the new boss.
And we'll get fooled again.
Will get fooled again.
Ben is THE "MDB" and he is down ticking everyone of you bastards!
His colleagues made a Ben Bernanke baseball card for him, and gave it to him last night. Now they just want him gone.
"It's been great being your FED Chairman. Now excuse me while I provide Jon Corzine his love child."
--Ben
I'm pretty sure he could afford an Aventador...
He's in deep thought..."Now who is going to be the first of many stupid fucks to hire me to speak for $10000 a shot."
I'm going to miss the term "Bennie Bux"...
It's not all bad. In memory of good ol Francis Sawyer there is always the option of the "Janet Joos(bux)"
How about Janet Juice...politically correct, but we know what it means.
caption: ben thought bubble..."Wow, I'm actually going to make it out of here with my head intact."
Banks for the memories!
Floor to ceiling Italian marble proves once again, "crime DOES pay"
Indeed. The Halls of injustice are well appointed.
Fuck you, 99%
Tanks for nothing, Ben.
(Not a typo)
I hope my book doesn't hit the clearance pile as fast as Greenies' did...
Says to self, "well, now that's over I can spend my pension on hookers and blow. Gotta swing by the yacht club on the way home and do some shopping... I think hookers like boats."
add #ByeBernanke and we may get it trending
"I wonder of Alan ever tapped Ayn?"
"just keep walkin and look straight ahead like Lucifer said....try to at least look innocent..."
He is afraid that if he looks back he will turn into a pillar of salt.
"It's been a long strange trip....it's good to know I fucked all of you over. Good luck Yellin."
#ByeBernanke
I'm going to miss Ben.
Only because Janet Yellen looks like a pigeon from hell.
go buy the dip assholes,
i long more puts then you would beleve
"A Gold watch? Gold is a barbarous relic! But I'll take it.
Janet, best of luck (*chuckle*)."
The gold is a barbarous relic reference saved you from the crazed Fed fan downvoter.
The Krugvoter is online!
All i get is a fucking PAPER watch? WTF!
"...for one wrist, which is attached by a heavy guage chain to a second "Gold Watch" for his other wrist, both of which are applied with his hands behind his back as he is escorted to Federal Prison"
Well he made it out and was able to hand the ticking time bomb off. That has to be a huge relief, ducking the bullet, figuratively of course, of being at the helm when the dollar enters it's terminal phase.
As the plane sputters out of gas, The Bernank, strapping on the only parachute, looks at the Yelon and says "good luck you dumb bitch, I'll bury your body when I come back for the gold" and jumps out.
"So much financial destruction to wreak, so much wealth to concentrate in the hands of the few, so much central banking control to expand over the world's population, so little time ...."
Adios....Bubbles Yellen will now lead us to new levels of fuckedupedness.
I just have one question. Do ex- Federal Reserve Chairmen get lifetime 'security details'(protection) like ex-POTUS?
LOL at all -1's.
Thats Ben enjoying his new hobby.
Just driivn' round in Jon Voights car...
"Don't follow the yellow brick road, aint nothing to see"
"I represent the Money printing guild"
"I represent the Money printing guild"
"Considering the shit I've done, house arrest, for the time being, anyway, isn't such a bad deal after all."
Subprime is CONTAINED....Crook! print summore. $ 4 Trillion.
Looks like all the "NORKs" that passed the Z/H spam waiting period, got their Z/H green cards...
(walking on his way to the heli-pad) "Well, one last ride in the chopper isn't going to hurt anyone."
"Mmm, mmm. That Janet gives such a good blowjob. She can give Jamie and Lloyd service I never could."
"OH, the places I'll go - on the backs of the debt-slaves."
And don't think we don't notice...
CTRL-P HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
+1
DaddyO
Can I downvote you so you don't feel left out?
Please!
Adios Muther Fuker!
Close your eyes... Now envision Rothschild. Him walking from the komode to the dining hall then on to the parlor. Now imagine he's Kenyan.....
due to the federal reserve affirmative action program there will be a female joo banker to replace a steady stream of male joo bankers. at least they aren't all mormons i guess that would be worse somehow.
"I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss
Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown"
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/frank-zappa/montana.html
"I'm gonna miss the royal highnesty men's room most. It's not every day that you're given a crapper with a dressing annex and several changes of pants, cleaned and pressed daily. Even with it this close to the office, I lost the race against time almost daily. Wait until Yellen finds out that the women's room isn't even on this floor..."
Funny (?) how he's wearing a gold colored tie, and the walls, floors, and ceilings have a gold colored hue to them.
They should give him a paper watch and toy helicopter.
He left the seat up for Yellen...
Chairsatan looks like the funeral director from Fantasm in that picture. Where in the heck would {Bern'anken'stein} feel safe in public?
Bye bye Ben your getting replaced by a network protocol
http://renegadeinvestor.co.uk/still-think-bitcoin-is-not-a-threat-to-the...
"The shadow on the wall to my left is actually a subtle metaphor for the wealth of our nation -- a fading, barely discernable remnant."
-Ben Bernanke
"Now I can fart loudly."
Bernanke departs central bank at the conclusion of the ceremonial passing of the Titanium Zero Key.
"Now I know one of these doors is an exit. Don't want to look stupid like, like,...someone else did. Oh yea, I used that door as my exit strategy for QE."
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=iQgKoaYn_Ww
Hey, like my Gold Watch and Tie, got this for a job well done.
The scoundrel shall be hailed as a "hero" for "saving" the economy and the nation.
At least for a few years. Till everyone forgets...
And now, to my secure mountain bug out compound...
4T later, and these motherfuckers haven't burned me at the stake yet? Americans are certainly dumber than I thought. I destroyed the global economy and these idiots will keep buying shit until this old institution is stormed and burned to the ground by the serfs....No wonder they are trying to take guns from everyone!
as I Walk Through the Valley of Corruption, I Shall Fear No Evil
"I'm gonna miss this place. I'm sad. I need to cheer up.
I know!!! I'll go down-arrow some mutha fuckas on Zero Hedge!"
soooo little time , so much damage. Damn I'm good!
What's up with all the down arrows,it looks like Atomic Fuckhead is trolling around.
"I'm going to miss playing hop-scotch down this hallway."
Enough to make you want to beat your Bernanke.
Yeeeeee Haaaaa
"Damn it feels good to be a bastard!"
Come out and play Atomic Fuckhead,you lover of greedy,rich, corupt old men.
"There are lots of armed guards out there for me, right?"
"One more game of hopscotch for the road... white square - print a billion, black square - sacrifice an unborn child to Molech, fall down - smack the barbarous relics."
Shit, I could have done what Bernanke did,easy peasy. Europe,you need 5 trillion,no problem.Banks you need 10 trillion no problem,lets just keep this between ourselves and the sheep will never be the wiser.
Meanwhile on the 4th Floor of the Marriner Eccles Building:
"Hmmm.... if I turn around and sprint at it - then dive - I just know I could break thru that window, at the end of the aisle, behind me...."
Fuck you Ben, fuck you very much.
Where's Banzai7? We need the giant red arrow of doom on this thread stat. It would probably be the best caption anyway.
Walking the green mile.
I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.
"Look! I can stand on one leg and fuck you in the ass."
It's been a long week Rand. Do you mind if I use that(your) quote over the weekend?
"Look! I can stand on one leg and fuck you in the ass."
I hear you. It's all yours!
Thanks LTER. I owe ya one. ;)
I knew, I would Freak Yellen out, wearing my real gold tie on the last day.
Why oh why doesn't someone do a series of the Hitleresque rendition of The Dead Economy sketch with Michael Palin played by Benny (or a series of his Jets).
"One is the loneliest number, unless it's joined by zeros."
Later Asshole! Enjoy your pension (while it lasts)
looks like some asshole decided to just downvote everything for fun.
I'm telling you It's Ben himself. He's going to get everyone! Bitter man he is.
The clockwork loses its luster when one sees the gears behind the face.
Fuck you Ben.
Was driving northbound on I-95 recently in South Carolina, and WTF!!! Exit 190 named "Ben Bernanke Interchange". Wanna see what Bernanke has done to America??? Drive through Dillon, SC......
FUCK YOU BEN BERNANCKE!!!!!!
The man with one leg and one brain cell attempts to exit the gold hall before his other leg falls off from his excessive lying
I've got electric boots, and mohair suits...Buh buh buh buh Bennie & the Jets...
"Well, my job here is done. Think I''ll swing by Timmy's and see if we can finally get that three way with Al goin' . I sure hope Hank ain't there, I hate that prick."
Fuck you Ben, don't let the door hit your puckered ass on the way out!
Aaaand I'm gone.
One bill makes you larger
And one bill makes you small
And the ones that Yellen gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask the Bernanke
When he's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell them a hookah-smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call the Bernanke when he was just small
When the men on the chess board
Get up and tell you where to go
And you just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask the Bernanke
I think he'll know
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the Red Shield’s lost its head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed the FED
Feed the FED
"After eight years of printing like a madman, the American people still don't understand that we're robbing them blind. What a bunch of idiots." <chuckle>
"Well that oughtta do it. I've teed up the US for monetary collapse; all Yellen needs to do is keep the ship steady as she goes...until it sinks, that is. Easy peezy."
I was hoping for an Operatic ending, where Ben was thrown directly into hell, by a statue of Jefferson.
Goodbye Chairsatan,
Hello Chairslattern......
And Up is Down, and Down is Up!!!!
(now what are ya gonna do?)
Thanks!
I'm go'in to Disneyland..
okazac
szacunek
1) If I touch the wall, it would turn into paper.
2) Without me all this gold means nothing.
3) Let's pray that Janet won't crush the chopper.
4)
RoBen Hood
is my name
I've been good
Lose the shame!
5) Wonder when all these China folks will stop to work for freeeeeee...........
PS) A warm word from Poland: Dear Ben. You are the man. You did as you told. Thank you for sticking up in this mad world of eCONomics. You are the one man standing :)
no more middle class, mission accomplished. adios suckers
The only computer in the world with an "Out of CTL-P" key.
"Evil is as evil does."
"Top that, bitches!"
Now which room is Heidleberg interviewing.
OK, finally I've got to prepare two in-case-of-disaster envelopes for Janet.
[You know, where the first one reads "Janet, Blame everything on me".]