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Caption Contest: Bye Bye Ben

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It would seem, after 8 years at the helm of the Federal Reserve, that Ben Bernanke's colleagues were a little too busy fielding calls from Emerging Market bankers to wish him good bye. Just out from the Federal Reserve:


As Ben rides off into the sunset, one wonders whether if the now former Chairsatan at least got a parting watch for his epic effort at making the rich richer beyond their wildest dreams, while dooming the rest of the population to a lifetime of pain and suffering. A gold watch that is.

Finally, we hope the following story inspired by current events remains in the fiction rather than fact column (h/t Derrick):

(BN)  Fed Chairman Bernanke Arrested on Suspicion of DUI


Jan. 29 (Bloomberg) -- The outgoing Chairman of the Federal Reserve was arrested today after reportedly racing his cherry red Lamborghini Murcielago down Collins Avenue in South Beach, Miami. Local police arrested Mr. Bernanke on suspicion of DUI after finding a two liter bottle of sizzurp under the driver's seat and an ounce of grand daddy purps in the glove box.


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Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:24 | 4389586 Flakmeister
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I'm going to miss the term "Bennie Bux"...

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:26 | 4389600 VD
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Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:30 | 4389620 JPM Hater001
Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:35 | 4389645 So Close
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Don't take the executioner personally.  He is just doing his job.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:41 | 4389667 brewing
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i can't remember which office the good looking intern works in...

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:00 | 4389749 sunaJ
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The halls of Congress a cacophony of insane distraction.

The vaults of the fed empty.

One man to hit the "print" button.

The long arm of the law complicit.

The wolves of wallstreet fat and content in their dens.




Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:42 | 4389907 fuu
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Hey Ben, fuck you!

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:50 | 4389929 max2205
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What's his annual pension worth...send it to my mom who've you've fucking starved to death you fucking prick....rot in hell

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 20:09 | 4389972 SoilMyselfRotten
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His defining moment....the perp walk

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 21:17 | 4390185 El Oregonian
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Now it's time for you to bend-over Ben.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 22:55 | 4390416 BTFDemocracy
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Hey look, a hot-dog down the hallway.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 20:12 | 4389974 nope-1004
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Marble floors, palatial setting.... good job, liar.  You make Lucifer proud.  Such ego, such praise, yet "no one knows how gold prices work".  Fucking liar.

How you are able sleep at night will always perplex me, but what your personality is and who you are will never be mistaken, even years from now.  You are money, and money is the root of all evil.


Fri, 01/31/2014 - 22:35 | 4390379 economics9698
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He’s a fucking sociopath, he sleeps very well goyim.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 12:09 | 4391259 Paper CRUSHer
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fuu one more time...........fuu ck you Bernanke!

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 12:13 | 4391265 Crash Overide
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Bernake: Watch your step, I just shit on the floor.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 22:15 | 4390334 stocktivity
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Bye Bye Bennie...Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:39 | 4389668 Four chan
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"funny how my shadow, looks like my present self"

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:46 | 4389706 Occams_Chainsaw
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"Damn.....they took that stick away that I usually keep in my ass.  Bastards!"

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:49 | 4389716 Troll Magnet
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I'm just glad the Joos continue to manage and control our money.  Those poor people suffered so much and they're so under-repped in our society.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:56 | 4389740 bonderøven-farm ass
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Pacing out his distance before making the grand exit through the window at the end of the hall....

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:40 | 4389674 dryam
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Hope he finds a good embankment to throw himself down.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:43 | 4389685 Citxmech
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Meet the old boss, same as the new boss.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:03 | 4389770 LetThemEatRand
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And we'll get fooled again.  

Will get fooled again.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:53 | 4389730 salvadordaly
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Ben is THE "MDB" and he is down ticking everyone of you bastards!

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:43 | 4389689 slaughterer
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His colleagues made a Ben Bernanke baseball card for him, and gave it to him last night.  Now they just want him gone.  

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:55 | 4389743 yrad
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"It's been great being your FED Chairman. Now excuse me while I provide Jon Corzine his love child."


Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:15 | 4389819 Babaloo
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I'm pretty sure he could afford an Aventador...

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 22:20 | 4390343 stocktivity
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He's in deep thought..."Now who is going to be the first of many stupid fucks to hire me to speak for $10000 a shot."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 23:54 | 4390524 Curiously_Crazy
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I'm going to miss the term "Bennie Bux"...

It's not all bad. In memory of good ol Francis Sawyer there is always the option of the "Janet Joos(bux)"

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 06:39 | 4390927 Disenchanted
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How about Janet Juice...politically correct, but we know what it means.

caption: ben thought bubble..."Wow, I'm actually going to make it out of here with my head intact."


Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:24 | 4389587 Chuck Bone
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Banks for the memories!

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:51 | 4389723 Mr Pink
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Floor to ceiling Italian marble proves once again, "crime DOES pay"

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:08 | 4389794 LetThemEatRand
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Indeed.  The Halls of injustice are well appointed.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:24 | 4389593 zipit
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Fuck you, 99%

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:26 | 4389596 gwar5
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Tanks for nothing, Ben.


(Not a typo)

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:24 | 4389597 NoWayJose
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I hope my book doesn't hit the clearance pile as fast as Greenies' did...

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:24 | 4389598 Zymurguy
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Says to self, "well, now that's over I can spend my pension on hookers and blow.  Gotta swing by the yacht club on the way home and do some shopping... I think hookers like boats."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:25 | 4389604 FOC 1183
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add #ByeBernanke and we may get it trending

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:27 | 4389605 Flakmeister
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"I wonder of Alan ever tapped Ayn?"

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:28 | 4389608 Kaiser Sousa
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"just keep walkin and look straight ahead like Lucifer said....try to at least look innocent..."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:29 | 4389623 TheRideNeverEnds
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He is afraid that if he looks back he will turn into a pillar of salt. 

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:33 | 4389613 Obama_4_Dictator
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"It's been a long strange's good to know I fucked all of you over. Good luck Yellin."



Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:29 | 4389614 One And Only
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I'm going to miss Ben.

Only because Janet Yellen looks like a pigeon from hell.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:29 | 4389616 redvetttes
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go buy the dip assholes,

i long more puts then you would beleve  

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:29 | 4389621 ebworthen
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"A Gold watch?  Gold is a barbarous relic!  But I'll take it.

Janet, best of luck (*chuckle*)."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:16 | 4389815 LetThemEatRand
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The gold is a barbarous relic reference saved you from the crazed Fed fan downvoter.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:36 | 4389884 krispkritter
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The Krugvoter is online!

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:40 | 4389899 Squid-puppets a...
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All i get is a fucking PAPER watch? WTF!

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:30 | 4389625 Nid
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"...for one wrist, which is attached by a heavy guage chain to a second "Gold Watch" for his other wrist, both of which are applied with his hands behind his back as he is escorted to Federal Prison"

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:31 | 4389626 Shameful
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Well he made it out and was able to hand the ticking time bomb off.  That has to be a huge relief, ducking the bullet, figuratively of course, of being at the helm when the dollar enters it's terminal phase.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:24 | 4389848 Raynja
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As the plane sputters out of gas, The Bernank, strapping on the only parachute, looks at the Yelon and says "good luck you dumb bitch, I'll bury your body when I come back for the gold" and jumps out.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:31 | 4389627 akak
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"So much financial destruction to wreak, so much wealth to concentrate in the hands of the few, so much central banking control to expand over the world's population, so little time ...."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:32 | 4389629 Rainman
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Adios....Bubbles Yellen will now lead us to new levels of fuckedupedness.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:30 | 4389630 Yen Cross
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  I just have one question. Do ex- Federal Reserve Chairmen get lifetime 'security details'(protection) like ex-POTUS?

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:30 | 4389631 Obama_4_Dictator
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LOL at all -1's.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:45 | 4389693 fockewulf190
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Thats Ben enjoying his new hobby.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:32 | 4389634 Hangfire
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Just driivn' round in Jon Voights car...

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:32 | 4389635 magne13
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"Don't follow the yellow brick road, aint nothing to see"

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:33 | 4389638 magne13
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"I represent the Money printing guild"

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:33 | 4389639 magne13
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"I represent the Money printing guild"

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:32 | 4389640 creeko
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"Considering the shit I've done, house arrest, for the time being, anyway, isn't such a bad deal after all."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:34 | 4389647 Atlantis Consigliore
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Subprime is CONTAINED....Crook!  print summore. $ 4 Trillion. 

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:34 | 4389648 Yen Cross
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  Looks like all the "NORKs" that passed the Z/H spam waiting period, got their Z/H green cards...

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:38 | 4389662 Zymurguy
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(walking on his way to the heli-pad)  "Well, one last ride in the chopper isn't going to hurt anyone."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:38 | 4389665 GoldSilverWolf
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"Mmm, mmm. That Janet gives such a good blowjob. She can give Jamie and Lloyd service I never could."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:40 | 4389673 gold_tracker
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"OH, the places I'll go - on the backs of the debt-slaves."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:08 | 4389792 Debt Slave
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And don't think we don't notice...

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:40 | 4389678 IridiumRebel
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Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:10 | 4389799 DaddyO
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Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:39 | 4389895 krispkritter
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Can I downvote you so you don't feel left out?

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 21:27 | 4390213 IridiumRebel
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Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:43 | 4389691 SandiaMan
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Adios Muther Fuker!

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:45 | 4389692 Jugdish
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Close your eyes... Now envision Rothschild. Him walking from the komode to the dining hall then on to the parlor. Now imagine he's Kenyan.....

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:46 | 4389695 buzzsaw99
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due to the federal reserve affirmative action program there will be a female joo banker to replace a steady stream of male joo bankers. at least they aren't all mormons i guess that would be worse somehow.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:46 | 4389707 Black Forest
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"I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss
Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown"


Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:48 | 4389708 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"I'm gonna miss the royal highnesty men's room most. It's not every day that you're given a crapper with a dressing annex and several changes of pants, cleaned and pressed daily. Even with it this close to the office, I lost the race against time almost daily. Wait until Yellen finds out that the women's room isn't even on this floor..."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:46 | 4389710 socalbeach
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Funny (?) how he's wearing a gold colored tie, and the walls, floors, and ceilings have a gold colored hue to them.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:47 | 4389712 Born2Bwired
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They should give him a paper watch and toy helicopter.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:50 | 4389718 Dasa Slooofoot
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He left the seat up for Yellen...

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:51 | 4389722 Yen Cross
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   Chairsatan looks like the funeral director from Fantasm in that picture. Where in the heck would {Bern'anken'stein} feel safe in public?

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:53 | 4389732 Al Capowned
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Bye bye Ben your getting replaced by a network protocol

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:54 | 4389738 Der Wille Zur Macht
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"The shadow on the wall to my left is actually a subtle metaphor for the wealth of our nation -- a fading, barely discernable remnant."

-Ben Bernanke

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:55 | 4389742 Salt
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"Now I can fart loudly."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:56 | 4389747 Manipuflation
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Bernanke departs central bank at the conclusion of the ceremonial passing of the Titanium Zero Key.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:56 | 4389748 agNau
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"Now I know one of these doors is an exit. Don't want to look stupid like, like,...someone else did. Oh yea, I used that door as my exit strategy for QE."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 18:58 | 4389755 Bobportlandor
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Hey, like my Gold Watch and Tie, got this for a job well done.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:02 | 4389767 Debt Slave
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The scoundrel shall be hailed as a "hero" for "saving" the economy and the nation.

At least for a few years. Till everyone forgets...

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:07 | 4389790 css1971
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And now, to my secure mountain bug out compound...

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:08 | 4389793 Hugh Jorgan
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4T later, and these motherfuckers haven't burned me at the stake yet?  Americans are certainly dumber than I thought.  I destroyed the global economy and these idiots will keep buying shit until this old institution is stormed and burned to the ground by the serfs....No wonder they are trying to take guns from everyone! 

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:23 | 4389803 Termin8or
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as I Walk Through the Valley of Corruption, I Shall Fear No Evil

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:11 | 4389804 Meat Hammer
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"I'm gonna miss this place.  I'm sad.  I need to cheer up.  

I know!!!  I'll go down-arrow some mutha fuckas on Zero Hedge!"

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:13 | 4389808 Termin8or
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soooo little time , so much damage.  Damn I'm good!

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:16 | 4389812 nightshiftsucks
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What's up with all the down arrows,it looks like Atomic Fuckhead is trolling around.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:14 | 4389814 Frank N. Beans
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"I'm going to miss playing hop-scotch down this hallway." 

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:20 | 4389820 q99x2
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Enough to make you want to beat your Bernanke.

Yeeeeee Haaaaa

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:17 | 4389826 Platinum
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"Damn it feels good to be a bastard!"

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:19 | 4389829 nightshiftsucks
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Come out and play Atomic Fuckhead,you lover of greedy,rich, corupt old men.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:21 | 4389835 LetThemEatRand
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"There are lots of armed guards out there for me, right?"

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:23 | 4389836 jsgibson
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"One more game of hopscotch for the road...  white square - print a billion, black square - sacrifice an unborn child to Molech, fall down - smack the barbarous relics."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:23 | 4389840 nightshiftsucks
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Shit, I could have done what Bernanke did,easy peasy. Europe,you need 5 trillion,no problem.Banks you need 10 trillion no problem,lets just keep this between ourselves and the sheep will never be the wiser.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:32 | 4389849 NuYawkFrankie
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Meanwhile on the 4th Floor of the Marriner Eccles Building:


"Hmmm.... if I turn around and sprint at it - then dive - I just know I could break thru that window, at the end of the aisle, behind me...."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:28 | 4389861 mydogisprettier...
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Fuck you Ben, fuck you very much.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:28 | 4389863 Manipuflation
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Where's Banzai7?  We need the giant red arrow of doom on this thread stat.  It would probably be the best caption anyway.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:29 | 4389867 trip kitchen
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Walking the green mile.

I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:32 | 4389875 LetThemEatRand
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"Look!  I can stand on one leg and fuck you in the ass."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:42 | 4389906 Yen Cross
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 It's been a long week Rand. Do you mind if I  use that(your) quote over the weekend?

  "Look!  I can stand on one leg and fuck you in the ass."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 20:06 | 4389965 LetThemEatRand
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I hear you.  It's all yours!

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 20:19 | 4389998 Yen Cross
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  Thanks LTER. I owe ya one. ;)

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:34 | 4389880 1stepcloser
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I knew, I would Freak Yellen out, wearing my real gold tie on the last day.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:34 | 4389882 themadhur
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Why oh why doesn't someone do a series of the Hitleresque rendition of The Dead Economy sketch with Michael Palin played by Benny (or a series of his Jets).

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:41 | 4389902 20834A
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"One is the loneliest number, unless it's joined by zeros."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 19:59 | 4389950 tawdzilla
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Later Asshole!  Enjoy your pension (while it lasts)

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 20:07 | 4389969 mydogisprettier...
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looks like some asshole decided to just downvote everything for fun.


Fri, 01/31/2014 - 21:43 | 4390249 salvadordaly
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I'm telling you It's Ben himself. He's going to get everyone! Bitter man he is.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 20:13 | 4389991 Being Free
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The clockwork loses its luster when one sees the gears behind the face.

Fuck you Ben.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 20:22 | 4390008 cheetahbaby
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Was driving northbound on I-95 recently in South Carolina, and WTF!!! Exit 190 named "Ben Bernanke Interchange". Wanna see what Bernanke has done to America??? Drive through Dillon, SC......

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 20:52 | 4390094 One of We
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Fri, 01/31/2014 - 21:00 | 4390118 Racer
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The man with one leg and one brain cell attempts to exit the gold hall before his other leg falls off from his excessive lying

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 21:03 | 4390132 PN7
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I've got electric boots, and mohair suits...Buh buh buh buh Bennie & the Jets...

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 21:11 | 4390164 A. Buttle
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"Well, my job here is done. Think I''ll swing by Timmy's and see if we can finally get that three way with Al goin' . I sure hope Hank ain't there, I hate that prick."


Fuck you Ben, don't let the door hit your puckered ass on the way out!

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 21:31 | 4390224 Smuckers
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Aaaand I'm gone.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 21:46 | 4390261 palmereldritch
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One bill makes you larger
And one bill makes you small
And the ones that Yellen gives you
Don't do anything at all

Go ask the Bernanke
When he's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall

Tell them a hookah-smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call the Bernanke when he was just small
When the men on the chess board
Get up and tell you where to go

And you just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask the Bernanke
I think he'll know

 When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the Red Shield’s lost its head

Remember what the dormouse said

Feed the FED
Feed the FED


Fri, 01/31/2014 - 21:47 | 4390262 holdbuysell
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"After eight years of printing like a madman, the American people still don't understand that we're robbing them blind. What a bunch of idiots." <chuckle>

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 21:49 | 4390272 holdbuysell
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"Well that oughtta do it. I've teed up the US for monetary collapse; all Yellen needs to do is keep the ship steady as she goes...until it sinks, that is. Easy peezy."

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 22:45 | 4390398 Reaper
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I was hoping for an Operatic ending, where Ben was thrown directly into hell, by a statue of Jefferson.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 22:54 | 4390408 Intoxicologist
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Goodbye Chairsatan,

Hello Chairslattern......

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 23:46 | 4390515 Intoxicologist
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And Up is Down, and Down is Up!!!!

(now what are ya gonna do?)

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 02:21 | 4390762 Intoxicologist
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Sat, 02/01/2014 - 00:28 | 4390583 Reckonball
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I'm go'in to Disneyland..

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 01:23 | 4390680 polak potrafi
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1) If I touch the wall, it would turn into paper.


2) Without me all this gold means nothing.


3) Let's pray that Janet won't crush the chopper.



RoBen Hood

is my name

I've been good

Lose the shame!


5) Wonder when all these China folks will stop to work for freeeeeee...........


PS) A warm word from Poland: Dear Ben. You are the man. You did as you told. Thank you for sticking up in this mad world of eCONomics. You are the one man standing :)

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 02:07 | 4390745 dexter_morgan
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no more middle class, mission accomplished. adios suckers

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 06:10 | 4390908 mijev
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The only computer in the world with an "Out of CTL-P" key.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 11:44 | 4391222 Public Pretender
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"Evil is as evil does."

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 11:47 | 4391224 Public Pretender
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"Top that, bitches!"

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 12:39 | 4391323 optimator
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Now which room is Heidleberg interviewing.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:51 | 4392184 BearOfNH
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OK, finally I've got to prepare two in-case-of-disaster envelopes for Janet.

[You know, where the first one reads "Janet, Blame everything on me".]

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