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"Suspicious White Powder" Found At 5 Superbowl Hotels
While joking about potential terrorist plots is below us, the fact that New Jersey police are investigating the appearance of suspicious white powder at several hotels near the site of the Superbowl was too close to an "Onion" headline for us to ignore. As AP reports, the FBI is investigating the substance (found in envelopes - which we suspect were not marked with player's names). No injuries or overnight bouts of unexplained euphoria have been reported.
The FBI and other law enforcement are investigating a suspicious white powder that was mailed to at least five New Jersey hotels near the site of Sunday's Super Bowl.
Carlstadt Police Det. John Cleary says someone at an Econo Lodge found the substance in an envelope on Friday.
Cleary says similar mailings arrived at the Homestead Inn in East Rutherford and a Renaissance Inn in Rutherford. He says investigators intercepted additional envelopes from a mail truck before it reached a Holiday Inn Express and Hampton Inn in Carlstadt.
Hazardous materials teams are checking out the substance. The FBI says it is investigating and no injuries have been reported.
We hope this is not a replay of Washington's Anthrax issues but otherwise suggest NJ's blow-dealers consider other forms of delivery (e.g. McDonalds Happy Meal or Amazon Drone)
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Yeah it's called snowflakes...we've had an abundance this year.
Tomorrow's headline
"Suspicious white power goes missing"
"President Obama personally inspects and tests suspicious white substance. Declares results inconclusive and further tests will continue through the weekend."
Where in the world is Michael Irvin?
In a smokey room with Lawrence Taylor
If it was marked as "Thera Flu", it might be a delivery from those McDonalds in Pittsburgh where you asked for a toy in your happy meal.
I heard Bruno Mars is hangin 'round...
I heard it was baby powder sprinked on the floor.
Police reports state that the white powder was found atop a hooker's ass. tests were inconclusive.
Suspicious White Powder" Found At 5 Superbowl Hotels
Who cares? No one I know does.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled circus, enjoy the stupor bowl, you worthless derelicts.
What are sure to be many tens of thousand if not hundreds of thousands of citizen serf tax dollars spent to investigate white powder found at 5 hotel locations near the upcoming Superbowl =
#Winning
I'm Sherlock Holmes and predict they will find razor blades and rolled up hundies nearby, too.
Tag it and bag it.
Fuckin trendys and sportheads pissin themselves everytime a tire blows or someone farts to loud, allow the police state to roll on out.....
White Line Fever strikes again.
now why you gotta go pickin on michael irvin?
what a horrible case of bad luck. if they only kept the music down and used just a wee little bit of self-restraint in exercising their private affairs...
everyone's got a dark side, or at least varying shades of gray (double puns (not) intended). he clearly had his own set of mental issues (demons you say?) and tried to deal with them in the only way he could understand how to best resolve. BUT, i digress...
sure, he broke some (asinine) drug laws, but why would a cop (who has his own darkside / shades of gray) be disappointed about some football player's extra-curricular activities? he didn't murder anyone (as far as we know). he didn't rape anyone (from any criminal or legal perspective). he didn't steal (as far as we know). he didn't lie (except when trying to avoid punishment).
<if you're not smelling the satire by now, please help yourself)
Details! We need details!
Was the powder in small plastic bags or loose in the envelopes?
Good time to remind everyone war on terror.
You mean the war on the American people right? Al CIAduh is on our side now....I mean .govs side now. Shit I'm so confused.
They hate us for our spicy buffalo wings.
ParkAve, fwiw
My favorite post of the week.
Institute cower-in-place orders! Release the drones! Forward!
Slainte!
Breaking News: Tim Osmond wanted in connection with white powder. Call Al CIAduh for reward leading to arrest.
Mmmmmm
Spicy Wings (the biggest tell if someone is from WNY or not is if they include 'buffalo' and/or 'chicken' before wings):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lP0t17zG6A
what was the middle thing?
Yep, I'd say the CIA (et al.) have been busy with who knows how many false-flag preparations lately.
Perhaps this is the real reason that we're having an outdoor NYC Superbowl?
Also, with a cold weather venue, I wonder just how many hours people are going to have to wait to get through the security checkpoints, given everyone is going to be bundled up?
zerozulu
And the VALUE of the NSA
lol
"Good time to remind everyone war on terror."
That's why Obama and Eric Holder will point out the need for the NDAA, NSA and TSA.
And the further need to trash the US constitution and install international law.
NSA superbowl ads please!
Polar Vortex..
anybody up for some WIDE EYED FUN?
Nah, things go better with coke you know.
Well, they can't blame it on Bruce Ivins, he's been dead for quite some time.
Could it have been one of those three bankers who recently committed suicide?
The last one was from a subsidiary of Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Company, whose historical majority shareholder has been the Rockefeller family. Wonder if they still are?
And that other banker was with JPMorgan Chase.....
Hmmmm....
Speaking of white powder (Anthrax inference), a great book to read on that and questionable suicides is Bob Coen's Dead Silence (Coen and Nadler did some great investigative journalism on that one).
People mailing themselves after party favors!
It's called cocaine.
Devil's Dandruff!
Peruvian Marching Powder
Nose candy
Yeyo / Perico / Toot
California cornflake
The guidos in my area call it "Da boost" or "boosta"
Booger Sugar
Booger sugar.
It's called tipping the room service!
Stanley Wilson in the house
Cocaine.
a little chop chop...
"Chop a line now...."
Market is down, EM markets suffering and panties getting into a wad ... time for some good ol' fashioned "terrorism" whitewash?
Coke?
I need some of that powder....I think the market is storting that shit...crazy market..just crazy
Were there rolled $100's, a razor blade, and a mirror with the suspicious white substance?
Mr Softee truck was seen fleeing the scene
Bah. That reminds me of that Anthrax-hype shortly after all that terror-hysteria began.
Absolutely. Because Americans are so easy to spook this is a great ploy. I knew people during the last Anthrax scare who were opening their mail with gloves and buying duct tape. When I told them this would be of no help (opening a letter full of anthrax properly weaponized would aerosolize so gloves are useless), they panicked and begged me what to do. I told them the proper PPE to handle anthrax and they actually wanted to purchase it! I damn near laughed myself under the table. Of course the joke is on me for not jumping in and making millions on such folly like many did before.
Miffed;-)
None of my friends nor anyone I know did any of the above; they opened their mail with the resolve of Vikings gutting a gibbering villager.
I'm thinking you need a better class of friends, MM.
Legalize it. Problem solved.
BOGATA! BOGATA! HUT.
The substance is corn starch and Alex Jones is the one who sent it. Then he'll say "SEE I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD FALSE FLAG THE SUPERBOWL" (I'm not sure if he made that prediction)
Terrible ironic thought.....with all the focus on terrorist attack on Sochi Olympic games and the Super Bowl gets hit. Can anyone embarrass Obama? This could be positive for no terrorist attack on Super Bowl, but terrorist no doubt want to embarrass Putin.
I don't understand how "increasing Obama's power" can possibly embarrass him.
Besides, sociopathic narcissists cannot possibly feel embarrassment, as they lack the humanity necessary.
The blow just arrived before the hookers and their customers did. Sheesh
Hmmmm, certainly a mystery. Hotels booked with people that have enough disposable income to visit the NY/NJ area for a football game. And they are concerned with white powder? Just ask the local dealers to see if sales are affected by the weather.
Conicidently I'm sure there were tons of used rubbers in those rooms as well. But that is less attention getting.
Fuck the super bowl!!Just bread and circuses sheep deplomacy..
It's just the blow arriving ahead of time. That's all.
Snort it and see what happens
Charlie Sheen is there apparently..
Speaking of Charlie Sheen. Bud Fox just entered the thread.
It's Yayo, Joo Know Whata mean mang?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ORQJtxicrA
classic scene! Whenever I see that movie I always wonder how that hot blond in the blue bikini looks these days. lol
Yah lol...I really miss those types of girls nowadays...and the music.
I believe that I should have cameras installed in my home to watch my every move so that these incidents do not effect me. The police/feds should watch our every move to make sure we are secure in our freedumbs. Fuck it, chip me. That'll stop me from being in a terrisss attack.
do I need to place the sarc tag?
J.P. Morgue and G.S. probably paid off a housekeeper to park their stash before checkin.
"Cocaine's a hell of a drug"
- Rick James
A story about a suspicious white powder and no bankers were involved? Somebody should put this to the "sniff" test.
Tony Montana Hotel breakfast service. It makes them look sharp, on the ball, and sell bullshit to unsuspecting victim’s.
Imagine it was baking soda or talcum powder.
It was baking soda. http://bigstory.ap.org/article/suspicious-powder-mailed-hotels-near-supe...
Anyway, queue the NSA superbowl ads.
Got to love our government trying to create new jobs/Obamacare. Once the amnesty bill is pass, new nigger slaves will be mandated into the system under new reforms.
/hahahahahaa
I was out for coffee...I found these little yellow packets with white powder in them....hummmm????
You're supposed to put the contents in your coffee - its called Splenda.
Last unknown white powder I found was snorted by my buddy Slammin' Sammy - he lit a J and it blew his f'in mind!
Turned out the powder was calcium carbide. Good times.
Everybody relax. This is part of a nationwide experiment to define how many degrees of seperation are between a dealer and any random customer.
I hope they saved some for the players because the equity markets have been horking up lines of the stuff all day today.
white powder? I'd usually blame the banksters and wall streeters, but they keep turning up dead lately these days.
Maybe it's because the envelopes were delivered to the wrong addresses and they became depressed.
Hopefully this is of the Bolivian variety
it was probably powdered sugar or bill clinton's cocaine stash.
don't these cia creeps ever tire of their baby games of scaring people with faked news?
Nothing suspicious about it at all....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckUIULPg9RY
I was just there for lunch (the strip mall next door has an indian buffet). That hotel is right next to the Federal Reserve building. Maybe they sent it to the wrong address. There were a bunch of cops and some huge RV with popouts called something like "East Rutherford Incident Response Unit". I bet they are just dying to get some use out of that huge waste of money. The next town over, Lyndhurst, has one of them that sits in the strip mall parking lot because I guess they don't have room in the police parking lot across the street. I don't think they used it once in the many years that they had it. I guess it's now obsolete and they should be getting another DHS grant to upgrade to the latest technology.
White powder like sugar or salt?
What's the big deal? I get this stuff whenever I ask for a toy at McDonalds drive-thru.
reminds me of an investigation of a rolled up $50 with white powder on it
What happened to the Happy Meal?
Edit: Damn, beaten to the punch. It's the year of the horse now/?
I remember when Ricin was the "suspicous white powder".
The funniest thing to me is that in this comical police-state of the US, one can do just about as well sending out "white powder" than actually doing some harm.
The gun and badge thugs and Gestapo (FBI) will just about shut everything down and quite often kill some innocent person.
"Keystone Police-State"
Yup.
Pro tip for the budding Anarchist: don't order from www.whitepowder.gov
May I suggest to the investigators that if this amazing apparently self aware white powder is so suspicious, they could ask it what it is so suspicious about.
more alarming headline should read "white powder found in all but 5 hotels in super bowl area"
Oh nos, don't fuck with the Super Stupid Bowl, it's the best bread and circus distraction going. My felon thugs can beat your felon thugs, YAY!
White powder in envelopes at the time of the Super Bowl is about as mysterious as powdery white snowflakes falling on Atlanta. Apparently, neither city knows what to do about either one...