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Argentina Scrambles To Raise $10 Billion, Avoid Reserve Collapse; BONARs Bidless

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A few days ago, in the aftermath of Argentina's shocking devaluation announcement, we showed the one most important chart for the future of that country's economy: the correlation between the value of the Arg Peso and the amount of Central Bank foreign reserves, both crashing. And as we predicted when we, before anyone else, started our countdown of Argentina's reserves, once the number hits zero it's game over for the Latin American country. Or rather, game over again, considering the number of times in the past Argentina has defaulted. Unfortunately over the past week, things for the Central Bank have gone from bad to worse and were capped overnight with the following headline:

  • ARGENTINE CENTRAL BANK SAYS RESERVES FELL $170M TO 28.1B TODAY

And this is what Argentina's reserve depletion looks like:

To summarize: Argentina has now burned through $2 billion in less than two weeks, the fastest outflow since 2006, and a trend which if sustained (and we see no reason why it would change), means it has just over half a year left of reserves projecting a linear decline. However, since the lower the amount of reserves, the faster the withdrawals will come, it is safe to predict that the endgame for Argentina will come far sooner, just as its suddenly crashing bonds seem to have realized.

Which is perhaps why, as Argentina's La Nacion reports, the country is suddenly, and long overdue, scrambling to raise $10 billion to "counter the flight of capital" from the country.

 Alas, it just may be too late.

According to the website, Argentina's economy minister Axel Kicillof secretly approached international banks, the same one he has been criticizing over the past months, with a simple request: please give me $10 billion. Alas, considering the country's track record of "honoring" its debt repayment promises, not even promising the required interest rate of +? will do much to generate interest in this particular offer banks can not refuse. Or, rather, can and will.

From La Nacion, Google translated:

Nacion reporters say that the meeting was held in strictest confidence, just in the days before major upheaval in the exchange market. When asked about it, the Economy Ministry spokesman did not confirm nor denied the information, in ABA did not respond to calls from this newspaper.

 

It is imperative for Argentina to get the dollars that can counter the flight of capital, which in January alone cost the Central Bank (BCRA) U.S. $ 2.499 billion of its reserves. It was the biggest drop since 2006, when the country repaid its entire debt of more than U.S. $ 9 billion to the International Monetary Fund (IMF).

 

The minister confided bankers requesting leave to look for dollars abroad, either by issuing new debt or through commercial credit lines that banks could get. Some entities, according to sources consulted by the NATION, and would have set to work to organize a tour to Kicillof investment to New York this month.

In other words, Argentina will be meeting Goldman shortly. So, in the aftermath of the Denmark Dong affair, we can probably expect another government "overhaul" in a few months, mediated by everyone's favorite vampire squid who is about to make Argentina an offer it can't refuse. Or maybe even Goldman won't touch this any more:

The order of Kicillof, noted the sources, was debated this week between ABA bankers. Although they pledged to work in private they also recognized that it will be difficult in the current context for Argentina to access fresh funding at a reasonable rate of interest and, especially, in the amounts the Government needs, somewhere around U.S. $ 10,000 million.

It gets worse:

In addition, they assert, although the Government intends to solve their conflicts with the Paris Club and Repsol, the devaluation of 18.6% recorded in January, the highest in the last 12 years, quite complicated negotiations, and that sowed new doubts about the ability to repay debt Argentina.

Yes, well, losing 20% of your investment "gains" overnight due to an arbitrary decision by the government does kinda make one want to invest in said government for a bit to quite a bit. As for the inflationary panic that has already gripped the country, and which we already commented on, well - it's only just begun.

Still, all of the above is largely expected, and was perfectly predictable by anyone not caught up in overconsumption of hopium pills, or having their head stuck in the sand of denial. The one thing we did learn is something which will soon make the front pages of all serious media publications around the globe.

After sharp declines in recent weeks, a sovereign dollar bond Bonar 17 yielded 16.2% yesterday.... Several weeks ago Kicillof announced his intentions to return to the debt markets. The National Social Security Administration (Anses) began in early January to sell their bonds in the market Bonar 18 to contain the escalation of the "dollar bag" on one hand, but also to begin to make a curve in the medium term rates.

Curious what the BONAR is?  Courtesy of this handy glossary of Argentine financial terms and acronyms, we now know that it is the formal name of an Argentina dollar-denominated bond issued under domestic law. Or, as in the case of Greece, precisely the instrument that will quite soon be crammed down due to non-existent covenant protection for creditors.

In other words, in a worst case for Argentina scenario, watch as hundreds of millions of BONARs suddenly deflate to nothing in a bidless market.

 


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Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:22 | Link to Comment Motorhead
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Chile, Chile...!

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:33 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Brazil will take it directly in its ass in the NOT-too-distant future.

Dominoes is on like Donkey Kong.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:56 | Link to Comment knukles
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Progressives Forward

 

beats getting buggered by Woody Allen

http://kristof.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/02/01/an-open-letter-from-dylan-fa...

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:05 | Link to Comment ACP
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I just can't believe no one wants Christina's BONAR.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:06 | Link to Comment InjectTheVenom
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Bitcoin anybody  ? ?

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:09 | Link to Comment InjectTheVenom
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hey is that a worthless BONAR in your pocked or are you just happy to see me ?!

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:13 | Link to Comment Looney
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... BONARs - bidless

Bohner (and Pelosi) - dickless  ;-)

Looney

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:48 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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I came here so I could see the chick with the titties.  Where the hell is the picture of the chick with the titties?

-Chumblez.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:20 | Link to Comment Scarlett
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TruthInSunshine:  "Brazil will take it directly in its ass in the NOT-too-distant future."

 

Perhaps, but only temporarily.  The real story isn't in fiat paper, but in energy.  They have offshore oil, good EROEI ethanol--and we spand more oil heating our homes than they spend **for everything**.

You may be right, but the game will shift afterwards.

 

Chumba look and you shall find --> http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Ta44vaZ1Msk/SwQHpC7UcyI/AAAAAAAAD5I/fm9yIUIwph0/A%...

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 21:26 | Link to Comment WayBehind
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Argentina should nationalize Lionel Messi (and every other good Argentinian player) and rent him for few billions a month to Chelsea or one of those Russian oligarch owned soccer teams ... problem solved.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 21:58 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Scarlet, I like Brazilians very much, and this isn't a wish, but my opinion of where current economic events leave Brazil; their offshore oil deposits are a long term storehouse of wealth (that is really only net-positive to extract if oil were priced much higher than currently, being extraordinarily deep under the deep layer of rock that is located under ocean) rather than an immediate source of assets to tap and liquify in order to offset their current crisis born of MASSIVE DEBT/CREDIT expansion.

They do have an efficient sugar cane-to-ethanol processing & refining sector, but it's not of a large enough scale economically to pay down their quickly spoiling shadow debt.

Brazil has a looming date with its debt legacy born of massive misallocation of investment during the "hot money" beta chasing BRIC boom years.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 22:27 | Link to Comment DanDaley
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Like Jim Rogers says, commodity based economies, like Brazil, eventually have major problems.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 23:25 | Link to Comment Soul Glow
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Argentina has the hottest women in the world.  It is no wonder how many times they have defaulted.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 15:09 | Link to Comment samcontrol
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this top ten is fairly real, and i hit three of them.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 22:30 | Link to Comment Scarlett
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I agree on all that; I just happen to think that domino falls but returns quite well after some years.  But what do I know; they could be heading Venezuela with those people in power.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 23:43 | Link to Comment Soul Glow
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Everyone needs to remember the Fed buys USTs putting cash into the PDs hands.  When the Fed is not putting as much cash into PD hands, they can't distribute as much.  In the end, the bonds of States like Argentina go bidless.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 01:26 | Link to Comment Jack Burton
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Indeed!  Fed dollars drive the world, and we are watching more than one currency heading for the shitter.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 01:50 | Link to Comment Freddie
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+1

Brazil's deep water oil  is years away and as you said is deep under the sea.  Good post.

As far as Argentina - this is what 70 + years or Peronism socialism leads to.  Endless corruption, defaults and more.  Argentina is like the Detroit of South America.  Very attractive people, talented, in a resource rich land of abundant food.  It is pretty sickening that any people could mismanage their affairs so badly.  Kirschner reminds me of Pelosi. Argentina is like a country Pelosi would run into the ground while robbing the people blind.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 15:22 | Link to Comment Crash Overide
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But I thought the World Cup profit generation machine will save Brazil no?

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 22:18 | Link to Comment akak
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Obviously inflationary.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 23:39 | Link to Comment Soul Glow
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Bullish for South Korean plastic surgeons.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:42 | Link to Comment Al Gorerhythm
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I thought you subscribed to Zh only for the articles.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:59 | Link to Comment SolarSystem1932
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I found her.

Look at properties of the image.

(Requires knowledge of the RIGHT mouse button)

http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2014...

Now google "Argentina fans"

And there she is!!!!

NICE & Perky!

Enjoy

http://www.google.com/imgres?sa=X&biw=1280&bih=814&tbm=isch&tbnid=cU4JkS...

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 22:16 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Must be nippy out.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 12:11 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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Nah, Maradona was in the house...

She was just happy to see him...

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Crash Overide
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"I found her."

It's like something straight out of The Chive...

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 00:49 | Link to Comment willwork4food
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"I came here so I could see the chick with the titties." 

What, are you horney and want your financial information served naked?

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 00:54 | Link to Comment TheReplacement
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Next on CNBC... gotta get ratings up!

But I really do like the idea.  I would probably watch certain hours.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 00:45 | Link to Comment willwork4food
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I just knew this post would devolve into an X rated triage

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:19 | Link to Comment JonNadler
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Cristina says: Si les gustan sus BONARS, puden quedarse con sus BONARS. Hey, funsiono para el idiota ese en el norte no?

Y saben donde de pueden meter sus BONARS? 

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:03 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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A country is scrambling to raise half of one fine  that JPM farted at? Funny

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:31 | Link to Comment WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Can SAKS buy DONG with BONAR ?

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:47 | Link to Comment remain calm
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Banar or Boner whats the difference, both are going to leave you fucked.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:21 | Link to Comment Tim_
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Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Konigsberg) is a jew.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:48 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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Rex Grossman is not a Jew (neither was OJ Simpson).

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 21:28 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Roman Polanksi?

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 00:12 | Link to Comment Tim_
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Roman Polanski (born Rajmund Roman Thierry Polanski) is another jewish rapist.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:00 | Link to Comment Stuck on Zero
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Obama's solution goes something like this:  If we all go communist together there won't be anyplace for people to run to and no currencies to trade in to.

 

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:11 | Link to Comment knukles
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A New World Order founded upon the Chaos wrought by the Cloward Piven Strategy

 

Starting to make sense to ya' now, huh?

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:17 | Link to Comment jon dough
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Chaos...the other red meat...

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 02:36 | Link to Comment Vendetta
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"If we all go communist together" ->  If we all go fascist together        There, fixed it for ya

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:07 | Link to Comment whatsinaname
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I predict more Yen will be sold to bail out the Args !!

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:28 | Link to Comment eurogold
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The question is ....will christina bail out before the crash ( so she can come back and save Argentina again, or will she stay for the crash to be hung from a lamppost ?

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:23 | Link to Comment Motorhead
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Way to go, Argentinians.  Ya gonna re-elect Frau Kirchner?

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:57 | Link to Comment El Oregonian
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Frau Kirchner? Man, she'd make my BONAR deflate also...

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:59 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Heh...there's nothing worse than a bidless BONAR!

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 22:40 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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As I get older, it gets more difficult to inflate my BONAR!

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:26 | Link to Comment The Shootist
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BenYellen shit 10 billion a day. Maybe they can find it under the mattress.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:27 | Link to Comment Max Damage
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The 2 bill was the rich getting their money out before robbing the rest

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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Print?

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 22:25 | Link to Comment mjcOH1
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A foregone conclusion.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:28 | Link to Comment BadKiTTy
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Honestly, I don't know what to think any more!

The headlines just seem to go from bad to worse(erer) and yet the game seems to stagger on......

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:33 | Link to Comment booboo
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That's just the way it goes, first the nutty peripheral and then we get to the chewy caramel center and then finally the core where the worms live.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:46 | Link to Comment knukles
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And where the worms live is where the Conspiracy Theorists supposedly feast, it taking years before everybody else fesses up to the charade...

In the mean time, enjoy your free fall out of the Helicopter, Mrs Peron

Welcome to the Sodom of Murder and Debauchery we call the Modern World

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:12 | Link to Comment jon dough
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Stay tuned for another exciting installment of "Sodom of Murder and Debauchery"...

But first, a word from our sponsors...

GE, Monsanto, BP, We-B-Wookies, etc...

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:10 | Link to Comment SDShack
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The headlines aren't bad. It's all Kardashians, Super Bowl, Tweet Me, Legalize Weed, Amnesty, Red vs Blue, Buy iShit, and on and on and on. It's all just a distraction and addiction for the masses to keep the sheeple contained. Bad headlines will be homeless masses rioting in the streets because they are starving. Anything else is just more of the same. The way things are going, we are years from real change for the better. Probably decades.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:27 | Link to Comment piceridu
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How bad is it when you as President can't fly your "Airforce One"?

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-01-08/argentina-president-rents-plane...

 

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 22:42 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Good luck sellin' them BONARs when everything you've done in the past spells "DEADBEAT!"

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:29 | Link to Comment the 300000000th...
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I have some ocean front land in New Mexico to sell you. AND I have a really good deal on some Argentinian bonds.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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2020:
AMERICAN CENTRAL BANK SAYS RESERVES FELL 170M YUAN TO 28.1B TODAY

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:40 | Link to Comment The Shootist
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I hope the scourge of fiat is dead before then.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:54 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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this crisis has been going on since 2007. 7 years of this shot already and gold is still below 1300.
I'm a very patient guy and we'll all need to be because this shit will drag on at least another 7.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:09 | Link to Comment Motorhead
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Seven years...isn't that when the Germans are supposed to get their gold back?  Oh, now six years.....

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:11 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Argentina has been in crisis since the 1930's when it was in the top 10

wealthiest countries in the world.

At least they are still in the top ten for polo.

What a waste.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 07:58 | Link to Comment samcontrol
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top ten in polo? is that a joke.
Maybe you meant that they have the ten best players and/or teams in the world?

World Polo Player Rankings
1. Facundo Pieres
2. Adolfo Cambiaso
3. David Stirling Jr.
4. Juan Martin Nero
5. Gonzalo Pieres Jr.
6. Pablo MacDonough
7. Nicolas Pieres
8. Cristian Laprida Jr.
9. Mariano Aquerre
10. Hilario Ullo

All other countries are waisting their time playing polo, fixed it for you.

ps. 0 Americans with 10 handicap.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 12:12 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Left of /s.

Know many of those players.m.

Most play in Wellington here in s.Florida frequently.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:36 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Please do not worry. NML Capital will buy them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcp4OXg7d7c

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:34 | Link to Comment Randy Goodnight
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Here we go again.  Great documentary on last collapse  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMLVMEQmhTQ

 

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 00:17 | Link to Comment matrix2012
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Or check out this dvd quality @kickass.to - Memoria.Del.Saqueo.2004.DVDRip.XviD-AXT (Social Genocide)

Documentary by Fernando E. Solanas, in Spanish w/ Eng subtitles, 700mb... 'file is still alive'

Summary:

{IMDb version}: After the fall of the military dictatorship in 1983, successive democratic governments launched a series of reforms purporting to turn Argentina into the world's most liberal and prosperous economy. Less than twenty years later, the Argentinians have lost literally everything: major national companies have been sold well below value to foreign corporations; the proceeds of  privatizations have been diverted into the pockets of corrupt officials; revised labour laws have taken away all rights from employees; in a country that is traditionally an important exporter of foodstuffs, malnutrition is widespread; millions of people are unemployed and sinking into poverty; and their savings have disappeared in a final banking collapse. The film highlights numerous political, financial, social and judicial aspects that mark out Argentina's road to ruin.

{freedocumentaries version}: Documentary on the events that led to the economic collapse of Argentina in 2001 which wiped out the middle class and raised the level of poverty to 57.5%. Central to the collapse was the implementation of neo-liberal policies which enabled the swindle of billions of dollars by foreign banks and corporations. Many of Argentina's assets and resources were shamefully plundered. Its financial system was even used for money laundering by Citibank, Credit Suisse, and JP Morgan. The net result was massive wealth transfers and the impoverishment of society which culminated in many deaths due to oppression and malnutrition.

And here's the Topdocumentaryfilms link.

{neithercorp version @YT}: Neithercorp is featuring this fantastic documentary due to its uncanny similarity and relevance to the economic looting that is now taking place in the United States and elsewhere. We are also focusing on this particular doc because it is not an English language film, and a lot of Americans are not aware of it. This is an extremely well-made film that will provide a clear perspective on how engineered financial collapses occur, who carries out these policies, and what to expect in an extreme hyper-inflationary depression scenario. Please watch it and share it with those you care about.  We would like to thank Youtube user WorldIssues2000, who originally posted this documentary. We hope WorldIssues2000 and the makers of this doc do not mind us helping them spread their work to new audiences. We just want the film to be seen.

{Prisotnoststeje version @YT}: Documentary on the events that led to the economic collapse of Argentina in 2001 which wiped out the middle class and raised the level of poverty to 57.5%. Central to the collapse was the implementation of neo-liberal policies which enabled the swindle of billions of dollars by foreign banks and corporations. Many of Argentina's assets and resources were shamefully plundered. Its financial system was even used for money laundering by Citibank, Credit Suisse, and JP Morgan. The net result was massive wealth transfers and the impoverishment of society which culminated in many deaths due to oppression and malnutrition. Official name: Memoria del Saqueo by Fernando Solanas 2003.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:36 | Link to Comment jon dough
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I say Boehner, you say BONAR...

Let's call the whole thing Kicillof...

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:38 | Link to Comment Rising Sun
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splat!!!!

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:38 | Link to Comment Silver Garbage Man
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Timberrrrrrr.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:39 | Link to Comment yogibear
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Argentina, Just kidnap the US federal Reserve key members and ask for billions in ransom. They'll print billions to get them back. Your problem is solved.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:39 | Link to Comment Stockmonger
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Krugman says Argentina is doing great.  In fact he is in the running for the next finance minister.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:49 | Link to Comment knukles
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Yeah, but somebody said Krugman is an asshole.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:50 | Link to Comment jon dough
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Know what you mean...

I mean, who would do that, for realz?

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:57 | Link to Comment knukles
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Not me....

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:03 | Link to Comment jon dough
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Although...

I did see where the Urban Dictionary has an entry where Finance Minister is now hip code for Asshole, so he's got that going for him.

The more you know, the weirder it gets.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:11 | Link to Comment knukles
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One of my all time favorites:

"It's just not weird enough, yet."
        - Hunter S Thompson

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:15 | Link to Comment jon dough
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Tru dat...

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:48 | Link to Comment logicalman
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It was quite a while ago he said that - it's got a lot weirder since then.

rapidly approaching 'enough' I think.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 21:09 | Link to Comment Keyser
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We are well past 1.21 jigawatts of weird in my estimation...

We have gone too far, too soon, too fast and are now in the land where nothing is funny... - Robin Williams

 

 

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:41 | Link to Comment world_debt_slave
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Yellen to the rescue!

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:42 | Link to Comment Jack Sheet
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Where's the busty chick in blue and white from the preview photo? She appears to have more than adequate reserves.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:45 | Link to Comment Josh Randall
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Keyboard cat sighted leaving the Argentinian treasury building

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:46 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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They will wipe their asses with BONARS.

They will throw their BONARS on the fire to keep warm.

 

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:49 | Link to Comment knukles
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Arbitrage

Selling useless BoNaRs to the Columbians to use as TP

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:56 | Link to Comment jon dough
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I realize you and MC are offering Boolean choices here but I have to up arrow you both for the quality. Apologies for skewing your results.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:06 | Link to Comment Dewey Cheatum Howe
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That is a thought raise money by selling BoNaRs to the Venezuelans to alleviate their TP shortage. It has got to be worth something on the black market.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:25 | Link to Comment knukles
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sung to the tune of "Barbisol"

 

Arbitrage
Arbitrage
Makes you butt
Feel fresh and clean
After dumps and
Inbetween

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:14 | Link to Comment snr-moment
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We do the same with mine.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 23:28 | Link to Comment TheMeatTrapper
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What is the difference between  T Bill and  BONAR?

 

About 10 years.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 07:55 | Link to Comment samcontrol
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I know what a t bill is,not a binar

and I live in Argentina.
I don,t watch the news.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:52 | Link to Comment debtor of last ...
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Bidless markets. Yes, bidless markets & the scrambling for precious metals, with a touch of gasoline and dogfood.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:53 | Link to Comment hmmmstrange
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Anyone in the Falklands getting nervous?

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 21:15 | Link to Comment akak
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The sheep are ALWAYS nervous ... I hear.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:54 | Link to Comment ncdirtdigger
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Where is the Pope?

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:58 | Link to Comment knukles
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Looking for his little red shoes neath the bed amongst the altar boys

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:07 | Link to Comment jon dough
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They're right next to his signed, mint condition copy of The Communist Manifesto.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:00 | Link to Comment FredFlintstone
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Hey, I think this pope happens to be awesome. We need more awesome stiff on the world right now damn it.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 21:38 | Link to Comment dobermangang
Sun, 02/02/2014 - 07:55 | Link to Comment samcontrol
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stupi question , stupid answer.

in Rome.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:55 | Link to Comment snr-moment
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Yeah, but Christina was actually pretty hot 30 years ago.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:00 | Link to Comment knukles
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So was fonestar's mom

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:05 | Link to Comment jon dough
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Coincidence? I think not...

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 07:55 | Link to Comment samcontrol
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f you made me barf.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:55 | Link to Comment FreeMktFisherMN
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reality is even many of these 'emerging markets' in many cases only have growth because they are making their exports cheaper. There is no such thing as a free lunch; sure you can obtain more work by making it cheaper but then when you want to consume, your currency won't buy much. 

Freeing up markets always has to be the goal. Some of these countries like China have taken huge strides, but to increase returns on that they need to have sound money that reflects the productivity, as opposed to selling it all off to foreigners for worthless fiat and depriving its people of higher standards of living. 

Sad to see even some ZHers on here seem to go along with the idea that the Greeks' panacea would be to just print a bunch of drachma to get out of its problems. Of course the Greeks and everyone else need national sovereignty, but printing does not lead to prosperity, What they need is sound money like anyone else. Reduce labor costs by eliminating taxes and having more certainty as to the purchasing power of your money, i.e., having it gold-backed. The reality is that while of course the Greek politicians sold out to the ECB and IMF, the people went right along with the spending and have tons of culpability as well. These pols who support such evil are a reflection of evidently a large number of citizens; same could be said for the U.S. 

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:58 | Link to Comment FreeMktFisherMN
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Central planning and intervention in markets always fails is the bottom line, whether it leads to credit-fueled consumption or malinvestments or both. I will say that I wouldn't underestimate the Chinese despite their huge malinvestments because they have such a proclivity to save and save in terms of gold increasingly, apparently. And it's easier to transition to reaping the benefits of one's own productivity than it is to do what the Western nations will have to do which is go through legitimate austerity and save and produce.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 22:48 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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I don't believe anyone here thinks that printing moar is the solution, but what do Govt's do?  That's right, they print!

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:58 | Link to Comment walküre
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Argentina has no capital controls? Color me surprised.

This has the fingerprints of IMF and World Bank plastered all over it.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:56 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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Didn't they throw Italian Pensioners under the bus in big way the last time "but still got the money anyways"?

And then they nationalized Repsol.

"Our list of allies grow thing Gandalf. And now you tell me Sauron has deserted us and has raised an Orc Army that can fight by Day???!!! THE EYE IS FIXED ON BUENES AIRES GANDALF! ISILDOR! CAST YOURSELF INTO THE FIRE!"

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:56 | Link to Comment Quaderratic Probing
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Don't worry about the rich I think they got out in time

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 07:58 | Link to Comment samcontrol
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actually I got in right on time.

It is like the madman who thinks he is on the right side of the gate.

want to compare taxes...

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 18:59 | Link to Comment seek
Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:00 | Link to Comment knukles
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Perfect sports companion.
Knobs for channel and volume

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:07 | Link to Comment jon dough
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Explains the guys shit-eating grin.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:08 | Link to Comment Miffed Microbio...
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Nice rack but the chest bones turned off Mr. But he tends to be picky.

Miffed;-)

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:24 | Link to Comment DosZap
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Picky hell, gay.LOL

Those were the last things MOST of us looked at.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:29 | Link to Comment knukles
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Miffed...

Those are not chest bones
They're the growing alien implants about to be birthed.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 21:24 | Link to Comment trip kitchen
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I don't see chest bones, I see irrigation canals

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 08:00 | Link to Comment samcontrol
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beat me to it . +1

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:40 | Link to Comment Miffed Microbio...
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No he's all red blooded hetero male. He loves my 36D without the washboard on top.

Miffed;-)

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:17 | Link to Comment DosZap
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That thumbnail pic needs to be viewed at full size to be fully appreciated.

 

She must really get around since your pic is from South Africa.Come to think of it, she could likely float that far.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 08:06 | Link to Comment samcontrol
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the World Cup was played there.

South American women use the cup as a TV platform..
they show their tits and become national stars after the cup..

Then want to be famous and/or try to marry some rich stupid fuck or some want to be tv star with a hard on.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:00 | Link to Comment NoTTD
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"Axel Kicillof"?  "Kirchner"?  Are the ex-Nazis openly running that country now? 

 

Common greeting heard on the BA street:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwTMb9nVFAM

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:04 | Link to Comment philosophers bone
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These global financial crises are revolutionizing language.  Creditors got the BONAR; Vietnamese got the Dong and Taxpayers got the Shaft

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:15 | Link to Comment knukles
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"The RecoveryTM"
     - Jesse

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:12 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Weak and fragile governments can be at the mercy of foreign powers who knock on their door with gifts.

Look at the hot spots over the last few years and US fingerprints are all over them.

The USA methodology may be crude and rude but it is still the driving force in this deteriorating world.

No one should underestimate the reach and resolve of the US to do what it is doing for as long as it holds the privilege of the major reserve currency.

None of what's going on will cease until that privilege is lost.

Argentina of course has created its own hell and turned from being the richest country in the world to a basket case.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:13 | Link to Comment Save_America1st
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Burned through 2 Billion in 2 weeks???  Pussies...shit, our Fed has been printing 2.5 Billion or more each fucking day for over a year and look how great everything is now!  I'm sure now that Ben Shalom has some time on his hands he could always fly down to Argentina and show them bitchez how to use CTRL-P ;-)

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:15 | Link to Comment ThroxxOfVron
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"BONARs suddenly deflate to nothing"

ZH is a fucking comedy goldmine!

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Read the last sentence again. It says "in a worst case scenario."

No need to down vote you.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:19 | Link to Comment monopoly
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"Make the front pages of serious media papers around the globe!" Eh, I make that at about 5 total on the planet. Less if you select TV media.
Tick Tock.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:24 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Maybe Jamie or Lloyd  can fly down and offer to take their gold......about 62 tonnes worth.Makes it about 2.5 billion dollars.

Makes me wonder where Lybia's gold is and what the Venezuelans have done with theirs.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:27 | Link to Comment Gromit
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Thunderstorm this mornng in Buenos Aires, sun came out around 7pm.

Maybe a massage next, then dinner, going to a party tonight.

Argentina receives terrible press stateside because of its unwillingness to kowtow to the New World Order.

It's very calm and peaceful here. Excellent harvest just gathered in the countryside. So long as the price of Soy holds firm, Argentina will muddle through.

Might buy a few of those BONARs or maybe BODENs.

Ciao.

 

 

 

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:06 | Link to Comment Carl Popper
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Lol.   A guy like you who can afford massages and dinner out is in the top 20 percent per capita income bracket for sure.  

 

You wouldn't dare walk alone at night in the neighborhoods where the bottom half live, not dressed up for dinner and a party anyway. 

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Gromit
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Carl - did I say something that offende you?  If I did so I apologize.

Four hand massage at Spa Libertad with upsell - 1000 Pesos  ARS ($80 US), very enjoyable.

Dinner at my departmento  in Recoleta (started to rain again)  pork chop, boiled potatoes and peas from Disco supermarket (50 Pesos.)

Private party afterwards - priceless.

Buenos Aires is a lovely place for a tourist with dollar source income. Friendly expat community to share info:

http://www.argentniaprivate.com

Buen aproveche!

 

 

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 13:17 | Link to Comment matrix2012
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@ Gromit

I do appreciate your leadership's unwillingness to kowtow to the Worldly Gods' interests, may the nation of Argentina muddle through the hardships and be resilient, be vigil and remain to be independent, keep its sovereignty both politically and economically!

Globalization has been swallowing so many nations and enslaving many of them today.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 15:22 | Link to Comment Gromit
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It 's surprising to me how little sympathy Argentina recevies here on ZH.

The"End the Fed"  fraternity should be natural supporters of a government more interested in people's welfare than corporate mutinationlaas profits.

But maybe the temptation to "pile on" is just too strong.

I'm not Argentino - just a tourist with dollar source income enjoying a fine vacation.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:28 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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Raffle off those tits or pop up a dick washing tent to raise cash. Otherwise, take your corruption pill and STFU. How much longer do we to endure this mess?

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:29 | Link to Comment Make_Mine_A_Double
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The head line news though was Christina annoucing new government scholarships to high school students. Not a word about the Peso.

Stick the BONAR in the Anses and that should keep the idiots busy for awhile.

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:37 | Link to Comment pitz
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Only $10B?  That's childs play.  Even modest Ponzi schemes in America can pull that in no problem. 

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 19:59 | Link to Comment Carl Popper
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No such thing as a free lunch. When you peg your currency too high for political reasons the eventual exchange rate crash will be worse than necessary.

Even a low circulation currency like the peso would be more stable and cause less capital misallocation if it were freely floated with a central bank making a (non manipulated) derivative market

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:00 | Link to Comment Carl Popper
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Maduro in Venezuela  is going to learn his lesson too. 

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:34 | Link to Comment 1stepcloser
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LOL at least he's doing better than Murkel, Venezula gots its gold

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:16 | Link to Comment tbd108
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"Alas, it just may be too late.": What's "alas" about about a group of socialist jackasses getting what they deserved?

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:33 | Link to Comment 401-Kulak
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How many clicked looking for the protest babe?

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 20:51 | Link to Comment gafgroocK
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Me, Me!

But I would have done it if she was shirtless, too

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