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The White House Super Bowl Playbook (In One Cartoon)
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Dats rayciss.
Obama got no game ... not even hail mary
They should've made his lips purple, like they are on TV.
would you say the state of the union address was more or less interesting than the blowout that was super bowl 48
He throws like a girl...
But that is to be expected for a pussy.
Obama - " If they bring a ball to the fight, we bring a gun"
No it's not Ray's Cyst, I seen it and it much nicer looking than the Debt Brutha.
He likes the tight-ends and penetrating every hole that appears.
Barry Soetoro? Dog gone, right?
Some say that he spends much more time setting it up so that others on his team penetrate holes.
What - with the Wookie Queen?!!
Time to find another site for real information. ZH has gone kindergarten.
Fuck, we already live in one, now we get our commentary in pretty little meaningless pictures without comment.
Well we don't get the constant articles from Gonzalo Lira predicting hyperinflation next week.
I think he predicted we would wiping our asses with greenbacks for the last 2 years.
He's making an end-run to treason.
"Guillotines restore freedom."
Never go full retard
http://qz.com/163732/somaliland-shillings-beasts-rather-than-bitcoin/
That's some shit, huh?
Never surrender, 'stant'.
The consequences are worse than you can bear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ49X-B3PYE
It has been proven that light-skinned blacks are smarter than dark-skinned blacks. This is important to bear in mind when watching Superbowl XLVII (48, for those who are Roman Numeral impaired). Barry Soetoro, therefore, is smarter than ALMOST everyone else who is playing. WORSHIP HIM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8QEIaATPis
You typed the Roman numeral for 47, not 48 (XLVIII). Irony, your name is Mr. Scott.
Who's he playing against? The Constitutionalists?
When Barry and Moochelle (the Wookie) get together for sexual union (as they obviously have in the past), they state that they would do anything but 'THAT'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbQLB0q3hts
It's a BITCH trying to kill the one thing that has granted them the freedom to rebel. They enslave themselves WILLINGLY...
~"Who's he playing against?"~
The American citizens. It's the 3rd quarter and they're way behind.
Some outfit called the Founding Fathers. I think they're from back east.
Bathhouse Barry knows his way around the "end run". I'm sure he's well-versed in the reach around as well.
He did run with a questionable crowd (<---Barry's song? ear worm warning)...
Obama's high school pot dealer who he thanked for the 'good times' was beaten to death with a hammer by his gay lover
And just like any long time quarterback, I'm sure he's had his hands on a guys nutsack forever.
I see he plays a cheat game of noughts and crosses, no surprise there because he has trashed your constitution as well
Bet he throws a football like a girl too.
Bet Michelle throws better than he does there's actually a hilarious picture of him throwing a baseball next to a girl...
lol
She looks like an angel. She walks like an angel. She talks like an angel (but I got wise);
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_Q96eJr1k
50 years from now (provided that we survive this current state of affairs), they will do a telescreen special entitled 'Bathhouse Barry: The Truth Revealed'; much like the JFK conspiracy thing.
They would interview the children he actually fathered, but it is impossible to find a living asshole baby...even THEN...
We never heard anything about all those women JFK had when I was young. Transparent governments lol heavily redacted when you do get anything even after 50 years. I think this is a likely scenario LBJ Killed JFK
The pieces all fit in that puzzle. Thanks
This is why I find the multitude of non-interventions (Syria being the latest) fascinating. Nixon had a "secret plan to win the war" for a reason (hint, hint...he needed a war.)
We have "peace" for the most part breaking out all over. By this I mean "the USA is not initiating contact"...not that there isn't any shortage of opportunities to do so of course.
In short "this war is being paid for" (meaning budgeted.) That makes end arounds well nigh impossible because all spending bills originate in the House.
In other words you can still assume the "authority" for this or that...but trying to make this into a "plan" requires monies requested, fit into a plan, budgeted, accounted for, recognized as such...acted upon...etc, etc.
This ain't Chicago where you just "spend with impunity."
You already have massive Federal Agencies that stake claim to the bulk of largesse...not the least of which is a "bailout regime" otherwise known as "moral hazard."
This type of regime does in fact imperil the bulk of Federal Programming as the de facto nature of the budget process is to simply "cut, cut, cut."
So Wall Street needs trillions?
No problem.
And a recovery exists only in nominal terms as a consequence?
Not a problem.
All budgeting done currently will therefore be forced to take into account the additional trillions needed to continue to finance the Bailout Regime.
That means red-lining entire Federal Programs in order to support the regime.
Amazon.com has already given the folks of DC a way Forward from this "predicament." Hard to put a price on that but I do take note that with almost zippo for earnings Jeff Bezos still has a Space Program.
In other words if you're looking for money in Government he's the guy who can make that available. An enviable position indeed.
He's not the only one either.
Goldman and JP Morgan don't ever lose?
One could argue "neither does the US Army."
The latter strikes me as a bigger employer right now.
Is Obama's end run around Congress or Michelle?
He'll have to go wide if it's Michele.
How many sports metaphores can we have with the words Obama, end run, score, week end quaterback, team player, take a down, scrimmage, switch sides, make a pass, put on the bench, etc.
Take a knee?
Are you sure which N-zone Obama is headed for?
"It's for the chillren"
I can't even watch because the internet is slow right now.
Is this the end-run and strong offense ?
http://video.foxnews.com/v/3142612336001/bill-oreillys-super-bowl-interview-with-president-obama/#sp=show-clips
The Denver Airport Tunnelers versus the Seattle Nerd-packers.
NSA versus MicroSoft.
WHO WILL WIN THIS EPIC BATTLE? (Stay tuned to see twerking BollyWood girls, and commercials for Levitra)
I see that the weather is moderating in NYC (JUST IN TIME!).
REMEMBER: The TSA is here to PROTECT YOU.
WHO WILL WIN THIS EPIC BATTLE?
Seattle 43 Denver 8
Yeah, buddy.
Flipping back and forth between Super Bowl and Walking Dead Marathon. Can't really tell them apart, as Broncos seem brain dead and are surrounded by Biting Seahawks. Worse plays are Bronco receiver standing still on tipped pass that got intercepted, and going on fourth down at end of half. 22-3 would bring a little momentum to the Broncos and put them within 3 TDs. Now it looks hopeless.
heard that i left the room middle of the 2nd qt. lamest sb ever. and the commercials suck.
Look!
He took another selfie!
since Tylers posted 'the atlantic' turning against Obama, i started counting how many former Obama-is-the-greatest-thing-since-sliced-bread 'news' sites posted articles expressing disillusionment with POTUS. i've counted 16 so far. none of them were so bold as to use the 'it's not his fault' excuse. it won't be long before his own party turns against him. oh, wait a minute, it's already started happening. worst president ever.
Chicken Legs is going to run around the bungling Boehner Tanned-skins defense.
Good to see some of the "old heads" on this thread. May you live long and prosper.
Bullworths__t: cmon dance motha dance da Watusi with Berflunky oops hes gone, now
do da Frugie on da planet wit da Bitch Janet.
Print Bitch print the B ig Money Shuffle:
http://youtu.be/RCely_XDSDw
He Tweeted a pic of himself throwing like a girl
They should have arrested him right after the STU address.
Here's our real STU. They filed chapter 8 during the sequester. Then John horse face Kerry signed us into another International agreement that's yet to be released.
I didn't get a memo about all this above, Did you?