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The White House Super Bowl Playbook (In One Cartoon)

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Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:09 | 4394413 syntaxterror
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Dats rayciss.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 22:03 | 4394610 WayBehind
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Obama got no game ... not even hail mary

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 22:15 | 4394642 WonderDawg
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They should've made his lips purple, like they are on TV.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 09:39 | 4395381 johnQpublic
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would you say the state of the union address was more or less interesting than the blowout that was super bowl 48

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 23:22 | 4394780 wee-weed up
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He throws like a girl...

But that is to be expected for a pussy.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 08:44 | 4395324 ugmug
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Obama - " If they bring a ball to the fight, we bring a gun"

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 15:59 | 4396869 Redhotfill
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No it's not Ray's Cyst,  I seen it and it much nicer looking than the Debt Brutha.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:12 | 4394416 erg
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He likes the tight-ends and penetrating every hole that appears.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:35 | 4394453 El Oregonian
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Barry Soetoro? Dog gone, right?

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 21:10 | 4394500 Fred Hayek
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Some say that he spends much more time setting it up so that others on his team penetrate holes.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 23:54 | 4394838 hungrydweller
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What - with the Wookie Queen?!!

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 09:04 | 4395343 Race Car Driver
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Time to find another site for real information. ZH has gone kindergarten.

Fuck, we already live in one, now we get our commentary in pretty little meaningless pictures without comment.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 12:19 | 4395900 TerminalDebt
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Well we don't get the constant articles from Gonzalo Lira predicting hyperinflation next week.

I think he predicted we would wiping our asses with greenbacks for the last 2 years.

 

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:10 | 4394418 kchrisc
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He's making an end-run to treason.

 

"Guillotines restore freedom."

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:12 | 4394420 stant
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Never go full retard

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 21:18 | 4394522 MontgomeryScott
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http://qz.com/163732/somaliland-shillings-beasts-rather-than-bitcoin/

That's some shit, huh?

Never surrender, 'stant'.

The consequences are worse than you can bear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ49X-B3PYE

It has been proven that light-skinned blacks are smarter than dark-skinned blacks. This is important to bear in mind when watching  Superbowl XLVII (48, for those who are Roman Numeral impaired). Barry Soetoro, therefore, is smarter than ALMOST everyone else who is playing. WORSHIP HIM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8QEIaATPis

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 02:35 | 4395058 Balanced Integer
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You typed the Roman numeral for 47, not 48 (XLVIII). Irony, your name is Mr. Scott.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:17 | 4394429 mvsjcl
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Who's he playing against? The Constitutionalists?

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 21:54 | 4394590 MontgomeryScott
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When Barry and Moochelle (the Wookie) get together for sexual union (as they obviously have in the past), they state that they would do anything but 'THAT'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbQLB0q3hts

 

It's a BITCH trying to kill the one thing that has granted them the freedom to rebel. They enslave themselves WILLINGLY...

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 02:53 | 4395074 Theosebes Goodfellow
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~"Who's he playing against?"~

The American citizens. It's the 3rd quarter and they're way behind.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 09:17 | 4395356 pupdog1
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Some outfit called the Founding Fathers. I think they're from back east.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:27 | 4394445 Ness.
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Bathhouse Barry knows his way around the "end run".  I'm sure he's well-versed in the reach around as well.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 00:39 | 4394922 Colonel Klink
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And just like any long time quarterback, I'm sure he's had his hands on a guys nutsack forever.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:34 | 4394451 Racer
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I see he plays a cheat game of noughts and crosses, no surprise there because he has trashed your constitution as well

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:38 | 4394457 ShrNfr
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Bet he throws a football like a girl too.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 21:06 | 4394482 LMAOLORI
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Bet Michelle throws better than he does there's actually a hilarious picture of him throwing a baseball next to a girl...

 

 

lol

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 21:35 | 4394540 MontgomeryScott
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She looks like an angel. She walks like an angel. She talks like an angel (but I got wise);

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_Q96eJr1k

50 years from now (provided that we survive this current state of affairs), they will do a telescreen special entitled 'Bathhouse Barry: The Truth Revealed'; much like the JFK conspiracy thing.

     They would interview the children he actually fathered, but it is impossible to find a living asshole baby...even THEN...

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 21:54 | 4394587 LMAOLORI
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We never heard anything about all those women JFK had when I was young.  Transparent governments lol heavily redacted when you do get anything even after 50 years. I think this is a likely scenario LBJ Killed JFK

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 08:59 | 4395340 Oracle of Kypseli
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The pieces all fit in that puzzle. Thanks

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:40 | 4394459 disabledvet
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This is why I find the multitude of non-interventions (Syria being the latest) fascinating. Nixon had a "secret plan to win the war" for a reason (hint, hint...he needed a war.)

We have "peace" for the most part breaking out all over. By this I mean "the USA is not initiating contact"...not that there isn't any shortage of opportunities to do so of course.

In short "this war is being paid for" (meaning budgeted.) That makes end arounds well nigh impossible because all spending bills originate in the House.

In other words you can still assume the "authority" for this or that...but trying to make this into a "plan" requires monies requested, fit into a plan, budgeted, accounted for, recognized as such...acted upon...etc, etc.

This ain't Chicago where you just "spend with impunity."
You already have massive Federal Agencies that stake claim to the bulk of largesse...not the least of which is a "bailout regime" otherwise known as "moral hazard."

This type of regime does in fact imperil the bulk of Federal Programming as the de facto nature of the budget process is to simply "cut, cut, cut."

So Wall Street needs trillions?
No problem.
And a recovery exists only in nominal terms as a consequence?
Not a problem.
All budgeting done currently will therefore be forced to take into account the additional trillions needed to continue to finance the Bailout Regime.

That means red-lining entire Federal Programs in order to support the regime.

Amazon.com has already given the folks of DC a way Forward from this "predicament." Hard to put a price on that but I do take note that with almost zippo for earnings Jeff Bezos still has a Space Program.

In other words if you're looking for money in Government he's the guy who can make that available. An enviable position indeed.

He's not the only one either.
Goldman and JP Morgan don't ever lose?
One could argue "neither does the US Army."

The latter strikes me as a bigger employer right now.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:40 | 4394460 tom a taxpayer
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Is Obama's end run around Congress or Michelle?

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:46 | 4394467 Uncle Remus
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He'll have to go wide if it's Michele. 

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 22:33 | 4394624 are we there yet
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How many sports metaphores can we have with the words Obama, end run, score, week end quaterback, team player, take a down, scrimmage, switch sides, make a pass, put on the bench, etc.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 22:57 | 4394730 marchare
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Take a knee?

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 22:34 | 4394692 are we there yet
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Are you sure which N-zone Obama is headed for?

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:44 | 4394464 Korbin Dallas
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"It's for the chillren"

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:57 | 4394476 HardlyZero
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I can't even watch because the internet is slow right now. 

Is this the end-run and strong offense ?

http://video.foxnews.com/v/3142612336001/bill-oreillys-super-bowl-interview-with-president-obama/#sp=show-clips

 

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 20:59 | 4394478 MontgomeryScott
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The Denver Airport Tunnelers versus the Seattle Nerd-packers.

NSA versus MicroSoft.

WHO WILL WIN THIS EPIC BATTLE? (Stay tuned to see twerking BollyWood girls, and commercials for Levitra)

I see that the weather is moderating in NYC (JUST IN TIME!).

REMEMBER: The TSA is here to PROTECT YOU.

 

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 23:15 | 4394771 Ignatius
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WHO WILL WIN THIS EPIC BATTLE?

Seattle 43   Denver 8

Yeah, buddy.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 21:04 | 4394486 NoWayJose
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Flipping back and forth between Super Bowl and Walking Dead Marathon. Can't really tell them apart, as Broncos seem brain dead and are surrounded by Biting Seahawks. Worse plays are Bronco receiver standing still on tipped pass that got intercepted, and going on fourth down at end of half. 22-3 would bring a little momentum to the Broncos and put them within 3 TDs. Now it looks hopeless.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 21:13 | 4394503 stant
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heard that i left the room middle of the 2nd qt. lamest sb ever. and the commercials suck.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 21:22 | 4394524 nmewn
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Look!

He took another selfie!

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 21:34 | 4394556 Wait What
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since Tylers posted 'the atlantic' turning against Obama, i started counting how many former Obama-is-the-greatest-thing-since-sliced-bread 'news' sites posted articles expressing disillusionment with POTUS. i've counted 16 so far. none of them were so bold as to use the 'it's not his fault' excuse. it won't be long before his own party turns against him. oh, wait a minute, it's already started happening. worst president ever.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 22:12 | 4394628 Reaper
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Chicken Legs is going to run around the bungling Boehner Tanned-skins defense.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 22:57 | 4394735 acetinker
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Good to see some of the "old heads" on this thread. May you live long and prosper.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 23:07 | 4394751 Atlantis Consigliore
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Bullworths__t:  cmon dance motha dance da Watusi with Berflunky oops hes gone, now

do da Frugie on da planet wit da Bitch Janet.

Print Bitch print the B ig Money Shuffle:

http://youtu.be/RCely_XDSDw

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 23:19 | 4394776 MickV
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He Tweeted a pic of himself throwing like a girl

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 09:35 | 4395368 Money 4 Nothing
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They should have arrested him right after the STU address. 

Here's our real STU. They filed chapter 8 during the sequester. Then John horse face Kerry signed us into another International agreement that's yet to be released. 

I didn't get a memo about all this above,  Did you?

 

 

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 13:08 | 4396050 Emergency Ward
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  • Clearly way out-of-bounds during the presidential run, Head Referee Eric Holder nevertheless signals Touchdown.
  • Stadium replay screen shows what no one can deny: clearly out-of-bounds, mixed cheers and boos from the crowd.
  • Referred upstairs to the Supreme Court replay committee, the decision is the that "no convincing evidence to overturn -- the ruling on the field stands -- Touchdown."
  • 63 percent of the shocked crowd boo, 37 percent cheer wildly.
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