Caption Caption Contest For The Year Of The "Whores"

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The BBC caption-machine discusses the Chinese new year (the year of the horse)... but goes a little too phonetic. Are they wrong?

 

 

h/t @BarbaraDemick

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Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:38 | 4397861 The Gooch
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Hookers and Blow year, bitchez!

(watch out for soaring bankers, landing.)

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:09 | 4397992 knukles
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"Year of the Bankers"

roose transration form pidglen engrish to engrish

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:08 | 4397998 Say What Again
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This is what happens when you let your "Smart Phone" auto-correct your messages.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:12 | 4398019 So Close
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All truths are equal.  But some truths are more equal than others.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:32 | 4398095 akak
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I'm waiting for the Year of the Pussy myself.

 

PS: At least they didn't say "Welcome to the Year of the whores. People around the globe celebate."  That would have been truly ironic.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:43 | 4398188 knukles
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If the world leaders ain't careful next up's gonna be the "Year of Who Gives a Shit?"

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:53 | 4398231 Fish Gone Bad
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I think they got it write.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 23:00 | 4398699 Oh regional Indian
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Subliminal programming? Proph(ylac)tic prophecy? 

Saville Row, whole new meaning...

ori

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 23:02 | 4398700 Pool Shark
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At least with whores you might get kissed,

WE got screwed without the benefits of intercourse...

 

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 23:12 | 4398727 Oh regional Indian
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Are you saying horses for inter-courses?

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 23:14 | 4398736 MontgomeryScott
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Only in Tijuana! Or the San Fernando Valley...

Tue, 02/04/2014 - 08:19 | 4399556 SoilMyselfRotten
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Too modest, more like: Century of the Whores, America on its back since 1913.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 23:24 | 4398771 MontgomeryScott
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Seriously, would you want them to kiss you? Would you kiss them?

http://www.imagefap.com/photo/287592038/?pgid=&gid=2678033&page=0

This is what Janet Yellen looks like with her clothes off...

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 23:13 | 4398731 MontgomeryScott
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SPELLCHECK SUGGESTIONS:

bourse

yours

S'mores

heroin

Jamie Dimon

John Kerry

Obama

Federal Reserve Member Banks

Sham-Wow

Blankfein

CNN

(no suggestions)

(turn auto-correct off)

 

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 21:08 | 4398307 TheReplacement
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Yeah but think how prices would drop!

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 21:17 | 4398343 AGuy
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"the year of the horse"

2014 may be the year of of the Pin.

The pin that starts popping bubbles worldwide. I can't say for sure, but Jan and Feb are off to good start.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 21:47 | 4398444 bearwinkle
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I think it is always year of the pussy myself! 

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 23:17 | 4398748 MontgomeryScott
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Well, by your avatar, it looks like you have to wrestle them to get any (I mean, get any pussy).

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:35 | 4397865 Rainman
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Copy editing is a dead profession.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:39 | 4397878 Skateboarder
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Adherence to quality is a dead concept.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:42 | 4397893 homiegot
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Approximate facsimilie is the new paradigm.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:51 | 4397920 HoofHearted
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So we are continuing to celebrate the Free Shit Army? Yo, Brarack be pimpin' me with my Obamafone, foolz!!!!

And then there is that song, "The First of the Month." Why is it someone trying to do things the right way is the one getting screwed by BO and the FSA?

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:23 | 4398058 NoDebt
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They screw those who are easiest to screw.  Fair has nothing to do with it and never did.  They're vultures, locusts.  They consume everything consumable and move on to the next meal.  And no, they don't lose a minute's sleep over it.  In fact, screwing people over is how they prove to themselves they're superior to everyone else.

 

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 23:17 | 4398747 Joseff Stalin
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Marcus Tullius Cicero, Bureaucracy quotes:   A bureaucrat is the most despicable of men, though he is needed as vultures are needed, but one hardly admires vultures whom bureaucrats so strangely resemble. I have yet to meet a bureaucrat who was not petty, dull, almost witless, crafty or stupid, an oppressor or a thief, a holder of little authority in which he delights, as a boy delights in possessing a vicious dog. Who can trust such creatures?
more Marcus Tullius Cicero quotes
Tue, 02/04/2014 - 08:37 | 4399580 dizzyfingers
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"A bureaucrat is ...."

 

...also a useful idiot.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:55 | 4397938 The Gooch
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blue jeans that retain belt loops.

Those were the days.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:12 | 4398024 F-Tipp
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Us in the QA profession might agree, Skateboarder. Performing QC on our (American) suppliers leaves me distraught sometimes.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:58 | 4398258 The Gooch
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That is the NAFTA boomerang effect.

That and six-sigma, "greenbelt" douchebags trying to direct mfg. with "continuous improvement common core (9001 COMPLIANT!) proactive synthesis approach".

"lean" (mfg.) foarward.

 

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 23:59 | 4398861 Skateboarder
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That's sad to hear. You would hope that 'Made in USA' still meant quality stuff, but given that the people keep eating up cheap plastic shit and pass it off as excellence, I don't know if QC even applies to the new paradigm.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:44 | 4397900 nmewn
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Its a hot biz (whoring for news) they have to beat the competition to the sound of any zipper, in order to fellate the masses ;-)

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:47 | 4398201 RaceToTheBottom
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Approximately 20 to 40 percint of everything humans do is down wrong.

Tue, 02/04/2014 - 00:13 | 4398914 akak
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Optimist

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:39 | 4397876 Seasmoke
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Client #9. Approves this caption. 

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:33 | 4398126 Cacete de Ouro
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Every year is the year of the whores in Shanghai

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 22:43 | 4398650 Proofreder
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You can lead a whore to culture

but you cannot make her think.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:44 | 4398184 ChanceIs
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Hey!!!!  Client #9 at least would have gotten the blow...er ah....snow shovelled off of the upper west side's stoops.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:38 | 4397880 Dr. Engali
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So we are celebrating the bankers this year I see. Will there be a special lighting of the central banker ceremony?

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:51 | 4397921 JohnG
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I'm constructing a flamethrower now.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:59 | 4397936 Dr. Engali
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The NSA is not amused. Stay where you are citizen. An agent will be right with you.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:01 | 4397961 JohnG
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It's a damn big flamethrower.  Bring it goons.

 

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:10 | 4398001 logicalman
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Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nknAzQPHE

Carlin, on flame-throwers.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:55 | 4397930 kodachrome
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You mean crematory?

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:39 | 4397881 nowhereman
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I know Woody Alan and his friends are celebrating.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:40 | 4397887 homiegot
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Lie on your stomach, babe.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:08 | 4398000 knukles
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No, not you peasant... you bend over...

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 22:26 | 4398597 A Nanny Moose
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Ben? Nice to meet you. Victor Hugo

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:39 | 4397883 Occident Mortal
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Everybody's fucked.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:10 | 4398010 knukles
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Including Woody Allen, his wife, little girl and his future.

"Look sweetie!  Penis!  It's what's for dinner!"

Tue, 02/04/2014 - 08:32 | 4399573 dizzyfingers
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"Everybody's fucked."

No, not thosed who are effing us, but could fix that by rejecting credit.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 19:46 | 4397884 JustObserving
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No bigger or better whores than those at the state-funded BBC.  

Tony Rooke refused to pay a TV license fee because the BBC intentionally misrepresented facts about the 9/11attacks, he alleged. It is widely known that the BBC reported the collapse of World Trade Center Building 7 over 20 minutes before it occurred. WTC 7 was a 47-story skyscraper that was not hit by a plane on 9/11 but collapsed at free-fall speed later that day.


So Rooke said the BBC had to have had prior knowledge to a terror attack making them complicit in the attack. He presented the BBC footage to the judge along with a slew of other evidence, and the judge agreed that Rooke had a reasonable case to protest. Rooke was found not guilty and he was not fined for failure to pay the licensing fee.


For all intents and purposes a UK court has just ruled that the BBC was complicit in the September 11th, 2001 attacks in the United States.

 

 http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=80467

 

In the United Kingdom and the Crown Dependencies, any household watching or recording live television transmissions as they are being broadcast (terrestrial, satellite, cable, or internet) is required to hold a television licence. Since 1 April 2010 the annual licence fee has been £145.50 for colour and £49.00 for black and white (Wiki)

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