This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

Good [Bad] News Is Again Bad [Good]

Tyler Durden's picture





 

Presented with no comment...

 

Good or bad?

 

But JPY remains in control - though the breaks are notable...

 

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 


- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:44 | Link to Comment The_Ungrateful_Yid
The_Ungrateful_Yid's picture

Algos has no heart.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Canadian Dirtlump
Canadian Dirtlump's picture

It's the whole thing that they have no brain that worries me.

 

The bad news? I got a new Hugo Boss Suit. The Good new? I shat myself in it.

 

*walks to wall street for jorb intervue*

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:50 | Link to Comment Spungo
Spungo's picture

I always polish my retard helmet before wall street interviews.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:58 | Link to Comment spinone
spinone's picture

Is "polish the retard helmet" slang for wanking off? 

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:04 | Link to Comment BandGap
BandGap's picture

Well, it would calm him down for his big day!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:47 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
TBT or not TBT's picture

He knows to check his ear lobes?

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 13:21 | Link to Comment El Oregonian
El Oregonian's picture

"Presented with no comment"???

Well, I thought I'd comment on your 'no comment' but alas, there is no comment to hang it upon...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:10 | Link to Comment Canadian Dirtlump
Canadian Dirtlump's picture

It's known as pulling the goalie in Canada.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:32 | Link to Comment The Dunce
The Dunce's picture

Anything which threatens monetary heroin is considered bad.  So if America had full employment, the bankers would shit their pants.  No more welfare.  Things are fucked up.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Traderone
Traderone's picture

and neither should you (when trading), a classic stop run as Johnny retailer cannot be allowed participate, followed by the rally after European close. W hat more do we need to be successful? rinse, lather, repeat. (this is a reply to the person who says that Algos have no heart.)

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:44 | Link to Comment So Close
So Close's picture

Just like at a freaking carnival.   Round and round she goes... where she stops....

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:44 | Link to Comment Bearwagon
Bearwagon's picture

Good news is good news, bad news is good news, no news is very good news, very bad news is great news - hence, all news are good news. It really is that easy.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 15:58 | Link to Comment zaphod42
zaphod42's picture

I am glad to hear it.  That is very good news, indeed.

Craig

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:52 | Link to Comment Kaiser Sousa
Kaiser Sousa's picture

yeah i hope all ya'll r enjoying the Dow fucking jumping up and down like a EKG machine on a dying fucking patient...

shit is a complete farce....and oh yeah, how bout the only 2 forms of real money trading sideways once again after the NY take down from 1270, and 20 bucks...

fucking Fed, bullin banks, and Treasury could give a fuck about appearances....

DEATH TO THE MONEYCHANGERS.......

 

 

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:53 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
Spastica Rex's picture

Your lack of confidence is disturbing.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:21 | Link to Comment Kaiser Sousa
Kaiser Sousa's picture

"Your lack of confidence is disturbing."

100% vested in Physical Gold and Silver...

what????

your lack of knowledge about my position has now been corrected....

keep it movin homie...and lay off that pipe

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:51 | Link to Comment tradebot
tradebot's picture

You're screwed, glued and tattooed then...should have gone 100% Bitcoin!  sarc off

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:56 | Link to Comment TahoeBilly2012
TahoeBilly2012's picture

I don't like capital punishment, so I suggest we load them into a spaceship and launch them, then again they might re colonize some poor other planet with "debt based paper money" and "adjustable rate loans".

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:05 | Link to Comment BandGap
BandGap's picture

Drop them in the ocean, they can swim home.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:36 | Link to Comment Zadok
Zadok's picture

No capital punishment can ever come close to the epic suffering they have inflicted. The point is to eliminate the perps and provide strong negative incentive to prevent it from happening again. The purpose is NOT to extract equivalent flesh from the perps, we are WAY past that!

Hang 'em high. No shortage of camera posts and rope.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:25 | Link to Comment fijisailor
fijisailor's picture

Don't worry about the real money action.  All that's happening is the buying and selling of paper contracts that's called "a flight to safety" or "dumping gold" or pick your MSM cliche for this farce.  BTFD

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 16:02 | Link to Comment zaphod42
zaphod42's picture

I guess that could be at least in part because everyone recognizes how screwed we really are.  The only debate is why.  There are Keneysians who have their idea of why and what to do about it; and the austrians.  Me, I think they are all guessing - economics is not only the dismal science.  It is not a science at all.

So what to do?  Enjoy the show.  Me? I'm grabbin' some popcorn and pullin' up a chair to watch the finale!

Craig

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:45 | Link to Comment spekulatn
spekulatn's picture

George C-o-s-t-a-n-z-a.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RerJWv5vwxc

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:49 | Link to Comment Shad_ow
Shad_ow's picture

It's not a lie if enough people believe it.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
Sudden Debt's picture

Snow beats ISM like rock beats paper

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:48 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

it took ten billion unrequited quotes to make that move happen

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:50 | Link to Comment quasimodo
quasimodo's picture

+1 buzz, and yet it did.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:52 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
Sudden Debt's picture
Good [Bad] News Is Again Bad [Good]

It's like my wife on migraine day...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:55 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
Sudden Debt's picture

totally off topic but yesterday I was talking to a friend of mine who believed that woman had 4 periods per month :)

His wife told that to him and he believed it :)

And he never gets any when she has her period :)

He's married for over 10 years now :)

Poor bastard :)

I almost pissed myself when he was telling me that :)

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:03 | Link to Comment Ban KKiller
Ban KKiller's picture

Is he banker?

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 13:06 | Link to Comment SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

No, he's a wanker. And I almost spit out my Tea just reading that.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:54 | Link to Comment tradebot
tradebot's picture

My brother told a guy he lived in a two story house...I said no you don't and he replied one story is I have a headache and the other story is ...I'm on my period

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 13:07 | Link to Comment SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

Wow. that deserves some kind of a prize, but I'm not sure what kind.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:52 | Link to Comment Alpha Dog Food
Alpha Dog Food's picture

Is it good or bad? I'm just a dumb blonde so please let me know.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:53 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill's picture

Yes.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:01 | Link to Comment kralizec
kralizec's picture

LOL!  +1000!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:13 | Link to Comment Alpha Dog Food
Alpha Dog Food's picture

:-P good answer

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:02 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
Sudden Debt's picture

during the war, 3 woman where walking in the forest behind enemy lines.

SUDDENLY! They where caught by soldiers and the sergeant decided to shoot them.

so the women had to come up with a plan...

 

so the soldiers take the first woman, a redhead and put her in front of the firing squad...

And SUDDENLY SHE YELLS: EARTHQUAKE!!!!! the soldiers duck for cover and she runs off...

 

so the soldiers take the second woman, a brownhead and put her in front of the firing squad...

And SUDDENLY SHE YELLS: LIGHTNING!!!! the soldiers duck for cover and she runs off...

 

the third woman... a blond is starting to panick... she doesn't know what to yell anymore....

and the soldiers take the blond and put her in front of the firing squad...

And SUDDENLY SHE YELLS: FIRE!!!!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:12 | Link to Comment Alpha Dog Food
Alpha Dog Food's picture

Ah the old jokes are the best.

You've been around a long while then sweetie?

 

 

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:13 | Link to Comment BandGap
BandGap's picture

Excellent!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 13:07 | Link to Comment SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

!!! Worst "Blonde Joke" in history?

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 13:56 | Link to Comment Emergency Ward
Emergency Ward's picture

Three blondes at the bar downing drinks, fist pumping and shouting "Six Months" over and over.  Bartender says what's the occasion ladies?

Says blonde, "We got a jigsaw puzzle that said on the box "For 3-5 Years" and it took us only six months to put it together."

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:16 | Link to Comment fijisailor
fijisailor's picture

What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with her period?

The terrorist you can negotiate with.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:55 | Link to Comment Handful of Dust
Handful of Dust's picture

Every headline on MSM is struggling to pump some 'bright side' like now is a buying opportunity...."Last years losers could be this years winners,".... and so on...

Putting Lipstick on a Pig.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:56 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
Cognitive Dissonance's picture

This is why I always paint the word "left" on my right shoe before firing up Zero Hedge. Got to get my mind in the game.

<Strapped in and ready to launch Commander.>

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:57 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
the grateful unemployed's picture

you have two groups of investors, one chained to economic performance, they buy the news, the other group is looking to lighten up their portfolio, or they have redemptions, so they are looking to sell, the two groups might actually be the same firms.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:58 | Link to Comment oklaboy
oklaboy's picture

going to CVS for some healthy cheetos and mountain dew

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:50 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
TBT or not TBT's picture

Camacho power breakfast

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:01 | Link to Comment asscannon101
asscannon101's picture

Its the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:03 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
LawsofPhysics's picture

"free" markets at work...

/s

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:01 | Link to Comment Rising Sun
Rising Sun's picture

Barry - you fucking asshole, you cut my foodstamps????!!!!  How the fuck am I going to pay for my new ipad????

 

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:06 | Link to Comment Jason T
Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:09 | Link to Comment Flux
Flux's picture

Question:

Is zerohedge.com really worth $80 million dollars?

 

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:12 | Link to Comment Oldwood
Oldwood's picture

Why not? How much is facebook worth? What ever some dumbass is willing to pay for it. Nobody really cares what it is worth, only what they can convince someone else it is worth so they can sell it as quickly as possible for a profit. I think some refer to it as an "opportunity", even if they created the opportunity themselves through the propagation of lies and misconceptions. Really, what is it worth! Make me fucking laugh!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:41 | Link to Comment Flux
Flux's picture

Cheers!

The site must have an immense following. Congrats to the guys and girls who put it together. Personally, were I Tyler and crew, I'd cash out, buy a truckload of gold in Switzerland, and toast the world.

You won. Well played.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 13:02 | Link to Comment jomama
jomama's picture

 

What ever some dumbass is willing to pay for it.

*cough* Bitcoin *cough*

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:10 | Link to Comment Oldwood
Oldwood's picture

True growth is someone making something from nothing. Our growth is selling nothing for something using printed or borrowed money. It all sounds perfectly sustainable to me...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:12 | Link to Comment Spungo
Spungo's picture

I ate my EBT card and I'm still hungry. What should I do now?

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:12 | Link to Comment BandGap
BandGap's picture

Chase it with some type of heavy oil, it's gonna hurt in about 24 hours.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 13:43 | Link to Comment Emergency Ward
Emergency Ward's picture

Cook up some SSDI seasoned with expired unemployment benefits.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 14:20 | Link to Comment nidaar
nidaar's picture

Rinse and repeat pal, just rinse and repeat...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 17:13 | Link to Comment tawdzilla
tawdzilla's picture

eat an ipad...they are cheaper than food

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:14 | Link to Comment Iam Yue2
Iam Yue2's picture

Anyone seen Hugh Hendry?

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:21 | Link to Comment Temporalist
Temporalist's picture

The "Brown Bottom" and the "Hendry Top"?

Capitulation is a bitch.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:21 | Link to Comment Jason T
Jason T's picture

Everyone is capable of having their day in the sun. 

You need to be smart enough to know who's smart/enlightened.

I'm 36 years old and have at this point concluded the smartest/enlightened person I konw of to be that of a man named "martin armstrong."

 

 

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:36 | Link to Comment I Am Not a Copp...
I Am Not a Copper Top's picture

Double POMO Bitchez!!

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!