Stocks Collapse To Fresh 2014 Lows

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Bad (ADP) news was good news but good (ISM Service) news is devastating and stocks are collapsing to fresh 2014 lows this morning as high-beta hope trades unwind en masse. The small-cap Russell is underperforming. All indices are now notably negative from the December taper. The Dow is down 7.4% in 2014! VIX is back over 20.5% 


An ugly year so far...


All red from the Taper...

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Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:31 | 4403977 The Shootist
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We want a drop, we want a drop!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:36 | 4403990 takeaction
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The jobs report is bad, and Gold goes down and the markets go up...then the ISM comes in good and metals take off again and the market crashes...Really?  Am I missing something here?  It seems exact opposite of what should happen.  Thank god for this site....I should have never quit coffee.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:38 | 4404005 slotmouth
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I think it is extra awesome how the 101 level on USDJPY breaks perfectly to coincide with the ADP report.  Naw, no manipulation here.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:55 | 4404096 THX 1178
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The FED can't print they'll destroy everything.

The FED can't not print, everything will be destroyed.

ZH in a nutshell.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:00 | 4404129 TerminalDebt
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you forgot to mention the sky is falling

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 13:18 | 4404358 TheRideNeverEnds
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Yea man, facebook is nearly a full two dollars off its all time high, I personally am starting to get a little panicked.  

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:02 | 4404137 Chupacabra-322
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Yes, but the proverbial question still stands:

Has the Shit Hit The Fan yet?

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:22 | 4404214 Jack Napier
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Not until the fat cats are done gorging.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:33 | 4404249 TheInfoman
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No.  But we can smell it from here.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:37 | 4404269 Australian Economist
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When TSHTF and everything is FUBAR TPTB will save TBTF who BTFATH while we are USCWAP



Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:51 | 4404303 DontGive
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You forgot FTW, sir.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 03:34 | 4407089 Joseff Stalin
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No shit Sherlock.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 03:37 | 4407093 Joseff Stalin
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In a Virtual Address Extension (VAX), the acronym FUBAR has been adapted to refer to the words "failed UniBus address register." Some programmers apparently managed to sneak this by humorless higher-ups, and the term stuck.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 03:46 | 4407098 Joseff Stalin
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University of South Carolina Wireless Access Protocol? This is just one of many, many possibilities. Maybe if you gave us some insight in where or what context it's being used in, we might be able to help more.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:08 | 4404165 1100-TACTICAL-12
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The light is getting brighter, and the horns getting louder...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:38 | 4404007 Long-John-Silver
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Manipulation always blurs reality.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:40 | 4404016 Bearwagon
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And vice versa.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:54 | 4404091 Headbanger
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The S&P 500 will probably hit 1700 before it bounces back some.

Which would put the DJIA down to the 15,000 level.

But if the market breaks through those levels fast then who knows how far it will fall before it bounces back much.



Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:56 | 4404110 HyBrasilian
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Your DOW 15,000 hat is going to get bloody

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:08 | 4404163 SAT 800
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You're a funny looking guy, but I like the way you think.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:41 | 4404031 Sudden Debt
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I think your drinking may be partly to blame also...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:50 | 4404069 Sofa King Confused
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The market is acting very strange lately.  Either they need to sell off a bit to give the illusion of a free market or the PPT is on holiday.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:54 | 4404104 Mesquite
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Snowy commute...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:10 | 4404170 Sudden Debt
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They'll drop another 6% and than rally 20% and than drop 50%

That's how I'll trade it

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 03:50 | 4407100 Joseff Stalin
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MOST LIKELY copper water pipes.  Causes schizophrenia with symptoms of anxiety, nervousness, depression, disperceptions and delusions.  Female hormones cause copper to be retained, so women get symptoms first.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:41 | 4404020 mayhem_korner
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They are just testing the algos' programming.  Debugging to make sure the next big flash move goes without a hitch.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:35 | 4403992 Alpha Dog Food
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This guy knows what 'drop' means :-)

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:28 | 4404225 The Dunce
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It comes down to this:  The market needs its stimulus.  Good news means no stimulus.  Bad news means stimulus.  Fair is foul; foul is fair.  Bitches.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 14:38 | 4404578 LMAOLORI
Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:31 | 4403979 fonzannoon
Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:34 | 4403985 Alpha Dog Food
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It's all gonna end in a shitstorm

I prefere this cartoon fonzonnoon, that PR Guy posted a few minutes ago.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:43 | 4404015 TruthInSunshine
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Tens of thousands of sell-side anal-cysts on Wall Street join in a chorus of "Print! Print! Print! CTRL+P!!!" aimed at Janet "Mrs. Debtfire" Yellen, that builds in pitch until it thunders like a rolling storm across Manhattan...

...In the meantime, Ben "Time Man of the Year" Bernanke snickers in his lair, knowing full well that all the CTRL+P in the world would only telegraph once and for all that the now completely dose-tolerant junky of a patient that is Wall Street is terminally ill, and that he hath already broken the spinal cord of any and all "markets" that had still existed upon his taking the reins of the Creature from Jekyll Island.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:04 | 4404142 sgorem
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+1.....poetic injustice......thanks...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:49 | 4404075 Shrapnel
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LOL, thanks for posting the link to that vid!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:31 | 4403981 Occident Mortal
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Glad I am short the DOW.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:12 | 4404178 SAT 800
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Does anybody remember two weeks ago? When the Stock Market was going to go up forever, and Bears were "out of tune with the times" and "didn't understand the new business model". LOL.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 03:57 | 4407103 Joseff Stalin
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Aparently two weeks ahead of the times.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:34 | 4403986 the 300000000th...
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looks like the Bernake got out of that burning building just in time. What a dooche

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:37 | 4404006 mayhem_korner
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'course, he's one of the ones who set fire to it.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:39 | 4404018 Long-John-Silver
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I hear lots of Yellen coming from inside.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:41 | 4404028 mayhem_korner
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Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:43 | 4404033 EuropeanBankster
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Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:48 | 4404074 Sudden Debt
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I've heard he was crying in his limo on the way to his new million dollar job...


Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:33 | 4403989 buzzsaw99
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stocks should be renamed "fed policy instruments"

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:50 | 4404067 kralizec
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Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:34 | 4403994 kralizec
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These are not the stocks I am looking for...

Guns, ammo, PMs, food, water, fuel...hey look, I got stocks!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:35 | 4403996 I Am Not a Copp...
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Here comes the ramp job

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:44 | 4404039 Rainman
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Damn..with all this excitement I lost track of the Feb. POMO schedule 

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:46 | 4404004 Kirk2NCC1701
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A BTFD moment for Perma-Bulls and a Schadenfreude moment for Perma-Bears/Goldbugs.

And a "Who gives a shit" moment for the 70% who don't have a dog in either fight.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:37 | 4404009 Winston Churchill
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Appears Wile E Coyote just looked down.

He is frantically paddling his feet right now.

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