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Stocks Collapse To Fresh 2014 Lows
Bad (ADP) news was good news but good (ISM Service) news is devastating and stocks are collapsing to fresh 2014 lows this morning as high-beta hope trades unwind en masse. The small-cap Russell is underperforming. All indices are now notably negative from the December taper. The Dow is down 7.4% in 2014! VIX is back over 20.5%
An ugly year so far...
All red from the Taper...
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We want a drop, we want a drop!
The jobs report is bad, and Gold goes down and the markets go up...then the ISM comes in good and metals take off again and the market crashes...Really? Am I missing something here? It seems exact opposite of what should happen. Thank god for this site....I should have never quit coffee.
I think it is extra awesome how the 101 level on USDJPY breaks perfectly to coincide with the ADP report. Naw, no manipulation here.
The FED can't print they'll destroy everything.
The FED can't not print, everything will be destroyed.
ZH in a nutshell.
lol
you forgot to mention the sky is falling
Yea man, facebook is nearly a full two dollars off its all time high, I personally am starting to get a little panicked.
Yes, but the proverbial question still stands:
Has the Shit Hit The Fan yet?
Not until the fat cats are done gorging.
No. But we can smell it from here.
When TSHTF and everything is FUBAR TPTB will save TBTF who BTFATH while we are USCWAP
YOLO
You forgot FTW, sir.
No shit Sherlock.
FUBAR:
In a Virtual Address Extension (VAX), the acronym FUBAR has been adapted to refer to the words "failed UniBus address register." Some programmers apparently managed to sneak this by humorless higher-ups, and the term stuck.
University of South Carolina Wireless Access Protocol? This is just one of many, many possibilities. Maybe if you gave us some insight in where or what context it's being used in, we might be able to help more.
The light is getting brighter, and the horns getting louder...
Manipulation always blurs reality.
And vice versa.
The S&P 500 will probably hit 1700 before it bounces back some.
Which would put the DJIA down to the 15,000 level.
But if the market breaks through those levels fast then who knows how far it will fall before it bounces back much.
Your DOW 15,000 hat is going to get bloody
You're a funny looking guy, but I like the way you think.
I think your drinking may be partly to blame also...
The market is acting very strange lately. Either they need to sell off a bit to give the illusion of a free market or the PPT is on holiday.
Snowy commute...
They'll drop another 6% and than rally 20% and than drop 50%
That's how I'll trade it
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They are just testing the algos' programming. Debugging to make sure the next big flash move goes without a hitch.
This guy knows what 'drop' means :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39X4sXc0Ubc
It comes down to this: The market needs its stimulus. Good news means no stimulus. Bad news means stimulus. Fair is foul; foul is fair. Bitches.
"We want a drop, we want a drop!"
Did you see these?
Henry Paulson, ‘Mr. Bailout,’ fears a new finance crisis is brewingGoldman to Fidelity Call for Calm After Global Stock Wipeout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZEIMQ42-oU
It's all gonna end in a shitstorm
I prefere this cartoon fonzonnoon, that PR Guy posted a few minutes ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPxDugs0Nw
Tens of thousands of sell-side anal-cysts on Wall Street join in a chorus of "Print! Print! Print! CTRL+P!!!" aimed at Janet "Mrs. Debtfire" Yellen, that builds in pitch until it thunders like a rolling storm across Manhattan...
...In the meantime, Ben "Time Man of the Year" Bernanke snickers in his lair, knowing full well that all the CTRL+P in the world would only telegraph once and for all that the now completely dose-tolerant junky of a patient that is Wall Street is terminally ill, and that he hath already broken the spinal cord of any and all "markets" that had still existed upon his taking the reins of the Creature from Jekyll Island.
+1.....poetic injustice......thanks...
LOL, thanks for posting the link to that vid!
Glad I am short the DOW.
Does anybody remember two weeks ago? When the Stock Market was going to go up forever, and Bears were "out of tune with the times" and "didn't understand the new business model". LOL.
Aparently two weeks ahead of the times.
looks like the Bernake got out of that burning building just in time. What a dooche
'course, he's one of the ones who set fire to it.
I hear lots of Yellen coming from inside.
9.95
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLEN ABOUT!!!
LOUD NOISES!!!
I've heard he was crying in his limo on the way to his new million dollar job...
stocks should be renamed "fed policy instruments"
Fed's
Urgent
Crony
Kleptocrats
Yearning
Our
Utility
These are not the stocks I am looking for...
Guns, ammo, PMs, food, water, fuel...hey look, I got stocks!
Here comes the ramp job
Damn..with all this excitement I lost track of the Feb. POMO schedule
A BTFD moment for Perma-Bulls and a Schadenfreude moment for Perma-Bears/Goldbugs.
And a "Who gives a shit" moment for the 70% who don't have a dog in either fight.
Appears Wile E Coyote just looked down.
He is frantically paddling his feet right now.
And about to get out his little "help" sign.
That's about it all right; that's just how rational stock markets are; when you're in business selling paper on margin that may or may not be worth anything next month; you have to expect some ups and downs. I mean, it's not exactly like the Farm Tractor Industry.
stop watching the stock market, the only things you need to watch are the yield on the 10 year and the price of oil. Neither has moved as much during this "downturn" as they should have. Fed is losing control of the 10 year.
If it drops another 5000 points, I might be a buyer.
You'd be a brave man if you were a buyer then. But then so was that Japanese Soldier captured on the So. Pacific Island in 1963, who was still fighting WW11. Brave, but not necessarily in tune with the times.
Bottom! Aweseom ZH - Awesome!
if(strpos($zerohedge_title, 'stocks') && (strpos($zerohedge_title, 'collapse') || strpos($zerohedge_title, 'crash')))
BTFD('all in');
else
BTFATH('all in');
Just sayin...
Dang, we have us a quant among us. /sarc
Too easy...
collapse is a bit harsh. I'd argue so far this selloff has been very orderly for a market that's been inflated for 5 straight years.
How about "surge" to the downside? After all, that's been the standard CNBC term for the last 5 years.
Aren't stocks supposed to be fragile? In which case, they shouldn't be able to take much more of this, right?
Anyway the rainbow blows...
you can lead a bull to the whatchamacallit, but you can't make him stampede.
too windy to pick rock
too wet to plow
Hmmmm. Didn't most of the talking heads get on stage and utter the phrase "We need a 10% correction before we can go higher"? Wow those guys are freaking GOOD.
Another 3% down and then BAM to the MOON.
Gents, configure your algos to "BTFD on max leverage" setting and prepare for maxiumum hookers and blow in the coming weeks baby!!!
To quote the Black Knight:"...'tis only a scratch..."
LOL. LOve Monty Python.
This current market scares me. I refuse to buy the S&P until it hits a new all time high.
No biggie. Like an average day as a physical silver investor ;)
When the VIX closes at 80.86 like it did on November 20, 2008, then we can celebrate.
(Mitch: Everybody sing along)
Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
Blame it on the snow, yeah yeah.
Whatever you do, don't put the blame on you.
The origin of snow job
Don't fight the taper!
Don't fight the fed motherfuckers. YellenCoin is just going to bitchslap you if you don't buy their crack.
Collapse.................?
Ah, Gee!!!! it's just a stop run, c'mon people we see it every day so buy at 11.30 eastern. I know I did.
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