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Stocks Collapse To Fresh 2014 Lows

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Bad (ADP) news was good news but good (ISM Service) news is devastating and stocks are collapsing to fresh 2014 lows this morning as high-beta hope trades unwind en masse. The small-cap Russell is underperforming. All indices are now notably negative from the December taper. The Dow is down 7.4% in 2014! VIX is back over 20.5% 

 

An ugly year so far...


 

All red from the Taper...

 

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Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:31 | 4403977 The Shootist
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We want a drop, we want a drop!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:36 | 4403990 takeaction
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The jobs report is bad, and Gold goes down and the markets go up...then the ISM comes in good and metals take off again and the market crashes...Really?  Am I missing something here?  It seems exact opposite of what should happen.  Thank god for this site....I should have never quit coffee.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:38 | 4404005 slotmouth
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I think it is extra awesome how the 101 level on USDJPY breaks perfectly to coincide with the ADP report.  Naw, no manipulation here.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:55 | 4404096 THX 1178
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The FED can't print they'll destroy everything.

The FED can't not print, everything will be destroyed.

ZH in a nutshell.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:00 | 4404129 TerminalDebt
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lol

you forgot to mention the sky is falling

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 13:18 | 4404358 TheRideNeverEnds
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Yea man, facebook is nearly a full two dollars off its all time high, I personally am starting to get a little panicked.  

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:02 | 4404137 Chupacabra-322
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Yes, but the proverbial question still stands:

Has the Shit Hit The Fan yet?

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:22 | 4404214 Jack Napier
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Not until the fat cats are done gorging.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:33 | 4404249 TheInfoman
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No.  But we can smell it from here.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:37 | 4404269 Australian Economist
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When TSHTF and everything is FUBAR TPTB will save TBTF who BTFATH while we are USCWAP

 

YOLO

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:51 | 4404303 DontGive
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You forgot FTW, sir.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 03:34 | 4407089 Joseff Stalin
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No shit Sherlock.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 03:37 | 4407093 Joseff Stalin
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FUBAR:

In a Virtual Address Extension (VAX), the acronym FUBAR has been adapted to refer to the words "failed UniBus address register." Some programmers apparently managed to sneak this by humorless higher-ups, and the term stuck.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 03:46 | 4407098 Joseff Stalin
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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS U.S.C.W.A.P.? Best Answer:

 

University of South Carolina Wireless Access Protocol? This is just one of many, many possibilities. Maybe if you gave us some insight in where or what context it's being used in, we might be able to help more.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:08 | 4404165 1100-TACTICAL-12
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The light is getting brighter, and the horns getting louder...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:38 | 4404007 Long-John-Silver
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Manipulation always blurs reality.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:40 | 4404016 Bearwagon
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And vice versa.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:54 | 4404091 Headbanger
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The S&P 500 will probably hit 1700 before it bounces back some.

Which would put the DJIA down to the 15,000 level.

But if the market breaks through those levels fast then who knows how far it will fall before it bounces back much.

 

 

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:56 | 4404110 HyBrasilian
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Your DOW 15,000 hat is going to get bloody

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:08 | 4404163 SAT 800
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You're a funny looking guy, but I like the way you think.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:41 | 4404031 Sudden Debt
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I think your drinking may be partly to blame also...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:50 | 4404069 Sofa King Confused
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The market is acting very strange lately.  Either they need to sell off a bit to give the illusion of a free market or the PPT is on holiday.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:54 | 4404104 Mesquite
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Snowy commute...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:10 | 4404170 Sudden Debt
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They'll drop another 6% and than rally 20% and than drop 50%

That's how I'll trade it

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 03:50 | 4407100 Joseff Stalin
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MOST LIKELY copper water pipes.  Causes schizophrenia with symptoms of anxiety, nervousness, depression, disperceptions and delusions.  Female hormones cause copper to be retained, so women get symptoms first.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:41 | 4404020 mayhem_korner
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They are just testing the algos' programming.  Debugging to make sure the next big flash move goes without a hitch.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:35 | 4403992 Alpha Dog Food
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This guy knows what 'drop' means :-)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39X4sXc0Ubc

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:28 | 4404225 The Dunce
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It comes down to this:  The market needs its stimulus.  Good news means no stimulus.  Bad news means stimulus.  Fair is foul; foul is fair.  Bitches.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:34 | 4403985 Alpha Dog Food
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It's all gonna end in a shitstorm

I prefere this cartoon fonzonnoon, that PR Guy posted a few minutes ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPxDugs0Nw

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:43 | 4404015 TruthInSunshine
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Tens of thousands of sell-side anal-cysts on Wall Street join in a chorus of "Print! Print! Print! CTRL+P!!!" aimed at Janet "Mrs. Debtfire" Yellen, that builds in pitch until it thunders like a rolling storm across Manhattan...

...In the meantime, Ben "Time Man of the Year" Bernanke snickers in his lair, knowing full well that all the CTRL+P in the world would only telegraph once and for all that the now completely dose-tolerant junky of a patient that is Wall Street is terminally ill, and that he hath already broken the spinal cord of any and all "markets" that had still existed upon his taking the reins of the Creature from Jekyll Island.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:04 | 4404142 sgorem
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+1.....poetic injustice......thanks...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:49 | 4404075 Shrapnel
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LOL, thanks for posting the link to that vid!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:31 | 4403981 Occident Mortal
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Glad I am short the DOW.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:12 | 4404178 SAT 800
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Does anybody remember two weeks ago? When the Stock Market was going to go up forever, and Bears were "out of tune with the times" and "didn't understand the new business model". LOL.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 03:57 | 4407103 Joseff Stalin
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Aparently two weeks ahead of the times.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:34 | 4403986 the 300000000th...
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looks like the Bernake got out of that burning building just in time. What a dooche

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:37 | 4404006 mayhem_korner
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'course, he's one of the ones who set fire to it.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:39 | 4404018 Long-John-Silver
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I hear lots of Yellen coming from inside.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:41 | 4404028 mayhem_korner
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9.95

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:43 | 4404033 EuropeanBankster
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLEN ABOUT!!!

LOUD NOISES!!!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:48 | 4404074 Sudden Debt
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I've heard he was crying in his limo on the way to his new million dollar job...

 

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:33 | 4403989 buzzsaw99
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stocks should be renamed "fed policy instruments"

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:50 | 4404067 kralizec
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Fed's

Urgent

Crony

Kleptocrats

Yearning

Our

Utility

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:34 | 4403994 kralizec
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These are not the stocks I am looking for...

Guns, ammo, PMs, food, water, fuel...hey look, I got stocks!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:35 | 4403996 I Am Not a Copp...
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Here comes the ramp job

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:44 | 4404039 Rainman
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Damn..with all this excitement I lost track of the Feb. POMO schedule 

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:46 | 4404004 Kirk2NCC1701
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A BTFD moment for Perma-Bulls and a Schadenfreude moment for Perma-Bears/Goldbugs.

And a "Who gives a shit" moment for the 70% who don't have a dog in either fight.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:37 | 4404009 Winston Churchill
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Appears Wile E Coyote just looked down.

He is frantically paddling his feet right now.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:40 | 4404025 eclectic syncretist
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And about to get out his little "help" sign.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:16 | 4404192 SAT 800
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That's about it all right; that's just how rational stock markets are; when you're in business selling paper on margin that may or may not be worth anything next month; you have to expect some ups and downs. I mean, it's not exactly like the Farm Tractor Industry.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:38 | 4404012 Mrmojorisin515
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stop watching the stock market, the only things you need to watch are the yield on the 10 year and the price of oil.  Neither has moved as much during this "downturn" as they should have.  Fed is losing control of the 10 year.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:41 | 4404017 syntaxterror
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If it drops another 5000 points, I might be a buyer.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:18 | 4404196 SAT 800
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You'd be a brave man if you were a buyer then. But then so was that Japanese Soldier captured on the So. Pacific Island in 1963, who was still fighting WW11. Brave, but not necessarily in tune with the times.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:39 | 4404021 Obama_4_Dictator
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Bottom! Aweseom ZH - Awesome!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:06 | 4404022 HRamos_3
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if(strpos($zerohedge_title, 'stocks') && (strpos($zerohedge_title, 'collapse') || strpos($zerohedge_title, 'crash')))
  BTFD('all in');
else
  BTFATH('all in');

Just sayin... 

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:58 | 4404316 DontGive
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Dang, we have us a quant among us. /sarc

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 14:06 | 4404497 HRamos_3
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Too easy...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:46 | 4404045 undercover brother
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collapse is a bit harsh.  I'd argue so far this selloff has been very orderly for a market that's been inflated for 5 straight years.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:46 | 4404061 syntaxterror
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How about "surge" to the downside? After all, that's been the standard CNBC term for the last 5 years.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:46 | 4404058 tarsubil
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Aren't stocks supposed to be fragile? In which case, they shouldn't be able to take much more of this, right?

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:52 | 4404083 Sudden Debt
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Anyway the rainbow blows...

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:50 | 4404086 muleskinner
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you can lead a bull to the whatchamacallit, but you can't make him stampede.

too windy to pick rock

too wet to plow

 

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:56 | 4404105 Marge N Call
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Hmmmm. Didn't most of the talking heads get on stage and utter the phrase "We need a 10% correction before we can go higher"? Wow those guys are freaking GOOD.

Another 3% down and then BAM to the MOON.

Gents, configure your algos to "BTFD on max leverage" setting and prepare for maxiumum hookers and blow in the coming weeks baby!!!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 11:58 | 4404117 ILLILLILLI
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To quote the Black Knight:"...'tis only a scratch..."

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:19 | 4404210 SAT 800
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LOL. LOve Monty Python.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:16 | 4404193 Spungo
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This current market scares me. I refuse to buy the S&P until it hits a new all time high.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:20 | 4404205 jmcadg
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No biggie. Like an average day as a physical silver investor ;)

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:38 | 4404227 BigRedRider
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When the VIX closes at 80.86 like it did on November 20, 2008, then we can celebrate.

 

(Mitch: Everybody sing along)

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way
La la la la la la
La la la la la la

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 12:33 | 4404261 22winmag
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Blame it on the snow, yeah yeah.

 

Whatever you do, don't put the blame on you.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 13:12 | 4404343 contrarianz
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The origin of snow job

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 13:11 | 4404341 contrarianz
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Don't fight the taper!

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 13:15 | 4404353 syntaxterror
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Don't fight the fed motherfuckers. YellenCoin is just going to bitchslap you if you don't buy their crack.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 14:16 | 4404533 Bangin7GramRocks
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Collapse.................?

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 15:45 | 4404979 Traderone
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Ah, Gee!!!! it's just a stop run, c'mon people we see it every day so buy at 11.30 eastern. I know I did.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 16:02 | 4405093 spud01
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The one and ONLY answer to the debt problem is to declare it null and void because of FRAUD!  It is fraud because it is mathematically impossible to repay !   It can not be repaid because the interest is never created on the loan and that is fraud !   And fraud voids all !   If we don’t void all out of thin air debt the bankers will own almost EVERYTHING !    And we will be homeless slaves !  They have a license to counterfeit !   Can I counterfeit the money to repay the loan ?  Why not ?   If we even attempt to repay a impossible debt (the national debt) all we do is show our ignorance !   The way to fix this mess is so simple a 3rd grader can figure it out !   We void the fraudulent debt!  and everyone keeps ALL the items they have so called debt on !   And then we start to use a debt free currency and / or gold and silver !  And then we will have a robust economy like never before — OR WE LET THE BANKERS STEAL EVERYTHING !
  I was in about the third grade when the news was talking about the national debt and I asked my dad who do we owe money to and who could possibly be richer than the United States?  and where did they get the money?  And then my dad took a gulp off his beer and said we owe it to our self !   I said that’s the dumbest thing I ever heard of !  that’s like me borrowing from my right pocket and setting fire to the interest and putting the rest in my left pocket !  This was about 1972 !   And yes it really is this simple  !  The bankers have a shoe in on ALL loans they make !  All they have to do is stop lending and then start foreclosing on ALL debts!-meaning they now own everything that has a debt by having a license to counterfeit !  So we 1 keep getting fleeced by continuing to pay this fraudulent scheme !  OR 2 we declare ALL out of thin air debt NULL AND VOID because of FRAUD !   And we ALL keep everything we have so called debt on!   MOST people don't get this part Every car, boat, house, machine, tool, farm,ect.  has already been paid for by the fraudulent paper!   So no one looses !   WE sure as hell cant give it to the banksters!   (let them steal it)   AND IT DOESENT MATTER IF YOU WANT TO  REDUCE THE DEBT 90% ITS STILL UNPAYABLE!  So when we void the FRAUD This will be the ultimate FRESH start for everyone !   Share this if you want THE solution to the WORLDS problems!   If not everything will continue to get worse until we have HONEST DEBT FREE MONEY /and GOLD AND SILVER !  And there is plenty of gold and silver!  just Divide the paper money (FRN) by the gold /silver and you have the value of them!  NO MATTER WHAT IT COMES TO per OZ ! Then we would be happy to work for SAY A ONE OZ. SILVER COIN A day ! Because NOW REAL MONEY will buy what  $100 did before the reset!   THINK ABOUT IT!   This is what Scripture calls the jubilee !

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