Twitter Enters Bear Market

Tyler Durden's picture

To the algo that bought TWTR at $71.92 2 hours ago, and 34% higher - 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100001

 

 

For the 4th time in its brief existence, the social media must-have stock has entered a bear market (greater than 20% correction from a high).

 

However, the plunge from the after-hours peak (at $71.92) this time is the largest peak-to-trough drop (to $53.82 for now) since the IPO at 25%...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

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THX 1178's picture

The wheels are really falling off this thing. Anything can happen.

Induced Coma's picture

But how about TWTRQ, maybe the Algo's got it mixed up again?

 

 

IC

Fredo Corleone's picture

Skynet has become self-aware...

"Charlie don't surf !"

satoshi911's picture

SKYNET went online 1997, funny GOOGLE went online 1997,

GOOGLE was first round funded by PERKINS/ZELL back in the early 1990's by NSA/CIA.

Last month GOOGLE bought "BOSTON ROBOTICS", the makers of TERMINATOR Life-Size POLICE robots, just like on Elysium.

*

SKYNET employees work in the BAY-AHREA but like to sleep in San Franciso, where they can wine and dine, and enjoy their $500k salarys in style. Funny if the 'resistance' sent somebody in the future to come back and take out those GOOGLE BUSES?

*

ONLY DO HARM

I'm from the Government, I'm here to help YOU. :)

NoDebt's picture

Twitter: the Members Only jacket of 2014.

Facebook: the matching parachute pants.

Skateboarder's picture

Apple has been doing shuttles for a while now, from SF and Santa Cruz. One of my homies lived in SC for a while and shuttled in. Never heard a peep from the SF crowd about Apple, but I can definitely see the iEnamored peoples opposing Googlestan.

Ranger4564's picture

I say let them fight it out and we wait in the bushes to take out whatever* is left.

 

* I won't dignify them as people, so whatever is appropriate.

 

Whatever. Fuck 'em all. Sociopathic mother fuckers.

knukles's picture

Would I be wrong in saying "Who really cares?"  For other than the MSM's fixation on this and other i&e-Crap stocks, there's nothing left to talk about but "Uh oh?"
Or is this just me being jaded on a late Wednesday afternoon preceding the incoming rain showers?

Spastica Rex's picture

My answer is, "no, you wouldn't."

Spastica Rex's picture

That song can sometimes bring me to tears.

thexperience's picture

Great tune, thanks. Hadn't heard it before. Sometimes music can give you chills

aVileRat's picture

I love the smell of fried HFT's in the morning. Smells like victory.

A good thought study would be to figure out which set of words or phrases trigger ignition rallies. Then simply load a press release with those trigger phrases along with some really negative EPS numbers. Algo speed reads the press release and buys the entire stack, only for the switch operators to realize his aim-bot just sent him under 18% by the morning bell. An ECCM for HFT's so to speak.

Onwards to the gas numbers and then the mark to magic Friday tape. NOAA talking back the gas tape today does not fit with the cold-front sattelite images going into the weekend.

Againstthelie's picture

This already exists. It's called press agencies and only five of them control the West's reality...

Shalom!

NOTaREALmerican's picture

Just "investors" taking "profits".  

knukles's picture

Yeeeeeaaaaaaah!

Meaning that pile of cash on the sidelines, the humongoloid buying power just waiting to be unleashed upon the unsuspecting markets, has grown stupendously in late trading!
And all the bulls are lining up to buy the shit at the open in Asia!

 

Hoooray!

Mr Pink's picture

Bitcoin getting slammed in last couple hours too.

Anyone know why?

Crisismode's picture

 

 

There's a new BitCoin mining app for the iPhone, that will mine all the remaining BitCoins available, in 62 days from now.

 

 

ebworthen's picture

"Fuck You!"

LOL, nice binary there Tyler.

I'm sure there was an algo saying this:

01100101 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110010 01110100 01110011 00100001

http://www.convertbinary.com/

(opens in new window/tab)

This-Is-Sparta's picture

You could be right, I am thinking it is saying:

01000010 01010100 01000110 01000001 01010100 01001000 00100001

or perhaps...

01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01010011 01110000 01100001 01110010 01110100 01100001 00100001 

 

 

AlaricBalth's picture

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Curiously_Crazy's picture

65 115 32 100 111 32 73 33 32 87 104 97 116 32 98 101 116 116 101 114 32 119 97 121 32 116 111 32 119 97 115 116 101 32 97 32 98 105 116 32 111 102 32 116 105 109 101

Curiously_Crazy's picture

I just guessed it by the number of characters :)

infinity8's picture

Makes my day (after 12" of snow yesterday).

infinity8's picture

! :D - Tanks for da link, Johnny. Nah, I bin da shovellin'-type lass cupple days.

 

Fuck. I just realized how white I still am after typing that. Still lovin' it tho'. :)

Johnny Cocknballs's picture

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Johnny Cocknballs's picture

No?  I bet he isn't on Lloyd Blankfein's bowling team either, is he?

Fuckin Satoshi....

Tall Tom's picture

You must understand that Zerohedge is to the right of Rush Limbaugh,

I despise Obama as much as the rest of you, but this story is a non-story from the wall street journal. Then ZH takes the story, and makes it sound like Obama is going to NULL&VOID the constitution. He cannot. That will be done by HILLARY-2016, for now Obama is a lame-duck. He will only blame Congress ( republicans ) for standing in is way, but he's finished. Move along and focus on HILLARY-2016. * ZH is owned by ABC-MEDIA a right-wing marketing firm for Nazi ideology in Europe. They target 'doom&gloom' idiots to sell them russian brides, and bitcoin mining hardware.

 

~ Satoshi101

http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiro/comments/1wc4r4/what_constitution_obama_to_emphasize_intention_to/

 

Hey I missed out on the Russian Brides...

 

How many Russian Brides did you guys get? This just isn't fair.

 

As for being a Nazi?

 

I am not Nazi.  I am against all forms of Socialism.

 

Nazis are the National Socialist Party, Satoshi. Fascism is Socialism, Satoshi.

Squid-puppets a-go-go's picture

except for the bit where the nazi's cozied up to all the industrial capitalists like prescott bush

ebworthen's picture

Computer scientists really need to get to work on the Quaternary code using GATC and the DNA helix; binary is so inefficient.

Skateboarder's picture

Haven't we had enough already?

BadLibertarian's picture

DNA is binary. There are only two pairing types: A-T and C-G.

ebworthen's picture

True, but you are thinking in two dimensions.

Differentiate A-T and C-G pairing with different voltage thresholds, encode information within a differential helix, and the code geometrically expands in its storage and processing efficiency.

But yeah, this would just help the Matrix and Skynet so forget it.

BadLibertarian's picture

That, or you get the DNA of Lilu Dallas Multipass.

ebworthen's picture

lol, yes, I'd take her DNA anyday of the week.

This-Is-Sparta's picture

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ebworthen's picture

01101101 01111001 01110011 01110000 01100001 01100011 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101

praps's picture

There are only 10 types of people.  Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.

Curiously_Crazy's picture

God that brought back memories of slashdot from over 10 years ago.

alphamentalist's picture

you need to get that into 140 characters...

prains's picture

that's what his wife said

buzzsaw99's picture

just another daylight robbery of the pension funds

TideFighter's picture

144 Ways to say, Pile-o-Shit.