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Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:50 | 4410204 401K of Dooom
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Is it ok to now say "It's Obama's fault!"

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:53 | 4410215 Spastica Rex
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Well it's clearly not:

Bush's Fault

Clinton's Fault

Bush's Fault

Reagan's Fault

Carter's Fault

Ford's Fault

Nixon's Fault


Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:54 | 4410234 Soul Glow
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Really?  Because I blame all of those assholes.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:18 | 4410303 AlaricBalth
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I blame Woodrow Wilson.

"A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is privately concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men"
The New Freedom - Woodrow Wilson

Sorry Woody.
To late to sanitize your legacy.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 23:12 | 4410465 macholatte
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and all our activities are in the hands of a few men"


....and what was the rest of the sentence?

a.  you idiots are so really screwed

b.  better be glad it's not a real democracy

c    you have already beed reamed hard and don't even know it

d.  Brahahahahaha


Thu, 02/06/2014 - 23:39 | 4410546 kchrisc
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Isn't "assholes" a bit too nice.

I would say cocksuckers, but that just might be me.


"Contest this weekend. How many guillotines can be stuffed into a Volkswagen bug. Come one, come all and bring your guillotine."

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 04:42 | 4410909 Sudden Debt
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You all voted for them and what about the next president?


Most probably...

If people vote for them and refuse to look to a third party, it's their fault and not the idiot who got elected.

Sure it's hard. In my country, we'll have elections in May... and believe me, I've been reading all the agenda's of all our political parties. 9 in total. And they all want to raise taxes indirect and direct.

None of them is cutting expenses.

So... my country is going even deeper down the shitter.

I'm fine with that, that's why I've pulled all my money out and I'm my own bank.


Fri, 02/07/2014 - 06:18 | 4410949 -NaN-
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Johnsons War on Poverty was the primer

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:02 | 4410261 Dr. Engali
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I blame leprechauns........... Creepy little bastards.

And they're always after me lucky charms.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:06 | 4410292 MontgomeryScott
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Well, it was fuckin' one o' yahs...

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 23:41 | 4410500 Swarmee
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What's the common thread? Slope of national debt is positive for all of the above. Two party system wins, citizens lose. Period.

Do the research, doesn't matter which combination of repub/dem controlled any of the houses, debt increased under all of them. Slight decrease in the 90s but otherwise they take turns buying power with the money of the unborn, that's the deal, red/blue take turns, everyone else pays.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 00:12 | 4410622 dexter_morgan
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Lincoln and Wilson's fault mainly, but that's just me. All the one you mentioned were just tools by that time.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 09:06 | 4411090 Woodhippie
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Yes, actually.  It is their fault also.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:39 | 4410396 Smiley
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His new name should be President Everyonesfautlbutmine.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 00:43 | 4410678 drendebe10
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Thank you very much to the arrogant, narcissistic,  lying, illegal alien muslim POS living its grand imperial lifestyle off the backs of the tax paying serfs and peasants of current and future generations, 

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 05:32 | 4410928 The.Harmless.Who
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Hey asshole, don't let the facts get in the way of your twisted theory.... 



Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:50 | 4410210 Dr. Engali
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For a minute there I thought it was a picture of the Bernank's funny money. Upon closer inspection I see that I'm right.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:50 | 4410211 401K of Dooom
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AAAAggghhhhhh!  I can't believe it but I was the first to post this time.  May be it's time to purchase a Powerball ticket now?

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:58 | 4410249 Occams_Chainsaw
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Send me $5 in bitcoin and I'll add you to our office pool.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:06 | 4410286 Skateboarder
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That's 0.006410256 bitcoins. You can't even see that small!

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 02:56 | 4410838 pavman
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Wait. I think I see some over there in the corner.... err nope, nm, that's Ron Paul Coin ...drat, that's not even worth a Continental.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:58 | 4410259 Midas
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No, you have already used up all of your luck.  Now you must buy stock in a junior gold mining company.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:54 | 4410221 surf0766
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Dear Leader can never be faulted.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:59 | 4410245 Ol Man
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But maybe defaulted...     8>D


Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:52 | 4410224 Tasty Sandwich
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So, will a bad print (below expectations) be good for the "markets", indicating a likely un-taper?  Or, is it too soon to start thinking about that?

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:57 | 4410244 Soul Glow
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The Fed has been pursuing a weak dollar policy; I expect a weak dollar policy to continue.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:03 | 4410271 Tasty Sandwich
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Of course, but at some point I expect an expansion of official QE (perhaps with a different name though).

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:07 | 4410290 Soul Glow
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To my knowledge the Fed hasn't began the "Taper".

Central Banks are so fucked unless we pull cash out of unallocated accounts, stocks, and bonds and invest the cash in gold and silver [cough cough].

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:11 | 4410313 Tasty Sandwich
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I'm sure there's all kinds of nonsense going on behind the scenes.

But, when will Chuckie Schumer or the like come out and tell Yellen to "get to work"?  lol

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:54 | 4410420 Soul Glow
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The answer to your question lies in the form of a question:  When will the Boomers panic?  When will Schumer justify those remarks?  

I think it happens when the DJ breaks 14k.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 23:17 | 4410422 Soul Glow
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PS fuck Ben Bernanke.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:56 | 4410248 knukles
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Don't think about it.  Just let it happen.  Like trying to argue with idiots and reaping migraines.

Just think.  You could be caught in Sochi for 2 weeks.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:02 | 4410269 Ness.
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They're going up either way.  That's the plan.  Until it isn't.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:04 | 4410275 Tasty Sandwich
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I suspect when this thing ends, it will be the end of the markets as we know them anyway.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:09 | 4410307 Ness.
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The 'markets' left in 1971.  You're witnessing the final act.  We've been watching the prologue for 40 years.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:56 | 4410235 Moe Hamhead
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The entire 99% is in nexum.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:56 | 4410236 Temporalist
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I just got my Obama 2016 stickers!  Forward!

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:02 | 4410276 Agent P
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Obama 1 - fail. Obama 2 - fail. Let's skip Obama4eva and go straight to the taper.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:05 | 4410283 Ness.
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Funny.  Mine said... Obama 2016 !SIEG!  

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:55 | 4410238 Soul Glow
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U-6 bitchez.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:16 | 4410327 MontgomeryScott
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The two predecessors, both named U-6, are now apparently either sitting in the bottom of the ocean, or have been long-ago scrapped.



Appropriate name for the sinking unemployment numbers, huh?

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:56 | 4410243 ejmoosa
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Let's hope so.  Because any success will be viewed as a sign we are on the right track.  And we know that we are not.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:59 | 4410264 tongue.stan
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Pink? Isn't that Oblowjob's favorite color?

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:17 | 4410328 MontgomeryScott
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PINK! It's the new BLUE!

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 07:34 | 4410998 Bohm Squad
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Pink, it's red but not quite...

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:00 | 4410267 Agent P
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I don't want to route against my country, but I'd really like to see a negative print tomorrow to help expose reality to the masses so we can get on with fixing things.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:06 | 4410281 Dr. Engali
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Go ahead and root, it's not your country any longer. The oligarchs stole it out from under us.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:07 | 4410299 Agent P
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I love my country. It's the fuckers running it that I can't stand.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:14 | 4410322 Dr. Engali
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I share the same sentiment.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 22:05 | 4410280 Seasmoke
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As long as the pink slips are for every public taker in towns, county and states .....

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