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Blythe Masters Withdraws From CFTC : Furious Twitter Backlash Blamed

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Following our post yesterday which included the occasional F-bomb and got well over 40K reads since its posting late last night, the reaction was sharp and severe. So severe in fact that less than 24 hours later, Blythe Master has withdrawn from the CFTC. The culprit for Masters' resignation in just 24 hours? A very angry Twitter.

From Bloomberg

Blythe Masters, JPMorgan Chase & Co.’s commodities head, withdrew from an advisory committee of the U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission a day after her appointment was disclosed,  according to two people with direct knowledge of the decision.


The regulator may include another executive from New York-based JPMorgan on the committee, said one person close to the bank who requested anonymity because the move hasn’t been publicly announced. Masters, 44, withdrew because the company’s sale of its physical commodities unit will keep her occupied, the person said.


JPMorgan is selling a division that deals in assets such as metals and oil, as government watchdogs examine whether federally backed lenders should be involved in such markets. Masters’s appointment drew criticism from Twitter users who questioned the propriety of her advising the regulator of futures and swaps.


Masters, whose appointment was listed on the CFTC’s website yesterday, had been scheduled to participate in a Feb. 12 meeting to discuss cross-border guidance on rules. She was invited to the panel by acting Chairman Mark Wetjen, said one of the people.


Brian Marchiony, a JPMorgan spokesman, said the company had no comment.

Perhaps there is some justice in the world.

We do, however, have one question for Ms. Masters even though we understand she will be "very occupied due to the sale of JPM's physical commodities unit": does this premature resignation confirm that the allegations against the JPMorganite, who had so far been wrapped up in "neither admissions nor denials", are in fact true and accurate? 

And while we have her attention, can Ms. Masters also please advise what other markets she was manipulating?


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Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:14 | 4411831 ebworthen
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Maybe Twitter is worth something after all; other than as a stock.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:17 | 4411846 Herd Redirectio...
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Well, score one for the 'little people'...  These crooks like to be pretty blatant with their frauds, and this was just the latest example.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:22 | 4411856 Pladizow
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Witchez be Trippin'!

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:25 | 4411890 Xibalba
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Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:28 | 4411905 BaBaBouy
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WANTED!!! Another FIAT Mafiosii & GOLD Hater For The Post...

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:29 | 4411922 InjectTheVenom
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Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:32 | 4411928 Tall Tom
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Why not just #AskJPM?

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:38 | 4411943 Looney
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Blythe's withdrawal is one thing, BUT... the question with an occasional "F-Bomb" was and still is, "Who the fuck got her nominated for the CFTC position in the first place?"


Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:41 | 4411960 Son of Loki
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She can always go onstage and Twerk with Miley, right?

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:50 | 4411992 spastic_colon
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twitter unexplained bankruptcy and delisting in 3....2....1

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:58 | 4412048 john39
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more likely to see new rules on twitter against "hate speech"...  defined as TPTB deem appropriate, including, but not limited to...  any statement that implies anything other than bankers do God's work are per se hate speech.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:02 | 4412079 walküre
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Official policy. Can't get worse that, can it?

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:13 | 4412126 TruthInSunshine
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There's a Whisper Rumor that Blythe is getting her own A&E reality TV show similar to "Storage Wars."

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:14 | 4412157 walküre
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I liked your previous thoughts on the origin of her name much better. The old adage is true. What's in a name? Blythe? Shudders. How much hatred did they have for the bastard?

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:01 | 4412374 WarriorClass
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The depravity and hypocrisy of the Parasite Class knows no bounds

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:11 | 4412426 Indian_Goldsmith
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You bastards! For once we could've had a rare gorgeous face at the CFTC. So what if she manipulated the precious metals market of the world? You think if she is not at cftc, the manipulation would stop?

Come on! The more they manipulate the gold price, the more i get to buy it at the cheaper rate!!!!!

We should all sing praises for Blythe!!! She allows us to accumulate physical gold at such ridiculously low prices!!!




Wait, something doesnt seem right in my argument...i wonder what

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:24 | 4412492 strannick
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Gorgeous? Bart Chilton was prettier than her, and such full bodied golden locks!

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:28 | 4412518 NoDebt
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Her appointment was just the stalking horse to take attention off of the next person they put up who WILL join the committee.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 15:44 | 4412844 Joe Davola
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Another poster that remembers Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 16:08 | 4412905 BLOTTO
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Hey, i'm sure the 400+ ZeroHed comments would show up as a tiny slice on the pie graph labelled - 'Reasons why Blythe Master withdraws from CFTC'...

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 16:45 | 4413042 AldousHuxley
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The Guandian refers to her as "the woman who invented financial weapons of mass destruction"



Fri, 02/07/2014 - 17:10 | 4413112 MagicHandPuppet
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"If you like your corruption and manipulations, you can keep your corruption and manipulations."

Oh, wait....

Sat, 02/08/2014 - 00:19 | 4414425 mjcOH1
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"Gorgeous? Bart Chilton was prettier than her, and such full bodied golden locks!"

I vote for 'smoking hot'. And apparently shameless. What more do you want?

Sat, 02/08/2014 - 07:44 | 4414686 GetZeeGold
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Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?



That would be Bart Chilton.....sorry Blythe.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:14 | 4412158 BoNeSxxx
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+1 just because she will probably read that...


Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:22 | 4412187 TruthInSunshine
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Because you know that I do care about my friends:

With a name like Blythe, you just know her parents were the completely anal-retentive, uppity east coast elite-effete types, who harbored deep & twisted hatred towards each other, and engaged in all manner of moral & sexual depravity-bordering-on-brutality.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:34 | 4412253 BoNeSxxx
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You rock TIS.

This one was even better :-)

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:34 | 4412256 Frank -THE COIN -
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She might be from London Truth.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 15:01 | 4412525 TruthInSunshine
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London, East Coast of U.S... I've been to both places many times and each northeast coast city is full of the same exact kind of sycophants that London is.

The North East Coast of the U.S. is like a separate country than the entirety of the rest of the U.S.

People that travel or live there can vouch for this.

Sat, 02/08/2014 - 01:37 | 4414533 willwork4food
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Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:36 | 4412266 Odin
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The Dark Queen hath receded! Glory unto us all!

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:43 | 4412297 666
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"Perhaps there is some justice in the world."

Not really, because if there was, she and the others would have been tarred and feathered prior to being drawn and quartered.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:18 | 4412377 Ignatius
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The 9/11 Commission had to dump Kissinger and we got Kean/Zelikow instead.  Was that an improvement?

Watch the other hand.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:03 | 4412387 MayIMommaDogFac...
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I'll take Blythe Masters & Johnson for $500

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:14 | 4412453 post turtle saver
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... or as I like to call it, 'Tuesday'

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:40 | 4412471 New World Chaos
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At some point she might also read troll comments on her pompous blog:

She used to get rid of trolls.  Hope she spent the time to do it herself.   But she apparently abandoned her blog over a year ago.  Her last post has attracted 30 trolls, including William Banzai.

The blog links to her other sites too- Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, a Wordpress blog, etc.  All abandoned.  Her other sites aren't even infested by trolls.  Strange.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 23:39 | 4414346 fockewulf190
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I have a feeling she showed up as a huge return on the dems election radar, and she was promptly disinvited.  Seriously, Blythe never gave a crap about howthe public felt about her and/or what she was doing; she´s been getting dissed for years already.  The Democrats however, are in survival mode, and they sure as shit don´t want more problems. 

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:12 | 4412445 silverserfer
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truth, how about "hoarders buried alive". a 10 ton pallet of gold dropped on that wretched witch from the east would do just fine

Sat, 02/08/2014 - 01:30 | 4414526 Flagit
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There's a Whisper Rumor that Blythe is getting her own A&E reality TV show similar to "Storage Wars."


im waiting for the pilot to her new animal planet tv show.

Raped by a Bear-Market. (its a grizley in a Dow T-shirt.)

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:20 | 4412179 booboo
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No "twate speech" allowed

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 16:36 | 4413020 Pairadimes
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Masters Debated: Twitterers Tweets Twubble the Twat.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:59 | 4412052 SafelyGraze
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JPMorgan Chase & Co. announced it would try to sell or spin off its physical commodity trading assets and operations, dismantling an empire built over five years by commodities chief Blythe Masters, 44, ex-wife of Danny Masters.

The announcement came almost 15 years to the day after the bank said it would end its first big foray into raw materials, led then by Danny when the couple was still married.

July 29 Mon 2013



Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:11 | 4412119 Never One Roach
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Born in Oxford, Masters was raised in the south-east of England.[2] She attended The King's School in Canterbury on scholarship.[3] She graduated in 1991 from Trinity College, Cambridge with a B.A. in economics, and joined the bank J.P. Morgan after completing a number of internships there while still a student.[4]

When derivatives played a role in the 2008 financial crisis, Masters was described by the UK newspaper The Guardian as "the woman who invented financial weapons of mass destruction".

She has rejected this as simplistic, telling the newspaper: "I do believe CDSs [credit default swaps] have been miscast, much as poor workmen tend to blame their tools."

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:52 | 4412337 ReactionToClose...
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wow ..... what a nice touch! > ........... " ....much as poor workmen tend to blame their tools."

truth ....always stranger than fiction ....... this is no fictional 'composite' person (as seems the modern trend) but a real live individual.

Query: what would Blythe Masters know about 'poor workmen' &/or their 'tools' and whether they blame them or not ?

Blythe .... 'let them eat cake' is a little more tangy

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:56 | 4412350 Bastiat
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Derivatives don't kill financial systems . . . the sociopathic banksters who write them and buy them do.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:10 | 4412418 comob
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delete unintentional double post... sorry!

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:07 | 4412419 comob
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"poor workmen blaming their tools..."

For some reason I don't think insatiable Ms. Termagant was talking about a handheld device that aids in accomplishing a task...

but maybe she was.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:31 | 4412527 Urban Redneck
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Sourcing the Guardian for insight into high finance and the evolution of derivatives- WTF???

(Wikipedia link- that explains a lot)

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 16:04 | 4412903 Escapedgoat
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The Guardian ,  ............................... belongs to which Banking family then?????............................................................?

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 15:08 | 4412701 emersonreturn
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never one roach,


thank you.  i suspect she may have a deep appreciation for  poor workmen and their tools.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 22:31 | 4414197 e_goldstein
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Yet she wonders still why no one likes her...

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:51 | 4412002 imaginalis
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Some other puppet will be installed to follow the instructions intended for Blythe Masters.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:03 | 4412074 DeadFred
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Quantum physics tells us that in some other reality there is a Blythe Masters who is a decent human being.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:13 | 4412137 SDShack
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Man, that really messes with my head.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:31 | 4412232 ParkAveFlasher
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Twitter blamed?  Oh, Twitter must be important then.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:56 | 4412352 ThirdWorldDude
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CFTC has probably found out Blythe wasn't into midgetrannyporn so they canceled the arrangement.

Sat, 02/08/2014 - 07:47 | 4414688 GetZeeGold
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You'd have to prove that to me.


Fifty bucks sez she wrote the manual.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:33 | 4412241 TruthInSunshine
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Is that like a Superman & Solomon Grundy thing?

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 22:00 | 4414130 prains
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Quantum physics tells us that in some other reality there is a Blythe Masters who is a decent human being.


you're assuming she's human and not a reptillain construct who has to drink the blood of virgins to breath our air

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:14 | 4412456 Phat Stax
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She should use her extra time to take Cat Daddy lessons from Kate.


Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:51 | 4412001 Acet
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Will Chairman Mark Wetjen fall on this sword for this!?

After all, somebody who invites to work with the regulatora person who was heading a trading unit which participated in market manipulation against that regulators own regulations is either seriously incompetent or corrupt, either of which mean that the person making the invitation is not fit to hold that position.

As I see it, the only reason the corruption of the system is increasing is because the cronyies who bring other cronyies in never suffer for it: they either get away with it or they fail and suffer nothing. It's always a zero-risk opportunity.

If the balance of risk was adjusted so that nominating your buddies "just because" carried a risk of loss if it turned out they were not fit for that position, then this kind of thing would rarelly happen.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:05 | 4412098 Rafferty
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Not going to happen.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:22 | 4412199 Ghordius
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perhaps now that Dutch bankers swear an oath of honesty they will call a Dutch? ;-)

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:00 | 4412380 geotrader
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Someone with more money than you.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 15:46 | 4412843 kill switch
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  She was invited to the panel by acting Chairman Mark Wetjen

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 15:51 | 4412858 rainingFrogs
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"Who the fuck got her nominated for the CFTC position in the first place?"

this is the real problem.  the fact that she was even nominated underscores the arrogance of the ruling class.  not that they care if she withdraws.  they will just find another lackey to reward and serve their needs and interests.  glad to see her gone and humiliated nonetheless.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 18:09 | 4413330 floyd084
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"Ms. Masters had been invited to join the advisory committee of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission by the acting chairman of regulator, Mark P. Wetjen."


Dont worry no one will ever do anything about this. Especially not anyone reading this.

Sat, 02/08/2014 - 14:45 | 4415292 papaclop
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Yeah, just what we need: someone from the den of thieves of JP Morgan to join the "see no evil " monkeys of the CFTC.

Sat, 02/08/2014 - 14:45 | 4415293 papaclop
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Yeah, just what we need: someone from the den of thieves of JP Morgan to join the "see no evil " monkeys of the CFTC.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:31 | 4411924 Thought Processor
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You never go Full Retard.


Even Blythe knows that (now).

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:38 | 4411950 dontgoforit
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But let's not forget, "Hell hath no wrath, like a woman scorned."  Wait for the fall-out.  Could be interesting.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:17 | 4412165 JLee2027
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Scorned from what? Outright open stealing? She should be arrested, tried, convicted and hung from the neck until dead if found guilty.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:14 | 4412446 dontgoforit
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Scorned as in, "You'll eat my poop for this, MF'er!  Fire me!?  Huh!"  Get even kind of scorn.  I don't know of any charges filed against her yet.  I have to admit to a few sins myself.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 16:05 | 4412908 tenpanhandle
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That's a little lenient, don't you think?

Sat, 02/08/2014 - 08:13 | 4414710 BidnessMan
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If ?

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:28 | 4412224 limit_less
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The news story is a propaganda technique called

Door In The Face

Is used to increase a person's latitude of acceptance. For example, if a salesperson wants to sell an item for $100 but the public is only willing to pay $50, the salesperson first offers the item at a higher price (e.g., $200) and subsequently reduces the price to $100 to make it seem like a good deal.

Ultimately I expect Corzine to be appointed to the CTFC and not the presidency as someone predicted on the initial article.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:52 | 4412016 Jonas Parker
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Blythe has PMS (Post Metals Syndrome). Pity her family!

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 16:45 | 4413037 perchprism
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I think she's kinda cute.   Don't you think she's kinda cute?

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:32 | 4411893 BaBaBouy
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WANTED!!! Large VORACIOUS Foxes to Guard The CFTC HENhouse...

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:44 | 4411973 oddjob
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Blythe thought it read large voracious box wanted.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:26 | 4411906 fauxhammer
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Manipulate THIS

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:11 | 4412135 101 years and c...
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her response: define "market". 

Sat, 02/08/2014 - 11:51 | 4414944 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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i don't get mad, i get stabby

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:19 | 4411860 jcaz
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LOL- yeah sure, it was "Blythe's" idea......

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:21 | 4411864 linniepar
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..and will be replaced with a lesser known status quo crook. I'm running out of patience for justice.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:29 | 4411912 Canadian Dirtlump
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I commented yesterday that the idea of that fetid ham wallet in the cftc was a bridge too far. Too in your face, rub your fucking nose in it. I am surprised however that there was a clarion moment.


Just think, now the legacy of Bart Chilton can be fully manifested. Position limits, rule of law, and a land made out of candy.


p.s. I have a bridge for sale very cheap, if you want it, you got it but if not, I have people lined up to buy so no pressure.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:35 | 4411939 Bay of Pigs
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Yes, it's all Sunshine n Lollipops from here on out...

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:40 | 4411951 kliguy38
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you can't let talent like her go to waist.......they'll find a "place" for her

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:48 | 4412319 bigkahuna
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yes, I'm sure she "earned" better than this...

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:04 | 4412394 11b40
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Go to "waist"?  Is she getting fat?

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:41 | 4412290 pods
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Gotta +1 any mention of ham wallet.


Fri, 02/07/2014 - 16:09 | 4412923 tenpanhandle
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and "fetid" at that...+1

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:42 | 4411955 unrulian
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There's a 1000 crooks waiting to fill her slippers

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 16:13 | 4412936 tenpanhandle
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And probably any number of poor workmans' tools, as well.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:36 | 4411940 Cursive
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I'm enjoying Blythe's comeuppance, but I'm also resigned to the fact that Wetjen will just appoint another banking cartel crony. There is no change until the whole apparatus is dissolved and even then, we will have something new to be wary of.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 15:45 | 4412841 Muppetrage
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The regulator may include another executive from New York-based JPMorgan on the committee, said one person close to the bank

Translation: Masters is just too famously corrupt so the bank will have a different minion overseeing cost control over JPM's fine losses

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 15:54 | 4412871 kchrisc
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Ever tried to get flush a "floatie" that just won't go down?!

She'll pop up again somewhere. Guaranteed.


"Bring on the guillotines."

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:20 | 4411858 Four chan
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damn i was looking forward to seeing her many naked shorts. and jp morgan driving gold to zero before they bail to china.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:24 | 4411891 Frank -THE COIN -
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I wouldnt mind Blythe manipulating me if she used Both Hands.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:36 | 4411933 Canadian Dirtlump
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I'd sooner watch her star in a brazilian fart punishment porno as the catcher.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 16:16 | 4412949 tenpanhandle
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No satisfaction there, my friend.  As soon as it goes up, she'll short it.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:31 | 4411926 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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True value is not accurately measured in dollar signs for some things. It's value is social in nature not monetary.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:45 | 4411980 SAT 800
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Zero Hedge one / Masters zero.  Where do you think all those twits came from? or whatever you call them; tweeters? urrrg.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:04 | 4412092 walküre
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Schiff, Faber, Rogers, Barnhardt ... to name a few

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:50 | 4412009 fooshorter
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Blythe Masters now head of Bitcoin trading at JP Morgan after sale of commodities division


I can see it now!

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:02 | 4412075 Rafferty
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What surprises me is that she took any notice of the peons.  These people have been getting away with proverbial murder up to now and gave the rest of us the finger.  She sailed through the whole CDS scandal without it ruffling her $2000 hair-do.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 15:53 | 4412867 geotrader
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I suspect it wasn't her that took notice.  She was told to withdraw and reasonably compensated for the inconvenience. 

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:04 | 4412095 seek
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"Maybe Twitter is worth something after all; other than as a stock."

You know, there have been several events like this -- remember the meltdown when JPM announced the Q&A back in November?

It seems to be an effective shaming tool for TPTB (for now.) I think the key is that it's both public and that your comments get attached directly to the antagonists you reply to -- so they can't really hide.

There might be some value in tweeting snarks to these asses after all. If nothing else, it helps wake others up to their bad behavior.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:17 | 4412464 WillyGroper
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They have no shame.

More likely fear.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:16 | 4412160 booboo
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So she was "twoted" off the Shit Show.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:42 | 4412295 Common_Cents22
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twatted off the twit show

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:18 | 4412180 Freddie
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Twitter finally does something good.

I have a little job for Blythe.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:41 | 4412287 Common_Cents22
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Isn't blythe still facing possible CRIMINAL charges from her commoddities fraud????   How the heck could she be considered by the CFTC in the first place???


Geez, might as well put Corzine on the board.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:34 | 4412533 Fail2Deliver
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Are you kidding? That's how they knew she would fit in! Her fraud is an enhancement on her resume for some in the industry.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 15:13 | 4412727 Common_Cents22
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good point, they can keep her in line with prosecution threats.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:46 | 4412311 Jumbotron
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Well....I'll be a fleeced sheep.  Score one for the Twitter-verse.

I'm still not ADD or narcissistic enough to get an account.....but good on 'ya mate, none the less.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 15:33 | 4412815 Jumbotron
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Blythe Masters needs to be exorcised !!


Thank you Reverend Billy and Max Keiser !

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:58 | 4412666 Fish Gone Bad
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I had no idea she was so hot!  I really need to meet this woman.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 15:28 | 4412785 sgt_doom
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A Simple Question

Every other month, for the last twelve years, either Goldman Sachs or JPMorgan Chase has been under investigation for some form of financial fraud or other.

If America were really a "land of laws" would a criminal organization like that still have any credit rating?

If America were really a "land of laws" would the US Department of the Treasury be primarily filled with personnel from JPMorgan Chase and Goldman Sachs?

Would any legitimate enterprise hire anyone from those two disreputable criminal organizations?

Negative. . . .

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 22:43 | 4414217 tom a taxpayer
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We need balls-to-the-walls prosecutions of JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs, credit rating agencies, Countrywide, the mortgage industry, the appraisers,Freddie and Fannie, Citi and the big bankster  Wall Street banks, AIG, and current and former federal co-conspirators at U.S. Treasury, SEC, OTS, Federal Reserve, especially FRBNY( Tiny Tim, Dudley-Do-Wrong), and those members of Congress who aided and abetted the greatest financial crimes in U.S. history.

Justice demands these long-overdue prosecutions of overlapping RICO criminal enterprises. We need 20 years-to-life hard time prison sentences for the hundreds convicted. We need RICO confiscations of the hundreds of billions in illegal "profits" from the criminal enterprises of the banks, mortgage industry, and Wall Street Mafia.

Because of the huge backlog of RICO cases, the prosecution and the courtroom should be modified to process the mass trials in style of the Maxiprocesso (Maxi Trials) of the Mafia in Sicily during the 1980s that resulted in hundreds of defendants convicted.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 16:11 | 4412924 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Still think its a garbage stock from an investment choice, but between this and the whole askJPM thing, it has done us a great service

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 16:12 | 4412929 misterkel
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Blythe and JPM are featured prominently in the book - Gold Wars: Battle for the Global Economy.





Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:18 | 4411832 Big Corked Boots
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I'm sure she can get herself a lucrative consulting deal.

That way, there won't be a claim that one of their employees buried manipulation claims... "upon further review, one of our trusted advisors has informed us that everything is fine, and there's nothing to see here."

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:26 | 4411894 Oldwood
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Its not just about money, they are hugely egotistical. They want to advance to the head of the class, wear the crown and such. This is especially important for the driven women out there. They have much to prove and it just isn't cool to be waving around your bank book and bragging. Its about the chair and the crown. Think "Hillary". Its about power and the prestige that comes with it.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:39 | 4411954 NOTaREALmerican
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The same goes for males, of course.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:11 | 4412128 Never One Roach
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...and transgenders.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:12 | 4412149 TuPhat
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Oldwood, thinking Hilary has a disgusting effect.  I would rather think Masters.  At least she has a nice smile.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 15:19 | 4412750 Kiwi Pete
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And she doesn't gloat after killing people.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 15:30 | 4412797 Jumbotron
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Oh yes she has.  Think of everyone killed due to her and the banksters' machinations.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:19 | 4412167 SDShack
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That's why people like Blythe are called sociopaths.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:09 | 4412414 Hmmmmm
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... and people like Hillary are called cunts.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:17 | 4411837 RacerX
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I hope she's getting fitted for her bread helmet.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:16 | 4411840 oklaboy
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come on folks, she's going to the SEC

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:54 | 4412038 disabledvet
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cute...blonde. we might be onto something here...

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:18 | 4411844 Seasmoke
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JPM must really hate Twitter..... HA HA HA !!!

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:18 | 4411855 Grande Tetons
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Kicked out of the den of vipers. 

She really must be a piece of shit. 

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:17 | 4411845 Sudden Debt
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no wonder twitter crashed....

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:17 | 4411847 Rising Sun
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bye bye cunt!!!

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:19 | 4411848 williambanzai7
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Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:34 | 4411935 Tall Tom
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Did not see your post and that was the very first thing that came to my mind.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:06 | 4412399 williambanzai7
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I certainly don't know what everyone in the world is thinking, but I do know what alot of people around here are thinking.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:17 | 4411849 newsguy68
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Federal Reserve Issues Warning, Bank Drills, Possible False Flag

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 14:19 | 4412470 WillyGroper
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>>>>The whole matter does seem a bit auspicious to the causal observer.



Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:18 | 4411854 diogeneslaertius
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Withdraws From CFTC (publicly, for now)
Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:19 | 4411862 glaucon was right
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JPM is furiously shorting twitter now

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:21 | 4411867 Mad Mohel
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These people are not shamed by anything. This is a much more nefarious development. LOL, Twitter they said.

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 13:13 | 4412151 Never One Roach
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I wonder how many "friends" she lost on FB?

Fri, 02/07/2014 - 12:21 | 4411869 markar
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tweet for twat

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