Boehner Keeps On Folding: Now Proposes Clean Debt Ceiling Bill

Tyler Durden's picture

A week ago, we reported that unlike on previous occasions, this time Boehner decided to fold like a lawn chair early in this year's debt ceiling hike debate, and sure enough moments ago Politico confirmed as much when it reported that "House Republicans are abandoning their plan to lift the debt limit and restore military pension cuts due to flagging support from the rank and file. The announcement was made Tuesday morning in a private GOP meeting." As we also predicted, Politico adds that "now, the GOP will have to pass a so-called clean lift of the debt ceiling — one without policy strings attached. But even that won’t be easy. Senior Republican lawmakers and aides are openly wondering just how many of their members will vote for a clean debt ceiling — Democrats will have to bear the brunt of passing the bill, GOP insiders say." And the punchline for the vote, which is set for Wednesday, "Senior GOP sources wonder if they’ll be able to get 18 Republicans to vote for a debt ceiling increase — the bare minimum for passage if every Democrat votes yes."

To summarize: the GOP may have trouble being more Democrat than the Democrats.

In other news, perhaps it is about time for the GOP to eliminate any pretense of "fiscal conservatism" and finally do away with the debt ceiling farce entirely so they can at least show their voters what their true colors really  are.

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LetThemEatRand's picture

"due to flagging support from the rank and file."

Due to pressure from the banks, multi-national corporations and MIC that own both Teams.  There, fixed it.

LawsofPhysics's picture

Welcome to the King's 'merica...

Fascism, cronyism and despotism on full display...

NoDebt's picture

This shit show is on auto-pilot now.

Did I smell a whiff of "there could be problems getting the debt ceiling raised no matter what course they take" in this article?  If so, you can stow that shit right now.  It WILL be raised just as it has been every time before.  Just with less real fight and more feigned indignance this time.

SoundMoney45's picture

They are simply following the script, but the script certainly could be more entertaining.

Taffy Lewis's picture

For sure the script needs more minorities and more gays to fit today's America.

pods's picture

I nominate the hot chocolate onesie guy!


max2205's picture

Just where are the pictures and who's goat did Bonner get  caught screwing......what a douchebag!

kralizec's picture

Toldjya! Bends over easier than a streetwalker!

Muppet Pimp's picture

The ratio of additional debt to quantity of third worlders imported (to be provided social security numbers and hitched to the increasingly heavy federal wagon) needs to be made public. 

I.E. Our rulers want to spend 500 billion more than they take in this year, so based on the present ratio we will need XXX,XXX,XXX third worlders brought in and hitched to their wagon. 

Pull!  Pull!  Boehner and Reid have campaigns coming up and K street Hungry!  Pull! Pull! Hookers and Blow from K street this Friday if we can take the taxpayser for another 100b Pull!  Pull!

pods's picture

They are going to save their energy for the REAL battle!

On a related note, if anyone can actually find out something they are willing to stand up on lemme know. Besides the gay stuff.


One of We's picture

Confucious say, can't stand up while bending ovah.

HardAssets's picture

congress is pretty much irrelevant now

They could just hire actors.

Actually, they have hired actors

DetectiveStern's picture

Polictics is hollywood for ugly people.

philipat's picture

What does the NSA have on Boner? Was he boning things not acceptable in civilized society?

InTheLandOfTheBlind's picture

probably nothing... he is just doing what he was trained to do... remember he did attend a jesuit university

duhhhhhh's picture

It is called USEC and the promise of one billion in future loans. Obamas got him by the proverbial sack.

InTheLandOfTheBlind's picture

one wonders if boehner doesn't enjoy the hand on the sack... and those loans sound like a payment for good "soldiering".... 

Divided States of America's picture

Boehner should just quit congress and start a business of making folding lawn chairs where he can be the CEO and full time spokesperson.

Stoploss's picture

They need all the rope they can carry right now. So if it's rope they want, it's rope they get, no questions asked.

The voters of this scam are the focus of the pain. It will be felt.

Taffy Lewis's picture

I can reserve the lamp posts.

CrimsonAvenger's picture

No can do - he's already slated to be the spokesperson for Orange Julius.

RSloane's picture

Yup. Its down to which bank[s] do you want to vote for.

chubbar's picture

There is no "fix", they collectively have us in such a deep hole financially that there is no way back. Anything the GOP passes will not make the economy better and will likely make things worse. The more they cut budget spending the faster the decline in tax receipts and increase in social spending applications from layoffs.

Nothing is going to work, the malinvestment is so great and the gov't is so big that there is no way back. This is going to be the biggest world-wide bust in history. If "they" meaning the banking cabal doesn't have a plan "B" that implements a system to keep commerce going while austerity and gov't shutdowns commence, millions will starve. Prepare accordingly.

highly debtful's picture

That is currently my biggest fear: that they don't have a decent plan B. By "decent" I mean a plan that doesn't include fascism at the top, Fema camps, Detroit-style "Nacht und Nebel" house to house searches by men in black uniforms, armed to the teeth. And I don't mean "Diktats" from the EU-bureaucracy either, with bail-ins and financial repression for all. 

You know, most of us used to laugh with the likes of Chavez, Maduro and Kirchner, but just take a good, hard look at "you didn't build that'-Obama or the "We don't care if Greece dies as long as it continues to strangle itself to save our banks'-European Union.

Are you still laughing? Because I sure as hell am not.


Doubleguns's picture

The new image and name for the GOP.

Yellow belly sap suckers.

Hubbs's picture

Actually, there may be some bitter  irony to your analogy. After reading the description and getting through all the niceties of the species, it appears that they can drill a lot of holes in the tree (The USA) to the point that they kill it. (politicians).

LawsofPhysics's picture

They are all fully owned, and not by their constituents...

noun: despotism 1. the exercise of absolute power, esp. in a cruel and oppressive way. "the King's arbitrary despotism"
Gunga's picture

There is no opposition party. All of Washington DC is part of the Fascist takeover of America.

RSloane's picture

Exactly, Gunga. Yet for many its very important to pretend that there is a vast difference between parties, and one is so much better than the other.

BandGap's picture

That is so the sheople don't unite, they are constantly pitted against one another.

The Weeping Cheeto

Save_America1st's picture

and there is no "two party" system...both sides are just 2 heads of the same monster.  Each head may not always agree with the other, but ultimately they always move the body in the same direction towards more power and tyranny.

tradebot's picture

Maybe Mr B has a notion that Dems should own the hike.  Sit back and allow Dems paint themselves into a corner.  Failng that, I don't know what else he could be thinking.

DeadFred's picture

Reptilian symbionts have difficulty adjusting to increasing day length so give him a break for being addled. The yellowish tinge is a dead give away that his symbiont is particularly sensitive.

Doubleguns's picture

Get your cheap lawn chairs now. On sale. Check out the John Boehner. Authentic color too!!!

krispkritter's picture

What, no orange or Yellen, er, yeller?

Doubleguns's picture

If you have the money for a campaign bribe ummm contribution you can get any color you want.

Oldballplayer's picture

I can just see this guy, 75 years old sitting on his front porch in a tee shirt, wheezing from his inescessent smoking, and trying to get someone to listen to his stories.

He is a disgusting piece of human waste.  He stands for nothing.  He fights for nothing.

All he is interested in is surviving the next Speaker's election.

I dont want dead.  I just want him gone.

El Tuco's picture


Judge Napolitano lays it out for everyone in just a couple of minutes....



Save_America1st's picture

Judge Nap kicks ass!  Fuck Fox Business for caving in and cancelling his show "Freedom Watch".  I stopped watching both Fox channels after they caved into the White House and dropped that show.  I'm surprised Judge Nap even appears on Fox anymore as an anylyst, but they don't let him speak the way he used to when he had that show.  Fox may still crush everyone else in the ratings, but their viewership numbers started the long decline after they cancelled Freedom Watch. 

Doubleguns's picture

I was supprised that The Blaze did not pick him up for a similar show. 

highly debtful's picture

Does the concept of political opposition even still exists in the United States of America? Maybe the GOP should hire some Ukrainian boxer at this point. He could teach the republicans a thing or two about opposing the vested interests of TPTB.

headhunt's picture

Is the NSA emailing Boehner what they have on him or does it arrive registered mail?

roadhazard's picture

Don't forget to reelect your winger. They are looking out for You. heh

BeetleBailey's picture


French for DOUCHEBAG

The_Ungrateful_Yid's picture

Good old limp boehner. Obama's favorite politcal cuckhold.

Obama_4_Dictator's picture

I propose that things are getting so dicey for the dollar that even the slightest fight about anything, including the debt ceiling will cause a currency collapse.  I don't think we will be hearing much about debt limits or anything ever again.  The markets must stay green and interest rates must stay low, otherwise boom. Boner is providing cover.